#pookie come back plz-

[kathiel0l]

Huh..Alphonse..? *casually puffs on a candy cigarette* haven’t heard that name in a while..

[gerardwayslesbianlovr]

i think gerard way screaming in my ears would really solve all my problems right about now…

[avocado-writing]

You said you needed ideas pookie, lucky for you 🎀I have free time to think of nothing but Wolverine and Deadpool🎀

Can I get a Wolverine and Deadpool with a goth s/o! PLZ I AM ON MY KNEES!!!

How they react with a reader who is just a completely other esthetic than them

I feel like Wade would steal things he thinks reader would like and make her try it on infront of him

And Logan would think it's hot because it's something he's not used too

(Good God I want them so bad)

IMPECCABLE TASTE my darling. i'm sorry if i didn't do goths justice i am the most cottagecore bastard there is. minors dni.

Wade who pilfers anything he can get his hands on when he knows you'll look sexy in it. This time, scrap of lace which will be just beautiful around your thigh, swiped from a hook in a lingerie store. Him coming home with a giddy glee, telling you he "got you something you'll love, spooky pookie". Feeling himself harden when you look out at him from purple-shadowed eyes, heavy lashes which bat ingenue-like. Asks you to jump up on the counter so he can slip it on. You extend a leg and he breathes out a long breath to control himself, pulling the black garter up until it fits comfortably just under the plush of your ass. You admire it and smile, pressing a boot into his shoulder.

"You did good, baby. Wanna eat me out as I wear it?"

He thanks whatever goth distribution system god is listening that he has you and dives right in, pushing your black satin panties to the side - can't be bothered to take them off. You wrap your thighs tight around his head as he sloppily kisses your cunt in order to keep him right in place, use his face as you want to. The lace from his gift presses against his cheekbone and he cums in his sweatpants.

Logan who swears up and down that he isn't watching you go about your business but can't take his eyes off your little ruffled skirt. You must know he's obsessed with you because of the way you cross your legs so he can admire them, fishnet stockings which reach your upper thigh, boots with a deadly heel. You prop yourself up opposite him, long decorated nails tapping against your cheek. You could leave pretty nice scratches in his back with those.

"You gonna just keep watching, old man, or come and have a taste?"

His chair is thrown backwards at the speed with which he stands. He's not sure if it's really a challenge or an invitation but either way he isn't backing down. Bends you over the table; hitches your skirt up so he can see the scrap of red lace you call panties, slapping your ass with an open palm which makes you moan and squirm under him. A hand fisted in your dyed hair to keep you in place as he fucks his cock between your cheeks, taking his time with you while the apartment is quiet...

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[shelbgrey]

Hey Pookie so there is this very sexy man named Mark Sloan and I was wondering if you could write some beautiful Fluffy/Smutty dating Headcanons for him PLZ

Dating Mark Sloan headcanons

Paring: Mark Sloan x Shepherd!Reader

Summary: headcanons about Mark Sloan dating Derek's little sister -SMUT warning!

💚MasterList ML2 💚Dating Mood board

You guys started fake dating... That's how it all started. He wanted to make Addison Jelouse and you just want to get back at her for hurting your brother Derek.

You had 10 rules to this plan:

NO Sex - you

Never break rule #1 - you

Be on Mark's services/work in plastics if needed -Mark

Go on dates at least twice a month to make the act look real - Mark

No kissing or touching - if you have to just kiss forehead/cheek and don't touch anything below the waist - you

No sex with nurses, Mark - it'll blow the cover - you

Be nice to my friends(I don't care if you hate interns) - you

Trust each other - mark

Don't play favorites in the hospital - includes not helping with most surgeries/patients - you

Don't fall in love with each other - you

Derek hates it at first, even during the time you guys were faking it all. “stay away from my sister” Derek snapped at mark.

“too late... We're already together”

Derek and Mark got into a fight... That ended with black eyes, bruises, and Mark needing stitches on his face.

“I'm sorry this happened” you mumbled softly as you stitched his jaw for him. He stared at you with those blue eyes you love so much. “don't worry about it”

“maybe we should stop this whole thing” you suggested, Mark shook his head. “no, we got this. Rule #8, remember?” but really he was already falling so hard for you and he wanted to keep you close as long as possible.

Spoil alert you guys broke rule #10 and fell hard for each other. Well he fell first, but you fell harder. “I want this for real... No more fake shit, I love you”

After that ordeal you figured you owed Derek an explanation. Derek never found out about the fake dating, but you need to tell him where your feeling stand. “you love him, don't you?” Derek asks.

“I do... And I trust him” you say.

“if he hurts you... Cheats on you, I'll kill him” simply Derek said and you guys moved on with your lives.

Once you guys start dating for real he faithful and his heart now belongs to you.

Even Derek gave him credit for that. During the few months of you guys actually dating, deek would keep an eye on him. A hot nurse would walk by and Mark wouldn't even look at her.

You see a different side to Mark. He stops looking at any other woman. He just looks at you.

His sweeter, gentler side is only reserved for you.

Callie is your biggest supporter. Always hyping your relationship up. Mark might go to her for relationship advice. Callie might even be a referee during arguments.

Callie is definitely your best friend. You, Mark, and her the hospital's main trio.

Double dates with Callie and Arizona or Derek and Meredith.

He needs physical contact all the time. Rather it be cuddling on bed or on the couch or holding hands in the hospital.

He's a big cuddler. Sometimes he'll just wrap his arms around you and pull you to his chest without saying anything.

He's so flirty with you. No matter how many years you've been together, he still thinks you're the sexiest, most beautiful thing he's ever seen.

Like I said, he flirts with you so much. Some times he'll come up behind you while your working and whispere suggestive comment in your ear or grab your ass.

“stop it! We're at work” you quietly scolded him after his gabered your ass. “I can't help it... You have a nice ass”

You steal his leather jacket all the time, even though it looks big on you he thinks it's hot as hell on you. Now and days the only time he sees that jacket is if your wearing it.

Dirty jokes all the time. If you hear something remotely dirty you'll whisper, “that's what she said”

If he's had a hard day, he either needs one of two things. A rough fuck or he needs to curl up beside you and cuddle.

The way he kisses you makes your heart race. He holds your face in his hands and you honestly feel like you and him are the only things that matter in the world.

But he is a rough kisser, but mostly he's a passionate kisser. He pours all his love and emotions into it, he makes sure your the only one on this earth he wants to love.

He's soft with you when it comes to holding you and give affection. He's so gentle and delicate and you can tell through the way he brushes your hair from your face or the way he nuzzles his face into your neck that he just absolutely adores you.

