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various wwdits drawings. mostly from 2021. except for the guide one
#wwditsfx#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#vladislav the poker#guillermo de la cruz#the guide wwdits
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What the characters of What We Do In The Shadows do if you play with their hair HCs
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Nadja
⢠she definitely has a love hate relationship to people touching her hair
⢠shes very picky as to who can touch her hair, when they can touch her hair and where they can touch her hair !!!
⢠first ask permission !!! she will not mind if her hair is wavy or semi straight, but DO NOT TOUCH her hair if it is curly or crimped
⢠sometimes you can surprise her by massaging her head when shes tired or stressed, she wont get upset if you didnt ask permission first as she is too drained to care and too much in the moment of enjoying your fingers at her scalp
⢠her favorite thing is when shes tired and shes laid out on yours and laszlos laps, your fingers working at her scalp and his hands working at whatever tense muscle is in her body
⢠if you are her familiar, you will have to have a very special bond with her before she will let you touch her at all
⢠but if you do have a special bond with her, she will gladly accept a free hair brushing service, and let you pick her hairstyle for the day
The Guide
⢠will absolutely give you every bit of her attention if you suggest playing with her hair
⢠she rarely takes off her hat, but she will definitely take her hats off if you ever want to play with her hair
⢠they almost purr whenever you touch their hair, she loves it so much, to be with you and have your attention on her ... âĄ
⢠unlike nadja, guide doesnt care when you play with her hair, or what texture her hair is !!! please, play with her hair whenever
⢠there are times where she will slip unconscious accidently when you are massaging her scalp, shes always so busy that even a small quiet intimate moment like this will have her instantly relax
Laszlo
⢠hed act like he would have much better things to be doing than to sit in front of you and let you mess with his hair
⢠but he does enjoy it when hes upset after a house fight, the house is quiet and you curling your fingers through his hair makes him feel peaceful
⢠he would close his eyes and all you would bear is the habit of his breathing and the fireplace crackling
⢠like nadja, he cares when his hair is being played with !!!
⢠he enjoys it when you play with his hair alone with one another, but hes not quite fond of his hair being olayed with in public
⢠if you want to surprise him like nadja, gently pull his hair into a small bun whilst he is writing, and he will hum at you in gentle happiness
⢠appreciating that you care for him after seeing him struggling with his hair pooling into his face as he leans into his papers
Vladislav
⢠ugh he loves it so much it makes him feel so loved
⢠ever since the first time you asked him if you could play with his hair, he has always gone to you to do his hair for anything
⢠if you do his hair for an event and people compliment it, he gets so giddy and tells them how his " darling y/n" did his hair for him
⢠he feels so comfortable in his coffin with you snuggled up into his chest and playing with a piece of his wavy hair
⢠the fact you make a vampiric 700+ year old killer feel so precious really says something !!!
⢠hair pulling kink
Viago
⢠^__^ please !!!
⢠he will obediently sit down in front of you and put his hands in his lap if you even hint at playing with his hair
⢠one of his love languages is physical touch, receiving or giving, he will always be up for his hair being played with, or playing with your hair
⢠he will always keep a conversation going while you do anything to his hair, he loves knowing that you are the one playing with his hair
⢠his natural childish charm comes out if you decide to joke with him, and mess up his hair
⢠he cannot see himself or what his hair looks like, but he will always praise your work no matter what
Deacon
⢠please do not touch his hair, hes spent so much time styling it
⢠he has this annoying habit of just wanting to always look good, and he usually never takes anyones advice on how to look good, so hes very picky and annoying when someone touches his hair
⢠even when hes too drained to care for anything, he will simply groan in frustration if you touch his hair
⢠and if youre aggressive with his hair when youve managed to touch it? he will definitely fuss over it and will not speak to you for a couple of hours
⢠but its ok for him to touch your hair he decided so be aware of him at all times or he might ruffle your hair and laugh at you
#wwdits hcs#nadja#the guide#laszlo cravensworth#vladislav the poker#viago von dorna schmarten scheden heimburg#deacon brĂźcke#x reader
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Debate me if you like, this was choppily thrown together on canva and I'm open to criticism
But this is what we got so far
#wwdits#wwdits alignment chart#wwdits inteligence alignment#wwdits 2014#wwdits current#guillermo de la cruz#colin robinson#vladislav the poker#viago von dorna schmarten scheden heimburg#Nadja of Antipaxos#sean rinaldi#The Guide#deacon brucke#Nandor the Relentless
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Yes I love the robot fellas, they're a bit sassy which I find cute. The idea of them playing cards is kinda adorable I must admit, especially if it's like just go fish or something plain instead of the Chaotic card game. They see enough of the game during the day!
Though I like the idea of Codemasters having the robots stand in as therapists of sorts, I must admit a thought of 'the robots can hear about the going ons from all sorts of players all around and use that information to send back to Codemasters' popped up which was quite interesting I think⌠which made me think about all the robots casually flying around and catering to everyone and just caaaaaaasually being able to record/feed all that info back to Codemasters. Do I think Codemasters need random tidbits from Chaotic players? Nah. Do I think it's a funny idea regardless? Yah. I suppose most info would be useless, but it could help subtly catch kids who are trying to do something bad, like⌠well⌠blowing up rare locations perhaps??? The thought as well giving robots more personalities and even letting kids trust them enough to talk to them if they're going through troubling things, would that not help more info to spill over that they can send to Code Masters ??? Heck yeaâŚ
I like the sassiness of the robots, and I think that if the show had a reoccurring robot (say one who always happens to serve food to the main four) it could've been very cute and funny. Because the Port Court has different hubs for each Code Master and their dromes, the idea of having robots from each area having different personalities corresponding to the hub they are in could've been interesting too (perhaps they could be colour coded to the area/CM hub they're in to further indicate where in the Port Court you are?). And although it wouldn't work forever as the audience would catch on, I like the idea of subtly showing the personality type of the Code Master Tom/co could face later on by showing the robots acting out in similar but smaller ways. Crellen for example is a bit more mild and a role model type, so the robots being more mild in personality and maybe even giving advice would be a hint as to how Crellen might act in a CM match. The 'air' of a certain hub might help prep you for how you should prepare for a CM match too. Even if it's a subtle difference I think it would help to make each hub more unique and would give a good understanding of where you are in the Port Court when the animation budget doesn't allow you to have a bunch of really unique areas to show off lol. Give me more train rides when this show comes back in 13293 years!!! Sorry I got carried away but I digress! I love the robots so much⌠they are just little guysâŚ
#kyle shits out art#chaotic#chaotic cartoon#mysterybooks-world#wasn't planning on drawing chaotic robots in the dogs playing poker painting style today but things happen#and yes they'd absolutely pull pranks on Chaotic players.#long post#oh also it wouldn't work now as seasons have already gone by but robots in different roles would've been nice too.#you can have guides and tipsters and teachers and gossips (it's a full time job :/) and all sorts of fun guys
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How to get "Poker Night at the Inventory" and "Poker Night 2" in 2024
I was able to track down working (pirated) copies of both these games, since they're not available on Steam anymore. Enjoy!
