#honeyedd

[marmalade004]

welcome back marmalade fandom

[faultycal-culator]

hey guys

i ran out of ideas SO IM TELLING MY OPINION ON EDDSWORLD SHIPS

let’s get right into it :3

tomtord : i hate this ship with a burning passion i cant stand it. i mean no offense to whoever ships it but like.. do NOT try and ‘change my mind’ like nuh uh im not listening!!! eddmatt : its a nice ship im pretty fond of it but people normally ship this so they can ship tomtord along with it sooo… err… i like it though its nice :) eddtord : it works IT WORKS GUYS it makes way more sense than tomtord or like the other tord ships tomatt : come on y’all we got a comic strip about it it’s technically canon (im lying to myself) polysworld : honestly?? i like it poly neighbors (i have NO clue what the ship name is) : i like it too tbh its silly

eddtom : honestly this is nice its funny too mattord : ive seen a lot of this which is surprising actually! not the best ship,, not the worst ship,, dont think it would work out though paultryk : yeah paultord : this exists??? i mean go off kim x katya : literally i love them sm canon LITERALLY <3 kim x katya x LAUREL? : i can see it, i can see it, hearing y’all out honeyedd : it seems sweet i like it jonuardo?? any of the neighbors ships : i like most of them they have much potential laurel x eduardo: is quite sweet but shes fucking dead EDD x laurel : not a homewrecker (yes he probably is) honeyberry?? : they seem aww i like it tom x buff?? : it would be pretty funny tbh… hearing y’all out EDD AND EDUARDO????? : PAHAHAHAHA THAY WOULD BE HILARIOUS TBH and now the obvious best one/j : Tomuardo

guys hear me out please hear me out plea

[tokachithewarrior2]

I don't know how this situación build but if edd and his future self for honey xD

[kinaaistired]

Honey realizes something (?)

(I think it's the fact she has a specific type)

[xaiquyn]

Honeycola is now my new otp

I've had otp's in the past but this is the first ship I out loud squealed at

I sounded like a fuckin pterodactyl

[michaelmochaartz]

ranking ships bc the bestie @eduardosnumerouno did it

just my pref, u dont gotta agree

Eddtord- 10/10 top tier ship, could talk for days why i love that ship tomtord- -100/10 i despise it. no hate to those who like it but i cannot with it tordmatt- 4/10 not my favourite for a few reasons but its just pref innit eddtom- 7/10 yeah, good ship its goofy /pos tommatt- 9/10 love this one its cute as hell!! eddmatt- 5/10 meh. paultryk- 8/10 yeah paultord- 10/10 i LOVE this one!! pauledd- 4/10 whatwherewhenwho? ok but its decent but i dont see it kim x katya- 10/10 canon and i love them so much kim x katya x laurel- 10/10 woah great ship PLUS an amazing characterr. jonuardo- 3/10 i dont like it tbh. markjon- 6/10 yeah fair markuardo- 7/10 i like it, especially with how marks tryna help him n stuff in beaster bunny laurel x eduardo- 6/10 yeah Eduardo x edd- 9/10 BHAHAHA YES ITS FUNNY jon x tom- 6/10 its cool :) polysworld- 6/10 makes sense its coolioz polyneighbors- 7/10 sillyyy honeyedd- 6.5/10 cute! edd x laurel- 5/10 i think its cute but eh honeyberry- 9/10 aww so cute i adore it tom x the buff guy from surf n turf wars- buff/10 tomuardo- 30/10. need i say more?

honourable mention : torimatilda- 8.5/10 i love it alot more than tordmatt as ellsworld seems to be pretty diff

anyways thats the list. tw if u hate opinions

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another day of solitude.   she’s  thankful.  this is what she wanted, what she  asked  for. so many days at sea trying to find her family, and when she finally reunites, it all goes to  shit.  he was there, but then he wasn’t.  celia had invited them into her home,  welcomed  them, but there turned out to be something more  sadistic  with that woman. alicia remembers being in the back of the truck, watching as the place  burned, and looking at what celia had created of her brother, who quickly faded into the darkness.  he’s  one of them  (  in his mind  ),  he walks among them. she lost him  again.  she can never sleep when she’s waiting for someone to come home.

       various scenes of the past play through her mind as she perseveres through the large department store she’s found.  she’s somewhat  distracted, but alert enough to know when something’s moving.  so far?  silence.  eyes scan over the shelves as fingers file through, grocery basket handles tucked over her arm, quickly gaining  weight  as she piles things inside. this place was nearly untouched.  it was odd, it was  off   --  but she doesn’t care. she needs the food, the resources  --  it’s some kind of  sam’s club  or something because they’ve got  everything.  it will take her weeks to go through all of this and bring it back, and there’s no telling if someone will catch whiff of the expeditions and beat her to the chase some time.  which is why, today, she takes everything that’s of true  value  that she can carry, and leaves the rest in a basket in the bathroom of the store in a stall.

