#pls forgive the formatting on this

[andminnequin]

He’s been dubbed therapist ™️

[bihannies]

how svt 95z would react to you calling them babygirl

characters: scoups, jeonghan, joshua

warnings: one suggestive joke in scoups'

96z | 97z | 98+99z

reblogs and reactions much appreciated <3

[airplanelanding]

r/tifu

u/scrapgege • 21h

TIFU by planning a wedding for myself, my husband, and our "fiancé"

(L)

I know the title sounds weird, but I promise it gets worse.

For a little bit of background and context: I (32M) am married to my incredibly doting, amazing husband (26M) and have been for 5 years as of last month. We have both been engaged to Fiancé (24M), an old friend of his, for just about half a year now. We'd been dating for a year prior to our engagement, making our relationship a year and a half in total.

Since we got engaged about 6 months ago, I've been diligently planning the wedding.

My husband has been stressed as of recent, so I took it upon myself to handle all the details, hoping to surprise him with a day that would make his heart sing — just like he did for me on our wedding.

I've picked a venue, drafted invites for our closest friends, and even coordinated with my husband's personal assistant to develop the menu for the reception. It's been a long, arduous task, but I'm devoted to making this the best day of their lives.

The problem?

Last night, my husband pulled me aside to have a "very serious" conversation with him. I was concerned, of course, because he's seemed increasingly restless as of late. So, we sat down with some warm tea and after a little hesitating and a lot of reassurances he loves me...

My husband suggested the idea of inviting Fiancé into our relationship.

That's right. You read that right.

Our fiancé? NOT our fiancé.

In fact, come to find out, we haven't even been dating!

My husband hasn't been stressed because of wedding planning, contrary to my belief. No, he's been stressed because he didn't know how to approach the topic without it coming across the wrong way.

Apparently, I'm the only one who thought we were already together!

In the end, my husband got a good laugh out of it, deeply amused by the whole situation.

I, on the other hand, am mortified.

Looking back on it all, I really should've known sooner. However, it's not as if I was hiding my planning!

We went cake tasting! I took them (individually) to the tailor! I can't even begin to imagine what my husband and our (Not) Fiancé thought was going on.

And to top if all off, his personal assistant — the one who was helping me plan? Apparently, he knew everything the entire time and was just waiting for us to figure it out. (He is now very conveniently busy with work my husband did not assign him whenever I try to speak with him.)

I don't think I'll ever be able to live this down.

TL;DR - I planned an entire wedding for myself, my husband and our fiancé, come to find out we weren't even dating said fiancé, and my husband has actually been trying to figure out how to ask if we can be, the whole time.

edit: we are asking him out this evening.

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u/forthenight 20h

OP, how do you imagine an entire relationship?

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u/deleted 20h

deleted

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u/scrapgege OP • 20h

I do understand your perspective, if you

are coming from a place of actual care.

However, my husband and I are very

happy and deeply in love.

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u/masterofthewinds 19h

WAIT omg hold on is this abt who i think it is???

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u/scrapgege OP 19h

Oh, oops. Forgot you have Reddit.

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u/masterofthewinds 19h

TEXTING YOU.

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u/carefulplanner 17h

edit: we are asking him out this evening

OP!!!! Don't leave us hanging, we need to know what he says!!

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u/scrapgege OP • 4h

we are dating :-]

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u/eternal_sleeper 16h

I took them cake tasting! I took them (individually) to the tailor!

Okay but what DID they think was going on?

Also props to the PA for having the chance to clear this all up & instead choosing to watch it all devolve.

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u/scrapgege OP • 15h

According to my husband, he thought

the cake was me hinting that I wanted

more sweets while simultaneously

treating out Not-Fiancé, 2 birds 1 stone

style. As for the tailor, he says, and I

quote, "I had no idea what you were

planning, I was just happy to indulge

your whims." So...

edit: Not-Fiancé (now actual boyfriend)

was apparently "just along for the ride

and free food."

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u/oneman-army2 12h

"just along for the ride and free

food"

he is so real for that tbh.

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u/west-south17 10h

I think we're all ignoring the fact that this presumed relationship went on for 1.5 YEARS.

Our fiancé? NOT our fiancé.

How do you do that? Genuinely, how? What about the proposal? How does one make this error???

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u/covermyblow 7h

No way this is legit. Did you just not think there was anything weird about your relationship? Like, did you kiss "as buddies" or something?

