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In honor of college finals strss
I did something stuipd I did I want to share.
@tamiisnthere poor Altair
#applesauce#college#assassin's creed#malik al sayf#jacob frye#assassin's creed syndicate#assassins creed headcanons#ezio auditore da firenze#ac2#evie frye#arno dorian#connor ac3#poor evie#prototype 2009#alex mercer#he understood the assignment#infamous second son#delsin rowe#connor kenway#ac1#malik al sayf x reader
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⌜ @sharp-teeth-and-wide-grins ⌟ ―― E i v o r . & . E v i e ❝ “for heaven’s sake, you of all people ought to understand the insanity of such a suggestion.” ❞
Eivor had a smirk on her lips, as she was crouched down in the fields of thick grass and weeds and looked over to Evie. "Oh, I never said it wasn't an insane idea," There was amusement on the vikingr's lips. Evie had just appeared one day, in the strangest of clothes and the oddest accent upon her lips. It took some time for Eivor to understand her words, but they were similar to the Saxons and she had gained experience in both languages to understand her. "Freya's strength guides my hand, I promise I'm not dying today or any other day at the hand of saxon bandits,"
She patted her hand against her back and tilted her head. "Come now, fight with me. They are too close to my settlement and I will not allow them to raid my town. You can't tell me you do not feel the thrill of battle in your bones. I see it in your eyes, you have the skills of a warrior even if you are not from here," Eivor reached down to grab her axe, and moved with a quiet stealth that no one would expect from the tall Drengr. As silent as a panther, she moved toward the entrance of the camp while the men shouted songs and excitement. Their flesh would feed the ravens and Eivor would protect her home.
#sharpteethandwidegrins#[muse] eivor — answers.#[muse] eivor — interactions.#hahaha XD#poor Evie#she has a wild Vikingr to handle#who likes battles and fighting
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"You know I'll try."
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#neve gallus#rook x neve#neve x rook#veilguard#warden rook#evie thorne#mine: dragon age#mine: veilguard#mine: neve gallus#mine: neve x rook#otp: i think you might be trouble#dragon age spoilers#dav spoilers#dav#so i have been out the gif game for so long#and you can have 10MB GIFS NOW??#and more than 11 pictures in a set????#so i had to test it out#no matter which dialogue option i choose in this scene#my heart gets ripped from my chest#look at poor Evie#stood there sadly#watch me make a billion gifs as i try (and fail) to learn how to colour gifs
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Evie just hugged Marguerite gently "I..I..I didn't mean to "
@mould-girl
"i-i I'm sorry I'm so sorry!" She's curled up into a crying ball into the meganycyte
Marguerite tensed slightly at first, but eventually bent down and put a hand on the poor girl's shoulder.
"Hey, it's alright...well, for now it is but we can deal with that later, dear."
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love how ryunosuke registered her appearance so little he barely recognises her face. this man truly does not care about pretty women!
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If I was Evie, 17 years old, and knew this actual woman was talking to my crush I'd truly throw in the towel and walk away forever
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Literally I would be so frightened lol. There's a 6"3- 6"5 dude that's WELL OVER 215 LBS of muscle eyeballing me without saying a word? Oh baby. Im boutta be pants-shittingly scared my whole workout (running extra fast on the treadmill bc he's scaring me) and I'm asking an employee to walk me to my car annnnnnnddddd I MIGHT JUST never use that gym on that day again.
he feels literally so bad about it tho😕😕😕😕
AND HES SO REGULAR IN WVERY OTHER WAY LIKE he takes care of those kids who never seem to be eating enough in y’all’s shared apartment complex. he walks old ladies across the street. even helped u move ur furniture into ur apartment.
y’all are cordial and even smile+make light conversation when y’all see eachother around the city (which becomes more frequent once he determines you aren’t disgusted by/fear him)
#— evie speaks#— evie’s boytoys !#HES ODD HE CANT HELP IT#PITY THE POOR MAN BRO PLEAEEEEE#IF U WONT I WILL WISNISNDKDNE#jason todd x black!reader#jason todd x reader
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My MXTX faves are so fucking wild because none of them fall in remotely similar troupes. From MDZS, it's Wen Ning and Nie Huaisang. Tianlang-jun and Liu Qingge from SVSSS. And Shi Wudu and Mu Qing from TGCF. Not only are these characters not remotely similar, but also none of them would get along together (except maybe TLJ and NHS)
#evie rambles#we have;#emotionally repressed sweetheart zombie with anger issues#overly dramatic incompetent theater kid (actually intelligent af)#malewife who deserves snuggles but gets struggles (also dramatic theater kid)#tsundere jock gay who thinks he's in a love novel (turns out he's in a horror novel and also not even the love interest)#capitalistic machiavellian asshole with oldest sister syndrome#and#local emotionally repressed working class poor meow meow#tgcf#svsss#mdzs#shi wudu#mu qing#wen ning#tianlang jun#liu qingge#nie huaisang#mxtx
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Every now and again I wonder if maybe all trans people face roughly the same amount of bigotry and one just gets more attention, but then i have to read terf posts and.
wow.
obviously every group of trans identities faces their own struggles and unique oppression but there's this incredibly vitriolic kind of hatred reserved for transfems and its sickening.
