#poachers kinda hot tho

[pancakesmythie]

Shoutout to my bestie @ellulemmu (again TYSMM) for artwork of CHKN poacher!! Holy crap. Just imagine just walking thru the wilderness and u get shot with a tranquilizer dart and the last thing u see is this MF?! OMGGG😫

So I got CHKN again on Steam since it has been made free earlier this year (I think it was). The last time I played was sometime in 2015 or 2016 when I watched Jacksepticeye play it so I just got the demo then. It's been over half a decade since then and they are... still in early access with no big updates in the past 3 years or so. This was last on my list of Steam games to play and only got it because it was free.

Surprisingly, it's one of the better games that I have gotten recently! Despite (still) being in early access it's a fairly large game so far, like I can spend an entire day doing 1 task (like building or fighting bosses) and still have it stay interesting. All of the creatures make fitting noises, most items and menus have sound effects, the terrain is fecking beautiful and it seems mostly balanced as of now.

I've ended up just making and hatching bunches or hornhowlies, mostly because I'm missing World Of JumpStart but also because they are fairly effective at doing most things in this game. It's literally just so fun gliding around on my hornhowlie creatures, exploring the map and finding new creatures to fight or tame. It's also fun to loot poachers and see what kind of wonky tech they have. I was so spooked the 1st time I found a poacher, It was night time and I just saw this human figure with green and black as I died (early game tho).

Honestly I'm ok if it never gets another update. It would be better for it to stay in the state that it's in now rather than turn into an ugly crappy pay to win game. That being said, there's some cool ideas that I have for it that are not being added!

CREATURE DEPTH

The player should be able to tame aggressive creatures by scaring it/lowering heath and then feeding it. You should also be able to lead multiple creatures and attach the leash to a fence post, the ball should also work like playing fetch.

MORE POACHER STUFF

It would just be cool to have stuff like larger poacher camps, maybe poacher exclusive potions that mess up your creatures. Since they're poachers maybe they would be storing eggs with exclusive creature parts in them.

SOUNDTRACKS

There's some short tracks for thing like when your creatures level up but it would be nice to have soundtracks for when you are just wandering or if the music changes if you are being attacked. Add heavy metal to boss fights.

CHEAPER TOOLS

It seems just a bit unbalanced that we gotta defeat like 6 bosses before we can get the tool to mine ore to craft windows. Maybe the boss fights could unlock more armors or higher tier weapons and we could use cheap picks to mine early on. However, since there aren't that many items in the game it's understandable.

CHARACTER EDTIOR

I know this game is all about making creatures but we should be able to pick at least our hair and eye colors. The armors is all the avatar customization we get now. Though I do like the newer player model more than the old one.

MORE DECOR

I'm talking things like chairs, tables, pots for plants, maybe rugs or display cases for your favorite items, shelves and rugs. Thought that is a lot for early access still. It'd also be cool to name light beacons so we can tell them apart in the map menu.

Seriously, give this game a try! It's free atleast for now, it's crashed twice on me but I turned down the graphics and it's working fine now.

[espressoristretto-patronum]

hello there! :D

leaving here a few questions for your MC ♡:

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3) does your mc have a favourite colour? why is it their favourite?

8) what house is your mc in? why are they in that house?

19) does your mc have a love interest? who is it? why did your mc fall for that character, if they do have a love interest?

25) what is your mc’s favourite season? why is it their favourite?

27) if your mc wasn’t in their current house, where would they have been sorted? why do you think they’d be there?

Hi there! Thank you so much for the ask! ☺️

3) Does your mc have a favourite colour? why is it their favourite?

Teenager Tori would choose yellow and black because she is a proud hufflepuff, but adult Tori hasn't really a favourite colour, but she prefers warm colours over cold.

8) what house is your mc in? why are they in that house?

Hufflepuff! She is there mostly because I am hufflepuff too 😅 but she has all the qualities of the house: loyal (and she values that in other people too, that's why for example she respects early game Sebastian so much), hard-worker and kind (kindness is what she value the most) . Maybe she isn't the most patient hufflepuff 😅 but not killing everyone that pisses her off isn't patience tho?

