#pookie bear asks

[coryosmin]

pervy best friend!coryo convincing innocent!reader that if he just puts the tip in she’ll still be a virgin and that as his best friend she really needs to help him because he’s just so hard :( (i imagine that reader is always touchy with him and maybe she’s sitting in his lap or something and he gets hard…)

nsfw | mdni | fem!reader

imagining that you are coryo’s best friend and you’ve always been so touchy feely with him because that’s what you thought was normal. you always cuddled with coryo, sitting on his lap, held his hand in public. in fact, everyone thought you and coryo were dating, not best friends. coryo didn’t mind that though. not at all.

you were always so innocent and adorable to him. you’ve never been touched by another man, always saying that you wanted to save yourself for someone you love. of course, you do know about sex. you had paid attention to your sex ed courses obviously. but even so, you’ve never seen a penis, never touched one, and coryo knew you only have kissed someone. you guys were each other’s first kisses after all.

you and coryo were sat on your couch, cuddling. you were sat on his lap, your knees on either side of coryo as you laid your head on his shoulder. his arms were wrapped around you, holding you closely as the two of you were just talking about minuscule things. you would move slightly, adjusting your position or whatever when you accidentally graze coriolanus’s crotch, causing him to inhale sharply and his cock to harden.

“oh!” you exclaimed, feeling his hard on pressing against you. “sorry about that,” you blushed.

coriolanus simply smirked. “well, darling, since you caused it, it’s only fair that you make it go away,” he exclaimed, looking up at you with his pretty blue eyes. “as that’s what best friends would do.”

your eyes widened at coryo’s words. “but i-i’ve never done that sort of thing, coryo,” you said, biting your lip. “i’m still a virgin.”

coriolanus’s heart melted as he looked at how blushy and nervous you were. unable to help it, he grinding against you a bit, causing you to gasp from the friction. “mm but you caused this,” he murmured. “you’d still be a virgin if i just stuck the tip in.” coryo brought his hand up to your face caressing your cheek.

you thought about it for a moment. his logic made sense. technically, she would still be a virgin if it’s just in a little bit and not a lot. coryo always knew best, right? hesitantly, you nodded your head. “okay,” you whispered.

coriolanus smiled. “yeah?”

“yeah.”

which then he unzipped his pants, pulling his cock out. you looked down at it, eyes widening at how big it was. you couldn’t help but feel aroused at the sight of your best friend’s cock. you licked your lips, moving up slightly to lift your dress up and push your panties to the side.

coriolanus let out a hot breath as he guided his cock to your pussy, causing you both to let out small moans. the tip rubbed against your wetness, spreading it around before he eased the tip inside your hole. “you’re so wet, darling,” he murmured, looking down at your pussy.

you bit your lip, nodding your head. coryo began moving his hips, only fucking up into you with the tip of his cock. it was like teasing you. you wanted him to go deeper, wanted to feel him truly inside of you. you looked at coryo, his cheeks flushed as his eyes were fixated on your pussy to make sure he didn’t go past the tip.

you let out a small whine, easing yourself down his cock a bit more. the stretch hurt a bit but you didn’t mind it, you wanted to feel him. coriolanus let out a groan, feeling your pussy around his member. “you’re so tight,” he murmured, wrapping his arms around your waist. coriolanus continued to move his hips inside of you, his cock hitting your g-spot.

you moaned, reaching a hand to coryo’s hair. “is so good, coryo,” you said.

coriolanus continued fucking up into you, letting out his own moans. “i know, baby,” he said shakily. he looked into your eyes, bringing a hand to cup the back of your head and leaning you down to kiss him. you kissed coryo back, moving your hips in sync with his.

and soon coryo pulled away from the kiss to throw his head back in pleasure, letting out an “oh fuck, i’m gonna cum,” before cumming inside of you. you moaned at the feeling, clenching around coryo’s cock. and when he finished, he looked up at you and you looked down at him. you both were breathing heavily.

“i don’t think im a virgin anymore,” you muttered, causing coriolanus to laugh.

