#poonie

[xagave]

My last artfight things for this year :3

[olokosomolo]

Defect, please I ask a question. How come that you worried about your well being and instead to hire the gunnies to guard you you kind of got rid of them by getting rid of me,? And I'm willing to give myself to the creator if any of you loyal brother friends from Philly know your real address ? Is it true to say that by doing. So you're kind of getting rid of two birds in one shot?

Hughes played like a man reborn.

[trash-fuckyou]

The Poonies (1985)

[oldshowbiz]

The Poonies (1985) was a pornographic version of The Goonies

[sunny-starshine]

I dont usually make these cause i don’t understand how this site works and im more active on twt but

I HAVE COMMISSIONS!!!!!

Please look at the deets here ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

IF I MAKE ENOUGH I CAN STAY HOME AND CONTINUE TO CREATE YOUR HORRIBLE FNAF CONTENT and even start on bigger projects!!

(Plus ive been struggling to find a new job for weeks after i got fired)

Im also planning on doing silly little merch!! Keychains, hand done figures, desktop pet, and probably more cause im depressed with free time

Maybe a spunny and poony keychain?

Idk! We will figure it out

Dm me or something idk how this site works, or go on my twt

Just feed me your yummy dollars!

[max1461]

If I didn’t know any better I’d say you were 12 years old, based on your overall pseudointellectualism. You’re kind of like Jaden smith except you’re working ten times as hard to sound smart while saying nothing of substance. I guess what I’m saying is I just don’t like you

Peenis poonis

[magazinewankersworld]

The Poonies (1985)

[sameschmidtdiffname]

Hi! Kind of random, but I'm having trouble picturing something in one of your fics. I have read this fic multiple times (it's sooo good) and I cannot wrap my brain around it, either bc I'm a loser virgin or bc I'm an idiot 😭

It's in "Easy Money" where you say "He forces me to my side, turning me onto my stomach and hiking my ankles onto his shoulders." I feel like such a cringefail loser not being able to picture that LMAO

im also a little lost on the part where you say "[...] I throw my leg onto the back on the couch, giving him better access to fuck me."

If you're not able to explain it further that's totally fine lol. I'll just visualize it differently whenever I go back to read it. Either way, love your writing!

OKAY class, let's do some ~visualization ~ for 'Easy Money.'

Okay, so position number one:

So you're straddling Derek's lap, right? Now what he's gonna do is place his hands on your waist and he's gonna reposition (read: borderline body slam) you from straddling his lap to now laying flat on your side on the couch very quickly, basically like some wrestling shit. Motherfucker is manhandling. This is not gentle. Go from sitting, to side laying, like THAT. Now he's gonna turn you from laying on your side to laying flat on your stomach, (again, manhandling <3) so basically now you're in doggy style but you're laying down instead of on your knees. Now this is already fun and dandy, but what you're gonna imagine is Derek now grabbing your ankles and yanking them fuckers up, placing them on top of his phat ass shoulders while he fucks you from behind. So. Basically, your body is now contorted like a wheelbarrow. Kinda. Which may sound strange, but I promise you, you gotta try it some time. You'll go braindead.

Position number two! (Technically one since it happens in the story first, but-) :

So what that one is is you've got two people, Person A (Derek) sitting on the couch, dong out and actively penetrating Person B (you, pookie <3). Again, awesome, wow. But if you like some deep, gut fucking, uterus migraine inducing, you're questioning if you have to take a shit or if something has ruptured type jackhammering dick downing going on in your pooni, what you're now gonna do is while still straddling Derek, you're gonna take one of your legs and reposition it so that the foot of that leg is now resting of the backrest of the couch, spread eagle basically. So just a recap. You're bouncing on your knees, you move one leg (stay on one knee) to plant on the back of the couch, so you're basically keeping the shop open while he is just DOGGIN your shit, it's gonna HURT when you get off that climax high. But if he knows what he's doing, it's worth it! (Get ibuprofen on hand before you try this.)

Anyways, I hope this helped! And incase you're now sitting here, the positions clarified, thinking "Jesus Dani, who would willingly do this?"

Me.

Don't look surprised, I wrote the fucken donut fic. I have done so much worse sex wise. Just get a good partner and you're golden 🤌

Thanks for asking!! See y'all next time on America's favorite gameshow "Jesus Christ, Dani, what the fuck" the show where you degenerates keep cumming back! 💗

Visual reference for those who need it :)

[sparkledog-dot-png]

For Poonie's contest entree #1 Winner by Tabery (2012)

[2uhhyatko2]

Hi! I have updated prices for my commissions! All in USD. 🌟CURRENT PRICES STAY FOR: 7 SLOTS (as of oct 7th) 🌟Can do such characters: human, humanoids, furries, equines, mlp-like poonies, non-complex machines and armour, dnd, some animals 🌟Please don't hesitate to ask if I am willing to do something, I am very open to cool ideas and new species to try out! (Additional fees for various stuff like complex characters(includes complex designs like genshin impact characters), backgrounds apply, please DM me first before opening a commission on ko-fi) *payment after rough sketch, through ko-fi or paypal. Must agree with ToS. Average completion time: 2-3 weeks. 🌟To see all of prices and more examples, please see my ko-fi page!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- General blog info as it is the pinned post: blog for reblogs and random text @uhhyatko-old (old blog that got ghost banned and I still can't get it back @uhhyatko ) Name's Uhh but I've seen people to call me Yatko which is also cute He/him, queer ass Main ships: mumscarian, flower ranchers/court and all pairs in them AU TAGS: #super bakery au # - mumscarian centered(also flower ranchers appear), Gri-Ariana Griande THE POP STAR/Scar-HotGuy aka your city hero(special team in police, minor supernatural abilities)/Mumbo-regular bakery owner and also fan of Ariana and HG (original concept by @/braxiatel) #uma musume x life series au # - we take uma musume concept and insert life series scenarios in it

[palmer]

the fact some people pee out of a pee-nis implies that some would poo out of a poonis

[microqwavve]

quorth

juliet: hello romeop: fuck the homework wit yoar penis juliet: you have to fuck it with your poonis

[eggmans-left-nut]

When Peenis comes to Poonis, shit goes Down.

[sunny-starshine]

In Past relations, does Sun have stripes? Also toe beans!

YAY QUESTIONS!!! If you dont know already those two creatures in the comics are named Spunny and Poony! They are just little creature versions of the sillies... basically htf characters in a way tho

if its the outfit that threw you off in that comic spunny is just wearing a bra and pants, if its the scars than NOPE spunny has no stripes, I project myself a lot onto sunny including my bad habits, luckily wearing ribbons helps hide some things but at home and relaxing why care to hide!!

and for the paws I always give my silly guys paws! its the law!

I dont have many examples of this as I havent drawn a lot of suns feet cause idk its weird WHY DO YOU WANNA LOOK AT FEET! WEIRDO! WHY DONT YOU SNIFF EM TOO! FREAK! *Punches you* Anyways besides that hopefully that answered your question!! if not let me know cause i am a stupid dum dum and misunderstand a lot

[max1461]

peeing from my penis, pooing from my poonis

I've said this before

[c1airidryl]

poonis