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mafia front restaurant please!!!
WIP Wednesday (8/30) | Mafia Restaurant AU
“He saw my gun,” Neil says once he’s back in the kitchen. Kevin and Jean had been laughing, but both of them go silent.
“What?” Kevin asks with wide eyes. That annoying shade of green follows him as Neil goes to lean against the corner with a hand to his forehead. “What do you mean he saw your gun?”
“I mean, one of the guys saw my gun,” Neil pulls his jacket out of the way and Kevin gasps. Jean curses under his breath.
“Why the fuck didn’t you leave that in here?” The taller man asks, clearly in disbelief.
“I didn’t think of it.” Neil says with a sigh.
“How did he react?” Jean asks.
“He made a joke about it. None of the others realized."
“Alright. We’re fine then.” Jean says with a shrug.
“I—” Kevin starts, but Neil cuts him off.
“Kevin, leave this to us. Go sit in the car if you have to.”
“No. I’m…” Kevin makes a face. “I can help.”
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#andreil#aftg#Mafia Restaurant AU#WIP Wednesday#🕊️#answered#ittybittybaker#poor kevin is having a nervous breakdown i love him so much#also he and jean have been together for a while. jean loves him very much and neil also loves him but gd the boy needs to chill a bit#hell i need to make a post about the actual Backstory for this au i guess?#as soon as i get everyone set in stone i will :)
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O yeah I know it's been a couple months but since I reblogged the post again:
0, 1, and 9 for Kevin
3, 5, and 8 for Roy
Kevin
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0- The background changes for his nervous breakdowns, art style shifts are always a pleasant surprise to me, especially when their associated with a specific character.
1- It's simple but effective. He manages to have the vibe of someone who (when Skid and Pump aren't around) generally enjoys his job without really being passionate about it. And I just plain love his little floof.
9- This poor bastard needs someone in his life and given who he's usually shipped with, I'd say their pretty good. The only one I take issue with is him and Lila since Kevin feels like a guy in his mid twenties, roughly ten years younger than Lila.
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Roy (thank you so much for asking about him, I have so much brainrot of him)
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3- The scene with his parents and him then giving the candy to Rob for his sister. It just does so much for all the characters and is the first major scene for Roy's arc, it's also more wholesome than a lot of the "individual" scene endings in both TT and past episodes.
5- Like Pump, he has some residual effects left over from his encounter with Eyes making him sensitive to supernatural energy. We might see this in a scene where Carmen and Richard come home from a "late meeting".
8- Roy's sensitive about his weight but in a very complex way. He was picked on for it when he was little, but Carmen would always console him, having been a heavier kid herself. The only issue is the same assurances also came from *you know who*, which left Roy feeling very conflicted. If someone makes a dig at him over it he would usually stand up for himself, but for a while after The Stars he would just kind of glaze over while Ross and Robert whooped a bitch.
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Happy to see this game resurrecting.
#spooky month#sm digit ask game#sm Kevin#sm Roy#sm Lila#sm Carmen#sm Richard#sm Ross#sm Robert#sm Roy's uncle#sm Skid#sm Pump
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ELI CLARK SWF/NSFW HCS
sfw:
he’s a darling, truly. he was something akin to a kicked puppy when you first arrived to the mansion. meek, yet intimidated, he was someone you felt that needed taking care of
poor thing looks like he’s having a tough time on a cipher? here you come with your overzealous and overbearing parental love for him.
the whole manor can see how you view him, and really, they all think you’re clinically insane
eli clark was one of many men, but he was not the weak or the lost at all
in fact, he was someone with a tendency to act passive aggressive or have a short temper at a cipher if something wasn’t going right. he was the type of person to ignore you if he feels that you’ll disturb him in the future, the type of person to avoid speaking to anyone at all costs because he thinks he’s higher power (although he’ll never show it)
surely, he is kind, he’s sweet, but there are his moments that the other survivors can see that you don’t get to see
eli loves your personality. loves how you attend to his every response or move. he loves how you take care of him. he finds it adoring when you worry over simple injuries or when he goes out alone and he finds you waiting for him anxiously
he treats you like a god. his god.
everything you do he is unimaginably amazed by it that it’s almost annoying to watch
whenever he’s not near you, he sends brooke to watch after you, but sometimes he forgets brooke is watching you and tries to find you himself which leads to a lot of interaction with the hunter
not to mention, he loves it when your smile, which is cliche in a sense but he loves it. he immediately responds with a smile of his own, whether a small or huge smile on your face, one will find its way onto eli’s face no matter what
he unconsciously leans into your warmth and feels bad when you shuffle to get away. as if a boundary was established that was never there before, yet it washes away the moment you start to coo over him again
and by all means, eli is NOT the funniest. he can’t be unintentionally funny like norton or naturally good at cracking unneeded jokes like kevin, of which you always laugh to (unfortunately), but he does try
his attempt at humor that matches your humor always goes horribly wrong that others cringe watching it. while you find it adoring, and he finds it as another reason for a nervous breakdown when you’re not around
around the other survivors he’s simply that nice one with the owl that occasionally cracks from stress. but to you, the other survivors can tell he looks like an angel descent from heaven and blessed upon you as a babysitter
it was the day of his former fiancé’s birthday, gertrude, that he had realized what was happening
you were so kind when he would vent to you, and you to him, but when he spoke about his past fiancé he wanted a reaction. call it selfish and him a horrible man but he wanted something that showed you had interest in him — just something
but alas, he saw nothing but genuine comfort, raw sweetness dripping from your voice that he so dearly wished to be words that expressed jealousy over his past lover
you saw him as a child. someone who needed supervision. the realization hit him when the other survivors would call you his mother or laugh between your interactions
it only made him cry into your hands, he tried to guise his sudden despair with remembering gertrude, trying to push himself into your lap as if it would help. all the while, fat tears rolling down his face because he feels worthless — he feels alone — and stupid
so then he chooses to do something stupid and spills everything
it’s complicated when he explains it, but when you finally understand the words that were coming out in sobs and stutters, and the tears pooling at your clothes, you then press a soft kiss to the under of his eye
albeit its almost awkward, for you, doing that aloof smile on your face when you’re lost is what makes him confused, but your hands on the side of his head numb that confusion down to silence, and his skin burns where your lips touched
you tell him he’s adoring. literally. there isn’t enough synonyms for adorable to describe him
he questions shyly, sniffling even, that if the relationship could be more
and you agree, although, hesitantly
you saw eli as courageous, cute, hardworking, and sweet, but none of those traits or himself made you scream for romance. and maybe the guilt ate you up, and that’s why you agreed
however, he worked hard to change that perception of him as time passed
he increasingly became more active and bashful during your new relationship. he had a tendency of asking for hugs and small kisses here and there, his cheeks would blossom with red when you would just stare at him long enough
he’d try to prove to to you that he didn’t need supervision. as much as he loves you around him, he wanted you to see him as dependable
sometimes he would coo over you which certainly made the manor erupt in fits of laughter when your face deepened to dark reds never seen before
eli, occasionally, would slip and mention something of gertrude, but you usually don’t pay mind to it. you’re understanding of his situation and you don’t find the need to fight over it when you’re both stuck in the mansion
he finds his occasional slip ups as death. he profusely apologizes and follows you around anxiously to make sure you don’t go to anyone else but him (you can tell he sends his owl at unneeded times), he tip toes around you but becomes blunt when he feels as though you’re mad at him (you’re not, but his anxiety-driven head thinks you are)
the only way you assure he’s fine is by staying by his side and talking to him a lot. and i mean a lot.
