#plus philza thinks he's dead

[limeartichoke]

how i feel about qtechza, summerised:

[nomsfaultau]

Philza Malewife Competition Round 17

The shadows swirl, spasming as they unnaturally draw into the shape of a mysterious threshold. Cool walls of obsidian create a hellish doorway. A catalyst of purple light sparks in the center, and with a hiss explodes into a swirling vortex. A piglin hunter steps through, weeping.

Weight in Gold!Technoblade has come to plead his case.

"I was a monster hunter. Was. While I took a bounty on my Philza's head, I grew to love him too deeply. All the gold in the world would not be enough to convince me to murder him. Please. You have to believe me. Someone else did this, and I can only suspect it's one of you."

Next round: The group of remaining Philzas all look at one another, suspicion growing in their eyes. One among them must be responsible for the growing pile of dead Philzas. The accusations fly. It is up to you to determine who makes the best case.

Evidence: Golden Apples ate a golden apple and died, dissolving into experience points that the parasitic apple consumed. Babies hid in a Samsung Smart fridge during hide and seek, got trapped, and froze to death. Weight in Gold ate food Technoblade gave him, coughed up blood and acidized gold, and died.

Previous rounds: Cleaning. Cooking. Decorating. Karens. Sick Day. Eggs. Hugs. Venting. DIY. Gifts. Valentines. Bullies. Field Trip. Mental Health. Hide and Seek. Eating their kid's cooking. Surviving Food Poisoning. Current points: The Lambs Wolves Wear (3), Lighting Lanterns (2), Weight in Gold (3), Golden Apples (2), Fault (2), Lord! (1), Babies? (3), Mandatory Family Reunion (2). And an honorary point to qsmp for a guest appearance.

For a quick synopsis for the fics I’m referencing- those are here

Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home: "I think it could be the gods. Whoever is running the tournament can so whatever they want to us, and us mortals just got to suffer." An indistinct murmur. He cants his head, irritated. "Ugh. Fine, fine, I’ll accuse someone…Could be Mandatory or Lord, they’re actual villains right? Lord is basically a god," he spits the word out acerbically, "who can magic anything he wants. Lord would have a very easy time teleporting poison into food. As a King of the Winter Court it would be trivially easy to freeze someone to death. Plus, he has the fewest points, and if anyone is dumb and evil enough to care about a stupid tournament enough to kill people, it’s him. Mandatory has more points, and no powers, and isn’t a god, but literally always has blood on his tie, and a trained resistance to poisons. Though, I suppose QSMP only has one point too…"

Lord, what fools these mortals be!: The Fairy Queen straightens in indignation. "I think it’s Lanterns! He doesn’t even want to be here! He’s been complaining and grumpy the whole time, and not even trying to win, but it’s been so many months Lanterns must have decided it’s faster to kill everyone to escape! Also for some reason I can’t teleport out of this death trap no matter what, and he’s the only one with access to gods whose entire story is about controlling plane crossing!" A murmur of factual correct. "Death, sure, whatever you call it! Just let me out of here!"

The Lambs Wolves Wear: The nervous human puts his palms up, a strained smile on his face. "Maybe it was accidents! The golden apple was already cursed to begin with. And Golden Apple is probably alive since he respawns! I have no idea what a fridge is, but they seem incredibly dangerous. My wife died to the cold, it’s vicious, so Babies had a natural death. And aren’t the dietary capabilities between birds and pigs substantially different? Weight in Gold’s poisoning was an accident!" He seems relieved once his dismissal is choked out, only to freeze when prodded to actually answer the question. "O-oh. I have to accuse someone? One of the monsters might’ve done it. So, I suppose I suspect Fault or Lord. But not really because nothing is happening and everything is fine!

Mandatory Family Reunion: What if the motivation is money? Golden apples are made of gold, the bird thing was puking up gold everywhere. It’s a super expensive fridge, can confirm, I have one. So it could be Lambs or Fault since they’re poor? Particularly Fault, he’s homeless. Plus a fridge would seem like a magical artifact to the fantasy people, wouldn’t it? Poor things don’t even have electricity. Or food security. They could be trying to accrue wealth to better support their families, which I can’t exactly blame them for. So, I reckon either Lord or I will be killed next.

Fault: The dragon hisses out pure smoke, hatred burning in golden eyes. "It’s Lambs. Got to be. Lambs’ whole thing is smiling nice and killing monsters. I’ve met plenty of the type. Uneducated, fed Church propaganda, looking for devils in everyone to burn at the stake. Doesn’t even matter Babies was human if Lambs convinced himself they weren’t. For crying out loud Lambs’ entire story is about him killing imposters, and the entire tournament is filled with his doubles! Of course he’d purge us monsters!"

[sharptoothed-gaze]

Anyone else thinking about how qPhilza essentially said that he thinks that death on Quesadilla Island is defined by its impermanence?

Because I still am, and it’s such an interesting thread to follow guys! Especially since when he was talking to Chayanne about it, he was referencing both the adult residents of the island and the dead eggs.

For the adults, we know they have respawn mechanics that can often render death down to an annoyance or even a joke. Then, there are the dead eggs, who can apparently still communicate and have conversations as ghosts despite being fully dead. From this, it is CLEAR that death is not actually the end for anyone who lives on this island. They can choose to be present regardless.

(Plus, we know that the Federation ultimately has control over the eggs’ lives. They have 100% been able to return them in some ways in the past like with Bobby’s final goodbye).

SO YEAH! Those examples of death were in qPhilza’s mind when he asked ‘what even is dead’ on the island? And that is fascinating because it’s genuinely so different from what he knew!!!

During his talk with Chayanne, Phil took the opportunity to explain the nature of the Death that he knows and is most is familiar with. It’s a Death that is permanent. He even addressed it as /real/ and distinguished it from that of the island.

Just the way he speaks about it really conveys the permanence and deep significance that Death held in the world he comes. It is a fundamental difference which highlights a distinction between Philza’s past and the reality he’s now living on Quesadilla Island.

For me, this also so clearly explains why he reacts to deaths on the island the way he does!!

At this point, he’s been on Quesadilla island so long that he has become very desensitized to the deaths of his fellow adults. To him, their deaths are nothing /permanent/ because that’s not how Death on the island works. Unlike where he’s from, he holds a confidence that any of his friends can come back with enough action.

HOWEVER even if he’s accepted this to be true for his friends, he can’t shake his own instincts. As much as he wants to think death is something safer here, he’s still from a world where Death is something entirely different. QPhilza is a deeply anxious and paranoid man who will probably never quite trust the idea that dying is okay. He might be connected to Death, but he is still a survivalist.

I think that QPhilza is a man who has felt true Death once before, and he will do everything in his power to avoid a repeat.

[poraphia]

alright so

The reader has been involved in the East L’manburg mafia since they were 17-19 years old (shortly before they met Wilbur). They work as a forger of signatures and documents, since they have a steady hand and artistic inclination (can’t draw that well though. Only can copy handwriting. Go figure.). maybe they were in juvie, maybe they were in a group home (thinking about the book “allegedly”), but whatever their situation was, the mafia helped them pay themselves out of it and land a steady part time career as a laboratory assistant (plus some money to enroll in university). they keep most of the details about their life hidden from everyone, even Wilbur. The only thing he knows is that they were in some sort of a group home, but the details are obscure— and they took a while to tell him that, too. They didn’t want the syndicate doing a background check on them and revealing some details they’d rather stay hidden. Tl;dr: lots of trust issues.

