#pls talk to me abt fantasy high

[pizzacastella]

as someone who has only finished freshman year,,, wha t the FUCK happened in fantasy high????

omg hi bestie,,, uhhh WHAT DIDNT HAPPEN IN FANTASH HIGH? am kidding but also IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN,, if ur asking this bc of all the jaceporter/starbreaker stuff i've been reblogging,,, that's me being #delusional bc i need something to tether my sanity so i can do my Big Girl Job™

buttt if u are interested in joining the cult club i would be happy to talk abt fantasy high or strabreaker !!!

[omophagic-beast]

the high priestess, justice, wheel of fortune :)

!! hi hello :33 thank u for the ask!! ok yes i believe this is for the tarot ask game

The High Priestess — What role does intuition play in your process? OR Are the themes of your games planned or discovered?

i think intuition plays a big part! i tend to be very interested in how a game feels, what the ~vibe~ is, how the mechanics of the game serve the stated purpose / story its telling, and i think when writing a game from that angle a lot of it is going off of intuition and then refining it later on.

now that im thinking about it im not sure how id design a game non-intuitively. anyone who does this pls tell me how it works im very interested

Justice — How importance is game balance to you? OR How personal are your games?

im gonna answer the second one here cause i dont have too many thoughts abt game balance at the moment, check back after i write my fantasy heartbreaker in 5 years (joke this is a joke i dont even have a fantasy heartbreaker planned please dont call one down upon me)

but my games are super personal! kinda same with above im not sure how i could create a game that wasnt personal in some aspect, theyre my art. itd be interesting to try though.

that being said, some are more personal than others. body^3 has a lot more to say about me than i am (not) mothman does. before the flood isnt out quite yet, but its full of my friendship with sylvan and others in our friend group.

in fact, to give yall a lil peek of the game, theres a role in it called Nation, which represents the forces of humanity. and Nation uses a modified version of the dice game farkle, a game which i played for the first time sitting across from Sylvan at a diner when i flew to visit them and a bunch of our friends at their college right before they graduated.

its kinda a game made from those kinds of stories, which i think is what happens when you make something with a friend.

The Wheel of Fortune — What is a game you think is underappreciated? OR What is a game you think is overhyped?

there are soo many deeply good games out there i gotta talk abt one of thooseee but. only one :<

someone send me this one again so i can talk about more pls

but if im gonna pick one its gonna be dont look by quinn milton if u like horror games go look at this one please please please

you play as a group of people who are sitting in a circle and telling a story (:3c) but the good part, the best part, is that each player picks a spot they can see. now that spot is where It is. do not look at that spot again. if you think youve looked at that spot you cover your face until you think its safe again.

and if It gets you, you then try to get other people to look at It. subtly though. quietly.

its really really good, if u wanna talk about creating the atmosphere of horror, the fucking feeling when someone looks over your shoulder and then covers their face is unmatched. soooo good.

thank u for the ask!

[lovelandfrogman]

i find it wild taht youre in like every fandom . i reblog art and youre reblogging it too i look on my dash of soemthing new and irs from pigeon. anyways that mob really can psycho 100 huh

HEHEHE YEAH i got so excited that you’re into mob psycho too WAIT PLUS you’re into fantasy high too??? us rn🤝🤝🤝

THAT MOB CAN PSYCHO 100… like i’m not actively into it rn but it’s just SUCH an incredible piece of media and it left such an impression on me that i am liable to go insane abt it at any moment. pls feel free to talk abt your thoughts w me i would love 2 hear

[wavewrought]

HOWDY hi there!! i’m kq! i’m 29, live in est, and use she / her pronouns! this is an independent rp blog for cirene aeloria, a dnd character of my own creation! i joined a campaign with her this summer and it's been really fun!! but it's just once a week and i really enjoy her, so i thought i'd toss her into the rp sphere too!!

ACTIVITY i am not fast. work and life and all that jazz!! if you’re interested, i have 9000 blogs but none of them are super active on their own, if you’re ever interested in hearing abt / interacting with one of them, lemme know and i can pop over!

FORMATTING i can't lie … this shit is all over the place … i tend to match whatever my partner is doing! i do small text by default, but i'll switch it up to regular sized text if you ask / if i remember seeing something about it in your rules!! also, for icon things!! …. am i gonna make them ? god knows ! not me !

GENERAL this blog is multi-verse, multi-ship, multi-everything! unless we’ve discussed overlapping plot lines with a whole bunch of muses, it’s safe to assume that my interactions with your character and my interactions with another are happening in completely different timelines! also,  please don’t godmod!! little things that move along the thread are fine, but please try not to assume my character has done/will do anything in particular, in it!

TRIGGERS / SENSITIVE SUBJECTS as a general rule, i will always be trying to tag or avoid common triggers! my formats for tagging are ‘trigger cw //’ and ‘trigger tw //’. i will always try to do both and i always look for people’s triggers in their rules, but please don’t hesitate to let me know if i’ve forgotten a tag. as for myself, i have a weird teeth related trigger! it doesn’t need to be tagged, but if you could avoid talking to me directly about dental things it would be greatly appreciated!

UNIVERSES i know a little bit about a lot of fandoms!! and i'm always willing to learn more!! so if you're worried that don't know if i know things abt your muse or your fandoms, pls don't!! i'll go all the way down the rabbit hole with you!! high fantasy is not my usual stomping ground, so i have a lot to learn!

VERY IMPORTANT!! there are few things that i vibe with less than i vibe with people being mean. on a small scale, i don’t post hate, i don’t send hate, and i don’t like to see hate. on a larger scale, i don’t tolerate racism, homophobia, transphobia, anti semitism, etc etc etc. if i see people posting things with an obvious malicious intent, i steer clear, unfollow, or block.

if you're reading this, thanks for considering writing with me!! love u!!

[sqpphos]

˖ ࣪⊹⁺ ── 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒

pairing — mike wheeler × fem! reader

w/c — 0.8k

warnings — smut (obv), aged up! mike wheeler, unprotected sex, bit of cockwarming, kinda insecure mike, reader being holly's babysitter doesn't play a huge part but it does question mark, not proof read cus i literally finished this at the crack of dawn

a/n — guys guys GUYS !!! I WROTE IT 🤭🤭 honestly don't exactly know how to fee abt it 😕 but it's done so who cares! didn't know what to write for the synopsis so i didn't write one 😶 pls pls pls excuse any mistakes i have not had any good sleep for the past week lol bye!

mike wheeler didn't know how he had gotten himself in this situation. his fuzzy, polluted mind couldn't comprehend it.

he’d thought that all of it was in his head. the flirty comments, sly smirks, dirty jokes, and skirts that only got shorter over of time— all just a figment of his imagination.

there was no way you’d be into him. never in a million years. you, ex-cheerleader at hawkins high, one of the prettiest and most sought after individuals in town, and now his younger sister’s babysitter, being interested in him? a lanky, introverted outcast who geeked over a fantasy game?

it was outrageous. insane.

but that clearly didn’t stop your advances. no, if anything, it fueled them. you found it attractive. enough that now here you were, whimpering under him as he filled you up with his cock. your hands held tightly onto his veiny arms as he thrusted in and out of your prodding hole.

