#polyneighbors

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Happy Valentine's day!

"Look who I found cuddling this morning"

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happy wintertimes. wdym it's not wintertimes yet

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ranking ships bc the bestie @eduardosnumerouno did it

just my pref, u dont gotta agree

Eddtord- 10/10 top tier ship, could talk for days why i love that ship tomtord- -100/10 i despise it. no hate to those who like it but i cannot with it tordmatt- 4/10 not my favourite for a few reasons but its just pref innit eddtom- 7/10 yeah, good ship its goofy /pos tommatt- 9/10 love this one its cute as hell!! eddmatt- 5/10 meh. paultryk- 8/10 yeah paultord- 10/10 i LOVE this one!! pauledd- 4/10 whatwherewhenwho? ok but its decent but i dont see it kim x katya- 10/10 canon and i love them so much kim x katya x laurel- 10/10 woah great ship PLUS an amazing characterr. jonuardo- 3/10 i dont like it tbh. markjon- 6/10 yeah fair markuardo- 7/10 i like it, especially with how marks tryna help him n stuff in beaster bunny laurel x eduardo- 6/10 yeah Eduardo x edd- 9/10 BHAHAHA YES ITS FUNNY jon x tom- 6/10 its cool :) polysworld- 6/10 makes sense its coolioz polyneighbors- 7/10 sillyyy honeyedd- 6.5/10 cute! edd x laurel- 5/10 i think its cute but eh honeyberry- 9/10 aww so cute i adore it tom x the buff guy from surf n turf wars- buff/10 tomuardo- 30/10. need i say more?

honourable mention : torimatilda- 8.5/10 i love it alot more than tordmatt as ellsworld seems to be pretty diff

anyways thats the list. tw if u hate opinions

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Ah yes. Ship opinions cuz why tf not

TomTord - 4/10 ermmmm no. I don't like it because of Legacy. But I really like their 2004, 2005 and EDE! Versions!! (For those versions, maybe 8/10!)

TordMatt - 2/10 I can't see it sorry. Also bc of Legacy LOL

TordEdd - 6/10 not bad! I don't really like Edd ships but this one kinda rocks

EddMatt - 6/10 I prefer it as queer-platonic... But not bad!

TomMatt - 8/10 yes!! The sillies!! :33

TomEdd - -1000/10 HELL NO. It makes me hella uncomfortable and I hate it with a burning passion. Specific artists and toxic shippers made me hate that thing so much. Sorry but I CAN'T STAND IT /neg

Polyworld - 5/10 not too fond of it

Now, the neighbors:

Eduarjon - 0/10 nuh uh

MarkJon - hmmm 4/10 not that bad

Markuardo - 4/10 also not bad

Polyneighbors - 5/10 meh

Any ship between neighbors and the main ones: 6/10 (I really like Tomuardo tho! I personally think it's way better than TomEdd lol but that's just my opinion don't mind me)

Eduarel (Eduardo x Laurel) - 6/10 kinda like them!! They rock

Now, the girls

ToriEll - 6/10 mhm!

TamTori - 8/10 I kinda like it

TamTilda - 7/10 yup!!

TamEll - 2/10 nop. Nuh uh

ToriTilda - 3/10 mehhhh

EllTilda - 6/10 not bad!!

PolyEllsworld - 5/10 not that bad

Any ship between Ellsworld x Eddsworld - 3/10 mehhhhh

Now, other people:

Kim x Katya - 10/10 my girls!!! :D

Kim x Katya x Laurel - didn't know this was a thing 8/10 sounds cute!!

And now, the ones that are my fucking favs:

2trenchcoat (2004 Tord x Guy with Hockey Mask) - 100/10 YES YES MY BABIES!! IDC IF THEY NEVER INTERACTED I LOVE THEM /POS

DeliveryMask (Delivery Guy x Guy with Hockey Mask) - 7/10 kinda like it!!

BobTord (2004 Tord x Loud Bob) - 9/10 hell yeah /pos

As you guys can see, I have a TERRIBLE taste in ships LOL

Might update this if I remember of more ships lol ofc u don't need to agree with me! (specially on my TomEdd opinion) just don't attack me or any other person and it should be fine lol that's all bye

[eddsworldbish420]

Ok it's your turn

Markduardo headcannons

10 favourites

10 least favourites

10 most used

FAVORITES

1 Eduardo and Mark would stick with eachother till death and even after

2 mark is the main person who can calm him down when he's downright ready to murder

3 hight difference but Eduardo always big spoons

4 they equally care for eachother, and yet still battle out who cares most

5 they do stupid things just to be little gremlins together

6 Eduardo flies mark to the store and helps him shop because of fun dead

7 Mark brings Eduardo everywhere as much as he can

8 they have movie nights often

9 Eduardo messes with Mark with pranks and in turn mark attacks him with love of some sort

10 they call doguardo their son and treat him like a prince and make a perfect little family

LEAST FAVORITES

1 mark being a twink femboy and Eduardo being a scary big masculine man

2 Eduardo abusing Mark

3 mark getting tired of Eduardos grieving

4 mark flat out ditching Eduardo

5 Eduardo locking mark out completely and not even offering him a chance to help

6 Mark not even helping

7 Eduardo making mark a slave and guilt tripping him and gaslightling

8 harmful intimacy life

That's all I can think of for that plus the ones you said

MOST USED

Uh I didn't really think of this one, so I'm just saying the stuff you said..

