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Im sorry but the writing made eddie look like, in succession, chris had died, eddie had abused chris, and then eddie was into necro. Pls edit for tone tim i beg
#eddie diaz#pls dont take as me dragging eddie#the writing was just so bad right there#ryan acted it anazing dedpite thst
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Plus Size!Metalhead!Reader x Eddie Munson smut idiots to lovers!
The reader is Robinâs best friend and has just moved back to Hawkins after studying abroad.
When she returns she is introduced to everyone and quickly becomes part of the gang. Eddie quickly falls for her as the two have quite a lot in common, however, he doesnât act on his feelings as he thinks the reader is Robinâs girlfriend. Little does he know she has major feelings for him as well but she thinks him and Steve are together. Eventually they are forced to bunk together on a camping trip (orchestrated by Steve and Robin who have been dying for the two to finally admit their feelings) at first things are awkward between the two but they soon heat up into something neither of them expected.
the cabin in the woods - e.m. request*
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an: just a story i tried to convey the best, about two very confused adults who don't really know how to communicate! i hope this does your idea justice it took me FOREVER i'm so sorry đ and its so long omg this is my longest work ever PLS I HOPE ITS NOT BORING THANK U FOR SENDING UR REQUESTS I LOVE THEM đ©·đ©· i'm also doing requests for kinktober if anyone wants to send them in :p thank u everyone to all of ur love on all of my fics u dont even Know how much it means to me đ„č
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warnings: 18+ ONLY, mentions of mutual pining, explicit thoughts, mentions of eddie and you wishing the other weren't gay, lots of mentions of sexualities, miscommunication, porn with a plot, p in v, (unprotected. do NOT do this), oral sex (m and f receiving), slight ass play, ownership, pet names (sweet girl, baby, princess, pretty, sweetheart, etc)
MINORS NOT WELCOME. DNI!
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IT WAS WEIRD BEING BACK IN HAWKINS, being back in the states in general felt like a culture shock. and disappointing. the euphoric feeling of learning and living in another country for a year was not comparable, and you promised your best friend robin that when you got back, you'd tell her all about it.
over the year you were gone for your studies, she told you about a few people she met while she was in high school, and had been with ever since. she was excited about bringing you to a party the night of your arrival so you could meet everyone, she said you were all she ever talked about, and how excited everyone was to meet you.Â
robin was insistent on your attendance, getting small hesitation on your part, and she swore up and down that you'd fit right in. you questioned her judgment sometimes, especially in women, but you had no other reason not to trust your best friend.
you and robin were complete opposites, you were the girl who liked metal, death metal, and occasionally rock music and she enjoyed the oldies, harboring weird talents and interests that you enjoyed learning about. but you clicked so well, meshed together in a way where you could never be separated.
it wasn't long before you arrived at her place, dressed and ready after hitting your house first, and was met with a lethal scream of your name and tears of joy. it didn't take long to catch up, talk, cry, and laugh so the minute robin decided it was time to go to this party, you guys drove into the city together.
"are you excited?!" she dragged as she noticed your fingers tap against your faded gray jeans that were maybe two sizes too bog, hanging low on your hips with the help of a belt.Â
"i'm fucking nervous." you admitted and ran your fingers through your hair.
"for what? dude, these are not people who need to be impressed. they're going to love you and i know it!" she exclaimed.
it was a bit before they drove past buildings, and turned into nothing until they pulled into a trailer park.Â
âeddieâs trailer was the destination party zone tonight, so, yeah.â robin said as she parked next to a van, presumably eddieâs. you werenât one to judge a single person, especially not one you didnât know, so you just nodded with a smile and stepped out of the car.Â
you adjusted your black tank top that, unlike your jeans, was maybe two sizes too small and hugged the curves and rolls of your body.
you liked the way you looked, your wrists covered in bracelets with studs and beads on them, your hair parted down the middle and frizzy from the hawkinâs heat. the makeup you had on was minimal, just black eyeliner smudged around your eyes and lipstick that was lined with black and filled in with a blood red.Â
robin was so drawn to you when she first met you. she thinks about it as the two wait at his front door, and how she was so lucky to meet you. to bring her out of her shell and be honest with herself.
she knew being with you meant zero judgment, and if someone dared to fuck with you or robin, robin knew youâd be quick to defend her with your life. you honestly reminded her a lot of eddie once she met him, telling him she had a friend that he would just love. he doubted it of course. eddie didnât think there was another person like him that existed, impossible.
but robin knew, she believed she knew everything. and she made a small promise to herself that sheâd help you find someone, even though you insisted on being happy alone. she knew it was true, but when she first met eddie she realized maybe she could play cupid when you came back into town.Â
ârobin, did you bring the-â eddie said, opening the door, until he looked beside the skinny, jittery girl.
you didnât blush at the unsaid compliment, you just watched as eddie looked over your full figure.
âeddie⊠youâre staring,â robin said, looking between you and eddie to make sure he wasnât scaring you off. you just laughed a little.Â
you stuck your hand out and introduced yourself by your name, âiâm robinâs friend.âÂ
he took it with grace and stuttered out a small hey, as normal as he could but it was indeed weird. eddie looked at robin, gleaming with pride, and he tried to put two and two together, failing miserably.Â
âfriend?â eddie asked, looking between the two of you before letting go of your hand.Â
âyes idiot! she just moved back to hawkins, sheâs the one iâve been talking about!â robin said as she grabbed your hand and dragged you inside. you give him a smile, and a look over, going with your friend.Â
sheâs the one iâve been talking about. how could he be so stupid? he totally forgot about this girl heâd been hearing about. robin would go on and on about her friend coming back from another country, and how much she adored this friend and missed this friend and how badly she wanted the group to meet this friend.Â
he didnât think too much about it, he didnât want to assume. everyone knew robin played for the other team, so he wasnât sure if you were her friend or her friend. so, he took advantage of the gray area and checked you out as robin introduced everyone to you. eddie saw how robin held her arm, close to her and tight.
he also tried to pay attention to the groups reactions, to see if maybe they had the same idea as him. he was a shit expression reader. he was going to feel bad about staring at this girl, imagining her in every way he could, if you were in fact robinâs girlfriend.Â
as the night went on, it seemed like it got more difficult. you kept seeing him stare at you sitting on the floor in between nancy and robin, he watched you as you drank and laughed and got to know the crowd that robin found herself in. you enjoyed everyone, nancy was such a nice girl to you, constantly asking if you needed anything and if you were okay.
you wondered if eddie would come over to you and maybe try to talk to you, but he just engaged in conversations with steve.
you got to know everyone, who was studying what, if they decided to go to college next fall or not, life plans and enjoying each otherâs company. it wasnât often you were alone, but the minute robin and nancy got up to get another drink from eddieâs fridge, he slithered his way to sit next to you.Â
âi was wondering when you were going to stop staring at me,â you spoke, turning your head as you sat crisscrossed in front of the small coffee table.
âi was trying to figure out, and iâm being honest here donât laugh at meâ he warned before speaking again, âif you were real.âÂ
you laughed a bit more than you expected, feeling it in your tummy and he gave you a pout.Â
âand your conclusion?â you asked, taking a sip again.Â
âhonestly? iâm not so sure yet.âÂ
it was the beginning of long conversations, laughter, bonding, and hidden flirting. the two of you were dancing around each other, bouncing off of each other's wit and casual snarkiness.Â
it was fun, you could admit. and you finally assessed him, his faded metallica shirt was paired with black jeans that mightâve been tighter than yours, almost the same bracelets. his arms were covered in aimless tattoos that were small and looked like they were just drawn on from how many he had. you loved them.Â
âi love metallica,â you murmur against your cup, indulging in eddie while everyone talks amongst themselves and listens to the music.
it was loud enough to not hear your conversation if you were someone else, that you were grateful for. you watched as he sat up a bit to glance at his shirt, and gave you a nervous smile.
âwha- oh, right yeah. me too, i can play a few songs on my guitar actually.â he tried to impress after remembering the shirt he was wearing, and it worked. you were a sucker for guitar players, especially ones who preferred metal and rock.Â
âoh yeah? are you in a band or something?â you laughed softly, there was no way he was actually in one because itâd make it ten times harder not to want to jump his bones. âwhat guitar?â you asked excitedly.Â
you appreciated the instrument even with no knowledge about it and would appreciate it more seeing him play it for you. eddie liked seeing the excitement on your face, the way you got closer to him sent excitement somewhere else for him.Â
âi am actually, maybe i can play for you one day.â he teased and finally, you blushed.
the way his eyes met yours made you want to melt into it, have his gaze consume you whole. he was everything, he was adorable, handsome, sexy, attractive, funny, and god was he charming. he didnât even have to do much to send you pining after him.
âitâs on my wall, in my room if you wanna see it,â he suggested and you raised an eyebrow, too distracted to remember what he was talking about and he notices, âthe guitar, i donât use it often but i think this one time is an exception, afterall you might just be my favorite guest. wouldnât want any of my hospitality going to someone like steve,â he joked and steve whipped his head around.Â
âi heard that, asshole.â steve replied over the music, sending you to laugh before looking back to eddie who blew him an exaggerated kiss.
âiâd love to see it,"
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you were staying for good, which meant you had all the time in the world with eddie when he wasnât working at his uncleâs mechanic shop. he would brag about being the one to take over, shaking his head at the thought of going to college.
you didnât mind though, you told him that college isnât for everyone and itâs okay going a different route despite ghosted voices that were haunting him about it.
he admired the fact that you were so similar to him, finding himself getting lost in you when you explained the lore of texas chainsaw massacre and actually being interested in it too. he heard everything you said, listened to every story you told about being in france, and helped you through whatever hump you were trying to get over.
you didnât believe robin when she said he was actually the only other guy she got along with besides steve, and how she believed it would be the same for you. she was right, but youâd never tell her.Â
and sheâd never tell you her true intentions by introducing you to eddie, and how she wished that maybe heâd open you up enough to the idea of possibly dating again. but, she didnât really think it through. she figured maybe sheâd let the universe handle it, but then started to notice the dynamic of your idea forming about eddie.Â
you found yourself at his trailer a lot, smoking his weed that he offered and drinking, watching movies and enjoying the company of one another while robin was busy.Â
he gave you soft touches here and there, let you sleep in his bed with him when you were too high to drive back, gave you massages, picked you up when you needed a ride. he was there when you needed him, there at any moment you called for him.Â
and so were you. you really liked eddie, the feeling weighing on you everytime you let yourself take his flirting and touches for more than what they were. you felt guilty for lying next to him or on him when you passed out during a movie, you felt guilty for thinking about his lips on yours and on your body.Â
the only problem that kept the two of you from indulging in the fantasies you both had was⊠you strongly believed that eddie was in a relationship with steve harrington. and as for eddie, he was fully convinced that you were off limits because you were going with robin buckley.
and this was the problem robin worried about.
you knew robin was lesbian of course, and she knew you were bisexual. unfortunately, eddie knows robin is lesbian but figured you were lesbian as well. he couldnât shake the feeling of craving you and wanting you the way he has, and he felt guilty because in his mind you were robinâs girl.
so, all of his dirty thoughts and ideas about you felt wrong, and instantly tried to bury it when one night he found himself wishing you liked men.