“god, you feel so good.” you gasped.

mike didn’t know what to say. what could he say? this entire situation was just a mere thought— a fantasy of his. and now it was coming to life in the best way possible. he was completely in awe.

his hands were everywhere. delicate and slow touches gliding along the expanse of your skin. feeling your warm body under his fingertips as if you’d just poof! disappear.

“been dreaming about this for so long, mikey.” you propped yourself up on your elbows, pressing a quick kiss to mike’s cheek. “you don’t know how many nights i went home, touching myself and imagining it was you.”

if he wasn’t red in the face already, mike knew he was now. your words went straight to his head and down to his groin. “y-yeah?

you stared up at him with those doe eyes of yours, and mike swore to himself he could cum right then and there if he hadn’t had the restrain. “mhm, you’ve got the prettiest hands.” he watched as you took one of his hands in yours and brought it down to your swollen clit, guiding his thumb to circle it before letting go when he caught rhythm.

“and you’re so, so pretty, mikey. can’t take my eyes off you.” his hips had stilled the moment you began talking, drunk of your words and the way your walls clenched around his cock tightly. he could stay like this for hours without complain.

mike watched as your dainty hands gently snaked up his body up from his pelvic bone up to his head, following as you pulled his face down and kissed him. the most intimate part of it all. it felt right. like you two were made for each other.

you pulled away first, staring into his kitten round eyes as he awaited your next move. “i’m all yours, mike. so fuck me like it.”

he thinks you’re joking. this is all just some sick, twisted joke of a dream that a random god is giving him, to wake him up and bring him to reality.

there was a small voice in his head telling him that this was wrong. it was telling him to stop before he’s in too deep. reminding him that your job was to babysit his little sister, not to please him. the guilt was slowly eating him up by the second.

but your eyes telling him otherwise. you want this. the way you gaze up at him shows all the need for it— for him. that was all the confirmation he needed.

any doubt or insecurity that hid away in mike’s heart was gone. nowhere to be seen as now he was acting on impulse, senses on overdrive as he gave you what you wanted. giving in to his deepest desires and making you his.

mike doesn’t waste a second before he’s fucking you into the mattress, gripping tightly onto the plush skin of your thighs you know it’ll be bruised in the morning.

it was erotic. something completely out of a porno the way your arousal gushed out of you and onto the mattress. you’d worry about it some other time. some other time when you weren’t crying, hot and salty tears spilling over you cheeks as you came on mike’s dick.

mike’s hips stuttered against yours as he filled you up with his cum. a pretty bulge stuck out from your tummy as he remained still, buried deep in your sensitive walls. he delicately placed a hand atop it, smirking at the way you jolted.

you whine when he finally pulls out, hating the feeling of being empty. mike doesn’t give you a second to recover before he trails a finger down your folds, playing with what is the aftermath of your orgasms. he chuckles as you push his hand away from your sensitive cunt.

“you coming over tomorrow?” he asks casually.

you nod. “yeah, your mom asked me yesterday if i could.”

“good,” mike replied lowly. he leaned forward and pressed a chaste kiss to your lips. “cause now you have two wheelers to take care of.”

[alkalinefrog]

PLS do if you drew these it would be the coolest thing (although bowl cut Mello might haunt my dreams a little) And Dw I’m actually somewhat familiar with the rise of the brave tangled dragons fandom. I’ve never been in it but like I know what you’re talking abt I saw ROTG in theaters as a kid and I remember loving it. (Although I am curious abt what you’d do with Mikami’s hair to make him look less like a scene boy in 2010 and more modern y2k)

Ahhh I wish I could show you a bowl cut Mello LMAO!! I feel like it would be easier to sell in an editorial style photo-shoot illustration lol. And I feel like such a hypocrite with Mikami's hair because it's basically the same as Hiccup's 😂😂😂 Hiccup gets a pass for being from a high fantasy setting though. Unfortunately I have little to no direction for him because I just have such a surface level understanding of his character, and my Death Note brain is just about completely fried. I'm so glad to hear you're familiar with rotbtd, it makes me feel just a teeny bit less cringe LOL. Thank you so much again!! Maybe I'll bring back the DN fashion in the future! ❤️

[kumikoumae-archive]

what are some underrated anime you’ve watched that you’d rec? also continue more pls with any slice of life / rom com type anime. If you had non high school settings that’d be great too 😭

Underrated:

Higashi no Eden (action, sci fi, thriller, romance, drama) i see this in almost every ‘underrated anime list’ so maybe it’s not as underrated as everyone thinks lol...

Hourou Musuko (drama, slice of life) this is a very short anime about a trans girl (it’s in a high school setting but the story is very different from any high school anime because it deals a lot with gender issues and gender norms and stuff) very heartbreaking but also very sweet. the animation is stunning.

TSURITAMA (comedy, sci fi, slice of life) aka The Fishing Anime. idek how to explain this anime?? it’s super weird. a guy with anxiety issues befriends an outgoing alien and an angry boy and together they learn to fish? there is a duck named tapioca?? none of my friends have ever watched it even tho i have been bothering them abt it for years lol

Kaze ga Tsuyoku Fuiteiru (sports, drama, comedy) HAIKYUU BUT IN COLLEGE. lol no. all jokes aside this is a very interesting sports anime. a guy recruits 10 (unwilling) colleagues to run a marathon with him. The most interesting part of this one for me was watching them evolve not only their running but also their relationships with each other.

Kyousou Giga (fantasy, supernatural) very underrated but i understand why people may not like this one. this anime is off. the. shits. when you think you understand what is happening nothing makes sense again. all i can say is that this anime is about family. that’s it.

Punch Line (comedy, ecchi, supernatural) dont let the ‘ecchi’ category fool you. this anime is a masterpiece. i think it ended too fast, it needed at least two more episodes for a very satisfying ending but i loved it anyway. i also dont know how to explain this anime tho lol... The main character’s spirit gets separated from his body if he sees a girl’s panties? but if he sees it twice the whole world will explode?? time travel? body swapping? super powers? “Punch Line follows Yuuta as he unravels the mysteries surrounding Korai House, its residents, and a villainous organization attempting to end the world. Will Yuuta be able to save everyone, or will the ever-present threat of panties result in their doom?“ this was written in myanimelist and yeah...

