#poison mushroom be bby

[screwzara]

Content for a CRK AU I made

Made a doodle of Gympie* with Poison Mushroom

As u can see idk how to draw the mushroom boi nor did i have a ref for him :')

My internet sucks

*Minor details have been changed in Gympie's design, nothing too big though

Intro to AU: Here

Fun fact about GympieBrave: Here

[indigocloverr]

Silly

[maybeiwasjustjade]

Alright y’all, place your bets on the timeline for the rest of the show.

This season has been a mess and a half, and if the new leaks are through then this season has been basically a boring filler for over half of it. Rumor had it that the Fall of King’s Landing happens in the finale. New leaks have come out that nothing of the sort seems to be happening until S3.

Assuming the show lasts five seasons, how do you think each season will pan out?

* 5 seasons because I think there’s too many battles and events for it to end in 2 more seasons, and HBO does not have the budget for a dragon battle almost every episode after 3x01. Also half the cast would be dead by s3 ending alongside almost all the dragons. Even if the show ended with Rhaenyra’s death, a lot of fan favorites will die in quick succession to make up for the shit storytelling. And knowing how pro TB the writers are, I doubt it’ll end before Aegon III is crowned.

What I think:

Season 3:

King’s Landing falls within the first 2 episodes. Aegon is snuck out by Larys alongside Jaehaera. There’s a minor timeskip during the season to prolong Rhaenyra’s reign because the writers seem to be obsessed with her. And because it gives the child characters time to grow up enough for certain events

Maelor is born in captivity, and then snuck out during the chaos of the aftermath of the Gullet.

Honeywine is mid-season episode, and the true introduction to Daeron and Tessarion

Butcher’s Ball will probably happen this season too

The Gullet happens at the penultimate episode. With Joffrey being so young still, he’s sent away with bby! Aegon and Viserys to Pentos. The battle happens; Aegon barely escapes, Viserys is lost, and Jace is more than likely going to be killed by trying to get to Joffrey on time (who probably also dies). Rhaena-as-Nettles feels insurmountable levels of guilt; Rhaenyra blames her for Jace (which leads to the Nettles-Daemon part of the arc).

Finale is Aegon conquering Dragonstone and killing Moondancer. Baela’s fate is left up to interpretation (for now)

Season 4:

Maelor is killed in the premiere as a shock value. Doubt the writers are brave enough to go the Mushroom route of the Brothel Queens arc, but who knows if Rhaenyra goes insane after all but one son is killed. His head is delivered to Rhaenyra. Helaena goes insane. First Tumbleton happens.

Considering the show seems to be trying a little too hard to redeem Daemon at the moment, and if Rhaenyra does go insane after the Gullet, then Daemon might actually go the Nettle arc for Rhaena. Gods Eye happens as the mid-season arc; Aemond and Daemon are both killed.

Second Tumbleton will probably happen before the Dragonpit, making that event the damning end of the dragons. Daeron, Addam, Hugh, and Ulf are all killed, and their dragons too.

Driven to insanity over what happened to Maelor (because it was too similar to Jaehaerys) and the deaths of nearly all her brothers and her daughter and Aegon still ‘missing’, Helaena jumps to her death in the penultimate episode.

The Storming of the Dragonpit takes up most of the finale. Depending on whether Joffrey and Tyraxes do die at the Gullet (or just Joffrey) then Joffrey is lost in the chaos, and all King’s Landing dragons killed. Rhaenyra and bby! Aegon escape.

Season 5:

The premiere episode will probably end with Rhaenyra and Aegon arriving on Dragonstone.

Episode 2 is Rhaenyra’s death. Knowing the show they’ll probably make it that she tries to tell Aegon bout the damned Prophecy while she’s dying. Followed by Sunfyre’s. Chaos reigns in King’s Landing. If the show follows through with the existence of Trystane Truefyre, then he and Gaemon will make an appearance.

Aegon returns to the capital by the end of episode 3. Episode 4 will probably be about Aegon trying to hatch another dragon + agreeing to marry Cassandra Baratheon. The Battle of the Kingsroad begin.

Aegon is poisoned and killed in episode 5. Aegon III is crowned. Cregan Stark and his army arrive at King’s Landing.

The Hour of the Wolf would take up over an episode so maybe 6-7

Series finale will be the marriage between Aegon III and Jaehaera, and the regency of Aegon III. Morning hatches to signify that it isn’t the end of House Targaryen (it is). Alicent dies, representing the death of the Greens.

