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arkhammaid · 8 months ago
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Pookie 2 cause Olibear (get it?.. oliver and bear) anyways, they'll be so cute. Pookie x Pookie and honestly even though Carlos is a gentleman I can see him bringing little stark down cause the media is constantly talking about her and their family unlike before it was the sainz and SAINZ ONLY. He'll talk bad things about little stark but then like Carlos Sr is going like "we can't fight them they have more power" resulting to Carlos being more mad iyk. Then, we have olliee the pookiest of all pookie..he's so cute, protective but not possessive, will definitely brag to his friends that the girl she's dating is out of his league but chose him anyways. When little stark wins the race he has that little smug on his face like "yes, that's my girl no one else's". Even before they dated he's talking about her constantly so when news came out that they were seen together people just assume they're the best of friends and stuff. because of this Ollie is sulking cause everyone thinks he's just friendzoned and no one actually has faith in him that he can bag a girl like little stark
smitten in love Ollie x shining little stark
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referring to this post
OLIBEAR!!!! OLIBEAR YES YES YES (this is now little stark's pet name for him, thank you sm anon) also welcome hehe, i assume you'll be the 🧸❤️ anon?
pookie x pookie fr, because they're each other hype(wo)men, they're so down for each other it's almost disgusting but it's just cute
also carlos. carlos has an ego and unlike ollie, he will not admit defeat or that someone is better than him who he thought previously is worse (not that ollie would ever think that but you get what i mean) i just know he gets the scolding of the century from his father because he can't help but talk shit about little stark
ALSO YES!! ollie would brag about little stark sm!! to his friends, his family, his team, ANYONE! it's always "my gf this, my gf that" and there are two reactions: 1. they think ollie is the biggest simp, 2. they think his gf is imaginary because he never told anyone WHO exactly his gf is
in an interview he gets asked how he will celebrate his podium and with the biggest grin and without shame he will say "with my gf" thinking innocenct thoughts like eating out with their families, cuddling to sleep and just enjoying their time. WHILE everyone else just goes "HUH?? DID HE JUST SAY THAT" because they all assume little innocent ollie bearman is doing the deed with his infamous gf
little stark gets asked for a comment and she will fluel the rumors abt them being best friends with a blinding smile and "i really hope he enjoys his time with his gf, very happy for him and his partner"
just you wait until it finally gets revealed that it's little stark
smitten in love ollie x shining little stark.... so beautiful. so so beautiful
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serqphites · 11 months ago
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photos i think you’d take of julien if you were dating :)
a/n: idek what this is or how to make things like this in a nice format but i hope you think it’s cute!! really wanna start writing for munagenius i’m so in love with every single one of them
lmk if you’d want a part 2 or for me to do this with someone else!!
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chaostudee · 8 days ago
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i love you i'm sorry, charles leclerc + jude bellingham
summary : y/n y/ln and charles leclerc are the it couple in the f1 universe and when they aren't spotted together for some time hell breaks loose all over the internet. it's not long before y/n starts soft launching a new relationship but unbeknownst to her charles is still keen to get her back. faceclaim : cindy kimberly a/n : pls lmk if u want part 2 because i have so many ideas hehe
y/nusername a girl who is going to be just fine because she has her two boys.
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charlesleclerc forever mon amour ❤️
y/nusername forever and always x
f1fan829 this is who i want to be when i grow up
user9292 no wag has ever wagged like she has
y/nfan91 crying because why are they acc the cutest ever 😭😭
user_0082 mom and dad
f1lover4eva id acc die if they broke up
username127 the hottest couple to ever exist and i will stand by that ✋️
kikagomez you have me too girl ;)
y/nusername love uuuu
forzaferrari56 love themmm
user11133 idk who im more jealous of actually
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text messages between y/n and charles
yk i love u right ? charles
ofc i do you only tell me like a hundred times a day 😭 y/n
ik ik i just don't want u to ever forget it, god im going to miss you sm over the next few weeks charles
oh baby we'll be okay and besides the monaco gp is less than a month away y/n
ik but i'm really going to miss you charles
such a simp y/n
🙄 charles
i'm really going to miss you too y/n
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charlesleclerc tough race for us as a team, hopefully we can bounce back at the next one 💪
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user182 it's okay pookie we still love you 🫶
f1fan totally not your fault ferrari are to blame again
username67 wtf was that strategy....
f1lover plsss a podium in monaco we believe in you <3
user728 stopp he looks so sad
y/nusername love you always x
charlesleclerc 😘
forzaferrari they are actually just screwing up this whole championship for him
y/nusername 🌟🐇
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username_89 oh charles i get it
user00 she is literally the prettiest everrrr
f1fan it's giving disney princess
ln4_7 WE NEED Y/N IN MONACO OH PLS I BEG
charlesleclerc i'm so lucky
user116 atleast he's aware f1lover 😭😭
carmenmundt the prettiest angel <3
user728 omgg i need that lip combo rnnn
f1lover yes i am indeed jealous of charles leclerc
f1 monaco gp this weekend !!
