#poor everybody

[moonscape]

like idk maybe this is just me but i'd genuinely rather throw my loose change into something that could possibly be but is very unlikely to be a scam and just be like "oh well" if it does actually turn out to be a scam than try to denounce every single palaestinian that just wants to live in safety. tripling down on that behaviour is just fucking embarrassing. "it's not racist to be skeptical of donations asks" that's true but saying that a group of brown people are all hustlers running a mass scam ring is undoubtedly extremely racist you fucking clowns.

[aroaceleovaldez]

i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

[wormheamer]

self-post because this took me like ... many hours

[stuzsa]

Have someone done this already?

[bibliosims]

because i'm currently working on my own save file with certain townies already madeover, i decided to do the suggested townies from worlds i don't own ! to everyone who mave a suggestion, thank you !! ily ♡

thank you to @hauntedtrait for creating this challenge ! also, this template was directly inspired by @/literalite's version

[wmxbeo]

Obligatory style post for pride month 💪💪

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x)

[queerdiazs]

as an eddie girl who loves buddie and enjoys bucktommy, one of the best things to come out of the tommy and eddie hate is how many of you have exposed yourselves for being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, classist, elitist, and bigoted motherfuckers ✨🫧

[moderndaypandora]

Hob is going to come home one day two months into Dream's retirement (and seven weeks into their marriage) and Dream's going to be full Victorian maiden on the chaise lounge, arm covering his eyes.

Hob, who is not a fool: Want to talk about it, or want to be consumed by the agonies for a little while longer while I prepare dinner? You got groceries, right?

Dream: [horrible groaning dirge of assent]

Hob: I'm starting to get a little concerned, dearest

Dream: I went out to. Obtain groceries. And the woman at the till said 'enjoy your food'.

Hob: And you said?
 Dream: "My thanks. you as well."

Hob: My poor love. Have a kiss to ease the sting.

Dream: [accepting the forehead kiss as his due] I can't go back to that grocery store in this lifetime.

Hob: Understandable.

Dream: Can we fake our deaths tomorrow?

Hob: Give me two weeks to wrap everything up, then we can.

Dream: <3

[orange-fresh]

After enough evaluation from the PvP civilisation tag, I can safely say that parkciv evbo has the highest Rizz rating, and pvpciv evbo has absolutely no Rizz, none

[untitled-tmnt-blog]

So, my husband and I just started watching TMNT 2012 last night, and he pointed out how he thought it was funny that the first episode was titled "Rise of the Turtles."

... which made me remember that the title of the first Rise episode was "Mystic Mayhem."

Is this like, a thing? That Nick names new TMNT iterations after the first episode of the previous one? I know they're not exactly the same, but I mean, come on. Rise of the Turtles -> Rise of the TMNT, and Mystic Mayhem -> Mutant Mayhem?

Could be coincidental, or something that everybody is already aware of, but I found it amusing.

[monstrousdesirestudy]

📈Good news: a fellow researcher and I are going to redo the monsterfucker survey officially so we can submit it to scientific journals

📉Bad news: officiating surveys outside of universities and submitting to journals is expensive and lots of moolah

📈Good news: through selling cute and silly monsterfucker stickers, we may be able to raise the appropriate amount of money so hurray people can soon buy our specially made monster fucker stickers!

[ventivente]

They un-pinkified my girl 😞

[fareehaandspaniards]

Tomb prospector Olek - best of the best ✊😔 Honor the guy's sacrifice

(if you need explanation, it is under the cut)

[pushing500]

Being attacked is never fun. I can only imagine how scary it would be to be attacked by yourself, and how guilty you'd feel after finishing the fight so fatally. Mechi is having a really rough quadrum :(

People say "dig your own grave", but nobody ever says "build your own marble sarcophagus". Oh well.

I do not like seeing my brothers cry, and I don't think Kwahu enjoys seeing Mechi so shaken up. He'll do whatever it takes to prevent this incident from being repeated.

Goodbye, cool clone obelisk. It's time for you to go. Thank you for Kwahu <3

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[hoodiemanic]

Rewatching dr stone