Alternatively, Rhaenyra dies in the premiere, speeding up the events. Aegon dying and bby! Aegon is crowned as part of the mid-season episode. Aegon III and Jaehaera are married by episode 6, and Jaehaera is killed by episode 7 when Daenaera Velaryon is introduced. The series ends with Viserys’ miraculous return (because Condal and Hess just loves TB that much)

*Hilariously, before the season began I was so sure it wouldn’t last more than four seasons. Rook’s Rest would be 2x04, the Dragonseeds by 2x06, and the Gullet in 2x07. Honeywine and The Fall of King’s Landing by the finale. But for that to happen Maelor and Daeron would have to exist…2 years ago in the writers room.

Then Butcher’s Ball, Tumbleton, Gods Eye, and Dragonstone falling by the end of s3. The ending shot of s3 (or even rhe beginning of s4) would be Aegon claiming Dragonstone after being missing for over a season. Then s4 would just have to deal with Tumbleton redux, and Helaena dying by episode 3. 4x04 would be the Storming of the Dragonpits. 4x05 is Rhaenyra and Aegon III’s mad dash to Dragonstone only to discover that it has been taken. Rhaenyra dies, then Sunfyre. 4x06 deals with Trystane Truefyre and the Kingsroad Battle, Aegon’s agreement to marry Cassandra Baratheon, and then Aegon’s poisoning. 4x07-08 is the Hour of the Wolf, and the series ends with Aegon III and Jaehaera being forced to marry.

[nightmyst14-blog]

Poison Mushroom bby, how do I make a shroomie cake I'm only level 4..

So I made this.

DANG IT, SO CLOSE-

Didnt have the purple frosting yet...

[mantimae]

Poisonous leetle mushroom gal!

[manofmanymons]

Kiyo is so funny to me like two seconds ago he was literally being tortured by sentient mushrooms and his big takeaway from the moment was "how dare you say my mushrooms taste bad" like is THAT really the thing they did that's upsetting you rn bby

Also are we really just gonna ignore the fact that he's just poisonous for some reason? Like I gotta move on with my life as if that didn't happen?

[snexy-the-snail]

Rambutan, Mala sauce, and poison mushroom.

PM is drug child. Eat em and you not gonna have good time-

Ooo I love them-

Rumbutan cookie is totally the one who wants to keep everyone safe that she forgets about herself most of the time.

She's heavily leaning into the pred role but if she doesn't take care of herself they can and will gulp her down.

Mala sauce: even if you could get her down she would absolutely wreck chaos on whoever swallowed her.

She's meant for the battle field and very much hates it whenever she's swallowed for 'protection'

She however loves it! She can keep keep track of weaklings and keep fighting!

Posion mushroom

This bby doesn't understand what's going on half the time. Poor cookies meaning to protect them don't exactly have a good time

Buuut PM loves being tucked away

It's very much used to stop generals or cookies who are known to be protective/are powerful

[asavt]

Yo you're on tumblr too!? Thats awesome!

Quick request if youre still open to em, feel free to ignore if you arent. Can we get more of your Black Cat design, I love the void floof and need to see him vibing with the gang more. Also could we possiply get some Pastry and Red Velvet art from you? They're my personal favs, only topped by Poison Mushroom Cookie, they are bby

Heyo~ yes I'm here

Just wanna make sure. With Black Cat you mean Dark Fear/Jack from MRD? I do not have a problemwith the request!! Just might take some time due to me begin focused on other things right now~

[adurimus]

☆ﾟ*·ﾟWOAH is that DELILAH “LILAH” HARGREEVES ? i’ve heard they’re a FAE originally from AVALON. they came here because SHE WANTED TO SEE WHAT SHE COULD LEARN and they’ve been here for 1 years. as a 1,107 / 30 year-old, i’m sure they’re skilled. someone told me they’re MANIC & ABSENT-MINDED but i think they’re CHEERFUL & CURIOUS. i can’t help but think of PURPLE CURLS CASCADING FROM A TUQUE, BOTTLES LABELLED POISON BESIDE COFFEE MUGS, AND COMPUTER SCREENS COVERED WITH CODE when i look at them. ( lily collins, cisfemale, she/her )

y’all ready for another?

well this one is DIFFERENT. she ain’t no ho, she’s a VIRGIN ( what ). she’s married to science I guess lmao

so this is aiyana’s bby twin ( she’s coming I swear ). she honestly never fit in at Avalon. it’s a place of organics and that’s really not a word you could do to describe lilah. she was born with purple hair ( and eventually her eyes turned violet as well ??? ) and people thought it was a good ol sign about her chlorokinesis abilities but literally lilah would make poisonous mushrooms with her powers bc she was curious. she also talked to the weird animals like raccoons and snakes and insects bc she didn’t care about norms and wanted to just learn everything from anything.