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user88 the girls that get it get it
f1fan this is my superbowl
user7202 i've waited all year for thissss
f1lover hoping that charles can acc get the winnn
user728_7 yesss ferrari pls don't mess up his strategy i beggg
user11 hehe can't waittt
y/nusername monaco ✈️
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charlesleclerc it feels like a fever dream bit i couldn't be happier, the best weekend on my life. i love you all so much thank you for supporting me.
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maxverstappen congrats :)
charlesleclerc ❤️ f1fan never beating the lestappen allegations
user78 so we can all collectively agree we all cried when charles crossed the line??
y/nusername so incredibly proud of you my sweet boy i love you so so much
user728 i can't im so emotional rn
username y/n's comment omg im sobbingg
f1fan never ever getting over this
f1updates highlight of my year actually
user266 his smile 🦋🦋
*y/nusername has just uploaded a new video*
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》 oh my queen
》 her vlogs are acc my comfort
》 stopp the clip of charles playing piano to her im sobbing
》 her reaction to charles' win is everything
》 her voice is so soothing
》 i got the notification and screamed
y/nusername a quick stop in paris 🥐🇫🇷
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pierregasly are u happy to be in paris
y/nusername oui
user845 "a quick stop in paris" oh girl u rich rich
username ugh to be leo leclerc like that dog has a better life than me and it's sad honestly
f1fan awww the cutest family
landonorris where was my invite :,(
f1lover whenever y/n posts ik it's going to be good
user78 i don't think i'd be okay if they ever broke up
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texts between charles and y/n
was this whole relationship just a joke to you y/n
did i ever even mean anything to you y/n
fuck of course you did baby i love u charles
you love me?!?! y/n
yes yk i do charles
we have been together 6 YEARS 6 YEARS CHARLES y/n
if you are not ready now, you are never going to be y/n
thats not true charles
yes it is charles y/n
if u don't want to marry me after 6 years of being in love with me you never want to it's as simple as y/n
i'm sorry but i just can't be with someone who doesn't want the same things y/n
charlesleclerc summer
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landonorris ☀️
user828 i'm speechless
username11 looks like charles got leo
f1fan i miss them
user718 this breakup just can't be real
f1lover he's already replaced y/n with lando 😭
username_55 unless i see a statement or them dating other people i'm just going to try to convince myself it's rumours
anon delulu is the solulu
y/nusername i've never been happier :)
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username_67 👀
user28 this is so petty of her and i love it
f1fan help not charles in the likes
f1_wag i refuse to believe they broke up....yes i'm that delulu
user727 that post breakup glow 😍
f1lover oh charles defo regrets losing her like omggg how can someone be this gorgeous
charlie_7 these pics are so aesthetic i could cry
user51 ik everyone only cares about the drama but GUYS Y/N IS SERVING CUNT
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texts between charles and y/n
please y/n charles
please charles
i can't take it anymore charles
i regret everything i said and i wish i had never even said it i wish i could take it all back charles
fuck i love u sm charles
i don't deserve you one bit charles
yeah you don't y/n
leave me alone charles y/n
we're done y/n
move on y/n
but i can't
*this user has blocked you*
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judebellingham
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user828 he fine asfff
f1fan guys y/n is in the likes....
username728 what a player 🤍
user_27 great game today jude keep it up!!
f1lover waittt are y/n and jude like dating
user25 omgg stop she just liked his post get over it weirdo
anon charles is better
username_12 great game, but y/n y/ln come on man
y/nusername finally found someone who treats me right 🤭🫶
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user727 BRO WHAT
username i just opened instagram-
f1fan im shooketh
oscarpiastri glad you're happy ❤️
y/nusername thanks x user828 I KNEW IT I KNEW OSCAR WAS TEAM Y/N
user999 oh charles
f1lover f1 wag to football wag is crazy like girl what crystals are u using?????