Heads up before you read more: If you're one of those crazy TF2 players who wants the items, sorry dude, but you're gonna have to pay 200-300 bucks for keys (or game share with someone who might steal your account). This one's for real gamers only, who just want to play some poker with Claptrap.
Poker Night at the Inventory
This one's easy, just download the ZIP off of archive.org:
However, ONLY play the first game with this link. APPARENTLY (and be aware that I'm not tech savvy enough to verify the legitimacy of this claim) the Poker Night 2 files in the zip are from a sketchy site that's filled with malware. Don't worry, I've got a solution for that in a sec.
But for now, download the zip, extract it, move those Poker Night 1 files somewhere safe, and delete the rest. You should be able to just run the exe and it'll work!
Poker Night 2
So since the Poker Night 2 files from archive.org are sketchy, I got my copy of the game from the Google drive link in this reddit thread:
Here's the catch with this one: the readme file in it says to run the game as administrator. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND DOING THIS because this is a random Google drive link in a random reddit thread. I just ran the exe (not as administrator) and it worked fine.
Enough people in the thread have virus checked the files and attested to their safety that I'm pretty sure it's fine, and the game seems to be working fine for me personally. However, if it doesn't run for you, you MIGHT be tempted to install some of the sketchy files included in the drive download like the txt files says. Once again, I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND DOING THIS, and unfortunately I don't have a solution for you here.
Enjoy the games!
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The Write Way to Learn Poker
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5 of the Best Live Dealer Casino Games to Try in 2023
Looking for the best live dealer casino games to try in 2023? Look no further than blackjack. This classic casino game has been a favorite for decades, now, thanks to online casinos, you can play online blackjack real money with ease and from the comfort of your own home. The live dealer version of the game takes things up a notch by bringing a real-life dealer into your living room via videoâŚ
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Comprehensive Lexicon Guide for First-Time SW Fic Readers:
Flimsi/Flimsiplast = Paper
Flimsiwork/Datawork = Paperwork
Stylus = Pen
Datapad = Tablet
Comlink/Comm = Communication Device/Phone
Binders = Handcuffs
Chronometer = Clock
Spectacles = Eyeglasses
Chrono = Watch
Conservator = Refrigerator
Caf = Coffee
Nerfburger = Hamburger
Blue milk = Milk (literally blue)
Hubba chips = French Fries
Sweet roll = Doughnut
Flatcakes = Pancakes
Tabac = Tobacco
HoloNet = World Wide Web
Holovision/HoloTV = Television
Holodrama/Holovids = Movie/Videos
Holocamera/Holocam = Camera
Holomap = three-dimensional map
Holojournal = Newspaper
Holocube = Picture frame
Holotable = Projector
Holoscanner = X-ray machine
Holojournalist = Reporter
Flatholo/Holograph = Photograph
Sonic Damper = Active Noise Cancellation
Refresher/Fresher= Bathroom
Sonic Bath = Bath
Sanisteam/Sonic shower = Waterless Shower
Hydrospanner = Wrench
Hydro Flask = Water Bottle
Power Cell/Energy Cell = Batteries
Authorization Chip = Decryption key
Datatape = Disk
Datastick = Flash drive
(Personal) Com Code = Phone number
Datachip = SD Card
Synthflesh = Synthetic skin
Glowrod = Flashlight
Sparkstick = Match
Slugthrower = Gun
Slug = Bullet
Vibroblade = a blade that can vibrate at high frequencies, increasing its cutting power and penetrating ability (tactical knife)
Rangefinder = Rifle scope
Turbolaser = Cannon
Ion pike/Vibropike = Spear
Electro Staff = Stun baton
Blaster = Pistol/Rifle
Stun Blaster = similar to a Taser
Landspeeder/Airspeeder/Speeder = Car
Turbolift = Elevator
Slideramp = Escalator
Starfighter = Fighter jet
Rotorcraft = Helicopter
Hoverpack/Jetpack= Jet pack
Speeder Bike = Motorcycle
Skylane = Traffic lane
Railspeeder/Hovertrain = Train
Power Chair/Hoverchair= Wheelchair
Windscreen = Windshield
Podracing = Car racing
Dejarik = Chess
Sabacc = Poker and Blackjack combined
Galactic Rebels = Combat simulator
B'shingh = Dungeons and dragons
Jizz = Jazz music
Wailer = Singer (ie. Jizz Wailer)
Cantina = Bar or Pup
Para Sailing = Paragliding
Aurebesh = Alphabet
Credits = Money
Sleeping Pallet = Bedroll
Naming Day = Birthday
Youngling = Child
Galactic Basic Standard/ Basic = English
Medkit/Medpac = First aid kit
Hypo = Syringe
Medic/Healer = Doctor
Medcenter = Hospital
Bactapatch = Bandaid
Nanoweave = Fabric
Transparisteel = Glass
Plastifoam = Packing material
Durasteel = Steel
Plasteel = Plastic
Duracrete = Concrete
Slicer = Hacker (slicing = hacking)
Identikit = Passport
Minder = Therapist
Synthleather = Vinyl
Viewport = Window
Cooling Unit = Air-conditioning
Honeydarter = Bee
Slythmonger = Drugdealer
Spice = Drugs
Stimpill = Caffeine pill
Power Socket = Plug
Cutters = Scissors
Cycle = Day
Standard Cycle = 24h
Standard Week = 5 days
Standard Month = 35 standard days
Standard Year = approx. ten months
Tenday = literally ten days
Cigarras/Smokes = Cigarettes
Click = Kilometer or 'a moment'
Parsec = a unit of distance
Tweezers/Clanker/tin head/tinnie = Droid
Separatist = Seppie
Promise Ring = Wedding Ring
Body Glove = Jumpsuit
Slicksuit = Wet suit
Civvies = Civilian clothing
Carbonite = a metal alloy used to freeze a person in a state of hibernation
Hyperdrive = device that allows a starship to travel faster than lightspeed
Moisture vaporator = device that can extract water from the air, commonly used on tatooine
Glareshades = Sunglasses
Gasser = Gas Oven
Repulsorlift = technology that can create an anti-gravity field and is used for levitating heavy objects
Heating unit = Heater
Utility Droid = Roomba
Sunbonnet = a Clone trooper helmet
Bad Batcher = a defective Clone Trooper
Banthabrain = birdbrain/ a stupid person
Bantha fodder = waste of space/nonsense
Blast! = word of exclamation
Blasted! = s.o in anger or annoyance
Blaster-brained = dimwitted
Blaster fodder = cannon fodder
Blast off = Piss off
Brainless = Stupid
Bug/Bugger = used to refer to Geonosians
Forceforsaken = godforsaken
Full of Poodoo = full of shit
Poodoo = Shit
Kriff = Fuck
Jedi scum = derogatory term for jedi
Kark = derogatory expletive
Larty = LAAT/i gunship
Laserbrain = insult
Meat droid = derogatory term for Clone Troopers
Redrobes = Palpatines guard
Rookie/Shinie = newly recruited Trooper
Scum = insult to refer to bounty hunters/rebels
Sharpie = Sharp-witted
Sithspawn/Sithspit/Hellspawn! = expletive
Sleemo = Slimeball
Son of a bantha = insult
Wizard! = Cool
Spaced = dead
Hutt-spawn = Bastard
Karabast = exclamation of dismay
Stang = Crap
Buckethead/Bucketbrain = derogatory term for Stormtroopers
Bucket = Helmet
Nat-born = Natural Born
Roger Roger = affirmative/copy that
Droid poppers = EMP grenade
Sitrep = short for situation report
Backwater Planet = any planet that isn't part of the core system
Holocron = device that can project a three-dimensional image of a person/object and is used for communication or entertainment.