when she was able to leave avalon she was scared but also was like BYE LM AO and she’s just been travelling and learning everything since. she’s particularly interested in all the different species. all her files are her life’s work and beyond valuable to her. 

a long while back people tried taking her work away from her, before computers and technology really existed, when she just had notebooks full of information. she threw all her quills and books in a sack and tried to run off under the moonlight. she didn’t get far before someone caught her and literally dragged her back to the village. they blame the attacks on her that had been happening in the village. she told them she had proof in her books ( which was why they tried to take them ). they tried to kind of burn her at the stake??? they ended up burning a lot of her books and lilah barely escaped herself. she has burn scars all over her back from the incident. she’s never told a living soul about it because it makes her so sad to think about her lost research.

still, she persisted and her unrelenting cheery attitude continued. she’s really good at focusing on her work rather than herself. she’s awkward around people, but not really knowingly so. like don’t be surprised if ur her roommate and you catch her taking ur blood sample in the middle of the night inflalskjdns honestly she’s just a really bright, curious person who’s obsessed with science and everything outside of the fae world

if you’ve seen it, think entrapta from she-ra

wc

give her some friends

i want people she’s studying, like literally she’s labelled them in her journals. i want both unwitting and knowing participants ty

i want someone who rlly doesn’t like her, CALL HER WEIRD!!

give her maybe someone she thought was her friend last year but this year they’re ignoring her and she doesn’t know why

idk give her things

[ofsalvo-a-blog]

BEST  PICTURE  NOMINEES  (  2018  )  AESTHETIC  .

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THE  SHAPE  OF  WATER  . early  mornings .   art  on  an  easel  .   being  trapped  .  flashy  cars  .   self - righteous  intolerance  .   speaking  volumes  without  a  word  .  being  submerged .   learning  and  adapting .   raindrops  on  windows  .   bubbles  rising  in  water .   cats  .   taboo  desires .   tanks  of  water  .   kitschy  nostalgia  .   kissing underwater .   silence  .   isolation  .   golden  age  hollywood  .   sign  language .   scales  .   egg  shells  .   jell - o  .   the  smell  of  cleaning  products  .   creature  features  .   the  space  race  .   red  coats  .   monstrous  fairytales  .   lab  coats  .   lunches  in  brown  bags .  the  click  of  shoes .   smog  .   dance  routines  .   slices  of  pie .   toxic  masculinity  .   inexorable  scars  .   gills  .  music  from  the  30s  .   retro - futurism  .   bloody  hand - prints  .  routines  .   record  players  .   old  movies  .   love  in  unexpected  places  .

PHANTOM  THREAD  . a  doll  in  a  gilded  birdcage  .   butter  to  bread .   the  death  of  a  mother  .   cycles  .  hidden  messages  .  a  disruptive  presence .   longing  .   wedding  gowns  .   posh  control  .   post  -  war .   brightly  colored  socks  .  inner  turmoil .  poison  .   an  air  of  quiet  death  .   hallucinations  .   family  dysfunction  .   rich  fabrics  .   curses  .   soft  piano  music  .   restrained  anger  .   spinning  out  of  control  .   artist  and  muse  .   dark  love .  pastels  .   peace  in  the  countryside .   clockwork  dynamics  .   perfection .   wild  mushrooms .   giving  up  every  piece  of  yourself  .  rags  to  riches  .   ghosts  .   new  year’s  eve .  lingering  gazes .   needle  and  thread  .   fine  dining .   hearing  every  sound  .   being  ambushed  .   flowing  dresses  .   a  person  out  of  place  .  defiance  .   ink  to  paper  .  an  artist  tortured  by  their  art  .  obsessive  personalities  .   soothing  elegance  .  silk .   spiral  staircases  .   driving  at  high  speeds  .   high  society  .

