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do you have any headcanons regarding the pontiff or demon lord?
Still gotta start with the obligatory I LOVE that people are still asking about my KumoDesu Headcanons❤️ it feels like a meme but my reaction is basically “VALIDATION” every time lmao🤣
Hmmmm I don’t really think I have any for Dustin? I guess I don’t think of him much haha. I do think he is a really well done Character and I would’ve loved to expand on him raising Shinbou though! Oh though funny enough two of my favorite lines in the whole Novel involved Dustin. (Paraphrasing vol 6) Ariel’s line about “language being humanities’s strongest weapon, and Dustin wielding it exceptionally well” just the idea of language as a weapon is really good. (Also Paraphrasing vol 6) Also Mera’s absolute DESTRUCTION of Dustin with “nothing you have/can give is worth as much as what you’ve taken” like wholly shit this line changed my whole way of thinking but damn is it true. Doesn’t really apply to Dustin cause I wouldn’t call him an abuser, but there are so many cases were you have to know your abuser/person who hurt will never be able to fix you cause people who do those things aren’t worth anything.
But for Ariel I DEFINITELY have a bunch, I’ll have to see what I actually have Written down though cause I thinking about it now I CONSTANTLY FORGOT TO WRITE STUFF DOWN AHHHH!
Again MASSIVE SHIPPER BRAINROT so a lot about Ariel for me is gonna be about Shiroai x Ariel because your honor Sapphic Spiders tm. But I also have a decent amount about the found family (that has them being the Mothers of) because my god she is such a Mom to Mera, Kyouya, and Sophia like,,, the Puppet Taratects too def but like,,,, she’s just such a Mom. It’s really cute to see the gap of her giving life advice and guidance to her kids but also getting dotted on herself by Shiroai (cough cough can I add a pet peeve that’s related to wlw Ships by saying for the love of fuck let both Women in a Lesbian Relationship be Feminine? Like why does one have to take the role of the “Man” let them both wear a Wedding Dress).
So my OT3, as you know by now, is Shun x Katia x Kyouya. But my OTP is Shiroai x Ariel. Though I think I have way more introspection for my OT3 over my OTP idk why, maybe cause there is more to introspect for the OT3 while the OTP is so blunt in Canon in my Opinion? I love them both so much though, like will Ship these two Pairing till my dying breath and even after that.
Intent versus Execution: I think an important thing to keep in mind with Headcanons/Shipping is Intent versus Execution, basically there are things the Author might not have intended but do Read a certain way. Though in Headcanon/Shipping I am not against fun and you are completely allowed to like bonkers crack (as long as you don’t mistake it for Canon or force it some people like some Fanon people do). But Two things I will say with my Two Fav Ships for Kumoko (OTP Shiroai x Ariel and OT3 Shun x Katia x Kyouya) is I feel both of them may not be intended by they do strongly Read as Canon (or at least strong basis for), to me at least anyway. With Shiroai x Ariel I feel the Author probably just is attracted to women himself but because of this parts from both of their perspectives come off as really Lesbain. With Shun x Katia x Kyouya I would say “they’re weird about each other (affectionate)”. It took me a while to realize but all of them (maybe not Katia as much as Shun and Kyouya) have other friends, they may not have been as close but they did have other friends. So the fact they all single their Relationship out as something special reads as Romantic/Polyamorous leaning to me. Especially because they always mention the Three of them, as a Trio.
Ships Part 3: Also Shiroai/Kumoko x Ariel… is good stuff. The way Kumoko talks about women… is just not heterosexual lol. Her joking about how she’s in love with them (calling herself a kept man with D and all her convos with Ariel about confessing her love) and staring at boobs. Also the quick and brief description of men versus how she talks about women (how when she talks about how Mera’s “probably a catch” sounds so unsure and like how a Lesbain would describe what to look for in a man). There’s a lot to support this of how they care about each other. And how they really don’t want anything bad to happen to each other. The “I’ll accept no other ending besides one where the Demon Lord is smiling” is cute af.
Part 1 Ship Discourse: Clone Fucking vs Incest: The Grandmother Ariel and Granddaughter Shiro thing. So I could see this being a reason for people not wanting to Ship Ariel x Shiro. But I always felt they joke about this because in reality they are not related like that. All of Ariel’s “Children” are technically made with a cloning skill so they’re biologically the same. And the Egg Laying skill the Queen Taratects use does the same thing as well. So it’s not incest it’s clone fucking. ALSO Shiro remakes her body with her own magic plus her mind is a God’s Deep Fake of a High School Girl and an Average Japanese Spider.
Shiro Spider Habits (but also Ariel too): By the way Spiders don’t have vocal cords, some species can make noise by vibrating (I’m not sure what body part?) that sounds like purring (which I like to think he and Ariel do to flirt) and jumping spiders can make “music” by hitting their segments together. However these are both mating rituals. Also dancing is a form of mating ritual performed by male jumping spiders to woo a female. So basically I just wanna say Shiro not speaking much makes sense when in her past life SHE LITERALLY COULDN’T. Also I think she was probably very offended by having to learn how to dance.