eli relies on communication, even if he’s horrible at it, he wants to make sure he’s doing everything right, something you truly adore
nsfw:
sensitive and sloppy. that’s it.
when you kiss him on the cheek it makes everything inside of him twist and burn, his legs wobble when he walks sometimes, but on the lips he truly feels as though he’s going to pass out
he moans into the kiss, trying to follow desperately but ultimately submitting and shaking under you when you pull away with a smile
kisses are usually very sloppy, not that he’s trying to but your simple peck on the corner of his lips makes him go haywire, drool collecting at the sides of his mouth
refuses to touch you. will not lay a hand on you. he’s so scared of hurting you, as though he’s too rough or you don’t like it. he worships you, he wants you to feel like a god when you are one
sometimes his hands ghost over your head or hips in fear of hurting you, you can only watch as his orgasm makes his hands flinch or scrunch up his clothes with an immeasurable amount of strength to avoid touching you
he loves initiating small acts whenever too
occasionally, coming to wrap his hands around you and shoving his face into your neck to pepper kisses along your collarbones, but he’s always too scared to go further and needing your guidance for the rest
you love to give him head at any given moment. tears start to pool into his eyes when you suck particularly too hard at the skin of his cock, or when he feels the tip hit the back of your throat
he loves it when you swallow his cum but also hates it. he apologizes and says it’s dirty but he can’t help feel more aroused when you swallow around him
eli’s favorite position is cowgirl or doggy-style
you being on top allows for you to lead and him to submit to you. whining when you go too fast or too slow, and you only laugh meanly before speeding up
he also loves cockwarming. something about being connected to you so intimately is really arousing to him. sometimes you’ll find his hands trying to push you further down his cock to hold you into place, crying about how good it feels to be inside of you and how warm, and how your walls are milking him
doggy-style, even in a more submissive position, you still have power over him
again, eli loves communication, just telling him he’s fucking you so good, calling him pup, or even baby, his hips are immediately stuttering into yours like a dog in heat
“it feels good, right?” he questions with a stutter, letting out a sharp grunt into your neck when your walls clamp up against his cock
unlike others, he doesn’t curse. but he will call you beautiful while he’s pounding into you. and sometimes he’ll call you his
even if he came already, he’ll listen if you tell him to keep going. the sensitivity leaves him spinning and coming once more
something you find cute is that jealousy sex is nothing rough. in fact, it’s so tame. eli takes his time to kiss you and thoroughly remind you that you both were dating, even if it means he’s crying into your shoulder while fucking you slowly
he’s so vocal to the point you’d rather just listen to him during sex. he whines uncontrollably when you slowly sink down onto his cock, praising about how big it is and how it might not fit
loves being called pup!!! during sex!!! outside of the bedroom it’s disheartening, but when he’s fucking you so sloppily after a bad day, drool coming from his mouth, and he’s whining into your ear, hearing you call him pup has him coming inside of you immediately
sadly, he does not like coming inside of you. he worships your body and thinks of his cum being inside of you is dirtying you. he tries to avoid it and comes into his hand
he basically treats you like a god outside and inside, so when both of you are finally spent, he’s the one getting up and cleaning everything. his aftercare is so intensive, especially if he came inside of you, he wants to make sure everything is out and you feel comfortable
#eli clark#identity v#idv#idv seer#idv eli clark#identity 5#identity v eli clark#identity v seer#eli clark x reader#seer x reader#idv fanfic#identity v fanfic#eli x reader#fanfic
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Texts I sent a friend the first time I watched The Boys, Season 2:
- Gird your loins
- I’m dying to know more about Black Noir
- Ugh ffs Homelander smarming about on stage at Translucents funeral
- It’s an empty box but I suppose how would people know cause invisible corpse
- WHY IS ANNIE SINGING AT THE INVISIBLE PERVS FUNERAL
- Aw no straight in with Sad Kevin
- Oh ok angry drunk Kevin
- Ugh not these Samaritans Embrace fuckers again
- Oh Annie. Parroting the company line. I hope she’s gonna fuck them all over
- SAD HUGHIE OH NO
- BILLY JOOOOOELLLL
- Aw Kimiko is learning
- Her lil smile
- Oooh Hughie is a liiiiiar
- Meeting on the subway like a couple shifty teenagers
- Oh I forgot they microchipped the supes like dogs
- Oh nooooo young love angst
- Oh no a Sad Kevin incident
- Aaaaand he’s been arrested
- A nice archer bailed him out
- Omfg the fake Butcher re-enactment
- Oh do NOT tell me this crazy bastard is gonna drink the frozen breast milk
- Oh fuck he is
- What the FUCK, HOMELANDER
- This visually impaired ninja seems nice
- That probably means he’s gonna turn out to be a dick
- OH FUCK
- Homelander what the fuuuuuck
- Ok what the shit is happening here in the motel
- WHAT
- What the fuuuuuck
- I – MM is making a dolls house? That’s so cute
- Oh shit smuggled people
- Homelander is nuts with power
- Uhhhh who is Carol and why is she staring at Kevin while he sleeps
- Finally an archer who is honest about how useless they can be once they run out of arrows
- Oh noooo are they gonna try brainwash Kevin with homeopathic stuff? And why do they keep offering him Fresca
- OH FUCK ME NOT ANOTHER RELIGION THING
- Oh Hughie has grown a pair since last season. Good for him
- Where’s Butcherrrrrrrr
- Body gore porn dude is called Gecko that’s too cute a name for him
- Stormfront seems like fun
- She’s gonna be pissing off Homelander so much I like her already
- OH WHAT THE FUCK THE CIA LADYS HEAD EXPLODED
- I like Stan
- Giving Homelander the dressing down he needs
- I know it’s convenient for Toni to wear the padded suit all the time but does Homelander ever wear anything else
- Oh hiiii Becca I still think you’re a bitch and Butcher deserved better
- BUTCHERRRRR YASSSSS
- “Daddy’s home”
- I’m dead. It’s official.
