#pokemon alpha rika

[smallestapplin]

Alphas Larry, and Rika courting hc

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💼Larry💼

- He never thought he’d ever find love, between his jobs and just constantly working, he thought he’d never find an omega he felt he needed to court.

- Until he met you. You have such a mellow and soothing scent, it almost puts him to sleep mid meal, like he can finally rest. And you’re so kind to him, happily keeping him company when he’s not working.

- Larry grew attached, but unfortunately he didn’t know how to tell you, or even ask you out. So he turned to the internet, most answers were…less than favorable, but he did find a few he liked.

- It starts with something that’s big for Larry, sharing his food. You’ve known Larry for a while, and never once seen him share his food, or allow anyone no matter the friendship, take from his plate. He’d always get the smallest bit aggressive and defensive. So you’re stunned when you comment on how good he’s eating looks (fully intending to order some yourself) only for him to divide it up on a separate plate and give it to you.

- You don’t make a comment about it, just accept his offer and happily eat. It makes him flustered to see you so happy over it.

- Next is gifts! Larry is a very simple man, a lot of people think he’s not listening, but he is. So the next part of his courting, is buying you things for your nest, or that you can wear to bring you comfort.

- The items he gives you aren’t scented, so you’re going to need to ask him if you want his scent in your nest. He pauses when you ask though, as if trying to process it before his cheeks turn a light pink “yeah sure, I can do that.”

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👓Rika👓

- Once she realizes she’s in with you, smitten by you, and desperately wants to be your mate, nothing(except you) is stopping her from courting you. Rika is an alpha who knows what she wants, and what she wants is you.

- Rika is a little showy, making extravagant displays and getting equally as extravagant gifts for you. From giant life sized plushies, to expensive lounge clothes, Rika will make sure you have it.

- Constantly flirting and showing off how she’d make such a good alpha for you. Even gifting you items of hers that have been thoroughly scented. Your nest will be drowning in the scents of pine and teakwood.

- She does take every chance she can to join you in whatever you’re doing, always being so attentive even if it’s a topic she’s not into. And she always makes sure to use a dumb pick up line, one that has you giggling.

- She offers you a claiming gift, much like the courting gifts, this one is a smaller gift you can wear that’s covered in her scent, like a wrist band or a scarf.

- Rika nearly cries when you accept it, before covering it up with a smile and throwing an arm over your shoulders. “Don’t worry, as my omega I’ll make sure you’re well taken care of.”

- Later however, she’s screaming ‘yes! Yes! They said yes!’ In her house and cheering for herself. She loves you, she really truly does, and it just so happy she can call you her mate.

[xgoldenlatiasx]

ohhh I am Brainstorming

ok ok so infodump ahead: Arcelia is the daughter of Archie (aaaand possibly Maxie? I haven’t figured out if I want hardenshipping to be divorced or if they get together after ORAS) and grew up a member of Team Aqua. For a while there she had full confidence in her father’s plan, but then Something happens (haven’t figured out what yet) and realizes oh wait this idea is shit actually what the fuck dad. unsure of what to really do to stop her dad yet, she runs away and ends up in Littleroot. there she stumbles into Professor Birch getting chased by a wild poochyena, saves him, etc. etc. etc.

not really sure what to do with this lost child who literally just came out of the bushes and saved him one day, Birch takes her in and lets her be an assistant like Brendan is. buuut she’s not super good at it. she gets kind of fed up and restless, especially when her dad is still out there planning to FLOOD THE FUCKIN WORLD, so as a way to try and help her Birch gives her Pebble the Mudkip and sends her out on a journey. thus begins her gym challenge and her mission to save her father from himself basically.

post-ORAS Archie has to serve time and stuff so Arcelia… doesn’t really know where to go from here. and she doesn’t wanna stay in Hoenn honestly cause she’s still kinda recovering from saving the world and fighting her own dad. SO Birch tries to help and sends her to Naranja Academy in Paldea, where hopefully she can find some semblance of a normal life and learn to just be a regular kid. it’s all well meaning but it doesn’t exactly work out bc Arcelia ends up being all by herself. again.

aaaand of course that’s where she meets a certain future-ground-type-elite-4-member! Arcelia is 16 at this point but she has to start off at freshman cause of yknow, never going to school before, and Rika is 17 and a junior. Arcelia struggles because 1. this is an extremely drastic change to literally anything she’s ever had in her life before 2. sure she’s only like a year older than the rest of the kids in her grade but she’s still significantly more mentally mature than a majority of them and thus has trouble connecting with them. honestly, even if she was allowed to start off as a sophomore, that prolly wouldn’t change cause kid has literally seen shit beyond any other high schooler’s comprehension.

Rika, not knowing anything about the whole saving the world thing but can easily see Arcelia’s struggling, approaches her and offers to help her with fitting in, keeping her grades up, and stuff like that. and the rest is history! the two become extremely close, but I don’t think Arcelia would fully open up about being the hero of the Hoenn crisis just yet- she’ll vaguely mention her strained relationship with her dad and make it come off as something much more simple than “my dad was an evil team leader who tried to drown the world”, but during their school years Rika never totally understands the full weight of it.

I think once Rika graduates they have a dramatic falling out of some kind. haven’t exactly figured out the details of it yet but during this falling out Arcelia has to go back to Hoenn- probably somethin to do with her dad or with Kyogre or whatever- whatever it is she can’t tell Rika about it, which only frustrates Rika even more and creates a further rift between them. eventually Arcelia just leaves with hardly a goodbye and neither of them really get any closure.

-of course until Arcelia comes back to Paldea several years later :]

[figy]

hello lgbt community

[kyndaris]

Pokemon Beta: The Real Treasures were all the Friends we Made Along the Way

Following on from what felt like such a huge leap forward in terms of what Pokemon could be, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet felt like taking two steps back. This was especially true when it came to gameplay, performance and quality of options. And while the story provided players with an illusion of choice, it was clear form the start that they would all converge to a central point and thus remain a very much guided experience with a singular ending despite its protests of openness. 

Worse, one could not rush to the very end with a paltry team of Level 5 Pokemon and hope to take on the big bad right from the very start. Breath of the Wild, this was not. And therein lay Scarlet and Violet’s greatest strength as well as its greatest weakness when it came to linear storytelling.

It should be known that I usually play the first game in every new release. That means, Red, Gold (although in terms of the Johto, I was more enthralled of Lugia, so Silver it was for me), Ruby, X, Sun and Sword. However, this time round, I played Violet instead as the concept of fighting future Pokemon just seemed much more enticing.