If not, how do you go 1.5 years without thinking it's weird or there's something strange about the fact that your partner has never been physically affectionate with you?

OP is either a liar or wayyyy oblivious.

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u/scrapgege OP • 2h

Well first, kissing isn't by any means

a requirement for a relationship. But, I

just figured we were moving slow. He's

not always a very touchy-feely person,

and my husband and I respect his

boundaries. In fact, it would have been

fine even if we weren't just moving slow

and he simply didn't want any of that. As

long as he's by our sides, we'll be happy.

That's all that matters, really, is knowing

we love and care for each other, and will

always be there. Kissing is a bonus, not

a necessity.

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u/masterofthewinds 1h

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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u/fallingtree 23m

this is nauseatingly sweet i hate

couples

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u/fu--yao 2h

My husband has been stressed as of recent, so I took it upon myself to handle all the details, hoping to surprise him with a day that would make his heart sing — just like he did for me on our wedding.

this is sickening I'm never speaking to you again.

In fact, come to find out, we haven't even been dating!

I HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOVESTRUCK RAMBLINGS FOR NOTHING???

I planned an entire wedding for myself, my husband and our fiancé, come to find out we weren't even dating said fiancé, and my husband has actually been trying to figure out how to ask if we can be, the whole time.

Do you just not talk??? HOW DID YOU DO THIS???? I'm never talking to you again.

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u/nanfengfeng 1h

I told you.

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u/scrapgege OP • 49m

??? You helped me pick the venue.

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u/fu--yao 43m

why didn't you ask me.

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u/northern-general 11m

OP, when's the wedding?

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[unnamedcrane]

Hi hello, I'm here to talk about my... fairy? sona? fairy!sona? One of them!

So like i roughly mentioned before my fairy is a "pwetty faiwy" variant of fairy, which is whatever you imagine when hearing disney fairy/barbie fairy/fairytale-book-w-pretty-pictures-fairy. Sorry guys I'm not into creature-like faeries or whatever. 😔😔😔

The fairy village she lives in (alongside erineas fairy 5am) is conveniently placed in a forest that neighbors certain's skeleton's garden. And while little magic that 5am has comes from like weeds and stuff, Anna's come from flowers. Like I mentioned the magic isn't very figured out at all so pls don't ask me about details. thanks ✨

Either way Anna has more magic - giving her wings that pretty shiny magical look you usually get with fairies (doesn't change the fact that I still can't settle on their shape sigh)

In her everyday silly fairy life Anna spends her time sewing little clothes for her and her fairy friends with whatever fabric her grubby fairy hands can find (ie flower petals, leaves, whatever junk 5am brings her). She's the one that told 5am to wear some freaking clothes for once and stop being a damned nudist. (snail police tried to jail her for being indecent multiple times 😔)

After 5am meets Oak (Horror Sans) and Anna also gets introduced to him, she starts visiting his garden very often to take borrow some new materials for whatever she might be making.

With that said she also meets her eventual bone-interests through Oak. While at first this au was purely for erineas weed-indulgment needs, I quickly realized that I also want to have fairy fun with skeletons so here we are.

On that note here's fairy clothes I drew at some point last year:

the purple ones are supposed to be for Anna and spider lily dress was specifically for 5am but i couldnt figure out how to make it look nice :c

@lylia9000 as soon as u mentioned a poppy fairy, which btw so cool! hypno magic is such fun idea! I immediately remembered I drew poppy clothes before hkskjfd

(the quality is bad ik, let's not worry about that)

[andthatsp1]

some things never change.

2010 // 2024

[echo-goes-mmm]

Headache

Juno collection Masterpost

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Warnings: slavery, implied past noncon

Master was up late, which wasn't unusual. Sometimes he worked past midnight.

It couldn't be good for him, not when Master got up just after dawn most days.

The duchess had told him to look after Master, and he tried his best, but there was only so much he could do.

He couldn't tell Master it was time for bed, or that he was up too late. All he could do was try and make sure Master would sleep well when he did go to bed.

But tonight was a bad night, and it was only a matter of time before Juno messed up.

It had started early.

At seven o'clock, after dinner, Master went to his office.

Usually, Juno would sew, or practice in the kitchens downstairs for a while, to let Master concentrate.

Today, he had been sewing his bear up again. It had ripped, and it needed fixing before it got worse.

He knew it was going to be a bad night when he kept accidentally sticking himself with the needle.