“i’m afraid not,” he said, caressing your hair. and when you eased off of his cock, he knew you didn’t cum.

so he definitely helped you by eating you out. teehee

[show-tunes]

YOUUUUU should draw old man leshy again!!!!! Or maybe Turbo/more evil bug King Candy ≽^•⩊•^≼

Jokes on you I did both

[bohemianblasphemy]

First, let me just say that your writing gives me LIFE 😭 If you are still taking prompts/headcanons, I just can’t help thinking about But her and afab virgin reader 😭

Like, she is in her twenties and the fact that she’s never had sex makes her feel so insecure. It somehow comes up in a joking manner while the Boys are hanging out, and she is SO embarrassed. But Butcher just fucking freezes and it makes him feel like a creepy old man but by god he is turned on 😮‍💨

He can’t stop thinking about being her first and if it actually happens or just stays in his pervy mind is up to you 🤭

oh my gosh you are so sweet thank you!!! i have had a fun time writing this, so i hope you enjoy, i may do a follow up if people want more of this 👀✨

a bottle of whiskey, the Boys and Never Have I Ever. what could possibly go wrong?

it’s 10pm at the Boys HQ, the tables and chairs are push out and all are gathered around a bottle of cheap whiskey and everyone is feeling… relaxed, as much as they really can despite what is happening around them.

“okay okay what about we play… Never Have I Ever?” Annie giggles, earning groans from Hughie and MM. “Annie, i have not played that shit since high school.” MM complains, earning a laugh from the group. “oh come on M, it’d be fun! everytime someone has done something, we take a drink. it’ll be fine, just have a bit of a laugh…” you laugh, looking around the circle. your eyes follow around the circle from Frenchie and Kimiko smiling at each other and around to butcher, who is surprisingly quiet.

“okay i will start… never have i ever been caught having sex.” Hughie states boldly, grinning over at the sour expressions of those who have been caught before, except for you. “ y/n belle you have not?” frenchie questions, capturing the attention of those around you, especially butcher.

it has been something that has been surrounding you for your whole life. sex hadnt been something that has happened to you yet - being in your 20s you saw it as something that was embarrassing despite there being nothing to be ashamed of, but you wanted it and you exactly who you wanted it with.

Butcher. he had consumed so many of your thoughts, you’ve caught yourself staring at him so many times in the office- imagining those big strong hands on you, touching every inch of your body, kissing down your neck and chest to your most sensitive areas…

“i-I haven’t… not yet, but hey let’s got next round!” you laughed nervously, keeping your head down. butchers eyes don’t leave your body, the cogs in his mind turning as his thoughts are consumed with you.

a few more questions went around the circle before it was butchers turn. “this is a stupid game why do i hav’ta do it?” he groans, a bit tipsy from the drinking. “cmon man don’t be a sour puss just fucking ask a question.” Hughie exclaims, earning a giggle from both you and Annie. butcher rolls his eyes and utters “never have i ever NOT had sex” grinning as everyone moans “that is a silly question butcher… of course we all have.” frenchie the swigs of whiskey go all around and stops in front of you, but you dont take it.

the room is quiet, all eyes on you and your face goes red with embarrassment. “y/n you’re a vir-“ Annie questions and you admit “yep i am, i know- what a shocker!” you say sarcastically and put your head in your hands, not wanting to meet the faces of everyone around you. “ oh mon amour, we need to get someone to… help you with that” Frenchie says, earning a light punch in the shoulder by kimiko.

Butcher says nothing, his eyes boring into you, drinking in the sight of your reddened cheeks. he has always had an attraction to you and found himself turned on at the thought of taking you - imagining you coating his cock with your soaking cunt and becoming undone on him for the first time. his thoughts were interrupted by you standing up saying you had to leave and rushing out of the office.

“cmon Frenchie you embarrassed her! why’d you say that?” MM questioned, Frenchie replied “maybe so then butcher can finally make a move on her instead of eye fucking her from across the room.”

[deerspherestudios]

How would Mycheal react if MC gave him a nickname like Mike?

(i love your game im SO obsessed with the green mushroom guy😞)

Funnily enough, he'd prefer it if you call him by his full name, since he has a lot of personal attachment to it.

He doesn't mind if you shorten it, nor would he correct you, but it does make him happy when you call him "Mychael" haha.