Family Part 3: I think Ariel sees Guli and Sariel as her parents and Shiroai sort of sees Oka as a mom too. Also family Headcanon/Au Mera, Sophia, and Kyouya call Ariel Mom and Shiroai Mama. But I can’t decide and actually recently I’ve been like it the other way around with Shiroai as Mom and Ariel as Mama.
Family Part 4: The Demon Army can communicate completely with inhuman noises (and gestures on Shiro’s part). Kyouya can speak Goblin (which you can’t convince me doesn’t just sound like hamster noises). Mera and Sophia being vampires I like to think can make high pitched noises like bats. And Shiro and Ariel can make a purring sounds but only do that to each other as flirting (this is real, though they don’t have vocal cords certain types of spiders can make a rumbling sound like purring as a mating call).
Hmm sorry I really don’t have as much for Ariel!!! I’ll have to see if I have some more stuff to Write down (which will take a bit as I figure out how to Word stuff) so maybe I’ll add to this later we’ll see. One thing I do want to add to this with is a have a “Rating Insect/Arachnid Monster-Humanoid Designs Tier List” (that I have Posted on my DeviantArt but I need to fix some Formatting on it) and usually Characters like Ariel that only have Spiders Powers and aren’t Monster-ish (as good a Character as he is Design wise think Rui from Demon Slayer) would be a hard no for me buuuuut considering as a Series KumoDesu has had some of the BEST TIER INSECT/MONSTER DESIGN and are NOT cowards with making full Monster she gets a pass (also because I never said I wasn’t biased AF).
Anyway, thanks again BIG time for asking!!! I’m always willing to talk about my thoughts on KumoDesu because I am OBSESSED. These are crazy fun for me ❤️
(though heads up some of these might be drastically shorter than others cause I’ve gone through a decent amount of my longer already Written out ones already).
#Ask#Trash Meme#kumodesu#Kumoko#kumo desu ga nani ka#shiro x ariel#Shiroai#Ariel KumoDesu#pontiff Dustin
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keep on thinking about how ariel has lost literally everyone but gulie (who is rather distant), dustin (who is pontiff and thus distant, also mortal enemies) and potimas (potimas)
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Pontiff Dustin: Ah, it’s so good to be back at-
[ominous organ note]
Pontiff Dustin: The chill grill.
#source: that's so raven#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#pontiff dustin
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The Daily Tulip – News From Around The World
Saturday 4th November 2017
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Gyurie: What‘s the hardest thing to say?
Pontiff Dustin: I was wrong.
Ariel: I need help.
Potimas: Otorhinolaryngologist.
#source:twitter#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#gyurie#pontiff dustin#ariel#potimas#bunch of assholes#standing in a circle
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Yuri: Who is the Pontiff talking to in the bathroom? Is anyone else in there?
Sajin: Nah, he just likes giving ted talks on capitalism while he does his skincare routine.
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Dustin: One of life’s small joys is seeing a normal looking family with an extremely goth teenager trudging behind them. The Demon Lord is taking her princess of darkness out for the day.
#source: twitter#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#pontiff dustin LXI#sophia keren
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Shiro: Okay I’m trespassing in God’s domain y’all want anything?
Potimas: Immortality
Wrath: yeah can I get uhhhhhhhh apple
Felmia: A good stable non toxic family
Sophia: Her head 100%
Gyurie: My girlfriend back.
Ael: 🍖
Ariel: Steal the flame for us Prometheus
Pontiff Dustin: elitne odrede
Shiro: What the fuck does that mean.
Pontiff Dustin: God will know.
#source: tumblr#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#shiro#potimas#wrath#felmina#sophia keren#gyurie#güliediestodiez#ael#ariel#pontiff dustin LXI
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Bato: What are you writing?
Ariel: The Church wants to know what exact crimes we plan to commit. I’m letting Dustin know it’s private information.
Balto: That just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.
Ariel: Mhm.
#source: tumblr#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#balto#ariel#pontiff dustin lxi
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Guys, do you think this world has a parenting problem?
#not a quote#shiro#ariel#gyurie#güliediestodiez#potimas#pontiff dustin lxi#this was an anon request!#thank u anon 💕#sorry it took a while#all of these people are in charge of a lot of kids#none of them should be
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Pontiff Dustin: Sajin was running around on the playground and he was about to hit his head.
Pontiff Dustin: So I told him to "duck" and he quacked at me.
Pontiff Dustin: And THEN he hit his head.
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Hyrince: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Pontiff Dustin: I do have a sense of humour you know.
Hyrince: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Pontiff Dustin: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
#source: tumblr#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#pontiff dustin lxi#hyrince
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Dark Ops Commander: Father, we need to talk about your teaching methods.
Dark Ops Commander: Sajin was meant to turn in a report on ‘why government matters’. He wrote this.
Pontiff Dustin, reading: ‘It doesn’t’.
Pontiff Dustin: [proud chuckle]
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Pontiff Dustin: You really need to learn to think twice.
Sajin: Gramps, I barely think once.
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Sajin: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Pontiff Dustin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Sajin: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
#source: twitter#kumo desu ga nani ka#so i'm a spider so what#incorrect quotes#incorrect kumoko#sajin#shinobu kusama#pontiff dustin LXI
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