Mushishi (slice of life, mystery, supernatural) i dont really consider this underrated... a lot of people have watched this but no one talks about it anymore. This anime has a very unique vibe. It’s mysterious and unnerving but at the same time it is heartwarming and soft...

Rom com: (tbh i havent watched many romcoms)

Wotakoi. this one is a classic, i was a skeptic before i started it but the comedy is gold. Romance in the work place with the bonus of Everyone being a fucking otaku but trying to hide it.

Servant x Service. much like wotakoi this one is also abt romance in the workplace. tbh i watched it in 2013 so i dont really remember much about it other than the fact that i really enjoyed it

Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken. THIS ONE!!! THIS ONE!!!! each episode has like 4 minutes so if you really dont know what to watch and you dont want to commit to anything too seriously go watch danna ga nani. It’s about the married life of a woman and her otaku husband. It is The Cutest thing you will ever watch.

Another slice of life i have to recommend is Sangatsu no Lion, i still havent watched season 2, but i can definitely say this anime is a masterpiece. We follow the main character as he struggles with depression. it’s a very accurate portrayal of depression and watching Rei make progress towards recovery is truly a stunning experience. The supporting cast is amazing. the animation is very unique. you can feel the moments of loneliness in your soul because the animation perfectly conveys the mood of each scene. And the heartwarming scenes feel so special... damn, maybe i should watch season 2 now

One more: Sora yori mo Tooi Basho (adventure, comedy, drama) 4 girls go to antarctica!!! That’s it!!!

[pizzacastella]

fantasy high anon is still here!! im still getting through sophomore year forgive me ghdfjgdhj

NO NO ITS OKI !!! pls take ur time n enjoy the show !!!!! sophomore year is actually my favorite out of fantasy high seasons bc it made me hav many emotions aoURGH BUT PLEASE ENJOY IT !!!!! i'll be here to talk abt it any time !!!!!!

[lichfucker]

jumping on Sad Jew Hours along with the other anon (& pls feel free to delete) - the thing that really got me in that ep was the reaction that was "oh no willy :(" and not "oh my GOD the jews of nyc are unprotected". which is fine, it really is, but just. no one in the cast is jewish and it showed. even rabbi mike! why was he so cavalier! the GOLEM is DEAD & not by us !!!!! (also I wasn't as viscerally bothered by rabbi mike as i think you are but i get it & think you're right abt it)

I love rabbi mike himself, I just hate the way in which he was used in the story

but yes, absolutely, the thing that I said while watching the episode was “I will never, ever be able to explain to a goy just HOW upsetting it is that willy’s been dis-animated”

they just. don’t understand. and they’ll never understand.

and I love willy so much! and I’m glad that willy is a character who exists and was given to us as part of this story! and I think willy is BY FAR the best use of golems I’ve ever seen in fantasy media! honestly (I’m a little more hardcore abt this than other people are, which I understand and respect) I think willy is the ONLY acceptable golem in goyische “secular” fantasy media! BUT I don’t want goyim talking about golems. ever. I want them to forget they ever even heard the word. they’ve proven time and time again that they do NOT know how to handle it, and they don’t deserve to keep trying.

and brennan is included in that. he proved it with the “golem” they fought in fantasy high, he proved it with the “corn golems” in a crown of candy, he proved it when willy became kingston’s friend who hosted poker nights and had a crush on the statue of liberty, instead of the guardian and protector of one of history’s most vulnerable populations.

willy was supposed to be the golem of williamsburg, he was supposed to protect the city’s jews, but brennan never gave him any jews to protect. he only ever protected the party. and so they allowed the most fundamentally, explicitly, and proudly jewish character imaginable to melt away into the secular soup of the campaign.

the meta-narrative of willy’s involvement in the unsleeping city is a story of assimilation.

[aresrl]

I hihi I am!!! A little nervous w/ doing this bc I've never done this b4 so please bear🐻 w// me💦 May I request a match up? A vision, a romantic partner and maybe a friend and/or enemy? If that's too much feel free to just assign me a vision + partner, ehe/// Preferably male for a romantic match-up, but either gender is fine with a friend and enemy match-up^^ I tried to be as detailed as possible but I think I ended up just ranting, so im v v sorry if it's long! I sort of fluctuate when it comes to being an introvert/extroverted. W// strangers and irl, I'm very introverted and shy!! Rarely speak and if I do it's just the usual "Hi how are you? That's good. I'm good too, thank you for asking:)" yeayea I'm not too. Keen on social interaction irl. But I always do my best to be very nice!! I never wanna come off as mean bc wow what a bad first impression that would be. But with friends / ppl ik online?? Whew I am very very friendly n chatty ^^ Either very high energy or very chill, there's rarely any inbetween. Sometimes I like to jokingly tease my friends but I'd never go too far / make them uncomfortable!! And if I do I always apologize right away!! I like to say that I'm affectionate?? My strongest love language is def physical affection, if not quality time. Idk man there's just something about vibing with someone or hugging them that just aaaaa/// Although I usually display affection w// words of affection bc. Literally most of my friends are online friends so I can't actually hug them, sad times. Idk if this is needed/important info but I just remembered: I'm 5'6 around??? Need glasses bc. Whew i am blind (near sighted), I'm poc (specifically black) anndd, hm. Actually I think thats it for this section, aha. As you can see I'm, not really all that organized. Also I don't have the best attention span - while writing this I'm circling between 4 different apps - and I'm a bit of a mess. And also a little stupid. Just a smidge dumb. But I have my moments - I solved like. 2 puzzles in Inazuma by myself so I think that counts for something. I also find that I tend to talk a whole lot when I have an idea or smthn to say abt a thing I'm super interested in!! That's info-dumping. I info dump. Yes. I also really like to listen to other people talk abt things they like!!!! Its so nice :) I'm protective over people I care about!! I've never done it but 100% would bark at someone who messed with someone close to be. Arf arf yaknow. I tend to he impulsive. I'll do something, and be all "YEAH>:D" and then regret it later. And then I'll do it all over again in a fun little cycle :) I consider myself an optimist, but quickly turn into a pessimist whenever it concerns myself. Fun funfun. Should probably mention that I am. A very insecure person w/ dangerously low self esteem, which is super fun esp when you mix that with the fact that I'm rarely ever motivated to improve. Yayayay Also sort of a pushover?? Like most often than not I'll be convinced to do something, even if I'm not too keen on doing it. Also afraid of confrontation when it comes to my friends and strangers (that is, if it's concerning me!! I'll order smthn for my friend but if I need to order for myself?? uhh stutter time aha). I'm also a mega simp ahah! Srsly though if I fall for someone/get infatuated with someone I. Will be so obvious abt it even though I try very hard not to be. Would gush over that person probably. I don't really like mean people tbh. Like yes I'll be nice and civil with them but!!! I cannot stand!!! Rude people!!! Esp when they're mean for no reason like sir??? maam??? homie??? chill pls ty<3 People who aren't necessarily mean, but moreso have bastard energy and are just really "hehe>:D" but playfully are p poggers tho!!! I think I get along with kids!! I have a little sister,, around like. Nine? And we get along really well!! I also try and match a kid's energy whenever I'm tasked with looking after them. I take pride in the fact that kids like me >:].... even if they sometimes scare me-- Ok, interest time!!