user_27 ik this was probably supposed to be a soft launch....but girl you just broke the internet
username616 ik y/n is giggling just reading all these comments
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texts between lando and charles
did you see y/n's post? lando
yup charles
are you okay? lando
ha i mean no not at all charles
like its only been like 5 months and i have told her that i want her and i love her and now she's with him charles
sry mate but jude is actually sound lando
shit ik he is that's what makes this worse charles
maybe he is better than me charles
oh charles mate don't be thinking like that lando
lando she's never going to take me back charles
you don't know that lando
she blocked me charles
oh lando
like how am i supposed to sort everything with her charles
maybe you still can lando
how....wdym? charles
write her a song lando
......are u being fr charles
well yes i was but forget it just trying to help lando
no no wait you might actually be right charles
ha your welcome lando
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vogue model y/n y/ln confirms relationship with footballer jude bellingham
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user9292 ik we all knew BUT WHAT
f1fan charles is probably dying rn
user0 imagine fumbling the y/n y/ln
user0101 jude is one lucky guy
username78 she's still the IT girl in my eyes idc what ya'll say
f1lover girl it's only been a couple of monthssss like chilll
user627 ugh if only i was a rich model living in monaco
y/nlover wait this is acc so iconic
charlesleclerc my first single "i love you i'm sorry" from my debut album comes out tomorrow at 12pm est. i have put alot of work into this and i hope you guys enjoy it just as much as i enjoyed making it. music has always been an escape for me and a way for me to express my feelings so i felt that it was right to put this album out. love you all ❤️
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user879 this is actual insanityyyy like sir wdymmm
f1fan oh he's hurtttt
user929 okay okay ik we all know its about y/n but can we talk about how that is literally SIR LEWIS HAMILTON IN THE SECOND PIC TF?!
f1lover i feel like im living through a moment of history rn
lewishamilton love u brother had the best time working on this with you 🙌
16_charlie what can't u do???
user000 my divorced parents
anon screw y/n what a bitch
landonorris your welcome everyone (i encouraged him to write this album)
user727 ha this is why we love u lando !! username22 omgg no wayyy f1fan pls this is so on brand for him
taglist ⭑.ᐟ
@lottalove4evelyn
@llando4norris
@hadidsworld
@sweetestgirlintown111
@mxryxmfooty
@heavy-vettel
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theres-a-body-here · 4 months ago
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Got No Human Grace
Mohg x Male!reader
A/N: My beautiful, scrumptious, pookie bear beat the mohglester allegations. Me and my homies all hate MIquella the Tiquella.
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As Mohg clung to you, his large frame shook, bearing numerous wounds and smeared in blood. His once regal garments were now tattered rags, and two of his horns laid broken beside him.
Despite this, there was a calm silence around you both, interrupted only by Mohg's muffled sobs and heavy breaths.
"I… I feared you wouldn't come…" His muffled voice shook, lips quivering as he pressed into your chest, clutching onto you fiercely.
His mind is his own again.
"Shh, it's alright now." You murmured, wrapping your arms protectively around him. Your fingers gently caressed his back in a calming rhythm. "You're safe now."
As you spoke, you could feel Mohg's breathing slowly return to normal against your chest. However, upon hearing the crunch of debris nearby, you lifted your head to look at the person who had helped make this reunion possible.
A heavily armored Tarnished stood before you, her weapon sheathed and her armor battle worn. She gazed down upon the scene indifferently, seemingly unfazed by the display of affection between you and Mohg.
"Thank you, truly… It won't be forgotten." You assured her sincerely, eyes glancing warmly towards her before returning to look down upon Mohg's fragile form cradled within your arms.
However, it seemed that perhaps requesting privacy might be too much to ask for.
The armor-clad Tarnished remained standing before you, staring at the two of you
It can be helped, it seems.
With a gentle motion, you pulled away from holding Mohg close momentarily and reached into your pocket. After rummaging through it for a few seconds, you produced a small flesh trinket in the jagged, vague image of femininity.
You held it delicately between your thumb and index finger, presenting it openly toward the Tarnished.
"Here, consider this a token of gratitude for your assistance today," you offered politely.
As you handed the trinket over to the warrior, Mohg's grip on you tightened slightly but made no attempt to move or react otherwise.
Septic Womb
"My Dearest, I'll find a way to grant you your wish. The Mohgwyn Dynasty shall have its heir"
An idol used in fertility rites of the Formless Mother.
Restores HP when blood loss occurs in the vicinity.
The Tarnished woman took the fleshy charm without a word of thanks, examining it briefly before slipping it away inside her armor.
She continued observing you silently for a while before casting her gaze over to where he lay dormant within his cocoon.
"Listen closely," You cautioned with urgency in your voice, grasping tightly onto Mohg as if to shield him from the very mention of Miquella's name. 
"I seek no vengeance, nor do I wish to pursue further conflict. I beg of you...leave Miquella untouched!" There was desperation lacing each word as they rolled off your tongue, pleading.
Your warning fell on deaf ears as the warrior paid no attention to your pleas, remaining silent and fixated on the distant figure sealed within the fuzzy cocoon.
An exasperated sigh left your lips as realization settled in; her intentions were never about granting aid or salvation. They were merely self-serving, exploiting opportunities to become Elden Lord.