- The fuckin smirk and the voice I’m fuckin dead
- OH NO KEVIN IS TRYING THE CHURCH THING
- Is he making shroom tea
- Why is Patton Oswalt voicing Kevin’s gills this is delightful
- Atrain is awake again that’s not good
- I’m cracking up at Sad Kevin and his singing gills
- Homelander is gone way off the deep end oh boy
- Awwww soft Maeve in the hospital with her girlfriend
- I want to like Becca but I can’t shake the bad feeling
- Homelander is a terrible father
- I mean I know he has no role models to base his parenting on, but yikes
- It’s like if Scar was raising Simba instead of Mufasa
- ….are the gang raiding a party city store
- I love how Frenchie always looks a mix of horrified and amazed whenever Kimiko kills someone
- AWWW IT’S HER BROTHER YAY
- Oh shiiiiiiiit
- Butcher STOP JUST SHOOTING PEOPLE
- You were right this season is weird
- I like Kimiko’s brothers bedazzled denim jacket
- Butcher don’t punch Hughie wtf
- Starting with Hughie listening to the same song again, nice
- Butcher is terrible at apologising it’s so cute
- I’m sorry did Hughie just fall over trying to throw a punch
- The kid’s a dandelion omg
- Why are they on a boat? Did Karl just decide “I like being on boats lemme go on a boat”?
- I see what you mean about Homelander being scary
- He’s completely insane
- Why does this storyboard guys shirt say assbinder
- Chace Crawford is an excessively veiny man
- BLACK NOIR IS CRYING
- Or possibly laughing
- Hard to tell when they have no face
- Annie actually leaked all the compound V stuff good for her
- FRENCHIE KISSED HUGHIE
- Homelander is gonna get this kid killed tryna make him fly
- Honestly the kid looks more like Hughie
- OH MY GOD HE PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF
- OH MY SWEET FUCKING JESUS HOMELANDER YOU CAN’T DO THAT
- Oop there’s the laser eyes
- Oh Homelander is back at the Tower and freaking Maeve out
- OH FUCK THE BROTHER IS LOOSE
- Hughie don’t do it
- Oh ok I thought he was gonna jump off the boat
- Kevin and the cult weirdos are up to something
- Hughie no you don’t call the girl you like crying over Billy Joel lyrics
- Oh god boyo you don’t then drop the L word in the same voice message!
- He’s hopeless
- Oh nooooo Kevin is attacking the boat goddammit Kevin
- OH FUCK A WHALE
- For fuck sake Kevin
- Ewwwww
- Butcher what the fuck
- Hughie having a nervous breakdown inside of a whale
- No but why is Karl so hot covered in blood
- Actually I didn’t even need to include the blood part of that question
- Oh boy here we go, the 7 show up to find Sad Kevin crying over spilt whale
- ….why is Stormfront tryna get all up in Homelander’s ass?? I thought she was cool but now she’s all lemme suck that radioactive dick
- OH NO
- Poor Kevin he’s worked so hard to accept his gills and now Homelander has knocked him back down
- Oooo dear Atrain is having a heart attack again this isn’t good
- Oh fuck is Hughie gon get caught
- Oh no it’s Annie it’s ok
- OH FUCK
- ANNIE WHY
- THAT’S YOUR HUGHIE
- OH MAN KIMIKO’S BROTHER IS BADASS YES SQUASH THE SMUG PRICK
- Oh I do NOT like Stormfront holy fuckin shit what’s wrong with this woman
- Poor Kimiko
- What’s with the random woman talking about calling off her wedding?
- Why is Frenchie taking drugs
- FUCK SAKE FRENCHIE DON’T TRY KISS A GIRL WHEN SHE’S GRIEVING
- What the FUCK is thiiiiis
- Is he dreaming or is this the shapeshifter tryna stay alive by granting Homelander some sick wish
- Yikes I feel bad for Doppelganger
- I am fascinated by whoever and whatever the fuck Black Noir is
- MM sees right through everyone’s bullshit
- I feel so bad for Annie
- Ooooo Atrain getting fired
- MM having to put up with Hughie and Annie having a we didn’t start the fire singalong 😂
- Ok who’s in the weird group therapy sesh with these women with strange views on love
- Vending machine date so cute
- Omfg ahahahaha the girl with the Ed Sheeran tattoo
- I really want to like Becca cause she stands up to Homelander but I can’t shake the suspicions about her
- I feel bad for Butcher
- Homelander is a scary good liar
- Oh shit interviewer lady is pulling out the diversity questions
- OH FUCK
- HE’S OUTED MAEVE
- Poor Maeve what the fuck
- Ugh Stormfront
- �� Shut your racist hole bitch
- Oh shit Kimiko on the warpath
- Frenchie! Kimiko listen to him he’s tryna help
- MM is doing a lotta sharing this episode
- Ohhhh something bad is gonna come out about this Liberty lady they’re looking for oh fuck
- Wait WHAT. STORMFRONT IS LIBERTY
- Stormfront is like 70????
- She’s really good with social media for an old bird
- Ohhh fuck Homelander is pisssssssssed
- Christ you’d know Homelander was an only child
- Bitch you better not be fucking Butcher over
- I FUCKIN KNEW IT
- BECCA YOU RAGING BITCH
- Got her goodbye fuck then called the supercops on him cause he’s a little broken? FUCK BECCA
- Oh no Annie don’t give Hughie the “we can’t do this” talk
- Pick your emo ass up and stop being melodramatic
- All these women are chatting to Kevin?? Why??
- Also this most recent one is super weird
- THEY WERE INTERVIEWING TO BE KEVINS WIFE
- This cult thing is so fuckin weird omfg
- KEVIN GET YOUR SAD BUTT OUT OF THE CULT
- Oh gross not the Doppelganger shit again
- Doppelganger is really bad at flirting
- ….
- WHAT THE SHIT
- Nonononono don’t do the selfcest
- Not even Homelander is that fucked up
- This is super weird
- Why is Homelander crying
- OH SHIT HE KILLED HIM
- Uhhhh are they doing a lesbian scene in a vcu movie
- Christ that was terrible and way too on the nose
- “Strong female lesbians”
- Homelander you himbo fuck what other kind of lesbian do you get
- I feel bad for Ashley
- She just wants to do her job well
- Poor Butcher. His lil heart is broken
- Oh no baby you’re hurt and upset? That’s so sad let me suck your dick about it
- Oh no what’s he gonna do
- BUTCHER WHAT THE SHIT
- I mean it’s really fuckin hot but still
- There’s always a cut on the cheekbone
- “They’ve been moving her around like a Catholic priest” omg HUGHIE
- Aww he called Hughie his canary
- Oh shit are Frenchie and Kimiko missing?