The game started out as most Pokemon games do with the protagonist starting off in their small humble town that doesn’t even sport a Pokemon Centre. In Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, the conceit is that it’s your first day of school after moving to Paldea. As you come down the stairs, having dressed in your version specific uniform, there is a knock at the door. Director Clavell serves somewhat in the role of the professors of old, introducing the player characters to the world of Pokemon and even giving players the option to choose one of the three starters to begin their journey in earnest: Sprigatitto, Fuecoco and Quaxly.

Suffice it to say, I picked the fire crocodile.

And as I stepped out of my casita (with its Encanto vibes), I was sent straight into a battle with new rival: Nemona (who lived down the street in a palatial mansion and several wait staff to attend to her every need). Nemona was a a rival that I very much liked. She was a breath of fresh air from the excitable Hau and the almost forgettable Hop. Fearless and always eager for a battle, she was also used sparingly through the game. So, even as I was going from gym to gym, gathering badges, Nemona wasn’t entirely forced down my throat. Yes, there were a few battles here and there but it wasn’t constant. AND she was pretty helpful in those first few hours - teaching players how to catch Pokemon before leading us to the Academy at Mesagoza. Although she was of little aid when my character fell down a cliff and found the mythical Miraidon.

Still, the fact that I now had a legendary HM slave in my arsenal was nothing to sniff up. I even cleaned up all the different Pokemon that were immediately available in and around Los Platos and whatever else that could be found in the area.

By the time I finally made it to Uva Academy to begin my education, even my Fuecoco had evolved into a Crocalor.

At the Academy, I was then introduced to a plethora of new characters, each unique in their own way. From Team Star and Penny to the teachers. One of my favourite teachers was Ms Tyme and her very first trick-question that wasn’t entirely based on maths but on actual game mechanics. I also loved Salvatore and Saguaro. As for Professor Hassel, there was something about his design that reminded me either of a Pokemon or a character of another game. Initially, I thought his design was similar to Isabelle from Animal Crossing but the more I looked at the two of them, the similarities began to fade away.

Someone, anyone, help me identify who this dragon-user Elite Four Professor looks like!

Once I was introduced properly to the school, and after maybe a week or two of in-game time had passed in quick succession as part of the story, Director Clavell announced what we had all been waiting for: the Treasure Hunt. And suddenly Paldea opened itself up for proper exploration with its ‘three storylines.’ Which, as I’ve stated above does get funnelled into one story where the player characters along with the allies they made throughout each storyline work together to save the world in a fairly cliche Japanese role-playing game (JRPG) story.

Still, I really liked getting to understand the motivation and backstory behind Team Star. In fact, it was probably my favourite ‘storyline’ that got explored. As for the gym badges and the hunt for the Herba Mystica - they very much leaned into traditional Pokemon tropes that only lent a little to the characterisation of Nemona and Arven and were just gimmicky ways to improve Miraidon or proceed down the tried and true path of becoming a Pokemon Master.

The only downside to the whole game was the fact that GameFreak, once again, refused to implement any form of ACTUAL voice acting. Unfortunately for me, whilst I wouldn’t have minded voicing all the characters like I did with The Great Ace Attorney, I caught a cold/ flu/ possibly COVID at the start of the new year. Which left me with a horrid cough that threatened to take away my voice on multiple occasions and refused to go away. Nevertheless, it could not stop me from giving Nemona a very questionable Spanish accent and voicing a few of the cinematic cutscenes.

WHY ARE THERE CINEMATIC CUTSCENES WHEN YOU DON’T INCORPORATE ANY VOICE ACTING?

Honestly, it boggles my mind to know that GameFreak has moved to 3D sprites with MOVING mouth flaps and they still don’t feel the urge to add voices to pivotal scenes.

But maybe that was beyond the skills of the developers? After all, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet had many things wrong with it when it to performance. In fact, it’s the Cooperajah in the room. Because even though I started my Pokemon journey almost two months after the most ardent fans, I still found myself struggling with dips in frame rate and the long load times when it came to Pokemon boxes. Then, of course, there was the strange motion of non-playable characters (NPCs) that were no further than ten metres away. 

Some have pointed to the hardware of the Switch for the poor performance of the game. Which I honestly do not believe to be true. Why? Well, even though the Switch is pretty old, Xenoblade Chronicles 3, which I played in mid-2022, also sported a huge world to explore with an enviable draw distance and I didn’t encounter as many issues as I did in Pokemon Violet.

The lack of optimisation and performance issues for Pokemon Violet was enough to be grating. And yet I pushed on. For, despite the fact that the game crashed on me three to four times during the entire duration of my playthrough, I was still able to to find a semblance of  fun and joy in the game.

And complete my Pokedex with the help of a few friends.

Admittedly, the lack of quality of life options in the game was also a letdown. Especially when it came to its ‘Let’s Go’ mode. While some of the mechanics were explained in the lessons at the Academy, these were usually after the third badge. Which meant that a player could have conceivably grinded a Pokemon to their evolution level via the R or ZR button but not have it evolve. 

While moves could be ‘remembered’ on the fly, there was no option to simply allow a Pokemon to evolve once it reached the conditions needed. An oversight in my opinion when it came to the ‘Let’s Go’ feature of the game.

Even fast travel was poorly explained with the Flying Cabs. And the fact that you could lock the map by pressing down on the right analog stick. Which could have all been done through a few additional tutorial boxes.

Now to the Pokemon in question. A lot of the new additions felt quite gimmicky in terms of gameplay. That isn’t to say that they were bad but none of them truly stood out except the Tinkatink evolution line. Smoliv was cute, true, but Arboliva wasn’t as majestic as I could have hoped. 

Although, I’m sure professional Pokemon battlers will find use for them regardless. For me, though, I ended up keeping the composition of my previous Pokemon teams with the only addition being the starter I had chosen: Skeledirge, Gyarados, Lucario, Garchomp, Luxray and Grimmsnarl. I like my heavy hitters! There’s nothing wrong with that!

Overall, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet are a bit of a mess. And not in the good way. Did I still manage to enjoy myself? Yes. But it was at the expense of Pokemon’s good name and reputation. Although, from what I’ve heard, it’s been an issue for quite a while now. 

Will it mean that the next game will be a slower purchase? Possibly.

I’m not going to pay top dollar for a broken and unfinished game. It might be endearing the first time but it should not be acceptable. Especially when even the patches purported to fix it don’t seem to do much at all.

And so, it feels like a beta that is trying to dominate and be an alpha. But failing hard at it. Just stick to your own beta! No omega is going to ever want to be with you! 