She was a Tarnished, after all.
You watched as the warrior began to approach the distant cocoon containing the Demigod which seemed to draw her here like a moth to light.
If she wanted to play games involving divinity, that was her choice, however misguided. Right now, though, you had more pressing matters to deal with.
Mohg hadn't moved an inch since nestling against your chest, soft sobs still escaping him periodically.
"Hush now," you whispered gently, cradling his massive head between your hands as you tilted it upward towards yours. Your thumbs brushed at the damp fur from underneath his eyes while your palms rested on each side of his face.
Leaning forward, you kissed his forehead gently, then proceeded to pepper sweet kisses all over his face, even pressing a particularly long peck to the horn in his left eye.
A soft whimper escaped him, hungry for more contact as he nuzzled deeper into your embrace.
With his large hands, he kneaded at your body, leaving no doubt about what he wanted. What he missed.
He released a throaty groan as soon as your lips met his in a kiss, his mouth opening slightly as his hot breath mingled with yours.
His large hands drifted beneath your robe, blazing trails of hot fire across your skin as they traveled upwards, heat blooming throughout your entire body.
As he pulled away from your lips, Mohg looked up at you, a wicked smile spreading across his face as he tugged you closer until your bodies melded together.
He rocked his hips into yours, grinding firmly against you to let you know that he was hard as steel.
"We have much to catch up on…" He practically purred at you, squeezing your waist possessively, prompting a lustful groan to escape your mouth involuntarily.
Your brain short-circuited from the sensation, causing you to let out a meek response.
"W-we do…"
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stars-and-the-min · 7 months ago
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☆ the wrong way to hard launch (3) | OP81
summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au
pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc
a/n some band dynamics and a mini reunion in toyko
masterlist | last part | part 3 | next part
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emptybottlesbar Hey! Our awesome lead guitarist turned 23 today AND it's on the first night in Jakarta 🫨 Be sure to give our boy some love! P.S. we couldn't find old birthday photos without Lina (1: Kas' 23rd birthday, 2: Kas' 17th birthday, 3: Kas' 14th birthday) tagged: emptybottles_official, lukaszhang and selinabui
selinabui i'm sorry i was like his only friend growing up?
28kaslina24 kaslina 🩷❤️🩷❤️
emptybottles_official Beach City International Stadium
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emptybottles_official Snaps from Jakarta, you guys were an amazing crowd, we hope you had as much fun as we did 📸 📸 next stop: Tokyo, Japan
cameliazzz kas and aid both need haircuts why did i not notice this ↳ selinabui @ cameliazzz maybe bc ur behind them all the time
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lila💚 @kasdanrights · 2h in honour of the next stop of the 'twelve more days' tour being tokyo, here's the best thing to come out of the 'overtime' tour (before it got cancelled):
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↳ lila💚 @kasdanrights · 2h look at kas serving in that polka-dotted scarf
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↳ lila💚 @kasdanrights · 2h the greatest discovery was that kas and aid shared rooms the whole tour
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↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 2h did we ever find out about the sushi train thing? ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 2h lina and cami went to an all-you-can-eat sushi train and almost missed night 2 because they were throwing up backstage ↳ li(n)a @meliabelrose · 1h why is this giving "pam and i feed off each others energy..." "she said that?" energy 😭😭 ↳ abby <3 @devilvows · 1h can't believe this was 4 years ago???
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oscarpiastri Still not over this weekend
selinabui see you soon stranger 💖 ↳ pastry81 HUH LINA WDYM SEE YOU SOON???
zhouguanyu24 the last picture 👀
landonorris great to be home, eh?
emptybottlos papaya stuff, papaya stuff, papaya- lina??? ↳ piastri_lina @emptybottlos gagged us all WHERE'S THAT COMMENT THAT SAID OSC DIDN'T CARE FOR HER
logansargeant "I did great at my home race" "the fans were amazing" "also I got to watch my girlfriend's sold-out tour's opening show" ↳ oliviafufu @ logansargeant OPENING SHOW??? HE WENT ON THURSDAY AS WELL?