Kessel Run = a risky Operation. Commonly used as a metaphor in impossible situations.
Thermal Detonator= device that can create a powerful explosion like a grenade or bomb
Ray Shield/Energy Shield = creates a (protective) barrier
Rebreather = device that allows a person to breathe underwater or in toxic environments
Phrases:
Wild goose chase = wild bantha chase
That's bantha shit = that's bullshit
As slippery as a greased Dug = untrustworthy
Credit for your thoughts = penny for your thoughts
Cut the poodoo = cut the crap
to get your gills in a twist = get upset about something
Holy mother of meteors = holy mother of god
Oh my skies/ Oh my stars = exclamation of surprise
Stars' end! = exclamation of disbelief
What in the blue blazes = exclamation
When Geonosis freezes over/When it snows on tatooine = extremely unlikely
Who pissed in your power supply = who pissed you off
Blast it = damn it
By the maker = exclamation of surprise
Great karking Dragon = expression of disbelief
Lothcat got your tongue = equivalent of 'cat got your tongue?'
Sod it = expression of frustration
#shitpost incoming#I'm converting my friend into a star wars fan so I thought why not make a dictionary for every new fic reader lmao#star wars#writing star wars#star wars languages#star wars lore#im definitely missing some but these are words I've seen most commonly used in fanfic#userlumi#writing star wars fic#aurebesh#galactic basic Standard#as long as one person finds this post helpful it was worth it#youre all welcome to add to it#im stopping now coz otherwise I'mma clog the dash
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love & deepspace w ZAYNE warnings. nsfw. mdni. fem!reader. orgasm denial. lots of praise(good girl, etc). brief cockwarming. jealous and mean zayne. zayne gaslighting you into thinking youâre not fucking him good enough. sylus mention. summary. zayne gets jealous when he finds out youâve been hanging out with sylus. not much plot or build up.
authorâs note. kinda half-baked but i like the idea of zayne getting pissed off & a small reminder to us zayne to sylus converters
âSo you thought it was funny to go with Sylus on a little auction date on our night?â Zayne grimaced, his hands tight on your waist as he questioned you, his eyes staring deep into yours with his brows creased.
You fucked up. Royally.
You thought that going out with Sylus this morning was a good idea since you usually spend your nights with Zayne, knowing he would rarely ever truly be available during business hours. But what you didnât know was that Zayne would text you asking about dinner tonight. You were having so much fun with Sylus that you didnât check your phone until you two parted ways. And how you regretted doing so.
Now you were in your boyfriendâs lap, who was the most jealous, and angriest youâve seen so far in your years of knowing him.
âIt wasnât a date. And.. itâs not really our night specifically when thereâs no occasion..â you tried reasoning, a hand placed on your manâs bare chest that peeked from his loose robe. You noticed his eyes only narrowed further.
âEvery night is our night, my love,â Zayne so bluntly countered, his tone speaking in a matter-of-fact manner as if youâve broken the norm of some routine. In a way, you certainly did.
âI..â you uttered, your parted lips closing with your failed attempt to defend yourself. He quirked a brow at you once your eyes lowered, averted your gaze from his with utter guilt. Zayne almost wanted to scoff at your pitiful state but he held it in, scolding himself for finding you adorable instead.
âIâll forgive you. As always,â he finally spoke after a moment of silence he gave you to use your excuses to the fullestâthough you failed.
âBut that doesnât mean you get to leave this night unscathed, my dear,â zayneâs soothing voice added with a hint of menace, his fingers digging into the flesh of your hips further. The sharp sensation made you squirm slightly in discomfort, your eyes darting up at him briefly with a whine leaving your lips as if to garner his mercy.
âOh, please. Donât look at me like a kicked puppy,â he coldly clicked his tongue, his head tilting to the side as he stared at you with his sharp gaze. âYouâd look much better like a rabbit in heat instead.â
âFuck, baby, not like that,â he groaned, his big palms planted on your hips tightly and guiding you to ride his cock.
Everything seemed to displease him and it brought you to the brink of tears at how cruel he was being to you. Your thighs were slick with your mixed juices and your cunt was nearly overstimulated with how much he was you reposition and restart on fucking yourself on him. Despite it all, you were still so desperate, not wanting to cum until you were sure you made him feel good.
You cursed him for his excessive effort on maintaining his poker face tonight, knowing damn well your lover was fragile to intimate touches, and incredibly expressive in bed. But now he was being so cold-hearted, stoic like the man he led others to see him as.
âZayne, please, tell me you feel good already. Your cock says the opposite of your words,â you mumbled between sobs and moans, not sure if your sentence made sense as you kept on slipping your cunt up and down his thick length, feeling it throb around your velvety walls. Your hands curled to fist his robe, positioning yourself better on his lap to fuck him âbetterâ.
âMmh.. no. Not good enough,â was he grunted between his heavy breaths, his pupils clearly dilated in pleasure and his expression nearly breaking into one of need but controlling himself to maintain a displeased frown. He couldnât hide arousal entirely. He still bit his lower lip and had his eyes fixated on your bare pussy that slid down his hard cock so easily, enchanted by the sight of your nectar making his shaft wetter than the last thrust.
âWhatâs wrong? Donât tell me this is the best you can do, my love,â zayne taunted, shutting you and your whines up by roughly pulling you down onto his cock with heavy pants, low growls leaving his throat when your tits jiggled while he made you fuck him right. He gripped on your hips tighter, squeezing your flesh and making your grind onto him once he made sure his cock was fully nestled inside you, a breathless yet needy curse slipping off his tongue at the feeling of your walls clenching around him, spasming as if pleading him to continue on fucking that naughty cunt of yours so you could finally cream on his cock. As much as it tempted him, he held back, for now.
âNow? Please? Zayne..â
Your whimpers and pleas were like music to his ears, something he couldnât get enough of. He made you cockwarm his cock still, subtly making you grind into him. His lips curled a faint smirk, his narrowed eyes finally lifting to look at the mess that was your face. In a twisted way of his own, he liked that he gave the illusion that werenât fucking him properly, even though you were. God, you were.
â.. Fine,â he finally conceded with heavy breath, his hazel green eyes staring into yours with an intensity that told you werenât totally off the hook.