THE  POST  .    typewriters  .   newspapers  .   tense  climates  .   distrust  of  authority .   internal  battles  .  a  legacy  at  stake  .  secrets  .   cover - ups  .  defending  what  you  believe  .   peering  through  windows  .   melodrama  .  political  corruption  behind  closed  doors  .  sniffing  a  scoop  .   ringing  phones .  lying  for  over  a  decade  .   cramming  and  crowding  .   cold  grays .   war  .  fluorescent  lights  .   treason  . shuffled  papers  .   the  jungle  .  a  weight  on  your  shoulders  .   fresh  coffee .  thousands  of  deaths  .  burglary  .   finding  your  voice .   risking  everything  .  propaganda .  tough  choices  .   exposure  .   type  being  set  by  hand  .   workplace  rivalries .   abusing  power .   security  breaches  .  hierarchy  .  a  bed  strewn  with  papers  and  books  .   paranoia  .   orders  .   clicking  keys  .  redacted  files .   desk  clutter  .  precious  cargo  .   vanished  technologies .  suspenseful  conversations  .   facing  charges  .   courtroom  battles  .   suits  and  ties  .

DARKEST  HOUR  . never  surrendering .    duty .   countless  negotiations .  the  flash  of  cameras  .   beaches  .   historic  buildings .   guzzling  booze .   resignation .   utter  catastrophe  .   bunkers  .   radio  broadcasts  .   going  against  the  odds .  bathed  in  red  light  .   a  sense  of  humor  .   allies  .   shouting  matches  .    small  square  windows  .  selfishness  .  walking  with  a  cane  .   war  rooms  .  chandeliers .   dust  floating  in  air .   righteousness  .   a  poor  reputation .  an  elevator  surrounded  by  darkness  .   world  at  war  .   needing  a  miracle  .  interruptions  . a  last  hope  .   cigar  smoke .   quoting  poetry .  photos  of  a  loved  one .   a  single  sunbeam  .   monarchy  .   vanity  .   rescue  missions  .   drums  of  war  .   tears  down  sullen  cheeks  .  reluctance  .   complete  collapse  .   enveloped  by  fog  . changing  history  .   blood .  toils . tears  and  sweat  .

THREE  BILLBOARDS  OUTSIDE  EBBING ,  MISSOURI  .    severe  burns  . police  uniforms  .   sirens .   the  calmness  of  a  deer  .   strumming  guitars  .  grieving .   horrifying  memories  .   sucker  punches  .  a  lack  of  respect  .   facing  threats .   skin  under  fingernails  .   flicking  cigarettes  .   awkward  dates  .  nasty  rumors .   claustrophobia  .   lush  green  pastures  .   molotov  cocktails .  the  fire  of  anger  and  revenge  .   strangers  .   no  remorse  .   bashing  in  windows  .  provoking  a  fight .  being  pressured  for  time  .   rundown  old  houses  .   grey  morality  .   dark  undercurrents  .   insurmountable  losses  .   cruel  laughs  .   the  american  flag  .  dive  bars  .   guilty  no  matter  what .   buildings  in  flames  .  ambulances  .  coughing  up  blood .   spitting  .   chewing  on  fingernails  .   one  versus  many  .  black  and  red .   a  mother  and  a  child  .   the  pain  of  others  .   a  quest  of  justice  .   abandoned  billboards  .   a  hardened  gaze .   driving  to  nowhere  .   small  towns .   last  letters .   absurd  violence .

DUNKIRK  .   burying  a  body  .    warm  cider  .    narrow  escapes .    a  race  against  time  .   a  small  boat  .   all  hope  lost  .   being  unable  to  come  home  .   taken  prisoner  .   shipwrecks  .   assuming  the  identity  of  someone  else  .   setting  fire  to  it  all  .   smoke  rising  from  a  crash  .   sea  foam  .   seaports  .   rendered  blind  .   dropping  to  take  cover  .   land ,  sea ,  and  air  .   entangled  in  a  chain  .  toast  with  jam  .  suspense  .   waiting  for  escape  .   wounded  men .   lying  in  the  sand  .   trauma  .  blank  spaces  .   sinking  ships  .   commended  a  hero .   cocking  a  gun .   swallowed  by  darkness  .   obstacles  and  delays  .   hero’s  welcome .   planes  overhead  .   the  sounds  of  a  ticking  clock  .  bullet  holes  ricocheting  off  metal  .   people  by  the  thousands .   shell - shocked  .   the  explosions  of  shells  on  shore  .   the  sound  of  destruction  .   rising  tides  .  target  practice  .   compressed  time  and  space  .   the  perennial  threat  of  death .  oil  ignited  into  flames  .   lying  for  the  greater  good  .   blocking  out  the  noise . primal  dangers  .   taking  command  .   sole  survivor  .