selinabui Tokyo, Japan
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selinabui in the daytime (and early evening)
oscarpiastri Well, that's a completely flattering angle of me, thanks :D ↳ selinabui @ oscarpiastri omg i think so too 🥰
jemma.wren lina as linabell oh she's so cute <3333
2cami4lina serious question here, does he wear anything other than orange? ↳ cameliazzz @2cami4lina from when i've seen him? no
aidan_ebass Who won billiards? ↳ selinabui @aidan_ebass ur kidding right? don't you know how amazing i am? (kas did) ↳ 28kaslina24 @ selinabui kas was there? oooh osc*lina never beating the pr relationship allegations 🤭
oscarpiastri just posted to their story
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pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 17h OSCAR PIASTRI WHAT THE HELL??? ↳ pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 17h i need to know what he said pls what did he say for her to react like that ↳ june @linafesting · 17h "mr piastri why are you wilding rn" HAD HER USING PROPER 'YOU'S??? ↳ pookie piastri @op81ln4 · 17h "Wdym 😇" he's sick for that now we all want to know what he meant
kayla @luna_apocolypse · 2d if my math is right... we could get lina supporting oscar in suzuka ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 2d last tokyo show: friday, april 5th suzuka gp: friday, april 5th to sunday, april 7th first sk show: friday, april 12th BONUS: osc's birthday is april 6th 🥸
conNUH @chickenbirch · 39m idk what world im living in anymore ↳ conNUH @chickenbirch · 38m lina pls... he's just another pasty white guy i--
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↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 18m oh shit im realising my 'im totes interested' face is lacking ↳ president linami @ linaminami · 16m AHHH??? ↳ lila💚 @kasdanrights · 1h HELP i didn't realise she was totally blanking out as kas was yapping ↳ june @linafesting · 1h she truly looks like she'd rather be anywhere else ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 2h kaslina stans realising the new kaslina content is this 🤡 ↳ lila💚 @kasdanrights · 1h first pic is the exact same way i look at my brother (sheer 'stfu' energy)
BONUS : the unedited insta dm
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✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:✧・゚: ✧・゚:
taglist @ririyulife @ashy-kit @fionaschicken @namgification
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newtkive · 10 months ago
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pixels [ newt x reader - modern text au ]
ch. 2 - drama queen core
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summary: minho's drama finally catches up with him, but newt becomes a hero.
warnings: strong language, mutual pining, none really.
➥ m.list
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THE GLADE
[ 12:08 PM ]
y/n: gm pookies
newt: it’s the afternoon.
y/n: yeah well
ur east coast
newt: so are you y/n
y/n: FINE BAD MORNING THEN ARE U HAPPY?
minho: drama queen is awake
newt: you’re the drama queen min let’s be fr
minho: u want me to die be honest
newt: see .
tommy: hey guys :3 been waiting for you all
y/n: awwww tommy <3 gm
tommy: morning sweetums
minho: ew stop
newt: how did you sleep?
tommy: good! used my new heated pillow
newt: not you
minho: not you
tommy: wtf
WHO THEN?? THERES LIKE 7 OTHER PPL IN HERE
minho: he means y/n
and there’s 4 other people not including newt and y/n dumbass
y/n: oh
why just me????
newt: cuz you stayed up til 6 am
y/n: ..
how do you know that
newt: i saw you were active on discord
gally: doesn’t that mean you were awake too then
newt: ok and?
minho: thats crazy newt
newt: no it isn’t
i just casually saw it
y/n: hehe
im ok i need to sleep more. sims 4 was really consuming me
why were you awake??
newt: up for work
minho: you get on discord before work?
chronically online..
newt: can you choke and pass out and hit your head please
minho: THE WAY U WANT ME DEAD IS INSANE
y/n: he’s gotta check on his discord hoes before hitting the grind
newt: there are no discord hoes
unless you count thomas
and i don’t
tommy: well why not
newt: because you disgust me
tommy: love u too :3<3
minho: y’all about to kiss aren’t you
newt: never say that shit again im outside your door with a b*mb
minho: why censor it
just blow me up it’s my grandmas house anyway. u want to jump her that bad????
gally: blow that bitch up i say
y/n: HELLO???!,!!
gally: minho not grandma
she loves me cuz im so tall
minho: tall people always gotta remind you they’re tall 😒
like we get it bigfoot
gally: shut up tinkerbell
y/n: you’re somewhat tall minho
minho: any man under 6’0 is considered short
y/n: yeah but newt is 6 ft trapped in a 5’10 body so not totally true
newt: what does that even mean
minho: give me a break
i can tell you exactly what that means
she wanna hit
newt: stop
tommy: don’t get his hopes up
newt: dude
stfu
y/n: what newt said
gally: can we appreciate the only one actually over 6 ft here
minho: no.
tommy: im the same height as newt!!!!
y/n: yea but ur like 3 ft trapped in a 5’10 body tommy not the same
tommy: oh ..
minho: kind of real
newt: can someone kick gally i’m tired of seeing his fucking name on my phone
gally: then turn your phone off don’t you have old ladies to tend to at the library
newt: yeah and they all love me
y/n: so real
if i was old i’d go in there and imagine you’re my young boyfriend and cling to everything u say
tommy: true im the old ladies
y/n: LMAO
minho: write a fanfic y/n why don’t you
newt: yeah you both are old and not beating the dementia allegations
y/n: IM THE YOUNGEST HERE
ur just mad you’re old as dirt
tommy: youth has left you newt and it has turn you bitter in your old age.