- KEVIN GOT MARRIED
- BILLY HAS AN AUNTIE
- Doggiiiiie
- Awwwww soft Butcher with his dog
- Aaaand now I feel bad for Atrain cause he’s being kicked to the curb
- Oh gross this interview with Kevin and his cult wife
- This is so cringe holy fuck
- Bring back the Patton Oswalt gills
- Why are the gangsters discussing musicals specifically Hamilton
- FUCKING HELL KIMIKO PEELED OFF THAT GUYS FACE
- Ahahaha the boys showed up at Butchers aunties house
- The dog’s name is Terror that’s so cute
- Hahahaha Hughie was holding the fuck pig
- Why is there a sniper on the roof
- Oh shit it’s Black Noir
- Ugh what does Annie’s mom want and why is Stormfront being her friend
- Oh hey it’s dickless
- These two writer dudes are hella irritating
- Poor Elena getting dragged into this shit
- Yes Maeve scheme against his ass
- Heartbroken Butcher is so tired
- He needs a hug
- Hughie give Butcher a hug please
- Why is Kimiko in a church
- Oh hey its Frenchie’s other girlfriend
- Oh ok Kimiko is doing hits that’s fair
- The old man just looking away like “I do not see it”
- Aw no Frenchie don’t break up with Kimiko
- Oh fuck off Cult Kevin
- Stormfront again?????
- Does this bitch ever fuck off
- DID SHE JUST CALL ATRAIN GARBAGE
- Wait why is Homelander giving an unapproved speech
- This is gonna end in someone getting murdered isn’t it
- OH FUCK
- That’s a lot more murder than I expected
- Ohhhh phew ok he was just daydreaming
- Ashley is gonna go bald from stress
- I adore grumpy Butcher
- Omg auntie Judy is a drug dealer I love her
- Ohhhh shit Homelander is having a nervous breakdown
- BOBBY FROM X-MEN????
- Uhhhh why is Homelander talking to Stormfront this can’t be good
- Ooh MM set a trap this gon be good
- BUTCHER HAS A BROTHER???? THAT HUGHIE IS LIKE
- Oop Lenny is dead
- The random explosions as Black Noir trips the traps
- Oh shit Butcher locked the others out to face Black Noir alone
- YES MM
- OH NO MM
- YES HUGHIE
- Oh fuck did he KO Butcher
- Shiiiit shit shit shit
- Yes Butcher save your Hughie
- Oh good they all survived
- For fuck sake Kevin stop with the cult shit
- Maeve please save Kevin from the cult
- Annie why are you sneaking around don’t do it
- There’s a lot of shots of Annie’s bum
- What the fuck is Sage Grove
- Stormfront needs to go choke on a bag of dicks
- Oh fuck no not Homelander again
- Uhhhhhhh
- Stormfront x Homelander was not what I was expecting
- These two have the WEIRDEST relationship
- They’re gonna do some really fucked up supe bdsm shit aren’t they
- Frenchie is Betty White. Fair enough
- Wait what is happening. Why is Annie letting Frenchie at her with a lil saw
- Ohhh the chip
- “This might sting a little” FRENCHIE IT’S A FUCKIN SAW
- Oh fuck that’s a big chip
- Oh look it’s loves psychotic dream
- Well that’s suitably gross
- Aww Kimiko hugging Annie
- Butcher is so menacing I love him
- Kevin tryna be helpful to his buddies he’s so cute
- NO! NO BAD KEVIN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE JOIN YOUR CULT
- Kimiko with her brass knuckle
- Oh man, flowers??? Homelander has it BAD
- Annie back the fuck off and leave Butcher alone
- OH SHIT IT’S STORMFRONT AT THE HOSPITAL NOOOO
- What the fuck is going on at this hospital
- OH FUCK BOBBY FROM X-MEN IS LAMPLIGHTER
- Oh shit who got let out
- What does Cindy do
- OH SHIT SHE’S THE HEAD BURSTER
- Aaaaaaand now they’re all out
- Good job, guys
- Ewwwwww acid vomit
- OH NO HUGHIE
- Are you kidding me?? Annie can’t go all Starlight unless there’s a power source in the immediate vicinity??
- What kinda fuckin shite superpower is that
- Aha Butcher agrees with me
- Ok so I’m guessing Homelander went berserk on set
- Uhhhh apparently Cult Lunch is a therapy sesh?
- Atrain get outta there
- This cult leader guy is an arsehole
- Hospital escape lookin like a horror survival game
- Awwww flashbacks to happy times
- Omfg Butcher with the slicked back hair
- Welp, Annie just killed a guy
- Oh shit a baby seat
- Annie is gonna have a bad case of the guilts now
- Oh fuck ok Lamplighter killed the kids by accident
- So Frenchie went to save his friend instead of tailing
- Oh god that’s the penis isn’t it
- Stormfront to the…rescue? Maybe? She’s gonna kill Lamplighter isn’t she
- Oh, no ok she didn’t kill him
- Aw no sad Butcher cause Hughie’s hurt
- Oh nooooo Elena found a video from the plane
- Mallory gon kill sad Lamplighter?
- Stormfront is coming clean to Homelander? Whaaaa
- She was buddies with the Nazis??? SHE WAS MARRIED TO THE VOUGHT FOUNDER GUY
- Oh fuck the head burster is still alive
- A montage of how Stormfront is brainwashing people into racist attacks, nice
- I hate Annie’s mom so much
- Black Noir has just fuckin LAMPED Annie
- Butchers mum called him 😂😂
- Oh shit his dad died
- Why are Hughie and Lamplighter watching knock off supe porn
- Oh boy a racist rally
- Homelander just threw Annie under the bus
- Hughie that’s a really weird pep talk
- And he’s gonna get Lamplighter killed
- BUTCHERS MUM IS ADORABLE
- Oh shit it’s Denethor
- And he’s not dead
- Oh fuck he’s why Lenny died?
- Shit Lenny shot himself
- Butcher was SAS???
- WHERE ARE MY PICS OF BUTCHER IN HIS ARMY UNIFORM
- Ah fuck he’s bringing stepmommy Stormfront to meet the kid
- I have an urge to run my fingers through Butchers beard
- Frenchie and Kimiko are too cute she’s teaching him her sign language
- Is this a cult birthday party?
- Poor Eagle the Archer. He pissed off the cult so he’s gon be excommunicated
- Uhhhh kiddo made a Lego film?
- Good for him
- I know it shouldn’t be sexy when Butcher starts threatening to brutally murder people in his growly voice, I know, but hear me out: sexy growly voice
- 11/10 would let Karl Urban murder me
- Oh FUCK Lamplighter killed himself
- Poor Hughie
- Why do all the bad things happen to him, like having to saw off a dead guy’s hand with a broken whiskey decanter
- Annie versus Black Noir, beat his/her ass girl!