[r0-boat]

Master list 3

Key:

⭐- mosty my writing

🔪-yandere

🍷-kinks

🌹- smut

🧨- dark/dead dove

Pkmn Sc/Vio

Larry

MonsterFucker Larry⭐🌹🍷

Yandere!Larry ⭐🍷🌹🔪

Yan!Larry snaps⭐🌹🔪🍷

Alpha! Larry⭐🌹🍷

Lactation kink larry⭐🌹🍷

Larry pinning after waitress⭐🌹🍷

Waitress askes him out on a date⭐

Giving larry a Bento box hcs⭐ & part 2

Larry soft dom⭐🌹

Larry with pregnant!s/o⭐

Larry x waitress on a date⭐

Geeta

Sfw&Nsfw hcs⭐🌹

Teasing Geeta w/h proper s/o⭐🌹🍷

S/o on their period. Comforted cannons⭐

Rika

Breeding kink⭐🌹🍷

Aphrodisiacs⭐🌹

Alpha!rika losses it⭐🌹🍷

Rika with a horny! s/o⭐🌹

Grusha

Snaps after you tease him all day⭐🍷🌹

Sub brat! Grusha⭐🌹🍷

Yan!grusha⭐🔪🌹

Clavell

Evil!Clavell headcannons⭐🔪🍷🌹🧨

Brassius

Bondage fantasy ⭐🌹🍷

Dendra

Dendra headcannons⭐

Multiple

Hassel,Rika,Larry they forget their lunch⭐

Brassius x reader x hassel p2⭐🌹🍷

Pokemon b/w

Ingo

Warden ingo x Zoroark hybrid reader⭐🍷

Self aware!ingo x depressed!reader⭐

Emmet

Emmet kissing hcs⭐

Random Emmet hcs⭐

Submas

Vampire twins hcs⭐

Stardew Valley headcannons⭐

Twins as fathers hcs⭐

Twins being fathers to twins⭐

Shy s/o comming out as trans⭐

N

N taking care of you on a cold day⭐

Pokemon DPPt/hisui

Cynthia

Cynthia Period hc⭐🌹

Cynthia fucks wth strap⭐🌹

Roark

Roark sfw & nsfw headcannons⭐🌹

Wallace

Wallace breeding kink⭐🌹🍷

Cyllene

Dom! Pussy drunk ⭐🌹

Praise kink power play⭐🌹

Alpha!Cyllen hcs⭐

Volo

Volo slice of life with s/o⭐

Butler! Volo punishs s/o⭐🌹🍷

Volo breeding kink⭐🌹🍷

Volo being sweet headcanons ⭐

Melli

Peg him⭐🌹

Pokemon USUM

Blue and Red sharing S/o⭐🌹

Alpha!BluexOmega!reader⭐🌹🍷

Pokemon S/W

Piers, Kabu, Raihan dating hcs⭐

Pokemon ORAS

Maxie

Virgin!Maxie HCs ⭐🌹🍷

Maxie as a father⭐

Pokemon SwSh

Dom!Gordie⭐🌹

Pokemon SsHg

Morty in autumn⭐

Genshin Impact

Liyue

ZhonglixAdepti wife!reader Lantern right reunion⭐

Geo sovereign!ZhonglixWife!reader⭐

Sumeru

Pt1 Alpha!Haitham x omega!reader x omega!kaveh⭐🌹

Pt 2 More alpha Haitham x reader x onega kaveh⭐🌹

Pt3 MORE A!Haitham x reader x o!Kaveh⭐🌹

Pt 4 MOREE!! Alpha!alhaith x reader x omega kaveh⭐🌹

Fontaine

Pussy drunk Neuvillette⭐🌹

Neuvillette Comfort fluff⭐

Sub!Neuvillette ⭐🌹

wriothesley nsfw brain rot ramble ⭐🌹🍷

Honkai starrail

Jarilo vi

Dom!sampo hcs⭐🌹🍷

Gepard ramble⭐🌹🍷

Yan!Gepard⭐🌹🍷🔪🧨

The Xianzhou Loufu

Jing Yuan nsfw hcs⭐🌹🍷

Stellaron Hunters

Sucking Blade off⭐🌹

Obey me

Beelzebub

Teasing Sub!beel⭐🌹🍷

Sub bunnyboy! Barbatos⭐🌹🍷

Sub! Mammon degrading⭐🌹🍷

Multiple

Sampo, Caelus, Dan heng dating hcs⭐

Hsr men with audio accounts: part 1 ⭐🌹🍷🧨🔪

Neuvillette, blade, kafka tit sucking⭐🌹

Leon, larry and warden ingo with harpy s/o⭐

Neuvillette, Wriothesley oral(m!giving)head cannons⭐🌹

Various! Cuteness aggression with their partner(multifandom)⭐

[joeemaru]

INTRO POST HAII

this feels necessary because i am posting and being insane more now. hello.

my name is mug!! :)) or muggy.. i think i’ve been called every variation of mug, i do not really care.

i use she/her pronouns and i am a lesbian!!

🌟 i will pretty much only post pokemon until my insanity goes away.. which may be in months. or years. who knows.

you can also find me on tiktok and twitter!!

also, my disc is muggyfart and.. if u have pokemon servers (especially scarlet + violet) i will gladly join them .. (｡’▽’｡)♡ i need pokemon people to talk to!!!

🌟 carrd + strawpage for more info !!!

more about stuff i like.. :)) ↴

hello again. this is gonna be a lot of rambling cuz i’m great at that but YEAH I APOLOGIZE HELP

fav characters: PENNY!!! i love her a lot! she’s my favorite ever she is so me OH MY GOD I LOVE HER.. i also really like arven, nemona, rika and carmine. and most of the sv cast. they’re all great I LOVE TEAM STAR A LOT. TEAM STAR LOVER ME I LOVE THEM

i also like anzu kinashi, yuri + sayori (ddlc), and toko + syo fukawa!!!! i’m not interested in them as much rn though.

