#plz don't take this seriously

[tealvenetianmask]

To anyone still claiming that Striker was cool and then season 2 ruined him, here is definitive proof that he was ALWAYS uncool.

[cherieetcherries]

My JJK headcanon is that Yuuji loves listening to ASMR before he goes to sleep, and sometimes the concepts of the videos are kind of weird, e.g.: dark fairy kidnaps you (etc.) and Sukuna is mortified by that. Also, Sukuna calls Yuuji a loveless loser when he puts "girlfriend asmr".

As time goes by Sukuna gets to tolerate ASMR more, even if he still thinks it's kind of weird, and he'll never admit it, but he actually likes the videos that have some type of lore in them.

Lastly, when Sukuna becomes a bit more intolerable, Yuuji decides to put these unhinged boyfriend asmr videos that have the cringiest dialogues to ever exist, just to make Sukuna feel some type of torment.

[my-pjo-stuff]

RIP Luke Castellan, you would have loved communism

[maireyart]

So I found Juubito relatable on a new level:

Labor:

Contractions:

Between contractions:

Pushing:

Birth:

Postpartum:

Postpartum 2:

"Where am I?"

[pizzpizzapizzo]

I have a mighty need, and now I'm gonna ask you this

Can you please draw Vampire!Noise biting Noisette?

(Lord please forgive me, for I have thought of saucy ideas ÓvÒ)

i've stumbled upon a fourth potential explanation for why the Noises look so alike

[midnightcaptions]

give the child an iPod and let them bond over loudness!!

[the-catboy-minyan]

I'm a NON-ZIONIST, I hate both Zionists and Antizionists!! they both are really hateful and bad and spread misinformation!

my problem with zionists is they say *insert a genuine issue Zionists are talking about but phrased like it's a non-issue they're bitching about* and *something a genuine self-identified zionist would never say unless they were a troll* and avoid talking about *insert things about the i/p conflict none of them have any obligation to talk about*

my problem with Antizionists is they say *insert the most wild antisemitic accusations phrased to sound like it's rare for them to say it* and *actual blood libel but against """IOF soldiers"""* and refuse to talk about * insert anything positive regarding Israel's existence or its residents outside of them being a """terrorist""" state*

both sides are bad!!! all of you are evil!!! I'm the only normal person here smh my head 😔

[kittykatkatelol]

Love the new Little Caesars pizza ad that goes like "everyone wants to get their hands - and claws - on"

i don't even like pizza but gotta love the unintentional otherkin/therian/clawed fictionkin inclusivity :33

[samix-asb]

for ppl who follow me for my mp100 stuff this might be confusing but I'm on a sanders sides re-watch brain fog and all I can think about is that short period of time in the fandom before Janus name was Janus, where everyday the 'sympathetic deceit sanders' tag was updated and people came with the most creative mind boggling jaw opening happiness inducing works daily like early 2020 was THE moment for the deceit fans

because, picture this character right? he's supposed to be a physical representation of lies, yet all we know of him is that he believes selfishness is good in certain scenarios, to the point they impersonate another side of the personality they help form jsut to get his point across, people went crazy, where did he come from? why is he only appearing now? and the theories with Virgil and thke dark sides? I miss people reading actual papers to understand how to interpret Janus because honestly he was far more interesting when people decided that a big part of the Ethos lied on the liar and that Thomas self preservation needed him as much if not more than Virgil

like can we have more of that plz the current plot only made Janus into a lowkey alcoholic sassy twink I can't/hj

blud is getting nostalgic over an ex vine star internet show? shhhhh

[vaguelyaperson]

Me to myself, "and what did you do?!?"

Me, quietly, "let myself get queerbaited..."

"You let yourself get queerbaited! Again!"

[key-lime-soda]

calling it now. placing my shitpost bets on the table. silksong has a tiny miniscule chance of being released during The Game Awards. if I'm right then you all owe me money

[misteria247]

*The sounds of a distant buzzing can be heard before the screen flashes a bright light then fades to black*

*Words begin to appear on the screen for the viewers*

Greetings! This is Bootyyyshaker9000, reporting in. It has come to my attention that there is a voting competition going on. Since I, as well as my red clad companion, have been banned from doing anything lethal, I have decided to do the next best thing.

