#pokenerd

[sk3l3t0n444]

i thought of this cursed creature

it is dududududududududududududududududunsparce

[lilystrations]

What’s behind legendary door #3... Rayquaza!

[fluffyspaceshark]

Yo, gay pokenerds should follow me asap.

Do it.

[epic-gamer-merch]

Pokemon Pikachu Cracks a Joke Women's Racerback Tank Top

Gotta catch ‘em all!!!

Available here:

[l1qu1dsm00th]

Remembering that one time I rambled for over an hour about how ugly certain pokemon trainers' outfits were and how cute they could've been if they were just changed in some bits and from different angles etcetera etcetera

[bengal-tigers-on-petunias]

Long time no see shiny cottonees! alr ima just put'em all out there rn

see ya soon, vileploom.

what's new, pikachu?

alola emolga!

In a while, helioptile.

hasta manana, shiny lunala.

what's up, piplup?

down on your luck, psyduck?

a pokenerd's guide to gettin' the girls p1

Are you a ducklett cuz i just swanna be wth you ;)

might make a p2 idk but i got plenty more of pokemon puns for goodbye and some for hello

if yall got any suggestions id love to hear em but nothing about doing people im a minor

welp see you later turtonators

[petrichormeraki]

some eevees!

[saphushia]

procrastinating comic work by drawing pkmn furry brothers <3 waffle (eevee kid) gets found abandoned in the dead of winter by eco (depressed looking vaporeon). eco's stuck taking him home for the night and oops he's a struggling single parent now

eco is @fr1ndl3 's ^-^

[good-call-my-young-padawan]

0k, now I want Pokemon cards

but they are like a new currency 😭😭😭

[pokemonrebirth]

Late to the Party - SV and New Announcement Thoughts

Which I shall put below the cut for those who haven't seen the Pokemon Presents video yet.

A new Pokemon Legends game?! Set in Lumiose City? Featuring ZYGARDE?

...I'm impressed at how this franchise keeps yanking me back in. ¦D

Granted, I wouldn't have played Pokemon Scarlet if not for my niece's interest. And not because I didn't think it was a good (if a bit chuggy n buggy) game, but rather that my interest had waned and time to do all things is short. But my niece really wanted to, and I had wanted to try the local co-op play feature (it was something listed in my dream Pokemon game document after all), so we finally started our combined adventure in Paldea yesterday.

And this is what I'd hoped Sword and Shield to be like.

The local co-op is so fun! You can finally go on a journey with someone else (or three someones), and it makes the experience feel more alive somehow.

Shifting between travelling and battling is also pretty seamless, rather like Legends, which I wasn't expecting and appreciate. Love the new Pokemon Center/Mart/Connectivity stops. The photo mode is entertaining and primed for plenty of silliness.

We've not even got inside the school yet because there's so much to do just...exploring. Feels good. I pretty much got my dream Pokemon game(s) in the end.

My character Antigua, and her lechonk, Erfum.

[theworstcreature]

@urmomithondotcom who is this and is this person correct??

why doesn't pokemon have POOP TYPE pokemon

[mirroredranger]

@team-mavericks continued from here

That answer was anything but encouraging. 'Buggy' could mean anything. An actual bug type? A pseudo-bug type like Lurantis or flygon? What type would that pseudo-bug be? And what about a three-mouthed black hole?! That... last one sounds so familiar, but at the same time, so, so terrifying.

[Text: G] Was buggy thin and white?

She had to rule out her encounter first.

[Text: G] And could it physically rip apart something like a zekrom?

No, that was not going to be a point she'd elaborate on.

[lilystrations]

Double post today, sorrynotsorry, here's a preview of the next legendary. I'm just finding *so* much enjoyment with these over the top colorful homages to my childhood favorites. It's just a nice feeling. When you find it, chase it.

[frostycyberneticchaos]

I just got a weird idea. Magneton is three magnemites smushed together. What if one of those three were a shiny?

[emoryvalentine14]

Do not buy from @pokenerdsstore I was an affiliate for them and made some sales and I never got my commissions! Do not buy from them! And do not become an affiliate for them!