I like art!! Quite a bit!! Less of a realistic artist and more of a cartoonist!! Idk there's just something fun abt drawing cartoons, hehe. I also like self ships - I have quite a bit of them, actually ! Idk its comforting drawings your fictional crushes loving you idkidk. I like writing too! Both original stories, and one-shots or personal fics that are associated with already created media!! Writing character backstories and personalities and stuff is also fun too! I've even made my own fictional world with a full fledged backstory n everything! It's very fun to think about. I'm a day dreamer!!! Yea remember when I said I write stories? I day dream abt potential stories even more. Mmm daydream world so nice so warm so fun I read aswell!! Mostly fantasy books, or stories where animals are the protagonists. Think Warrior Cats. But my favorite book series has got to be Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Fantasy owl books, anyway! X Readers are also things I enjoy reading :) Again, s I m p Also gaming!!! Is something fun I do sometimes!!! Although it's usually Genshin Impact, or Wii Sports/Resort w// my little sister. Oh, also pokemon! I rlly like Primarina, Vaporeon, Sylveon and Vulpix/Ninetails! I absolutely adore sweet foods, and baking is smthn I'm def interested in! Don't like foods w// weird textures though, like beans or mashed potatoes. Also I. Love spice so much. Mmm love it when my mouth burns so bad. Don't have a favorite animal but I've had three cats in my lifetime (btw not important but my current cat is named Sylvester and. He's my baby boy) so I am. A very big cat fan. Probably not needed but I really like sword and claymore characters. Literally all of the characters I main are either sword or claymore users. Although I did get Diona, so I miiight start forcing myself to learn how to aimmm. I see that I tend to like people/characters that are a little more extroverted than me. Upbeat, happy type beat!!! Nice sunshine babies, :) I think thats it! I hope this was good enough? Again, first time doing this (at 2am nonetheless) so forgive me if I got too rambly or did anything wrong ^^ Thank you for taking the time out of your day to read this! And I hope your day is good / you had a good day, depending on when you read this, ehe!

Hey! Sorry if the wait has been long! I also love Warrior Cats (I promise myself, one day I'll finish it.)

You received... A Pyro vision! Optimistic, enthusiastic, impulsive, reckless, and a lot of energy are the general characteristics held by the Pyro vision. • I hesitated between the Pyro and Hydro vision, but your energy distinguishes you from the Hydro vision. • You said you were impulsive, always doing something you might regret later but still doing it. • You react quickly: as you said, if somebody hurt someone you love, you won't think twice before barking. Your partner would be... Xingqiu! “This feeling was unexpected.” • At first, you were just friends, and Xingqiu really loved to tease you. Actually, you both teased each other. But eventually, a feeling of love towards you grew into Xingqiu. And that was reciprocated. • Your relationship is filled with teases, jokes, and good/funny moments where you mostly share what you commonly appreciate. • He also knows when to get serious: for example, he does everything to support you during your moments of struggle concerning your self-esteem. Your friend would be... Childe! “Luckily, I'm here!” • You two also share funny moments, especially during situations where your “stupidity” is overtaken by his insight. • Sometimes, he finds you cute. • He likes the fact that you get along well with kids. It leads you to great moments with him and his siblings. • You're quite the opposite in terms of self-esteem. I think it's a good thing because it makes you complementary. Your enemy would be... Albedo! A misunderstanding. • You wouldn't hate each other, but I think Albedo wouldn't like the way you use your energy, and when you're more in a chill mood (meaning you're more available for him to talk), he could get pissed at how much times he'd have to repeat himself for you to understand something. • He's very patient, but he understood quickly that his interests would maybe not be within your reach. • You would just be too different. Worth to mention • You and Venti are like drama queens in Mondstadt. You are good friends. But you both know that you can't be more, as it would eventually both drag you down (because of similar problems). • Klee is also your best friend: both of you share decisions that you definitely will regret later. Or maybe not. • Hu tao and you are kinds of silently competing over who's the best tease, and she beats you. My goal is definitely not achieved. I hope I can catch up tomorrow. And don't worry, it was surprisingly good for a first description!

[yikeswtfmate]

(1) New Message from Unknown Number

main masterlist // (1) New Message Masterlist // next part

Summary: Y/N is drunk and can’t remember her ex’s number.

A/N: Hello, it is I, the idiot who writes Social Media AUs when she’s drunk but is too lazy to put them in the proper format and just leaves them to die somewhere on her laptop

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Social Media AU - that’s a lie, it’s actually just texts in Word format 🤡)

Warnings: swearing, dumbassery

Unknown Number: Hey asshat so listen

Unknown Number: I kno we hvnt spoken since like

Unknown Number: High school but whateve idc

Unknown Number: U’re an asshle so I dnt even care that its like…

Unknown Number: 3 in the morning nvrmd

Unknown Number: Ive ben dared to txt my hottest ex by these evil witchS so

Unknown Number: Here u go

Unknown Number: At least u had decent abs so congrats on tht jfc

Unknown Number:  also u dnt get to complain abt this txt bc like

Unknown Number: u dated me for 6 months on a dare so U KNOW WHat this shuold feel like ya

Unknown Number: Wow dude that sounds like a dick move

Unknown Number: Seriously who the hell dates someone for 6 months on a dare?

Unknown Number: Doesn’t that only happen in movies though?

Unknown Number: hey bitchass dont act like u don’t kno what im talkinG abt

Unknown Number: Oh shit yeah, sorry. I don’t know who this asshole of an ex is but I sure as hell am not him

Unknown Number: Dude sounds like a complete waste of human space

Unknown Number: And I think I wouldn’t get to live it down if my friends would hear I did something that shitty

Unknown Number: Wait lemme ask Sam

Unknown Number: Nah, he says Steve would’ve beaten my ass if I were to do that so there u go

Unknown Number: m sorry who tf are u

Unknown Number: Bucky

Unknown Number: what kind of stupid name is bucky

Unknown Number: Shit man, u’re the one blowing up my phone at 3 in the morning, sending me weird ass messages when I don’t even know u and u dare say my name is stupid???

