#pogostick

[sometimesmyhandswork]

[lvlcurrent]

"that's what i like about you!!"

[yourheartinyourmouth]

if the world as a whole is going to insist that everybody Has To Have A Job, then the barrier for entry to A Job should be fucking nothing. you should show up at the job center and they go "oh, you need a job and you don't care what it's in? OK, here you go. you start on wednesday."

i don't want a career. i don't even want to work. i shouldn't have to throw my entire fucking life away just to eat and have a roof to sleep under. working most of the time i'm awake for 5 days only to have 48 hours to myself is not fucking ok and i don't think anyone should do it, let alone be forced to!

but no only is the barrier to employment INSANELY HIGH, we keep making it fucking higher!!!! what the fuck do you mean i have to have every single qualification and experience listed, AND i have to write a completely original and compelling persuasive essay for EVERY job, now i need to make a new fucking resume EVERY TIME, AND network, both over job-related social media AND in real life??????? AND i have to be not only proficient, but an expert in this weird jargony super secret Konami business job code language that no one ever taught me or explained and that just kind of popped up out of nowhere?????????????????? AND i have to have a "personal brand"???????? as an employee of no one?????????????????????????????????????????????????

WHAT THE FUCK

what if i don't have the spoons or energy or whatever the fuck you have to have in order to pursue a more than full time job......in finding a fucking job?!?!?!

[qubelord]

Honk honk

[evilroachindustrial]

Ashton, I get it. You're bummed you're not a god's Prettiest Princess and have an axe to grind but holy shit, your grudge isn't worth more than literally all life on Exandria.

[bitbot360]

Heyy finally finished my lil ref sheet for my goober!

I am actually so dick when it comes to drawing my own OC's but I finally got something lol. I hope you all enjoy my glitchy chaos baby like I do!

[mail-me-a-snail]

hey snail!! Hope you're feeling better!

(couldn't help myself sorry)

HELPPPP LITERALLY THATS WHAT ITS LIKE THOUGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hclluvahctel-aa]

Meanwhile my Chaz:

Living his best life. His crops are growing. His skin is clear. His depression is gone. His dicks are big. His balls are empty.

[velveteen-vampire]

What do you think is the most ridiculous robot in the games

i know there is some stupider bitch out there that i cant remember right now.. but off the top of my head im going to have to go with quint and his pogo stick

who came up with this

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

For the sake of my sanity I feel like I require other people to still be as aggressively into Captain Avantika as me, but sometimes we play by Highlander rules and I’ll be the last one with my head left on

[belle--ofthebrawl]

Two great fic ideas have merged to become something powerful and terrible.

[arinakaard]

parallel playing

[roseverdict]

when you think so hard about an au idea that's even further from canon than your usual au faves and get the Wonderful Idea to make it become its own story idea.

so

idk maybe i'll fixate on that at some point

[14raweggs]

fuck this stupid baka life & the stupid komaeda luck pattern I've somehow developed

[sootyships]

the phrase of "being good" now low key makes me be like 😒 due to that one fic i read so. don't be good. never be good. be ungovernable. be feral.

[boilingrain]

YOOOO GUESS WHO FINALLY CAME HOME