Birds Of A Feather Fight Ghost Together
Danny is now a bird. No, he did not transform willingly and yes it did have something to do with Vlad's new weapon because creepy old men who have acess to advanced tech will try anything on unsuspecting teenagers these days. It's not all that bad though, he can still fight pretty good as a weird pigeon (the ghost learned very fast that sharp talons to the face were not worth it) and the only downside was his attraction to shiny things, which has only distracted him a few times (no Jazz he was not hording the fancy and shiny forks, he was just holding onto them incase he needed them for a bigger dinner later).
Anyways he was flying through the GZ on his way to either find more shiny things or peck out another ghost's eyes, he doesn't mind which comes first, when a glint caught his beady bird eyes.
"Shiny thing first it is."
As Danny flew closer he realized two things. One, the shiny thing was infact a shiny sword. Two, the shiny sword was being wielded by a child in the middle of fighting a ghost.
He quickly flew down opening his beak and produced a small coo wail that immediately popped the creature. Danny needed to figure out how the boy ended up– Wait! HE HAS FRIES!
He'll figure out that later but now he needs those fries.
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The thing about mean rivals is that like there's kinda a reason we stop having them the second the plots started getting world-ending in scope and that's because you do not have time to deal with some whiny asshole who you've beaten over and over again's shit when a space chinchilla is about to suffocate everyone in the region
Like if they're a dick to you the entire way through they quickly become all bark and no bite because narratively they're going to keep losing to you, and again progressively destroying the ego of a small child is second to whatever this year's eldritch abomination is (and if they went so far as to help the eldritch abomination it raises questions about why they're friendly enough to battle you in the post game).
So like. It's simpler if they're just nice? And have arcs where the fact that they keep losing to you is the point? Your rival isn't the final boss anymore you don't have to build up to finally being able to defeat them for good (except not really) (I guess Hau in USUM arguably but LBR the final boss is Ultra Necrozma)
Like I guess I get annoyed when people don't acknowledge there's a point to how the rivals have been handled since gen 3. You don't have to like it per se but there's a reason the rivals are like this and it's not just the devs don't want to upset little kids.
The fact that the adults care about your safety on the other hand...
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never not thinking about the parallel universe where they make cut an OK bug move in gen i rather than a shitty normal move. daring to dream of the possibility of it being not just OK but good.
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Pikachu TCG
Card GB1 version:
Card: Pikachu (SWSH Promo 234)
Pokémon Go Friend Code: 9810 1248 1517
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When I couldn’t sleep the other night, I downloaded Pokémon Go and wound up joining Team Valor. There’s a Gym within range of my bedroom that I’ve managed to overtake from evolved Pokémon twice now (I strike when their motivation’s waning). I’m following in your father’s footsteps and becoming a menace. God save anyone in this sleepy ass town who still uses this app.
😂😂😂 Good luck to you, and welcome to Team Valor! My dad approves of your tactics. If he lived any closer to a gym he’d be doing the exact same thing. He likes to go for a walk at 9 o’clock at night and kick everyone out of the gyms across the street, because that way no one will kick him back out until at least the next morning.
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Five levels to go! 😁 At least the tasks seem a bit easier this time around.
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