19) does your mc have a love interest? who is it? why did your mc fall for that character, if they do have a love interest?

Aaah *inhale* POPPY SWEETING. I love Poppy so much 🥺

She loves Poppy because she so kind, even after a cruel childhood with her poacher parents, but also very fierce.

Poppy looks like a cinnamon roll, she is a cinnamon roll, but she would kill you if you mistreat beasts and her people 😤

25) what is your mc’s favourite season? why is it their favourite?

I know this is kinda basic but autumn is the answer. I mentioned before that Tori likes warm colours and autumn has a lot of them (aesthetically it is the best season!) ☺️ besides, it's not so hot, not so cold, it's perfect 🤌

27) if your mc wasn’t in their current house, where would they have been sorted? why do you think they’d be there?

I took two pottermore tests for Tori and one confirmed she is hufflepuff and the other said she is a Gryffindor. And... Yeah, why not? She would fit in Gryffindor too, because she is brave and adventurous!

[madnesswithmadhu]

chat the madagascar/ahkj hyperfix is coming back so here are MY HOT, ULTIMATE TAKES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (also I might remember things wrong so pls correct me if I do!!)

AS MUCH AS LITTLE ME LOVED THE 3RD MADAGASCAR MOVIE, I JUST HATE IT LORE WISE. LIKE CHANEL DUBOIS WAS ICONIC THO BUT THEY COULDVE MADE HER LIKE A POACHER AND LET THEM STAY IN THE WILD LIKE... WHY DID THE CIRCUS HAVE TO BE BROUGHT IN??? AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE WHOLE LOVE INTEREST THING (THAT CHEETAH GIRL, FORGOR HER NAME SORRY, AND THAT BEAR WHO'S NAME WAS SONYA I THINK IDK THATS HOW UNREMEMARBLE THEY WERE TO ME) LIKE IN MY OPINION THAT CHEETAH GIRL WAS JUST THERE FOR ALEX BC "OOOH LOVE INTEREST" WHICH SUCKS TBH BC SHE COULDVE BEEN COOL, BUT THEY KINDA DID WITH HER WHAT THEY DID WITH CLOVER AT THE END OF AHKJ, PURELY EXISTING FOR MALE CHARACTERS.

SPEAKING OF RHE 3RD MOVIE (I HAVE IMMENSE BEEF WITH IT SORRY) WTF WAS THAT SCENE WHERE MAURICE SMILED WHEN RHEY ALL THOUGHT JULIEN DIED??? LIKE HUH?...WHAT ABOUT TRUE BROMANCE?... I, MAURICE??? LIKE HUH. AND IT WASNT EVEN ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE ITS LIKE THEY SMILE FIRST FROM SHOCK AND THEN FREAK OUT BC THE CREATOR **CONFIRMED** IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT MAURICE WAS HAPPY HE DIED LIKE NO???? THOSE TWO ARE LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE WHO BICKER BUT STILL LOVE EACHOTHER AND ARE JUST GRUMPY MOST OF THE TIME

I WISH WE COULDVE GOTTEN A MOVIE THAT FOCUSED ON THE LEMURS/MAYBE ANOTHER SERIES THATS ABOUT THE LEMUR TRIO RETURNING TO MADAGASCAR AND TRYING TO FIX EVERYTHING THAT WENT WRONG WHEN THEY WERE GONE, OR THEY COULD ACTUALLY EXPAND MORE ON THE WHOLE TRAVELLING CIRCUS IDEA WHICH COULD MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING

ALSO CLOVER IS A LESBIAN. SORRY NOT SORRY LIKE THE LEMUR TRIO LITERALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA MARRY A WOMAN, AND FOUND NO PROBLEM WITH IT, LIKE SHE DOESNT LIKE SAGE, SHE LIKES THE IDEA OF HIM BC SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM HER NOVELS!!!!!! (Need someone to draw the lemur trio+maybe like Ted or whatever going to the mountain lemur kingdom and playing "good luck, babe!" From Chappel Roan to try and knock her out of the comphet. OR ILL DRAW IT MYSELF IDK)