Other terms like (platonic) buddy/pal/my friend and (romantic) honey/sweetheart/my love also make him happy! Since it shows how you view him as someone close/dear to you.

[ninetwelves]

ARMANDSM!!!!!!!

[peteytheparrot]

FUCK

[nixotinix]

sometimes a family is a mentally ill disgraced district attorney turned mob boss, his wife that is still madly in love with him, their best friend that does drugs and could bench press a semi truck, their gambling addict surrogate daughter, and the dog that said daughter bullied them into getting.

[pastasilly]

treasure planet x sonic collab when???

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

hi ! whats your favorite song/artist ?

[ Canary in a Coal Mine is Robro-core. Take that however you wish :) There are more than just that one though. Maybe your audience should ask about it, if they’re so inclined ;) ]

[mostlyghostlyy]

How possessive do you think Kobble is? I think he has to be at least a bit, but like him being a more passive pining stalker it might look a little weird on him. Less telling you off and more desperate, maybe.

I think he definitely has a possessive side during a relationship. Before, he would be mostly just passive pining and stalking. When you’re finally his, he doesn't want to lose that and will take drastic measures to keep your affections.

I don't think he would ever outright tell you off in any way. Any criticism would be masked in light-hearted passive aggressive comments. Dale seems more like the type to try to be coy about things, and would prefer to sulk instead of addressing any concerns with you. Deciding instead to hint at things and hope you’ll notice. If you don't understand what he's lamenting about, it will only make his mood worse. Rough sex usually follows. He would be huge into guilt tripping. He likes the attention it affords him, even if it's negative.

Jealousy is a big component of his possessiveness. He is very sensitive to the feeling of envy. If he ever feels slighted or ignored at all while you are in someone else's company, you would never hear the end of it. His hands would be all over you, and Dale being shameless would start talking over the conversation. He commands your attention, whether you are finished or not. He will say anything to get you to leave the conversation, even if it embarasses you. Throwing a smug grin at the individual while you tote Dale off to somewhere more private.

I don't think he would be controlling enough to keep you hidden away from friends and family all the time, but he definitely wants most of your free time spent with him. And if you do have plans with anyone, he will make sure that they know you belong to him. Dale would be fixing you up with hickies, bites, bruises. Any kind of sexual related markings so they cannot be misconstrued. He does this when you go out together, making you sport a shirt that has a plunging neckline so everyone can see his trophy (you).

You would have no privacy with this man. He would always want to know where you are at all times. Even if you simply stepped outside for the mail he would be at the door, pestering you with questions when you returned. Dale is clingy, and that mixed with insecure is a toxic mix. He would need to do everything with you, and would act as if he can't function without you by his side 24/7. Dale has no boundaries, so he would expect you not to have any either. I think he would be personally offended if you ever asked for space, and might even break down in tears. Expecting you to comfort him. On this note, I think he would want to know what you’re thinking at all times. Constantly looking for validation that you’re happy and that he is secure in trusting you.

A cute little hc that i have (which is i guess only slightly possessive, but still applies) is that he NEEDS to be the one to drive you places. You need to get to work? Dale will drive you there, and pick you up. Something from the store? Dale loves errands! Meeting a friend? Dale will also be meeting the friend because he’ll transport you! You will never have to touch the wheel of a (personal) car again, because he will take you anywhere you want to go. He will not take no for an answer either.

[wallofchynax]

how i look when i'm about to post my 100th shawn michaels fic/headcanon post of the week

[coryosmin]

reader finding out coryo’s cut his hair and now she can’t pull on his pretty curls when he eats her out :(

nsfw | mdni

imagine coryo and you were friends with benefits before he went to district 12. so when he comes back and hits you up to see you, you’re shocked to see him practically BALD. “oh my god!” you said, covering your mouth with your hand. “you’re bald!” you shouted as you looked at coriolanus as he was in the doorway of your lush apartment. you were dressed in a short dress, knowing coryo would be coming over.

coriolanus couldn’t help rolling his eyes. “yes, it’s what happens when you join the peacekeepers,” he replied sarcastically.

you pouted. “but now i can’t grab your curls when you eat me out,” you said, moving to let coriolanus walk into the apartment.

coriolanus looked at you amused. “oh so the first thing you think about when your friend is finally back from the districts is having me eat you out?” he asked, quirking an eyebrow at you. he closed the door behind himself before reaching out to you, putting his hands on your hips. “such a naughty girl.”

you blushed, wrapping your arms around coriolanus’s neck. “you’ve been gone for quite some time, coryo,” you sighed. “became so needy,” you said while pouting, leaning into coriolanus.

coriolanus mock pouted in return. “have you satisfied yourself at all while i’ve been gone?” he asked in a faux sympathetic tone.