Your is Angel and he feels so unworthy of you. He's so lucky to have you in his life and he doesn't want to screw it up.

Mark's not the jelouse type and neither are you. Dispite his man-whore past you both have a lot of trust in your relationship, but if you be-friend Jackson I think Mark would get jelouse.

Mark hates the way Jackson looks at you, Mark knows he likes you. But your completely oblivious to it because all you see is Mark.

Doggie parents at the beginning of your relationship. You brought home a rotwiler puppy home without him knowing one time.

That dog is your protector rather or not Mark is there or not. He also gets jealous of Mark and will nuzzle his way between you too if your hugging or kissing.

Sometimes you guys will get home so late from the hospital you'll just want to set on the couch and watch TV because your both sleep deprived.

You guys really don't know why or how you got into it, but you found a Chanel that shows re-runs of American Ninja Warrior and old WWE matches. You guys just stated watching them all the time.

He calls you Angel

You guys play wrestle all the time. Sometimes he'll just let you win because he loves seeing you being so happy about.

He steals the covers all the time and if you get cold you'll cuddle closer to him to get warm. He's relized this, so he'll intentionally steal the covers just to have extra cuddle time.

You get upset if he makes the interns that are on his service get him coffee or get his dry cleaning. “they aren't your servants, Mark” you say, taking the money back from the intern.

If you want Mark to do that stuff himself, you have to threaten to do it yourself. “I'll get it, I'm going that way anyway” you say and mark will quickly stop you. “no, no, I'll do it... You don't have to do that crap for me”

You guys don't fight often, but if you do it's usually a couple of days of the silent treatment. Both of you are too stubborn to say sorry or admit your wrong too.

Watching old Universal monster movies, your favorite is The Bride of Frankenstein. You even got him to dress up at the two monsters with you on Halloween one time.

If your sick he'll drop everything and take care of you, he doesn't care if he catches whatever you have he wants you comfortable and cared for.

His apartment getting the 'girlfriend touch', everything is just cleaner and more organized when you start living with him. “where's my belt?” Mark asked looking all over the bedroom floor where it used to be.

“in your dresser where it's supposed to be... And if I step on it one more time it's going in the trash”

✨Passenger princess✨

If you have a Stanley or a water bottle, whatever you drink out of, Mark will probably be drinking out of it too. You guys kiss and have sex all the time, so he doesn't care if he drinks after you.

NSFW headcanons:

He’s an expert at foreplay. He’ll spend as much time as he can trying to get you hot and bothered or worked up.

He has a tendency to grip the headboard when he's close to cumming.

He has this mischievous kind of charm to him and he uses it to his advantage when it comes to getting your attention. He knows all your ticks and can easily get your riled up.

Mark loves bitting your neck just to hear you moan. When you finally give in to him, he'll lay you down on the couch or bed and start pealing your clothes off to reveal your chest.

He's definitely the dominant person in bed and your not complaining, he'll get rough and pound hard enough were the bed starts rocking.

The sex maybe rough, but Mark isn't not big on insults. He refuses to degrade you and will only use sweet words.

If you’re struggling to take him in or taking long to adjust, he’ll whisper reassurances that you’re doing a good job while rubbing his hands on your back and thighs.

He prefers missionary, growling in your ear while his hands grip yours above your head.

Mark also loves watching your face while you bounce up and down his dick. He loves the expressions you make when he thrusts up into you when you least expect it.

Mark just likes to lay back and just watch you ride him, he loves the feeling of your thighs and ass in his hands.

He's a soft/mean Dom, it just depends on his mood. But no matter what he always makes sure your comfortable. He loves to take control in the bed but would never push you.

He loves the sounds you make. The moaning, the begging, everything.

Loves eating you out,your legs around his head. He loves your legs in general and loves leaving kisses on the insides of your thighs. He'd rather pleasure you for hours than receive.

He has big chocking kink, he won't be too rough about but he loves wrapping his fingers around your neck and feeling your pulse when he's ramming into you.

He love getting head. I feel like he’d like having you on your knees. Plus, feeling your lips around him pushes him closer to cumming in your mouth.

Bondeg kink, handcuffs, his ties, belts, he'll tie you up with anything if your comfortable with it.

There's also a tone of jealous sex. If he sees Alex shamelessly flirting with you expected to be tied to bed as fucks your brains out. If he sees Jackson touch you in a way thats reserved only for him you’re pinned against the wall.

There has been a couple of times Derek has walked in on you while you both are getting it on in one of the on-call rooms, it's safe to day Derek has lernd to knock.

“Mark, he literally saw it” you gasped from under mark.

He kissed your neck. “I was too busy to notice”

This man is amazing when it comes to aftercare. He knows exactly what you need. After your both cleaned up, he'll pull you to his chest to cuddle.

[l3viat8an]

Ok we all know how much you love streamer Levi but what about an au or something with Streamer Mammon? 

I do love streamer!Levi <333 still so happy it’s canon now too!!!! But!!!! Streamer!Mammon sounds fun too- so plz enjoy some headcanons!!! cuz apparently I had a lot to say :) also it’s been so long since I’ve done hcs so these are all over the place- sorry jsjsjs

Listen Mammon only started streaming after he saw how much money Levi made streaming- manz could not believe people actually pay other people to play games???- weirdos.

He’s like really good at COD- idk why or how he just is-

Honestly whenever he plays games, he’s either the first or the last to die…..there’s just no in between. Mammon plays so aggressively, his plan either flops right out the gate or he wins the game.

He’ll play just about any game that’s popular or trending thinking it’ll get him good ratings (and it usually does-)

Makes a big deal out of ‘playing games for the first time ever!!’ on stream because his fans love watching him skip tutorials “who has time for that crap???” and fail the first time.

He calls his subs, his grimm and they call him pookie jkjk-

He’s really good at survival games and games that require a lot of precision timing. Even if Mammon acts like a goofball he can focus and it’s impressive!

He’s in this ‘war’ with Levi where they raid each other’s streams all the damn time which is really funny cuz they share a ton of fans, so it’s more like fans running back and forth.

When they’re not ‘at war’ Levi and Mammon actually play together a lot!! Subs love when they have devilcart tournaments or team up and speedrun some dungeon.

Mammon always clams he’s more popular then Levi and makes more money!!! But they’re pretty even all around. Their numbers are only a few thousand followers off and tips are almost the same.