WHY ARE WE OVERLOOKING MAURICE'S LORE?... LIKE SURE MORT'S LORE IS CWAZY BUT MAURICE IS LITERALLY LIKE A GOD TO A BUNCH OF SNAILS???? LIKE NO ONE HAS DEEPENED INTO THAT LORE AND IT MAKES ME SAD LOWKEY, NOT ONLY CUZ HES MY FAV AND HE IS TERIBBLY UNDERRATED SINCE PPL WANNA FOCUS ON KJ AND MORT MORE, BUT HE GENUINELY HAS LORE THAT IS SO INSANE, LIKE HE LOST BOTH HIS BIO PARENTS AND HIS ADOPTIVE PARENTS DUE TO FOOSSA'S; HE GOT BULLIED AS A KID; HE IS A IMMENSE PPL'S PLEASER; ETC ETC. LIKE HE'S SO COOL IM NOT BEING BIASED CUZ HES MY FAVE PLS

OVERALL: DREAMWORKS STOP MAKING FEMALE CHARACTERS ONLY EXIST FOR MALE ONES AND MAKE GOOD SEQUELS/PREQUELS THAT DONT CONTRADICT ONE ANOTHER

THE MFS WHO MADE RHAT JULIEN ASSASIN JOKE IS DEAD TO ME TBH

PLS MAKE ANOTHER MADAGASCAR MEDIA SO THE FANDOM REVIVES

#SAVECLOVERFROMHERCOMPHET

PLS STOP IGNORING MAURICE, HE IS SILLY IN HIS OWN WAYS AND DOESNT HAVE TO HAVE A WEIRD KINK AROUND ANOTHER CHARACTER TO BE POPULAR, BC HE IS JUST AS OVER-THE-TOP AS THE OTHER CHARACTERS JUST IN HIS OWN WAY PLS😞😞

[hellishgayliath]

Does Picos ability to communicate with animals ever come in handy in a situation? Maybe while caring for the dogs, or possibly during the invasion (while there were still animals around) he could use them as scouts or something for info?

It seems like such an interesting ability with a lot of broad potential. You also mention how it's a curse though too, how so? Would they be able to hear animals hurt? or just overhear some really cursed deranged conversation between two pigeons type of thing lol

Love looking through all the art of them and reading all the info, he's such a well-fleshed-out character, so interesting!!! :')

I've been debating how I wanted to answer this so I think it'd be better to break it into segments.

Does Pico's ability to communicate with animals ever come in handy in a situation?

Yes actually! If there's ever a problem happening with one of the pups ex: coming down with a cold, upset stomach, stuck in a hard to get out of spot, injury, etc he's usually the first to know or to hear about it from the other dogs and can act accordingly more quickly, same also goes for any injured animals in the woods. Another perk is being able to tell if there are poachers in the area, whether he hears it from the birds or squirrels or any critter that happens to spot them and run em out of the forest. I'm kinda debating whether this ability also extends to yokai/mutated related pets, sooooo I would like to think so too. Another perk tho is finding out all the hot gossip amongst the woodland life lol.

You also mention how it's a curse though too, how so?

Two words.

Mating season.

To other people it's just your typical animal calls and sounds la di da, but to Pico it's hell. He hears everything. He knows what's going on and he hates it. He's able to hear animals when they're talking about him behind his back, any constant nagging if one's trying to get his attention, the endless chatter if he's trying to sleep etc. I think it'd get overwhelming sometimes, all these individual voices that only he ( and Todd I believe) can hear all going on at the same time, it's not fun. He also has beef with a raccoon.

Possibly during the invasion (while there were still animals around) he could use them as scouts or something for info?

I'd like to think most animals that were tethered to the ground (land animals) didn't have a high chance of making it due to the kraang like goo that would take over individuals in mere seconds it touched (sadly that includes the dogs :c ) so birds were the ones that came more out on top cuz they were able to avoid it more easily. They'd help do aerial surveillance, taking note of what routes were safe to traverse, spot any labor camps the kraang were commandeering and relay messages back n forth to plan a rescue. It's a very useful ability to have on hand.