âIf you promise to inform me when youâre hanging out with bastards that arenât me beforehand. Can you do that for me, pretty girl?â was all he had to say to have you nodding your head continuous, your swollen lips parting to breath out a soft cry of relief when he finally began lifting your hips up, your thighs working in tandem to fuck yourself on him again like you wanted.
Zayneâs fingers moved to secure his hold on your hips further until he was practically clawing onto your skin with his frantic movements to fuck you faster. You had your nails clawing onto him as well, your heart skipping with joy when you felt his own hips bucking up into you, reciprocating your thrusts and showing some sign that he was feeling it as much you were, signs that made sure you were making him feel good too.
âYes, baby, fuckâcum for me, my good girl,â zayne encouraged, his breath hitching in his throat with his head slightly thrown back against the the backrest of the armchair now that was inching closer to his orgasm. Your name left his lips like a mantra along with praises that you long awaited for, every syllable urging you on. With a few more frenzied thrusts from both you, he finally spilled his hot seed inside you, the sensation of the warm fluid filling you up triggering your own climax that made your entire body tremble, your hands gripping onto him tightly and vice versa.
âSee? That wasnât so bad, was it?â You heard him murmur by your ear now that youâve collapsed onto him, your head rested on his shoulder. Zayneâs lips brushed against the top of your head with his arms wrapped around you in a secure embrace, his thumb rubbing your skin in soothing circular motions to calm you down.
âYou didnât even let me apologise,â your voice rumbled against his skin, your lips puffing to a pout and your brows furrowing to a playful pout.
âThatâs because I know youâll always be sorry. I donât have to convince you to,â zayne scoffed by your ear, a knowing smirk on his face as he looked down at you. He knew he didnât really have to scold you for straying. Since youâd always come back to him eventually.
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#l&ds zayne#zayne x mc#zayne x reader#zayne x y/n#zayne love and deepspace#lads zayne#love and deepspace zayne#lnds zayne#l&ds#zayne x you#l&ds x reader#l&ds smut#love and deep space smut#zayne smut#lads smut#Zayne x reader smut#dr zayne#lnd zayne#Zayne x mc smut
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so you're new to portal (2007)/portal 2 (2011)
comics
required reading: lab rat and there are a couple of other, shorter official comics
turret lullaby
randolph the red-nosed turret (preserved on portalwiki)
videos
thinkwithportals.com has most of the ad shorts in one place, but not included there are
portal is free
aperture science romance safety compliance guide
perpetual testing initiative
audio
the portal 2 soundtrack is free online!
glados and cave johnson both have dota2 announcer packs
"don't say goodbye" is an unused glados song that ellen mclain WROTE
apocrypha
aperture desk job is free on steam
portal 2: the final hours is $2 and worth it
significant appearances in both poker night 2 and lego dimensions (including another glados song)
the portal ARG and potatofoolsday ARG
concept art!! (rip portal 2 art book, I will never be over you)
AND you can't forget the old aperturescience.com (archived by valve, thank god) you can look up commands to navigate it but I'd start by trying "help"
I KNOW this isn't everything, I haven't played the VR stuff and don't even know where to start with it, feel more than free to pile on
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"Wear the hat, ride the cowboy" Billy the Kid
Summary: After drawing the wrong kind of attention at the saloon, Billy comes to your rescue. Having to pretend to be his for the night, which leads to a âwear the hat, ride the cowboyâ situation ;)Â
Tags/warnings: mdni (18+), porn with no plot, angst, size kink, riding cock, overstimulation, fingering, breeding kink, creampie, unprotected sex, rough sex, dirty talk, slight knife kink
Note : This is my first time ever writing smut and I haven't edited it a lot so this should be fun. (Tell me if it's good or not pls)
tags: f!reader, smut
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Curiosity led you to the local saloon one evening, where Billy often engaged in poker games. The air inside was thick with the smoky residue of cigars, and the occasional clinking of glasses underscored the distant melody of a forlorn piano. As you pushed through the creaking doors, your presence hung in the air, drawing the gaze of rough patrons whose eyes bore into you with a kind of familiarity you had never known. Unaccustomed to the bold gazes and suggestive comments that swirled around you like a threatening storm, you sought refuge at the bar. A man behind it was taking someoneâs order.
You looked around, your eyes finally found Billy's familiar frame, surrounded by a haze of cigarette smoke, engaged in a high-stakes poker game.
âHello, darlinâ,â a drunken man stumbled toward you.
âHello, sir,â you gave him a small smile, trying to avoid his intense stare.
He leaned against the bar to keep his balance. âCome on, darling, donât be such a prude. Talk to me.â His hand reached up, attempting to caress your face.
From afar, you saw Billy, his eyesâusually mischievous and full of lifeâmet yours with a fleeting recognition. Without uttering a word, he rose from his chair, his cowboy boots echoing a heavy cadence on the worn wooden floor.
The drunken man's intrusive advances persisted, his slurred words creating an uncomfortable tension. "Donât play hard to get, honey. I can show you a good time," he insisted, his hand becoming more insistent. Ignoring the drunkard, you turned back to the bar, hoping for intervention. The man persisted, his persistence turning aggressive. As his hand encroached upon your personal space, a shadow fell over you.Â
Billy's presence loomed, his gaze colder than the steel of his revolver. Without a word, he grabbed the man's hand, his grip firm and unyielding. âLeave her alone," Billy's voice cut through the clamor of the saloon, his words echoing with a subtle menace.
The tension escalated, a palpable undercurrent surging through the room. The patrons, sensing the imminent storm, shifted uneasily. Billy's eyes held yours, a silent reassurance amid the brewing chaos. The drunk man, now confronted by the notorious gunslinger, stumbled backward, a mixture of recognition and fear contorting his expression. With a final warning glare from Billy, he slinked away into the crowd.
Billy turned towards you, his eyes softening as if to assure you that the storm had passed.Â
"What in the hell are ya doinâ here?", he murmured, his tone both gruff and concerned as he reached you, seizing your hand and guiding you to the quiet side of the room. "I needed to go out, Billy," you replied, your voice carrying a note of defiance and desperation.
He hissed, a trace of irritation etching lines across his rugged features. "You canât. You gotta go home. These people here are dangerous," he warned.
"And you donât think me leaving alone would be dangerous?" you shot back, your gaze a defiant challenge to the protective facade he wore like impenetrable armor.
"Shit," he conceded, his irritation mingling with a begrudging acceptance of your undeniable truth. "Alright, Iâm finishing up my round, and then we can go," Billy relented, his tone an admission of defeat. "But you play along with me, ok? If they donât think you're claimed, they'll see you as fair game," he said, his gaze locking onto yours with an intensity that cut through the smoky haze, demanding an unspoken oath.
âOk,â you huffed out.
He pulled you towards his table with a rough yet oddly comforting grip, a silent acknowledgment that, for a fleeting moment, you were to be sheltered from the men surrounding you as long as you stayed with him. "Wait," he murmured, his hand lingering on yours. With a swift motion, he removed his hat, worn and weathered from a life on the precipice.
