#plump&tight

[fatboysoftie]

try wearing old clothes

i haven’t wore these clothes since like 3 years ago lol

[xobellybaeox]

god these shorts are a struggle to keep up

[fridgewater]

You dumb masc GF getting ready for work wondering why her clothes are so small all of a sudden, while you cook her pancakes and pack her a lunch you know she'll end up eating as a morning snack and have to go to the canteen for lunch

[yourplumpprincess]

Who’s gonna watch my freak??

[bustlilbluepigg]

So much to grab and so much fold 🥵

[honeybelly]

Thin to perfectly plump 👑✨

[sahnejungsliebhaber]

Je mehr Torten er isst, desto sahniger wird dieser Bursche.

The more cakes he eats, the creamier he gets.

[femmefeedist]

ok but... chubby mermaid? ✨✨✨

🍀my links🍀

[fridgewater]

I appreciate the thought babe but I don't think l'm a small anymore! A little tight to ware to work isn't it? What? It's a Large? Oh never mind...

[mengottaeat]

Is that you in your corner picture

Did you mean my profile pic? If so, then no, it's not me) Haven't recognized him🫣??? This is the most iconic daddy on the web!.. that's just how he looks these days.

He doesn't post much, but he's still very handsome. I remember discovering him years ago. These photos were of such poor quality, but, Jeez.. I couldn't stop thinking how handsome he was… in other words - for me personally, he definately is iconic😌)

[bisexualboysbroadcast]

CATEGORY: THINGS I WANT TO BITE IMMEDIATELY

[sahnejungsliebhaber]

Du siehst aus wie eine Presswurst. Du hast zu viel gefressen. Bald platzt du aus allen Nähten.

(You look like a pressed sausage. You've eaten too much. Soon you'll be bursting at the seams.)

[greedyfaye]

Thought you guys might appreciate this shirt ;)

[breitzbachbea]

But rereading my old work today while doubling down on a tonal shift really shows me that I am on a good path on writing the story I want. And that it's a very different story from the one I used to write.

It is so obvious in the old scene that I wanted Robert to be cool and in control. Upset but unaffected by his subordinate's fuckups. Lone wolf works best. Strikes terror into the hearts of all, because of course he does. And he is so belittling. Oh my god he is so belittling - in much the same way he is in the new draft in the scene with Harry and Michele, but he is so much more verbose in the old one. He is like a haughty bond villain and a 80s macho action hero rolled into one. He is supposed to be cool but also very clearly not the brightest in his tiny interaction with Tahir. It's so grotesque.

And Charlie was so cool, too! Kept a calm head whilst being insulted and threatened - and so concerned with his ego still. Being patronizing to Robert, being upset by his remarks about how he is too weak to save his boss and still so calm. It is so blatantly clear that his rage was supposed to be righteous. That he was supposed to be our cool and calm hero, the quippy one who of course gets the upper hand and will right the wrongs committed against him.

Such a farce.

And now, in the new version, Robert's angry. Of course, still belittling, still thinking he's got this, but much more aggressive and less maudlin on. And very down to earth when it comes to trying to set the rules. It's not about him being cool. It is about him being ruthless and pissed-off and a little bit too much into the entire thing. He is supposed to be respectable, but at the same time frightening in his ruthlessness. In his eagerness to deal out punishment. He's not here to taunt the Irish - he is here to bash their face in and only taunt them when it's convenient. Violence first, domination second.

And Charlie? Charlie too isn't cool. He, too, is frightening. Like Paddy. Because you watch these two guys, who you've seen joking for the past six chapters, be dorks and insecure and caring for each other, go deadly serious. They're not that different from Robert and Arthur, are they now? Sure, the English started it. Sure, they only want Harry back. But does that justify the means? Are they the good guys when they very callously hold someone hostage and are ready to kill him, in cold blood? No hemming and hawwing about it. No 'Don't make me do this' at Robert in the sense of 'Don't make me be so inhuman.' No, it's only 'Don't make me do this' in the sense of 'Don't make me kill one of your resources. Don't make me hurt you.' No value ascribed to human life aside from Harry's.

No one's cool in this. Good.

And here is the end of the vomit draft that made me think about this:

There. Around a corner. He could hear them. Whispering amongst themselves. He whistled. "Jig's up," he said. "If you come out with hands raised, I might /not/ just shoot you in the face." "I could say the same." God that was Higgins. For fuck's sake. "You and what army? Show your fucking face if you're a man!" "God, schoolyard taunts we're doing? Robert, be sensible once in your life. We've got one of yours, so you are gonna tell me where you have one of ours." "Anyone can talk a big game about that," Robert answered. "Well, I've got two guns and your cub got none," O'Neill said. "So you will tell me where's Harry and no one gets hurt." "You're not the one who makes demands here. Taylor!" What followed and thank God for his calm at the trigger finger, was Edward being pushed in the hallway, hands up. Looking deeply, deeply ashamed as was appropriate. "Great. Now I've got mine back." Robert grinned. "And what about yours?" Before Taylor, could take a step, he was held back by O'Neill, who was 'wise' enough to step into frame with Higgins. God, him holding the gun was adorable. "Where's Harry?" O'Neill asked again. "One against the other," Higgins reminded him. Robert rolled his eyes. "I think you're playing your cards a little wrong. Your boss against a henchman?" "So you don't care if we blow his brain out?" O'Neill asked, matter-of-factly and very, very unempathetic. Oh dear lord, he could see the fear in Taylor's eyes. "I didn't say that," Robert said. "I'm just saying that if that's your gambit, it's a terrible one." "It's worth a try." O'Neill said and unlocked his gun.

[fridgewater]

POV you're awoken by a loud rumble and roll over to this. You knew telling her that old shirt fit just fine was a good idea. Now to stuff her full of breakfast (whilst edging her of course) and watch her pitiful attempts to squeeze into office clothes she thinks still fit her. Ladies, feel free to ask for the unedited ;)