Love looking through all the art of them and reading all the info, he's such a well-fleshed-out character, so interesting!!! :')

THANK YOU THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEE!! :DDDDD It's been a while since I've been able to build up a character like I have with him so it makes me so giddy and gleeful when other people feel the same way, it's a lot of fun!!! <333

[the-fandom-fuckup]

A bit more for that modern fantasy au I teased a bit ago

Character designs n stuff are slightly based off the official halloween n fantasy ending arts, plus whatever else I wanted to do, so Kiri is a dragon shifter here, Baku is a werewolf, n Ochako is a witch.

There'll probably be a hint of a/b/o dynamics here for weres n shifters, n the idea of alpha!Kiri n alpha!Baku has stuck to me like glue, so that's a thing here also

There's no real plot for this, just these three being dumb n pining, and everyone around them rolling their eyes n dealing with it lmao

I've thought about jobs n first meetings tho, n came up with this. Kiri's a firefighter (along with Tetsu, who is also a dragon shifter, bc I love him and their bro-bond), bc big fire resistent boy running into fires to help people just makes sense. Also I really like the thought of him in the uniform

Ochako works as a self defense instructor with Gunhead at a small gym in town, probably helping people with magic items n stuff on the side for extra cash or smth, I dunno. She might wanna move into a more magically dominant field one day, but she likes the environment of the gym n the regulars that come in n chat between classes. She's also very good at what she does n has put many assholes in their place after they've scoffed at "the cute little girl you have here".

Baku is a "park ranger", n I use quotations bc that's the only title he could really give himself to have any authority over the land he owns. He gives himself more leeway than what some laws may grant, tho tbh if you're coming into his territory with intent to harm those in it, you're lucky to walk away at all just sayin'

He runs an escape park of sorts for weres n shifters to run around during full moons and other times they need to shed their human skin, personally owned so he can avoid all the bullshit regulations n "safety procedures" found in bigger places that try offering the same thing, but ultimately make the shifting process shittier than it needs to be. And words gets around so it gets super popular super fast, n people of all ages come by

Tbh the thought of a teeny tiny wolf, like 10y/o at most running around Baku n trying to get him to play, nipping at his ankles n calling him the pack alpha is really what settled the debate on whether he should be an alpha or omega. And the added image of Baku rolling his eyes n putting on his toughass act but not really minding it as he gets them moving with a tap on the ass, muttering "Fuckin told ya squirt, I'm not your pack alpha. Now find someone else's ankles to bite at, I'm busy", makes me feel really nice

For some first meetings, tbh Kiribaku probably happens first, n they meet when Kiri n Tetsu accidentally trespass on Baku's territory bc they're new to the area n found a big ass lake to soak in during a flight over town, like dude!! Fuck yea that could fit both of us easy, man I haven't soaked in my big form in forever lets go!

And ofc if the giant shadows overhead hadn't tipped him off the security sensors would've so Baku's like who in the FUCK!! N storms off to confront them bc you don't just come on his land like that. That's how people get fucking hurt you dumb assholes 😤😤

N Kiri n Tetsu are mostly just minding their own business, settling down into the lake like aw yea that's the shit, almost passing out bc they'd just had a long day n the water was so cool n the fish eatting the dead skin n shit off their scales was so relaxing. They don't even realise they'd drifted into a light doze when they hear furious snarling n harsh sniffing coming their way, n barely have enough time to get up before Baku comes tearing shit through the trees

And like. Kiri n Tetsu know that they're big boys. Their full sized dragon forms are huge n there's not much out there that scares them, but nobody likes coming face to face with a snarling werewolf, standing in their territory without any warning that you maybe shouldn't be there

Despite the hostile intro, it doesn't take much for the misunderatanding to be cleared up. There's a lot of apologies from Kiri n Tetsu n a lot of irritated snorts from Baku, but they get straightened out. Baku tells them what kinda show he's running n Kiri inatantly get sparkly eyes like dude!! You do that all by yourself?! That's so manly bro you gotta let us help with that

Baku snorts like you don't have to make empty offers if you wanna use the grounds, I don't refuse people unless they pose an actual threat to the others. You guys aren't dangerous, just stupid. N Kiri goes hey rude, but also it's gotta be a lot dealing with all that on your own. We can at least watch out from above, keep an eye on shit or whatever bc face it man, you may be great but even you can't be in multiple places at once.