[ask-team-misfit]

Throughout the course of their bickering, Lief had been trying to hide his chuckling each time Journey refered to Sirius as a "nerd". In fact, the two reminded him of his usual back and forths back home; particularly with Livingston.

Come to think of it, the way Sirius offered to teach Lief about the gates even sounded like the professor in question... some part of him wondered if this was how it felt to be in an alternate dimension.

Lief: "Sooo! I definitely have questions. Maybe not the ones you'd prefer, though. Like that Pink Espurr thing. That sounds spicy."

[ ID: A grayscale drawing of Lief, a hybrid of Sylveon and Ribombee, with a mono-color background. He is shown from the neck up, with his face slightly angled away from the viewer towards the left. He looks fairly casual, or otherwise relaxed. A cheeky smile, reminiscent of the ":3" emoticon, is present on his face. In addition, his mouth is open. End ID ]

Lief: "But if it's too spicy to handle at the moment, I suppose a question I do actually have is whether or not I've been the only intruder. Sounds like a lotta hard work just making the things, doesn't it? What about when you need to close 'em off? Actually, can you control where the gates even go?"

Now that he started gabbing about it, he came up with a bunch more questions; one that he was especially tempted to ask out loud was the concept of parallel universes.

Lief: "Can we talk more about these 'Universe Gates'? Sounds a bit like what I keep hearing about the fourth wall."

Wait, the what? How do you know about that-??

"I think I made those back when we were still going through the deity war," They said but seemed unsure. "I could be wrong though! That was like a bazillion years ago. I'm still pretty mad I was regenerating the whole time! I missed the funny little mortals fighting each other with their magic, that would have been so fun to watch!" The Hoopa suddenly crossed their arms in annoyance. "I still think it was pretty stupid Xerneas and Yveltal stopped the whole thing! I wanted to see some bloodshed!!" They gave an ominous grin, Sirius however was staring at them with disgust, "What in God's name is wrong with you." Journey just gave a shrug, "I dunno! Ask Arceus, They made me." "Hmmm..."

Sirius looked surprised at first, but his expression quickly shifted into a glare upon realizing he was being insulted.

"You know being a U-Gate Engineer isn't easy, Journey."

The Meowstic glared at them, they were starting to become fed up with the Hoopa's childishness. "Seriously? You're bored? Good gods, I should be teaching young and eager college students right now, Journey! Not babysitting you, an incompetent, indolent and frankly stubborn Demi-god." "But, No. Because of that and having to sit here and babysit you constantly, I must continue to be the only technician qualified enough to do work on U-gates!" He sighed, before pointing at them. "You should be very grateful I keep on top of our jobs work queue. You stupidly created thousands of these gates and didn't even think of the consequences and upkeep required to keep them--" The Hoopa cut off his rant. "Yeah, yeah. Okay."

"Oh. Okay, first name calling and now you're gaslighting me again?" He put up a paw in dismissal, Sirius looked a bit hurt by their words. "And about something I told you in complete sincerity? Really mature Journey. Stop it, I'm not stupid enough to fall for your tricks anymore. That, there, is why we have a 'No Talking' rule on repair jobs now." "Calling me a nerd is very demeaning of my efforts and I do not appreciate it." Sirius was staring daggers at the Hoopa, they however seemed disinterested in what he had to say. "Same old, same old. You're still a nerd, just with a fancy title."

Sirius turned his attention back to the Simbobeon, his irritation with the Hoopa was quick to melt away.

"It's my field of work and I take great pride in my knowledge of it. I have made many contributions to the greater knowledge and study of U-gates." He gave a cheerful smile. "I've even written various papers on them, held conferences and much more… In other words, I am considered the specialist on them. So, do your worst, If I don't know the answer I'm happy to investigate and get back to you with one."

→ Sirius happily invites any questions Lief or others may have regarding the Universe Gates, seems he'll do his best to answer anything asked about them! → Universe Gate questions will be prioritized and likely will be answered primarily in text format. Other asked questions will continue normally on the side.