but where was the harm in imagination? eddie was so infatuated with you that his self indulgent behavior was harmless. he knew he couldnât have you, he knew you only saw him as a friend and that was that. but he was so wrong, and so were you.Â
he thought of you daily, and in ways that were almost embarrassing. he craved you, the desire and want he had every time you were near was almost uncontrollable.Â
you never asked anyone if eddie was gay, to be fair. it wasnât your place to ask of course, plus you figured if eddie was into you heâd just simply tell you.Â
you just assumed, and the way that he and steve interacted all the time made you think maybe they were romantically involved. eddieâs teasing and flirting towards steve made you wonder if eddie was completely off limits, but affirmed it when eddie would plant a wet kiss on steveâs cheek.
you didnât know, but that was just what eddie did.Â
eddie was a flirt, to everyone but robin in their group. even if it was out of nowhere, thatâs just how eddie carried himself. of course in your mind, you hoped that he was at least bisexual.
you felt incredibly guilty about that too because regardless if he was bisexual, in your mind he and steve were still a couple. to not only hope he turned out to be bisexual, but to fantasize about someone elseâs partner was just incredulous to think about.Â
but there you were. daydreaming about the guy who sat next to you almost every other day on his couch after work, and would have to snap back into reality when he asked you if you wanted to smoke.
it was a routine.
youâd say yes, the two of you would smoke and listen to his cassettes, talk about urban legends and myths, movies and how you always felt like you could actâyou couldnâtâand topics that seemed to flow between the two of you.Â
it was easy with him, and you appreciated it.Â
the only thing hard about the relationship you hold with him is that youâre thinking of being face down for him on your bed with your ass pushing against him. you were fighting every nasty thought of your friend, wondering how heâd feel inside of you and if heâd be able to make you cum.
the attraction the two of you had for each was obvious, so obvious that the entire group were pointing it out to each other.Â
robin needed a plan. and quickly, because she couldnât fathom another minute of you denying yourself as well as him just because he thinks youâre lesbian. she didnât want to address it actually, she wanted to scheme and plot. better to make them think it was coincidental when really she had something to prove.Â
robin felt weird about plotting a set up for you, especially because robin knew there was obviously a better and more logical way to approach this miscommunication between you and eddie. so, in hopes of setting the two of you up, robin goes to steve with her probably weird borderline disturbing idea.Â
turns out, steve and robin felt the same way. watching you two was just as painful for them as it was for the two of you. thus, mission cabin in the woods was put into place.Â
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you regretted this terribly. you werenât an outdoorsy person even though the place you were staying was like a cabin. just a cabin in the woods, six young adults, left to their own devices for two days. it wasnât the absolute worst you soon found out, the cabin was right near a lake that had a long extended pier, trees and dirt and grass surrounding you, and a large bonfire opportunity behind the cabin, right before you went to the lake.
it was more modern than anything, as everyone settled in and went around the cabin, pairs started calling dibs on the three rooms, leaving you and eddie the last pair to bunk together.Â
ârobin, i thought we were going to stay together? what the hell?â you whispered as you grabbed her arm to drag her down the hall away from everyone. you already settled in while eddie quietly took his things to his side of the room.Â
âoh! um, right,â she didnât think of what would happen after phase one of her and steveâs plan, nervously glancing at steve who was peeking at the girls from his door frame.
âsteve, i mean you know steve, he needed to talk to me about how he keeps getting rejected by every woman, like ever. he was a little upset about nancy and jonathan rooming together.âÂ
she was lying, and you followed her awkward gaze to steve, when he immediately withdrew himself from peeking and behind the wall. but you heard a small gasp from that room since it wasnât too far from where you and nancy stood at the stairs.
it was steveâs gasp, because when he rested his back against the wall and opened his eyes again, eddie was standing there in front of him with his arms crossed.Â
âdude, what the fuck,â steve said, and eddie shook his head.Â
âi should be saying that to you. care to tell me why on earth iâm rooming with her?â eddie asked condescendingly, expecting the truth.Â
âwhatâs wrong with that? i thought you guys were friends. robin, she needed my advice to-â
âiâm going to ask you again.â eddie said, âwhy am i not rooming with you?â
steve looked defeated and he hasnât even tried, but he knew if he gave no excuse it would be worse than a shitty one. he was also a little scared that robin would become unfathomably upset if steve told eddie what was really going on.
and so would you, so before either of the two could mutter out another lie while you and eddie interrogate them unknowingly at the same time, nancy ended up coming out of her room with a grin,Â
âi need to go swimming, come on!â
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the entirety of the day you spent at the cabin on your first day of a three day trip, you spent at the lake. not by yourself of course, you and the other two girls swam and tanned as the guys sat in their swim trunks, drinking beers.
to make things more interesting, the three of you decided to have fun diving off the pier and into the lake, splashing each other, and playing marco polo.Â
now the three of you swam around each other, keeping yourselves afloat to talk and converse. the conversation started about you being in france again, and if you met anyone there, if you had a french lover for the semester or if you were too busy with your head in books.Â
âthere was this one girl, god she was like five foot eleven and just, she was so fucking gorgeous. we met at a cafe and we talked for like a few days until she was like, âwell i donât really think iâm gay,â and i was just,â you explained to the girls and paused. âwe kissed and i guess she wasnât into it so i never heard from her again.âÂ
âyouâve lived like ten lives.â robin deadpanned and it made a laugh bubble to your throat.Â
âso youâre bisexual?â nancy inquired, genuinely. âyou know i thought you were straight actually.â
âyeah i thought i was a lesbian for like six years but then i started dating this guy during high school but i still liked girls so, figured i was bisexual.â you said with a small laugh, and the girls smiled at you.Â
âso, do you think eddie knows?â nancy asked the two of you as you guys kept afloat in the water and you raised your eyebrow, looking between robin, nancy, and even glancing over your shoulder to the guys who were now smoking so you could look at eddie.Â
only for eddie to already be looking at you while you swam in the water. a blush creeped onto your skin, thanking god that your slight sunburn covered it.Â
âknows what?â you asked.Â
âthat youâre not actually a lesbian,â nancy laughed and you heard robin wince and say nancyâs name. Â
âwhat?â you couldnât help yourself from the high octave in your voice, and nancy looked surprised.
âshe didnât know, nance.â robin said bleakley and nancy mouthed a small sorry to her.Â
âexplain. now.â you demanded, swimming your way to the pier to pull yourself up and sit on the ledge. the girls followed you but stayed in the lake.Â
âwell, see, he kind of thinks that weâre together, like girlfriends. and well, fuck,â robin said as she looked behind you and hit her wet hand against her hand.Â
âwhat?â you asked worriedly and saw a forced smile creep onto her lips.Â
âhey!! eddie!â robin said dramatically and you looked behind you to see eddie, standing in nothing but his black swim trunks and right in back of you. so much as to where you were practically face to face with his groin. you whipped around quickly.Â
eddie was watching you all day. he couldnât help but watch you. your bikini set didnât help him either, steve actually had to tell him to close his mouth when you pulled yourself up from out of the water and onto the wooden pier, every movement causing a bounce and jiggle in your body and sending an ache to his cock.Â
he was thinking of you so impurely, so twisted that he didnât even feel like he was being himself. he didnât understand why he was so obsessed with you, why everything about you made him want you even more.Â
âwell apparently those two assholes have suffered major injuries to their legs because they both asked me to come over here and tell you two girls,â eddie said pointing with his index and middle finger at nancy and robin, âthat you are wanted as of now.âÂ
you didnât bother turning around to peer up at him again, instead you just watched the girls look at you, then at each other, then swimming to the stairs of the pier. eddie takes a seat next to you, legs dangling off the pier. you feel the burn of his body heat sitting right next to you, and you look down to see the distinction between your thighs and eddieâs.Â
heâs like half your size.Â
you were nervous, you knew that you were a bigger girl and didnât care, but suddenly you felt like you were taking up too much space. but he sat this close to you for a reason, your thighs spilled over to touch his at this point.Â
âis it just me or are they acting reaaaaaaaaally weird?â eddie asked, peeling his eyes from the crease between your tummy touching your thigh, and how the bikini bottom you wore pressed into your hip, to robin and steve. he needed to distract himself before he felt himself forming a tent in his not so stretchy swimming trunks.Â
you watched robin and steve from across the lake, sitting in lounge chairs and talking, while looking at the two of you. you tried to think back on the way robin had been acting this last month, wondering if she was showing any signs of suspiciousness to understand why she had been so secretive.Â
âhe kind of thinks weâre together, like girlfriends,â
you were thinking back to finding out you werenât sharing a room with your best friend, and instead the man youâve thought about between your legs.Â
she was fucking lying.Â
ârightâŠ. hold that thought, actually.â you said blankly, lifting yourself from sitting on the wooden edge of the pier and fast walking your way to robinâs seat.Â
one, it was hard to sit next to eddie without being awkward about his presence. and two, this would be your only time to talk to robin about whatever she had up her sleeve.Â
eddie watched you walk off, how could he not, and watched as the pumpkin orange bikini get taken in between your asscheeks. he was definitely enjoying this view of your curvy silhouette, the rolls of your back, where the strings of your bikini bit into. he was enjoying all of this, and he immediately felt his cock harden again as he let himself consume all of you, and the way your thighs jiggled with every step.Â
eddie could say he wouldnât know what love is, which would be true, but whatever it was, he felt it when you came into the picture. he had crushes before, girls in the classes he barely went to, his newest supplier, a girl he made eye contact with once. but you, you torched his body into flames with every touch and laugh. he was consumed by you, his mind only thinking of ways to make you smile, to make you happy. he remembered your favorite foods, what color you chose to wear out more, and even your own childhood crushes.Â
he wanted to be buried in them, to feel the way they suffocate him when heâs face to face with your thick core, spreading your lips to taste all of you. he couldnât name a person that made him feel like you do, and he couldnât imagine anyone else being made for him like you were.Â
knowing eddieâs eyes were on you, you ignored it as you pulled robin up from her seat.Â
âyou were lying! steve didnât fucking need your help, you were trying to set me up with eddie!â you hushed out, your cheeks hot.Â
âwhat?! i would ne-â you tilted your head and looked at her blankly.Â
âfuck okay, fine but steve helped me too!â your head whipped to steve who glared at robin and held his hands up in surrender.Â
âwhy would you help?â you asked, confused as ever now. you looked between the two as they looked at each other as if they know something you donât.Â
âi mean, why would you want to set us up? eddieâs gay!â you said, as a matter of fact.Â
âand heâs dating you is he not?â you asked questionably, pointing to steve and now as you understood their faces more.Â
âwhat? no! you thought he was dating me?â steve exasperated from his seat, which wasnât that far from where you stood.Â
âeddieâs not gay⊠thatâs why we tried to um, set you guys up because both of you thought the other one was dating us. so, we took it upon ourselves.â robin explained and you crossed your arms over your chest to put a hand on your forehead.Â
âwhy would you think me and eddie were dating?â steve kept on, and robin shushed him as she looked back to you.Â
âi mean does it seem like weâre dating? like, am i-âÂ
âsteve. not now.â robin said curtly and you tapped your forehead.Â
âeddieâs⊠not gay?â you whispered to yourself and looked back to him, only to see him standing behind you.Â
âyou thought i was gay?â eddie asked, finding it a little funny. he was amused, at least. not angry.Â
âum, steve i need, uh,â robin said and looked at steve. âthat thing, you know like that thing i was talking about that time-â
âjust go!â you grumbled, keeping your eyes on eddie as you heard their footsteps falter.Â
the only sound you can hear is nature, the lake, and your breathing. the sun was going down already, and the pink hue of the sunset coated the sky, and glimmered on eddieâs face. he looked beautiful, his curls were tighter given the lake water from earlier, dry now and his pale body was glistening with a small sheen of sweat from the humidity.Â
âyou thought i was dating robin.â you said to defend yourself and his eyes went wide.