But Wilbur is so sweet, and Philza and Techno are great people, so they stick around. They learn to juggle their life with the mafia and their life with the Soots. The reader is convinced they’ll be fine, they can keep digging this hole for themselves without meeting any consequences. But consequences DO come, and they come in the form of a completely accidental car accident on the readers way to work. They are rushed to the hospital (Wilbur gets a phone call and is beside himself with worry), and are told that although their dominant hand will be fine in the long run, it will never be able to work properly again. So they can write— but they can no longer forge signatures and handwriting like they used to. Therefore, they are now a liability to the mafia. of course the mafia finds out, and has a little “chat” with them. The reader returns home with a black eye and a busted lip, but promises Wilbur that they just tripped and fell down the stairs. He almost believes them.

And then there’s the Actual Accident. Maybe a building collapses, maybe there’s a gas leak and the readers apartment explodes. Either way, charred bodies are found in the building, and the reader is presumed dead. they aren’t actually dead, having out on an errand when the accident occurs. They go back to the scene immediately, wanting to tell Wilbur that they’re okay—- but spot some mafia members digging around in the rubble. The reader overhears the mafia members pronounce them dead, and watches them leave. with this sight comes a few key realizations: first, they no longer have a bounty over their head. Normally, the mafia would wait a couple weeks before killing a target, just to get them to lower their guard. Now, though, the reader is truly safe. Second: if they asked protection from the syndicate, the Soots could be endangered. Wilbur and co. might be able to protect them physically, but the mafia would do anything to get to their target. Including doing extensive research on this protecting them. If the reader hid behind the Syndicate, the mafia could discover the Syndicates true identities and pawn the info off to the heroes. it wouldn’t be the first time that the mafia bribed and involved itself with the heroes committee.

So the reader doesn’t come back. They let Wilbur (and the mafia) think they have died.

then they probably sneakily kill off the mafia members during their “missing and presumed dead” period idk

anyway idk how the reader explains this to siren after he calms down. probably in a dark room, sitting with their backs together, facing opposite walls.

siren also probably asks something like “were you about to LET me kill you back there?”

angst haha

ALRIGHT CRACKING MY KNUCKLES AFTER SLAVING OVER SCHOOL WORK LETS DO THIS

btw OOOHH MY GOD this was such a juicy backstory literally love it the idea that reader has their own secret life (much like a lot of the characters in tcfsv) and its a whole gritty, not so fun, twisted story of its own just MWAH

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It's been four hours since Siren used his honey-tone voice.

It's been four hours since Apollo found Siren hovering over the broken vigilante as blood dribbled from their lips and bruises brandished a fresh pink.

It's been four hours since Blade had to pin Siren down with Zehphyrus shielding (y/n) with his wings and Apollo healing various bruises scattered all over their body.

And most importantly, it's been four hours since Techno and Tommy threw them in Wil's rooms together and was told to talk it out, despite Wil's protest. He and (y/n) sat with their backs pressed together in the middle of his bedroom. (y/n) clutched what once was a rich hot chocolate, taking momentary sips between their words.

Wilbur sat there, rendered speechless as he listened to their pain-ridden words. It was a story not easily mumbled by them, and if anything, he was the first person to even hear what torture they had to go through.

Silent tears were streaming down (y/n)'s face, but they were determined to fight through their stutters and trembles.

"I-I know it was selfish." They whispered. Their hands wrapped tightly around the half empty mug. "T-That I should've called you to at least let you know I was safe but I--"

"Are they still alive?" Wilbur spoke gently, but his words, even without his siren voice, had so much power behind them. It sent a shiver up their spine.

"N-No. I killed them off before I even became a vigilante." They let out a dry chuckle, but nothing could soothe the thick tension in the room. It became quiet now. Only the humming of the a/c and the nocturnal crickets of the night filled the atmosphere.

Then, Wilbur spoke again.

"You," He paused as bit, almost as if registering his own words. "You almost let me kill you." He muttered almost breathlessly. (y/n) didn't speak. Instead, their silence said enough.

"Why?" He asked. "(y-y/n), don't you realize what I'm saying?!" Desperately he ran his fingers through his hair as attempt to soothe his own mania, but it was no use. (y/n) could feel his fidgeting as his back continued to brush against theirs. "Were you about to let me kill you back there?!"

Calmly, (y/n) placed their mug on the nearest surface, close enough where they could reach, before leaning back on Wil. His hyperventilating slowed, but his distressed fidgets maintained.

"Wil." They called out. He continued muttering to himself.

"Wil!" They exclaimed once again. Still, he ignored.

"WILBUR!"

his rocking stopped, but his head stayed buried between his knees. A moment of silence passed between them both, letting the crickets occupy their ears for just a few seconds.

Finally, (y/n) spoke up.

"I wouldn't have cared if you killed me." They said, leaning against his back. Their head rested against the back of his and they stared up at the ceiling.

"What..?" He muttered, his voice cracking.

"I wouldn't have cared. I wanted you to be happy-- not ruin your life. So if you saw that was the best judgement for me then.." They trailed off, letting their silence speak for themselves.

Carefully, Wilbur sat up before turning around to face them now. He placed a hand on their shoulder, making them turn around as well. Their features weren't exactly visible, but from how the moon defined little shadows on their face, he knew this was the lover he fell for long ago.

"I.." Looking at them as the moon shimmered in their eyes, his body was left breathless. His heart didn't have the courage to yell at them and prove his ego, but it also didn't have the strength to fight against their beauty either.

Gently, he placed a hand on their cheek, feeling the fresh tears but soft skin warming up his palm. (y/n), naturally, sunk into his touch, closing their eyes.

"Y-You've been through a lot." Wilbur softly muttered. (y/n) placed a hand over his, slightly nodding their head. "So I..-- and I mean-- it is pretty late." He was reluctant to his next choice of words, but nonetheless, he swallowed that huge lump in his throat.

"Why don't you stay over for the night?"

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hi i do want to say that i worked on this four days ago and im really sorry for the delay and it may be a little rushed however @listenheresweaty literally did the carrying here im just kicking my feet and twirling my hair sooo YA ENJOY

[demondank]

Philever is not dead, just different ( i hope...)

I have so many thoughts about Philever after the GuapoDuo marriage and honestly? I don’t think it’s as dead as people believe, is it changed and is the dynamic different? 100% but I don’t think that’s necessarily a bad thing. Like to begin with q!Forevers obsession towards q!Philza wasn’t healthy, like before the wedding (especially in the last few interactions) q!Forever was either:

1) actively trying to gaslight Philza into believing that he is or at least was Brunim 

OR

2) was so delusional that he genuinely thought they were the same person

Both are terrible foundations to build a relationship on. If Philever ever became canon with its dynamic before the wedding, I honestly couldn’t see that ever being a healthy relationship. Was it kinda cute watching Forever be so helplessly in love? Definitely, but it was also kind of just sad. Now that the ship (as it stood) has been so thoroughly destroyed I see it as an opportunity for q!Forever and q!Phil to get to know each other as people and not... whatever they were before (definitely not themselves that’s for sure). 

The wedding to many may seem like the absolute end of the ship, but I think it’s just the end of the first chapter. How we saw Forever treating Phil during his confession was unlike anything we had seen before, it was like Forever was actually seeing Phil and not Brunim. It was genuinely the first bit of clarity we had seen from Forever in regards to Phil in a long time, he was actually listening to was he said (unfortunately what Phil had to say may not have been the nicest for him but anyway), he complimented something about Phil something completely independent from Brunim and even the LOVE shirt had Phils face NOT Brunims. Like come on this is new stuff guys this is Forever appreciating Phil as Phil and not just Brunim 2.0.

q!Phil from the start of their interactions found q!Forever amusing and seems to enjoy having him around as much as he jokes, he admires him as a person and takes notice of his dedication (not just in reguards to his wooing of Philza but also how dedicated he is to the eggs and the server as a whole). There is a mutual respect that has been unable to flourish into a genuine connection and friendship between the cubes because Forever never allowed Philza to get off the defensive (Like how can genuine connection bloom between them when Forever was constantly trying to manipulate and misconstrue Philzas words and actions into anything romantic?). Now that Forever has had his delusions shattered and gained a sense of self-respect (hopefully) there is potential for them to rebuild in a healthier way.