Unknown Number: Sheit srry

Unknown Number: Is been A long night

Unknown Number: nd week

Unknown Number: Actlly make thAt the whle entire fuckin month

Girl with asshole ex: Srry fr bothering u

Unknown Number: It‘s cool

Girl with asshole ex: Hey the witches ask if ure hot

Bonky: Yeah

Girl with asshole ex: WHAT THE FCK MAN AT LEST BE A LIL BIT HUMBLE SMH

Bonky: U wanted me to lie?

Girl with asshole ex: Fair point

Girl with asshole ex: They wnt a pic

Girl with asshole ex: Pic or it didn’t happen punk

Girl with asshole ex: Tht was nat

Bonky: What kind of party are u at that you can constantly text me?

Girl with asshole ex: Wanda’s place

Girl with asshole ex: Girls night

Girl with asshole ex: Getting hammered on wine BITCH

Girl with asshole ex: Also dnt change the subject

Bonky: I don’t even know your name

Girl with asshole ex: Why would I tell u my name I just want to see a suppsdly hot asssd

Bonky: You know mine and now you want me to send u a pic of me

Bonky: Bit of a disadvantage here babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: BABE if I tell u my name will u send a pic of u so we kno u arnt a 60yr old perv

Bonky: I’ll think about it

Girl with asshole ex: Hey fuck u

Girl with asshole ex: Not fair

Bonky: How do I know you’re not the 60yr old perv?

Girl with asshole ex: Cuz she got big tiddies to prove

Girl with asshole ex: And that was wanda

Girl with asshole ex: So now u know my fridsn

Bonky: Still don’t know your name tho babe

Bonky: Also tell Wanda she shouldn’t give out this type of info to strangers

Girl with asshole ex: ure not a stranger anymore bonky

Girl with asshole ex: ure my babe nao

Bonky: I’m going to let that Bonky slide just bc u’re cute

Bonky: But I’m also going to stop replying until you tell me your name

Girl with asshole ex: U think im cute?

Girl with asshole ex: 

Girl with asshole ex: I mean u havnt even seen me but thats fair

Girl with asshole ex: Wand and nat say its true so ill believe u rnt lying to me rn

Girl with asshole ex: But I wanna see if ure cute

Girl with asshole ex: Wait why r u up st 3 in the mrng I mean we re drunk but wht r u doing

Girl with asshole ex: Babe u need to take better care of urself

Girl with asshole ex: Babe

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: BABE?

Girl with asshole ex: Ph shit ure actually ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: I dont like this

Girl with asshole ex: I actually like talking to u

Girl with asshole ex: Pls stop ignoring me

Girl with asshole ex: COME BACK AND LOBE ME

Girl with asshole ex: Babe?

Girl with asshole ex: Fine

Girl with asshole ex: It’s Y/N

Bonky: Now, that wasn’t so hard was it? 

Babe: fcuk u

Bonky: I’m up at 3 bc we ordered pizza and decided it’s time to beat Sam’s ass in Mario Kart once and for all

Babe: Nd how’s that going for ya?

Bonky: Bitch has been beating us for the past 3 hours

Bonky: Thor is the only one getting at least close to him now so we’re about to give up

Babe: Wait shit how r u replying so fast if ure playing Mario kart tho

Bonky: I gave up two hours ago

Babe: Quitter

Bonky: Just gotta know which fights to pick babe

Babe: Heads up I might be fallin asleep soon

Bonky: Drink some water before that, maybe get some food in u as well to soak up all the alcohol and have an advil close for tomorrow

Babe: Ok MOM

Bonky: Hey Wanda willingly told me you have “big tiddies” so your friends don’t seem to be doing a good job of taking care of you

Bonky: Might as well let me do it so you don’t die tmrw

Babe: Ohhhh so u careeeee babe im touched

Babe: Kkkkkk Ill talk tu u tmrw ill be dead soon

Babe: Nd I do have big tiddies

Bonky: Good night babe

*

Babe: What the shit

Bonky: I see you survived

Babe: Barely

Babe: My head might explode soon and I feel like I’ve vomited for an entire lifetime

Babe: TMI sorry

Bonky: I’d like to point out I’m glad I don’t have to decipher your texts anymore and that you can actually spell properly

Babe: Fuck you Buckaroo

Bonky: I would also like to remind you that I have on good authority that you have “big tiddies” so don’t make me use that against you

Babe: I am going to kill Wanda

Babe:Ugh I need coffee

Babe: I’ll talk to you later

Bonky: I’ll be waiting for you babe

*

Babe: So

Babe: BABE

Bonky: Yes baby?

Babe: 

Bonky: Nah, you love it

Babe: Fine

Babe: You still haven’t sent a pic of you though. I might be able to rise Nat and Wanda from the dead if you do

Bonky: What do I get in return?

Babe: The promise that I will keep replying even though you might turn out to be an ugly orc?

Bonky: Not enough

Babe: Fine. I’ll keep talking to you until you want me to stop. Or until I get bored of you

Bonky: Eh, you can do better

Babe: What do you WANT?

Bonky: A pic of you in return

Babe: I’m not sending you nudes, perv

Bonky: If I wanted to see you naked and be a dick about it, I could’ve asked last night, don’t worry

Bonky: But if you’ll know how I look it’s only fair I should know how you look

Babe: That sounds reasonable

Bonky: I’d say it’s a fair exchange

Babe: Fine, you first then

Bonky: If you don’t send me a pic of you afterwards babe I will stop replying, just so you know

Bonky:

Babe: Did you type super hot guy with the most beautiful eyes in the world in Google or something?

Bonky: I’m touched but no. Sam took that photo at a work event

Babe: Bitch do you really expect me to believe this is you? That looks like a guy who just stepped out of a magazine, I highly doubt I would have the luck to text him instead of my ex when drunk

Bonky:

Bonky: Are you always this annoying?

Babe: …

Bonky: What? Do you want me to take a selfie with the fucking newspaper now? I read the news online babe, I’m not getting off of this couch just so I can buy a stupid newspaper to prove it’s me

Babe: Do you have one in a suit?

Bonky: …why am I putting up with this?

Bonky: Hold on

Bonky:

Bonky: It’s been 5 minutes, are you going to reply?

Bonky: You still have to send me a picture of you though, a deal is a deal you know

Bonky: Fine, I warned you

Babe: Shit sorry

Babe: Hi Bucky, this is Natasha

Bonky: Hi Natasha. Is Y/N alright?

Babe: Uhm how should I put this?

Babe: Y/N is crying right now and she can’t reply herself

Bonky: What? What happened? Is she okay?