minho: thomas knows big words who knew
newt: which word in that sentence was big??
y/n: shut up minho
minho: wtf did i do
y/n: idk but i imagine you sitting there typing on your little phone and i got pissed
minho: WHAT???!.‘wKWHFO
newt: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah chubby little fingers hitting the wrong letters on his iphone 8
minho: im leaving
tommy: dont leave i forgive you for what you said
minho: i don’t give a damn
y’all mad y’all are all fake im the realest i’ve been prophesizing and reading scriptures 7000 years before y’all fake asses were born be so for real right now
y/n: not reading that
congrats
or sorry for what happened idk
about to drink my coffee in a wine glass
tommy: just drink wine
newt: it’s noon tommy??
tommy: ok and?
newt: explains a lot
minho: no coffee for me this new year only water and pussy juice fr fr
[ newt removed minho from the group ]
tommy: woah
y/n: woah..
newt: i can’t take it anymore
alby: How did you get that access..?
newt: don’t worry about it
in times of need i have to step in like that
y/n: hi alby!
alby: Hey y/n!
tommy: you’re such a hero newt
gally: that was deserved
who wants to play minecraft rn
y/n: me!!
alby: I’ll play, I’m off work today.
y/n: let’s go to the desert i want a camel
gally: alright but then the caves after i wanna mine
newt: if you mine with her you gotta bring extra food and storage when she dies so you can pick up the fallen items
gally: i forget you’re her designated babysitter
y/n: oh please no he isn’t
and i’ll bring my own food
newt: you always say that and then leave it in the stove oven
y/n: WELL I WONT THIS TIME
newt: sure ok
i’ll get on after work
[ alby added minho to the group ]
minho: when i get you.
newt: why did you add him back alby
alby: He was harassing me.
newt: be a man and take it
gally: im leaving
[ gally left the group ]
minho: im going to throw up and die
newt: im staying out of this
minho: (guy who caused it) im staying out of this
y/n: why does gally alwyas leave 😔
newt: why question a gift from the heavens
tommy: get online y/n gally is attacking my dirt house w a pickaxe :((((
y/n: NO IM COMING
minho: im coming to your work newt
newt: okay im locking the door early then
minho: i’ll smash through the glass idc
newt: i’m leaving my shift is over at 1 today.
minho: i’ll use life360 on you
newt: i deleted that app
minho: i’ll stand in the middle of the street
newt: ok let me position my car in front of you
just come to my apartment and we can play w them on pc and xbox
minho: …. fine but i hate your guts
newt: fine
y/n: HURRY GALLY IS ATTACKING MY SHED NOOOOWWW
newt: i’ll just rebuild it
minho: i’ll set it on fire just wait
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thatlovelywitch · 11 months ago
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𝙰𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝚄 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙲𝙾𝙿𝙴 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 2
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✨Falco Grice's cheeks have never seen a day of rest since he joined the cast. They are everyone's personal squishie or stress ball and they're always red when he goes home
✨ Levi has another signature other than the iconic cut: kohl. No matter the fit, his eyes are kohled on the red carpet
✨ Levi and Hange did a hit psychological horror movie together as the main leads. Theatre was shook, Tiktok was shook, Theatre was shook and people watched it for.....the amazing plot (the plot was Hange in a lacy black bar and low rise jeans covered in blood and Levi in the shower)
✨ Sasha has taken singing/music lessons since she was a kid, so she has a beautiful voice and can play the electric guitar, acoustic guitar, piano and keyboard. She has a music career aside from acting, and her songs tend to go viral Tiktok for cute trends. Her music has Clairo or Mazzy Star vibes, but she also likes it a bit risque so expect some softer R&B Kehlani type beats too. She tends to forget a lot of her fans are kids though LOL apology statements have been released (left a lip stick mark on an adult male fan's shirt and humped the floor while there were kids in the audience chile)
✨ Armin is THE SWEETEST EVER to kid fans like kid fans are his favorite and it shows. He'll always doodle a heart or sumn when he signs an autograph and you bet he'll go all soft complimenting the kid's mini plushie of him or their little Survey Corps cape
"Aww look at your cape yknow little buddy I had one too but it's not as cool as yours"
✨ Historia and Ymir. NOBODY has deciphered to this day if they're besties or dating it's that confusing and they don't make it any easier to guess.