Do I think the cubes will ever actually get together? Not really no, But I am also genuinely surprised with how much PhilZa has been opening up to more roleplay opportunities, who knows maybe romance could be on the table down the track, consequently I wouldn’t be surprised if something happened between them eventually (perhaps something similar to the McYum date?). If we follow what Quackity has been saying about the QSMP its barely started, q!Forever and q!Philza will have plenty of time to grow together and grow closer once again. Plus with how loyal q!Forever is I doubt he will be able to just drop Phil altogether realistically.

Have faith my fellow delusional shippers we have a long ride to go and I honestly am really excited to see where this goes from here.

[by-speaker]

Haunted Hose (ENG. VER.)

Prompts by @raven-cincaide-words

Missa and Philza had moved into their dream house, a beautiful Victorian gothic mansion. It was old, it was mossy on the outside, the door was falling off its hinges, and it was missing a couple of panes of glass in the windows, but it was all theirs. 

‘Are you excited?’ asked Phil to his boyfriend, parking his big torino in the driveway, ’It needs a couple of repairs, but it's all ours.’ 

‘It's literally my dream house,’ Missa said with a big smile, ’I really can't believe we were able to buy it.’ 

Phil laughed and gave him a quick kiss on the lips, ‘It looks like it's haunted.’ He said laughing. 

Missa punched him in the arm, ‘don't say that shit.’ The Mexican shrieked. 

Philza rubbed his arm, ‘Alright, alright, no more haunted house jokes.’ He said with a laugh 

‘Come on, let's get in.’ 

They both got out of the car, and headed for the entrance, the door was sealed with some boards, but there was a piece of wood missing from underneath.  

‘We have to replace the door,’ Philza said after pushing it open. 

Missa laughed, but ran into the hallway, the inside of the house was not dilapidated, in fact the inside was in almost perfect condition, the house had belonged to an old woman who had made sure her house didn't fall apart, but because of her age she couldn't do much about the outside. 

‘Well, it could be worse.’ Missa said. 

‘Yes, you're right.’ Said Phil, ‘it could be haunted’ he said, making ghost sounds.

‘Don't joke about that any more,’ the Mexican shrieked again, ’you respect the dead.’ 

‘Sorry, sorry,’ said Phil giving him a resounding kiss on the cheek, ’Now what? Shall we clean up or eat first?’ 

‘Mhmmm, let's clean up, I'm going to order for lunch, Chinese, or pizza?’ 

‘Pizza is a good idea,’ said Phil, ’I'll start with the kitchen, you clean up the living room and the 2 of us do the bedroom?’

‘Yeah, that’s alright,’ said Missa giving his boyfriend a quick kiss and going to clean the living room. 

So they both started cleaning, Missa had made sure to check every nook and cranny of the old living room and had even lit a summary, to make sure there were no evil spirits or bad energies in the house. What looked a little out of place were the toys and clothes that were drying, plus the fireplace looked like it had been used recently.  

Strange, very strange.

‘Phil?’ he shouted to get his boyfriend's attention, ’Did you see this when you came to see the house?’ 

Philza walked into the living room, he was wearing that green scarf he used in his hair when he cleaned, ‘Oh, yes, those things were here, apparently the lady looked after the orphans that fell into the lake near here.’ 

‘Oh,’ said Missa sighing, ’I thought… don't forget it.’ 

‘Ghosts?’ said Phil with an evil grin on his face. 

Missa frowned, ‘Don't joke about that.’ He said, taking the broom and finishing sweeping, ‘Are you done with the kitchen?’ 

‘Almost done.’

The sound of a boat whistle startled them both, ‘I think it's the pizza.’ 

They both laughed, Philza went to get the pizza while he moved the coffee table closer to the couch. Missa smiled as her boyfriend came dancing in with two boxes of pizza and a bottle of ice-cold glass coke in his hands. 

‘Dinner’ said Phil, in the same tone as Maui sings it in the Moana movie.  

‘Thank you’ said Missa receiving one of the boxes. 

‘You're welcome’ said Phil with a smile, plopping down on the couch. 

Missa sat next to Phil on the couch, both eagerly opening their pizza boxes.

‘Mmm, smells delicious,’ Missa said, taking a slice. ‘Nothing like pizza after a day of cleaning.’

Phil nodded, his mouth already full of pizza. He swallowed and said, ‘Definitely. Hey, what do you say we start unpacking the boxes tomorrow? We could start giving this place a more personal touch.’

‘Sounds perfect to me,’ Missa replied. ‘I've got lots of ideas for decorating. Remember those pictures we bought at the flea market?’

‘Oh, yeah,’ Phil said, taking a sip of coke. ‘They're going to look great in the living room.’

As they ate and chatted, a subtle noise came from the back of the house. It sounded like someone had tripped over something.

Missa stopped mid-bite. ‘Did you hear that?’

Phil cocked his head, listening. ‘Probably some animal outside. Maybe a raccoon or something.’

‘I guess,’ Missa said, not entirely convinced. ‘Tomorrow we should check to see if there are any entrances we need to seal.’

‘Good idea,’ agreed Phil. ’We don't want any unexpected visitors.’

They continued their dinner, discussing plans for the house and sharing anecdotes. From time to time, Missa glanced toward the hallway leading to the back of the house, as if expecting to see something. But everything seemed normal.

As they picked up the leftovers from dinner, Missa kept looking down the hallway. 

‘Everything all right, darling?’ asked Phil giving Missa a hug from behind, ’you look, scared.’  

‘Yes, everything's fine, querido,’ Missa said giving him a kiss on the cheek, ’Shall we go to bed?’ 

They both went to sleep. The next day, they both went downstairs for breakfast for reheated pizza and a cup of coffee, but their pizza was gone, and their living room was a mess. 

They attributed it to the raccoons, until it happened again the next day, and the next, and the next. 

On the fifth day, Missa and Phil looked at each other with concern as they observed their living room once again in disarray.

‘This can't be raccoons any more,’ Missa said, picking up a cushion from the floor. ‘Raccoons don't open refrigerators or leave biscuit crumbs everywhere.’

Phil nodded, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. ‘You're right. This is…weird.’

‘Do you think someone is breaking into the house?’ Missa asked, her voice tinged with concern.

‘It's possible,’ Phil replied. ’But I don't see any signs of forced entry. Besides, why would someone break in just to make a mess and eat our food?’

Missa shuddered. ‘I don't know, but it's creeping me out.’

Phil hugged him. ‘Don't worry. We'll figure this out. What do you say we set up some security cameras? Then we'll know what's really going on.’

So they did, they bought cameras and installed them, it turned out their house wasn't haunted or infested with raccoons, there were kids in their house, their house was invaded by two little kids at night. 

[poltergeist-coffee]

Etoiles in your college au is just so... Etoiles

Yeah, he a Philza are besties

Oh, how about Phil btw? I was wondering but forgot to ask

And maybe foolish and bbh if you have ideas for them

(Oh and Maximus and Quackity too or anyone else if you had any idea)

Unrelated to that

YOU NEVER HAD A PHYSICS CLASS???