Babe: Oh yeah

Babe: She’s just crying because (and I’m quoting here) you’re “so beautiful, it’s like all my wet dreams and fantasies have come together. I swear this is some cosmic joke, this is not happening”

Babe: I’m not sure if she’s laughing or crying now

Babe: But she keeps yelling at me that I have to send you the most perfect picture of herself that has ever existed or you will stop talking to her

Babe: I think she started crying again because “I will never live up to that level of perfection, he told me that I have to know which fights to pick”

Babe: Uh yeah so here

Babe: 1 Photo Attached

Bonky: Hey Nat, could you tell Y/N that I would like to talk to her now?

Babe: Sure

Babe: Hey

Bonky: Baby?

Babe: Yeah?

Bonky: You picked the wrong fight if you think “you will never live up to this level of perfection”

Babe: Oh God

Bonky: Stop being an idiot

Bonky: And listen to me

Bonky: I would really like to keep talking to you. Mainly because you’re an idiot who makes me laugh, but it’s also the fact that you are the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my entire life

Babe:

[steponmepinkjun]

FELIX BI ANON HERE AND I AM ABSOLUTELY ROLLING your reaction made me laugh way too hard omg. ok if you'd been a stay for a while it's an ongoing gag that every australian knows a guy who knows a guy who knows felix. we dont know if Half the shit is true or not (i have some... Very Interesting claims i've heard, but never directly from the people who knew him themselves... i do believe them tho, knowing him and his predebut pics lmAOOo) but like just abt every aussie stay knows someone at this point, so yeah it Is just your average tuesday here LMAO

abt me meeting him, it was when they came here to australia! i went to their concert and got vip tickets so we got to do the high-touch at the end, but it all happened so fast its kinda blurry. its like my brain just Cant Comprehend the beauty of those fine ass men up close so its just. a muddled blur. but it was hands down one of the best nights of my life, i managed to make our lixie laugh at the Dumbest joke known to man (dont ask im embarrassed) but its been two years and my soul hasnt returned to my body yet. that man's laugh? i want it tattooed inside my eardrums, please and thanks.

I DO NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER HOW THEY SMELLED IM SORRY my nose is Very Bad i cannot smell things unless theyre like 2cm away from my nose and the whole arena kinda just smelled like sweat bc they set up the hi touch where the mosh pit was beforehand. i will give the insider stay knowledge tho that chris's cologne i believe is called eros or some shit? idr but ik its like $80 and according to the ppl whove sampled it, smells like "liquid heterosexuality." ill have to dig if u want me to find the exact cologne. ON THE OTHER HAND MINHO USES STRAIGHT UP FUCKING FEBREEZE which honestly just says plenty abt those two.

god i talk a lot i dont apologise tho bc theres more where that came from. anyway ur mum calling skz "our boys" is so precious and its hilarious that she roasts you like that LOL but pls. there are no bootleg felixs or chans to be found here. they were one of a kind, aussie blokes are... something else, in the most neutral sense of the word. either they're off the shits completely but its funny and theyre always down for a drink and a chat, or they WILL make you want to commit homicide but i suppose thats just men in general. they dont make men like chanlix no more and im upset abt it!! i aint living no fantasy i just went to [1] concert and my dumb ass bitch ass pea brain ass crusty motherfucker ass of a mind can barely remember. its tragic. im just waiting for them to come back for a take 2.

FIRST OF ALL BESTIE IF YOU DONT SPILL THOSE QUESTIONABLE LOCAL FELIX RUMORS...... like I need to know if any of my personal crackhead thoughts and impressions regarding The Felix™ are represented. Esp because I feel like every aussie bitch ever I ever encountered is the funniest bitch I ever met without even trying, like funny in a way I can't even put into words, yall just talk and I LIVE for it, I don't even need to know half of what the fuck yall talkin bout or get any of the references, I'm living from start to finish

Also I literally CRY thinking of Chan wearing Eros because I s2g at my last job I used to go downstairs to the men's cologne counter just to waste time and stare at the Resident Hot Lesbian and BRUHHHH...... All Versace scents are questionable cause they all smell like the morning after a Hot Girl Summer type excursion, that one night stand walk of shame didn't even make him wear a rubber type beat, you know? 😂 And Eros is very much That™ so like thinking of Chan wearing it is just like HOLD ON... WHEN DID THIS BECOME A WHORE HOUSE jduehajshdjajshdjsjsge 🤣 NO SHADE NO SHADE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The REAL shade of it all is that my motha even daring to make that comment is just... So pointed, because she KNOWS that even with the most busted, crusted, dusted, bootleg dreamworks DVD in a cracked jewel case type of knockoff counterfeit "if you squint real hard there's a resemblance I swear" type Bang Chan impersonator, the closest I could EVA get is thrown his discombobulated ass in the trunk of my car after giving him a throat-chop to discombobulate him, she KNOWS this, so it was RUUUUUUDE 😭😭😭

And but like I deadass live solely for the rare lil glimpse of the boys un-whitewashed..... It is my brains whole ass source of both dopamine and seratonin.......... they are obvi gorgeous literally any way but when you get to see their real skintones irl, melanin checked in and present, ugh it's just like (incomprehensible screeching) you know? They're literally perfect as is. I know it's a way more complicated issue than I could even begin to try to understand and I won't even attempt to speak on it, but sometimes I'm sad at how whitewashed they are in a lot of photos cause it's just like, you can't improve perfection, in my eyes at least, you know? Like the Cleo promos I just wanted to hurl a bottle of Lancome waterproof makeup remover like it was a molotov cocktail 😭 and the way they CLEARLY tried to contour Chan's nose to make it thinner n shit, oh bitch I was HEATED, I was like LEAVE HIS NOSE TF ALONE???? ITS LITERALLY PERFECT???? He doesn't need to have a thin crispy lil eurocentric button nose to be beautiful, god fuckin damn, leave that man be. They do look hellllllaaaaaaaaa pretty in every makeup look tho 😳 Ive been saying since my scene kid days, if men learned how to do makeup and have fun w it and respect it as an art form maybe they'd get more of the attention they want from women 🙊 OH and I absolutely fucking died when Felix was saying he wants to learn how to do makeup 🥺 my lil former makeup artist heart was JUMPIN, I was like BRUH I AM RIGHT HERE?????? I AM RIGHT HERE. RETURN MY CALLS SIR AND I WILL GIVE YOU WHOLE ASS TUTORIALS, DONT PLAY 😩 UGH I literally fantasize about doing some really avante garde makeup on Felix, his face is just so visually stunning but also dynamic, he has a perfect face for artistic, eccentric makeup looks, I would die to put him in some crazy early 2000's Galliano for Dior makeup looks. Or just anything where I could paint all his lil freckles like stars with the eye look reminiscent of clouds and the sky............ Since he did say "is anyone gonna have the whole universe in their eyes?" and then didn't wait for an answer 😪