✨ Annie and Mikasa call each other "wifey" and people try and start like imaginary beef between them like 13 year olds with too much time lol and all the while they're gossiping at award shows and feeding each other pudding or having sleepovers
✨ Zeke is a swiftie and he was the most EMBARRASSING CELEB MEMBER IN THE CROWD 😭 my brotha was twerking during more sensual or hardcore songs and he was getting drunk back there
✨ Erwin is NEVER dodging Captain America allegations he's tried to deny the rumors of him replacing Chris Evans since 2013 to no avail
✨ Erwin is a girl dad who keeps his relationship with his wife very private but sometimes he shares pictures of his life as a married man. The fandom will never get over him in a pink wig
✨ Pieck is a pretty privilege Tiktok lipsync star and we love that for her
✨ Jean and Connie did the Buzzfeed thirst tweets video tgt
✨ "Dude listen I've been goin to the bathroom with him for a decade now and it's more of a pony than a horse"
"Istg if yo bald head don't-"
✨ Eren Yeager reposts bad mafia x y/n Tiktok POV's of him
✨ Eren calls his fans pookie
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brrrkdslek · 1 year ago
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QUADRILATERAL LOVE !
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❒ csn, smg, jwy x idol! fem! reader
❒ smau, written(partly), romcom, SLOWBURN
❒ being a newly debuted group from the small company, KQ, you're already getting yourself into scandals and many allegations have been made about you. how will you battle through the public and feelings you surprisingly catch in between everything?
❒ wonyoung of ive, bahiyyih of kep1er, chaewon of le sserafim, hanni of newjeans and more as you read on!
❒ milky way by @ad0rechuu (amazing!!!)
❒ 1st august, 2023—
❒ @asherthehimbo (dm to be on taglist!!)
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₊ ⊹ ACT 1 ⎯ BE THE DRAMA !
✦ 000 ⎯ ASSTROIDS☄️💫
✦ 001 ⎯ BUTTEASE👴🏻🤏🏻
✦ 002 ⎯ OTHERS
✦ 003 ⎯ ZAZA ALLEGATIONS⁉️
✦ 004 ⎯ LET'S GO LESBIANS‼️😍
✦ 005 ⎯ GOSSIP GIRLS🫢💅🏻
✦ 006 ⎯ Y/N'S GIRL DINNER⁉️🤭
✦ 007 ⎯ POOKIE BEAR😍🫶🏻🫧
✦ 008 ⎯ INKIGAYO MCS⁉️🫨
✦ 009 ⎯ STINKY BUTT FUCK😡👎🏻
✦ 010 ⎯ THE LESBIANISM IS FADING...😰
✦ 011 ⎯ MOTHER IS MOTHERING😢🫶🏻
✦ 012 ⎯ DHMU CUZ😭😭😭😭😭
✦ 013 ⎯ ITS FINE NOW HMU🤭🫶🏻✨💫💞💗
✦ 014 ⎯ WONYOUNG STRIPPER ERA⁉️💸🤑
✦ 015 ⎯ THE BOYS R FIGHTING👴🏻🤏🏻
✦ 016 ⎯ WE CHILLIN🍃🍃🍃
✦ 017 ⎯ YUH PRODUCER LINE GET IT‼️‼️
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₊ ⊹ ACT 2 ⎯ CANON EVENTS ! ?
✦ 018 ⎯ WHUT R U DOING AWN THE NEWS⁉️😱
✦ 019 ⎯ MAKING MY MOVE😈
✦ 020 ⎯ WHO'S PUSSY DO I NEED TO POP❓🤨
✦ 021 ⎯ BATTLE FOR THE FANCALL🤺🥷
✦ 022 ⎯ WAR BEHIND CLOSED DOORS🤫
✦ 023 ⎯ 6TH MEMBER OF STARLETZ🤭💝
✦ 024 ⎯ JEALOUSY JEALOUSY BY OLIVIA RODRIGO😢
✦ 025 ⎯ THE GAYS R AT IT AGAIN🤺🤫
✦ 026 ⎯ INKIGAYO INCIDENT☠️☠️☠️
✦ 027 ⎯ SORRY GAYS😔💔
✦ 028 ⎯ MUTHER DID WHUT⁉️🫠
✦ 029 ⎯ NEVER BEATING THE ZAZA ALLEGATIONS😫
✦ 030 ⎯ IT'S TUFF BEING STR8🥱🤒
✦ 031 ⎯ PROS OF BEING A STALKER😍👂🏻☕️
✦ 032 ⎯ CONS OF BEING A STALKER😨🫢❓
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₊ ⊹ ACT 3 ⎯ W WIII ! ? ! ?