Juno didn't make a sound, but by the dozenth time, his thumb was so sore he had to give up.

It had gotten worse from there.

He tripped going to the kitchens to fetch Master's evening snack. The delicate tray of china rattled in his shaking hands when he went up the stairs.

The fluttering curtains made him jump when he closed them, even though he knew nothing was there.

Juno very nearly spilled the tea when he poured it for Master, and couldn't seem to remember how much sugar Master liked in it no matter how hard he tried.

And now it was after eleven, and the dim, dancing light of the fireplace and candles wasn't helping matters.

Juno got up silently, the only sound in the room the crackle of lit wood and the scratching of ink put to paper.

He adjusted the bedspread again. That was something he couldn't mess up, even when it was a bad night.

He stared down at the luxurious blanket and silk sheets. Juno wondered what the thread count was.

Master enjoyed having him in bed. To hold, not to hurt like his old master. It helped him sleep.

A shadow fell across the wall, and Juno flinched. It was only the firelight, and his mind playing tricks.

He was going to have a nightmare tonight.

Juno wrapped his arms around himself, shaking his head.

He knew it was coming, just like how a sore throat warned of a cold.

Master needed rest. Master needed sleep.

Juno was going to ruin it.

Master was still working.

Juno went back to his kennel. His bear lay on the floor of his crate. Still ripped, still needing to be sewn.

He wasn't always like this. He used to be normal. But his old master liked to shove and hit, especially across the face. He hit hard, and often made Juno dizzy from it.

And one day, Juno fell against the stone floor, heard a slick crack and a sharp pain, and suddenly he was scrubbing a pot a day later with no idea how he'd gotten there.

Nighttime hadn't been the same ever since.

Juno picked up the needle and thread, and began to try again.

Master was working late. There was nothing he could do about it.

Juno missed the stitch, and the needle pricked him yet again.

A drop of blood welled up on his finger, and he was too sluggish to wipe it away before it stained his bear.

The bear he'd painstakingly made from over twenty pieces of tiny, precious fabric and stuffed with even more scrounged-up cloth.

His finger had already stopped bleeding. He put down his project.

What was the point?

Tonight was a bad night, and there was nothing he could do about it.

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[grimowled]

;psa

we are now accepting mastermind related asks and interactions!

[shadowkoo]

bias selfie tag

i'm forever late and can't find the person who tagged me in my notifs but dw i got around to it eventually lak;jdsf;alksjdf

tagging these cool people & anyone else that wants to:

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[autumnapricot]

posted chapter 20 of yswtt 🐌💝

[smittyw]

noemi turnaround!! 💥💥

[gojoest]

i’m not going to make it with girl dad satoru before the end of 2023 😔

[foxesonstilts]

I got tagged by @kathastrophen to post the 10 last songs I listened to so here they are in no particular order:

jeannette - kelly lee owens

prime - shearwater

king - florence & the machine

conversion - khruangbin & leon bridges

hurricane - james vincent mcmorrow

mermaid - okkervil river

both sides now (orchestral version) - joni mitchell

aye - sam fender

love is all - the tallest man on earth

you're so dark - arctic monkeys

I'm tagging: @tinypi, @greaseonmymouth, @notajoinerofthings and @neversandnowheres

[inaconstantstateofchange]

WIP ask game

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you like.

Finirà Bene Ch. 3

Hellsbound Hearts

Meditation

Your Grove

Was I Sweet Once?

Gale: I’m Sorry Honey

Wings & Chains

Tagging @dungeonspawn and @sky-kiss and @flamemittens and @apfelgranate and anyone else who wants to participate.

[scftlyruined]

Look into his angeleyes One look and you're hypnotised He'll take your heart And you must pay the price

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[immurus]

@wasme asked: ❛  well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say.  ❜

"It's fine." Gray chewed on his tongue for a moment as he kept to his task, mindlessly sorting through supplies to stick into a backpack for the next away team outing. Partially mindlessly. He was stuck on the same object, a small blue cylinder with the word 'oxygen' or something of the like on the side. Seven of them went in the bag before he spoke again. "You're not the first person to lie to me, I lie to myself enough for both of us. But for my crew's sake, I'd appreciate accurate information."

[luxcruor]

donnie bites leo. turtle tot verse.

" DOWWWNIIIE OUUUCH!! " the tykes lip trembles as he grabs his arm. " i'm.. i'm tellin' dad!! "