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real and deserved
first set of fnaf ruin fanart guys we are back
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#personal#okay its so embarrassing for me but i cant poop since saturday#it hurts and yesterday night i was bleeding#and i was freaking out so i checked it out and i might ripped my poohole#what the hell i am doing now
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IM CRYING
THAT FREAKING STOMACH ACHE HAS COME TO HAUNT ME FOR THE 12TH TIME IS A ROW
IM HAVUNG TRAUMA ON THE TOILET
MY POOHOLE AND STOMACH HURTS SO BAD
IM LITERALLY HAVUNG A STOMACH LOBOTOMY
WTH DID I ATE
IM GRIPPING THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS RN
I LITERALLY HAVE MATH CLASS TO FINISH
HELP???
ITS LIKE THAT ONE STOMACH ACHE I HAD WHILE EATING A BURGER KING OREO FROSTY AND STAYED ON THE TOILET FOR 8 HOURS
WHY DO I KEEP HAVING EXPLOSIVE DIARREA IM ABOUT TO CRY IN PAIN
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This bot can suck my poohole. I had to have a debrief with myself cause of this damn AI😍💔
#character ai#ghost#konig#cod modern warfare#cod mwii#cod mw2#ai generated#konig call of duty#ghost mw2#simon ghost riley#konig mw2
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you can't even have a hairy bootyhole anymore. if you want to be near my asshole you better take it as it is you dumb fucking moron. I'd rather die than shave my buck cratt and poohole like literally I would rather get shot in the head because if I'm going to pay $$$ for some scrubbed up 21 year old to spread me and shoot lasers up my ass I've clearly lost the thread of what it means to be living breathing primate here on this planet and also Fuck Off
now that summer is upon us the absolute garbage hair removal ads I'm getting on insta are insane.
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Guess the anons are ramping up the weird horny now.
I’m just happy to bring about my duty of honest necessary distraction from the real world in these trying times,
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Instant shit from my poohole
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hi hi howdy
how does one start a blog anyways?
i suppose after this post it’s just pretending that i’ve been doing this forever and that you’re just checking in on another day/hour/ten minute’s worth of thoughts.
but for anyone scrolling back this far, here’s the rundown of the start for you.
it’s 2020. i’m currently in the middle of quarantine hell. i’m afraid to step outside my door. opening the news is its own poohole. the world is burning around me and all that i can allow myself to focus on is getting enough work done that my p.i. doesn’t get too disappointed in me during our weekly meetings.
i’m trying to learn how to use a new software, piecing together my start variables piece by piece, and facing the reality of the fact that the next several months will include me dwelling really deep into reactors - my least favorite part of the field.
i’ve been distracting myself from that pool of depression and anxiety but taking healthy breaks and working on fun things for me. my therapist seems to think it’s been working decently well. i’m just satisfied that i have new pretty projects to look at and new skills in the kitchen to flaunt. it’s depressing when you’ve consumed so much media in the past few months that even the endlessly growing world of youtube can seem boring.
one of the intrusive new project ideas i had during quarantine was to start blogging - a way to document my skill and knowledge growth and also maybe provide some useful information to people. lol. useful. oh, and to talk. i always end up writing maybe a bit too much or go on far too long about some topic i’m interested in.
instead of spending $100+ on a domain and web hosting to see if this little hobby works for me i decided to make a fresh start on ye olde favorite, tumblr. so here’s to documenting growth and trying to start and maintain a decent online ~aEsThEtIC~.
xx
-a
ps is this no caps thing a bad idea? i mean, when i’m not being professional i write like how i text my friends. i.e. this. i suppose i’ll have to roll with it and see how it goes - otherwise one day i’m going to make the switch and never acknowledge that this experiment ever happened lol.
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In a coarse world, buying triple-ply toilet paper on the black market is a radical act of self-care for your poohole
“radical softness” printed on a package of toilet paper rolls
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Súper fun today René Magritte - Le fils de l'homme . Good fun to do this after the awful week I had, away from my family that is my life, my dad left to go back to Chile and then been screw by an “poohole” that he say it was a man, the lesson is that not all man keep their word and that is not honorable and that you called another name. 😏 well, welcome to Canaries. ___________________________________________________ #lefilsdelhomme #sonofaman #roses #nothappy #laspalmas #tatuajescanarias #tatuajeslaspalmas #grancanariatattoo #badweek #whatdoesntkillyoumakesyoustronger #magrette #renemagritte #missmyfamily (at Las Palmas de Gran Canaria) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3IeHASnJD3/?igshid=1dt6139fpqykb
#lefilsdelhomme#sonofaman#roses#nothappy#laspalmas#tatuajescanarias#tatuajeslaspalmas#grancanariatattoo#badweek#whatdoesntkillyoumakesyoustronger#magrette#renemagritte#missmyfamily
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Aaaah! Hey you! Long time.... Search and Destroy for me;) Exams are killing me killing me.... But I have to Do or Die (Too soon?) Hahaha!
😂😂😂Oh you certainly know how to twist a knife! 😂😭😲Hope you are kicking those exams in the poohole! 💪👊(Vote noted!)(http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/147887250529/disclaimer-and-rules)
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