GET OUT  .    deer  antlers  .   suburbs .   hypnosis  .   strange  behavior  .   familial  tension  .   chopping  wood  .   uneasy  stares .   tears  and  a  smile  .   deception  .  fight  or  flight .   blindness  .   survival  .   sinking  into  the  floor .    watching  but  powerless  .   strapped  to  a  chair  .   plugged  ears  .   a  failed  handshake  .   car  accidents  .    sunken  places .   something  out  of  a  nightmare  .   going  hysterical .   bingo  cards  .   static  on  a  television  set  .   doing  more  harm  than  good  .   a  hint  of  a  smile  .   a  stranger  in  an  environment  that  is  foreign  to  them  .   waiting  for  someone  to  come  and  they  never  will  .   overturned  candles  .   wealthy  garden  parties  .   constantly  looking  over  your  shoulder  .   silence  no  matter  how  hard  you  scream .   catharsis  .   a   battle  of  wills  .   layers  being  peeled  back .   a  cup  of  tea  .   nosebleeds  .   addiction  .   last  bits  of  life  leaving  a  body  .   black  and  white  photography  .   sprinting  at  high  speeds .  conspiracies  .  surgery  .   blankly  polite  speech  .   noise  of  a  spoon  scraping  across  a  teacup  .   a  deer  in  headlights  .   staring  at  your  own  reflection  .   unable  to  sleep  .   loyal  friends  .

LADY BIRD  .    california  landscapes  .   budding  romance  .   uniforms  .   consolation  .   plain  and  luscious  colors  .   apologizing .  boorish  sex  .   prom  dresses  .   secondhand  dresses  .   strong  personalities  .   the  ups  and  downs  of  adolescence  .   the  theater  .   being  simultaneously  warm  and  scary  .   90s  fashion  .   dreaming  of  elsewhere  .   partying  .   signatures  on  a  cast  .   living  on  the  wrong  side  of  the  tracks  .  not  being  bound  by  any  era  .  rejection .   sparkles  .   thrift  stores  .   high  school  .   identity  crisis  .   a  place  that  looks  like  a  memory  .   going  behind  backs .   disappointed  parents  .   catholicism  .   poverty  . busy  new  york  streets  .  monotonous  hometowns  .   shitty  bands  .   anarchy  .  drifting  in  and  out  of  friendships  .   red  hair  .  self - given  names .   coming  of  age  .   a  broken  arm  .  excessive  drinking  .   first  kisses  .   cupcakes  .   smudged  eye  makeup  .  bruises  gained  unknowingly . strained  relationships . screaming  in  the  middle  of   the  night .  thoughtful  letters  .   standing  out  .   decorated  bedrooms  walls  .   having  a  change  of  heart .   expressing  individuality .

tagged by   :  @riother   ---   thank you bby <3 tagged    :  anyone cause i’m lame   !

[mamasbvy-a-blog]

BEST PICTURE NOMINEES (2018) AESTHETICS.  

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THE SHAPE OF WATER.    early mornings. art on an easel.  being trapped. flashy cars. self-righteous intolerance. speaking volumes without a word. being submerged.  learning and adapting. raindrops on windows. bubbles rising in water. cats. taboo desires. tanks of water. kitschy nostalgia. kissing underwater.  silence. isolation. golden age hollywood. sign language. scales. egg shells. jell-o. the smell of cleaning supplies. creature features. the space race. red coats. monstrous fairy tales. lab coats.  lunches in brown bags.  the click of shoes.  smog.  dance routines. slices of pie.  toxic masculinity. chains. government secrets. seeing past flaws.  floating aimlessly. needles. greens and blues. deep, inexorable scars. gills. music from the 30′s. retro-futurism. bloody handprints. routines. record players. old movies.  love in unexpected places.

PHANTOM THREAD.    a doll in a gilded birdcage. butter to bread. the death of a mother. cycles. hidden messages. a disruptive presence. longing. wedding gowns. posh control. post-war.  brightly colored socks. inner turmoil.  poison.  an air of quiet death. hallucinations. family dysfunction. rich fabrics. curses. soft piano music. restrained anger.  spinning out of control. artist and muse. dark love. pastels. peace in the countryside. clockwork dynamics. perfection. wild mushrooms.  giving up every piece of yourself.  rags to riches.  ghosts. new year’s. lingering gazes.  needle and thread. fine dining.  hearing every sound. being ambushed.  ego. flowing dresses.  a person out of place.  defiance. ink to paper. an artist tortured by their art. obsessive personalities. peepholes. soothing elegance. silk. spiral staircases. driving at high speeds. high society.