âyouâre not dating robin? but sheâs been like talking about you since forever and the way she talks about youâwait so youâre straight?â he said once he remembered what he was talking about.Â
âwell no, iâm bisexual but, still like men.â you smiled.
there was a shift in the air once those words left your mouth, and when eddieâs eyes fell over your body from your face to your toes, you felt your core clench around nothing. there was something in his eyes that youâd never seen before, knowingly at least, and when your eyes raked over his body, you noticed a bulge in his trunks.Â
now you felt bare to him, only in two pieces of small cloth that covered your most vulnerable areas. something that eddie noticed too, knowing that he could get you naked bare for him with a pull and a tug on your swimsuit.Â
âso youâre single?â you blurted and bit your lip.
eddie smirked at the question, and stepped a little closer to you.Â
âand ready to mingle, baby.âÂ
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it was fairly surprising that everyone decided to shower and settle for watching a movie on the tv in the cozy living room. the fireplace was lit, only because it was practically freezing inside.Â
you were the last one to shower and after you finally got dressed in the humid bathroom, you ringed your hair dry with your towel and shook the strands apart. you decided that you were ready to hit the sack, wanting to get as much rest as possible before you find yourself out of breath and passing out from heat exhaustion the next day while youâre on your hike with the group. they wanted to actually try the whole campsite thing, roasting marshmallows and drinking water out of a can, meanwhile you just wanted to go dip in the lake again.Â
you decided to say goodnight to everyone who was downstairs, half already snoring, sprawled out on the floor. one person you didnât see was eddie, who you actively looked for until you guessed he was in the restroom. your heart was already in your chest as your feet hit each stair, only taking you further to having to spend eight hours in the same bed with eddie munson.Â
maybe you were nervous. the thought of feeling this guy lay next to you in bed was putting a flutter in your tummy, everything felt like it flipped upside down when the confusion was cleared up between the two. no one ever made you feel like this, not even the six foot straight french girl who seduced you.Â
before you could even open the door to the room you were hoping that youâd be asleep by the time he came upstairs, just so that the ache between your legs would finally settle down. but to your dismay, you opened the door to eddie, shirtless and laying on his back over the comforters.Â
he sat up without a second thought, and you almost got whiplash with how quickly he moved and looked at you.Â
âi can take the floor if you want,â suddenly you felt small. it was a weird feeling, but walking into this room to sleep with him only felt like it was an invitation for more. and you wanted more.Â
âno itâs okay, iâm just ready for bed.â you said and smiled, closing the door and going to the right side of the bed.Â
âcan i turn this off?â you asked looking over your shoulder just to see him looking at the bare skin of your back that your skimpy little shirt didnât cover.Â
âyou can do whatever you want, princess.â he muttered under his breath and you turned your head, smiling and pulling the beaded string until you heard a click. his lamp was still on as you pulled your legs into the lifted covers, sliding down to lay on your side and face the opposite direction of eddie.Â
eddie on the other hand was thinking of what to say as he turned his lamp off, doing the same maneuver you did to get comfortable, except he was facing you. staring at your back again, his eyes went lower until the blanket was resting at the curve of your waist. he noticed where your shirt copied the and molded your rolls and back.Â
eddie felt like now it was a free-for-all. knowing youâre not tied down to someone, and knowing you were still very attracted to the opposite sex.Â
âsteve and robin tried to set us up didnât they?â he asked you from behind, his voice still very close to you.Â
âthey did,â you confirmed, softly.Â
âdid you want to be set up with me?â he asked, a little nervous.Â
âif i tell you then robin and steve would be right.â you said and turned awkwardly to face him, now eye to eye. he couldnât help but notice the way your tits pressed together.Â
âwho said we have to tell them the truth?âÂ
his hand didnât waste a second to press into your cheek, his thumb rubbing over your lips to trace them.Â
âyou really want me?â eddie asked.Â
there it was, the shift in the dark air that was only scarcely lit by the full moon flooding in through the bare window.Â
you didnât answer, you only shifted from your position to your knees, moving the blanket off of eddie to see his pale white skin, and straddle his hips when he laid on his back. your hands moved to his chest to steady yourself and his hands fell naturally to the dip of your curve, gripping into the fat of your hips.
he tilted his head to look up at you, your hair cascading down your shoulders to create a sort of shield around your face. he couldn't help but tug at a strand,making you smile.Â
you just decided to go for it. all the nervousness and teasing and flirting built up to this, when you leaned down to press your lips into his.Â
it was odd because eddie pictured this moment just like this, with you straddling him in just shorts and a loose fitting tank, watching your soft lips come closer to his with your eyes closed. you were so fucking cute, and he tried to constrain himself from going wild by digging into your skin.Â
the kiss was soft first, eddie let you move your lips on his before he found a rhythm and moved with you, gentle, soft, teasing kisses to test the waters. you were growing wet with every minute you fixed your lips to his, using one hand to put right under his jaw, rubbing his throat with your fingers.Â
you thought maybe eddie was just enjoying the kiss way too much as you got a little more messy, the two of you giving hard kisses, but the minute you felt something poking your inner thigh, you realized you had been grinding down on him the entire time.Â
you pulled away first, leaving him just as breathless as you, but he followed you and sat up with you, chasing your lips. he had a dumb grin on his face, looking over your disheveled look to see where you two met. god, she looks fucked out already.Â
âeddie?â you hummed, letting your fingers trace the small tattoos and the ones that lead to his manhood.Â
âfuck, yes baby?â he breathed and watched you take your plush lip between your teeth and sit back fully on his clothed cock. he let out a strained groaned and it brought a smile to your face.Â
âcan i suck your dick?,â you asked unabashedly, âiâve always wanted to, wanted to taste you,âÂ
eddie was practically already close to exploding in his pants, and you felt the throbbing of his cock against your ass now that heâs fully hard. you were sure that a wet stain would be left on his light colored pajama pants.
âyou can do whatever you want with me doll, iâm for your pleasure,â he said as he watched you slide back down between his knees, eddie spreading them so you had more room to lay between him, and you rubbed at the skin above the hem of his pants to admire the growing bulge that was asking for relief, pleading.Â
âyouâre so fucking pretty, baby, canât fuckinâ believe i couldâve had you since the beginning,â he said in a hushed voice.Â
you didnât take long to drag his pants down to his ankles letting eddie kick them off as your eyes stayed pointed at his cock. it looked almost painful, for you and him. he was throbbing, his cock jerking against his abdomen. you salivated, looking at him as you grabbed his shaft at the base and softly stroked him lazily, looking at every vein, every little freckle, and the waay his slit dripped with beads of pre cum.Â
it was a sight to see. you heard eddieâs low moans as he sat up against the headboard, getting a view of you jerking him.Â
âyouâre dick is so pretty,â you murdered as you watched your fingers tease his slit to use the precum as some sort of lubricant, massaging the head. he let you take full control of him, and the way he tries to buck into your fist made your cunt clench around nothing.Â
âbaby, please,â he begged as you kept your lazy pace up. he was craving your mouth and before he could ask again, you directed his tip into your mouth to let your tongue swirl and play with the angry head.Â
âah, fuck-shit,â he hissed, finally feeling your mouth envelop him entirely, not faltering when you tried to stuff as much of his as you possibly could. you hollow your cheeks as you sucked him gently twice, releasing him with a pop, and smiling.Â
he was focused on only you, not the laughter that came from downstairs, not the crickets singing outside of the window, only the way you went back down to take him in your mouth, reaching the back of your throat this time and gagging.Â
âmy fuck- fuck oh my god,â he strained, letting his hands find your hair to get a better view of your face.Â
âso fucking good, taking my dick so well baby,â he praised and you moaned with your mouth still taking all of him, keeping the steady pace of bobbing, up and down his shaft with a hand wrapped around his girth, following the same motion of your mouth.Â
it was a euphoric feeling eddie had, to see his crush be the one to take, or try to take all of him. the girl heâd dream about, think about going down on, was laying between his legs playing with his cock like it is your favorite thing to do.Â
and slowly, it was becoming your favorite thing. your air was coming in through your nostrils as you cupped his balls, using the slobber that was falling down his cock to massage and fondle them as you flattened your tongue under the base of his shaft, forcing yourself to take all of him. he was trying to cover his moans with pants, but it wasnât happening..Â
âfuck, just like that, youâre fucking filthy,â he said sitting up fully now so the top of your head was touching his belly button, still letting your drool and spit create a mess under your hands. you were loving this even when your jaw was crying, you liked being the center of attention for eddie.Â
you released him again with a long string of spit connecting from your lips to the head of his cock, sitting up on your knees to become eye level with him, still using the spit to jerk him. your grip tightened, loosened, and teased around his red tip to watch his buck, and jerk his body to you.Â
âneed you to fuck me, please,â you asked politely, the spit still on your chin, your eyes watery and your nose a little runny. taking all of him was impossible for you, maybe with his help heâd be able to squeeze the rest of him down your throat to make room, but that was for another time.Â
eddieâs eyes were on yours, then back between your two bodies to see how your hand worked against him, he felt the heat building up in his stomach, feeling the strings snapping with every stroke.Â
before he could even release, he grabbed your wrist and halted your movements, using your vulnerability to flip you on your back, gripping your wrists beside your head.Â
âso you do want me?â he queried, and you giggled.Â
âno eddie, of course i donât want you, iâm totally not soaking my panties right now,â you said unbelievably sarcastic as he moved to kiss your cheeks, your neck, licking your jawline and kissing you once more on your lips before he straddle you.Â
âyouâre gonna lay there, your hands up just like this, and youâre gonna be a good girl and take it, yeah?â he shifted, his voice dark and his eyes pitch black as he grinds his naked cock into your thin shorts.Â
âeddie,â you pleaded, not wanting to keep your arms in the fixed position he held them in.Â
âneed you out of these fucking clothes now,â he said and immediately yanked your shorts and panties down, moving to your shirt.Â
âtake it off for me,â he encouraged and you did, reaching your tank and arching your back to get rid of it. he marveled at your complete nakedness, spreading your legs to situate himself between them. lifting your legs in the air while spreading them, eddie leaned back to take a mental picture of the way your pussy was dripping for him. slick sliding between the cheeks of your ass, over your hole and onto the bed sheets.Â
âthis all for me? no one else?â he asked as he tugged on his cock, stroking himself.Â
âyes, you, only you, please,â you were bracing for the impact of his hardness pressing and stretching you out, but instead you felt the pads of his fingers trace down your tits, to your belly, to your fupa, and spreading the fat of your pussy lips to see all of you completely.