You extended your hand to stop him. "Billy, you canât," you insisted, your voice barely more than a whisper, laden with the implications of his gesture. âYou know what this means.â
"Thatâs the point," he declared, his crooked grin returning like a bittersweet promise of protection. As he placed his hat on your head, it became a proclamation, an unspoken claim made before the watchful eyes of everyone present, and a promise of a heated night that lingered in the air like an unspoken secret.
"Now, câmere," he commanded, pulling you towards him as he settled into his chair, drawing you onto his lap. You bit on your lips, a mixture of anticipation and fear, the heat rising to your cheeks as the proximity between you tightened like a coiled spring. This was the first time Billy had been so close, and the magnetic pull of his presence ignited an unfamiliar fire within you.
He looked up at you as you bit your lips, his gaze a silent acknowledgment of the unspoken tension that hung thick in the air.
As he resumed his poker game, you felt his breath against your neck. "Pass me the whiskey, doll," he asked.
You leaned against the table, inadvertently pulling your hips tighter into his pelvis, sensing his hardness between you. His hands reached out against your hips, gripping you and keeping you still. "Careful," he warned against the shell of your ear, his breath raising goosebumps along your neck, a sensation that heightened the electrifying energy between you.
As you handed him the glass, he took a swig, and then, with a deliberate slowness, leaned down against the side of your neck, planting a lingering kiss. "Thank you, doll," his gravelly voice murmured, the aroma of whiskey lingering in the air.
Billy's fingers grazed lightly along your waist, sending a cascade of sensations through your body. His gaze met yours once more, a silent invitation lingering in his eyes. It was then that you became acutely aware of the speculative glances from the patrons, their curiosity fueled by the undeniable connection unfolding before them.
The weight of Billy's hat on your head felt like both a shield and a beacon, marking you as his amidst the prying eyes of the saloon.
The night passed on and as the final hand of poker concluded, Billy rose from his seat, still holding you close. "Wrapping it up for the night, boys. See ya tomorrow," he declared, his voice a mix of weariness and determination.
He grabbed your hand, guiding you out with a certain urgency. The saloon doors swung open, thrusting you back into the harsh glow of moonlight. As you stopped in front of his horse, he turned around and said, "What the hell were you thinking, coming here alone? You know how they treat women here."
His words cut through the night air, a mixture of concern and frustration etched on his rugged features. The distant sounds of revelry from the saloon formed a dissonant backdrop to the charged atmosphere between you.
You met his gaze, a swirl of emotions reflecting in his eyes. "I just wanted to have one free night, Billy. Just one," you replied, your voice carrying a note of desperation. Billy's jaw clenched, a silent acknowledgment of the dangers lurking in the shadows. "This ain't the place for that, especially not for someone like you," he muttered, his grip on your hand tightening as if to emphasize the point.
The weight of his words hung in the air, and for a moment, the world seemed to stand still. The moonlight cast shadows across his face, revealing the hardened resolve etched into his expression. "I can't have you wandering into places like this, doll," he continued, a trace of vulnerability underlying his gruff tone. "It's too damn dangerous."
Billy sighed, a heavy exhale that seemed to release the tension in the air. "Let's get you home," he said, his voice softened. With a final glance back at the saloon, you moved towards his horse. As you approached, he placed his hands on your hips, lifting you onto the horse with a gentle yet firm touch. You instinctively grabbed his forearm for support, your eyes locking in a shared moment of intimacy.Â
The ride home was a silent journey through the cool night air, the rhythmic hooves of the horse creating a steady cadence. You sat in front of Billy, the warmth of his body enveloping you, his strong arms encircling your waist as you traversed the dimly lit trails.Â
As the horse navigated the uneven terrain, Billy's embrace tightened slightly, offering both stability and reassurance. His chin rested on your shoulder, his warm breath tickling your neck, and in that intimate proximity, the weight of your unspoken desires lingered like an invisible thread weaving through the darkness.
Arriving at your doorstep, Billy helped you dismount, his touch lingering for a moment longer than necessary. Your eyes met, a complex tapestry of emotions woven between you. He spoke, his words a whisper carried away by the night breeze, "Be more careful, doll. This world ain't kind, especially to those with a heart as tender as yours." He placed his hand against your cheek, caressing it lovingly.
"Billy," you responded, the ache in your voice carrying a mixture of gratitude and longing. He placed a loving kiss on your forehead, his touch a hushed plea for silence. "Go to sleep, doll. I'll come by tomorrow morning," he whispered, giving you a kiss on the forehead, turning away.
"Billy, wait," an urgency surged within you, desperate to find a reason for him to stay. You took off your hat, intending to return it to him, a feeble attempt to anchor him in the moment. âKeep it. I prefer it on you,â he remarked, a bittersweet acknowledgment that stirred emotions too complex to unravel.
Locked in a gaze that spoke volumes, you inched toward him, a silent plea lingering in the air. As your fingers tightened around the hat, a palpable tension filled the space between you. His intense blue eyes held yours, revealing a tumult of unspoken struggles and desires. Your gaze shifted to his lipsâslightly chapped yet irresistibly inviting.Â
Closing the distance, you reached him, and, without hesitation, pressed your lips against his. The kiss was a desperate plea, an attempt to convey the emotions that words couldn't capture.
Billy's initial surprise melted into a shared passion, and for a moment, the world around you faded. His arms encircled you, pulling you close as if trying to etch the moment into his memory. As the intensity deepened, you let go of the hat, your hands finding their way to his jaw, pulling him even closer. He tasted your soft lips and felt your warm skin. He pulled away slightly, breath mingling with yours, lips lingering, an anguished pause in the silent night.
"Fuck, doll," he groaned, your foreheads leaning against one another, his hands gripping the fabric on your waist. You looked up into his eyes, witnessing the inner battle reflected in his gaze as he grappled with the decision to restrain himself or not.
You approached your lips to his cheek, giving him a slight peck, when you heard him whisper, "Fuck it." His lips crashed to yours, hungry, hot, and demanding, stealing your breath in a heated rush. His hand came up, cupping your jaw, angling your head to deepen the kiss as he slicked his tongue inside your mouth.
âCome, letâs go inside, yeah?â He asked. You nodded at him, as he gave you a quick kiss, ushering you inside, âgood girl.â And in an instant, heâs moving toward you, wrapping his arms around your body and pressing you to his chest. You press your lips to his and moan at the taste of Whiskey. His tongue slides over yours in slow strokes that make your cheeks warm, but itâs when his teeth nip at your bottom lip that a whine escapes.Â
His rough, calloused hands drop to the cusp of your neck, gripping your hair just tight enough to make you hiss. You arch into his touch as he starts to explore your body, mapping out every dip and curve.Â
âBilly- Please⌠do something.â He moans a response into your neck as his lips slip down to leave love bites along the column of your throat.Â
Eager to feel you, Billy tried to pull at the strings of your corset, but to no avail. It was too complicated to remove in the dark, and with the emotions aptly blinding him, Billy had no patience to try.