He has tons, and I mean tons of sponsors / sponsorships. He’s really good at casual product placement, showing the label / name of what he’s drinking or snacking on, on stream and sponsors love that shit-

If you two are dating your relationship is very public. He loves to posts about you on all his social media and show you off!!! Your his and he makes sure all his fans know he’s taken <3

Always invites you to come on stream with him!!!

Or he’ll start streams like “Come watch me beat my (gf/bf) at (game name)!!!” and the stream almost always ends with you winning ;)

After you’ve beaten him a few times he switches to playing only sillier games with you, stuff like Minecraft, devilcart or generic domestic / cooking games.

Speaking of cooking games- he once played cooking mama on stream and had to rage quit because he kept messing up-

He’s always a blushing mess when you’re on camera, which is something his chat teases him about endlessly!!

Bonus points if you give him a little kiss on the cheek after he wins a game and his fans can watch him turn bright red~

[forkloverr]

jim hawkins head cannons plz I'm starving

•̩̩͙*˚ ✩ Jim Hawkins Headcannons ✩.•̩̩͙˚

THE BOY! THE MAN! THE POOKIE BEAR!

✮ - he loooooves to tease you. bro will not let ANYTHING slide. he can be sooo freaking annoying but you cant help but think its cute. though one time he teased you about something that ended up making you upset, and boy did he feel bad. when he saw your tearful eyes, he immediately reached for your hand and apologized like a million times. to confirm you were no-longer upset, he wrapped you up in a big hug, gently rubbing your back to comfort you.

✮ - daydreams, a lot. you can find him sitting and staring off into the horizon, without a care in the world. he'll softly hum a random tune as his mind explores. you're often the subject of his daydreams- and also the reason why he constantly gets asked 'what are you smiling about?'

✮ - always wants to know you're ok. of course he knows you're an independent girl boss (HELP) and can fight your own battles- but despite that, he can't help but want to protect you from anything that comes your way. he doesn't want to lose you too. ✮ - brings you little trinkets from his adventures. he always manages to find some object that reminds him of you. he won't admit it, but he partly buys them so he can have 'a piece of you' throughout the remainder of his journey. ✮ - probably named a star after you. "his star" he'd say. whether he's with you or without- he looks up to that star whenever he needs a reminder of what to push through for.

[danikamariewrites]

Hi pookie,

Can u plz make a fic with nessian where reader is hurt or injured and nessian is all protective and cute

Thanks love ya😜

Bruises and Tears

Nessian x reader

Warnings: mentions of injuries

Nesta knew you shouldn’t have gone with Cassian on that mission. That mission was too much for your first one. She was also pissed at Rhys for not sending her with you two. Nesta wanted to be there for your first.

Coming back from the Day Court with the Valkyries, Nesta knew something was wrong. Cassian had his side of the bond shut and yours was just still, which made Nesta uneasy.

Gwyn and Em trailed their best friend through the River House as she frantically raced to where you lay. They had tried to calm her down, but when Nesta had her mind set on something there was no deterring her.

Nesta halted when she saw Cassian being comforted by Azriel. He felt her presence, turning to see her angry and distraught face. “Nes,” he started, cut off by Nesta raising a slender hand. “What happened?” Nesta bit out.

Cassian took a deep breath, slowly striding over to his mate. Holding her shoulders Cassian looked down at Nesta. Some of her anger melting into worry. “She’s ok Nes. A broken arm, some bruises and scrapes, but that’s all.” Nesta’s eyes flutter shut as she breathes a sigh of relief. “She’s ok.” Nesta whispered back.

Wanting to give them alone time Azriel silently walked past the couple, tilting his head at Gwyn and Em to follow him.

———

After a week you were finally back on your feet. Still sore and bruised but better than before. Nesta and Cassian still haven’t stopped their hovering. They think your ribs will crack if you sigh too hard. And they won’t let you take this damn sling off. It’s very constricting.

To get a break from their mother henning you volunteered yourself for babysitting duty. Nyx wouldn’t pester you about your injuries. All the little boy is worried about his which toy he wanted to play with next. And he had plenty to pick from.

Sitting on the floor with Nyx you were playing teddy bear cafe. You were in charge of refilling tea cups while Nyx did everything else.

The little boy slumped down on the floor, his little wings drooping. “I’m bored.” Nyx huffs. “What! Ok, well how about a board game or one of the puzzles Auntie Amren got you?” You suggest. Nyx shrugs giving you a small pout. He perked up, “Can we play outside?” Excitement in his tone as he bounced on his toes.

“Sure.” You needed to tire him out for nap time anyway. Nyx jetted out the door ready to run around. What you didn’t realize was that you had to run around with him.

Closing the back door behind you, you felt his little hand tap your leg. “Your it! Now you have to catch me!��� Nyx yelled, running as fast as his little legs would go. You sigh, holding your injured arm closer to your body. It’ll be fine. You just have to be careful.

After an hour of playing tag Nyx was finally getting tired. You were too. Panting, you stared down at the little guy. A smile on your face as you prepared to run after him one last time. “I’m gonna get you.” Nyx laughed as he ran right at you trying to go around you.

You let him. Then spin to chase after him. As you ran you ignored the uneven ground. You tripped over a divet, loosing your footing you tripped landing right on top of your healing arm. Biting your tongue to hold in your scream your eyes began to water.

Slowly standing Nyx runs over to you. He was bouncing on his feet, “Did I win, did I win?” You gave him a smile to hide your wince from the pain burning through your body. “Yup, you sure did pal. Let’s go inside for nap time.”

Once Nyx was settled you let yourself finally feel the pain. Your arm throbbing as you rocked back and forth on the couch, begging yourself not to cry. Removing the sling you find a new bruise spanning from your wrist to the middle of your arm. “Shit,” you murmur. A few tears escape your eyes as the front door opens.

The four file in, their conversation halting at the sight of you. You felt Nesta and Cassian’s worry through the bond. They were next to you in an instant, Nesta wiping your stray tears. Cass pulls you onto his lap, “what happened baby?”

“I was playing with Nyx in the garden and I fell.” They both coo at you. “I’ll get you a tonic for the pain.” Nesta says, pressing a kiss to your forehead. Cassian swayed you lightly taking the focus off your pain and on him. When Nesta returned you downed the tonic.

“You understand that you are not doing any strenuous activity until you’re fully healed.” Nesta said with no room for argument in her tone. You sigh, annoyed as you slump back into Cassian’s chest. “I guess,” you huff.

