#pls sir just one chance

[bazpire]

TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND

HE'S BAAAAACKKK

[zhongrin]

just finished lantern rite quest

archons above i love this man so much

[baeshijima]

someone explain how this is an npc

[huckleberrykai]

oh,, oh my

[polarisjisung]

NOT ANTON TOO

[hime-bee]

"Also I'd let this old man hit it raw but that's just me"

omg hoederer unlocking a secret breeding kink he didn't know he had?? poor guy is just so tired and weighed down from life so why not just give him some pussy to at least get him through the week, however many times he wants until he feels just a smidge better. letting him hit it raw for the first time, as a little treat, and moaning that he's gonna knock you up with how much he's spilling inside your needy cunt.

the thing is, he knows that he can't afford to become a father, much less a decent enough one (or one who isn't infected). the guilt of it would eat him up alive, but fuck, the risk of it, your squelching cunt clamping tightly onto his dick and you chanting his name with that hazy and love stricken expression just makes something inside him snap. and just like that, he's taken away the reigns you've always had by pummeling into you like his very life depends on it. he's not usually one to be this rough, but you aren't gonna complain when he's this deadset on knocking you up.

he might have complicated feelings towards you, but damn if he doesn't know how to fuck you so hard and good that all you can think about is his dick. and getting endlessly bred by him of course.

(really sorry about your hand :(( i hope it gets better!! and pls pls don't feel bad about taking a break, you ABSOLUTELY deserve it! >33 enjoy this lil hoederer thirst and i hope it makes you feel a bit better >:3c)

A-are you in my head, Lati??? CUZ I'M HAVING SIMILAR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS OLD MAN-

Just... Being so hypnotized by the pussy that he throws caution to the wind and abandons all his morals and inhibitions, all for pussy 😩 There's just something about a man like that, my God you know my type LOL. Bless you for this Hoederer thirst, Lati, I shall be saving this for various reasons 😌💞💞 Fuck Buddy Hoederer???

And thank you for the well wishes!! I think I overdid it a bit yesterday, but pain meds and rest today will help, I'm sure! 😍 This thirst makes me wanna write tho ngl 😩 I'll try to refrain... For now-

[euphor1a]

to the boyfriend i want so hopelessly but will never have, happy birthday milove ♡

[haetero]

oh god, i’m having the unholiest of thoughts i fear. makes me wanna write a slytherin!aem fic so BAD

[hartspirit]

HES SOOOOOOO

[heavensofficialfloutist]

and here we see not only my highest twst kin but also the only man I would let **** ** until *** **** ****** ** ** and then *** ** *** UvU

[aimixx]

im not sorry for the person ill become when animated jing yuan airs tmr

[baeshijima]

WHEN THEY

WHEN SHE

WHEN HE

WHEN

[klaeusd]

edits. mutuals  may rb.

[coruscanti-arabi]

The delulu girl era is strong with this one

(she listened to Eman Esfandi's discography describing the listener as "femininity's finest goddess")

[sugarspicenights]

I have had SUCH a horny crush on 33 year old Haze the past few days 😩😩🖤

[choiwonder]

mark is such a liar that song is not abt cooking eggs why does he do this