THE POST.      typewriters. newspapers. tense climates. distrust of authority.  internal battles. a legacy at stake. secrets.  cover-ups. defending what you believe. peering through windows. melodrama. political corruption.  behind closed doors. sniffing a scoop. ringing phones. lying for over a decade.  cramming and crowding. cold grays. war. fluorescent lights. treason. shuffled papers. the jungle.  a weight on your shoulders. fresh coffee. thousands of deaths.  burglary.  finding your voice. risking everything. propaganda.  tough choices. exposure. type being set by hand. workplace rivalries.  abusing power.   security breaches. hierarchy. a bed strewn with papers and books. paranoia. orders. clicking keys. redacted files. desk clutter. cigarette smoke. precious cargo. vanished technologies. suspenseful conversations.  facing charges. courtroom battles. suits and ties.

DARKEST HOUR.   never surrendering. duty. countless negotiations. the flash of cameras. beaches. historic buildings. guzzling booze. resignation. utter catastrophe. bunkers. radio broadcasts. going against the odds. bathed in red light.  a sense of humor. allies. shouting matches.  small square windows. selfishness. walking with a cane. war rooms. chandeliers. dust floating in air. righteousness. a poor reputation. an elevator surrounded by darkness.  a world at war. needing a miracle. interruptions. a last hope. cigar smoke. quoting poetry. photos of a loved one.  a single sunbeam. monarchy. vanity. rescue missions. refusing peace. allied chambers. military uniforms. taking a stand. common folk. suicide missions. drums of war. tears down sullen cheeks.  reluctance. complete collapse. evacuations.  enveloped by fog. changing history.  blood, toil, tears and sweat.

THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI.     severe burns. police uniforms. sirens. the calmness of a deer.  strumming guitars. grieving. horrifying memories. sucker punches. a lack of respect. facing threats.  skin under fingernails.  flicking cigarettes. awkward dates.  nasty rumors. claustrophobia. lush green pastures.  molotov cocktails. the fire of anger and revenge. strangers.  no remorse.  bashing in windows. the midwest. provoking a fight.  pointing fingers. being pressed for time. rundown old houses. grey morality. dark undercurrents. insurmountable losses.  cruel laughs.  the american flag. dive bars. guilty no matter what. buildings in flames. ambulances. coughing up blood. spitting. chewing on fingernails. one versus many. black and red.  not understanding another’s feelings. a mother and child. the pain of others.  a quest of justice. abandoned billboards. a hardened gaze.  driving to nowhere. small towns. last letters. absurd violence.

DUNKIRK.    burying a body. warm cider. narrow escapes. a race against time. a small boat. all hope lost. being unable to come home. taken prisoner. shipwrecks.  assuming the identity of someone else. setting fire to it all.  smoke rising from a crash .sea foam. seaports. rendered blind. dropping to take cover. land, sea, and air. entangled in chain. toast with jam.  suspense. waiting for escape. wounded men. lying in the sand. trauma. blank spaces. sinking ships. commended a hero. cocking a gun.  swallowed by darkness. bullet holes. obstacles and delays. a hero’s welcome. planes overhead. the sounds of a ticking clock. bullets ricocheting off metal. people by the thousands. shell-shocked. the explosions of shells on shores.  the sound of destruction. rising tides. head injuries. target practice. compressed time and space.  the perennial threat of death. oil ignited into flames. lying for the greater good.  blocking out the noise.  primal dangers. taking command.  sole survivor.

GET OUT.      deer antlers. suburbs. hypnosis. strange behavior.  familial tension. chopping wood. uneasy stares. tears and a smile. deception. fight or flight.  blindness. survival. sinking into the floor. watching but powerless. strapped to a chair. plugged ears. a failed handshake. car accidents. sunken places. something out of a nightmare.  going hysterical. bingo cards. smoking cigarettes. static on a television set. doing more harm than good. a hint of a smile. a stranger in any environment that is foreign to them. waiting for someone to come when they never will. overturned candles. wealthy garden parties. constantly looking over your shoulder. silence no matter how hard you scream. trances. catharsis.  a battle of wills. layers being peeled back. a cup of tea. nosebleeds. addiction.  last bits of life leaving a body. black and white photography.  sprinting at high speeds. conspiracies. surgery. blankly polite speech. noise of a spoon scraping across a teacup.  a deer in headlights. staring at your own reflection.  unable to sleep.  loyal friends.