POKEMON STUFF: ive played alpha sapphire (i remember almost nothing. i played it in second grade.), sun and moon, sword, and scarlet + violet!! my favorite game is sv, but sun + moon and sword are also great.. i really like lillie and sonia!!! fav character is penny though. my favorite pokemon are tinkatink, tinkatuff AND tinkaton!! i love them all.. i also REALLLY like jirachi, eevee + the eeveelutions, CHARCADET, mabosstiff, ogerpon, and a lot more probably. i’ve also watched horizons!! at least what’s out on netflix in the US. i’ve also watched the scenes with penny because i could NOT wait!! ive seen most of the sun and moon anime too, but i never got to finish it 😭 ive seen some of journeys too.. i did watch the episodes with sonia and i think two seasons maybe but it was in 2022!!!

ships?!? i am not that interested in ships right now (surprisingly) but i really like giarven, mela and eri, rika and geeta, and NEMOPEN SOMETIMES!! there are probably others that i forgot about. OH MY GOD WAIT I LOVEEEE LIKODOT!!!! A LOT!!!!

i also like joemaru + saranzu (yttd), tokomaru + syomaru (danganronpa), and like a million others i think. those r my favorites though :) again not interested in these as much rn!!

not ships but i really like team star bffs.. and penny + arven. penny and a lot of people tbh, she needs all the friends i think

other fandoms i’m in areeee. danganronpa.. yttd, ddlc, liar liar (THE GAME!!!!!!), and other stuff i think? i lose interest in stuff and forget about it.

my favorite music artists right now are chappell roan and kimya dawson :)) I LOVE KIMYA DAWSON!!!!

i like drawing. a lot.. obviously cuz that’s what i post here but i make edits sometimes!!! and i cosplay occasionally..

okay that is it goodbye gang..

[kopathefox]

Wisdom|animation meme|ft. Pokemon Violent & sucker/my Pokemon SV au

Characters are:

Kopa (my furry trainersona, he’s still a fox despite me changing Mifkada’s Kopa into a Novabeast)

Suguri (that Zorua who looks different, that’s because he’s a past paradox Zorua)

Linya (the Zoroark shown with 5 other Zoruas)

Zorri, Zorro, Lyka, Rur & moti (the 5 Zoruas shown with Linya)

Rika (as a badger)

Adaman (the Vizla with the glasses, he’s actually a human but im a furry artist so, yeah)

Taxes & Shmoolik (the 2 adult Vizlas who are also humans)

Zorrius (the alpha Zoroark with the scars who was first shown leading Kopa to their territory)

Zara (the biggest Zoroark who has the most scars, she’s Zorrius’s mate)

Lyra (the Zoroark with purple eyes who was first shown with Zara)

Prince (the Zorua with scarlet eyes who was first shown with Zara & Lyra)

Nemona (as a black fox with green spot on the eye)

Penny (as a blue caracal)

Arven (as a blonde cat)

Miraidon (the robotic lizard pokemon)

Zacian (the blue wolf pokemon)

Explain time:

This is more on Kopa’s backstory, after the incident with Loki, he was sent to Paldea, he lived in nature there for a full year (means when he was 11 until 12), he lived in a pack of wild Zoruas & Zoroarks (that purple-black-ish Wolf-fox-things pokemon), there he was accepted by everyone and was a great help for them to survive more easily (due to his Paw legends power and his strong legendary pokemon he was a great help in defense and hunting), Suguri, was a paradox Zorua who ran away from area zero (that’s still in development) was part of the pack for like 2 years (means much before Kopa), he was bullied by some of the Zoruas due to being different (since i heard bullying does also exists in nature, Jade bully Philly a lot), he had no friends until Kopa came, they became best friends ever, Zorrius was a kind & smart leader who accepted them and gave them a lot of rights despite both of them being an outsiders, Zara was also accepting them, Lyra, the daughter of Zorrius & Zara, is also Kopa’s mate, Kopa had sex out of instinct (cuz you know, sex is an instinct in nature), she did too, they both had 6 puppies in total, Linya being the oldest, the 4 others being middle children and Zorri being the youngest, Prince, the son of Zara & Zorrius, was a good friend with Kopa, Suguri, Zorri and Lyka (the 3 others stayed with Linya cuz they were clingy), one time, Rika walked in the forest due to reports of a furry (thats how animals trainers were referred, they didn’t knew whats an animal) living in nature (which was illegal) and then she found Kopa and took him away, making Kopa and Suguri separate (but he did had his pokemon and the Zoruas siblings & Linya) and then Taxes and Shmoolik adopted him (they thought it might be easy to raise him since furries are different than humans, but he was actually hard for them), he hated Taxes & Shmoolik due to them neglecting him (i think having a favourite child is neglecting the non-favourite child), he hated Adaman for being the favourite and being treated better, he held a strong grudge against Rika & Geeta (due to them taking them away), he hated literally everyone in paldea (except for team star, he was a fan of them but didn’t join, and when the adventures of the story begins, you know, the main story, teal mask, indigo disk, mochi mayhem, he began loving Arven as a friend, being a natural friend with penny and Nemona and actively talking shit about Paldean people with the team star bosses)

[clodsiremom]

Out of all the Rikas on tumblr which one is the Alpha Rika?

She blinks.

"Alpha Rika... what are you getting at? Because we are all the same person. Well, kinda... but I can say there isn't an alpha. At least not in the context I think you're getting at. Though if we're talking like alpha pokemon, then I guess it's me because I think I'm slightly taller than Ditto and Tria."

[monterraverde]

//Don’t let Rika go to Hisui she’d physically wrestle all the pokemon and probably get killed by an Alpha Gallade that she tries to fist fight.

[semi-imaginary-place]

pokemon scarlet

uncanny textures and jank. Principal dude just pops into existence. This game is so janky but i want my crystal pokemon. The collision detection sucks too i cant talk to quaxly. They slapped a bad feather texture onto poor koraidon. The clipping underground is consistent like 70% of battles enough that i thought it was water or something before i realized fuecoco was standing on the sky. All the shadows flicker on and off constantly.

As someone who likes octopath traveler and wandering around this is great. Cant enter buildings but the ships actually sell stuff. That was one disappointment in swsh was there were so many shops you couldn't buy hinge at.

Wow it's actually lagging. I clipped through a door. The textured and lighting on everything suck!

I get what they were doing introducing the legendaries early but that means cyclizar is super underutilized. Like imagine if we got a cyclizar like everyone else and only in late game was it transformed or we got the legendary. Also wow they city's just going to let us ride around in the city. Also it's so funny that this is some motorcycle lizard but the "wheels" are just for show and it runs around on all 4 legs.

Pawmi my beloved...

The olive town gym leader doesn't have an smolive. Missed opportunity. Also she's a baker but doesn't have any of the baked pokemon like fidough is right there, alcremie slurpuff.

Ah damn it I didn't realize i'd be stuck with the uniform. Bought scarlet because it was on sale if i'd known I'd be stuck in orange I would have bought violet.