[astralscrivener]

the bad kids, kristen applebees, johnny spells, galicaea, thitslespring tree

aaaa thank u for these !!

the bad kids: tell us about your closest friends!

i dunno how much detail to go into but i’ll do my best here and i’m just doin irls bc i have a lot of internet friends i consider close and like, i don’t wanna take all day lmao

beatrice has been my best friend since junior year of high school bc we bonded over a lot of fiction that we had a shared interest in + she like. gets my sense of humor, gets how my brain works, idk we just like. vibed really well?? i dunno like somethin. somethin clicked and now here we are, almost four years later, still being chaotic bitches, ilu bea i have more i could say but. yknow space n shit

wes was my roommate before we were best friends, i met them thru facebook actually lmao. they posted their “hi i’m looking for a roommate pls someone--” post in our university fb group and they listed a bunch of shows they were into and one of them was. v-slur. which i was like. obsessed with (i still.............kind of am but only fanon but that’s not important rn) so i messaged them REAL FUCKIN QUICK and we hit it off SUPER WELL and now look!!! here we are!!!! who else is going to get lost in the woods with me on the first seventy degree day we have??? who else is gonna keep the dorm constantly supplied w chocolate??????? who is going to be the pastel roommate to my emo???????? anyway i could keep going but they are wonderful i love them

nicole became my best friend via a scenario straight out of a fuckin. social media au. we had the same english class fall semester of freshman year but didn’t realize it for like. two fucking weeks. there was an event at the campus lgbt+ center that i didn’t go to, but wes did, and they came back and they were like “hey there’s this person who ids the exact same way u do!!!” which at the time was bi ace and i was like “oh shit???” so i got their snapchat and i made a fuckign. v-slur reference on my snap story. it was a stupid joke abt lance and they were like “OH?” and i was like “OH?” and then we started talking and one night we had some. bullshit reading assignment for class and were bitching about it and then were like “hey wait........wait we’re in the same fucking class--” and anyway ya now we just. torture each other w our writing. angst gang rise up

the other three i will refer to by initials 

nh is like. he intimidated me when i first met him bc he was like. one of those quiet kids??? but one of the really smart kids?????? and he was my DM before he was my friend bc he was getting a group together and sent cola to collect players and so i’m like??? who is this fuckin kid in his stupid green golf hat??? turns out he’s a very cool human to be around and we actually!! share some interests!!!! and his writing is fucking GOOD what the fuck. we finally convinced him to take an english minor. anyway he’s cool and he can do math i’d kill for his brain

bg is just. chaos incarnate when we play dnd but outside of dnd he’s actually really chill!!! and again, big brain!!!!!!!! i have so many smart friends what the fuck!! anyway we don’t hang out as often as we should but he is great

and finally ja. i’m still like, getting to know him bc he transferred campuses this past year (and now quarantine has separated all of us >:(((() but he’s pretty cool. he’s way taller than me so like. if anything were to happen, human shield. 

anyway ya i could keep going but i love my friends

kristen applebees: what would you be the patron saint of?

i would say writing but i feel like that’s getting a little too big for my britches....a lil presumptuous

johnny spells: what loot would you drop if you died?

probably a small moleskin journal with a pen stuck somewhere in it, some bracelets, bluetooth headphones (the kind that go around ur neck, i’m too broke for airpods and i can’t stand apple’s headphone designs anyway). rarer/bigger drops would be like. my jean jacket or my combat boots

galicaea: it’s the middle of the night, and you’re leaving home. where are you going?

if i was on campus, “home” means my dorm, and if it’s the middle of the night i’m probably going to grab food at the union or to dick around in someone’s dorm, or if it’s finals maybe hit up whichever dining hall is running on a late night schedule 

if i was at “home” like my hometown aka my parents’ house.......idfk there’s nothing to do here. probably taking my dog for a midnight pee

thistlespring tree: what does your ideal home look like?

my ideal home has like. a more modern design. it’s not a mansion but it’s not small and i live there with my closest friends and all of our pets and we have a pool in the backyard and a big patio and a nice shady tree and green grass and a garden and maybe a trellis arch that leads to the backyard n it’s just. it’s nice it’s big but it never feels like it’s too much, it’s cozy and it’s home

fantasy high asks!!

[hentaiibb]

・。◝ ( 20, she/her , female , kim yerim/yeri ) i just saw SUNNY KIM , sorry , **IBIZA leaving the headquarters , listening to OBLIVION by grimes . even though the DRIVER has been working for the crew for two whole years , i still wonder how did they end up here all the way from LOS ANGELES, USA ?? do you also think of petal pink acrylics turning the pages of kimetsu no yaiba, circle lens glares behind heart-shaped glasses, pouty lips sucking on mint juuls, and iridescent stickers when you see them ?? it must be because they're so assertive and energetic , but also kind of ditzy and obnoxious . ( joo , 20 , she/her , gmt-8 . )

owo what's this? hewwo this is ya giww joo bwinging the wowwd's biggest cwackhead n DAB, tanjiwo's futuwe gf : 𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓴𝓲𝓶 >w< >w< you can find me on discowd at suck dick get hit #3474 ow dm me hewe. 

u see, here's the thing abt sunny she's dumb.

 and not just the "maybe they just need a little time" or the "she's faking it, there's no way someone can be that bad" she is DUMB. but that's what happens when you spend your freetime sneaking out of class to watch anime on your phone, trading in boba stamp cards every weekend, flirting with your calculus tutor instead of actually learning.

 so why the fuck would someone that probably believes the earth is flat if an IG post said so be recruited?

- koreatown is boring because of all these dumb korean christian kids that only live for retreats, you live your fantasies through sexy anime mecha - you spend your days at the commercialized arcade playing rhythm games, racing games, and claw machines. people notice your fast reflexes, maybe you're onto something. - your bitchass gets into cosplay. they're terrible. people make fun of u and they r right. you become a little depressed, but anime's cousin, league, saves you. - high school kinda sucks 'causes you're broke as fuck but you wanna look cute like those dumb kids who think they're gonna be the next kpop star. so you stop shoplifting. haha fuccckkk capitalism - your friends are dumber than you and call you for help. you, who has forgotten everything on your driving test, push the pedal and rescue them.

- wow, you seem to be good at something.

- you become the getaway driver, speeding away in your 2002 honda civic. people are terrified that the car will blow up at die, but you aren't even aware how much damage you're doing. - your makeup skills are improving, your clothes are quality, and you can afford your 9-step k-beauty. word spreads on social media and underground. - people start hiring you for their personal getaway reasons ; your only demands are a nice car, some cash, and controlling the aux. - belle delphine becomes your idol. fuck college, stupid nerdy losers. you're making bank driving nice cars recklessly, streaming LOL, and watching all the anime you want. - you have talent, but you can't manage it, making poor deals that can leave you in danger or screwed. your quick reflexes from years of arcade and league are handy at getting out of situations, and you own so many cosplay wigs & contact lenses that it's hard to decipher what you really look like. - so the professor comes with an offer: work for him, shut down your twitch. in turn, you get to mod your own car, have premium anime accounts, and some money. - you're dumb, but not that dumb; you negotiate. you want a boob job for anime titty physics. - the professor stares at you. - you say that your decision is final. take it or leave it. - ok, boob job it is.  