✦ 033 ⎯ BREAKING APART☹️
✦ 034 ⎯ POOKIE IS FREE⁉️
✦ 035 ⎯ POOKIE ENVY😒😒
✦ 036 ⎯ POOKIE VS KEEHO😫
✦ 037 ⎯ WHY IT SMELL LIKE CACAS IN HERE🤢🤮
✦ 038 ⎯ KIDNAPPING POOKIE XOXO👹
✦ 039 ⎯ POOKIE IS THE 6TH MEMBER OF STARLETZ⁉️😨
✦ 040 ⎯ WHAT HAPPENED TO MUTHUR❓🫣😰
✦ 041 ⎯ HJ SLANDER😢💔
✦ 042 ⎯ OH...😨🪦
✦ 043 ⎯ DON'T PUT ME ON THE NEWS😡😡😡😡
✦ 044 ⎯ NAWT GOING BACK‼️🥱😤
✦ 045 ⎯ MOTHUR HWA😭😭😭😭
✦ 046 ⎯ DON'T START SMTH POOKIE😐🙄
✦ 047 ⎯ HE STARTED SMTH WAAA😵
✦ 048 ⎯ COMFORT BY THE LOML🫶🏻
✦ 049 ⎯ WHY R U GUYS ACTING SO GROSS N WEIRD❓🤮
✦ 050 ⎯ WHUT IS GOING AWN TODAY⁉️😍🤑
✦ 051 ⎯ RAPPER LINE GET IT YUH‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
✦ 052 ⎯ WHICH WAY DO I GO❓🤔😶‍🌫️
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₊ ⊹ ACT 4 ⎯ EMBRACING THE STR8NESS . . .
✦ 053 ⎯ BEING A LESBIAN WAS EASIER THAN THIS😔
✦ 054 ⎯ ZAZA RIZZ Y/N⁉️⁉️
✦ 055 ⎯ GIGGLING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS😰🦶🏻
✦ 056 ⎯ WHO'S UR DEALER❓🤑🥵
✦ 057 ⎯ CARRYING THE 5TH GEN‼️💯🗣️
✦ 058 ⎯ CARRYING MY POOKIE BEAR😔🥺🤱🏻
✦ 059 ⎯ THE GIRLS R FIGHTING⁉️😭😰
✦ 060 ⎯ WHST DID YIU DP⁉️🧚🏻‍♀️🤔
✦ 061 ⎯ TENSION EVERYWHERE😭😵😫💆🏻‍♀️
✦ 062 ⎯ I'M SAWRY LUVER😢💔🫂
✦ 063 ⎯ MCS COMEBACK⁉️😫😍🏃🏻‍♀️
✦ 064 ⎯ U TWO R WHUT😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
✦ 065 ⎯ DON'T PUNCH MY BRO⁉️😡
✦ 066 ⎯ BROS MAD, HOES SAD😔
✦ 067 ⎯ POOKIE THERAPY‼️🫶🏻🥰
✦ 068 ⎯ SUCCESS🤓🧎🏻‍♀️🏌🏻‍♀️
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 1 ⎯ SIR MINGLES PRINGLES !
✦ 069 ⎯ FORGIVE ME MY LUV😢
✦ 070 ⎯ I'LL BUY U PRINGLES🕳️🤸🏻‍♀️
✦ 071 ⎯ EXPENSIVE SEXY DATE⁉️🤠
✦ 072 ⎯ GOING SUMWHERE FINALLY👽🫶🏻
✦ 073 ⎯ EVERY FANBOY'S DREAM😫😩‼️
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 2 ⎯ WOOF BARKBARKARF YOUNG !
✦ 074 ⎯ BARK AT THE ENEMIES😡🗣️🗣️🗣️
✦ 075 ⎯ ADOPTED⁉️🤱🏻😍
✦ 076 ⎯ POOKIE APPROVED😫🧚🏻‍♀️🫶🏻
✦ 077 ⎯ MCDONALDS DATE❓😟🤨
✦ 078 ⎯ I'LL BE ANY BREED YOU LIKE😍🦮
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 3 ⎯ CHOI SAM BAK CHOI(菜 心 白 菜) !
✦ 079 ⎯ DATING SCANDAL⁉️😰
✦ 080 ⎯ U WANNA HIT😳🤭😶‍🌫️
✦ 081 ⎯ WHEN U DON'T SERVE CUNT🫠
✦ 082 ⎯ THE BOY BECAME A MAN😧👀
✦ 083 ⎯ HE BUILT LIKE MY BOYFRIEND🤭
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₊ ⊹ ENDING 4 ⎯ THREE IN ONE ! ?
✦ 084 ⎯ FOURTH WALL😬🫢
✦ 085 ⎯ WHAT IF I WANT ALL OF THEM❓🤔
✦ 086 ⎯ CUTELY PLANS CHAOS🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♀️
✦ 087 ⎯ CAMERAMAN POOKIE⁉️🫣
✦ 088 ⎯ 3 KENS & 1 BARBIE🤞🏻💗🤭
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