Who built the water city in the desert this is like swimming pools in la levels of wtf. Cosafurra or whatever surprised there isnt that seafood restaurant given the branding matches this town. There's a constant sandstorm no way all that water does turn to mud. Bro keeps talking about the sea we aint no where near the ocean

I will day i like the characters so far. I wanna cheer nemona on she just loves pokemon battles. Arven cooks he crafts trinkets what doesn't he do.

Sure the textures suck and this game feels like an alpha concept make up but the unplayable part is that it sets off my motion sickness something about the camera movement.

The duality of sv: on one hand the best human designs in the franchise like hello geeta?? Rika?? Jaqc! Mela!! Brassius. I could chew on these designs like candy. On the other hand in game 3d models, textures, lighting that look like ass (they massacred jacq) the graphics in this game are so bad.

It's a shame the stands and restaurants were given more thought like kofu's restaurant could have tied to that blue banner sushi place since it matches his apon and the flagship is in one city and the chains in others. Or the aesthetics and architecture cascarafa with the white walls and light colors matched that one restaurant but i couldn't find one in the city. just like a little more environmental story telling could have been done.

Pawmot was a mistake the line should have stayed a 2 evo chain. All 3 are just modifications of pawmi's design (which is peak) but pawmot just looks like a knockoff pawmo. The extra fluff detracts from the sleek roundness of the design. Also the model is jank.

I can't change out of the uniform?? NOOOOOOO i didnt know and chose scarlet and now I'm stuck in orange. I dont like orange. This was my mistake.

Gyms should have been level synced that power scaling otherwise is so janky. I did katy, kofu, larry. Kofu wiped me 4 times. Then brassius iono when i realized their levels and slept through the fights.

I was vaguely confused about tera types for a while because the game doesnt explain very well that it replaces the defensive typing but combined with the offensive typing. Ah well thats what the internet is for. Fans have been talking for years about 3 type pokemon and i feel like so far it's been a series of lost opportunities. Like lectric mismagius? Really should have been psychic mismagius at least. Or what about bug flygon and drapion. Water dragalge. Dragon gyarados or charizard. Like gyrados really would have fit kofu (or maybe blastoise or wiscash) and instead of always being able to predict the tera type this would have made things more interesting. Fighting inciniroar. Poison shiontic. Grass florges. Also looking at the gym leaders what an absolute missed opportunity for larry's gym and elite 4 teams to be exactly the same it would have been so funny.

[tierra-paldeana]

// i was listening to the PLA ost and when the alpha pokemon encounter theme played, i suddenly imagined a feral rika whose eyes glow in the dark... alpha rika...

this is just normal feral rika tbh-----

[bluesylveon2]

Pokemon Adventures: A Levihan Crackfic

Summary: Levi and Hange end up in a Pokemon region, but it is not a normal one. Join the duo on their quest to find Rika with the help from Zozo and Cal. Will they make it out or will they be stuck in that world forever?

Disclaimer: Pokemon is a video game series developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo.  Attack on Titan is a manga/anime series written by Hajime Isayama and published by Kondasha.

A/N: This fic was submitted in the @levihan-drabbles crackfic contest and won 1st place. Enjoy!

"Levi! Levi!"

Levi groaned as he opened his eyes. "Hange, you're being too loud."

Said woman let out an exasperated sigh. "Levi, you need to get up and see this."

Levi opened his eyes to see the bright blue sky. The atmosphere was very encouraging and definitely not the Survey Corps headquarters. He sat up and saw Hange standing next to him in her everyday clothing. 

"What the? Where are we?"

"Good morning. Glad to see that you're awake." A female voice spoke from the sky.

Levi's hands automatically moved towards his hips where his swords should be, but he found them missing. 

"I had to take precautions." The voice spoke. "Let's say that your swords would make your quest…too easy."

"Who the hell are you anyway? What quest are you talking about." Hange yelled out. 

"You do not need to worry about my identity. Just call me Alpha. This quest is bestowed to people every few years."

"Why us?" Levi asked suspiciously.

"It's in the script. Just roll with it. This quest will help you escape from this world."

Hange gasped. "What do you mean?"

"You humans are currently in a different world. This place is called the Faulty region, where creatures named Pokémon live. Your quest is to capture the five legendaries to reach the creator of the region, Rika, located at Xiao Pillar."

"Quests?! You took us out of our world for a goddamn quest! What's next? Are we demigods that go to summer camp?"

The voice sighed. "No, that is for another group. Anyways, back to your quest. I will each grant you a Pokémon and Pokeballs to help you during your journey."

Two bright lights appeared in front of Levi and Hange. It formed into two different shapes until it dissipated into a dog-like and a cat-like pokemon.

"Levi, your partner Pokémon is Cal, the cat. Hange, your partner Pokémon is Zozo, the dog. They will help guide you to each legendary."

Hange moved to speak but stopped when Levi grabbed her shoulder and pulled her close. 

"Are we going to listen to some random voice and go on a wild goose chase?" He whispered.

"What choice do we have? We need to get out of here, Levi." Hange replied back before standing up. 

"We will do your damn quest!" She yelled before going silent, a look of realization on her face. "Which way do we go first?"

"Don't worry about that. I will help you as well." Alpha said, and there was a boom of lightning hit the protagonists. 

Everything turned black.

---

And so, our heroes went to confront the first legendary, Cashew, a panda. 

"Is that her?" Levi asked with narrow eyes. He and Hange were hidden behind some bamboo trees watching a fluffy panda munch on mixed nuts. 

"For sure. Cashew matches the description we got." Hange nodded while holding up a strip of paper that said a panda who loves nuts. 

"Fine. Let's capture this damn Pokemon." Levi grumbled and began to march forward, with Cal following behind. 

"Levi! Watch your-"

CRUNCH

"Step." 

Levi stopped moving when Cashew suddenly turned to them. He picked up his foot to find that he had stepped on a walnut.

"Son of a-" 

"WHO GOES THERE?? THESE NUTS WEREN'T FREE, YOU KNOW?" The Pokemon roared as she held her stash close to her. Her brown orbies met Levi's dark grey ones. 

"YOU!! HOW DARE YOU STEP ON MY PRECIOUS NUTS??"

"Shit." Hange cursed. "This would be a lot easier if we had our gear."

"We have to be careful before Cashew summons Chikachironi. That's her dinosaur with bright red eyes, by the way." A new, feminine voice spoke from next to her. 

Hange whipped her head to find out the source. Levi was too far away, and the voice sounded pretty close.

Unless….

"Yeah, I know I can talk. Cal can, too, but that is beside the point. We need to save your friend." Zozo spoke quietly as the panda continued to yell at Levi. 

"How do we do that?"