what he conjured up in his mind was nothing near the actual sight. it was breathtaking, the way your hair fell into a ring around your head, how your tits moved and jumped with every movement you made, the way your belly creased and curved with your legs mid air, the way your thighs looked so meaty with his inbetween. this was heaven, and you were god.Â
he watched you completely as he sat back on his achilles, your legs still spread for him like the good girl you were, and teasing your clit.Â
âi need to taste you,â eddie groaned, taking the wetness from your clenching hole up to your clit, rubbing smooth circles.Â
âeddie, no fuck, please i wanna be full, please,â you moaned, louder than you intended, âyouâre just so fucking big, and fucking pretty i just need tâ feel you, need all of you please eddie, give it to me,âÂ
heâd never seen you so fucking responsive, so vocal with him. he was remembering the way your voice dripped with urgency, and seduction. he couldnât ever tell you no, even in circumstances of being fully clothed and feet away from each other.Â
âjust a taste, please baby,â he bargained, too distracted with the way your cunt sounded as he plays with your pussy. he was teasing your hole at this point, threatening to let you feel the stretch of one finger until he got too impatient to wait for your answer. he quickly dove down onto his stomach, letting his arms hook around your thighs and latching onto your cunt like a fucking bottle.Â
âyou-what the fu-, my god,â you tried to spit it out, but fuck his tongue swirling around your clit and the way his fingers kept your lips spread made you grind against his hand, moving your hands from where eddie told you to keep them and into his curly hair before he pulled up and landed a small slap on your pussy. he watched in enjoyment as it jiggled.Â
âwhatâd i tell ya, keep those fucking hands right there baby, be good for me yeah?â he breathed, going back down to lay on his stomach, arms hooked even tighter now. Your hands were thrown up above your head, gripping onto the edge of the bed to stop yourself from yanking his long hair.Â
âeddie, please, fuck,â you moaned out, the feeling of his finger inching inside you was a fucking tease.Â
âshit, didnât know youâd be this tight for me, needa stretch you a little bit, that okay?âÂ
âyes, fuck eddie itâs okay, just, fuck i need more,â you found yourself out of breath, eddieâs arm reaching from your thigh to toy with your nipple, watching every reaction he pulled from you.Â
âpretty fucking pussy baby, look at you, taking my fingers so good for me,â he continued with the praises, the small words as he released your clit to focus on the way you were sucking his fingers, your walls gripping him tight.Â
âfuck baby, cum for me, need to taste more of you,â he groaned, unable to help himself when his puts you back into the position of having your calves resting on his shoulders. until he folds you even more with his large hands, to where your knees are touching your shoulders, or at least as far as he could bend you to his preferred shape with your belly in the way. but he liked it, he loved seeing you so mendable for him, pushing your limits of how much you can take.Â
he wanted you to be pon full display for him, being able to see both holes shine with your wetness.he practically held your ankles bound together to push against your chest, going back down for the third time to watch your cunt spread for him like this, to watch how you leaked down to your asshole.Â
he licked a wide stripe from your clit to your asshole, licking and spitting on your tight hole to start rubbing his thumb to create a ring of spit on it.Â
âtell me you want me, princess,â he ordered, eyes trained on the sight in front of him.Â
âeddie i want you, fuck, fu-,â you breathed and tried to gasp for air, âneed it,âÂ
âso good baby, look at you holding those pretty legs for me, let me eat you right,â you didnât even notice your hands went from the edge of the bend to your legs, holding yourself spread open just for him. If anyone walked in right now, theyâd see everything.Â
the way you were laid for him made you wetter by the second, never being folded or manhandled this way, but as he grabs the cheeks of your ass to move and spread them, he spits on your cunt again and goes back to brutally assaulting your oversensitive bud.Â
that pressure on your spine was familiar, and the way you felt tingles spread from your inner thighs to the rest of your body, even your legs going weak as you struggled to keep your eyes on his. it was beautiful, mesmerizing even the way he ate your pussy. it was pornographic, the slurping and wet sounds were only growing louder as eddie shook his head, his ose rubbing against your clit when he goes to lick and fuck your hole with his tongue at the same time.Â
âiâm, cum, gonna-fuck eddie, im fuck-â you couldnât even get it out before your eyes were clenched, your pussy pulsing and throbbing, pushing all of your release out of your hole where eddie was to lick up every drop.
the moans were eccentric, heâd never heard you this way and seeing you come undone because of him made his cock scream for touch. it was something he could listen to for hours, only wanting to finger fuck you and eat your sweet cunt just so he could listen to the little noises that made him feral.
âneed to feel you sweet girl, let me fill this pussy,â he lets your legs fall from where they rested after you went slack during your orgasm, letting your feet plant on the bed bent at the knees.Â
âcanât fucking think when youâre looking at me like that, princess, do you want me to cum already?â he smiled, watching you watch him with pure adoration and desire, not seeing him as a freak or a lowlife. Â
he saw your softness in your eyes, soothing a part of him that has never been healed until now.Â
âplease, eddie i want you to make me cum again,â you gasped, lifting your head a little to look over your stomach as much as you can, now letting your eyes lazily travel between eddieâs eyes and where he prodes your entrance with his tip.Â
he took pride in the way he made you feel, how you looked sweaty and cockdrunk already. he couldnât get enough of your frizzy hair surrounding you, and the smell of your shampoo mixing with sweat.Â
âcanât believe you want me, youâre unbelievable,â he said, letting his cock slip between the fat of your pussy lips. he wanted to be covered in you, all of you.Â
âyouâre so big, eddie,â you groaned, feeling his length slip back and forth between your wetness.Â
âyou want it, baby? want me to fuck this pretty pussy?â he asked, his palm flat against the bed next to your head, gripping his manhood with the other.Â
âfuck eddie, yes i need it, need all of you fuck,â you cried, gripping thr back of his neck to lift your head a little, watching your hips try to pushed down on him.Â
âlet me watch you take it, yeah? wanna see you stretch just for me, only for me,âÂ
he sat up on his knees and spread your legs, lifting them to rest on his shoulders as he admired your glistening sex. every part of you felt like you were burning up, all of your nerves subsiding and turning into pure greed for him, your want stronger than anything else.Â
he pushed in slowly, softly, watching the fat head slip and disappear into your tight hole.Â
âholyfuckingshit,â he rushed, watching you take him with a little resistance. it felt like a sting, but spreading into pleasure when you feel his balls against your asshole, filling you up completely.Â
now, he pressed into your legs to fold you again, this time he was able to watch you and force you to see him as he ruined you for anyone else.Â
âyouâve got to be kidding me,â he was out of breath already, the few slow strokes he did to the sound of your moans were to stretch you enough for him to lose control on you.Â
âso, f-, so fucking big,â you almost felt the wind get knocked out of you as you feel the loss of his warmth and length, only to be pushed back into you with more force. hitting the back of your cervix repeatedly, he was lazily smiling at the sounds you were making for him.Â
âoh baby, there you go, sound so fucking pretty for me,â he encouraged, letting his arms hook around your thighs for more leverage. he pushed you up a little further, almost bringing your chest to your chin as he pounded you harder.Â
âe-eh, fuck, eddie, sâ lot- itâs, oh eddie,â you cried watching him, grinning with an open mouth as he pants out groans and moans from the way you gripped his cock. felt better than anything and anyone heâs ever fucked.Â
âwhat, too much for my pretty girl? what happened?â he cooed, âthought you were, fucking hell, thought you could handle it,â he teased, taking your legs from his shoulders and using his hands to grip at your ankles, spreading further so that your legs are flailing in the air as he fucks you.Â
it was fucking intense. you couldnât make sense of anything but him buried inside you, the way your cunt twitched and squeezed around him, and just how close you were to another orgasm.Â
âfuck, this pussy is mine.â he growled, gripping the fat of your stomach and waist, massaging, âalways gonna be mine, sweet baby.âÂ
âtell me, sweetheart . tell me whose pussy this is and iâll, jesus fucking christ,â he was cut off by the clenching of your cunt, your hole rapidly pulsing as his two fingers dove down to play with your clit, rubbing in lazy fast circles.Â
âiâll let you cum, tell me baby,â he urged and you tried to form the words, but nothing but sounds were coming out. the way your breasts jumped with every hard thrust, the way your fat jiggled on your thighs and tummy, how smooth and warm you felt under him, he was losing his mine.Â
not to mention your little sounds. the whimpers, the silent begging, the cries and gasps for air, it was going straight to his cock that was already starting to twitch from your eyes on him.Â
âitâs yours eddie, only you fill me up like this, please,â you finally mustered up the words, and you felt your own ball in your tummy growing bigger and bigger with the way you obsered eddie.Â
out of breath, his hair was clinging to his sticky face and his silver chains he never took off dangled above you. you watched as his muscles flexed and gripped the hard biceps when he pulled you in for an embrace, holding you as he fucked you.Â
your forehead rested against his right shoulder, peeking down to watch the sloppy mess between you grow wetter and messier. he looked down with you, pressing kisses into your damp hair and face.Â
âlook at that baby, creaminâ all on my dick, my fucking messy girl,â he was aggressive, more aggressive than youâd ever seen him and so much more filthy than anyone could comprehend.Â
âlook so good, fucking me,â you whispered, not even trying to get him to hear but he did. and he was encouraged by it, looking down again as he heard your labored pants in his ear. it was a beautiful sight.Â
your pussy lips enveloped him completely, letting his length reach the deepest parts of you over and over again. your arousal was dripping down your ass even more now that the two of your juices were mixing together, and forming a white-ish ring around his cock. and it just kept building with every thrust, sending your pussy to clench around him again.Â
your head was completely empty, nothing but the sensation of being filled to the brim over and over. it was incredible, and having already reached your peak once, to do it again was going to ruin you.Â
he was already ruining you, the way he turned so dirty so fast, how he spoke to you and watched you completely. he took all of you in as much as he could and let himself watch you undo beneath him.Â
âcum on my dick, baby,â he said, âpussy feels so fucking good sweet girl, donât wanna fuckinâ pull out,â he sounded like he was slurring, and his fingers went faster on your overstimulating bud.Â
he felt the clench of your cunt at his words. âaw you like that? wanna be full of me? give you my babies?âÂ
it was impossible not to scream no, tell him that mentioning babies was practically a threat to you, but the way he moaned those words as his hand went up to your throat just to grab a hold of you, and his other started to toy with your nipples.Â
âeddie,â you dragged, crying out with your back arching when you felt your buildup finally crash over him. you didnât even need to tell him, he could feel it by the way you twitched and how you clenched so hard you practically pushed him out of you.Â
âfuck baby,â he said as he fucked your hole with his tip, the feeling of the curve and edge of the fat cockhead was a different sensation, and as he kept fucking you like that, slow and soft, you felt an oddity in your new buildup.Â
it was faster, stronger, and as he teased your hole with just his tip, you were cumming again, but this time it was wet. you could heard the small gush over his cock, coating him and his pelvic bone as he gleamed at the sight below him and feeling his own release starting to snap.Â
âfuck, eddie please, you fuck me so good,â you breathed as you pulled him flush to your chest, letting him still slip in and out of you lazily.Â
âfill me, please, fuck i donât care i need it, mark me, make me yours. please, its your pussy please cum inside of me,â you whispered in his ear in a cry, scratching down his pale back as he moaned against you. the vibrations of his noises sent a tingle all over your body, your nipples hardening again.Â
the thought of eddie getting you pregnant was intense. for you at least, for eddie, he thought it was the best decision to ever make. of course heâd fill you up. why would he have the opportunity and not take it? he wanted everyone to see you knocked up with the freakâs baby, he wanted everyone to know even if you were too smart and too goddess looking for him, he had you.Â
it was even sending another pulse to your cunt, letting your weak and abused hole tiredly clench on his. you were losing your breath at this point, youâd never been fucked and pleasured like this ever, never for this long either.Â
he made sure to worship you, to cherish you, to make you feel sexy. he wanted to make you see what he saw, make you feel the way you made him feel. and this was it.Â
he was falling in love with you, the way he felt like you were made for him even now was pulling at his insides, pulling hard enough to finally let him still his hips inside of you and letting his cock twitch at the deepest part of your cunt.Â
âfucking, mine. my fucking pussy,â he groaned into your chest, your hands gripping in his hair and rubbing on his scalp.Â
âsâ yours, only yours,â you said softly as you felt his cock twitch even more, until he groaned and slipped out of you.Â
it was a new feeling, still feeling full even though all contact was lost between you two. still feeling warmth inside your cunt, until you felt the mixture of both of your releases leaking out of your hole and sliding down your ass. your eyes were closed after he got off of you, and you werenât sure how he put on his clothes so fast but when the door opened again you saw him walk back in with a wet rag.Â
âbaby?â he asked, craning his neck to see your face in the dark.Â
âmmm?â you hummed, still laying on your back after turning your head back to the ceiling.Â
âlet me clean you up and we can go to bed, does that sound good princess?â he asked, sitting on the edge of the bed to separate your legs again.Â
you expected to feel the coldness of the rag, but you instead felt his fingers softly spreading your pussy lips apart and it sent a chill through you.Â
âlook so good like this, fuck, i think i really truly want to die by your pussy. please?â he said, letting his finger dip his cum back inside of your whole.Â
âeddie,â you dragged, clenching your thighs together. he just smiled and chuckled a little.Â
âalright, lets get cleaned up and you can take my shirt,âÂ
you lay there, trusting eddie as your eyes fluttered closed and felt him wipe between your legs and wipe your thighs, finding his shirt that he threw on a chair in the corner to bring back to you, but he already hears the soft snores coming from your body.Â
he shook you a little before you finally opened your eyes again and smiled sheepishly at him, before listening to his commands and following them, still half asleep.Â
all he asked was that you sit up and raise your arms, and he tugged the faded iron maiden shirt that was too big for him, but fitting just loose enough on you. before he could even pull the covers over you, still with your eyes closed, you gripped the blankets and pulled them over your bare legs up to your chin, and nestled into the softness.Â
eddie was a man who did his fair share of sleeping around, with all types of people, and heâs been with older, smaller, skinnier, taller, bigger. but being with you, watching you and being able to sleep next to you was a fucking blessing he didnât deserve.Â
so he indulged in it, letting himself wrap you in his arms and holding you until you push him off because youâre too sweaty.Â
but you donât do that. you let eddie hold you all night even after hardly any words were exchanged after. and in your dream that night besides dreaming about your future with eddie, was a dream of you thanking robin and steve for their ridiculously foul plan.Â
a ridiculous foul plan that worked.Â
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Omg tysm! The last request was very cute. :3 I have ONE MORE.slashers at a pool party â
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for like, summer lol lol
Also, I really luv your blog, its so cute :33
Omg yay summer themed headcanons! Sadly it's cold today but I will try to get into moodđ
Sfw, they/them
Summer(mostly pool and swiming) with slashers!!