#ramble#trans#i have a lot of thoughts about terfs i wrote them down somewhere at some point but really theyre just misogyny all the way down#transmascs are poor misled little meow meows who dont realize they just have internalized misogyny. transfems are the embodyment of all evi#nonbinaries are... not talked about. because they ruin the bioessentialism if you think about it critically#to be fair any amount of critical thinking ruins bioessentialism#if gender isnt a social construct why do different societies have different versions of gender. do you never sit down and think for a momen#and like so much of the ideology is wasted hating individuals rather than the actual systems that produce them.#the sex worker thing pisses me off so much. how can you claim to protect women while you shit on the most vulnerable.#“sex work bad because no woman actually wants to do it” like even if that were true (it isnt) the problem wouldnt be sex work#the problem would be capitalism and people having to do things they dont want to make a living.#dismantle capitalism not gender neutral bathrooms#being a man isnt genetic and neither is being evil. the former at least has a genetic predisposition.#whether some people are born evil is like a massive philosophical debate on top of the socio-biological#and like. dont you have anything better to do in your feminism?#like actual problems to fight rather than someone down the street? what progress are you hoping for here?#were losing access to reproductive rights but hoo boy good thing we get to share a scapegoat with our oppressors? really?#theyre not gonna give you equal pay just because you refuse to engage with biology past the 6th grade.#actually im pretty sure we already covered some rudimentary sex/gender stuff in 6th grade but my school mightve been an outlier#definitely compared to the us school system but whatever the point stands#crimes against the gender convention#long ramble in the tags apparently#transgender#queer
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I really hate to do this to you but I don't think the third Wednesday in October is likely to ever fall on a Thursday unfortunately
not if we don't do something about it
#FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE I PISSED ON THE POOR#reading comprehension in shambles#in my defense. I've been very very busy pointing at satellites today.#answered#maskeraith#thank you for the callout evie </3
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Alright, Sorry about the teasing, But Jonesy TOTALLY likes you- And I have a sneaking suspicion that you like him too, As a matter-of-fact! Besides, It'd be nice to take blaze out on a double date with another couple-
... Apology accepted, but I gotta say you are jumping so many guns here 😅 I've never been on a double date before though, that sounds fun...
#fortnite tumblrverse#evie's dms#//skull you panicked the poor girl earlier XD#//i know what you're trying to do#//but this is a slow burn ehehe
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This could also apply to:
Jacob Frye from Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
Wrench from Watch Dogs 2
#assassin's creed#jacob frye#assassin's creed syndicate#assassins creed headcanons#poor Evie#poor Reggie#delsin rowe#infamous second son#watch dogs#watch dogs 2#wrench watch dogs
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My baby.
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this dry cough is gonna be the end of me it hurts sooooo bad 💔💔💔💔 halppp
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my hot take about descendants is that NONE of the core four were ready for a relationship until maybe like, the third movie (rant in tags)
#they were still adjusting to living life without struggling to survive#a girl should not be jumping into a relationship the same week she just tried her first piece of non-rotten food lol#thats not to say I don't like the canon ships#but mal married literally the FIRST man she met in auradon. at 18.#and even as far as in descendants 2 we see them still struggling to adjust in different ways (mainly mal)#in d3 they seem to have fully assimilated into life in Auradon (as much as a VK can anyway)#so it makes sense for them to THEN seek out relationships if that's what they want.#but disney ofc wanted to act like romantic love just automatically fixes a person's problems ig?? as if a relationship wouldn't just be#added stress given the position the VKs were in in d1#not to mention dating just like. wasnt a thing on the isle (mal even says this)#and I get that the kids are craving to be loved because their parents didn't gaf about them. But I wish the first movie focused more on the#finding that love in each other than romantically with outside people. a sort of “they had love in them all along” moment.#and then this fandom loves to argue about whether Jarlos/Janelos was 'rushed'. at least Carlos (and Jay +lonnie) waited a few months before#throwing themselves into the dating scene. Poor evie had her heart broken within like 3 days of being in Auradon. no wonder she was willing#to help steal the wand lol.#Anyway to wrap up this rant I didn't even mean to go on#I just think that kids who have spent the first 14-16 years of their lives fighting to survive and being put through continuous trauma on a#daily basis don't need dating right away. they need THERAPY.#if anyone here has seen stranger things its kinda an El and Mike situation were its like. the girl grew up in a lab and fell for the first#boy in regular society who was kinda nice to her lol. thats how I view Mal and Ben#same with doug and evie. he was nicer than chad but he still fell for her for her looks and she still fell for him because he was the first#guy in auradon to be genuinely interested in her. also evie had a whole “I dont need a prince” arc and ended up with a man anyway?#my problem with janelos was always that Carlos never quite worked out his mommy issues or his anxiety. I feel like he'd be afraid of hurtin#her even though that boy wouldn't hurt a fly. and we see Jane get pretty stressed out herself- have you ever been in a relationship where#both of you have anxiety? cause it either goes really well (you help keep each other calm) or REALLY terribly (you make each other spiral)#I actually really liked Lonnie and Jay (though I feel like it would've had a bigger payoff if she was in d3. not sure why she wasn't but I#wont dunk on that because it couldve been smth to do with her actress). I think Lonnie is someone who can 'handle' Jay well and match his#energy. And I like the idea of Jay finding someone he's loyal to after being commitment-phobic for 1 1/2 movies and the whole first book lo#and ofc I have to throw this in here: any auradon kid the VKs get with is never going to grasp even half of what they went through.#this doesnt mean they can't try to understand and be empathetic. but it will always cast a shadow on VK/AK relationships.
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that scene in GoT when Tyrion goes to tell Sansa that her brother and mother are dead, because he believes he should be the one to deliver the news, only to find her looking out the window with a tear-stained face and realizes she already knows. just punches you in the stomach
#that poor child#she goes through sm in the first few seasons when she’s just a kid#evie talks#game of thrones#sansa stark#tyrion lannister#GoT
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