Man, you're lucky, unfortunately I was forced by the brazilian scholar system to study physics on the moment I went to high school

But I went to a museum with my class

On the bus, it looked like it was a class of 11 years old students

It was fun

Also THERE'S A NEW CAPYBARA???

I have to see them when I find time

The capybara are one of the most random things on the qsmp and I love them for that

However had the ideas of put the capybaras is a genius

I hope I can manage to catch on lore since a lot of the ccs are in Las Vegas and hopefully things are a bit come more calm

Enfasis on the "hopefully"

Because there's already an dead federation employee(on the first day I think)

Btw do you know if they found out who did this? I saw some people talking about how could be federation trying to frame Cellbit but something was confirmed?

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Anon i lied because i 100% i took a physics class last year KNSAKJVNASKJD i nearly failed it tho which is probably why i forgot lmao but still it's the only physics class ive ever done

field trips are always fun!! i hope you had a good time with your class today :DD

qsmp lore + au rambling belowwww

the new capabara is named Alexandre and is played by a new admin who speaks Portugese!! they use teal/cyan signs and Bagi found them at cellbit's castle because they said they forgot the way back to the capabara island :(( i think bagi made them a room in her bunker right after meeting them and they helped her interior decorate all day lol i think you'll like them a lot since they reminded a lot of people of richas's admin at first (this capabaras admin is also the one who's been making all the mystery twins lore recently!! like the cucurucho who spoke to cellbit before he went to sleep and made the enigma bagi solves yesterday on stream)

yee bagi found a dead federation worker like...yesterday i think? or maybe it's been a couple days...i don't remember... (i am very bad with time) everyone is theorizing that it's cellbit but specifically it's f!cell!!! the reason is because bagi got a book she had to decode and all the writing inside sounded like f!cell!! some people think that it's the federation trying to frame cellbit because cucurucho said he'll have to pay the "consequences of his actions" just before cellbit went to sleep so..... it's very sus. if something was confirmed then i don't know? i didn't see anything like that >:00

---- now onto au silliness ----

i haven't thought much about philza in this au but he is 100% there kajnbkja he visits missa who works in the library a lot :DD

Foolish is an architecture major with a minor in sculpture and ceramics!! his current major project is called "The Titan" but he just doesn't want to work on it.... he keeps procrastinating and finding reasons not to work on it because it's frustrating him so much kekw BBh often hangs out in his studio and likes to bug foolish about how much progress he's made (zero progress).

I think almost everyone at the school knows bbh because he's so sweet and friendly plus he's like always willing to help if people need it :"))

i don't have many ideas for maxo and quackity.... but maxo would probably do something in programming/coding and quackity is double majoring in linguistics and law? maybe?

I can totally imagine there being a rumor among a lot of quackity's friends about him and wilbut because quackity keeps claiming they're dating but if you ask wilbur he's like "what" MVKADSJ maybe there's a bet on if people think it's really true or not lolol

[nightmareentertainment]

Literally nobody but me has these two interests combined but I've been recently pondering a Zero Escape x character ! Streamers I Like (Qsmp) au

Obviously the actual plot cannot occur because trying to align characters like this would actually just shoot me on the spot but here's my rundown of 999

The nine characters to occur are not a solid complete idea, but here's my thoughts;

Dan is the ninth man, since for 999 to function properly, one of the main cast must die, and I think it's funny that The Man Who Dissapeared is the shortest surviving character.

Phil sets in the role of Akane- not only due to him being my favorite, but because Akane's wise attitude and determination to save herself and the world is a trait I could love to see in character!Philza. A man, grown from a boy who's timelines spliced and took away every ounce of innocence he could've had. Permanently stuck in the realm of both dead and alive, doing horrible things in the name of a good cause and to save his own life. I think c!Phil in any universe tends to be a bit selfish when it comes to his motivations, at the same time as being selfless for 'the greater good', and Akane fits that morally grey area perfectly.

Instead of June to represent "6", Phil might pick something more symbolic, but I currently have no ideas.

Since Phil would be our big plot twist, our antagonist and our victim, someone closely connected to him would be the protagonist. Personally, I'd like to keep sticking to romantic interest, since I enjoy the troupe. So Kristin, obviously, makes a contender.

However. I raise you; Forever.

Forever has the endless determination and pursuit that Junpei shares. Junpei ran the world, waited until the end of time, ruined his own life in the endless chase to save Akane from herself ; or to at least die by her side. He was frantic and idiotic about it, I grant you, blinded by love until it ruined him into a pessimistic alcoholic before he recovers at the end of the world in that timeline, but I feel like,,, it would be an interesting dynamic to see? Forever, persistent and careful, but so deeply in love that he never stops chasing the darkness Philza surrounded himself with.

Plus. Lol. If you go down the canon / timejump timeline, Forever has a kid already . An adoptive kid. Richas as Quark could be so so real . Please . AND THE BRAZILLIANS CAN MAKE UP THE SECOND GAME . FOAMS AT THE MOUTH. But anyways

Something about Forever, with tears in his eyes, frantically reaching out and screaming for [ Light Replacement (Cellbit pleading eyes) ] as he's dragged to safety by [ Seven replacement (Bad!!?!?!)] in the incinerator ending ^^ Which okay, hear me out, should totally be Cellbit. Because of their connection, yes, but because the insanity triggered in the Incinerator Ending where Light learns what Gentarou did. The loss of his sister, what happened to the two as children, all at fault of the man in the room. The determination to kill him, to take him down, for what he did- as punishment, revenge, as a way to finally kill the guy once and for all. For himself and Clover alike. I'm just spinning around and around thinning about him in this role, clutching at the BIG BAD of the game and metaphorically (and physically, incinerator) dragging them to hell.

Clover,,,, I think could be so so so fun as Jaiden ^^ because Jaiden deserves to kill but also I think the positivity and boldness would fit well, but also,,, listen . Jaiden and Cellbit siblings CAN be real IF YOU WANT IT TO BE !!! okay . Listen. Clover doesn't fit Jaiden well because Clover is bratty and defiant and . Toys with the boys and is definitely far more devilish but I promise you. Lean into that with Jaiden on Clover's more whimsical side. The whimsy ^^ you gotta hear me out bro. Also MURDER IN VENEGENCE FOR HEE BROTHER 👏👏 but theyre good people at heart yknow

Seven is . Bad to me. Seven IS Bad to me, which is fuckinf hilarious because that's making Bad the oldest fuck here but cmon. The detective who values his own rules, who wants to do the absolute best and save those damn kids from the original death game. Blatantly denying the rules and the law in order to save those kids WHICH HE FUCKING DOES (mostly) IN BOTH THE ARCHING ORIGINAL TIMELINES !! Bad is not nearly as gruff and intimidating as Seven is but he could be. Idk I feel like a happier, more positive dude in Seven's place also works, as long as he gets the job done at the end of the day. Plus imagine the pain in his eyes, holding tight to Forever as he forcibly removes him from the incineration room- CAN YALL TELL WHAT MY FAVORITE ENDING IS 🧍‍♂️

Cucurucho for Gentaro- gets shot repeatedly (doesn't want to make any streamer the evil old guy who murdered a small child and almost killed many more)

Lotus/Hazuki is much harder to place becausejj..... like. Idk. Normally this is where I'd put Phil, due to the two kids deal and being older, but I simply do not want to ^^ . Lotus is tied to the cast through her kids but I'm already like. Half-assing the sibling stuff so im not sure what i want here . For funsies we can put Mariana here and the kids can be gegg and juanaflippo /j jkjk but still. This can be whoever. Doesn't even have to be a milf okay