And the only reason Baku ends up agreeing is bc they pester him about it until he's well past irritated, n he's figured out the only way to shut them up was concede. They can't be there fulltime anyway consudering their professions, but they're sure to help when they can

Kirichako meet at the gym. Kiri's buying a membership or smth bc you gotta keep the stength up bro! Can't be slacking when you're the difference between someone living n someong dying y'know? Ochako's either in a class or dealing with some hothead, her furrowed brows n puffed cheeks distracting Kiri n reminding him of a chipmunk before bud says smth he can't hear but has Ochako seeing red. It doesn't take long for him to end up on his ass n Kiri's just stuck watching, jaw dropped n heart eyes as Ochako tells the guy he can either fix his attitude or find somewhere else to go

Kiri turns to Tetsu like dude holy shit did you see that?? N Tetsu's like yea bro everyone saw it, n Ochako comes up to them like sorry about that. We have a no harassment policy here that some people overstep, n it sucks that we get people coming in that need it enforced but unfortunately it's pretty common.

Then, bc she's still a bit sour, she looks them both dead in the eyes with a fire raging behind hers like if that's not smth you think you can handle then you might as well save us all the hassle n leave now. N they're both like no way that was great, totally understandable, just tell us where to sign

And while she came off as kinda aggressive during their initial meet, Kiri's quick to find she has just as much sweetness to match her bite. He watches her between sets sometimes n sees how kind n gentle she can be with the younger classes that come in, how she doesn't single out people who struggle n instead moves to help n provide tips without making a huge deal of it

She's also one of the first people to come running when someone gets hurt, he finds out. He'd admittedly been more focused on her sparring with Gunhead than he'd been on the super heavy equipment he was using for his reps, n managed to look over at the perfect time to get flustered n drop it directly on his foot. The resounding crack was loud enough to catch quite a bit of attention, tho he knows the equipment is more likely to be damaged than his foot

Ochako doesn't even hesitate to run over n levitate him to take the pressure off of his not broken foot, going "oh my god are you okay?? Someone clear that bench please, he needs to get off his feet now!" N Kiri does appreciate the concern, as embarassing as it may be, n tries to tell her it's really not a big deal, thanks for the help but honestly--

N she rounds on him like say that one more time n you'll be dealing with a broken nose instead, now sit your ass down n let me handle this!! Kiri can't even reply with anything other than a quiet okay😳😳 bc he's always thought her determination was super admirable, but being this close n seeing it burn in her eyes so intensely is taking it to a whole new level n he has no clue how to handle it

Kacchako meeting is kind of a hybrid mix of the other two combined lmao. Baku owns a pack house where he lives with Deku, then later with Kiri, Tetsu, Mina, Kami, n Sero, but he's so busy with the park that he's hardly ever home. N since Ochako's kinda embarassed about her tiny ass appartment, they usually hang out at the pack house to talk over magic studies or gossip over whatever's happened recently. At this point Baku n Ochako have heard of each other but never been around at the same time

Which causes a problem one day while Ochako's in the kitchen making tea when Baku comes home. He'd had a stressful day warding off poachers or smth, n his rut's just a few days away now, so when he opens the door n is greeted with a slightly unfamiliar scent it sends him into a daze, where he stalks to the kitchen before he even knows that he's moving

Ochako knows tho, can hear the low growls and deliberately quiet steps creeping behind her, setting her on edge bc ohhhh my god, someone just broke into Deku's place holy shit!! And when it gets close enough to barely feel hot breath on the back of her neck she's flinging herself into action, all muscle memory as she gets a few quick jabs into Baku's gut. It knocks the question outta his lungs, getting out a choked "who the--" before her magic kicks in and she's picking him up n slamming him down with his weight returned for maximum momentum, body slamming the following "fUCK!!" out as well before she placed her weight on him to keep him down. She gets right in his face demanding "who are you?! How did you get in here?!"

