#pls don't crucify me

[merpdaberp]

Super late to the party. But Hot Take, Beelzebub Should've been a Wolf.

Okay before you ignore this post, please read all of this. It has been bugging me since S1ep8 came out and the whole "controversy". This post is more like me just speaking my thoughts and hearing other peoples opinions. Also, this is not me fixing her design saying that they should change it.

Think of it me just babbling on about stuff.

I'm not gonna lie I never liked Bee's design. I find it under whelming and never really fit with the shows vibe. Honestly I think they could've done more with her design than what they went with in the show.

I think they really missed making her a wolf or a wolf/bee hybrid.

Wolves are a way better symbol of gluttony than foxes. Wolves have historically been seen as gluttonous animals due to their always eating livestock. There's a good article explaining this in greater detail. They also symbolize wrath, and we have seen Bees get angry, so I think it would be a perfect fit.

Also, if you ever watch a nature documentary about them hunting and eating praying animals, it's pretty gruesome. I'm not saying we need to see that happening; I'm just saying how that behavior would fit well with the whole gluttony symbolism.

Also, another thing about wolves is that they are social animals! They hunt in packs and they love to play with each other! Just look up Wolves playing, trust me its really adorable! Like it just fits for the whole party girl vibe and it also fits with here character. As she does care about people. Wolves do take there pack's livelihood very seriously. Also, it would fit well with bees because there also social animals. Like it would make more sense

Another reasons Bee should of been a wolf is that wolves can be really cute.

And can be really scary.

I know people like Bees full demon form. But it never felt intimadting for me. Like imagine wolf Bee full demon form snarling and growling. On top of that with all the bug features, Bee would look fucking scary. Thats just me tho.

Not to mention, dogs are descendent from wolves. So it be a cool detail that Bee made hellhounds and who happens to be part wolf. I know that sounds a bit to realistic but I think it would a neat detail.

Oh and would also really go full circle with Vivs Die Young music video, with Jay Jay. Idk I just find it more sweet.

So yeah, that it.

Thanks for listening to my ted talk.

[mllkymash]

mllkymash likes other ships??????????

[imamfstarboyyy]

silly....

IM ALIVE RAHAHHAAH

anyway have some silly little richie art to apologize for my very long absence...

[inactiveobeymeblog]

⚠️NSFW Ahead⚠️

Another random thought but, what if MC has a thing for Lucifer's thighs and/or legs in general?

I like to imagine that MC would just casually walk up to Lucifer in private and just slap or squeeze a thigh and Lucifer would look at MC like "🤨" but he hides the fact that he actually enjoys it

And he definitely enjoys it when MC pulls him into their lap and just holds him close. But of course that's not all they're going to do

MC would also run their hands up and down his thighs, sometimes getting adventurous and straying towards the inner thighs and Lucifer can't help but be so flustered

And when it comes closer to midnight, MC will worship Lucifer's legs

They'll start kissing up and down his bare skin, watching and enjoying the looks and sounds coming from the demon under them. The way his face gets flushed over time and the way Lucifer get more excited sends MC into a frenzy

Then they would start leaving their marks on him. Biting, sucking, licking, nibbling, you name it. You can bet that Lucifer's legs are going to be littered with bite marks and hickeys after MC's done with him

And when morning comes, Lucifer's thighs are chewed to shit, he's extremely sore, and he's exhausted. But he couldn't be any more happy when he see's MC sleeping so soundly right next to him

Perhaps he might just call for a day off...

[stojanovsk]

the cheesier the destiel edit the better i reckon

(i made this as a joke but my boyfriend insisted that i uploaded it on tiktok so i might as well upload it here too. tiktok: @st0j__)

[ey3dye]

What if Caviar's coat and Capsaicin's cape swap types with each other but still look the same. I can already imagine it; Caviar with a cape and Capsaicin with a coat

ykw I see the vision-

(got too lazy to draw capn's tattoos srry lol)

[gravityjunior]

This daddy at link, apparently:

the scene where Zangan grabs Cloud's waist unprompted actually shut me up i was like oop this fake twink is about to be broken

[1967-shades-of-gray]

Makes me so sad that Beatles fans can be so mean to Monkees fans. Peter Tork did not suck John Lennon's dick for this treatment. 🙄

[charm0nt]

𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 . . . 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙊𝙔𝘼𝙇 𝙁𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙔 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙔.

gillikin country ( often known simply as " gillikin " ) is in the northernmost region of oz. known for its industrial prosperity, it's home to the renowned shiz university. the yellow brick road that leads to the emerald city goes through gillikin, and it also houses beautiful mountains, lush forests, and a bustling railroad system. the gillikinese people are known for their blonde locks, prominent foreheads, and gapped teeth. they often don purple, save for aristocratic families. their loyalty to the royal family and the wizard is strong, as is their respect.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗘𝗡 . . . 𝙅𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙊𝙇𝘿 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙄𝘼 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙔.