[emduo]

my personal hexxit hardcore hcs/thoughts. Grins

-pretend i added the hx! thing in front of their names here ok im too lazy to retype it . im talking about their mc characters not them as people. whatever .you understand

-both of them started off human but became hybrids. classic mcrp design choice . phil is a chocobo (mainly has the feet, wings, tail and ear feathers etc), he is mostly flightless but can float a little and runs and jumps way faster #hardcoreparkour. schlatt is a bighorn sheep (horns, hooves, tail) though it would also be cool to me if he looked more like the questing ram! not 100% sure yet. phil’s also either a gold or yellow chocobo 2 me <- ik black chocobos exist and would fit into his typical design more but shhhh I don’t care. this also is my justification for why phil was so fond of chocobos etc

-my justification for them being part mob is like. every time they hack into the server to revive themselves they have to take some kind of energy or matter from their world/living beings around them to replace the energy/parts of themselves that they lost when they died. like absorbing their life forces or whatever. i.e. schlatt first died landing on his feet so he grows hooves in their place, phil suffocated so i like to think that maybe his lungs/stomach/other internal organs changed a bit, and when they both died together they got exploded + died of fall damage so other various chunks of their bodies got transformed/replaced.

-basically. they look very out of place at first but over time they visually become more and more like the world around them. if i had the energy to draw this whole process it would basically just show not only their clothes and bodies changing, but their color palettes/art style transforming a bit as well until they match the world’s aesthetic more.

-speaking of aesthetic God i fucking love how hexxit looks and feels. the colors especially… just very simplistic and nostalgic and dreamy, idk how else to word it. probably feels that way bc it’s an older version of minecraft. tbh i listen to music a lot to get inspired for hxhc ideas and kubbi + gorillaz + some of philza’s stream playlist + random stereotypical dnd/old fantasy game music are my biggest inspirations

-i used to also draw parts of them as glitching and slowly losing chunks of themselves to represent them deteriorating over time from prolonging their lives unnaturally, not sure how to work that into their designs anymore but i still like it

-also they do Not just suddenly stop their adventure on episode 5 idc. im playing hexxit 2 myself and there’s sooo much shit they could go explore. in my mind palace pretending they fought the twilight lich or fell into limbo (like i did… ermph). and schlatt still has that fucking mirror. and they still live in that shitty r/malelivingspace ice cave with their ghost armadillo

-they do in fact share a bed and i never forgot that detail . its so silly to me. schlatt is hogging that entire blanket and randomly elbowing and kicking phil all night and it’s so miserable

-hxhc being canon to dsmp would not make sense at all but it’s really funny to me so ive added it to my belief system. they don’t even get to meet each other in dsmp afaik so who cares, plus i can’t remember shit about the revive book but that could explain why schlatt specifically would know how to revive people from the dead… red string on corkboard i know

-in my dreams i see that place….. pink door + lawn

[cat-mentality]

Yesss I agree with everything you said!! Especially the idea of it being a deliberate choice. Now I'm thinking through all the eggs and what the effects would be...

Empanada, Sunny and Pepito have complex relationships to the other eggs because of the rocky beginnings, and they definitely seem to have some type of unrevealed history with the federation which could be interesting, and they have very dedicated parents that would rp the hell out of this arc (Bagi, Tina, Mouse, Tubbo, Quackity now that he's back, Roier if he ever escapes from rathood). So something interesting could happen there, I'm not sure if it would have as big an impact as some of the other egg deaths because the other islanders aren't as attached yet. But I could see a strong revenge arc from any of those ccs.

Ramon would be interesting because I haven't seen Fit do this type of rp yet, and the cc does have some lore planned, and it would definitely strain morning crew, but I don't think it's likely to be Ramon because I think the potential for drama isn't as large.

Dapper would also be interesting because of bbhs response, but I don't know if it would elicit as big a reaction from the other ccs as some of the other egg deaths would. Though it would definitely bring in some of the tensions from purgatory.

Leo - I'd love to see Foolish have a revenge arc, I don't see Leo losing a life though, I don't know why but I can't imagine it!

Tallulah or Chayanne - Philza would absolutely carry this, plus all the other islanders are attached to these two I think, plus Forever's character development with Tallulah, I could see a lot of drama there.

Richas - That would definitely be the ultimate sign of Forever being too lost @v@ so I think the discourse over whether to kill Forever or save him would be so good. And it would draw so much rp from so many ccs - Tazercraft angst, Cellbit could tie in his own arc in somehow, bbh loves richas and could tie in his grim reaper arc maybe, Bagi would have to deal with how to protect empanada after failing to protect richas (and this would be a strong reminder that the new eggs arent safe either, because shes both a new egg parent and an old egg parent, if that makes sense). So I think Richas losing a canon life might have the biggest impact.

Anyways!! Sorry I'm rambling in your inbox lol feel free to delete, just so many thoughts!!!! And this is only from the standpoint of impact, not even considering q!forever's pov of which egg the character would want to go after... ugh I can't wait to see where Forever goes with this, so many options

I have to start by saying that "rathood" absolutely took me out, I had to stop to laugh because it's just the funniest thing I read today, thanks for that.

If Forever goes down that route (which I hope he does, but I know he is cooking something good nonetheless) I think we will have some great RP no matter what.

I think it will depend if he will choose or like make them choose because I can 10000% see Chayenne, Pomme and Empanada trying to sacrifice themselves for their siblings because they are our little warriors and we KNOW they would do anything for their siblings even if that meant putting themselves on harm's way. It makes my heart ache because those three are some of my special little guys I love them very dearly.

(God not Pepito 😭 just let Quackity have one good thing I can't handle that man doing MORE angst)

I think Ramon, Dapper and Leo are safe too. It just doesn't make that much sense for him to pick them, wouldn't have the same impact although I would bet that Fit would burn the Island and I'm dying to see where he will take his lore.

But my biggest bets would be on Sunny, Richas or Tallulah.

Sunny because if somehow @v@ gets the inkling that Tubbo wants him gone without even caring about the host.... Yeah I think he would be the type to go "you want me gone? Bet." And just give him a reason to want him dead lmao. (Also Tubbo is the Federation's bunching bag @v@ probably would want to join the fun)

And Richas and Tallulah for the obvious reasons of absolutely fucking with Forever.

Also Philza is one of Forever's biggest supporters and clearly wants to save him,I can see @v@ seeing it and deciding to go after Tallulah to make him back off or to punish him.

Like can you imagine his angst if Forever thought he was responsible for the death of the two kids he loves the most?

He blamed himself that time Richas suffered a bug and died, imagine what he would do if he actually killed his kid, he would genuinely off himself without hesitation, he would NEVER trust himself to be near him again and damn the implications of his relationship with the rest of the Favela.... Like even if they forgive him (what I believe they would do eventually) he would never feel worthy of it. Also based on cc Forever's last post.... Yeah Richas is about to gain a new trauma to his ever growing collection tomorrow 😭 belated Christmas present or something I guess

Noooooo, never apologize for coming to my asks!!!!! I love talking about theories (the more batshit the best) or just about anything, feel free to come here wherever you want!

[dotterelly]

Philza is relatively chill vibes, hanging with the kids, a fair amount of 4th wall breaking and when the rp hits it hits hard. Plus he is very dedicated to his schedule of 3 times a week, though he will stream other days for events.

For the rest, take all this with a grain of salt because I'm a crow so my knowledge of the other English speaking streamers is incomplete.