Zozo smirked. "I have an idea."

Meanwhile, Cashew was chasing Levi during Hange and Zozo's talk. 

"GET BACK HERE, YOU FINE SPECIMEN OF A MAN!"

"I don't know if that is a threat or a compliment," Cal said to Levi from his shoulder.

Oh yeah, Levi knows that Cal can talk now. 

"I don't even want to know," Levi admitted. 

"CASHEW IS FUSTY!" Zozo yelled. 

Cashew and Levi stopped in their tracks. "What??"

"CASHEW IS FUSTY!" Hange joined in. 

White shock lines appeared around Cashew. "Me? Fusty?" she was very offended and began to head towards Hange's direction. "I will have you know that is not me, but Jess-" Cashew was enveloped in a bright red light before going into a Pokeball Levi threw at her. 

The ball shook once, twice, three times, and then stopped. 

Pokemon acquired: Cashew the panda. 

---

With one Pokemon acquired, it was time for our protagonists to capture the next Pokemon, The Gabey.

"Man, this place is soft." Hange sighed while burying her face in the cloth. Levi thought finding this Pokemon was a little too easy. How hard would it be to find a gopher on a big mattress with no bed frame?

It was so easy, in fact, that Gabey appeared right in front of them. She eyed the duo curiously when a floating textbox appeared out of nowhere.

You are challenged by THE CHO CHO GABEY THE SEWAGE THE ATE THE KUYA THE KUYATE THE ADING THE FOSSIL THE BABYSITTER THE GAY BEE THE GOPHER THE ARTSIT THE FIC WRITER THE VA THE SINGER THE DOCTOR THE SORCERORR THE POPULAR THE PRETTIEDT THE TALEBTED THE AMAIZNG THE ONE WHO NEEDS SLEEP THE BOBO RHE GAGO THE SEWAGE RACCOON THE SECRETARY THE AUCTUONEER THE OEN WHO SLEPES IN VOCUE THE LEGEND THE GABEU THE CHIMKIN THE ANIMAL THE BABY PANDA THE CAT THE HIPPO THE DAYCARE CHILD THE QCTRESS THE NARCISISIT TEH PRINCESS THE ROYAL THE DETECTIBE THR FULM MAKER THR MUSICIAN THE MUSIC PRODUCER THE SEWGAY THE THIEDWHEEL THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR THE SWAG GAE GHE ANGST MAKER THE IMAGINATOR THE SADIST THE GOD THE JUDGE THE DEBATOR THE SENATOR THE PRESIDENT- 

The text stopped when Levi threw a Pokeball at The Gabey. The ball shook three times before clicking, indicating that the Pokemon was caught. 

Hange looked up at Levi with a confused look on her face. 

"What? The text was too long."

Pokemon acquired: THE CHO CHO GABEY THE SEWAGE THE ATE THE KUYA THE KUYATE THE ADING THE FOSSIL THE BABYSITTER THE GAY BEE THE GOPHER THE ARTSIT THE FIC WRITER THE VA THE SINGER THE DOCTOR THE SORCERORR THE POPULAR THE PRETTIEDT THE TALEBTED THE AMAIZNG THE ONE WHO NEEDS SLEEP THE BOBO RHE GAGO THE SEWAGE RACCOON THE SECRETARY THE AUCTUONEER THE OEN WHO SLEPES IN VOCUE THE LEGEND THE GABEU THE CHIMKIN THE ANIMAL THE BABY PANDA THE CAT THE HIPPO THE DAYCARE CHILD THE QCTRESS THE NARCISISIT TEH PRINCESS THE ROYAL THE DETECTIBE THR FULM MAKER THR MUSICIAN THE MUSIC PRODUCER THE SEWGAY THE THIEDWHEEL THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR THE SWAG GAE GHE ANGST-

"We get it!" 

---

Levi and Hange caught Cashew and the Gabey! It is time to capture the third Pokemon, Moon (not the actual moon but how cool would that be?)

"Capture the Moon with Tchaikovsky's tune." Hange read aloud while heading into town. 

"Tsk, are we actually going up to space?" Levi wondered because Ymir knew that there was no way they could get to the moon with their current technology.

Hange shook hee head. "I don't think so. Look," she pointed at the M in Moon. "That is capitalized, meaning it's not the moon, but it could be the pokemon's name." 

"Could be. Who is" Levi squinted. "Chai kov sky?"

A sudden rumbling appeared out of nowhere, startling both Levi and Hange. 

"What is going on?" Hange asked while holding onto Levi for dear life. 

"DID SPMENE SYA TCHAIKOVSKY?" a feminine voice yelled behind the "Welcome to Votkinsk" sign. 

"What did she say?" Levi asked, unsure about what that voice said. That was until a crescent moon appeared in front of them. 

Cal and Zozo stepped forward. "We speak Moon, so we can translate for you," Cal said.

"She asked if someone said, Tchaikovsky." Zozo translated. 

"TCHAIKOVSKY!!! TVR GRWTEDY CPMPOSWT OF THR LIFETNE?" 

"Tchaikovsky! The greatest composer of the lifetime." 

"Who is Tchaikovsky?" Levi asked with genuine confusion. He was not familiar with these names or music in general. 

Moon gasped, clearly offended. "NNRIDIRJ YPU DINT KNOW WHO HE IZ? TCHAOKOVKSY WAS AN AMAAZING COMPOSER WHO WAS BORJ IN MAY 7, 1840. HE WAS BERY EMOTIONAL AND DESPITE NOT LIKING SOKENOF HIS MUSIC, HE STILL WAS ABLE TO CREATE WONFERFUL COMPOSISITONS THAT WE CAN ENJOY TODAY <3" (source: DM with Moon)

“Keyboard smash. You don’t know who he is? Tchaikovsky was an amazing composer who was born on May 7, 1840. He was very emotional and despite not liking some of his music, he still was able to create wonderful compositions that we can enjoy today <3.”

Hange's eyes lit up with interest. "That's interesting! What is your favorite song?"

Moon gasped. "TCHAIKOVSKY SERENADE FOR STRINGS IN C MAJOR :DD!" (source: DM with Moon). She smiled as she pulled a violin out of thin air. "I CSN PLAU IT FOE YOU IF YOI WZNR?"

(Levi began to question where a moon would keep a violin but was too stunned to ask)

"She is asking if she can play Serenade for Strings in C Major for us."

"Of course!" Hange beamed. "My friend and I would love to hear it." 

Levi frowned slightly. "We do?"

"We do," Hange said with an elbow jab.