- HUGHIE COME SAVE YOUR ANNIE
- YAY MAEVE
- Black Noir has an almond allergy that’s such an off the wall weakness
- Annie’s favourite chocolate bar saved her life
- Well Maeve did, technically. But still
- Omg Hughie accidentally saving Annie’s mom
- Hughie and Annie are too cute
- Oh shiiiiit Homelander screwed the pooch and showed the kid everything
- HAHA SUCK IT BECCA
- OH SHIT HEADS ARE BURSTING ALL OVER THE PLACE
- Butcher in his lil jumper
- For a non-American, this school safety psa video is supremely weird
- BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS CALLED BOB
- BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS JUST BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURAL BUT FANCY
- Annie’s mom critiquing her choice in boyfriends while in mortal danger is gas
- And typical
- The lads going nuts with weapons they’re so happy look at them
- And Butcher in his lil jumper again he looks so comfy
- I would very much like to cuddle him in the soft jumper and give him beard scritches
- Annie ffs let Hughie enjoy his Billy Joel, that’s a good choice
- Ahahaha Maeve just called Hughie a twink
- She’s not wrong
- Oh fuck off Becca
- Uuuuugh OF COURSE Mr Edgar is in with the cult
- Oop Atrain overheard all of that
- Poor Ashley she’s going bald from stress
- The kid is gonna have a meltdown
- Poor Hughie with his mom leaving
- I wonder if she’ll pop up at some point and turn out to be a supe that would be fun
- ATRAIN YOU CAN’T JUST APPEAR IN A CAR LIKE THAT YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEONE
- Hold the phone is Homelander actually being a good dad for a minute
- What the actual fuck is Stormfront on with this white genocide shit
- Ahahaha the news broke
- Uh oh the Vought soldiers got caught by Homelander
- OH SHIT
- MM BETTER BE OK
- Becca fuckin constantly squawking about Ryan is so annoying
- WHY IS KIMIKO LAUGHING
- It’s adorable but still
- Oh FUCK she snapped her neck
- She’ll be fine
- She’s like a wolverine, snapped neck won’t keep her down
- AYYYYY MAEVE
- The lads just watching them kicking the shit out of her like uhhh
- Oh hey Becca did something useful and stabbed the Nazi in the eye
- Huh. The kid melted Stormfront
- Good for him
- AHAHAHA YES HE GOT BECCA TOO
- BYEEEEE FELICIAAAAA
- I mean yeah, heartbroken sad Butcher isn’t nice to see, but Becca sucked
- Aaaand now Homelander covered in blood has arrived to listen to Stormfront babble in German
- This is like in those scenes where it’s like oh who will the dog go to
- Ayyy Atrain got back into the 7
- Aww poor Kevin getting rejected again
- See Kevin this is why we don’t join cults
- Annie thought he was breaking up with her, girl don’t be daft
- Butcher and the kid, not awkward at all
- The one lesson Butcher can teach a kid – “don’t be a cunt”
- Aww happy endings for all the boys
- Aaaaand a “happy ending” for Homelander too by the looks of it
- Oh ffs a corrupt politician in with the cult, what a surprise
- HIS HEAD BURST
- Wait the politician lady is the head burster? I’m so confused
- Confusion may have been aided by it being almost 3am
- Hughie getting a real job, bless him
- Too bad it’s with the head burster
- Oh this is such a good song to end the season with
- Welp, now begins the long wait for season 3, I guess
- Should I sleep or find fic to read
- Body says sleep, heart says fic
- That’s a lie, heart says Butcher
- ….Butcher fics it is
#theboys#theboystv#theboysmemes#theboystextposts#I'm back with more insanity#middle of the night is probably not a good time to be texting but hey ho#I'm still a shameless ho for Billy Butcher#that's so sad let me suck your dick about it#I mean like damn#Karl Urban doesn't mess around when it comes to thirst trapping#I need season 3 like yesterday#amazon please#the boys#season 3#I need it
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Riverdale - S2 E18
- The Carrie Musical Episode, oh no, oh help. I don’t think that there’s anything necessarily bad or wrong about the way Riverdale does musicals. I just hate musicals in general, and these newfangled musicals (Carrie, for one) often have hideous songs. All that said, this episode had much less sung-through and they limit most of the singing to on-stage and justify it with ‘this is rehearsal,’ which I am grateful for.
- I’ve been trucking on through this series at a clip and I ... really could not tell you why Betty is so pissy with Veronica right now, in this episode. She disrupts musical rehearsals and picks fights with V and say critical things about V while her boyfriend follows her around taking shakycam footage of all this.
- And once. again. Betty doesn’t. say. that she’s. sorry. Veronica ends up interrupting what should be a Betty I’m Sorry and says affirmatively that Betty is right. So Instead of apologizing, Betty sings a song to Veronica saying the simple truth (that Veronica shines) and then that ends the dispute.
- Betty calling Veronica “privileged selfish, spiteful.’ KETTLE POT. Also Archie tries to make the musical about “we are here for Kevin” but you see, Archie, Betty is a disrespectful, lowkey-homophobic non-friend to Kevin, so she doesn’t care about that all. She just skips over that part.
- Archie approaching Betty with ‘It’s weird we’re playing boyfriend and girlfriend’ while Jughead is standing right there with a camera, and it really makes me wonder why Kevin lets him do this. Does he think Jughead will do anything other than follow just Betty around with the thing?
- Betty and Jughead trying to railroad Ethel was shitty and bullying.
- Penelope Blossom coming in to the high school to tell her daughter that she would not be permitted to act out a matricidal fantasy was showstopping. A wonderfully crafted speech, well delivered. And Cheryl, in costume as Carrie, pouring a bucket of blood or paint or whatever it is, to terrorize her mother into emancipating her and moving out of the house, equally wonderful.
- Fangs, the musical theater loving Serpent and eternal beta, being the cutest, being so into the musical, and now that I’m keeping an eye out for it, the constant touching of Kevin, drinking his tea, sitting just so, and reacting so perfectly to the musical key moments I loved this.
- Alice having a nervous breakdown on the stage, with Don’t Leave Me Betty, because FP doesn’t want to jump right into a relationship with her. She pretends that this is about Betty, but it’s all to do with FP saying No Thanks. Um. Run Jughead Run, RUN.
- Along with the real estate theme being the real plot of Riverdale, the secondary plot is that children are a disaster upon their parents.