- when not on major heists, you're busy ranking in league, selling sexy cosplays on patreon, and thinking about tanjiro.

- selfish, dumb, and annoying.  - “whERE’S MY JUUL” - human adderall, may or may not pop one before heists to have a little fun - will not drive "until we are vibing". aux has to be hers. will range from vocaloid, to questionable psychedelic ambient music. - kinda unreliable bc she's too busy binging something to respond - always wearing acrylics, will remind you "most people can't do ____ properly, but i can with claws." - materialistic for the wrong reasons ; will probably not know nor car about the heist goals, but will be excited at the prospect of buying a new wig. - will ask a lot of questions then interrupt you with fake knowledge that she made up. - will tune you out if you talk too long - will call you ahjussi/ahjumma if you're korean and older than 25 - ok she sounds really bad, but she's not terrible - she's a chihuahua ; all talk no bite - will cry if you're too mean to her - will deliver u food if it is convenient - very proud of minor accomplishments, like frying an egg - kind of like an overbearing child - self-conscious of her intelligence - at the end of the day, she just wants some support and praise, after being neglected all of her life - and yeah, she's not the kindest person or the most useful - but she tries her best sometimes, and that's gotta be worth something.

>>>

i promise sunny isn’t too overbearing !! but i did want to portray a weeby, attention-starved child who jus wants a little acknowledgement in life. her dynamics are fun to play with, so pls hmu ! ! i lov plotting.

[linos-teeth]

i got tagged for the fanfic tag by @incorrectkids-admin and yall might not know this but i love fanfic so much (in general, there are only few fanfics in particular that truly impress me so if yall want like some fancy restaurant style reviews hmu) so tysm for this!!! i‘m going to tag @chngbok and @lilac-stay and @frozensea394 and @odeshadowz (i THINK u all read and/or write fanfic sometimes if not then i’m sorry ofc u don’t have to do this tag) (generally u don’t this is optional)

slow burn or love at first sight: i will read love at first sight when i’m starved for some good romance but there is a limit of cheese and it’s right there GIMME THAT SLOWEST BURN MAKE IT 20K WORDS GIMME

fake dating or secret dating: tbh this trope is kinda overused but if done well??? it can be so good? tho i think you could also do smth nice with secret dating, it has yet to impress me tho

enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers: both are so good!!! love and can relate that good oh no that’s my Friend...but i wanna kiss...but also. enemies to lovers...u can do so much with these dynamics...i’ve written some of it myself back in the days and it’s so much fun to do (and read)

oh no there’s only one bed or long distance with correspondence: it’s cliché but i do not care (that and also long distance might be a mood but as a physical presence person i need those sweet irl interactions!!)

fantasy or modern au: i don’t read enough fantasy aus ngl....they are so close to my heart bc i myself am very much a fantasy game nerd but also like....modern? why tf not? so many options there and i mean urban fantasy? also sure thing i love them all

smut or fluff: NO SMUT IN THIS HOUSE PLS MY EYES ok let them partially undress and make out a bit whatever but pls no smut unless it’s like one artsy poetic sentence but keep the dick talk away from me

mutual pining or domestic bliss: lovelovelove domestic bliss but.......the pining......the tension.....it stabs me physically and i love it so very much

alternate universe or future fic: listen everything is an au bc nothing actually happened this exact way irl (even if assuming we’re talking abt like. celebrities here u add CANON FIC and wish it had happened it just did not and that’s valid aus are very good)

one shot or multi chapter: will read both but will die if multi chapter stays unfinished my poor heart

kid fic or road trip fic: I FUCKING LOVE ROAD TRIP FICS SO MUCH??? I’VE READ SO MANY GOOD ONES *opens purse like they’re photos of my grandchildren* LET ME SHOW U SOME ROAD TRIP FICS

reincarnation or character death: i‘m not big on reincarnation honestly like i guess it’s like romantic and all to find each other in a different life but......it doesn’t speak to me? and character death is just. a big fucking no. you’re writing about real people: what the fuck makes u think u can kill them off?? like?? they’re alive and breathing they aren’t a doll to use to break some reader’s hearts wtf (btw either way i think if u write mcd just to make ppl sad then you aren’t valid) and if it’s not a real person i still. don’t get the hype there are other plot devices

arranged marriage or accidental marriage: ok arranged marriage is fine if it’s like.....an almost marriage and u still end up with who the two of you ACTUALLY love but accidental marriage sounds so fun i’ve never read it but it has a crack vibe to it pls someone write some i wanna read

high school romance or middle age romance: it’s romance gimme

time travel or isolated together: idk time travel sounds fun but it’s usually heartbreaking so i’m like maybe nooot and isolated together doesn’t spark any particular emotion in me so

neighbors or roommates: good stuff!!! gimme i love awk neighbor shit but i also love even more awk roommate shit like yes AWKWARDNESS PLS

sci-fi or magic au: why would i even try to choose? MAGIC IS AWESOME ALIENS AND SPACESHIPS AND SHIT ARE AWESOME

body swap or genderbend: body swap is prooooobably fun i haven’t read any but genderbent, esp when it’s real people, just makes me really uncomfortable oR HONESTLY THE CREEPIEST PART U GENDERBEND HALF OF A SHIP TO MAKE THEM LIKE. I SAW IT HAPPEN WITH GAY TO HET BUT LIKE THE OTHER WAY ROUND IS JUST AS WEIRD PPL STOP JUST WRITE DIFFERENT PPL

angst or crack: i am weak but crack is honestly a form of art and i will take it

apocalyptic or mundane: zombie shit rly freaks me out tho i HAVE read one amazing apocalyptic fic i will still generally say i prefer mundane ones

[figureinthedistance]

the mystification of "dead languages" rlly pisses me off lol. like associating them w some esoteric power or a means of communing w higher beings, as a joke or in high fantasy or sth. any shit like that its like ok... im not even a member of a (post)colonial ppl whose history is subject 2 like that much mystification or othering but i still find it p insulting. like talk abt goblin core + ur vampire boyfriend all u want i guess but if ur like a white american pls don't make corny jokes abt chanting in a dead language w ur eyes rolled back in ur head or whatever. + yes im aware the length of this post is entirely disproportionate 2 the nicheness of this issue