In the dark, you heard a flick of a knife, and you felt a cold tip of the blade against your skin before Billyâs voice comforted you, âBe a good girl and donât move, ok?â
A rip ran through the air as Billy sliced your corset in half from the back. You stayed perfectly still, trusting him completely to cut the clothing off of you without harming you at all. The moment Billy had cut your corset, he dropped it to the floor and pulled your top off with it.
He immediately lets his hands drop to your breasts, nipples already pebbling from the cool air. He pinches and pulls at them for only a moment before heâs trailing kisses down your stomach.
Bilily stops just above your hip bones, âMay I?â he asks, blue eyes peering up at you. âYes. Billy, please.â You beg him, voice thick with desperation. He chuckles and then rubs his hand over your throbbing clit. He slides one, then two thick fingers into your dripping pussy. A whimper bubbles from your swollen lips as he pulls back to spit on your heat. His fingers curl, digits stretching and scissoring inside you. Your head feels like itâs spinning, arousal leaking from your cunt and down Billyâs fingers.Â
Your hips are unable to escape his assault on your g-spot when he pins you down, and you let out a moan you hardly recognize as your own. âShit, youâre so wet.â His teeth catch his bottom lip as he smiles down at your fucked-out form.Â
Billyâs hand never slows, even as he grinds his palm into your poor clit. You cum not long after, waves of pleasure crashing over and drowning you in euphoria. Your body is trembling as you come back to Earth and Billy is there, watching you from between your thighs. He places a kiss on your sensitive clit before he stands back up, towering over you.Â
âPlease. Fuck me, Billy.â You say through heavy breaths. He feels his head spin at the sound of your voice.Â
âWhatever you want, doll.âÂ
Billy lays you across the couch and crawls over you, leaning back to release his aching cock from the confines of his pants. Saliva pools in your mouth at the sight of him, pre-cum drips from his flushed, red tip.
He fists his cock at the sight of you below him, lips parted and breasts heaving. Billy leans his body over yours, trapping you between him and the cushions below you. You can feel the muscle covering his torso press against your tummy. He ruts his cock through your pussy, the head catching on your clit deliciously. You both moan at the feeling and link your fingers together.Â
âFuck, youâre so perfect. Iâm gonna make you all mineâ, Billy coos down at you, searching your face for any hesitance. You nod at him, earning you a keen smile and a quick kiss. âItâs gonna hurt, doll, Iâm sorry.â Squeezing his hand, you hold your breath when he lines himself up with your entrance.
You gasp when his tip slips into you, already feeling like heâs split you in two. Salty tears start to well in your lash line at the burn of Billyâs cock stretching you out for the first time. Heâs much bigger than you anticipated and you dig your nails into his skin.Â
âI know, I know. Just breathe.â He tries his best to comfort you, gritting his teeth at the feeling of your cunt around him. His heart stings at the sight of you crying for reasons other than pleasure, but he canât help it when his hips buck, pushing himself another inch deeper.
Billy knows he should feel guilty for liking the way you screw your eyes shut, the way your cunt flutters around him even though heâd worked you open already. Heâs not even halfway inside you and your legs are trembling around his waist while he holds himself back from pushing in balls-deep. He canât help but feel a sense of pride swell in his chest at the effect he has on your body.Â
Billyâs hand leaves yours and drops to your clit, rubbing tight circles with his thumb. Your mouth opens into an âOâ shape and your sloppy cunt grants him another inch. He can feel the velvet of your walls drawing him deeper, euphoria building in your veins. With every circle drawn, Billy pushes in further and further until heâs finally buried to the hilt. He stills for a moment, letting your cock-drunk mind play catchup with your body. âIâm gonna move, is that ok, doll?â
He pulls out, making you whine at the empty sensation, then, heâs driving his hips forward again. You loop your arms around his neck as he attacks your insides. Any words you have die on your tongue as Billy sets a rough, passionate pace. His tan skin, covered in old and new scars, feels slick against yours as his cock splits your mind in half. You can feel Billy everywhere, you can taste him, touch him, smell him, see him. Heâs completely overwhelmed your senses and given you nothing to think about other than him.
The air around you is humid and thick, the scent of sex swimming through it. Billy slips in and out of you with ease, the clear strings of your slick and his pre-cum coat your pussy lips like a gloss. You let your gaze fall on him, watching how his brows furrow with concentration while he molds your insides into the shape of him.
Billy lifts your hips in the air to get an angle that allows him to hit even deeper, pumping his cock into you so hard that the air is forced from your lungs. Thereâs no one else you could want, no one else who could ever make you feel like this.Â
âShit Billy. Iâm so close.â You moan, a familiar warmth starting to coil in your tummy. He nods and slots his lips against yours for one final kiss. His tongue explores your mouth as his dick strikes your g-spot, sending you headfirst into bliss. You cum hard as every nerve in your body is set aflame. His hot, sticky cum floods your walls and leaks from around his cock.Â
Silence lies thick in the air aside from your heavy breathing and the soft kisses you share. Billy leans back to peer down at where youâre connected and shakes his head at you.Â
He picks you up and places you over his hips, leaning you back. âCanât waste this, doll.â He tuts at you, gathering the cum leaking from your abused pussy on his tip and pushing it back in. Throwing an arm behind his head, a fucked-out grin crosses his features as you sink down on his cock, letting him rub against your most sensitive spots. A strangled moan sounds in the back of your throat as he slowly pushes back into the deepest parts of your cunt.
His tongue darts out to lick the sweat off of his cupidâs bow, large hands moving to slide down your hips to grab at the fat of your ass. He guides you up and down on him as you babble and cry.
âIâve got you, doll.â His words send a shiver down your spine and you brace yourself on his broad shoulders. Your cunt flutters around him, âFuck Billyâ-â you cry out.
Billy groans at the sight of a white ring around his shaft, made from a mixture of his and your cum. âSo tight⌠taking me so fuckinâ well.â He bucks his hips, tip grazing your g-spot just right, just enough to make your eyes roll up into your head. âCâmon, doll.â
He leans forward to press a kiss to your forehead, then captures your lips with his. He swallows every moan and hiccup as he pounds into you, only slowing when you clench impossibly tighter around him. Stars are dancing in your vision and pleasure is burning in your veins. You hear him swear again, he lets his head fall back onto the cushions and plants his boots flat on the floor. You nearly scream as he fucks back up into you. Heâs growling something in your ear, but his words sound so far away.Â
âCum on my cock, doll. Câmon, do it. Do it for me.â Billy babbles in your ear as he loses his rhythm, now just slamming his hips into yours with all the force he could muster. Your arms are clinging to his neck and he has you trapped against him. White, hot pleasure hits you like a ton of bricks as you squirm on Billyâs lap. His teeth sink into your shoulder as he pumps his hot, sticky cum into your womb.Â
He lays back on the couch, letting you rest against his chest. With a tender touch, he leaned down, pressing a soft kiss on the top of your hair. His lips lingered for a moment. As he pulled back, his fingers began to stroke your hair slowly, each caress a testament to the unspoken passion that simmered between you.
