#plus i saw spoilers of other islanders i see 3 hot options too omg

[trystcnthorne]

wait this season actually has good options i coupled up with ryan as a placeholder for ozzy because he’s hot but he’s actually cute and bella is sooo fine like i’m so torn you guys

[dachi-chan25]

Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 5 Recap Pt. 2

WARNINGS: SPOILERS; not a D@€n€e¥$ fan; Jonsa shipper (and proud)

———— 3- In King’s Landing Jaime is trying to talk Cersei out of fighting, he watched some awful shit I can’t blame him, I mean they were against 1 dragon and it was a massacre, they don’t stand a chance with the 3 D has, he says all this stuff plus the fact that the Scorpion wasn’t able to harm the Dragon. But Cersei is having none of this, she knows if she gives up the throne it would mean dying and she would rather die fighting than handing over the throne (damn she is truly insane).

A truth bomb is dropped on Cersei when Jaime suggests Tyrion could intercede for them with D (LMAO dude D is unlikely to listen but whatevs) Cersei is like oh yeah he loves us so much he killed our son and our daddy, Jaime is like no he didn’t, Cersei is like dude you saw the crossbow what-? Jaime is like LOL no I meant he totally killed dad, but he didn’t kill Joffrey it was Olenna she told me so after she was sure to die in a painless way. Cersei is absolutely pissed off and she regreats ever listening ro Jaime in having compassion for an old lady.

4.- D and Drogon are back in DS, Jon is once again using the incest fur and looking too damn hot for someone who is scared shitless. Anyway in a moment of bravery or Targaryensness he takes of his glove and pets the beast.

D is looking impressed and kinda turned on (same) so she dismisses her son and is like aren’t they beautiful? Jon is like yeah not the word I would use for them *D glares at him* oh no I meant they are glorious beasts don’t kill me pls… And she is like idgaf if people think they monsters they still my babies (I have dogs and I kinda relate to idc if they animals I Love them but dude she uses them to kill people my babies just lick your face like no) and Jon tries not to look repulsed, instead he asks how things went and D says she has fewer (oh yes I learnt from Stannis too) enemies now and she guesses from Jon’s expression he doesn’t know how to feel about it (oh dear I think he knows how that makes him feel but he would never say it to your face,he is your prisioner that wants to get out of DS alive) and compares her butchering of the Lannister-Tarly army to Jon and Sansa retaking their home form the Boltons, well if you want to make that parallel then yes but you are the Bolton’s D you are trying to take control of a place that doesn’t be long to you just like the Bolton’s took WF, also let’s not forget Jon told the Bolton-Karstark-Umbers soldiers they didn’t had to die needlessly (a chance to yield) for a coward like Ramsey, so no.

And D is like super excited to know about the dagger to the heart thing (OMG we can be the super magical speshul couple) and Jon is like LOL Davos is a drama queen, D doesn’t seem to believe it but we are Lucky cuz Jon doesn’t have to explain himself now that Jorah is here to distract and kiss the ground D steps on, he falls on his knees (I know he is in Love but he is too over the top for me sorry) and D is genuinely happy to have him back (they have a very good chemistry) amd Jon is just there like Hey dude met your father and he was the best, but he is clearly uncomfortable like in every scene he shares with D.

We are almost at the end of the season and I still don’t see any interest from Jon’s side.

5.- Bran is in the Godswood, he wargs into a raven and goes beyond the wall, he sees the NK and the NK sees him, he goes back (or his mind?spirit? Does) and tells Maester Wolkan they need to send ravens.

Honestly I wished there was more about Bran than saying the WW are coming towards Eastwatch, we already knew that, that’s why Tormund decided to go there with the Wildling army.

6- Back on the Citadel, the ArchMaesters are having a reunion and Sam is eavesdropping, they don’t believe a word from Bran, amd Sam is like he is saying the truth ffs how do you think a crippled boy survived that long beyond the wall he must be something special, and he has seen them, but the acrhmaesters think it’s a ploy from D so everyone goes south and she can take the IT (dudes she is not so clever) Sam gets out very angry and frustrated while the assholes talk and mock about other prophesies that never happened, and one of the Maester is like isn’t he the boy whose family got bbq by the Dragon Queen, and Slughorn is like yes but I don’t have the heart to tell him yet he is a good boy.

Fuckkkkkk! He deserves to know!! Also Jorah deserves to know precious Kaliisi killed the family of the man that risked his life to save him.

7.- Back on DS Tyrion is drinking again, and has a heart to heart with Varys, let’s say the Master of Whispers is not so sure D is the best option after all, Tyrion is trying so hard to convince himself D did what any good ruler would do and that she is not any worse at the very least (dude I Love living in denial but you are not helping your cause at all) and Varys gives us am insight of what was like working for Aerys and Watch him burn people while dissasociating and saying it was not his doing (oh yes dude but you did nothing to stop him, you just stood there even Tyrion tried to intervene) Tyrion goes into defensive mode about she is not her father (and look I know she was the first ruler to recognize his abilities and give him an important place without mocking his disability like his family and the rest of Westeros did and that is hard to see someone you admire become the bad guy I understand Tyrion) he is right, she is not Aerys… Yet, but she is getting dangerously close to perpetuating all the Targ bullshit her ancestors loved (I insist she is more of an Aegon the Conqueror, not that that is a good thing either, but she isn’t mad, which is more terrifying that a non- paranoic person would do such awful stuff and still think she is in the moral high ground)

Anyway Varys is like seriously dude you GOT to make her listen, and Tyrion is dejected. Varys is holding a letter for Jon, if you didn’t believe he is a prisioner in that fucking island yet that is the proof, he gets his letters intercepted!!

We transition to the war room (Jon pls don’t touch that table, ew) he is dudes my little brother and little sister that I thought dead are Back home and WW are matching towards Eastwatch I’m outta here, D is like oh good your siblings are fine, but I won’t give you any military support cuz Cersei will keep sitting on MY chair if I do nevermind that everyone in the North will die in the meantime, and Tyrion is like but we can also get Cersei’s help if we bring her a WW (gosh this idiot plan) and Jorah is like yup I’m ready to boggie, and Jon is like *sigh* me too, Davos is in protective dad mode and goes like you aren’t going beyond the wall young man you are King!! But Jon is like dad all my friends are going and I am the only one who has fought WW so… D is giving serious heart eyes at Jon, and says she hasn’t given him permission to go (LMAO is this twilight or 50sog??? In what universe is romantic for someone to hold you captive and defensless??) and Jon gives her the metaphorical middle finger and takes away her unburnt title with his response of LOL nobody asked for your permission I am King! Still he remains fairly respectful and ask her to trust him just like he trusted her (LOL but she betrayed that trust holding you captive, taking your boat and your sword but whatevs they really need her help so I understand why Jon still is mindfull). ——- Part 3 is coming!