"OH THDNK YOU! YKU HAVE NO IDWD HOW LONG SUBVR I LADT PLATED! I CAN GP WUTH YIR AS AN AEATD FOR LISTNING TO ME PLAY.”

"She says it’s been a while since she last played. She is thanking us and she agrees to come with us after we listen to her play."

Moon set up her instrument into position (how?) and began to play. (Moon, I am literally listening to the song at 10 pm on a work night). The Pokemon kept playing until the last note. The music put Hange and Levi at ease with its intense and poetic tune.

"Ahh. Tchaikovsky. Such a wonderful composer." She sighed. Meanwhile, everyone was too shocked by Moon speaking clearly and not with all caps or keyboard smashes. "Anyways, I promised to join you. Cal." Moon said while directing her attention to the cat. "Can you take a Pokeball out of your trainer's bag so I can go in it?"

Cal brought over a Pokeball for Moon. The Pokemon tapped the top and disappeared in the red light. Everyone watched in silence as the legendary was caught.

"So.." Zozo started. "Looks like you two didn't have to do a pokemon battle anyway."

"What is a pokemon battle? Do we actually fight Pokemon?" Levi asked. To him, it was hand-on-hand combat like when he used to live in the Underground. 

Cal sighed. "I'll explain it to you later."  

Pokemon acquired: MOON TCHAIKOVSKY 

---

Our heroes find themselves going into a meadow to get the next legendary, Jess. Boy, are they in for a surprise!

"I wonder what Alpha means by surprise?" Hange spoke aloud as they entered the meadow. The only hint they received from the narrator for this legendary was one word: oui. 

"It better be a good surprise," Levi mumbled, his eyes searching for the legendary amongst the pink and white flowers. Maybe it was tiny?"

"Are you Levi and Hange?" a female voice spoke up next to Levi's feet. His eyes trailed down to find a long tail and blue fur. Levi was familiar with these creatures from the Underground. Yet, he could not help but shiver from the sight of it. 

"A RAT!" Levi yelled. He wished then and there that he had his swords or a broom. 

The rat jumped out of fear. Jess began to wave her paws around. "No, no, sir! I am Jess, the legendary that you are looking for!"

"Filthy." Levi frowned. A depression cloud began to form around Jess, and Hange noticed.

"Hey. It's okay. My friend is a little bit of a clean freak." Hange cooed in an attempt to cheer up the rat.

"If you say so."

Suddenly, a boom of lightning appeared, filling the area with smoke. Levi and Hange coughed from the dust and opened their eyes to see…another rat?

Levi fainted right on the spot. 

"What the??" Hange said with confusion, completely ignoring Levi. 

The other rat, a black and white one, was not happy. "WHAT THE HECK RIKA?!"

Jess' ears perked up from recognition. "Ness? Is that you? What are you doing here?"

"Well, one minute, Rika tried to convince me to watch some show; the next minute, I'M A RAT!"

Jess tilted her head. "Wait. I'm extremely confused?"

"You're confused?? I'm fucking confused, bro!" (Sorry, Ness. I had to put the TikTok reference, lol)

"I don't understand why Rika would send you here? She already has a rat legendary unless you're replacing me?"

"Oh heck no!" Ness exclaimed before turning to the protagonists. "You two." She pointed to Hange, who was not tending to Levi, with her paws. "You are trying to get to Rika, right?"

Hange nodded, unsure about what in the world was going on. 

"Good. Let me go with you so I can show her a piece of my mind." The rat used her tail to swipe Hange's bag, causing a Pokeball to fall on the ground with a plop. She scurried over, touched it, and disappeared in a red beam into the ball. It shook three times before coming to a stop.

Jess, who was silent the entire time, finally decided to speak. "I guess I will just go with you now?"

Pokemon acquired: Jess and Ness(?) Hey, that rhymes!

---

Now that our heroes have captured four (not including Ness) out of the five legendaries, they just need to capture one more legendary before meeting Rika.

"Do you have to narrate the entire journey?" Levi whispered to Hange with a frown on his face. 

"Yes. I am just reading off the script." Alpha's voice replied, causing Levi to frown even more.

"Cheer up, Levi." Hange smiled and looped her arm around the man's shoulders. "Maybe someone is reading about our quest, which is why Alpha is narrating it."

Levi rolled his eyes. "That sounds like bullshit."

"You never know." Cal and Zozo spoke up simultaneously, a small smile evident on their faces. 

The group continued walking until they stumbled on a forest filled with various berry trees. There were blue oran berries, red razz berries, yellow and orange figy berries, pink pecha berries, and more! The whole forest ran as far as the eye could see. 

"So, how do we find the legendary here?" Hange asked aloud to Levi. They had received a paper from Alpha, but the hint was very vague. It had only said to find the berry forest, and that was it. 

"I can help with that," Zozo spoke up from Hange's side before running off to climb up an aspear berry tree. She plucked the yellow fruit off the tree and returned back to Hange. She set the aspear berry down in front of her trainer's feet. "There is a reason why this legendary resides in a berry forest. Deep within it is Bibble's shrine. All we have to do is collect some berries and give them to her as an offering."

"Bibble? What kind of name is Bibble?" Levi asked.

"Long story short, it's the name they chose when they decided to be a god. Don't ask why." Cal admitted. Hange and Levi stared at the cat and blinked. 

"Okay… Let's go find some berries." Hange smiled and walked off with Zozo. Levi followed suit with Cal. 

The duo split up to tackle multiple trees. It was not long before the trainers gathered a generous amount of berries for Bibble. 

"I will lead you all to Bibble's shrine. Just set the berries down in front of it, and she will show up in no time." Zozo said and walked ahead of their group. They continued walking until they saw a small, wooden shrine in a grassy clearing. Hange and Levi walked to its front and set their berries down. 

They waited

And waited

And waited 

"Are those for me? Don't mind if I do." A deep, jazzy-like male voice asked from behind a tree.

"Oh no…Bibble must have eaten a razz berry." Cal sweatdropped.

"What do you mean?" Levi asked.

"Sometimes berries can affect Bibble's voice. It is not often, but it occasionally happens."

Suddenly, a small pink and blue puffball thing with wings appeared and examined the berry pile. 

"Ooo, the Bibble is very pleased. I am going to eat well tonight." They grinned before picking up and taking a bite of a juicy, yellow pinap berry. 

The group watched closely to see how this berry would affect the Pokémon. They did not expect an opera singer's voice to come out.

"Are you the travelers that Rika mentioned?" Bibble asked while turning to greet her guests.

Hange and Levi nodded, unaware and confused about what was happening. 