[sturniolosangel]

hands- chris sturniolo (18+)

masterlist

warnings: (MINORS DNI) handjob/blowjob, lots of pet names, choking, unprotected sex (plz wrap before u tap it), breeding i think, chris lowkey being a sub bc i was feeling silly, idk what else😭 also not proof read so don’t dox me pookies

summary: chris really likes readers nails.. like a little to much.

text message: orange is chris and blue is reader

i’ll be home in a little gonna go get my nails done real quick💋

okay baby see you soon i love you

i love you too chris

i was driving to the nail salon when all of the sudden i got a notification from my apple pay.

chris sturniolo sent you $100 get em orange for me mama🧡

i could’ve had a heart attack from how much he cares about me. i smiled as i parked at the nail salon.

i had just got done and i was feeling myself. i send a picture to chris of my nails in black and white so he couldn’t really see what they looked like.

thanks pretty boy you can see them when i get home i’m sure you’ll love them.

come on ma you know i hate the teasing

see you soon baby

i was on my way home and all i could think about was chris i cant believe how lucky i got with him. i turned the music up trying to drown out my thoughts. i arrive to the house i shut and locked my car an walked to the door. i opened the door to see chris on the couch he whipped his head back with a smirk as he got up and walked he’s way to me. i put my hands out for him to look and he almost moaned at the sight. “that’s not even the best part baby” i say turning my hands over so he could see the back of my nails. the back of one of my nails had a C and on the other hand one of them had the fresh love logo. “just for me ma” he questioned. “just for you chris” i replied.

he pulled me into a kiss as i smiled into it nails finding his hair tugging. he groaned out as i pulled away keeping my hands in is hair. “aren’t you needy today baby” i smiled at him. “just missed you a lot” he said putting his head in my neck as he starting leaving kisses. “that’s it?” i question as i scratch his head. “well maybe more but” before he could finish i cut him off “but.. you need my attention huh” i say lifting his head up as he nodded. “that’s all you gotta say chris” i grabbed his hand led him upstairs.

as soon as i shut the bedroom door his lips were on mine again. my hand found the end of shirt as i lifted it over his head. he looked down on me as i kissed down his shoulders to his torso. “sit” i say gently as i point to the bed, he obeys sitting down. i walk in between his legs wrapping my hand around his neck pulling him into a kiss as he moaned against my lips. i dragged my nails down his torso to his sweatpants lighty palming him. his head tilted back as i pulled away. i lowered down to my knees in front of him.

i slowly pulled off his pants and underwear. “this is what you wanted huh baby? you wanted me to get nails done so you could see them wrapped around your dick” i say taking him in my hand as i look up. “fuck.. yes that’s what i wanted ma” he struggled to get out. “such a slut for me baby” i speak as spit travels from my tongue to his dick.

“please.. i want your mouth” he said whimpering. i reply with taking him in my mouth while my nails dig into his thighs. he brings his hand to push my hair back looking down on me. my head goes down taking all of him swirling my tongue. “just like that.. fuck ma don’t stop” he gasped as i gagged on his dick. his dick twitched in my mouth as i drug my nails on his stomach. his breathe started to pick up as i bobbed my head. “shit! i’m bout to!” his own actions cutting him off this time as the liquid hit the back of my throat. he moaned as he came down from his high.

i pulled off his dick with a pop as i stood up looking at his fucked out expressing. i took off my clothes as i let him calm down. i kissed him than sat on his lap. “you gonna make me feel good baby?” i asked kiss his neck. he nodded lifting me up and bring me to the bed. i backed in to bed by the headboard as he followed me. i spread my legs for him revealing my glistening now wet pussy. he whined as he lined himself against me. “gonna make you feel so good ma.. worked so hard at work this is the least i can do” he said thrusting into me.

“fuck! chris go faster!” i almost yell out. he grips my hips pounding into me as i arch my back. i pull him down to kiss him moaning against his lips. he brings his hand up to my nipples rubbing them. i reach my hand around his neck again pulling away “gonna make me a mama for real huh? you gonna get me all round and pregnant” i speak clenching around his dick. he let out an almost pornographic moan as he spoke “fuck ma! gonna fill you with my cum you would love that being so full of me” i arched my back as i dragged my nails against his back almost breaking skin.

“shit chris! i can feel youre close too come on pretty boy come with me” i roll my eyes back as he pumping in and out of me. he’s now on top me groaning in my ear. “god i love being inside you” he whispered. that’s what got me as i came all over his dick while screaming out. he was right after me putting his whole load in me filling me up. we both came down from our highs chris starting pulling out and i whine from the lost of contact.

“i’ll be right back baby gonna clean you up than start a bath” he says out of breath. i sit there smiling processing what just happened. chris came back with a warm cloth as i could here the bath being on. he walking up to me and crawls infront of my pussy and takes his fingers shoving his come back into me. “wouldn’t want that going anywhere else” he stated as he wiped my legs down. he just had his hand for you to follow him to the bathroom “chris i cant walk come pick me up!” i said as he turned back around and picked me up.

he laid me down in the bath whilie getting in behind me. he started to wash my hair for me as i closer my eyes. “what would i do without you ma” he whispered. “chris i don’t know what i would without you baby you’re my everything” i said leaning my back against him. “can’t wait to your all big and round” he smiled as he rubbed the soap on my belly. i tit my head up and give him a kiss saying “can’t wait till i’m carrying your child”. i smiled as i looked down at my nails thanking my nail artist in my head.

[erosmutt]

POOKIE POOKIE POOKIE

OMG SO I JUST HAD THIS THOUGHT, READER GETTING JEALOUS AT DAD HAYDEN BECAUSE HE FUCKED HER MOM (OBVIOUSLY) TO HAVE HER SO THEN HE DOES IT TO HER IDKKK

OUFHAWFRIOHVPEQW98RIO

I LOVE YOU IM GOING IMSAME

lord have mercy this is such a delicious ask. i had to let it marinate, that's why it sat for so long. i need him man I NEED HIM.

cw ★ incest, dad!hayden, barely legal reader, hay is 43, use of kiddo in a sexual way, bad writing bc I'm on my phone plz bear w me 💔

"c'mon kiddo, what's the matter? you've been a brat all day." hayden sighs, large hands coming to rest on your shoulders as you pat your face dry. you shrug him off then toss the face towel off to the side, not caring where it landed. he frowns. "i didn't raise you like this, where is this coming from?"

he follows you to your room, crossing his arms and standing in front of you as you plop down on your bed, round ass jiggling with the movement, which wasn't lost on him. he crawls on top of you from behind, resting his heavy ass body on yours, making you grunt. "dad, get offa me!" you wheeze. "shush, you're fine." he grins, nuzzling his cheek against your hair. "now tell me what the problem is." oh, the way he's pressed into you...

with a heavy sigh, you settle into the bed. "i hate how she looks at you. the way she touches you, it's just.. ugh!" hayden tilts his head a bit, fingers gently toying with your tresses. "who? i don't have a mistress or anything." he chuckles. "mom!" you whine. he blinks. "baby.. you're jealous of your mom?"