she’s found a  lollipop  --  a rare commodity in this day and age.  it’s been  happily  unwrapped and popped into her mouth, and she  glows  with a smile as she exits, trekking back to the jeep. never turn your back,  that’s something she has yet to learn. she’s getting everything situated, nestling the basket up by the seat on the floor of the passenger side, and she hears a  crack. immediately, she’s stood upright ;  she pulls her rifle up into position, resting against her chin and shoulder, and she side steps a few feet from the car.  nothing.  she’s put the lollipop down for the sake of correct aim, and eyes are now looking down the sights. she extends her arm after a moment, knocking on the door of the vehicle. if it’s dead, it will come ; if it’s  living  it will most likely stay  put.   moments pass and she’s left with more of what she began with:  solitude.  ❝  just leave,  ❞   is what she begins with, finger over the trigger,  ❝  i don’t want any trouble. ❞  there’s a brief moment where the world  stands still,  and she’s standing on  edge.  something isn’t right.  ❝  listen, i  -- ❞  a figure emerges. no snarling, no staggered walk, hands up in a surrender.   she can’t figure out  why  this person is continuing to come closer to her when they’re clearly in a surrender ; they must mean no harm, but maybe it’s some kind of facade to reel her in.  ❝  stop! ❞  she backs up, juts her leg out to kick the passenger door closed with the heel of her boot.  ❝  i’m just going to leave. like i said, i don’t want any pr--  ❞

       a small  crash  as the rifle falls from her hands to the cement.  she’s holding her hands up by her waist like she’s  begging,  and  her expression wastes no time into turning to that of a young, lost girl.  she’s  innocent  again.  it’s  him.  it doesn’t matter what she has, all that matters is  him.  she leaves all of her things, making a dash across the parking lot, jumping up into his arms with legs wound around his waist. tears are swelling, tinting his shirt a shade darker, and she will  never let go again.  she sobs out her words.

                      ❝  i thought i’d never see you again. ❞

❀  -  @mattalips …

[marmalade004]

shes here too!!

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@mattalips

[triggcrhappy-blog]

@honeyedd  ( dead girl walking - barrett wilbert weed ft ryan mccartan )

“How’d you find my address?”

[cocaiinedays-blog]

@honeyedd

“See, I’m smiling. That means I’m happy that you’re here.” It’s only a half lie, really. Dalton is happy to see her, but at the same time he’s so incredibly exhausted that he just wants a moment to be alone and take a nap. 

[apocalyptiiic]

@honeyedd

  This was the LAST fucking time she’s coming to a house party. She always hated them and tonight reminded her exactly why this will be her last one to ever take part in. Limbs move through the tight crowd trying to reach the exit as quickly as possible - she could see salvation but of course like always luck was no on her side when the tight crowd shifted and shoved her into someone and something cool running down her chest. The smell hit her nostrils and she immediately knew it was beer - having to look up a few inches to meet the gaze of who she had bumped into, she saw it was a girl which is sometimes better than an intoxicated dude,

    “I-I’m sorry! I’m so sorry, I am just really trying to get outta here and I got shoved and.. I’m sorry!” She says over the thumping music.

[promiiscs]

it’s been a long time since she’s smiled.    of course he would be the one to crack her, bring her back down to earth where she needed to be.  after the pantry, after splitting with her family -- she’s needed to find her own way to survive, her own way to  live.  just realizing it was  him  earlier in the day was enough to make her remember  who she is.  she’s brought him back to the place jake had showed her, which is now her residence, and they’ve gathered around a small fire in the garage. he always made the best margaritas.   ❝  or was i just  joking  because i’m  so  funny  --  ha, ha, ha!  ❞   she teases, a chuckle coming out of her lips so loud she has to lift her hand to cover her mouth.   think i should return the favor?  her teeth-bearing smile turns into a closed mouth one ; her expression turns to something more  serious,  and her eyes sparkle before the fire which she looks over to grab his gaze.     ❝  i would hope. ❞

CONTINUED FROM  ❀ @mattalips  .

[nofunsclub]

@honeyedd

            eyes looking up when he waited for the other to answer. he had not seen them in a long time and tonight had been rough - so he went to their house to cry out, listen to their soothing words with him not saying anything as usual. he quickly took out his phone, opening their conversation before he typed away. 

“you’re not mad right?”

[betterinthedxrk]

@honeyedd

      “I don’t think I ask for much. Just a ton of cash and a huge beach house that can write in all day. That’s gotta be part of my unalienable rights, right?”

[marmalade004]

Some of these are old but Whateva!!!! This au is fun and I wanna post it!!!!!!!