"Ahh, that is slay. Very slay indeed. Okay, I will accompany you on your journey under one condition. You must say "praise the Bibble," and that is it."

"That's it? We're supposed to bow down to a floating rat (I'm sorry, Ash!) with wings?" Levi asked.

Bibble frowned. "Are you challenging my authority? You need ME to get out of here Shorty."  

Hange rolled her eyes before grabbing the back of Levi's head and pushing him down, forcing him to bow. "All hail lord Bibble." She chanted and glared at Levi to do the same. Levi sighed and joined in.

Bibble smirked with glee. "That is more like it! I will join you on your quest." The Pokemon flew over to Hange’s bag, grabbed a Pokeball, and disappeared inside it. 

Pokémon acquired: Lord Bibble.

---

Now that our heroes caught all the Pokemon needed, it is finally time to meet with Rika, the creator of the Faulty region. Will our heroes make it back to their world, or will they be stuck in this world forever? Stay tuned in to find out!

"I never expected there to be so many stairs," Hange complained aloud, the sun shining brightly, causing everyone to sweat. The whole group, including the caught legendaries, trailed along behind her. 

"Tell me about it," Zozo grumbled.

The group stopped in an area with twelve empty granite pedestals (five lower ones and six higher ones) with a throne at the very top. 

"So, how do we summon Rika?" Levi whispered to Cal. 

"The others know what to do. We just have to sit and wait." 

The five legendaries, minus Ness, separated until they stood on top of the five lower pillars. They all began to glow with different colors as the sky became dark. The legendaries began to sing Careless Whisper while Cashew played her saxophone (like Moon, she pulled the instrument out of thin air). Alpha's voice boomed across the sky.

"Rika! Hear us! We summon you!"

Levi and Hange watched in awe as a bright light ripped through the clouds. A girl wearing purple and white clothing with blue accents (think Xiao for this) appeared floating in the sky. She had her eyes closed as she descended down until she sat on the throne. The girl opened her eyes, revealing her yellow topaz orbs. Cal, Zozo, and Ness (although reluctantly) immediately bowed to her. Levi and Hange followed suit. 

"Welcome. You all can rise." She commanded with a soothing voice. Rika turned her attention to the humans. "My name is Rika. You must be Levi and Hange. I heard so much about you." she smiled. 

Hange made a move to speak but was interrupted by Ness. 

"Hey, Rika! You got some explaining to do! Why am I a rat? It should be you!"

Rika tilted her head, feigning innocence and trying to hold back a laugh. "What do you mean? I think the new look suits you."

"You little!"

Rika snapped her fingers, and Ness stopped talking. The rat opened her mouth, but no sound came out. Meanwhile, the five legendaries (minus Cashew because Ness is her spouse), Zozo, and Cal tried so hard not to laugh from their seats. 

Angered by being muted, Ness began to charge at Rika until she snapped again. This time, Ness ran straight into a wall. She tried to run back to charge but realized she could only go back one foot. In short, Rika put Ness in an invisible box. 

Rika turned back to Levi and Hange. "Now. where were we?"

"We were promised by the damn narrator that you will take us back to our world," Levi said, getting straight to the point.

"Ahh, right. Alpha did promise that. Very well, your wish is my command." 

"Wait." Hange stepped forward. "Why were we the ones sent to this world? What caused us to go here?"

Rika smiled as if remembering something. "I had a feeling you would ask that. To be honest, the reason you are here is out of coincidence. My six mythical friends (the mythical Pokemon being Sav, Anna, Min, Julia, Amanda, and Jaxx) randomly decided on you two to enter this world and go on an adventure. I assure you that they do this all the time, but they do not mean any harm."

"That's it? It was out of luck?"

Rika nodded. "That is correct."

Hange let out a loud sigh. "Well, that is great! Here I thought that we would be stuck here until we die." She then turned to Levi and held out her hand. "Let's go home."

Levi grabbed her hand. "I agree," he said with a small smile. He then turned to the five legendaries and Cal. "I am going to miss you all."

"Same here! I will miss you the most, Zozo." Hange added. 

Everyone said their goodbyes to the humans while Zozo and Cal left their side to stand next to Rika. 

"Goodbye, and I wish you luck in your world." Rika snapped her fingers again, and everything turned black. 

---

"Oi Hange. Get up." 

Hange grumbled incoherently and turned away from Levi. "Five more minutes."

"No," he said. He proceeded to pick up Hange and throw her over his shoulder. "I do not want you to miss breakfast again." 

"You could have at least brought me breakfast in bed," Hange whined as they left her room.

"No thanks." 

It was silent as Levi made his way through the corridor. Both of them had the same thought in their heads. Was that all a dream? 

"Hey, Levi. Did you dream that you and I went to another world?"

Levi hummed in agreement. "I think it was just a fever dream. Nothing more."

"You think it is our minds playing with us?" 

"Maybe."

Hange stayed silent. Although everything felt like a dream, it was actually fun to go on an adventure with Levi and a group of people. Maybe she could set up one with the 104 kids?

"Whatever you are thinking in your head, save that for another time." Levi randomly said as if he had read her mind.

"Oh, come on, Levi! It would be so much fun."

"We'll see." a small smile adorned Levi's face. He never disagreed with the idea, but he did not agree with it yet.

---

Meanwhile, a few years later. 

A man with long black hair and wearing a half and half haori groaned on his spot. He had a pounding headache and felt something or someone poking his cheek. The last thing he remembered was going to sleep after a long night fighting some demons.

"Ara ara, Tomioka-san~. I see that you are finally awake. I need you to help me out with something."

Tomioka opened his eyes to find the Insect Hashira, Shinobu, looking down at him and poking his cheek. The sky behind her was very bright and unfamiliar to the Water Hashira. 

“Shinobu? Where are we?”

"Welcome, heroes!" A female voice suddenly called out from the sky.

What the? 

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Credits:

Narrator: AlphaDogg

Humans:

Levi Ackerman

Hange Zoe

Pokémon:

Partner Pokemon: Zozo: @oyzoe and Cal @gaygemtheirs

Legendaries: Rika: @pinkweirdsunsets, Ness: @glassesandswords, Cashew: @immagoudaboi, The Gabey: @malunggaybe, Jess: me, Moon: @snudootchaikovsky, Bibble: @lordbib

The Seven OG Members: @aphee-sheiz, @tundrainafrica, @hanjinoyume, @halcyonstorm, Julia, and Jaxx (idk their tumblr or socials 😭)

Special guests:

Tomioka Giyuu

Shinobu Kocho

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