"i know 's bad, okay? but i can't help it. just- she's so touchy." hayden blinks again. "she's my wife, baby. what, you upset? want me to touch you like i touch her?" he gets up off you and has you turn onto your back. you nod, arms stretched out. "yeah, please, dad." he opens your legs and puts himself between them. "yeah? wan' dad to fuck you like he fucks your mama? hips up,"

he tugs your shorts off and smiles at the sight of you having gone commando. "what a cutie," hayden murmurs, hands working to untie the drawstrings of his sweats. he takes them off and strokes his cock. "gonna make sure you're feeling good, no more being upset with mom, 'kay?" you pout, arching your back with anticipation. "I'll try..."

Hayden teases your slit with his tip before pushing in, groaning as he bottoms out. "fuck me... like mother like daughter," he chuckles before leaning down and holding your hands, lacing your fingers. "fucking you just like I do your mom, both of you 're such pretty girls."

you turn your head to look out into the hallway, and he turns your face back to him. "she's out with her friends baby, we've got the whole house to ourselves. focus on me, let dad make you feel good, kiddo."

[bindeds]

hello pookie i heard you have lucifer head canons😏, can i plz see them 🥺

YES OF COURSE POOKIE!! <3<3<3 LMK IF YOU WANT ANY OTHER CHARACTERS’ HEADCANONS! tryna expand my fandoms as much as possible too so just try your luck if you’d like <33

࣪𓏲ּ ֶָ ᝪ LUCIFER HEADCANONS!

starting off lightly with his obsession with ducks; i personally like to believe that god had his favorite angels (or high ranking ones, aka seraphims, which lucifer is theorized to have been) had each of them make one animal from scratch to place in the garden of eden, and lucifer’s contribution was the ducks. he thought they were adorable!!

i’ve made a post about this before and i’m not sure if this counts as a luci headcanon but i strongly believe lilith was modeled after lucifer. if hazbin decided to go with the popular belief that lucifer was god’s favorite and that lucifer was god’s prettiest angel then it would make sense for god to have one of the first two people to be modeled after him. lilith is associated heavily with the color purple because of the morningstar’s formal family portrait, and lucifer has purple eyelids. lilith also has blonde hair like lucifer and is slicked back in the same exact way, even going as far to have hair curled around her cheeks/jaw like him. the only real difference is that luci has short hair.

lucifer makes himself small on purpose, and for trauma related reasons. before hazbin was created we all would imagine the devil as something big and scary with a demonic voice or as a hot human guy in some other games (ahem obey me) but lucifer in hazbin is the exact opposite. he’s literally smaller than most sinners. it’s worth remembering that lucifer can not only shape shift, but it’s also an essential part to who he is considering that’s how he approached eve, plus the apple motifs. if he can shape shift, he can definitely adjust his own height too. he was also short during his time in heaven and we know this from the first few minutes of the first episode when charlie was introducing the overall premise. the other angels who were talking down to him were visibly bigger than he is. it made me think that maybe because of how belittled he felt when he was in heaven, he had purposely made himself smaller. not to mention, being god’s favorite or the prettiest gets you targets on your back. and it doesn’t help that he has ideas or a mentality that heaven doesn’t like. and his decision to stay small only grew more intense when he found out how people saw him on earth—he didn’t want to be that guy. he absolutely hates the characterization humans have of him because it’s nothing like him. so when people see him and go ‘you’re much shorter in real life’ (alastor) it doesn’t faze him in the slightest. he wants you to react that way. or, he wants you to realize that, ‘huh, the devil is nothing like i thought he was.’ because that’s the truth. he’s not. and the best and most immediate way for people to see that is if he dresses in all white, a color known to signify innocence and purity which is the exact opposite of hell, and if he’s not physically intimidating at all, like if he was small. upon your first glance at him, you’ll already know the devil is not the man you think he is. and he wants everyone to know that.

i have a fic based off of this, but because humans started calling gambling and the games related to gambling ‘the devil’s game’ (though the original game is roulette, people have come to generalize gambling as a whole to be the devil’s game) he never loses when gambling or playing a game related to gambling, even for fun or when there are no stakes involved. never loses in blackjack, poker, roulette, tables games—any game related to gambling, he’ll always win.

i can’t entirely say if lucifer has had sinner friends, but i do believe that he acquired the hyperfixation of the carnival/circus aesthetic from sinners or humans. this is because his outfit was intended to look like AND inspired by a ringmaster’s, and carnivals and circuses was an elaborate concept made by humans. it could also be possible that lucifer was the one that planted that influence in humans, however it was stated that lucifer’s punishment was that he was never to see the good of humanity, only the bad. so i’d like to think a ringmaster or an acrobat or a circus performer in general died, ended up in hell, met lucifer and told lucifer about the circus, and then he got the idea of building luluworld in hell.

alternatively, if it was the other way around, i think that he occasionally gets to experience the world through being summoned. i mean, we’ve all heard of rituals to summon the devil and whatnot, right? i think those do summon him into earth and then instead of showing up he actually just leaves to go explore what’s been happening until he has to go/he feels he’s getting weaker/the people that summoned him ‘close the portal’ etc. and then that’s where he very sneakily, in his own way, introduces the circus concept to humans.

because of his personality, i don’t believe his ring is an indicator of his current marital status. i think lucifer is a sentimental person, and he doesn’t let go of things easily. it’s entirely possible that him and lilith are through, but he just doesn’t want to remove the ring. something we fail to consider is that lucifer isn’t like any other person; if he marries someone, divorce isn’t the same for him and lilith as it is for humans. hell, when they first got together, they were literally the first beings to be genuinely in love with each other. back when the garden of eden was still being inhabited with lilith and adam, the only beings in heaven would have been god and the angels. if lilith didn’t love adam but married and had a kid with luci, that means they were the first ever beings to have ever been in love and the first ones to have had sex (unless for some reason, lilith and adam did it which i highly doubt.) now, all this to say that we may live in a world where people break up or get divorced all the time, but this is reasonably a foreign concept to lucifer because he’s only ever been in heaven, then hell, and even if he observed it in hell it would have been very briefly and from a far, 3rd person perspective. if lilith and him were basically the first people to have felt such intense feelings and closeness to one another, it would make sense that divorce or not, he would keep the ring because it serves as a reminder of a time when he felt the happiest/alive/most himself/free.