Fred Andrews’ fatherhood is inexplicably a failure. Fred is actually shown to be a loyal selfless person who has a lot of potential, into middle age, of being a hero and a force for good. He thinks his son Archie is all of these things, and because of the power of Fred’s goodness, other people who have no reason to think this (like Kevin and Veronica) also believe this of Archie, but Valerie always saw it correctly. Archie can be bought. Jughead sees this too, when he’s not in the sway of Protagonist Boy powers - Archie is stupid. And I keep getting disturbed by how violent Archie is. The desperate love that Fred has for his son breaks my heart (Luke Perry was such a gem of an actor). Archie sides with Hiram in front of everyone, Archie accepts a bribe car and lies about it to Fred and then tells him to not be so dramatic and to calm down about it, Archie fails to attend the mayoral speech that even Mary, who is *divorcing* Fred knows is important to attend, and it’s all supposed to be fine now because Archie bought a jalopy to fix up with his dad. Fred Andrews is the victim of an abusive relationship with his son, poor thing.
Alice Cooper’s motherhood is a disaster, and each of her children visit horrendous torture upon her. Polly almost drowns her in the fountain later, Betty brings Chic and then the Black Hood back into her life and also confronts her with the fact that while Betty can obtain the slavish devotion of a Jones Man (a thing Alice holds as a fetish object) Alice herself cannot. Charles is also a disaster person.
Sort of like how I grimly enjoy the fact that anyone who has a fancy wedding in a Shonda Rhimes show will end up in a terrible heartbreak very soon, I kind of like how parenthood is a such a source of danger, menace and pain to people in Riverdale.
#riverdale#too many thoughts about riverdale#jughead jones#betty cooper#veronica lodge#alice cooper#fp jones#fangs fogarty#archie andrews#riverdale musical episode#fred andrews#spoilers#riverdale recap#riverdale episode recap
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CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN. Pleased with yourself, are you, Becky with the good hair?
-Oh quite, though I’d be more pleased if my damn arm would unglitch.
HA looks like it got stuck while you were putting your filthy hands on Wyatt. God’s punishment is swift. Know what else is gonna be swift? YOUR DEATH. Get him, Waylon Fairchild Dementia Raven Way!
-Ugh, no way, I’m exhausted, everyone is in love with me and I just want to be with Draco, ok? Why couldn’t Satan make me less beautiful? IT’S A CURSE
Waylon sis truly don’t even talk to me about curses and Satan right now, this entire lot is cursed and crawling with evil spirits and beelzebubian energies. Ever since we moved here my life has never known peace. Next thing you know snakes are gonna start manifesting in this house physically.
Well looks like the snakes are already here. FRANCES WILL YOU FUCKING STOP ALREADY YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED JOYATT IS DEAD NOW CEASE AND DESIST
-No way bitch, time to suffer. Look at it and weep, look at it with your own two eyes!
First of all I’ve been weeping since yesterday so joke’s on you. Secondly I still can’t believe you did this to me after I generously gave you this whole debonair look YOU’RE THE WORST
-La la la can’t hear you over the sound of your plans crumbling all around me!!
I’m seriously gonna murder you a thousand times. Wyatt what about you, you dumbass bimbo? What do you have to say for yourself?
-Not beaucoup, I honestly don’t know why I’m doing this, it makes absolument no sense! Huhu!
I hate you both so fucking much I might actually vomit.
Ugh my poor Jojo </3 I’m so sorry that your love life has turned into a giant pile of crap.
-Please, who cares.. Definitely not me!
Yeah well that much is obvious! Are you sure you’re alright tho? Because you look, you know. worryingly expressionless and in denial.
-Oh no, I’m just focusing on my new proposal,“Project MKUltra: The Comeback”. It’ll be a cold day in hell before I have to deal with adulterous whores again!
Good, good, pour yourself into your art. Speaking of, maybe it’s also time to pour yourself a refreshing drink?
Attaboy, milk that cowplant, Jojo!
-Hmm this process feels oddly sexual..
Yea, I can tell by your massive erection, jesus, I mean even for you-
-Ew no what the hell? That’s just because Ti-Ning is dead!
Oh ok, that’s fine then!
-YES YEEEEES I FEEL THE POWER COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS
Hard to believe anything can course through your veins with all that ice in there but alright. Now we just have to wait..
..for the cowplant to get hungry again. I literally can’t with Daniel and Gunther constantly picking fights with Jojo’s former suitors, especially since Jojo doesn’t seem to give enough of a fuck to fight them himself. We are family, I got all my sisters with me!
Ugh I keep forgetting Daniel has 9 nice points, what a crybaby. How you gonna fight capitalism when you can’t even fight Wyatt?? MAN UP DAN
Nice, there we go! I’m truly living for Brit’s utter lack of interest in fights happening next to her. Her aspiration bar is about to hit the crapper bc I’m even worse at playing popularity sims than I am at getting couples not to whore around, so the time has come..
TO PARTY HARD, TOGA STYLE. I really threw this party thinking it would be a success and save Brit from aspiration failure, so obviously the time has come to acknowledge that I’m even stupider than Wyatt. Things get off to a good enough start with the profs tickling each other, which everyone knows is the mark of a wild college party!
Ti-Ning, gone but never forgotten.
-Hey Brit, want some Ti-Ning to wash down that pizza?
-Please stop addressing me.
-That’s right, address moi instead!
NO YOU DON’T WYATT. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
..........................................................................all I can say is LMAO
Wyatt, sweetie, full offense, exactly how dumb are you?
-What? I wanna marry Jojό! <3
Ok. Do you have any recollection of breaking his “heart” 2 hours ago, setting him on the path of a complete nervous breakdown?
-Oh, that was just a bump on la route, don’t be so dramatique!
-Does it count as a win if the only thing you put in the hole.. are your tears?
.....god.
Meanwhile and to the surprise of no one, Gunther is being sexually harassed by a professor, namely Down-With-The-Kids-Pink-Beanie.
-Sooo Gunther, half-alien professor told me all about you, you little ginger minx.. What do you say you and I adjourn somewhere private and I see if the carpet matches the drapes..
-EW forget it, lady, you’re not even in the art department and I only have one rule: no whoring without extra scoring.
Um what about the rule of monogamous dating which you are currently doing with Mel?
-RIGHT that too!
Once again...god.
The one person having a great time at this party is Kevin Beare, who eats half a pizza by himself..
..and then moves on to chips. He legit came here for the free food and didn’t talk to anyone the entire time, which is what I do at every party except with drinks. Live your truth, Kev!
Look who’s back from class and still glitched lolol
-Can you please reset me already, I had to take an exam like this!!!
Pfff grades??? There are so many more important things in life, Fran. Live a little, join the celebration.. party like there’s no tomorrow. CAUSE THERE ISN’T
I’ve no idea what happened here but Tiffany is non-stop bullying this 2006-Oliver-Sykes haired professor. Judging from Pink Beanie and sims professors in general it’s safe to say he deserves it. GET HIM TIFF
-Why doesn’t anyone want to fuck me, Frank? What am I doing wrong? Has Woody Allen been lying to us about hot young women being uncontrollably attracted to neurotic, misogynist, mediocre intellectuals over 60?