LADY BIRD.    california landscapes. budding romance. uniforms. consolation. plain and luscious colors. apologizing. boorish sex. prom dresses. secondhand dresses. strong personalities. the ups and downs of adolescence. the theatre.  being simultaneously warm and scary.  battling depression.  90’s fashion.  dreaming of elsewhere. partying. signatures on a cast. living on the wrong side of the tracks.  not being bound by any era. rejection. sparklers.  thrift stores. high school. identity crisis. a place that looks like a memory. going behind backs.  disappointed parents. catholicism.  poverty. busy new york city streets.  monotonous hometowns. shitty bands. anarchy.  drifting in and out of friendships. menial jobs. red hair.  self-given names.  coming-of-age. a broken arm. excessive drinking. first kisses. cupcakes. smudged eye makeup. bruises gained unknowingly. strained relationships. screaming in the middle of the street. thoughtful letters. standing out. decorated bedroom walls. having a change of heart. expressing individuality.

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73 things about Little Witch Academia 03

Akko Unchained.

Akko’s first broom.

Awkward teacher, awkward student. Perfection.

How convenient that the uniform has the part to hold the staff...

So does Chariot Ursula want Akko to master the Rod or not?

The OP is still hella good.

Excited Akko is a National Treasure.

...was that track and field there before?

Sucy’s uniform man..

“Tia Freyre!”

Oh no Akko hAHAHHAHAHAA Akko pls...

Holy shit, Amanda pls... calm down.

Ah Constanze and Jasminka~

Ah of course Diana-- BUT HOLY SHIT THAT BROOM SLIDE...

Oh no leave bby Akko alone DX

Holy shit, broom relay-- I am SO down for this...

Oh Akko and her obsession with Chariot...

Any good store names this week?

Last... L-Last Wednesday Society...

OH NO THEIR CLOAKS ARE SO CUTE TOO?!?!?! WTF???

Ooooh, the Nimbus 3000-- or whatever-the-fuck-it-was-

Ah, Lightning McQueen of brooms then.

“I want it.”

Oh Akko.  Tame dat broom.

Shady Amanda is Shady~

“My First Broom.”

I... I’m not even sure Ursula can handle Akko.. tbh...

A-Akko you can’t just... sweep-

Akko... Akko sweetie pls don’t-- oh my god-

AKKO ROTFLMAO oh my god protect her.

Jfc Akko pls you can’t just... 

SUCY IS SO IN HAHAHAHHAHA- Bless Sucy’s smug-face.

Aaaah, I remember this from the movie... s-sort of?

JFC SUCY-!?

That... how does a cannon-- ohhh jesus.

OH DAAMN THAT’S GOTTA HURT-!

But will she fly?!

Didn’t think so.

Luna Nova News Network.

Ah, of course. Diana.

MAGICAL MEGA-PHONE!

So what exactly to the colors of their uniforms mean?

Oh precious bby Akko-- I can’t-

WHAT DID YOU DO, SUCY?!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SUCY!?!!?!?

AAAHHHHH CONSTANZE!!

ROCKET BROOOOOOOOOMMMMMM-!

Look at that glorious side-saddle...

SO DIGNIFIED!

OH JFC REALLY?! SUCY PLS-!!

Oh Amanda.. you’re great but some brooms were just not made to be ridden..

“Mushroom Poison Queen”.

Ah Trigger’s animations are so-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THA-- HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT EVEN DID SHE IS THAT A FR- OH MY FUCKING GOD

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I CANNOT BELIEVE-!!

“Gero gero gero gero~”

OH DAMN GET WREKT AKKO-

Ooooooooh wow... nice catch.

WH-Whoa- whoawhoawhoawhoa where are you goi- holy shit-

WHERE THE FUCK EVEN-!?!?

OH DAMN DIANA WITH THE SAVE- HAHAHAHAH

Oh Diana...

A-Akko what- Akko you can’t just-

Yes.  Yes, in fact she can...

DID SHE JUST CHAIN HERSELF TO THE BR- AKKO PLS-!

Friends pls... believe in the protage

“Uso desho..?”

OH NO JASMINKA PLS!

Akko Unchained.

Okay, okay, okay so the brook spreading it’s.... “wings” was great and stuff but can I just applaud Trigger for being able to avoid the panty-shot with such class?  Please?

Oh Diana, so photogenic.

OH DIANA.  PLS JUST BEFRIEND AKKO ALREADY-

The ED is still the sweetest thing ever.  EVER.

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Why has 'Phantom Thread' given us so many great memes?