Billy Lenz
Buy god damn SUNSCREAM he will be red after 10minutes of hanging out outsite
The sun is a deadly laser
Pretends he is a shark and attacks their legs when underwater
Also loves to splash and do waves
spooked of hairdryer and comb, he rather look like wet rat
Begs them to buy those funny shaped rubber things that you can lay on (guys I have no clue how those are called so I iwol just put photo at the end of fic if you are confused
Micheal Myers
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Hm no
No i dont think i will
The closest he ever been to big body of water was when he was drowning somone
I doubt he can swim, so even if he would appear in pool he would just walk on bottom, hhh goofy
Hates wet cothes
And sun
And hot temperatures
Brahms Heelshire
Hhehe water
This guy won't swim, he will just lay/sit in water
Guy looks like dead body lol he just... lays there?
But when s/o gets near he will jump attack them, also.... nice outfit s/o
He is definitely type of guy who loves summer
Will forgot sunscreen and turn into tomato soup
Yautja
Purr hot weather he like
I swear s/o jumped into water for fun and this guy had the biggest heart attack of century "AAA MATE WHY DID OU JUMP!! WHO KNOWS IF ITS SAFE??? WHO KNOWS MAYBE WATER IS TOXIC?? DONT DO THAT!" he also jumped right after them lol
After making sure that, no yaujta water isn't poisonous and yes s/o can swim
Probably he can easly stand on bottom and still have (at least) his chest above water level
Also will pick s/o up while they are mid-swim like' a fishđč and later throws them back in water ya go
Asa Emory
Will just vibe at shore, sunbathing
Yeah your doing great love, nice swimming... now lemmie just lay down and zzz
Acts like that one mom on beach that never enters water and just doest really care
Yeah yeah just dont drown and do no splash me, if you splash me im going to take your PlayStaton4 privileges
A mimir
Also while yall go next to pool he is 100% throwing them in
Jason
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Eeh you sure about that?? Water
He will stick to shallow part of pool
Going to be worried about s/o especially if they do some epic tricks. Yeah that's cool that you can do a flip in water but pls it's scary :(
He enjoys doing lil splashes and just picking them up
Pls hold his hand
Eddie gluskin
Oh my love nice outfit you got
Huh me? Water? Aw don't be silly honey
He will just stick to sitting on edge of pool and watching them swim, do not splash him!! His outfit is too pretty >:( grr
If s/o pushes him into water he will litteraly try to drown them (in wacky way)
Hush
He is the one inviting them! He found some random lake in middle of knowhere lol
Will probably do some dumb contest 'yo swims there the fastest gets a free kissđ€' *points at other shore 5km away*
Will pick them up underwater and be like "haha look what cool fish I found i Will totaly make dinner out of you" drags out of lake and tickles or something idk hes weird
Also im writing this right before the most important exam of this month cuz if I wont pass it I wont pass this yearđ„łđ€Ș wish me luck, chemisty sucks
thats the billy lenz thing i was talking about.
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can u do a platonic steve x robin? pls
~shy anon
"Smuggel a Kitty Cat"
Platonic Steve & Robin Summary: Robin and Steve are talking about,smuggling a cat into steve's apartment. As Both are High on some weed.
Disclaimer I do not own the Charaters from Stranger things, or claim them as mine.
Proofread by @lunatic71 ,Smily[twt] and borderlineRacoon[ao3] !English is not my first lauguage!
GIF by 08s-m
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warning: use and talk of marijuana, trauma, doing something illegal, Dont do crimes! let me know if i missed something
[Hello Shy-anon I hope you will like this one shot? I just wrote an idea i had while on the bus. Also thanks to Ravi, wich look over and made it to read better ]
Steve was happy. For some time he tried to save enough money to move, find his own place, and have freedom. Maybe it was so he didn't have to see his parents anymore or the looks on both of their faces. It was lonely sometimes, but better than before, Robin and the kids would crash his place every now and then and just spend time with him or wait for him, which made his days better. The one thing that would make his home complete for him was a pet. He wanted a cat for some time but never got one because of his parents. Now he could get one, if only pets were allowed in his building.
It was a Saturday and the stress got Robin and Steve good, this past week was not the best for either one of them. The 4th of July was in 2 weeks, meaning both got reminded of what happened a year ago, so they agreed on buying weed from Eddie and staying in. Both knew the comfort of some blankets and movies in the background while being high. The joint was placed in a glass and Robin was on her back laying on the floor. Steve was too, just his head on her stomach. Looking at the TV, as he saw a cat in the movie. "Rob, you know, I always wanted a cat." His voice sounded a little off, maybe he spoke too slowly, Robin turned her gaze from the TV to him, "Really? I thought they were forbidden here?" She was confused, didn't he complain about how he couldn't have a pet last week? Or when was it? Her brain seemed to mix up the information too much so she let it rest for some time. "I mean we could always smuggle one in." Her gaze turned back to the TV. Steve looked at her, "Yeah and when the landlord comes I'll just hide it." The words came from Steve, but he nodded at them all the same, it seemed to be a good idea. "Let's smuggle a cat in here!" A grin was placed on Steve's face, as the other turned to him again "But how? Like how do we get the cat here? And you'll need a lot of stuff for a cat too" Robin's voice got charged with worries, she knew Steve would take good care of a pet, but she's also afraid he is too busy or doesn't have enough money. Steve was distracted, looking at the ceiling of his home, he had money and the basics would cost about 100 bucks âI think I will manage it, like I need basic stuff and we can take a cat from the local shelter, or soâ A smile was on his face, a cat waiting for him every day. He would need to potty train them and maybe let them outside after some time but he can manage it. His mind went all over the place, he stopped listening to Robin's worried rant on the idea, maybe they turned into some theory. Steve drags his body up to stand and looks at Robin. âCome on, let's smuggle a kitty cat, partner in crime!â Robin took the hand he extended to her and dragged herself up with his help. âYeah, plan smuggle kitty cat for Stevie.â A lazy grin was now placed at her face as she was helping find the things both needed to go out.Â
After some hours the high was off, now on a clear mind Steve looked around. He was at his apartment, Robin on the sofa, sleeping soundless, a blanket draped over her and something white. Worries hit Steve as he stands up, a little too fast as he got dizzy and tried to gain the stability back. The fur ball noticed this and stretched itself, it was a cat with fluffy white and orange fur looking in Steve's direction as it meowed at him.Â
âWe smuggled a cat!â he looked around, trying to find out if they got the essentials. As he was entering the kitching Steve realised he needed to get some more stuff for his new pet. And plan how to hide a cat from his landlord from now on. âYeah, and what's your name buddy?â he was asking the animal which just jumped at the counter, Steve shooed him off the second he got on it. âWhat? Whose name Steve?â Came from a sleepy Robin who woke up because of the noise and looked at the cat. âDid we just really get you a cat?â She looked at her best friend who just nodded as his anwer.Â
âDo you have any idea for a name Robs?â Steve didn't have one, and as both were high the name seemed to be forgotten. They called him fluffy as he was screaming in the transport box. âMaybe Hector or Mr. Mittes?â She looks at him with a shrug. âHector sounds good though, let's call him Hector for now."Â
After almost a year Hector was discovered by the landlord, the cat was screaming again not wanting to be in the transportbox. The landlord was giving his okey, he wasn't allergic to cats. He did scold Steve, âBoy you could ask and I would've told you, next time please tell me, okay?â And then he was out of the room and Hector happily napping on his spot not in the hated transportbox. Steve still found it hard to believe. He told Robin later who just smiled âWe should do this more often, and Hector is a sassy gentleman.â She said with a grin to him âI mean we smuggled a cat into your apartment, high, and they found out about it only a year later!â Steve nodded at her words âYeah and I can keep him, so now off to buy a cat tree he will never use and play with the boxâÂ
Later that day Steve was confused with the cat tree, or actually at how to assemble it. He eventually got help from Jonathan and Nancy, who just shook her head at him, while Jonathan seemed quite shocked 'cause they kept him hidden for so long. Meanwhile Hector was laying in the carton, looking like the small sassy gentleman he was.
#stranger things#steve harrington#robin buckley#robin & steve#stranger things fanfiction#stranger things fluff#platonic stobin
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sorry u don't have to post this
But its so fucking stupid people keep bringing up the same shit- ESPECIALLY people trying to tie it to what is going on on Gaza WHEN LITERALLY WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN EM AND AUTUMN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT
Like im sure both people had distress and were upset about what happened but let's NOT try to act like it is on the same level as a literal genocide
Also yall dont owe us anything. You can share on her or not (while obv i would want u to share denouncing the "war" i am not going to jump down your throat because my friend runs solely a fanfic blog and shares that...little weird and desensitized to see smut after smut then war then smut again. Some people use this to escape reality and yes that is privileged of us but also we have 0 clue what is going on in your personal life etc)
Like...people complain the fandom is dying and are pointing fingers when three are pointing back at themselves like ????????