Oh great, I thought this party was gonna end as a dud but I see we’re going for full-on disaster.
-I’ve just about had enough of you and your passé casquette, communiste!
-My casquette is not passé, it’s classic!
-LADY STOP TRYING TO GET UNDER MY TOGA
-Aw come on, please? For mommy?
-You should use that line on Jojo where it might actually work!
Enemies, these bitches my enemies, not on my level so they just pretend to be, yes, why do you envy me? Cause I am the MVP, these bitches my enemies ♪
-FOR THE GLORY OF THE USSR
Yea, seems about right. Whatever though, cause after the party..
COMES THE CAKE.
Goodbye Francis, it’s been nice, hope you find your paradise!
-Oh please, SEE YOU IN HELL BITCH. WAIT FOR ME CAUSE I’M GONNA FIGHT YOU THERE TOO
It’s a beautiful morning and our llama friend is back to spread some school pride and presumably some bodily fluids. We almost went an entire day without seeing him but here he is again! GET OUT OF MELODY’S SHOWER YOU FUCKING CREEP
-FINE. YOU’RE GONNA APPRECIATE ME WHEN I’M GONE
Yea don’t worry that day is permanently coming as soon as we milk Frances out of the cowplant. Honestly this fucking llama is the last straw, the time has come for me to take back control of this house..
..starting with getting sweet, dumb Wyatt back with Jojo! I really think the Frances thing was a fluke, I mean W wasn’t in a committed relationship with Jo, he didn’t initiate it and he rolled the want to get engaged to him for the second time after it. So the whole thing = Fran’s + ACR’s fault!!!1 Also and more importantly we have literally 0 other viable options and college is almost done so it’s time for Jojo to put Lemonade on repeat and get over it.
Let’s bring out the big guns!
-Mom! it’s so good to hear your insufferably domineering voice. Did you get my latest murder pics?
-Ha! Yes they are great, thank you mom. Soon I’ll add the french courtesan to my album. Now tell me, in as much detail as possible, how proud of me you are!
-I don’t know how Wyatt is doing, he’s the french courtesan, I’m going to kill him! Are you even listening to me?
-What do you mean it’s probably my fault? Can you divorce dad already, his influence on your brain has been catastrophic.
-Love is a battlefield? Mom seriously. Divorce. Now.
-Ugh yes, I could imprison him in a gigantic safe for a few days instead of killing him, but what on earth would that achieve?
-Well I don’t care about having a husband! Worst case scenario, I’ll just marry Max!
-Yes, Max does look like dad. Yes, he is as dumb as him. YES, MOM, I KNOW. HONESTLY YOU’RE ONE TO TALK
-Well, I have to go now, but you’ve certainly given me a lot to think about. And by that I mean which care home to put you in cause you’ve obviously lost it. Goodbye, mother.
As soon as Jojo hangs up the phone Melody runs over to autonomously lecture him. Nice move, Mel, let’s peer pressure him till he caves!
-Jojo this is an intervention but please don’t mistake it as me actually caring about you. Your bullshit harem drama has taken over the entire greek house storyline and enough is enough, we demand equal airtime. Just forgive Wyatt already, he’s too hot for you and you were literally dating 2 other dudes at the same time and you also treated him like shit and you are the worst and Gunther is the best and he’s gonna beat you for heir. Melody out.
Yes, powerful stuff, thank you, Mel. Now Wyatt, let’s apologize!
-I’m so sorry I kissed Frances, Jojό, I don’t know what I was thinking </3
That’s a great start Wyatt, now let’s try it facing the right way!
-I’m so sorry I kissed Frances, Jojό, I don’t know what I was thinking </3 Also I’m totally planning our wedding in my head you right now.
Ok, smaller steps, let’s get him to not hate you first!
If there’s one thing I hate about ts2 it’s how ridiculously hard it is to be forgiven for cheating, shit is unreal. Wyatt has been apologizing for about 3 years now and Jojo is still furious jfc, it’s legit easier to get forgiven for cheating irl than it is in this game.
-For the thousandth time, I’m so so sorry Jojό, honestly in the dark of the nuit at first I thought Frances was you and then it was too late!
-Yes, it was also broad daylight.
-Well you know I have bad eyesight, mon cheri :(
Wyatt seriously, we’ve reached the point where you’re throwing junk out there, so let’s take a break..
..from this fucking house! It’s date time! Time for dinner and public woohoo in that vegan restaurant downtown, cause I’ve ignored Gunther so hard his aspiration is currently scarlet red. Mel is doing great though, like all knowledge sims in uni, she’s legit never not-platinum. The adorable couple make themselves right at home, by doing literally what they do at home 20h a day. NOT WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR GET UP
-Maybe if we act like children they’ll think we’re under 12 and we’ll get a discount!
-We’re so in sync, babe, I brought my monster trucks with me for this very eventuality!
-Here, let me blow you a kiss, babe. A prelude of tonight’s blowing.
-Honestly, every time you talk, I just see the eggplant emoji <3
I didn’t vomit from Wyatt/Frances but this date might actually do the trick!
-Do you think the waiter is mad that we insisted on lobster in a vegan restaurant and he had to go fishing for it?
-Whatever, babe, we deserve it.
-We really do. I ship us.
-I ship us too <3
Good because I don’t anymore.
Yaas, aspiration problems taken care of! Mel’s shy ass hilariously had a fear of having her photo taken, but public fornication she has no issue with.
-Having your photo taken is unnatural! I’m just using the photo booth as god intended.
Ofc, on the 6th day, god created the photobooth for people to publicly fuck in.
-Wow Mel, my reflection in your sunglasses is so beautiful.
-So is mine in yours, babe.
-I almost wish we could look into each other’s eyes but then it’d ruin our whole look. You know what, screw it..
-..I was gonna wait till we graduated it and were more mature and crap like that, but whatever, babe, when it’s right, you know. Will you marry me, Melody Tinker, despite the certainty that one or more of our kids will get the Komei nose?
-Oh my god, Gunther! I literally thought you’d never ask, because, let’s be real, you’re a gigantic slut.
-These days are gone, babe, I’m a changed man!
-This ring has been in my family for half a generation, ever since my mom stole it from Florence Delarosa who was obviously never gonna need it.
-Oh it’s beautiful and the fact it’s stolen makes it even more precious!
It’s morphin time! Let’s pretend the red around Gunther’s memory signifies passion and not a crippling fear of commitment. Congrats you gross, crazy kids!
It’s also morphine time, cause damn are we broke as shit. In hindsight perhaps we shouldn’t have gotten the lobster.