âFrom now on, that hat stays on you, doll. Let everyone in town see you belong to me."
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the poker guide
Did you know that Poker is played on an international level? A card game that is being enjoyed in every country with the same enthusiasm. Way back in the 16th century, the Germans mastered a game called âPochenâ. It was otherwise known as the bluffing card game. This game was further developed by the French and played by the name of âPoqueâ, which then travelled all the way to New Orleans, where people spent their time playing it on the riverboats https://www.the-poker-guide.com/ .
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Matchmaking Mina
Fluff
Soshiro Hoshina x gn!reader
Your kind-hearted captain has taken it upon herself to stoke the flames of love between you and Soshiro!
Warnings: none
Captain Mina Ashiro may act aloof, but she wasnât blind. Anyone in the Third Division could see that you and Soshiro were the perfect match for each other. If neither of you were going to make the first move, it was only right that she, as your trusted leader, guided you in the right direction. Only, of course, after assessing the situation to make sure you two really did like one another.
*Click*
Her phone captured a snapshot of you at lunch one day, laughing at something Kafka had said. Your head was thrown back and your eyes were creased with joyâyou looked positively radiant. Mina made her way to Soshiroâs office, eager to begin her investigation.
âCaptain,â Soshiro saluted, âto what do i owe the pleasure?â
âJust stopping by. Checking on the status of your report from last week.â
âItâs almost done. Iâve been hard at work,â Soshiro grinned, sticking his pointer fingers out.
Heâs in a pleasant mood. Letâs see if that changes.
âGood. I also came to show you a new picture of Bakko from the other day.â
It was a plausible excuse; Soshiro was a fan of cats as well and Mina was known for subjecting her friends and subordinates to monologues about how cute Bakko was. The vice captain was now standing by her side, peering over her shoulder at the phone in her hand.
âHere it isâoops! Wrong picture.â
Your picture was the one currently being displayed and from her peripheral vision, she saw Soshiro gulp ever so slightly, his eyes opened a bit wider. She was in no hurry, taking her time to slide her finger over the screen to the âcorrectâ photo.
âSorry about that. It was a cute photo, though, wasnât it? Didnât y/n look nice?â
âHuh? Yeah. I mean, sure,â he mumbled, the tips of his ears a rosy hue.
Now for the real test.
âIâd never seen her laugh so hard, but I guess thatâs what happens when youâre around Kafka, right?â
There was an immediate shift of mood in the room, tension filling the open space like a dam had burst. Soshiro had gone from blushing to bloodthirsty in a millisecond and Mina was thankful sheâd been blessed with a poker face or else sheâd be bursting in laughter at his very apparent jealousy.
âIf youâll excuse me, Captain, I should finish this report.â
Soshiro saluted her again before sitting at his desk and Mina took her leave.
Well, that was informative.
Now she knew that Soshiro definitely harbored a crush for you and a hatred for Hibino. As she walked down the empty hallway, she let a small smile grace her lips.
She loved love.
Mina did the exact same experiment to you a few days later. As a fellow cat enthusiast, you were very excited at the prospect of seeing new Bakko content, quickly taking a seat next to your captain. This time around, she had managed to take an extremely flattering picture of Soshiro during training. He was standing outside, slightly flushed from the previous physical exertion, with one hand on his hip and the other pushing his hair out of his face.
Maybe if I ever retire Iâll become a photographer.
ââŚand thereâs Bakko-oops. Not this.â
Your mouth was partially agape and she spied how you couldnât tear your gaze away from the man on the screen. His tight fitting shirt hugged every curve of every muscle. His physique and pose were reminiscent of a model youâd see on a billboard in downtown Tokyo or on a runway in Paris.
âT-thatâs a great picture you got of Vice Captain,â you breathed out in awe. âHe looks so⌠hot.â
âIf youâre into that sort of look, sure,â she answered.
âI definitely am,â you said dreamily, clearing your throat with embarrassment when you realized you said that out loud. âI mean, yeah. If someone was⌠hypothetically, like⌠into that sort of⌠thing.â
Mission 100% accomplished; theyâre very much into each other.
Next up was the hard part of figuring out how to get confessions from the two of you without meddling too much. Thatâs why she was hoping todayâs training, with you being partnered with Kafka, would be enough to stir up those same feelings and visceral reactions you both had while looking at the photos of each other not that long ago. So far, it was working splendidly. Kafka would say or do something ridiculous, causing you to howl with laughter and Soshiro to shoot Kafka a burning glare that could rival the intensity of a wildfire. Meanwhile, Soshiro would take his frustration out on the sparring training dummies, in turn leaving you dumbstruck at the way he moved so majestically and remained the most handsome man on earth, even in a state of sweaty exhaustion. When training was finally over, Mina couldnât slow the buildup of anticipation deep inside her, eager to see the lovebirds admit their feelings, or at the very least, converse with each other. Neither of those things happened; you and Soshiro didnât even exchange eye contact before going your separate ways.
Mina frowned. Didnât she plant the seeds of attraction, water the foundations of a relationship, nurture the-
Looking back, I guess I didnât do all that much.
âL/n.â
You turned around immediately at the sound of your captainâs voice, saluting as the dark haired woman approached you. You had just finished showering after a grueling day of exercise and were on your way to your room to get some much needed rest
âCome with me, please.â
âRight now?â you asked incredulously, eyes raking over the cat pajamas you were sporting. âShould I change into my uniform really quick?â
âNo need,â she replied, âitâll only be a moment:â
âAlright then.â
You were thoroughly confused but who were you to question your captain? You followed behind her dutifully, like a child following their mother to the kitchen for a glass of warm milk after a nightmare. Your eyebrows knit in confusion as she brought you into Soshiroâs office. He, too, had just showered, but he had changed into a fresh tracksuit, presumably because he never stopped working.
âCaptain! What can I do for⌠you?â Soshiro faltered when he saw you peek out from behind Mina.
âIâm horribly underdressed for whateverâs happening. I sincerely apologize,â you said, bowing your head as to not meet his eyes. You werenât that far below Soshiroâs rank, being a Platoon Leader, but you didnât want your superior seeing you in such a state of disarray with your wet hair and casual attire in the office. Soshiro, on the other hand, didnât seem to mind at all.
âY/n! I didnât see you back there at first. I like your pajamas, cats are always a good choice.â His fanged smile brought you a sense of comfort,
âThank you.â
You two wouldâve gotten lost in each otherâs eyes if it werenât for Mina reminding you she was still there.
âLet me explain whatâs going on. Y/n, Soshiro likes you. Soshiro, y/n likes you.â
It was so silent you could hear a pin drop from across the base. You and Soshiro broke eye contact at breakneck speed, becoming self conscious and wary.
Mina was confused. Weird. Arenât they supposed to kiss or something, like how it happens in books?