Badboyhalo does a little bit of everything and is one of the ones that practically lives on the server. He has I think the strongest grasp of his personal character lore of anyone, having detailed plans for his he intends to develop things, and it shows in the stuff he pulls off. Like spending a whole week dead but streaming as his chat the ghosties following the eggs around invisibly and seeing what they get up to.

FitMC has the most popular voice on the server, everyone loves the way it sounds. His streams seem pretty chill and his story is interesting. Also I think his character's relationship with qPac is the one that gets the most screen time currently, since they actually regularly log on at the same time and they have one of the most stable relationships currently. So that's pretty cute.

Tubbo can seem pretty all over the place. He's kind of distractible, and talks loud and a lot (he's a bit too much for me personally). But he's genuinely pretty smart and very good at improvising. Honestly sometimes feels like whatever divine being you believe in gave him ADHD to nerf him because of he could keep himself pointed in one direction consistently he'd be too powerful. His lore can feel pretty all over the place too, he seems fond of leaving many doors open and going with the flow of what happens a bit. Sort of like how in a ttrpg you might roll a dice to see if you can unlock a door, and if you succeed the story goes one direction and if you fail it goes another.

Foolish is the one I know least about. He seems very laid back in general, and doesn't have any major lore going on at the moment. He can and will adopt both eggs and island residents into his complex family dynamic. He likes to build big cool looking statues and structures but is bad at interior decor? The way he thinks is intriguing.

For non English streams, I like Cellbit for his lore, and Etoiles for his immaculate vibes.

With slimecicle having not logged onto the qsmp since prison I am missing a lot of lore (Koreans, New Island, whatever is going on with Cucurucho, etc)

If I could get ur suggestions on who I should watch while Slime's not on QSMP I'd be very grateful 🙏🙏

(I know some French and a little bit of Spanish + Portuguese, so English POVs would be preferred but I can read so other language POVs are alright!!)

[nomsfaultau]

Can you ramble to me about anything with Philza pretty please

welp I'm working on Mandatory Family Reunion at this second, so. The absolute way MFR Philza just messes up his children each in such fun unique ways. Like the damage to Techno is OBVIOUS. Gaslighting minimizing destroying his entire sense of self etc etc. Philza is so deeply delusional, and the way he infects Techno is fascinating. But basically all of MFR is about that.

However, the way he hurts Wilbur and Tommy is so neat too, and I think it implies so much about Philza. Wilbur clearly has no sense of consequences for his actions ever. Which is crazy for a dude who has been doing various criminal activities. Super sheltered but thinks he isn't. And the way he's been left feeling incomplete, dedicating his entire life to getting back his 'other half'. And of course Philza gives him this whole talk about 'he is not replacing you' and 'our capacity for love grows' etc etc, promising Wil directly that he is equally loved. But like. He just clearly isn't. Philza is constantly, constantly paying 100% attention to Techno, which does ultimately lead to his down fall; Wilbur building the raid beneath his nose, being too depressed to properly rig the court case. Philza is utterly consumed with the mythos of his prodigal son, and forgot his 'eldest constant son' in the process. Like Wilbur word for word says he's just an attention whore, and Philza has so, so clearly shaped that. Grown up in the shadow of an impossibly perfect martyr that Philza built up in his head.

Plus Wilbur says he hasn't felt guilt since he was twelve, so he straight up just let a preteen into his criminal empire????? What is WRONG with him?

And Tommy. Ohhh Tommy. This is something I'll be really getting into chapter 11ish, but like Philza's severe paranoia was pretty detrimentous to him. Spending weeks in a bunker cut off from all his friends with no idea what's happening to his absent family? Hello? The strict scheduling and security makes me think Philza doesn't really let Tommy just spontaneously hang out with friends. See: actual months before he let Techno see even one friend (okay extreme case but still). And of course it's so very justified to Philza because welp he lost one kid before so no level of security is too much.

The fact Tommy thinks he was adopted to try and replace Techno. And. I mean maybe? Genuinely that might've been philza's angle?? At the VERY least Philza did not notice and cure that anxiety that his kid has. Obviously it didn't last long, but at the start Tommy really resents Techno in a way that's so unhealthy. Tommy is just screaming abandonment issues, really, especially during the Nether kidnapping. Philza promises to do better, of course. And then just doesn't, again. He completely shuts out everything but Techno the days leading to the final raid, and then lets himself go to jail. MFR Philza has all these pretty words, but he really, really does not back them up.

But also, he's lived every single second of the past 18 years in the minute he found Alexander's empty cradle, and I think it took Techno's last testimony for him to wake up. Philza spends most of MFR doubling down on the promises he's made about his happy ending for years. It's how he kept himself together and destroyed himself all at the same time.

Which, in comparison with The Lambs wolves wear Philza, it's really funny how both of them treat the mask of fatherhood. MFR Philza chasing perfect fatherhood so desperately to stave off the trauma of losing a child. And Lambs Philza forced into playing a perfect father no matter how much he hates it, again to stave off the trauma of losing a child. Anyway just funny they're both bad and fake at being a Dad in polar opposite ways.

Hold on I think Worth far more than your weight in gold Philza is also dadmoding to avoid dead child trauma. And Fault Philza gets Anderson killed and immediately stress adopts Wilbur as a coping mechanism. Honestly same with Tubbo. And Lord what fools these mortals be! Philza is kidnapping humans so he doesn't have to think about the horror of being a stagnate immortal.

Actually this is a really really funny trend I just found in my Philza's. Dad as coping mechanism and is kinda bad/traumatizing at it.

[lookinghalfacorpse]

in the wild all lessons last - au/bonus????

@chrysalizzm ​got me thinking about the butterfly chat headcanon and “in the wild all lessons last” happening in the same verse with this awesome drabble they wrote and honestly the imagery was impeccable.  so here’s more of that.  

takes place very early on in the itwall story.

read the full fic here , info and trigger warnings here

The steam rising from the soup bowl seemed especially thick in the chill cabin air.  It was a bitter cold night, and Philza was starting to wish he put on a pair of socks underneath the slippers he slid himself into earlier.  At least the soup offered some warmth– he held it carefully in one hand while the other turned the doorknob to the guest room.

Dream had only been with them for three nights.  Full meals still upset his stomach, so Phil was careful to make sure that he had a number of smaller meals throughout his day.  No more than five hours passed without some kind of food, which unfortunately meant waking him in the night.  Phil might not be so strict about it if the boy wasn’t so thin; he heard of strong-willed men dropping dead from the effects of starvation long after they were eating normally, and he wasn’t willing to take any risks.  Plus, eating and then heading right back to sleep afterwards should be a good way to put weight back on.  

So, mindful of the noises he made as he shuffled around, Phil entered the darkness of Dream’s room and lit some candles.  

Orange light blossomed around the space.  Dream was sound asleep in the center of his bed, his head lolled gently to the side and his features relaxed.  His hands, free of the trembling that infected his waking hours, rested atop Em as she lay on his chest.  

Phil nearly jumped when he saw the fluttering.

A blue butterfly rested on the wall directly above Dream’s head, its wings flapping slightly and catching the candlelight.  Another was on Em’s paw, its legs shifting through her fur.  Phil approached slowly as he placed the soup bowl on the nightstand, careful not to startle one that was perched there.  Thankfully, it was calm and still.  Phil wondered, for a moment, if they remembered him– Dream’s chat was an alluring and stealthy ally in past battles, and Phil enjoyed talking with them and trying to interpret their unique body language.

What he interpreted now was a message of overall calm, and maybe even relief.  He had no clue how these delicate little insects made their way to the cottage on such a cold night, but it might’ve been quite the journey.