And when he can breathe again Baku snaps back like "who tf am I?!? I live here!! Who tf are you?!?!" And like, she's still in fight mode so she's looking him over like hmm, so this is Bakugou. Then she realises wtf she's doing n goes oh my god it's Bakugou!! N she's jumping off him and apologising so fast that she's barely saying words, trying to take his hands n help him back up but getting swatted away bc you've done enough touching don't you think??

And yea, Baku's kinda pissed. Being attacked in your own house does that to anyone, let alone a pre-rut alpha. But also, he's kinda impressed, bc he can count on one hand the amount of people who've gotten the drop on him like that, but he'd rather die than admit it out loud. So he just huffs at her with a final "try that shit again n I'll kill you", n stalks off to his room, having more important things to worry about right then than who's fucking around in his kitchen

((His rut decides to be completely unhelpful that time around, his alpha brain locking in on the faint perfume she'd left on his shirt while tossing him around and how perfectly it mixed with his own scent, as well as the shirt he nabbed from Kiri's laundry basket the night before. He rubs the scents of these strong potential mates all over his den, knots his rut aid with his face plastered to the shirts then uses it to scent the shirts even more, drunk off of how well their scents all mix together. He's rightfully embarassed during the end when he can start thinking properly again n throws both shirts to the back of his closet to be forgotten about--as much as his alpha fights him on it--n moves on to his business like normal.

Tho if he tries to be home more often when he knows Ochako's coming around, n spends more time in Kiri's space, nobody's mean enough to comment on it. At least, not at first.))

Man I have many feelings about this, but I'll leave it here for now bc I could go on forever

[hellafluff]

Bored and thinking about my slasher OC Andy, the Alligator one, and like what her movie arc would look like. The following long ass post details each movie and how good it would be:

Her first movie would be called Gator, releases in the early 80s. It's a suspenseful murder mystery set in Florida that seems to point to the killer disposing of bodies in the swamp for the gators to eat but then its revealed the Killer is killing them with their fucked up teeth so it only looks like theyve been munched on by gators. Andy gets away after being shot a bunch in the end. a solid 8/10 movie, the dialogue kinda sucks

The second movie, which is titled something like Gator II - Birth of a Monster and its a lot like "i know what you did last summer" where a group of now adult friends are being picked off for something they did and it turns out to be Andy seeking revenge for the torment they put her in from her childhood. Andy is arrested in the end but chews through her cuffs and kills the police before escaping. a 4/10, lots of sex scenes between unlikable characters???

Third movie is a clusterfuck, it markets itself as another installment in the franchise but really its a creature feature with elements of the first 2 thrown in. Just called Gator III. HEAVILY rips off Jaws about 30 years too late. The villain here isn't Andy but a congregation of alligators tearing apart a small Florida town, lead by a massive albino gator covered in scars. Andy appears in flashbacks and a house is discovered in the swamp that seems to be where she lived but now is infested with gators. a half rotten skeleton with only one jagged tooth found nearby is implied to be her. 2/10 movie, no one likes it and animals were harmed on set, causing activist pushback

So you know the weird cult plot that happened in the later Halloween movies? The fourth movie, Gator IV - Tooth and Nail does that, retconning Andy's backstory and saying she was groomed by a cult because they see her birth defect as a sign from their demon patron that she will be its vessel. Her remains from last movie are brought back to life in the last half hour as a alligator demon woman that the studio forced the crew to make sexy instead of gross. Effects/makeup for it are practical tho and the movie is considered a 3/10, with some solid kills from the cult throughout and great effects but the pacing sucks and the main cast is awful.