And one that isn't technically makuardo but it is and it's not really used anymore

Polyneighbors but they abuse jon and treat him like a pet or when Eduardo is the alpha keeping the other two on collars

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putting this in it’s own post bc the og one was gettin long

Tagged by @o0jaywolf0o

Relationship Status: uh single but probably not for long ^^;;

Favorite color: purple!!

Lipstick or Chapstick: lipstick!

Last song listened to: to the blade by everything everything

Last Movie: the road to el dorado

Top 3 favorite characters: Tom, Okuyasu, & Delsin

Top 3 ships: Tomatt, Tordedd, & polyneighbors

Books and Manga: fam i literally dont read

Top 5 musicals: i’ve only seen grease lmaO

tagging @chchibi @ewpilotz @ghostitobi & who ever wants in on this

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tagged by @harpoonzz !

Relationship Status: taken by the amazing @mirrorsomy

Favorite color: red!

Lipstick or Chapstick: mm chapstick i think

Last song listened to: woke the fuck up by jon bellion

Last Movie: boss baby ahsbjdhbsjdbsd

Top 3 favorite characters: um. paul, patryck, matt ??

Top 3 ships: tordmatt, poly neighbors, poly edds group

Books and Manga: its a funny story, we are the ants, thi s one book idont remember the name of but it was gay, grey willson grey willson, what my mother doesnt know, one of those hideous books where the mother dies, hold me closer: the tiny cooper story, a lot mmore

Top 5 musicals: dear evan hansen, heathers, grease, hairspray, in the heights, spring awakening, i want to get into be more chill !!!

tagging @mirrorsomy @i-miss-my-90gb @youareyoubutwhoareyou and anyone else who wants to do this !!!! id probbaly tag all my mutuals but itd get long ahbdsjbds

[whyareyoureyesblack]

*SCREECHES* WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TATTLE ON ME FOR NEXT. THE FACE THAT WE'VE GOT POLYNEIGHBORS GOING?..... fuck

Did you say

Polyneighbours

Where is this all happening-

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sorry ell but we cant let ellsworld x eddsworld become popular again. we should let eduardo x todd become popular again (its neighbor tord x edd cmon guys PLE

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so about the neighbors in fnf

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glad to see markuardo content running rampant bc i have had them brainrot since december and there was hardly any content of them then

the only neighbor x neighbor popular ship was rlly jonuardo,!which isn't a bad thing, im a polyneighbor enthusiast, but sometimes i just wanted a little markuardo yk

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best ship?

polyneighbors next question

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a, m, and v for the ask thing!! :]

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

I like our polyneighbors a lot it's fun as long as certain boundaries are placed!!

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

I'll hand it to you me x eduardo shippers. yall are persistent and when it's portrayed right it's good

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

Twobuki (DR), KyoSaya (PMMM), Polyninja (Ninjago)

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3 6 and 9 for the eddsworld themed questions

3. Zanta Claws or Zombeh Attack?

I adore Zanta Claws but I'll have to say Zombeh Attack. Those were the first ones I rewatched when the hyperfixation came back and that was a good choice

6. Favorite ship? (If not into shipping, favorite au?)

I love polyneighbors (all 4 together) !!! If we r talking just monogamous tho Markuardo........ it is gradually getting more canon content and I'm thriving

I'll say my favorite AU too and lemme say my personal DDLC au that goes w the Ellsworld neighbors..... ahgk it's so fun to think about. I refuse to draw it tho. for now

9. What's your LEAST favorite Eddisode?

Dudette Next Door leaves a bad taste in my mouth as a lesbian

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Now I can't stop thinking of Jenny by Studio Killers

yeah that's one of the reasons i call her jenny now; bc one of the covers reminds me of ellsworld polyneighbors!! bc the violins (i hc her to play violin) and the two different singers,,,, iugjggggogjgi i love that one cover

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Jon?

ik u said wrong blog but i kind of wanna do this anyway if that's ok

favorite thing about them

the way he and i are very similar in some aspects

least favorite thing about them

uhhhh he's dead i guess

favorite line

"ghosts? spirits? sounds like you bozos have been watching too many-" bc irony lolz

brOTP

him n matt

OTP

polyneighbors (all 4 together)

nOTP

i'm fine w it as long as it's legal

random headcanon

his special interests are christmas and cryptids 👍‼️ also he collects bottles tho i stole that hc from a mutual

unpopular opinion

(why is this an unpopular opinion) he's an asshole and not a child and . he's a whole adult stop treating him like a kid or a sweet little uwu bean

song i associate with them

would drop a playlist but i don't have enough songs so i'll just say hydrangea by lonepi and move on