Phil lowered himself onto the edge of the mattress.  Dream offered no response– he was deep in sleep and completely still.  Free of nightmares, hopefully.  Phil offered a finger to a butterfly on the wall, and it crawled onto him.  Its little feet tickled his skin as it traveled around, investigating his pointer, and then his middle finger.  

“Dream,” Phil said quietly.  He hasn’t quite mastered the art of waking Dream without scaring him, so he tried to speak as gently as possible.  “I brought soup for you.  And you have company.”

Again, no response.  Nothing besides the same soft, steady breathing as before.  The candlelight illuminated many of Dream’s most lovely features– his eyelashes seemed gold-dipped– but it also highlighted the ridges of his scars and the hollows of his cheeks.  No child should be so thin.  Still worried about startling him, Phil gingerly ran his fingertips across Dream’s cheekbones and then all the way down to his jaw.  “Dream,” he said again, a little louder, “Look who came to see you.”

Dream’s breath halted and then sighed, his shoulders tightening for a moment.  When his eyes finally opened, he briefly made eye contact with Philza and flinched, gasping.

“You’re alright, mate, it’s just me.”  He redirected the hand he had on Dream’s face to the boy’s shoulder.  “Well, I guess it’s not just me.  Look, mate.”

Dream’s eyes fell to the butterfly that was grasping Phil’s fingers.  He seemed awake in an instant, his expression bursting with energy as he scrambled into a sitting position, crumbling his pillow behind him. “Wha– How?!” 

“I’m not sure, honestly.  They were here when I walked in.” Phil replied, “It’s a bit cold for them to be traveling, isn’t it?”

The butterflies gathered around them, landing in Dream’s hair and atop Philza’s shoulders.  There were only about 10 of them, but that alone was vastly more than Phil would expect to make it through such a great distance on a winter’s night.  Seeing them flock around Dream was a bit of a relief, though– he looked more like the young man he once knew, who had hundreds of them at his beck and call.

“It is,” Dream agreed.  He lifted a hand and a butterfly landed obediently on his fingertips.  He watched it, his eyes alight and shining with tears.

“Hm.  Well, to make it so far, they must be stubborn little creatures.  Much like yourself.”

(Phil was right.  Dream had no less bullheadedness in the face of the cold– he ran into the forest with all the strength he could gather after spending so much energy dodging Sapnap’s blows, and his butterflies followed close behind him.  They landed on his back, on his arms, on Em’s shoulders as she ran alongside him.  And when he collapsed, they gathered there, intermixing with the snowflakes and looking so ethereal and surreal as his vision faded.)

[voidgonemissing]

can i request sleepy bois x reader during a powercut where the reader is afraid of the dark? love your writing sm!!!

we'll protect you

➵ c!sbi & reader

➵ cw: fear of darkness, swearing

of course anon! ty for the request I've been wanting to write something but i had no clue as to what until today! so, I'll post this plus another request today and then I'll have some of my other stuff scheduled for the next few days.

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as the storm outside raged on, y/n stay wrapped within their their blanket. the power outage was completely unexpected meaning that they had nothing ready for the storm.

to make matters worse, y/n's phone was dead and they had no idea as to where a flashlight could be and that was if there even was a flashlight.

oh how y/n wished they could tell one of the many boys that was in the house, they refused to. not wanting to have bothered them with their problem. however, y/n remember mentioning it techno once but they highly doubted that he even remembered y/n mentioning what most would see as a childish fear. therefore, y/n stayed under their blanket, only hoping that the power would soon come on.

regardless of y/n thinking technoblade didn't remember. it was the only thing on his mind as he scowered the house for candles, flashlights, lighters, really anything that could bring light. "philza, where are the candles?" The piglin shouted, hearing a series of what seemed to be multiple people's, footsteps.

"is lil ol' technobalde afraid of the dark?" wilbur snickered when he saw the pink haired male practically ruin the organization of things trying to find candles.

"fuck off wilbur, phil!" techno yelled even louder, causing y/n who still lay upstairs to jump slightly.

philza, surprisingly, didn't own many light producing things, the only thing he could think of was the spare lantern he had, so he immediately went to go grab it from its storage area to light it. "got one right here, mate!"

techno shot up from his crouched position, practically running towards philza as he took the lantern from his hands.

"what has you in such a hurry?" tommy asked as he noticed just how quickly techno was moving.

"y/n." was the only answer the boy got as techno ran to y/n's room.

"y/n?" tommy questioned as philza's face morphed to one of concern and quickly followed after techno. both wilbur and tommy looked at eachother before they followed after them.

y/n, who was still hiding under their blanket, flinched when they felt a hand on their shoulder.

"y/n, you can come out now." technoblade spoke softly, trying get y/n into a calm state. "i have a lantern."

y/n's eyes quickly shot open, pulling the blanket out from over their head as they soon noticed the light. quickly scooting closer closer the light, y/n sat huddled against techno when the other three walked in.

"y/n are you ok?!" philza asked the second y/n had come into his line of sight, moving over to inspect them over.

y/n nodded as they avoided any and all eye contact, too embarrassed to face them.

"y/n.. are- are you afraid of thunderstorms?" wilbur asked, y/n shaking their head as they stayed as close to the light as possible.

"the dark," techno corrected as he tries his best to keep y/n close and make them feel protected in some form.

everyone was silent, philza deciding that it would be better to show physical comfort over verbal as he sat on the other side of y/n. the other two boys decided to sit on the floor in front of y/n as tommy started talking, making conversation on a topic that he knew would get y/n's mind off of the darkness that surrounded them.

it worked, y/n had fallen asleep.

[thesunicarusfellfor]

THE FUCKIN YANDERE GODS OMFG AWOOGA YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB THE FIC IS GOOD AS HELL!!!!

Is there any chance youd write a part 2 in the future? Its absolutely cool if you dont want to but WOW this concept? Solid gold (no pun intended)

I honestly love how people reacted to this story. It was so fun to write and became my most popular story to date. I'm such a sucker for the gods and mortals forbidden romance trope is just chefs kiss. Also, puns are always intended. Hand em over.

This chapter doesn't really involve the reader much, it's kinda more of a filler but I want this story to become a series, which means shorter chapters to separate the story. This is just simply a lore filler chapter.

TW: Mention of amnesia, memories being altered

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Mortal of Gold (Yandere!C!Techno x GN!Shy!Reader x Yandere!C!Philza) Part 2

It was quiet, for once, but there was a soft wind blowing through the curtain-covered doorway that prevented most light from seeping through. Two figures stood in the other corner of the room, staring into the bronze bowl filled with liquid, watching the destruction they caused spread across the village of L'Manberg with darkened eyes narrowed into glares.

"They deserved it..." Philza murmured, likely to Chat who was resting on his striped hat, giving the odd little squawk or chirp every so often. He gave a sigh and popped a piece of bread he tore off into his mouth, giving a small piece to his whining bird afterwards.

"I don't think the mortals have ever seen you lash out at them in person... Usually, you just send your crows to destroy their crops when they annoy you." Techno chuckled softly as he stole a piece of bread from Philza which caused him to give an annoyed scoff and bat his hand away, "But-"

"YOU SUMMONED 10 WITHERS?" A voice boomed through the palace, causing Phil and Techno to sigh and back away from the dish displaying their destruction proudly, "AND KIDNAPPED A MORTAL?"

The blond rubbed his face and Techno took off his glasses while they both walked out the door. Walking down the polished quartz stairs, the two gods quickly came into eye contact with the source of the voice, as well as a few other visitors.