gillikinese people are known for their extraordinary blonde locks. the same can be said of JERROLD, who grew up the second of four boys and one girl. he was never expected to be king, but when his brother abruptly passed at the age of twenty - one, the throne fell into jerrold's lap. he was an impressively quick learner and a natural king, and the gillikinese people took fondly to his kindness, grace, and benevolence. DARIA, on the other hand, donned jarring, dark curls. she hailed from winkie country, the daughter of aristocrats there. her marriage to jerrold was arranged by their parents when they were both still teenagers. daria was poised, elegant, and boasted a gentleness to match jerrold's. luckily, their love came as naturally as their ability to rule. she, too, was a warm, welcoming queen, and she had intelligence and political grace to match, often offering her husband advice.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 . . . 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙏 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙀𝘾𝙄𝙇𝙄𝘼 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙔.

CHARMONT is the eldest child of jerrold and daria, and the heir ( and crowned king at fifteen years old ) to the throne. his birth was celebrated across gillikin country, as the king and queen suffered several miscarriages before him. to give birth to a healthy baby boy was about as lucky as they could get. he was dubbed the heir, and he was taught from a young age to one day assume the throne. lessons never quite stuck, however, and he largely preferred self - exploration and adventure to etiquette lessons and politics. like his parents, he's kind and warm, and he seeks genuine connections from life. naturally, he's charming; it's in the name, after all. after the sudden deaths of his parents, charmont was expected to become king at a young age. inexperienced and uninterested, he delegated all responsibility to his paternal aunt, edna. CECILIA ( portrayed by @donohcrm ) is the second born, only a year younger than her brother. though not the heir, she was cherished by her parents all the same. she never had the same pressure as charmont, never expected to inherit any thrones. rather, perhaps she would one day marry into power elsewhere. she was allowed to be a free spirit, expected only to be a lady in the process. the siblings were as close in spirit as they were in age, nearly attached at the hip. though cecilia isn't much younger, charmont assumes the protective older brother role all too naturally. their relationship only strengthens when their parents die, and charmont considers her to be his only genuine friend.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗣𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗥𝗬 𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗧 . . . 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎𝙎 𝙀𝘿𝙉𝘼 𝙤𝙛 𝙂𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙔.

EDNA grew up in the shadows of her older brothers. she wanted power, but she was never destined to get it. she was intelligent and cunning from a young age, ladylike only in appearance. behind closed doors, she was a master manipulator unafraid to resort to bloodshed to attain her goals. on top of that, she was a skilled sorceress, though even madame morrible overlooked her. she always remained close to jerrold, always whispering in the ear that daria wasn't. she loathed daria, but she did so in secret and in passive aggressive smiles. when jerrold and daria passed, she couldn't be more thrilled. charmont was young, much too young to become a king, and entirely uninterested in power. and so she seized the opportunity, offering to hold down the fort until charmont was ready to rule. she doesn't like her niece or nephew, viewing them as mere brats standing in her way. though she conveys kindness, she tilts her nose up at both. she's cold and calculating, and she'll always love the one she's with. while charmont and cecilia are away at shiz university, she rules over gillikin country with an iron fist, plummeting the country deeper into chaos and internal conflict.

[royalthorned]

four recent non-selfie photos

thank u for the tag!! @foursaints

np tags @sommerregenjuniluft @morsmortish @evanorphia @sixlane

[noah-infinity]

me when i'm in a cringe-but-free competition and my opponent is me

uhhhhh gestures. enasona. woohoo

[emerdoodls]

u can't convince me young justice didn't buy tim one of these sweaters (also if u can't read it, it says "I got my spleen removed at claires)

(ft the sweater on pinterest that inspired it)

[joanjettenthusiast]

pray 🙏 dirty house 🏚️

educated 📚 hoe 🚂

employed 💰 broke ☹️

clean pussy 🤤 stank pussy 🤢

loyal 💍 5 kids 🤰

faithful 👼 cheater 😈

[metr0retr0]

tfw you remake your old mc OC after not drawing them for 2 years

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Like . One thing about What Taylor was Going Through when she felt compelled to write "judgemental creeps" and "vipers in empaths clothing" (I'm not going to diagnose her I'm just going off her own words. "It was a mutual manic phase. It was self harm.") is that when someone is experiencing something like that they don't know it's happening while it's happening, so they think they're Right while it's happening, so they think everyone around them is Wrong. People on the outside see things more clearly. People who really care about you will try to help you. To the person who thinks they don't need help, someone offering help is trying to Change them or is judging them or could never understand etc etc. It's not personal. And it doesn't last forever.