Okay so. Jason X exists, right? Yeah in the late 90s this happens. Titled Sewer Gator. Unrelated to the Andy of the previous movies, a young woman is experimented on in a genetics lab and infused with alligator DNA. She mutates into a fucked up gator woman thats actually gross this time except is 1999 and CGI is the hot new thing and the studio execs cover over all the fun practical effects and makeup with godawful CGI. She escapes the facility and into the sewers of New York where she begins a massacre and continues to mutate until she's exploded with military grade weaponry at the end. a stinger after her death shows she laid eggs but this goes nowhere because the movie makes no money and its never touched again. Surprisingly good actually 7/10, the bluray remaster gets rid of the CG and adds back in as much of the practical footage it can find and it becomes a 8.5/10

The series goes dormant for ten years

The series is rebooted in 2009 with a remake of the OG, except now its called The Swamp. Much more character focused, starting with a herpetologist and a poacher coming to town to help with the alligator problem. Theyre at odds immediately, the poacher insisting the gators need to be dealt with his way but the herpetologist is like "hey these bite marks arent anything like an alligators what the fuck is going on???" the big reveal of the movie is the poacher knows its not an alligator, but his deformed sister who he was keeping locked up until her escape a few years back and he's here to kill her. He's killed in the end by Andy and the herpetologist manages to snare her in a bear trap and get away but when the authorities show up Andy's chewed through her own leg and escaped. 7/10, goes on too long and the reveal exposition is weird and plot holey but audiences enjoy it. Has really good nu-metal on the soundtrack.

The Swamp II comes out 2 years later and sucks so bad. 1/10. The plot takes the Family angle from the last movie and goes full Wrong Turn incest cannibals in the swamps of Florida with it. Weird and creepy and sexual. Andy is there, missing a leg, as the eldest child of this family who serves an insane mother but the movie focuses on her other siblings with their weird deformities let loose now that the "normal" poacher brother is gone. movie heavily implies one of the female characters has sex with an alligator at one point. trash movie, don't watch in a place someone can walk in on you in

Series goes dormant again.

A miniseries drops unexpectedly in 2019. Swamp Diaries. 5 half hour episodes in the style of a found footage film of a group of friends searching for the legendary "Gator Woman of the Swamp." First episode introduces the characters, all likable and well rounded, college age. Second episode is the beginning of the expedition, outlines a lot of the history of the Gator Woman urban legend. Third episode the group runs into actual gators and starts finding weird, Blair Witch esque shit, becoming lost after they have to run from something, the first death happens. Episode four is suspenseful and horrific as the group tries to get home, another person dies. Episode five is the kicker, ending with the reveal Tamara, one of the last survivors, is actually working with the actual Gator woman, her childhood friend who she promised to protect and later on, feed. Ends with Tamara killing the last survivor and telling Andy it's time to go home. 8/10, paced mostly well and very scary, lots of shaky cam but the final twist is a hit with monsterfuckers bc its all but said Tamara and Andy are together.

[amandabe11man]

do all the emojis

aw ye now i don’t have to differentiate between them, omg:

😍 celebrity crushALL THE OLDER MEN😘 irl crush….another older man, lol😖 something that makes you anxiousparting from family members or pets (you could say i’ve gotten a bit protective of them since my godmother passed…)😑 pet peevethings that are considered popular by the vast majority😒 person you hatesurprisingly, not too many (irl at least, except my former stepmom and stepsister; they can both fuck right off)– but vladimir putin is one of the ones lmao (sorry kiana…)😱 biggest fearflying, time passing, dying, aging🤐 tell us a secreti am finally getting used to this body😡 something that makes you madwhen people take culture and artists etc. for granted😈 turn oncrossdressing on guys, lol👿 turn offsmoking (yes, weed too) and drinking🙌🏻 something you can’t live withouta cliché but; the people and animals around me. it’s true👽 ever seen a ufo?sadly, no. but one time i saw this weird-ass moving dot-pattern up in the sky and i was fuckin weirded out tbh, so i guess if that wasn’t just some massive headlamp then i might’ve seen a ufo??👄 first kiss storydunno if it was my first, but of course, it was during some party game we were playing during a classmate’s b-day party, omfg. (tbh i’ve actually never kissed anyone properly, like– open mouthed and all, lmao)🤘 first concert you went toprobably not the VERY first, but the first one that comes to mind is ofc when i went to see Red Hot Chili Peppers when i was 10👀 eye colorblue👤 ethnicityuh– white?💇 hair lengthpm shoulder-length rn💁 hair colorbrown👯 best friendi don’t really have A best friend anymore, so much as i consider all the ones i hang out with to be varying degrees of best friends, omfg👑 favorite Disney princesspocahontas, maybe?🐱 have any pets?YES; several rabbits, a few cats and some sheep☘ are you superstitious?yes🌸 favorite floweri don’t know anything about flowers tbh but my favorites when i was little were tulips🌿 favorite seasoni’ve started seeing the beauty with each season lately, but autumn has still gotta be the favorite tbh🌎 where you want to liveRIGHT HERE (on gotland, that is)🌝 day or nightnight☄ seen a shooting star?many🌈 favorite colorgreen, to put it simply❄️ favorite winter sportuhh– skiing??🌊 ocean or poolOCEAN☂ rainy or sunny?rainy tbh, but sunny can be alright as well🍎 favorite fruitapple🎤 favorite singeruM THERE ARE SO MANY (till lindemann is always the bomb tho)🎧 favorite bandRammstein… hoping they’ll be back from war soon…..🎭 favorite playmy acting-group’s version of “Alice in Wonderland” tbh (but as for professional plays, idk, i’ve seen quite a few good and inspirational ones. i haven’t seen it but i’ve wanted to see “king lear” for a while since i used to think it looked creepy, haha)🎹 play any instruments?used to play the recorder from like– age 9 to 14, maybe?? (that alto recorder fuckin slayed my tiny babyhands, man) – kinda wanna learn to play the piano and guitar too tbh🎬 favorite moviealsO SO MANY, but “the shining” and “the hitcher”(emphasis on the one from ‘86) are always good picks🎮 favorite video gameJSHGSJERT SO MANY Y U DO DIS– i seriously love most of the Silent Hill-games, though. and both Jazz Jackrabbit-games. and Undertale. and–🚲 preferred type of transportationbike✈️ place you want to traveli used to be able to think of so many places but now i’m not sure– definitely would wanna go back to germany again though. japan would be cool too, and– FINE…. the US too i guess🏠 where you currently livegotland, sweden, europe, planet earth📞 last person you talked on the phone withmy mom or dad📻 favorite radio stationi don’t listen much rn but when i was young and impressionable, my favorite station was rix fm, lmao (basically just the same loop of currently popular songs over and over, mixed with commercials and hosts shout-talking into their mics)📺 favorite tv showLOTS, once again. but the one i’ve kept coming back to over and over for 10+ years now is “Midsomer murders”, so that’s what it’ll have to be🔋 battery %87💰 jobi’m an intern at nickelodeon– a bookstore🚬 ever smoked/drank/done drugsi’ve tried cigarettes a couple times, drank a little, NEVER done drugs🔮 where do you see yourself in 5 yearsi honestly don’t care to think about it (fear of time passing, remember?)🎁 best gift you’ve ever gottenlife idk🎉 favorite holidayhalloween or christmas💌 ever received a love letter?not that i recall📚 a book you are currently readingseveral i haven’t finished yet after a lot of years, lol. i’m still trying my hand at “moby dick” and recently; “färjan”📖 favorite booksome of stephen king’s short story-collections tbh❤️ 5 people you lovemom, dad, my brother, my rabbit(s), my crush (the rabbits DO count, okay)💗 sexualityhonestly kinda straight, but sometimes a little bi too i just dk✝ religionwants to believe in something, but i can’t say i’m religious either♌️ zodiacvirgo✅ something you’ve checked off your bucket listnot sure it was on my bucket list but, uh– swam in the mediterranean?#️⃣ lucky numbermost even numbers from 4 and up🎶 top 5 favorite songscurrently: “cut the cord” – shinedown                “crashing around you” – machine head                “homecoming” - kanye west (…..shut up)                “shiny” from the swedish Moana-soundtrack                both the opening and ending-songs in season 2 of “Attack on titan”✖️ 5 things you hatewar (just all stupid-ass conflicts, pm), diseases, when we people build everywhere, most memes of today, poachers🕒 time you go to bedpm always later than i should