Hacking the writer's phone.

If she and my brothers, both biological and adopted, won't allow me to shine by being semi-lethal, then I'll just shine in this area of the playing field. Now, I have come to deliver a few messages here. First, a congratulations is in order for the two aus who've won, those being Two Souls by @virgilisspidey and Shellshock by @lieutenantbiscute. I'm clapping for your victories, and I'm looking forward to seeing you both compete in the second round.

I know this sounds sarcastic, but I can reassure that I'm being sincere.

Second, some propaganda for Saturday's constants.

Vote for WDTYG by @iamheretemporarly and WOWC by @lucatea this Saturday. This is not a suggestion unfortunately. But rather a trade off. You vote for them, and I don't hack your bank accounts and use your savings for some of my projects. That totally does not involve Uranium.

None whatsoever. Don't look into it.

Now this concludes this hacked message. A reminder to vote for these two aus @tmntaucompetition when the time comes.

Bootyyyshaker9000 out.

*The screen goes black, before a slight static tone rings out and the screen returns to normal for the viewers*

[squeekybeeps]

Guys, this is my new mod idea, super original. This is "VS Animal the animal." My character, whom gets angry at Bf and Gf for existing, and get this, he's so angry that he wants to..rap battle him. he has 10 phases, impossible notes to click, and a soundtrack that sounds incompressible, with no actual rhythm or melody. plz donate 40 cents and a can of sardines to make this mod possible, as It's one like you've never seen before.

[uhoh-peppinos]

...I did it.

[inkcovens]

btvs making magic a metaphor for queerness but then later making it a metaphor for drugs/addiction was stupid. but also like... have you seen the damage toxic yuri does? that shit IS addictive and WILL lead to you making irrational decisions and cause you spin out of control.

[justsasuke]

this is a nonsensical brainfart post but how crazy is it that Konoha got really disturbed over the fact that Sasuke killed Orochimaru, The Very Wanted Criminal. Isn't it weird that they thought Sasuke was going off the deep end because he one off'd someone who was definitely on the ANBU hit list, had been evading them for years, and also invaded the village 3 years prior? And then they decided that this incident was a good enough reason to send a huge retrieval squad after him. And sure, I am fully aware they were worried about what he was going to do next and that he may be planning to do something criminal. Except if you think about it all he was doing was going after another wanted criminal so I really don't see the problem there...except said criminal was Itachi who Knew Things but it's not like Tsunade knew he knew so But anyway, they send an entire squad after him for what, hmm? To bring him to justice for taking someone who was on their hit list out first? Were they trying to catch Sasuke to give him the reward money?? Honestly instead of being upset they should've been proud of Sasuke for playing the long game, for being smarter than all of them put together when he was 12 (because remember, he's been planning to take down Orochimaru from the beginning), managing to get rid of one of the LEGENDARY SANIN and tbh they should've made him an ANBU or something idc. But no, when Sasuke goes after wanted criminals he's "on the bad path" and "losing his way" but when Naruto or Shikamaru do it it's chill? I mean I get Konoha operates on double standard but 👀 👀

So then it starts to feel like Sasuke getting rid of Orochimaru was actually a bad thing for them....like maybe if we delve a little deeper we'll discover another of Konoha's Dark SecretsTM where Orochimaru's existence is a thorn Konoha's side, yes, abut also somehow beneficial? Like a weird symbiotic relationship. Maybe his existence and experimenting and capturing potential nuisances is actually helping the system? etc. etc. who even knows. anyway yeah. this isn't super sensical because it's a half-baked thought and it's honestly kind of a joke because there's just a lot to unpack surrounding Konoha and the way they treated Sasuke and the political stuff surrounding him leaving to go live with a criminal etc. etc., and I know I'm over simplifying a lot of the facts but I had this thought at 3 a.m. and it needed to be said 🤷