“with my fingers,” you said. “never as good as when i’m with you.”

“well then maybe i should help you, hmm?” coryo said, guiding you to the couch.

you nodded your head, taking a seat. “missed you so much, coryo,” you said, automatically spreading your legs for him.

coriolanus hummed, kneeling down in front of you. “i’m sure you did, doll,” he said, kissing your thigh. he grabbed the hem of your dress, lifting it up off of you and tossing it to the side. “you’re so beautiful,” he sighed, looking at your body. “missed your beautiful body.” he pressed kisses along your legs, bringing his hands to the hem of your panties and pulling them down, wasting absolutely no time. he took your panties off, stuffing them into his pocket.

“am so wet for you, coryo,” you murmured, looking down at your friend. really you guys only fucked, there was barely a friendship there. but ultimately, he was kinda like your friend. you went to school together your whole life.

coryo took a moment to look at your glistening pussy, admiring it. “you’re always so wet for me, doll,” coriolanus looked up at you with his blue eyes. “been thinking about you everyday.” he reached his hand up to feel your pussy, spreading the wetness before bringing his fingers to his mouth. “always tastes so good,” he sighed.

and without any further delay, coryo buried his face into your cunt, attacking your clit with his tongue. you moaned, immediately reaching to grip his hair but realizing you couldn’t grip his curls so you just place your hands on his head. you whined in a small frustration, causing coryo to chuckle against your cunt.

he sucked on your clit, causing you to moan loudly. he moved his tongue to your hole, his nose rubbing against your clit as he ate you out messily and sloppily. you closed your eyes in pleasure, throwing your head back and pushing coryo’s face against your cunt. your hands wanted to badly to grip his hair but instead, you had to paw at his buzz cut.

“please grow out your hair,” you moaned, eyes still closed in pleasure.

coriolanus didn’t reply except by gripping your hips, pressing his tongue deeper into your pussy. just like he was meant to do.

and a month later, his hair was grown out long enough for you to grip, making the both of you very happy.

[veetowervaporwave]

Everyone's always talking about Val throwing the glass in Vox's general direction and breaking his phone, but the same people are awfully quiet about the fact that Vox literally physically put his hands on Val and dragged him around by the hair (fur? fluff?) just so he could scream in his face.

[bohemianblasphemy]

Butcher has a certified Big Dick and it’s not debatable, he also likes to watch you struggle to take it all hihihi

MMMHMMMM

you cannot convince me that he isn’t a cocky motherfucker about his dick. he is big and he knows how to use it well.

i can just imagine, him absolutely teasing the shit outta you as you straddle his lap to slowly sink yourself onto him, only to struggle to fit all of him inside you. your strangled moans fill his ears and he sits up to look at you, his words tease you “look at ya, i’m almost too big f’ya, such a tight hole ya got… but i know you can take it all, my filthy slut.” he grazes his teeth along the side of your neck and nips slightly at your ear lobe. his hands grip your hips and guides you further down his cock, you gasp at his size stretching you and he chortles. “aw my baby… my cock is gonna fuckin’ ruin you and you’re gonna love every single second of it.”

[angelbambisworld]

May 10th is near~

That's right. May 10th, 2025 marks me and pookie's 3rd year anniversary. Or is it 2nd? Idk idc

Love u bbygurl😘

[narcissarina]

ANON REALLY SENT THAT WITH THEIR WHOLE ASS. NOT A SINGLE HESITATION OR THOUGHT OF “Hm. Maybe not” 😭😭😭😭

FR😭😭 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING BRO😭😭 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING TROLL ASKS

I would definitely like to ask if they ever think twice 😭😭

Edit: if anyone is asking what's the ask all about, refer to the second photo😭😭🧍‍♂️