lucifer has autism + adhd! now i know this one’s loaded (and ofc i have audhd too) but hear me out; these aren’t listed in any particular order but they’re what comes to me first to last. # ONE : when charlie was talking to him about the hotel for the whole walk till the roof, and then she asked what his thoughts were, he focused on the first thing that came to mind which was something that was right in front of him—the railing. then charlie had to remind him of her initial question. # TWO : he wasn’t paying attention even when he himself was speaking, thus the infamous ‘and now, i am going to fuck you!’ and when charlie corrects him, he goes ‘wait what did i say?’ # THREE : This may just be for ‘comedy’s sake’ but when mimzy first approached him he suddenly switched up from being completely uninterested to suddenly trying to seem interested, his eye even twitching when he turns to her while his smile is visibly awkward. this particular thing reminded me of autistic masking. like. there was something about it that made me relate to it deeply. and then after she’d greeted him he went ‘charmed i’m sure.’ and he looked more relaxed despite looking uncomfortable seconds ago. like he’d gotten ‘comfortable’ with the mask. # FOUR : i feel like i don’t have to mention this but obviously, the hyperfixations with ducks and the circus theme. i don’t think i need to say more because his room literally has tubs and heaps and piles of ducks. that is a full on hyperfixation, no doubt about it. # FIVE : when charlie had asked him to help her get another meeting with heaven, he said no and was very insistent on that. but the moment she’d blended in the invitation of having him over for the purpose of getting him to agree with her, everything else was forgotten. the only thing on his mind was, ‘my daughter wants to see me!’ and it shows with his, ‘WAIT. YOU’RE. INVITING ME OVER?!’ his brain latched onto that immediately, completely forgetting the fact that charlie had only invited him to have him do something he doesn’t want to do. now i have a few more things to support this theory but i feel like this is getting long so lmk if you want an independent post on lucifer’s audhd tendencies in the show!

[prettypinkporkchop]

IM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH HOW THE WOLVES WOULD ACT IF YOU ARE ALTERNATIVE!!! (me. I am ALTERNATIVE. Grunge. Pookie.)

Here's one with Embry

I know I'm alive

Summary: Hey alternative/goth/grunge/eno pookie! Edward and Bella are getting married. Embry wants to keep you out of the chaos. How does he do that?

Warning: language, smut, Deftones Coded

Song: Beauty School - Deftones

"I watch you taste it. I see your face. And I know I'm alive. You're shooting stars. From the barrel of your eyes."

Embry grabs your wrist, making you jump and take out your earpod. You drop your attempted knitted blanket. You're trying here, lol.

"Hm?" You look at him.

"Sorry to interrupt you, babe. Sam called. Bullshit meeting with the Cullens." He smiles and then sits beside you on the bed.

"Mm. Of course. Is it about the wedding?" You snort.

"Yup. Imagine marrying a dead man." Embry chuckles and grabs onto you, biting your shoulder softly.

You squeeze into his body. "If you were dead, I'd still be with you." You look over at his face.

"I'd be with you, too.." his face lifts into a smile. "Imprint." He winks.

You giggle and shake your head. "Go to the meeting. I'll be here." You kiss his nose.

He scrunches his face and then stands up.

----

You finish cleaning the house when your phone dings. You check it.

Kim: GIRL! Apparently we are going to the wedding. I have no clue why. Time to go dress shopping I guess. Unless I wear my prom dress from senior year lol.

You: I don't wannnnaaaaaa. Lol plz help.

Kim: trust me. I know. What's that song you showed me? I wanna quote it. It's like uh.. "fuck that fuck that" corn?

You: LMFAO A FOR EFFORT. I LOVE YOU.

After a while, Embry opens the door and you stare at him with a blank face.

"I know. Come on, let's go get you a dress." He sighs.

You two go shopping and you end up getting this dress: (this what I pick but you can choose whatever)

"Do I look ugly in this?" You ask Embry as you two walk to Seth, who is standing near the cake. You adjust it a bit, pulling it down.

"Uh, uh. Shut up." He wraps an arm around you, his hand gripping your waist.

You guys make it to Seth, who's eyeing the cake.

"Hungry, kid?" Embry laughs.

"Yes, but the cake is so fancy. I'll feel bad eating it." Seth laughs.

Embry lets you go and looks towards the trees. "Jake is here." He says.

He walks toward him, leaving you next to Seth. Seth shrugs at you and then wraps his arm in yours.

"Want to find some chairs? I think it's about to start."

"Sure." You smile.

Before you two walk toward the chairs, you hear commotion in the woods. Seth keeps a hold of your arm and you quickly walk that way.

There stands Jacob and Bella. Sam is yelling at Jacob. Embry stands there with a sad face. He looks over at you and motions you to stand by him. You walk over to him and Jacob runs off.

"Sex with a vampire." He whispers in your ear.

This shocks you. How could they be so stupid? "I'm going to go find Kimmy.." You sigh.

"No, ma'am. Stay by me.after this, I'm on guard." He whispers.

----

You decide to leave the wedding with the girls. It's an awkward car ride. It's silent.

"How about we listen to something to lighten the mood." Emily says.

Kim who sits in the back beside you, turns her head to you and smiles. "Korn?" She asks.

"Let's get our anger out." Rachel in the passenger seat agrees.

"Come on, Kim. Let's try something different. Ever heard of Deftones?" You raise an eyebrow at her.

"I think Jared likes them." She says.

Emily connects your phone to Bluetooth, and you end up playing My Own Summer (Shove It). Emily is nodding her head to It. Rachel is tapping her hand on the console. Kim is dramatically head banging.

"All I understand is 'shut it shut it shut it', and that's how I feel!" She screams over the song.

You laugh and then turn your phone to her, showing her the title.

"Oh! I'll pretend it's shut it!" She laughs.

----

Embry finally makes it home. You're already comfortable in your pajamas and laying on the bed, knitting.

Pajamas: (what I envision)

Embry opens the bedroom door, and he has his hands behind his back. He's smiling mischievously.

"Uh oh, what you got?" You eye him.

"Open your hand."

You lift out both of your hands, cupping them. He leans forward and drops it.

Eyeliner!!!!

"I found it in the truck. I remember you've been looking for it." He smiles.

"Eek! Thank you, hottie!" You jump up on your knees and wrap your arms around his neck. You pull him down on top of you.