We return home, where I’m trying to fulfill Jojo’s longstanding wish to see Ti-Ning’s ghost but apparently Ti-Ning is an even bigger asshole dead than he was alive. Bitch seems to be deliberately refusing to scare Jojo, I mean we’ve been standing around playing ghostbusters for like 4 hours now and it’s just not happening-
-but some scary shit IS happening inside. WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS.
-What!? We’re just talking about our mutual interest in entertainment.
Brit seriously, don’t make me kill you cause I’ll do it, I’m kinda on a roll here and completely exhausted from this fuckery.
-Gawd, fine, I’m gonna go to sleep.
GO TO A DIFFERENT BED. I’ve noticed a sudden and disturbing reappearance of slutty wants in Gunther’s panel immediately after the engagement, which I’m guessing is some kind of regression back to his usual pattern, like he’s rolling wants to woohoo 10 sims and makeout with another 20 and idek. It’s extremely pissing me off and it’s also extremely not happening.
I JUST SAID IT’S NOT HAPPENING. FUCKING STOP IT.
-We’re just friends!!! Paranoid much?
CAN YOU BLAME ME
Look here, THIS is the distance I wanna see between you two. It’s also NOT the distance I wanna see between Wyatt and Jojo, man this apology shit is taking fucking forever UGGGH
-Jojό, are you still mad at me?
-What do you think?
-No?
-Guess again.
-No?
-Ugh.
-Oh Jojό, I know you hate me but I’m gonna keep apologizing for the rest of ma vie, cause I really have nothing better to do. And also because je t’aime, Jojό. Why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold cold cœur?
YES. FUCKING FINALLY. I HEAR HEARTS I HEAR HEARTS!!!!!
THEY’RE JUST NOT COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!11
KILL ME. I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO KILL ME. DON’T TELL ME WHEN YOU’RE COMING JUST SHOW UP AND DO IT. TAKE MY CAT ON THE WAY OUT AND FIND HIM A GOOD HOME. I’M DONE.
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Eviction Night w/ Kat #bb19
Ahh, Thursday night, eviction night. Let us kickback and see what kind of hot mess Big Brother gives us this week, shall we?
Recap Jess: I can’t believe we have our room back. Me: Oh God please go away, you stupid girl. No one asked for Brenchel 2.0.
What is Julie wearing? What is this mess? What are those earrings? What’s with the choker? Julie girl, you can and have done better. Who gave you this? Could you hear them, was it a low talker designer? Is this your puffy shirt?
We pick up after the Veto Ceremony, Jessica is super cocky about her plan, which should be a red flag. Ramses is comfortable cause yeah.
Josh is totally playing this up to Elena who is just trying to find headache meds. Josh is pulling this off—not to be confused with Ted Mosby’s red cowboy boots.
Kevin is nervous about the plan, he likes Ramses and he’ll see him for Thanksgiving.
Josh in the Apple room celebrating or having a mental breakdown, I’m not even sure. Oh it’s a Meatball dance.
Jess double checks with Mark that he and Elena are onboard to get Josh out. Paul meanwhile points out that Mark and Elena are up Jess and Cody’s asses. This was so fucking stupid for Mark and Elena to do. Why you fools, why?
Oh Mark, you are idiot my poor confused little puppy. Cody doesn’t trust you, and because of Cody, Paul doesn’t trust you. Please just stop!
I’m sad because Mark and Matt could’ve been a great bromance, but no Mark you keep picking the wrong people.
Hey, you guys, this is Matt and Raven, they’re a couple—sort of. Like they fool around, but Matt treats Raven like she’s his best friend’s little sister and he’s just messing around with her cause why not, kind of thing.
Paul explains to Matt and Raven, what Mark said to him about them.
Cody and Ramses have a chat, Ramses flat out says that Josh could stay just to piss him off. Cody shows to be pure trash by saying he hopes Josh gets boo’d when evicted. Listen future serial killer and subject of a 48 Hours Special hosted by Julie Chen, if you’re psychotic ass didn’t get boo’d, Josh won’t. Please kindly go fuck yourself.
Kevin flat out asks Jess if she won the temptation, and then she lies to him about what the power is. Don’t worry Kevin, America doesn’t love her. They wanted the entertainment factor. Basically, Kevin sees the other HG’s as his kids.
Kevin tells Jess in the toilet, that a flip is coming.
Oh Jess, the plan was always to keep Josh as a giant fuck you, to you and Cody. She thinks Paul is trying to flip the vote.
No one trusts Mark, the poor puppy dog.
Jess says she’s going to interrupt every conversation downstairs. Um, I watched the feeds, she was on top of Cody while tons of game talk was happening.
Really awkward montage of everyone lying to Cody and Jess except Mark and Elena cause they’re in the dark.
Time for the live vote!
The girls got dressed up along with the nominees, but the boys…not so much.
Ramses is up first, says he doesn’t deserve to be here.
Josh is up next, a rambling mess but that’s just Josh.
Cody votes to evict Josh.
Jason votes to evict Ramses.
Alex votes to evict Ramses.
Mark votes to evict Josh.
Elena votes to evict Josh.
Kevin votes to evict Ramses.
Matt votes to evict Ramses.
Raven votes to evict Ramses.
Christmas votes to evict Ramses.
Paul votes to evict Ramses.
By a vote of 7-3, Ramses has been evicted from the Big Brother House.
Josh is on as he moves to get up, pretends he’s shocked. Ramses get’s up, Elena’s jaw drops, Cody shakes his head.
Josh tells the others thank you, while they wait for the picture to gray out. Paul calls Josh out on dropping an F-bomb.
Ramses knew this was coming, that Paul is running the show.
Julie wants to know why Ramses didn’t campaign, and he says he did. I want to know when.
Julie wants to know what his strategy was. He wanted one person, picked Jillian, and he was lost.
Ramses thinks they made a mistake because he could’ve been a threat—not a threat.
OMG he gets Goodbye messages. Jess let him down and she’s sorry. Josh, says being a pawn blew up in his face. Paul, you were better than Josh and had to go. Kevin is sorry, and not to take it personality, but you’re still coming for Thanksgiving.
HoH comp time, Julie explains that the Memory Wall showed pictures of the evicted HG’s for the competition. Cameron, Dominique and Jillian are covered in tattoos.
True or False questions.
Elena is out after the first question.
Mark, Alex, Cody, Kevin, and Josh, are out after the second question.
Christmas and Jason are out the sixth question.
Paul gets the final question right, he is the new HoH.
Julie comes to talk to the HG’s, and Jess drops that she has the final temptation. Julie is like oh…okay.
Julie explains the curse, which will be a 3rd nominee after a safety comp. Whoever loses, will be the 3rd nominee.
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