Anyways love u if u have a way to tell Emmy we care pls do.
abso-fucking-lutely, nonny ( WARNING: i get political and shit up in this, so avoid if you don't have the space )
there is so much happening in the world right now and at the end of the day it's so disheartening and discouraging ( especially for me as a mom ) â idk about you but i NEED this place. i NEED this outlet. somewhere i can try and find joy to refill my cup so i can keep fighting against all this bullshit. so i can recharge and get back out to push for equality and the right to live and against genoc!de and racism and capitalist dicks and the future of this planet and god dammit even just writing that is SO heavy.
so why do we come here and hate on each other for trivial things? why do we come here and pile more shit onto plates that are already full? why are we putting so much energy and effort into pulling each other down when we could be lifting each other up? when even just that small act of support ( or just shutting tf up! ) can make things better or at least not make them worse?
i recognize my privilege and understand opportunities that i have are not accessible to everyone and i work really hard to democratize those opportunities. i work hard to undo my bias, to unlearn, to get comfortable with the uncomfortable and i'd be down to have those conversations with people! but not on anon. and not in an aggressive shitty matter. come to me human-to-human and TALK TO ME. it's how we make progress, it's how we learn from each other. it's how we widen our POV and change our opinions and grow, but doing it with malice and anger is NOT it.
i just truly don't understand. we all have ONE life. why would we spend it filling it with hate and vitriol? it's just not worth it. and i don't have the patience or the time to deal with bullshit. there are bigger things i aspire to, bigger causes that need my energy and commitment and if you're not down or you're on a vendetta to ruin someone's life ( or tumblr rep i guess?? ) then i think you should just go.
this place allows people to keep pursuing something outside of what they're swimming ( or honestly sometimes drowning ) in. it gives us, gives me, the boost to keep fighting the good fight so don't drag us into it.
the ST fandom might feel like it's dying, but there are still some incredible writers on here who share the love and true sentiment of the characters we love so much. as long as i'm here i'll always bring life to steve and eddie. don't let shitty people take it from you. tumblr or not those characters and the way they make you feel will always be yours.
and of course i'll tell emmy, babe â„ïžâ„ïž
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Oh my god pls post something from 7 lol
7. Late night you is never to be trusted rest in pieces
this was also requested by @stromlidjess thank you sm <33 this fic was also started late at night (life imitates art am i right) and i dont really have much of it bc its so silly but <33
âIf you consider it fun being getting drunk on cheap beer home alone then yeah, I guess you could say that.â Eddie takes the pills and empties the glass. âThanksâ
âI can confidently say I have been there.â Buck knocks their shoulders together. âHey, Ravi showed me this cute cat video the other day, let me see if I can find itâ Buck jumps to his feet and disappears down the hallway. âGonna borrow your laptop okay?â Buck calls.
Eddie makes a sound of confirmation as he drags himself out of the warmth of the blankets.
Oh.
Oh shit.Â
Eddie, now more awake than ever, sprints down the hallway after him âNo no no not my lapâŠâ The word dies on his tongue as Buck comes into view looking at his open laptop, eyes darting back up to him.
âDo,â Buck swallows, âdo you want to uh⊠talk about this or should I just find the cat video?â
Eddie doesnât know what the protocol is for when you accidentally out yourself to your best friend by not closing the results of one of the many quizzes youâve taken. He knows â78% gayâ is staring back at Buck
anyways eddie accidentally coming out via ami i gay quiz my beloved hsjdhd
Send me a title of a WIP
#thank you sm for the asks !!#sorry it took so long to answer but !! i have free time now hfjsdn#ive actually had this wip for awhile but im always so torn aby working on it bc its so silly but also i do love it darely#even it its not very good hsdjhf#moots#asks#gayedmundodiaz#stromlidjess#buddie#911#my wip#also sorry but i cant indent this nicely on my computer for some reason </#</3
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eddie and richie would be a nightmare in public once they finally got together because before they began dating richie would do his voices and eddie would just laugh and go âshut up richieâ but after they start dating richie would do his voices and eddie would be like âyou sure are sexy for a stereotypically gay city correspondent who likes to go to a lot of bad new york city clubs, i might have to cheat on my boyfriend with youâ and the losers would have to start telling them both to shut up
ghdfjkakfghjfkdkjs pls this is so accurate god theyre so annoying theyâd defs do the whole âflirting-as-though-theyre-not-dating thingâ like richie rocks up late to one of their lunches together and when he sees eddie he whistles loudly and says to stan, loud enough for everyone to hear, âwhoâs the hottie?â and stanâs like âno pls dont drag me into this again i cant take itâ
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heâs all that: chapter one
fandom: it
pairing: reddie (richie tozier/eddie kaspbrak)
word count: 3.8k
on ao3
summary:Â
Richie smiled smugly, âYouâve got spunk Kaspbrak. I like that.â
âWhy donât you try shutting the fuck up Tozier,â Eddie retorted as the line moved forward, âSo what is this, if not some ploy to get me to tutor you? Some sort of dork outreach program? Because Iâm not interested.â
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Or: The one where Richie Tozier has six weeks to get into a relationship and make someone fall for him. Only problem? That someone is the anxiety ridden, goody two shoes Eddie Kaspbrak, and he can't even stand to be in the same room as Richie.
warnings: there is drug use in that bev/mike/richie are HUGE stoners.Â
a/n: hello!!! hope you enjoy this fic, i will try to update it at least every other sunday (i'll figure out the exact number of chapters before i post chapter two, but it probably won't be more than 10). you don't need to have watched she's all that to get this, although there will be some small easter eggs/quotes from the movie. but the movie has not aged well and is very Heteronormative so like.... no need to watch it lmao.Â
Senior yearâ it was what just about any kid in the public schooling system looked forward to. You were high school royalty, enjoying the last hurrah with booze and dancing before being sent off to make your mark on the world. Lanky limbs that werenât yet grown into became muscled and toned, hips were wider and swayed. Brains were wiser, skin was touched more, and smiles were brighter. It was a time of transformation and change.
Except, senior year was almost over, and Richie Tozier felt like he hadnât really changed at all. Sure, in the last four years he shot up to 6â2, his voice was deeper, and he wasnât such a fucking outcast; but really nothing else felt different. He still only passed his classes on genius alone, had a problem respecting authority figures (partially due to the fact that his parents were still pieces of shit), and never knew when to shut the fuck up.
Derry, Maine itself stayed the same too, like a town in a snow globe encased with mom-and-pop businesses and ignorance. Other than iPhones, the small Starbucks on the corner of Main and Belmont, and the fact that the townspeople were slightly less homophobic and racist (slightly being the operative word); Derry was pretty much a time capsule for banana bikes, bullies, and double features with popcorn that had too much salt and not enough butter.
Take the cliques and social hierarchy-- a staple in any American high school, especially one in a small town. Despite it being the 21st century, the cafeteria still had tables for jocks, geeks, nerds, and preps, straight from some 80âs or 90âs teen flick.
Richie, like most things in his life, didnât necessarily fit into one group or the other, toeing the line between social pariah and popular party dude. He supposed it was the side effects of being the class clown with too-big-for-his-face glasses, a diagnosis for ADHD, and his tendency blazing at any given moment. Funny and wild enough to show up to any party, but not exactly cool enough to hang out with for anything else.
Honestly, it didnât matter either way, because instead of worrying about what table to eat the cafeteriaâs barely edible food at, Richie usually spent his lunch smoking with his friends. It was time to catch up and unwind before the last few classes of the dayâ and there was no way he could get through chemistry without being high.
As soon as the shrill bell rang, Richie hopped out of his seat, grabbing his shit before placing his (probably failed) history quiz on the teacherâs desk on his way out into the halls.
He weaved through the couples sucking face and the worried AP students, his unruly black curls bouncing like a hyperactive halo around his head as he walked towards his locker.
ââSup Tozier!â someone called out to him, a familiar face at the weekend ragers, although he never learned his actual name.
Richie nodded, âHey, whatâs up Keg King?â
âNot much. Hey, you coming to see me defend my title this weekend?â
âWouldn't miss it for the world,â Richie smiled lazily, patting the other boy on the back before strolling along.
It wasnât a coincidence that his smile faltered as he passed what was left of the Bowerâs gang. He and Hockstetter had graduated the year prior, although like most bumfuck racists hellbent on beating up âdorks and queersâ, they stayed in Derry. The remaining two, Belch and Victor Criss, werenât nearly as powerful or psychotic as their elders, but they had a reputation to uphold. They werenât exactly slamming him down on the asphalt in front of the arcade like they did in middle school, but they werenât friendly either. Mutual respect was even a stretch. Heâd enjoy seeing them get their asses handed to them, and he was sure they felt the same.
Richie popped open his locker, catching the loose papers and pencils that inevitably fell out. A small mirror hung on the blue metal door, rendered practically useless because of all the smudges covering it. The remaining space was littered with stickers of indie bands, and post-its with doodles and notes to himself or from his friends.
Have a great day trashmouth <3- bevs
Sparknotes âPygmalionâ
Come to the quarry after school!-mike
Itâs a good day to be gay
Next time u get drunk enough 2 facetime us reading the entire bee movie script pls invite us so we dont have 2 deal w/ that sober- b+m
Buy more cigs and weed
U lewk hott big sexxxi ;) - xoxo
Richie was unashamed to say he wrote the last one to himself one day when he looked particularly good.
He struggled to stuff his history folder into the looming mess, but eventually crammed it in there, slamming the door shut before anything else could fall out.
After checking that he did indeed have his lighter, bag of weed, and papers in his denim jacket, Richie made his way to their usual spot. They liked to smoke at the stairs behind the art room, which was tucked away in the back of the school, overlooking the field that separated them and the middle schoolers.
Throwing open the orange door to the stairs in his usual dramatic fashion, he found his two closest friends, âMs. Marsh, Lord Michael, how fare thee chaps today?â Richie greeted in his (awful) british accent.
Beverly Marsh rolled her eyes as she lit her joint, âFine, until I heard that horrible voice.â
Richie threw a hand on his chest, a pained expression painted on his face, âOh, how you hurt me so.â
âHey, I mean it is his best impression,â Mike Hanlon commented from the steps, fist bumping Richie as he sat down across from Beverly on the top of the stairs, back to the railing. The sweet boy lit up the bowl in his pipe, inhaling deeply.
âAw, thank you Mikey, you sure know how to make a girl swoon,â he cooed, mimicking a southern belle.
âWell, you donât really have any good oneâs in the first place,â Mike smirked, blowing out the smoke in his mouth while Beverly snorted, taking another drag.
Richie rolled his eyes, taking out his bag of weed, âFuck off Hanlon.â
Mike extended an olive branch in the form of paper lunch bag filled with a sandwich, chips, and a can of coke. It was a daily occurrence for themâ the Tozierâs rarely had any food, and even if Richie wanted to eat from the cafeteria, he didnât exactly get a lot of money from them.
âMy upcoming munchies thank you dear friend.â
He opened his bag of weed, attempting to balance the paper on his knees so he could roll his own joint. This failed miserably as the weed fell out, getting all over his Radiohead t-shirt.
âShit.â
Beverly sighed, holding out her hand, âLet me roll it Tozier, you and I both know Iâm better at it anyways.â
âWhat?! Iâm perfectly capable of doing it by myself. I roll a damn good joint Marsh,â he shot back incredulously.
She plucked a stray piece of weed and gave him a pointed look. Richie groaned before handing his stuff over, Beverly handing him her own joint to smoke on in the meantime.