"Damn, tiger." He chuckles and kisses you.

You kiss him back softly and wrap your legs around him. Because of that, you feel him get hard. You decide to fuck with him and push yourself up against him. He growls in your mouth and grabs your sides roughly. His fingers dig deep and you know it'll bruise.

He pulls away and looks down at you. "Let's forget about everything." He whispers.

You quickly nod your head and pull him back down to kiss you. His hands reach up and pull your shirt up. You briefly pull back from his lips to take off your shirt. He reaches up and grabs your breasts, groping them roughly. You groan and move your hands down to unbutton his jeans. He lifts up, letting you do that, and throws his shirt off. You've got them unbuttoned, so he pulls them down. He lowers himself and pulls off your pants and panties.

He grabs your knees and pulls them apart. He wastes no time to lick up and down your folds. You become a moaning mess and grab onto his hair. He pushes two fingers inside of you and sucks your clit. Being his for a while now, he knows what to do to you. Once he knows that you're about to finish, he pulls away.

"UGH! Babe!" You cry out.

He responds by lining himself up to you and pushing inside.

----

You're at Emily's because everyone is trying to calm down after everything. Bella and Edward are on their honeymoon, and Jacob isn't having it. Poor guy isn't even there to hang out.

"Y/n! I need your help!" Emily calls from the bathroom.

You get up from the couch and walk in there. She's just standing there.

"Yes?"

"Can you tell me if the bathroom stinks?" She asks.

"Uh? What? It smells like.. lemons. Why did you need my help?" You say confused.

"Okay! Great! Let's go back out there."

She opens the door, and you follow her out of the bathroom and into the living room. Embry is standing up, and everyone else is sitting around. You see Rachel has her phone out recording.

"What's going on?" You ask.

Embry takes your hands and looks into your eyes. "I love you so much. I'm so happy to take care of you and have you. You are so gentle, funny, and sweet, and you're a sexy rocker." He chuckles.

Your heart pounds, and you realize what's going on. Before he even says anything else, you smile, and tears threaten to fall.

Embry smiles and takes your face in his hands. "I'm going to cry if you do." His eyes water just a tad.

He bends down on one knee and pulls out a coffin ring box. He opens the top and the prettiest ring is presented to you.

"Y/n, will you marry me?" He looks up st you, hopeful. He sniffles a bit.

"Yes." You say softly, and tears start to fall.

Everyone cheers and embry stands up, puts the ring on your finger, and then hugs you tightly.

"Oh my God, I love you." He breathes out in your neck.

"I love you, too, Embry." You rub his back.

----

"I can't believe I'm doing this." Embry laughs while the tattoo gun vibrates his chest.

You sit in the chair beside him, feeling the ink embedding in your skin.

"These are so cute. I'm jealous." The girl tattooing you says.

"My wife and I have matching tats, too. It's super fun and meaningful getting these." The guy doing Embry's says.

"I know! I'm so excited!" You squeak.

"Damn, dude. Your tattoo is... how is it healing? I'm confused." The tattoo artist asks Embry.

"I'm not sure. My other one did this, too." Embry plays it off.

"Well, at least you know it'll heal well." He smiles up at him.

You gasp in the mirror. "It's so fucking cute!" You giggle.

Embey stands next to you and observes his. "I feel badass." He snorts.

You lean up and kiss his cheek. "Thank you, baby."

----

"No! You're not going!" You scream at Embry who is trying not to cry.

"I have to! It's my duty!" He takes a step closer to you.

"No! Fuck this. You're staying here. I don't give a shit about a fucking demon baby, I don't care! You're going to die in that battle!" You scream and sob.

"Baby, I won't. I'm strong and I promise to come home-" , he reaches to grab you but you push him off.

He stands there in shock at what you did. He blinks a few times.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO FORGETTING?" You scream.

"I meant it. I didn't know this would happen."

"Embry Call. You're hurting me." You cry.

-----

You stare out blankly from the kitchen table. It's been days. You've barely functioned. You know Kim and Rachel are in the same boat. Emily has been keeping it inside, but you know she is just as afraid.

Your eyes finally move to the window, and you see it's dark out. You don't remember what time you sat down at the table. You haven't eaten.

A knock on the door startles you. It's just Emily. She's been checking on you, Kim, and Rachel. You stand up and open the door.

It's him.

He looks up from the ground, and his eyes pierce into yours. "I kept my word."

"Embry!" You scream and start crying. You jump onto him, and he holds you tightly. He kicks the door shut and brings you into the bedroom. He plops you down onto the bed and looks down at you.

"I see your face, and I know I'm alive." He quotes Deftones.

[dilftesbiggestfan]

more dante pookie hcs plz its rare to see dante stans

on it bro I’m giving u mys and diaries hcs cuz why not we gotta be more annoying like laurence stans

Mystreet:

he gets Gene gifts every Father’s Day since from his perspective he was the one who raised him alongside his mom and was the only father figure he had :,)

Has like 12 guitars (this isn’t over-exaggerating)

started dyeing his hair blue after freshman year of HS, his natural hair color is black

he was a late bloomer so he looked more feminine while the others looked masculine and were developing quickly, Nana thought he was adorable which is why she dated him also at some point Zenix thought he was a girl 💀 after 16 he started developing quickly and becoming more masculine till he finished puberty at 20

grew up in Nashville before moving to the city pdh is located in then he went to college in Spain then he moved to wherever Mystreet is (still haven’t decided but its the USA).

has a masters degree in engineering, and has a great paying job which makes it easier for him to travel a lot, he always takes Gene and his friends/family with him though, he hatessss travelling alone

ages gracefully currently he’s 34 in my rewrite and he still looks 24 same goes to gene (but Mystreet seasons 1 - 3 takes place in their early 20’s and mid 20’s; which is the past I know it’s confusing but so is my head so yeah. If ur wondering seasons 4 - 6 don’t exist and never will be canon to me :))

pretty masculine but still uses makeup and “women’s” perfume / skin care doesn’t care tho

cooks really well but he’s not the best because Laurence is and no one else can compete

when he was dating nana he learned Japanese for her and can speak around 80% of it, basically he can hold up a long conversation he can also speak other languages:

English (obviously, American accent)

French 65% Spanish (Mexican dialect cuz he’s Mexican)