"You're just mad because we tried to kill your high priest, XD, don't pretend like you follow the rules either." Technoblade sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose before putting his glasses back on, "And the mortal is none of your concern. We just did something about it, unlike you fawning from a distance over your mushroom boy."

Despite the cracked mask covering the god's face, everyone around him knew he was irked from Techno's statement. The three other gods behind him snickered into their hands until DreamXD snapped his head in their direction, the thin golden ring halos around his head gained a red glow to them.

The two brunets behind him immediately snapped their mouths shut, but the blond kept snickering away to himself, causing him to get smacked upside the head by one of XD's floating hands before he turned and stormed out the door.

"Ow! Bloody dickhead!" The blond groaned and rubbed the side of his head. The God of Mischief and Determination, Tommyinnit, scowled in the direction of the maniacal god before turning back to his father and Techno, "Ay Dad. Didn't take you for the destructive type! I hear you pulled a Techno and wiped out a village with Withers!"

"Yeah! The explosions shook the entire Upperlands!" Tubbo, the God of Bees and Chess, cheered a bit as his bee buzzed around him, getting specs of pollen in his fluffy hair and decorating his small horns.

Chuckling to himself, the God of Music and Insanity looked behind him at the sandy ground covered in a faint black fog, "XD was throwin' a tantrum. It was honestly the funniest thing to watch," Wilbur adjusted with the guitar on his back, "So where's the little mortal you kidnapped?"

"They're under a sleeping spell at the moment while the amnesia spell sets in," Phil gave each of his sons a brief hug as a greeting, "Then we'll have to alter their memory so they don't panic, but they'll have to stay up here permanently, their mind could be shattered if they do return to the mortal world."

"Shattered?" Tommy repeated, reeling back slightly as Wilbur summoned a leather book in his hand, opening it and scanning through the words, "That sounds like a pretty violent backlash..."

Phil and Techno avoided Wilbur's suspicious glare as subtly as possible, pretending not to see it, "Well... Remember, they're a mortal. Plus the strain of their home being destroyed, getting robbed, then getting kidnapped by gods and being brought to the Upperlands... Who wouldn't go absolutely mental? Then if they see the remains of their old village, it could undo all the magic that was placed upon them."

"Makes sense to me!" Tubbo chirped, his small goat ears wiggling as he held Chat in his hands, "Can we at least see them now and visit them when they wake up?"

Techno tensed up a bit but realized quickly that two of the three of the gods visiting them were too young to consider dating, and the third one was married to a human that he was trying to turn into a merling. "I... Suppose so. Just don't be too loud or the spell will break."

Tommy rolled his eyes dramatically, but the feathers behind his ears ruffled slightly to give away his excitement. Although, he was much better at hiding it than Chat, Tubbo's bee TC (Twitch Chat if you're wondering), and Tubbo, despite the fact that Chat actively visited (Y/n). Wilbur didn't seem to care much, but there was a hint of curiosity in his eyes. Or that was his insanity kicking in.

The avian nodded and began leading his biological and adopted sons through Techno's palace, Chat chirping away in his mind. 'Gods, that bird doesn't shut up...' Phil rolled his eyes up to the sky for a moment before smiling a bit to himself, 'Better than everything being dead silent I suppose...'

"In here. Now shut up. The spell won't work twice in a row." Techno hissed quietly before moving aside the crimson satin curtains to allow his old friend's sons into his rarely touched bedroom. The quartz room was kept dark via similarly coloured curtains blocking the majority of the light from coming into the room, while still allowing enough so they could see. A canopy bed stood proudly in the center of the room with golden posts and pure white chiffon silk curtains swaying lightly with the blowing winds.

Phil and Techno couldn't help but smile softly to themselves at the thought of seeing you again, even if you were asleep and, at the moment, void of memories and personality. Techno led the way inside and gently hooked his fingers around the fabric and moved it aside to let the younger gods see the mortal they had saved from the cruelties of the Earth.

The three gods carefully took their time studying you, trying to find what had their father and the anarchist totally entranced. Their eyes carefully took the time to study your soft (h/l) (h/c) hair, your beautiful (s/t) skin, and your silk robes that were ombre from red to white, accented with the very golden accessories that the high priest had tried to steal. (They used magic to put you in the new outfit. They're yanderes not creeps.)

"Oh... They truly are stunning. Are you sure they're a mortal?" Tubbo frowned for a moment, straightening up and pulling Chat away from your motionless figure so the crow would stop trying to peck at your jewellery.

"What do you mean?" Wilbur frowned at the younger god, his adopted brother. This had also caught the attention of the other gods

"I mean... Don't think they're a mortal, or at least they weren't born one..."

[wendy130]

Hello! I have some prompts for you ^v^

- Mousetrapped

- The Other Side

- The Boy who cried Naga

Sincerely, 🐭

Mousetrapped

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Phil has two cats. Techno and Wilbur. They absolutely loved to ‘kill’ their toys and give them to him. Unlike most people, he was more amused by this behavior. It was a way for his cats to express their love, and who was he to deny that? Besides, they weren’t going outside and actually killing any wildlife.

One day, he was waking up from a nap when he felt one of his cats nudge his hand and drop something inside it. Yawning quietly, he lifted his hand up to see what toy they had brought him this time, only to freeze.

Oh.

They had brought him a living mouse hybrid this time around.

And the poor kid looked terrified.

He groaned, dropping his head back onto his pillow.

He was not going to have fun for the next hour or so, was he?

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The Other Side

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There are two things Ranboo is certain of. He is a size shifter. And he’s living a double life. In one life, he’s a borrower with a family-like dynamic with a few borrower friends, Technoblade, Philza, and Niki. He doesn’t live with them, and only visits on the weekends. In his other life, he’s a human with a foster brother, Dream. He spends most of his life with Dream, going to school to see his human friends, Tommy and Tubbo. No one knows he lives like this, and he intends to keep it that way. Unfortunately, fate seems to hate him, because suddenly, his borrower friends have moved into his foster home with Dream. And Tommy and Tubbo have started to act weirdly too…

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The Boy who cried Naga

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This isn’t inspired by the Netflix show The Witcher, I swear- /j

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Techno is a monster hunter. He tends to travel around and kill any ‘monsters’ that causes trouble to the people.

But only the cryptids that cause actual trouble to people. If he can help the ‘monster’ in a different way, he will.

Not many people really know that though, since they think he just kills off the monsters. Plus, he doesn’t really advertise that he does this. Most people would probably turn away his services if he did that.

One day, he stops in a particular village that seems to have trouble with their sheep. There’s talk of a monster moving in, and, being curious, Techno asks about it.

The villagers all point to the sheep herder who’s a little blond boy. He goes to the kid to see what the situation is about.

The first impression he gets on the kid is that they’re talkative. Not in the chatty, relaxed way, but in the chatty, nervous sense. He’s quick to conclude that they’re hiding something.

Instead of straight up asking, he simply watches to see if the kid will slip up on anything. It’s far more effective than just bullying the information out of someone. That, and he’s pretty sure the locals wouldn’t like him interrogating the kid into tears.

He asks the kid about what was happening to the sheep. They nervously answer that some sheep have gone missing, only to return dead with missing organs.

The kid leads him to the sheep, and he scavenges the sheep’s remains to see what’s been taken. After a bit of digging, he’s fairly certain that he’s dealing with a naga.

He curses silently. Nagas were incredibly dangerous.

With this newfound, concerning information, he drags the kid back to the village, quick to inform everyone.

Nagas are dangerous because, despite being part snake, they can hide their scales and blend in with humans.

Now he just has to figure out who the naga is, with his appointed helper, the nervous sheep herder.

// Here are some doodles for this prompt (click on picture for better quality):