Spoilers follow for Phantom Thread, so if you've yet to see that beauty, go do that.

Oscar-nominated Phantom Thread is more than an exceptional film. It's also a surprising fount of memes.

On its face, the Paul Thomas Anderson movie doesn't seem like it would inspire such a wide range of jokes. The 1950s period piece tells the story of genius dressmaker Reynolds Woodcock's torrid love affair with the passionate and challenging Alma Elson. They circle each other like rival sharks as their relationship gets more nuanced and complicated.

And then Alma starts poisoning Reynolds to balance out the power dynamics. And it seems to work for them!

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It's an odd, unexpected movie, with bright moments of light comedy. But you'd never guess that it would become one of the most meme'd movies of 2017.

ME: A Welsh rarebit, with a poached egg on top — not too runny — bacon, scones... butter... cream... jam — not strawberry. What else? BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU: [inaudible]

— Vichy Thought Leader (@i_zzzzzz) January 20, 2018

I'm a: ⚪️Girl 🔘Hungry Boy Looking for: ⚪Girls ⚪Boys ⚪Both 🔘A Mushroom Omelette And Some Fucking Peace And Quiet

— hattie (@hattiesoykan) February 9, 2018

And yet here we are! 

It's incredibly easy to find jokes about Phantom Thread on Twitter. The love story has evolved past its winding ways and inspired some truly funny memes.

But why? What is it about the movie that lends itself to so many humorous observations? Why have people adopted it as a whimsical cultural touchstone?

Is your child texting about Phantom Thread? LMAO - last minute asparagus outrage WTF- Woodcock's the fussiest SMH- special meal hungryboy GTG- getting tailored gowns FML- foreshadowing mushroom lover BRB - big restful breakfast

— Alex Bedder (@itgetsbedder) January 30, 2018

send tweet pic.twitter.com/s0IlPE17Sa

— dori (@wordsonfilms) February 6, 2018

It's because Phantom Thread has the confidence to defy all expectations with a very bizarre and memorable plot device that also manages to be weirdly universal.

Reynolds and Alma's shifting struggles to balance out the expectations and needs in their relationship is painfully relatable. Most relationships have tensions around variations of the same thing. 

However, Alma's solution to this problem, and Reynolds' acceptance of it, has an air of #goals about it. Her poisoning and his willingness to be poisoned is extreme, but there is undoubtedly something hugely romantic about this deal. 

The relatability of the problem and the romance of such a dramatic solution makes it primed for memes similar to something like #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin.

But the secret sauce that makes the memes so good is that Alma's solution is so very absurd, so completely extra.

Relatability, romance, and absurdity is an excellent recipe for excellent memes.

Phantom Thread (2017, dir. Paul Thomas Anderson) pic.twitter.com/iPmgfHDmdk

— Manchego Arepas (@LM_Bets) February 7, 2018

Rise and grind pic.twitter.com/6KsSdyyXnL

— Future Canon (@futurecanon) February 7, 2018

Alma: he needs to be slowed down in his steps a little Dina: oh, just mushroom him Alma: what? Dina: you mean you’ve never mushroomed a guy before? Alma: no.... but I’m listening Dina: ok so you wanna get one of those mushrooms with the yellow underneath pic.twitter.com/WyD4TnJUJJ

— Alex Bedder (@itgetsbedder) February 9, 2018

The Phantom Thread memes also celebrate the movie. They don't come from a place of ridicule or meanness. 

The people making the memes seem to genuinely appreciate the story Anderson has told, and these jokes are a way of celebrating it. 

Phantom Thread (2017, dir. Paul Thomas Anderson) pic.twitter.com/NtgW4mWsUL

— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) February 7, 2018

Phantom Thread (2017) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson pic.twitter.com/0cFdTxs1xv

— ellie (@vickykrieps) February 8, 2018

Phantom Thread (2017) (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson) pic.twitter.com/ksywOBXZaK

— Simpsons Films (@simpsonsfilms) February 4, 2018

Phantom Thread (2017) pic.twitter.com/P5PfyNQVkd

— bby root (@root_g) January 31, 2018

PHANTOM THREAD (2017) DP: (?) Dir: Paul Thomas Anderson#OnePerfectShot pic.twitter.com/nkBSpohgk7

— Bob Chipman (@the_moviebob) February 9, 2018

Phantom Thread has been nominated for six Academy Awards. In a crowded field of excellent films, it has yet to emerge as a favorite in any category. But hopefully, Anderson can see these delightful memes made by adoring fans as a worthy prize all their own.

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