âIâll leave you to it. Good night.â
Mina practically ran out of Soshiroâs office, getting hit with a whole slew of mixed emotions as she made her way to her own office. Was she wrong for getting involved in her subordinatesâ love lives? Did she somehow misread the signals you both were giving off? Was her conclusion incorrect, leading her to be labeled a fool, unfit for a leadership position? She fretted all night thinking about the lack of response you and Soshiro had about the great news. The next morning, as she got ready, she thought of all the ways she could explain her behavior and hoped this situation wouldnât lead to her getting fired (worst case scenario) or you and Soshiro feeling awkward around each other (bad case scenario). You two worked extremely well together, neutralizing kaiju with just glances and nods, no words needed, and sheâd never forgive herself for ruining such a good team.
Mina fiddled with her jacket one last time before lifting her chin up and making the trek to her office to start the day. To her surprise, the door was ajar, you and Soshiro apparently waiting for her arrival.
Goodbye Third Division, hello HRâŚ
âCaptain,â you began, âSoshiro and I really appreciate what you were trying to do for us, but-â
âI overstepped my boundary,â she cut in. âIâm ashamed that I let my self control slip and I put my subordinates, the people in my care, in an uncomfortable position. I donât know if I can ever regain your trust again, but I swear that I-â
âCaptain.â
This time it was Soshiro who spoke out of turn. âMy deepest apologies for interrupting you, but you donât need to be sorry. Your intuition was correctây/n and I do like each other.â
Mins couldâve cried tears of happiness hearing that, especially knowing that her job wasnât at stake anymore, but her joy was turned to confusion when she noticed you and Soshiro share a glance, making a wordless agreement, and then both reaching into your shirtsâŚ?
She watched with curious eyes as a chain entered your grasp, previously hidden from view under your shirt, a small ring hanging down from it. Soshiro did the same, a matching ring gleaming under the fluorescent lights. It was then that the inquisitive, intelligent, intuitive captain made the connectionâ
âSoshiro and I are married,â you said, sheepishly glancing over at your husband. Now it was Minaâs turn to be deadly silent. However, you could tell she wasnât upset, she was busy comprehending everything that was revealed to her.
âWe didnât tell anyone,â explained Soshiro, âbecause we didnât want it to become an issue at work. In retrospect, we couldâve hidden it a bit better.â
He scoffed and folded his arms across his chest. âThough Kafka doesnât ever seem to get the hint.â
âBut we know we can trust you with our lives and we shouldâve at least told you. Iâm sorry for lying to you, Captain Ashiro,â you said, your head hanging low.
Thatâs when you heard the strangest sound.
Captain Mina Ashiro⌠was laughing?
âThis was an interesting turn of events,â she eventually said, catching her breath. âIt turns out I was correct, but not in the way I thought.â
She strutted over to her desk, sitting down and starting the computer. âIf thatâs all you had to report, then youâre dismissed. Itâs time to go to work.â
She looked up one last time, quirking an eyebrow. âOr are you on your honeymoon?â
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Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who, after a booze-fueled bash with the boys from Bakusquad, gets a wild idea to try something fresh with you â his precious, little girlfriend.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who engages in a slow make-out session with you, skillfully massaging your breasts, squeezing them from time to time through your t-shirt. He smirks and asks, "How about we let these extras have a taste of you?"
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who grins widely as you, super tipsy and turned on by his ministrations, enthusiastically agree with his idea, nodding your head. You're already rubbing your thighs together, feeling the warmth building between your legs.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who leaves you spread on the bed and leisurely takes a seat in a nearby chair. He watches as you play with yourself, ordering Kaminari with a commanding tone to be the first to make you feel good. The other boys are already aroused, observing your slow movements on the bed, hand slipped into your shorts, head lolling back as you pleasure yourself, all while envisioning being fucked by another guy as your boyfriend watches.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who sports a twisted grin as he watches Denki pull down your shorts and panties, tossing them aside before diving between your legs to eat your pretty little pussy out. Lapping at your folds and skillfully fingering you, Denki grinds his crotch against the bed, moaning pathetically as his cock grows hard within seconds. Your hand slips into his yellow hair, guiding him closer to your slick pussy , suffocating him with your folds.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who growls loudly at Denki, "Oi, Pikachu, fuck her already. I wanna see your cock stuffed in her."
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who grunts with anticipation as he watches Denki fucking you missionary, his movements sloppy and erratic. The yellow-haired guy is clearly intoxicated by the way your pussy clenches around his cock. Begging you to let him cum inside, you glance at Bakugo, who nods with a poker face while palming his growing erection through his pants. Kaminari grunts and comes inside you, trembling all over his body, showering you with all the praises.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who nods at Sero, and the black-haired guy doesn't need a second invitation. In the blink of an eye, he's on top of you, unbuckling his pants and engaging in a deep french kiss. Flipping you onto your stomach, you obediently follow, raising your ass up as he enters your pussy from behind, immediately setting a rough pace.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who licks his lips as he opens his fly to fish his cock from his pants. He strokes his shaft slowly, enjoying the sight of you gripping the sheets, whining loudly while Sero pounds you vigorously in a doggy style. Sero occasionally spanks your ass, rolling his head and panting like a dog in heat when your abused pussy clamps around his cock. Bakugo revels in the overwhelming sense of control and pride, feeling his chest swell with a mix of intoxicating, twisted emotions.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who grunts as Sero pulls out to finish on your ass after giving himself a few jerks. Then, Bakugo gives Kirishima a demanding glance, saying, "Come on, Eijiro, make my girl squirm on your fat cock."
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who licks his lips as he watches Kirishima join you on the bed. Kirishima touches your hips and waist gently, pecking your jawline and lips as he removes his pants. Red Riot lies flat on the bed and guides you on top of him in a reversed cowgirl position. Once his cock is stuffed into your slick, drenched pussy, he nudges you to lie flat against his chest. You oblige, stealing a brief glance at Bakugo, who is now fist-pumping his cock faster.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who can't stop growling through clenched teeth as he feels his balls tighten while he watches his best friend's cock slowly moving in and out of your pussy. The twisted position allows Kirishima to penetrate your cunny as deeply as possible. Kirishima kisses the column of your neck, fondling one of your breasts, while his balls slap hard against the curve of your ass. You also buck your hips, meeting his rhythm provocatively, whining and rubbing your clitoris viciously.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who cums hard at the same moment Kirishima does. Bakugo's cum covers his fist in a few spurts as he growls at Kaminari and Sero, commanding them to leave the room immediately. Once they comply, Bakugo gets up and walks to the bed, removing his pants. He dives between your legs, licking your clitoris and moving to your entrance where Kirishima's cock is still stuffed. Bakugo grasps Red Riot's cock and pulls it out of you, watching your juices and all the cum ooze out of your abused hole.
Dom boyfriend!Bakugo, who gives his best friend a head, moaning around Kirishima's cock. Once you roll off Kirishima and start making out with him, Bakugo finishes and moves up to kiss Kirishima slowly. The red-haired guy reciprocates the kiss, moaning passionately. After the kiss, Bakugo looks down at Red Riot and grunts, "You did so well, Eijiro. I guess you earned yourself another round. Let's make my... our girl cum again."
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