(Spain dialect, he learned the European dialect first then worked his way up to Mexican dialect, he can switch between dialects easily)

he can also understand some Portuguese :)

very picky with fast food, he prefers healthy food but he does like pizza

really calm and chill (unlike his canon version) opposite to Travis who’s extremely chaotic and messy

long hair and refuses to cut it

Eventually he does dye his hair back to black in his 30s after feeling like he damaged it (thankfully he didn’t and won’t be balding like dilfte 😇)

Favourite band is Metallica

nerd when it comes to astrophysics and astronomy

only ex he’s in good terms with is nana who he dated for a while in HS before they decided to mutually split up (no he never dated Nicole I hate that ship)

MCD:

Loves wolves and tames them he treats them like puppies even though they can rip apart peoples flesh :3

is 7’2… …. ..

insanely beefed up because bro ran a village all by himself for 15 years and trained hard everyday also he canonically beat both laurence and garroth in a fight after the timeskip he’s a beast

ambidextrous and can use both arms efficiently when it comes to combat and fighting

Dilfte rarely shows his face like how Garroth used to wear his helmet back in s1? it’s like that

Extremely gentle and cautious with his wife and kids because of his size

has 7 kids including Dmitri and naoki (so 5 other kids) yeah he been busy

in s2 he’s in his early/mid 30s but in s3 of MCD and afterwards he’s in his early/mid 40s

Still madly in love with his wife and still in that honeymoon stage

Unlike Nicole he let Dmitri pick who he wanted to live with and Dmitri chose Dilfte and Nana

Wraps injured people up in his cape and carries them in it

physically very strong slightly above garroth (if we’re counting physical strength and not magic)

as intimidating as he looks he’s super sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly

likes to go on picnics with his kids and wife

Extremely supportive of his kids and very progressive (keep in mind this is the medieval ages so it was rare)

finds lizards intimidating

bisexual but he doesn’t know what it means all he knows is women and men are both hot

Moved on “quickly” from Nicole because they already were unhappy and distant before breaking up, for months he thought they’d break up the next day so he spent that time wallowing and grieving their relationship until she broke the news to him and left him alone, then he moved on with Nana 2 months later. Which isn’t even quick if we’re being historically accurate.

limits drinking and refuses drinking around any kids, not that he’d go crazy and hurt anyone but still he’s extremely cautious.

Dilfte is probably the only dad who wants his kids to surpass him in the series 💀 he’s very proud of them no matter what though

long hair he puts it up usually (balding and short haired dilfte/dante ur dead to me.)

beard

Still tried to talk to Gene using the amulet even after the incident, Gene would always listen but never respond.

thanks for fuelling the hyperfixation

[angelbambisworld]

tell us more about your au plz

I assume you're talking about Glam Metal Heart so here's some cool facts about my AU

Tagging: @peanutbutter-doodles @ravenh37 @gh0stfl0ra @spacedoutman @ladyshandioftheendless

-Angel's first enemy turned ally is Alice Cooper. During the fight, Alice is rendered unconscious and KISS is like "Okay finish the job" and Angel is like "No pls he has a wife and kids". And KISS is like "Fuck that".

And Angel turns to Gene and she's like "🥺Pookie🥺I don't wanna kill Alice Cooper🥺". And Gene is like "😡Don't 'pookie' me. 🤬Kill him!".

So Angel uses her powers to try and brainwash Alice. It doesn't work because Alice is such an evil and wicked bastard but it does make him feel like he's being burned alive. So he pretends he's been tamed and he's all like "I love you so much that I'm gonna join your side. Please dont do that again."

In reality, he's only sticking around because in all his years of shocking and rocking, he's never known anybody to possess the power of love. He wonders if Angel will continue to use her powers for good or if something will happen that causes her to become corrupted...or something like that.

But other than all of that, he doesn't give the main cast any more trouble except for when he causes chaos on the side and the gang has to intervene.

Alice has shadow powers and also those snakes he has tend to come in handy during battles.

-I once saw a meme that was like "Vince Neil is just Bret Michaels evil twin"(Or was it Bret Micheals is just Vince Neil’s evil twin? idk) so I said fuck it. In this AU, Vince and Bret are long lost twin brothers(Because it's funny)

In Bret's chapter, Angel finally sees what the frontman is hiding behind that bandana. And Bret's like "Oh no! You have uncovered my secret! For this, you must die!"

And Angel is like "Is it that serious?" and gets stabbed with a poisonous knife(Or something like that). She has approximately 24 hours to find an antidote for the poison or she'll die.

I haven't decided what kind of powers Poison should have(Besides the power of stealing so many girls' hearts back in their hair metal heyday LOL).

-As I said in a previous post, Rob Zombie and his wife Sheri end up joining the main cast at some point. While Sheri doesn't have any special powers like her husband, she can still hold her own in a fight.

-The main(And final)villain is Traci Michaelz from the 1997 bubbleglam band Peppermint Creeps. Bubbleglam was an obscure/underground music scene during the 90s where bands would take elements of glam metal(Crazy hair, crazy clothes, crazy music)and push it to the extreme. Most bands in this genre never found any commercial success. Bummer, dude!

Traci Michaelz was the drummer in his band. He died on June 17th, 2008 at the age of 34. So in my AU, he came back from the dead because he's pissed off that he died so young and that bubbleglam as a genre never took off. He has the power of hate.

And uhhhh yeah those are some facts about my AU.

[sixflame438]

APPARENTLY IM BACK????????? not my writing era tho bc my creative juice leaked and now my brain is dead fry and drier than sahara dessert

WHAT IS UP YALL FEED ME UR LIFE UPDATES

bc fic updates r not enough and I'm greedy as fuk :DDD

Who the fuck r u 🤔 Who you is 🤨🫵 Who you be huh 😤 I dont even kno yo ass 😒 who tf r uuuuuu????? (Plz tell me you know what that is and i dont js look dumb)

But arent u that bitch who left me on seen/delivered 🤔 fuck r u doin in my asks?? (Im kidding come back)

Deadass thought u died i cant lie and again FROGS ARE BETTER THAN BEEEES 😤😤 But hi pookie im alive exams havent killed me just yet 😔

Big plans Cessy….😈…. BIG PLANS I TELL YOU JUST YOU WAIT. WHEN MY LAZY ASS GETS UP IM GONNA BE IN MY ACTIVE WRITER ERA. NO MORE ALMOST FINISHED DRAFTS AND NO MORE JUST IDEAS IM GONNA POST SO MUCH YOUS ARE GONNA BE SCARED FOR MY SANITY

[dollyhoon]

I miss my pookie bear @icyy-hoon plz come back home the kids miss u

[f1nniemustdie]

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO GERARD WAY !!!!!!!! plz come back pookie :'))