14raweggs

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fantasizing about being in bed

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TIL there is no physical description of Jesus in the Bible.

via ift.tt

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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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eridan should work retail. this would either fix him or result in countless deaths

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“the ethics of vampirism” well i just really like it and think it’s cool. What about that

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Tecchou sketch

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As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭

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When the music is loud AND bad

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I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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Cole slaw. 

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why be radically exclusionary abt queerness when you could be radically inclusionary instead. let's inflate the numbers. let's become the majority. the sky's the limit

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hi guys. I'm evil.

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My daily dose of serotonin is served