âHowâs your day been Rich?â Mike asked from his spot on the steps. Typical farm boy, concerned with his friends. Richie often wondered how such an angelic person hung out with him and Bev, but Mike had his fair share of rebellious traits.
âAh, well, you can tell itâs been just dandy. I canât wait till we get out of this fucking hell hole,â Richie scoffed before taking a hit.
âOnly seven more weeks,â Beverly reminded, eyes and hands focused on rolling.
Mike nodded, âCrazy. Canât believe weâre finally graduating.â
âThank fucking god, Derry is a suffocating shithole,â he said, âI know Iâm an idiot, but Jesus, everyone here is a fucking bigot.â
âYeah,â Mike agreed, not saying much else. They understood. It was hard being one of the only black kids in school, let alone pansexual (although most people didnât know this about him). The prejudice he faced wasnât something he often spoke about, trying to be as positive as possible.
âThis kid in english was saying bisexuals are sluts today,â Richie successfully blew a few smoke rings, âLike, I am one, but not because of my sexuality, asswipe.â
Bev laughed humorlessly, handing Richie the freshly rolled joint and taking back her own, âNo need to tell me what thatâs like.â
No, the redhead had been getting called a slut over nothing since the seventh grade; the rumors and shaming only getting worse when she too came out as bi.
A comfortable and reflective silence fell over the three, occupied with their thoughts and getting high. Richie placed the joint in between his chapped lips; struggling to light the tip as his white lighter sputtered, on itâs last moments of life. Mumbled expletives fell out of his mouth before he was successful, inhaling deeply and holding the smoke in before letting it all escape.
His dark brown eyes scanned the poorly maintained sports field, filled mostly with middle schoolers running around and yelling. Part of him envied the carefree nature of it all, but the other remembered how fucking shitty middle school was and any jealousy washed away.
Not too far from them was what was dubbed as âthe kissing treeâ. The old trunk was littered with carvings, initials surrounded by hearts claiming that their love was âforeverâ. It was juvenile, small town as fuck, and heteronormativeâ though most things surrounding romance in Derry were.
Of course, Richie had been obsessed with it as a preteen, and knew his own name was on there (a few times).
What caught his eye now were the couple under it, making out passionately, flush against one another, like if they stopped theyâd die.
Honestly, that would be preferable, as one of them was Gretta Keene, one of Richieâs biggest mistakes.
Gretta was one of the most popular girls in school, and she was also a grade A bitch. Her green eyes sent glares akin to daggers, and her lipgloss covered lips provided insults that went too far. Including frequently calling Beverly a slut.
It wasnât like Richie had a huge crush on her or anything. Their relationship was merely born from constantly being at the same parties, cross faded and wanting a quick hook up to distract themselves. Mike had commented that it was only a matter of time, except one became many more, despite the fact that Gretta only got with jocks.
Their arrangement caused Bev to freeze Richie out for two months last semester, breaking their four year streak for best couples costume at Betty Ripsomâs annual Halloween Party. Bev was more important to him by a long shot, but per usual, he kept fucking everything up.
Most of their âmomentsâ were shared in some stranger's bed, or dancing in a kitschy living room to pop music, sharing a blunt or swigs from a bottle of whiskey. None of it was on purpose, but rather a byproduct of being intoxicated and having a high sex drive.
In fact, they had only been on two actual dates when they were together. The first was at the drive-in a town over, the pair sat in Richieâs beat up station wagon, some shitty b-movie playing on the large projector. Gretta shared a pack of cigarettes with him, and it was probably the only kind thing she had ever done. Richie tried to make conversation, so that their relationship actually had some sort of substance other than weed and alcohol; but Gretta quickly shut him up, sticking her cherry coke flavored tongue down his throat.
He took her out to his favorite diner for their other date, figuring that they might have a chance to actually get to know one another without an acceptable place to make out. They sat on opposite sides of a booth outlooking Main street, an old-timey song playing on the jukebox.
This plan proved to be a grave mistake, because Richie finally understood why Bev often said, âSatan himself thinks Gretta Keene is too cruel.â
He repressed the memory, if he remembered it heâd get too pissed off. Instead, Richie thought of their break-up, how she had beat him to the punch.
He had been waiting at her locker, leaning against #405 and picking at his nails, humming a song by The Smiths under his breath. Gretta approached, clad in a pink mini-skirt and a tight crop top, smacking her half-priced bubblegum.
Richie cleared his throat, standing upright, ready to chew her the fuck out for being such a horrible person, âGretta, letâs talkââ
âWeâre through Tozier.â
âWhat the fuck?!â He had gaped at her, âNo, I was going to breakup with you!â
Gretta shooed him away with her manicured hands, âPlease, youâre a fucking nobody. Irrelevant. You should be glad we even fucked around this long.â
A small crowd had formed around the two, âYouâre the one who kept coming back for more.â
âAnd youâre the one who actually thought this could be something. So cute. But I donât date losers and I donât date attention-whores like you.â
Like he said, grade A bitch.
âJealous?â Mike snapped Richie from his thoughts.
His cheeks reddened, embarrassed that he was caught staring, âWhat? No. I pity the poor bastard thatâs with her. Fucking breath smells like a fucking dog ate a pack of Winstonâs. Straight up ass.â
Beverly chuckled, but her eyes held a little bit of resentment, âYou used to smoke those Winstonâs with her.â
âI thought we had an agreement that we would never speak of the Great Gretta Keene Mistake again?â
âSure, but youâre the one watching her,â Mike pointed out, packing a new bowl, âMissing the one that got away?â
The other boyâs tone was joking but Richie sent him a glare, âSheâs fucking irrelevant to me okay?â
They hummed in agreement, but he could see the slight doubt on their faces.
Richie ripped open his bag of chips and threw one in his mouth, âShe thinks sheâs such hot fucking shit, but sheâs so replaceable.â
âRichie, itâs rude to speak with your mouth full,â Mike admonished his bad manners.
âThatâs not what your olâ pops said last night when I was suck-â
âBeep beep, Richie,â Mike warned.
Bev shook her head, âReally Rich? His grandpa?â
âWhen opportunity strikes,â he flashed a shit eating grin before taking another hit.
âAnyways, while I second the sentiment that Gretta isnât all that, you havenât exactly had a relationship since her,â Bev accused.
âOkay, what the fuck is this, âpick on Richie dayâ?â he said, readjusting his position, âBesides, Iâve been with plenty of other people.â
âPlease, this isnât middle school, and Iâm still not buying the whole âmy bedpost is covered in notchesâ bit,â Bev inspected the joint between her fingers, now just a stub.
âWell, obviously itâs not. Iâve had sex in many different beds. Yours included,â Richie smirked.
âBeep beep. You know you arenât allowed over after you almost burned down my auntâs apartment.â
âThe apartment was fine. Everyone knows if you put the temperature up super high food cooks faster. Those tater-tots wouldâve been delicious. Bon-appetit,â Richie spoke in a poor french accent, and his eyes widened, âBon-appetot. Bon-appetatertot.â
He fell into a fit of giggles and Mike chuckled across from him.
âYou are a walking disaster Richie Tozier,â Bev said, though an amused smile sat on her lips.
âRichieâs poor life choices aside⊠One night stands and drunken make out sessions donât count,â Mike returned to their previous topic, âI mean something sort of serious. Something you put effort into.â
âI donât put effort into anything Michael dear,â Richie countered.
âNot true. You put effort into a lot of dumb shit,â Bev put out her joint, âLike when you tried to climb the water tower at 3 am naked. Or the time you tried to get the principal to grind with you at homecoming.â
âYou canât blame me for that. Mrs. Marton is a vixen. Canât believe she resisted my charms.â
Mike laughed, shaking his head, âPoint is, it kinda seems like youâre stuck in a rut.â
âI get plenty of action,â Richie boasted, taking a drag from his joint, âPlus, I could make any girl or guy in this piece of shit school fall in love with me.â
âThat a bet?â Bev grinned mischievously.
âYou know what, why the fuck not?â Richie shrugged. He was bored, and he wanted his friends off his fucking back, âTerms and conditions?â
âMike and I get to choose the sorry fuck who youâll be pursuingââ
âNo, I donât wanna be a part of this. Isnât it kinda fucked up? Getting with someone for a bet? Why donât you just try to date someone without an ulterior motive?â Mike suggested.
Richie rolled his eyes, adopting an Australian accent, âNow whereâs the fun in that mate?â
âDonât say I didnât warn you.â
âYou get till prom to sweep this person off their feet. A committed relationship, not just a hookup. If you win Iâll get you a shit ton of the finest weed the county can offer,â Bev continued, âIf you loseââ
âNo need to tell me, because I wonât fail,â Richie smirked, âIâm a total knockout.â
Bevâs face mirrored his own, âFine, itâs your funeral.â
Both of them spit into their palms before shaking their hands, bonding the bet.
âCâmon, letâs go find themâ you only have six weeks.â
The three of them packed up their shit, passing around the rest of Richieâs joint so it wouldnât go to waste before they headed inside. Bev spritzed some perfume on them in an attempt to mask the smell of weed, making Richie smell fruity and floral. He popped a stick of spearmint gum in his mouth, deciding to save his sandwich for AP Calc next block.
It was a rare occurrence for them to roam the halls before the lunch bell rang, so a few of the students stared at them as they went on their search. Mike smiled at just about everyone they passed, a fucking angel per usual.
âWhat about him, heâs kinda cute,â Bev suggested, nodding her head to a blonde boy holding a skateboard.
Richie shook his head, âWe made out at that beach bonfire over the summer. He almost vommed in my fucking mouth. The money maker! These beautiful lips are fuckin sacredâ how could I smooch and tell amazing jokes if he fucked em up? These babies ooze charisma and sex appeal.â
âMore like ooze bullshit,â Mike quipped.
âI think youâre just jealous that you wonât be the one Iâm wooing Mike n Ike.â
Bev snorted, âI pity the poor fuck who youâll be annoying till prom,â her eyes lit up, and she turned to Mike, âHey, we might be able to enjoy some peace and quiet for a while!â
âThe minute we became best friends with Richie I gave up all hope for tranquility.â
âHey!â He protested, although Mike was right.
âAnd I wouldnât have it any other way,â the other boy finished sweetly.
Richie planted a sloppy kiss on his cheek, âOh Mikey, you are the most wholesome-est boy I ever did meet,â he slipped into his southern belle persona, âWhat about you Bevvy darlinâ, got any words to butter up my biscuit? To milk my udder?â
She rolled her eyes and continued walking ahead of them, turning into another hallway.
âFine, I know you love me Marsh,â Richie used his long lanky legs to his advantage, catching up to stroll alongside her quickly, âWhat about Betty Ripsom?â
Bev scoffed, âPlease, too easy.â
âWhat?! Sheâs like, a good olâ Christian girl. Iâm a deviant! My skype username used to be tozier666! Or wait, it was tozier42069⊠I canât remember.â
âCâmon Richie, we all know she had a massive crush on you freshman year,â Bev replied.
Mike nodded in agreement, âYou wouldnât shut up about it.â
âLike most things,â Bev said, âAnyways, youâd just use that to your advantage. Although, I am liking the whole âpolar oppositeâ approach.â
Richie groaned, of course he had a hand in his own misfortune.
They continued to travel the halls, Beverlyâs baby blue eyes scouring for a victim.
âYou sure are digging your own grave today Rich,â Mike commented.
Richie nodded, âR.I.P. Richard Tozier. Big Mouth and even Bigger Wanââ
âFound âem,â Bev interrupted, a grin on her face.
