#polnareff is pepe le pew

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Stardust Crusaders animated, 1989

[rhaemaya-valwynn]

Void Walker-Nick Names- Poptart

So, just a little side note as i continue to work on chapter 1 of Void Walker, my OC Synth gives everyone she meets nicknames based on their personality and looks. Nothing derogatory or flat out cruel, but definitely pokes and jabs at who they are, like military nicknames. I’ve listed some of them for Void Walker (JJBA Stardust Crusader part) below the cut:

Jotaro- Sprinkles (looks nice, taste like shit)

Polnareff-  Pepe Le Pew (horny french skunk unable to get laid)

Joseph: Silver Fox (obviously)

Avdol: Sushi (his hair looks like sushi rolls and they're his favorite food)

Kakyoin: Soft serve (his hair shape looks like ice cream) Iggy: Little shit (I mean, that IS what he is)

The Stands all get nicknames too

Star Platinum: Purple guy (yeah, you heard me)

Magicians Red: Blaziken (the pokemon) or Kentucky Fried Chicken

Hermit Purple: Kinky (vaguely gestures to everything)

Heirophant Green: Stormtrooper (for always missing its shots)

Silver Chariot: Speedy Gonzales

The Fool:  "FLCL" (Fooly Cooly like the anime)

Though there is one nickname that stands out (hehe pun) from them all, and thats part 4 Star Platinum. Due to his change in color, Synth remarks that he looks like a pop-tart!

I mean, just look at him!

HE LOOKS LIKE A WILD BERRY POP-TART!

So, if you ever see me talking about Poptart, just know its about part 4 Star Platinum!

Also, so sorry (not sorry) to all my discord friends, as I don’t ever shut up about Poptart or Jotaro. I mean, just look at my discord’s custom status:

(this is also permission for you all to message/friend me on discord, as I’m quite active there)

[jojosbabe]

Imagine

Jean pierre polnareff

Talking like pepe le pew.

(Without the cringe of course)

Hello bébe

[kakyoinryoko]

I think that Polnareff shouldve sounded like pepe le pew

in my head he sounds like a silly cartoon horse

[silvercharict]

I WAKE TO SEEING KANA CALL POLNAREFF

PEPE LE PEW!

[jojosbabe]

GDI polnareff and his charms

Giving me an eyebrow wiggle,wink and hon hon with his sexy ass.

Who does he think he is with all that ass,double cheeked up on a friday night,hella ass?

With his sexy long and luxurious silvery hair, Sparkling steel blue eyes,and gorgeously strong jawline?

With his beautiful French accent,and low voice but soft saying nothing but sweet nothings in french,his stand chariot being all noble n shit. With his shiny damn cool ass sword n shit.

Also with his honorable good heart,chivalrous code,and hitting nearly all my marks in fictional guys i love?!

The nerve i tell you!

Pepe le pew havin ass bih. I love him.

- Me @ Me for loving too many anime husbands. But especially jojo characters.

- Also me @ me for being a tsundere ass and loving the most sweetest sweetheart to ever sweet my heart.