She pointed down the hallway in front of them, where two boys conversated as everyone walked around them. The taller one had auburn hair, and was lanky like Richie, although the other boy seemed a little more muscular. The other looked like a fucking middle schooler, and Richie wasnât sure how the little brat even got in there.
It took a minute, but Richie realized that he did actually recognize them. They didnât interact much, not being in the same circles, but the two boys had been going to school with him since the days of recess. And they had been bullied since then too. Â
So, correction, she pointed to where two of the biggest losers in school were talking about what was presumably some nerdy shit. Great.
âWhat, Big Bill?â Richie raised an eyebrow, âHeâs not too bad. Ignore the stutter and the fact that heâs best friends with total dorks and you have a shy lil cutie. Nice handiwork Marsh.â
âYou know, youâre a total dork and weâre still friends with you,â Mike quipped, his own way of chastising Richie.
Bev shook her head ânoâ, âNot Denbrough, the other one.â
Richieâs eyes settled on the smaller boy, and the realization that he was totally and utterly fucked set in.
Eddie Kaspbrak. The kid peaked at 5â6, and his lack of muscles along with the fact that he wore an honest to fucking god fanny pack didnât help his 12 year old boy appearance. Of course, the fanny pack got worseâ it was full of pills, eye drops, hand sanitizer, lotion, chapstick, and most importantly, his inhaler. Yes, Eddie was a fucking asthmatic hypochondriac and germaphobe, with an equally insane mother. Richie didnât doubt that the asshole spent more time perusing WebMD than texting or checking social media.
He wore chunky turtlenecks in the winter, and in the hotter months, his tanned legs adorned tube socks and short-shorts (they were awful, although Richie had to admit they made his ass look great). His small hands gripped onto his stuffed backpack (kid already had a fanny pack full of shit, what else did he have to bring to school?). Eddieâs brown hair was always found in a overly gelled comb over, not a hair out of place. He reminded Richie of an off-brand Fred Savage with severe anxiety.
Mostly, Richie knew Eddie Kaspbrak would hate just about every little thing he did. There was no way theyâd even be friends, let alone anything more.
âYouâve gotta be fucking kidding me Bev.â
a/n:Â thanks for reading!!! richie and eddie will actually talk next chapter, don't worry. also for any concerned about the gretta/richie thing it's not Too Big of a Deal as it is in the movie, i just need it for some plot points (but overall richie is like 100% over gretta and it was just something stupid he did).
#reddie#richie x eddie#it fic#reddie fic#he's all that#my fic#yeah idk what to tag this as go read it on ao3 wlnglerngerlgknrglkerng
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Being Friends with The Losers (IT)
Summary: Your personal relationship with each loser
Word Count: 1.9k
Authorâs Note: Iâve been in the IT Fandom for a while so I just whipped this up because BOY do I love each Loser with all of my heart!
I did this in like an hour pls dont hurt me!!!
- There isnât a group of friends that are closer than the loserâs club
- You loved hanging out with the Loserâs club whenever you had the chance and it didnât take long for you to develop a close relationship with each and every one of them
- Bill was your neighbor and the first person you met when you moved to Derry
- you two would hang out pretty often, most days consisted of running errands for Billâs mom on your bikes
-if you had enough money you two would take turns paying for snacks at the convenience store and Bill would always let you keep his leftover change because he hates the feeling of coins in his pocket
- on weekend nights, Bill would always invite you to have dinner with him and his parents so he wouldnât be alone or lonely at the table
- you both leave your windows open so that way if there needed to be an emergency meeting between the two of you, Iâd be as easy as throwing a shoe into the other personâs window
- youâve definitely woken up to Bill sleeping at the foot of your bed whenever he had nightmares or couldnât sleep
- you have  the tendency to kick and turn in your sleep so there are times when youâve kicked Bill in the face
- when his âsleepoverâ became more frequent, you made it a point to leave space on the bed so he wouldnât have to sleep near your feet
- out of all of your friends, your parents love Bill the most because of how respectful he is but when you two are hanging out, he never hesitates to roast you
- â Youâre actually an idiot Denbrough.â
- â This is c-coming from the s-s-same girl who t-thought Chicago was in P-Pennsylvania s-so shu-shut your mouth.â
- Youâre pretty smart in school but itâs mostly because of  your study buddy Stan Uris
- You two share most of your classes together and if you fall asleep in class, Stan always has your back and takes notes for you
- Â whenever the teacher announces that you can choose your partners, he leans over his desk to flick your ear asking, telling âhey be my partner.â
- most study sessions are at his house in his living room since his parents donât trust him to have a girl in his room
- Stan always has flashcards and his textbooks are always labeled with sticky notes which makes studying with him super easy
- if youâre reading the textbook silently, heâll just shout random questions that he thinks will be on the test like  " QUICK! whatâs the Stamp Act of 1775?â
- âAHHHH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE LET ME THINK!â
-â Wrong answer.â
- You two love using big words around the other loserâs to try and seem smarter, even if you have no idea what the word even means
- â Quit being so hematopoietic all the time Richie"
-â Â Cut him some slack Stan, he canât help but feel ceruminous all the time.â
- âOkay what the hell does that even mean?â
- The only time you ever saw Stan cry was because of how much he hated Chemistry and he then proceeded to throw his textbook at the wall
- but you were always there to comfort him as best as you could with your chemistry jokes
- âhey Stan, what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean oh acid!!! Get it like amino ac-â
-9/10 times Stan would never laugh but he would at least give a small smile or stop pacing the room and pick up his book
-speaking of books, BOY did you get along with Ben Hanscom
- when you first saw his room, you were in awe of all the news clippings and articles scattered along his wall
- he was so happy when you asked about what other things he thought were interesting, causing him to pull a box of conspiracy theories from his closet
- you two spent a whole month reading theories about the death of Marilyn Monroe, the JFK assassination, and the moon landing
- while most of your theories made sense, you two would always debate on whether or not Aliens were realÂ
- âIf Aliens are real how come weâve never seen one? The closest flying saucer I ever saw was the plate that Stan threw in his house.â
â There are UFO sightings all across America! Do you think those people just made those stories up?â
- â YES! I think thatâs exactly what theyâre doing!â
- other than that, you two would always get along since you both shared a love of reading
- you two would always recommend and exchange books and you had days where you both would go to the library and just read quietly
- he always made you bookmarks out of old newspapers or tree bark
- long story short you two always have something to talk about and youâre glad someone enjoys reading as much as you
- next on the list is my boi Eddie and donât be fooled this boy has amazing taste in music
- everyone thinks Richie has the best playlists but thatâs only because Eddie recommends the songs to him
- you and Eddie share the same type of music, he said you are his âmusic soulmateâ
- when he found out you were going on a weekend road trip, he made you a mixtape with songs he thought would keep you awake
- you never went into Eddieâs house since his mom is pretty strict about girls and who he hangs out with so you two just jam out at your house
- no one knows Eddieâs big secret: BOY can he dance, he has so much rhythm in his bones but if you ever told anyone he would kill you
- the only person who knows is you and Bill since Bill catches you and Eddie dancing through the window
- you arenât a big dancer but when youâre around Eddie, you dance like thereâs not a care in the world
- some days you two will lay on the ground side by side and go through the âsad daysâ mixtape that he made when he was feeling down
- other days would be the âDance it Outâ playlist where you would grab his hand and dance around your room, jumping on the bed and acting like a bunch of hyper kids
- when youâre walking to class in the morning, youâll feel a pair of headphones go over your ears
- âY/N you HAVE to listen to this song! Tell me this isnât the best song ever!â
- âAfrica by Toto? Are you serious?â
- if weâre on the subject of Africa by Toto, letâs talk about you and Richie
-itâs not surprising that Richie hit on you when Bill introduced the two of you but the big surprise was how quickly you two got along
- whenever he wants to watch a movie heâll beg his dad for money and take you to the theatre where you two make comments about the movie and throw popcorn at each other
- however, when you two watched I Was A Teenage Werewolf, Richie clung onto your arm and tried to crack jokes to lighten the mood
- âHey gov'nor! I didnât know you were the lead role in this movie! Youâre acting is phenomenal Y/N!â
- âBeep Beep Richie.â
- you loved dragging him to horror movies and you can bet when Jaws (1975) came out, he avoided jumping into the Quarry for a whole two weeks, no matter how many times Stan told him âSharks canât get into the Quarryâ
- even though Richie is such a huge flirt, youâre definitely his wingwoman and vice versa
- when a classmate had a crush on the famous Trashmouth, Richie begged you to put in a good word for him
- it was going well until he told you of the attempted date he had
- âWait! You told their dad âthe only hot thing I put in my mouth is hot sauce, peppers and [Classmateâs name]?!?!â
- â Should I have said your name instead honey?â
- but no matter how annoying Richie can be, heâs still one of your closest friends
- You were always busy with school but you made it a point to bring lunch to Mike everyday on the weekends at the farm
- you didnât get to see Mike much since he was always telling you he was busy doing chores but you decided to volunteer and help him around the farm
- it took a little bit of convincing but he accepted your help
- one day you two had to clean the barn and move some of the machinery out to make room for more animals
- bonus Mike Outfit which is ACTUALLY CANON: Mike shows up in corduroys, a white tee shirt and black high-topped Keds
- Some of the machinery was hard to lift by yourself so you would ask Mike to help you
- â I swear Hanlon, after all of this heavy lifting I better be as ripped as you!â
- after a hard days work, you two would sit on the grass and eat your late lunch, staring at the field and horizon as the sun went down
- your discussions were always deep and about the future, you envied how Mike knew exactly what he wanted to do with his life while you had no clue
- Mike always comforted you, telling you that you had so much time to decide what you wanted to do and that thereâs no point in worrying about the future when youâre still young
- âY/N, youâre smart, I know youâll figure it out someday but you shouldnât worry about how much money youâre going to make or who youâre going to fall in love with. Just live in the moment and live day by day you know?â
- â You always know what to say, you big nerd.â
- Â Mike was always grateful for your help and presence since he knew how tired you always were after helping him out
- but you were even more grateful for having him in your life
-Last but not least is your girl Beverly who you were close to for obvious reasons
- you two were always surrounded by the loserâs club and you both would share a sigh or a groan when the boys said something incredibly stupid
- â Iâm losing brain cells being around so much testosterone, you wanna blow this popsicle stand?â
- you could always go to Beverly to talk to her about boy troubles and when she and Bill shared a kiss, you were the only person she told
- but you two didnât always talk about boys, it seemed that there was no limit to what you two would talk about whether it be home life, the terrible thing called puberty, funny events that happened at school etc.
- one day, the boys were going to the Quarry and you were cramping so Bev decided to take you to get ice cream and you both walked around town the whole day laughing and cracking jokes
- your style was pretty different from Bevâs so it was always interesting when you would borrow clothes from her closet and vice versa
- the only person who noticed the outfit swap was Stan and it annoyed him because he thought his mind was playing tricks on him since âI just saw Beverly wearing that yesterdayâŠâ
- you love every single member of the loserâs club with all of your heart and while some days you love one of them more than the others, each of them have a special place in your life
- even if they annoy the living crap out of you sometimes
- *cough cough* Richie Tozier
-nonetheless, you couldnât ask for a better group of friends
#it 2017#Bill Denbrough#stan uris#eddie kasprak#mike hanlon#ben hanscom#richie tozier#beverly marsh#the losers club#it headcanons#bill denbrough x reader#stan uris x reader#Eddie kasprak x reader#mike hanlon x reader#Ben hanscom x reader#richie tozier x reader#Beverly marsh x reader
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