#pls can we talk about rudy please

[nevertoforgive]

Ghost this, Soap that, WHAT ABOUT RUDY???? CAN WE PLS TALK ABOUT RUDY????

[bubuslutty]

hc: witch!reader x 141 (+ Ale, Rudy, König, Horangi) as monsters

A monster's high

word count: 1.5k

tags: they/them pronouns, poc friendly, 3rd person pov, proof read by me so sorry for any mistakes, nsfw, fluff

warnings: a bit of body horror

a/n: i initially meant for this to be fluffy but uhhh I guess I'm a whore 🥰 enjoy either way!!! 💙 pls if u wanna see anything pls let me know, cuz I just want more excuses to talk abt monster cod mw2 guys!!

Soap (werewolf):

Johnny has a habit of scenting his witch when they have to go somewhere without him, and he claims it's to keep them safe from other monsters. but does he really need to rub his face all over their tummy and ass??

Johnny's witch takes care of him during his ruts by brewing him teas for his stomach aches. and provides him with their worn clothes so he can have familiar and comforting scents around him when he's rutting.

Soap also likes to hang out with his witch during nights on a full moon, so he can turn and run in the forest. and sometimes they even play catch with him, by throwing a stick and he runs after it, getting it for her, for pets and praises, tail wagging and all.

Ghost (symbiote):

Simon Riley is pretty cool, kind and pleasant to hang out with, Ghost on the other hand is dark in a weirdly attractive way (monster fucker alert). Ghost doesn't really have a form, they're just a mass of black matter that merges and melts into Simon's pores, but also has a voice of its own.

Reader has gotten used to Ghost jumping in on conversations when they're talking with Simon. And has even gotten used to Ghost threathening (flirting) to eat them (??). While Simon always apologises about Ghost, reader hasn't figured out if Ghost wants to eat them literally or sexually.

Reader has also gotten used to walking around Simon's place and being suddenly pulled into a dark corner by a cold tentacle attached to Simon's symbiote. Then asked in a very ominous voice "Can you get orange juice from the corner store? Simon can't, too tired."

Reader shrugs and nods, "Okay." while being held up in the air by dark matter.

"Thank you." Ghost whispers, their voice raising all the hairs in reader's body.

Price (Dragon hybrid):

he can breathe fire, but doesn't allow himself to so he satiates the urge with cigars. Breathing fire is a hazard and can put others around him in danger, and he can accidentally destroy his belongings by allowing the tickle of a flame leave his throat.

But sometimes he slips up, for example when he's balls deep in reader (don't ask me how we got here). They were curious about what it'd be like fucking a dragon hybrid and how can Price say no to those pretty eyes?

It happens when he's about to orgasm, and he feels fire tickle his throat, and when he can't swallow the urge back, he throws his head back and let's out fire escape his lips, blowing it upward so it doesn't catch on anything.

And then when reader realises what he just did, he gets shy about it. Usually he doesn't spit fire when he fucks someone, but reader doesn't need to know that.

Gaz (Crow harpy hybrid):

first of all, Gaz has the prettiest, softest feathers. They're black but Show different colours when lights hit them in different angles. And reader spends a lot of time just admiring them and caressing them while he plays his favourite video game.

And when they accidentally press on the feathers a bit too hard, he jumps and grabs their wrist, "Don't do that again, please."

"Did I hurt you? I'm sorry." Reader apologises

"You didn't, they're just a bit sensitive… That's all." Gaz mumbles and they nod, resuming caressing his feathers in the gentlest way possible as Gaz resumes his game and tries to ignore the tingle at the base of his spine, making him shudder and heat up.

Horangi (Tiger shifter):

at first he scared reader because when they first met him, he was in his tiger form napping in the living room when reader walked in, completely clueless with a bunch of ingredients for a potion in their arms, "I got the-"

They used all of their strenght not to drop everything in their arms because the ingredients are expensive while they stood, facing a sleeping tiger, taking up the whole couch.

The tiger quickly noticed their presence and woke up, lazily blinking and letting out a big yawn, revealing a sharp set of teeth and reader readied themselves to cast a spell if the tiger was to ever attack or try anything.

The tiger kept staring at reader until they got bored and stood up on the couch, and shifted just like that, fur flipped into pink soft skin and bones reshaping themselves in real time.

And so reader was face to face with a naked man in the middle of Soap's living room.

König (eldritch):

König wears a huge diy'ed mask on his head, covering red and black smooth salty skin and tentacles. Sometimes he lets them hang outside the mask, poking and prodding this and that when he's comfortable, but most of the time they're hidden, out of sight.

Reader has yet to figure out where all of his tentacles come from, they know they come from his head, from the area that would be considered his chin and jaw if he had one, like a beard that has a mind of its own.

They've seen peeks of König shirtless a couple of times, but couldn't see any extra limbs or tentacles coming out of his skin, so how earth does he manages to wrap them in huge long tentacles? Where do they come from??

They've asked König of course, but all he did was smile, his eyes shaping half moons, patt their head and walked off without a word.

Alejandro (werewolf):

The only other werewolf in the bunch apart from Johnny. This man has also an obsession with scenting reader after Johnny scented them just to get a rise out of him.

He's territorial of course, very protective and loves to bite and nip at reader when they let him. Be it their hips, waist, tummy or ass, he'll happily sink his teeth in any part of their body as long as they let him.

He's also allergic to wearing clothes when the sun shines, if Alejandro senses that summer is very near, he'll strip to his boxers and hang around in all of his tan and hairy glory.

And reader is only human, when they see him like that, their heart skips a beat and they quickly leave the room Alejandro or otherwise he'll somehow smell them getting aroused.

And Alejandro doesn't even need to smell their arousal to know they're affected, because he can hear their thumping heart when he focuses his hearing.

They also try to avoid him when they've had their back blown by a local resident monster (only Soap's pack tho, no one else or they'll (141 & Co.) have a mental breakdown lmao) because he can smell the cum plugged inside them. and even when they've showered, washed away all traces of sex, he still can smell it underneath all the soap, lotion and body mist. And when he does smell it, he corners them and bullies them into telling him how it went down while they whine and beg him to let them go (they actually love it dw guys, ale would let them go as soon as they express real discomfort)

Rudy (human):

The second human in the pack after reader. While reader is a witch and in tune with the spiritual and supernatural world, Rudy can't feel shit. like nothing at all. everyone might be on edge because they can smell someone's heat and he'd be sitting there absolutely oblivious, at least reader is knowledgeable enough to know the signs of a heat or rut without smelling it.

Reader might be reluctant to go somewhere because they feel like the vibes are off, or the place is cursed and haunted, and Rudy would shrug and go in to retrieve whatever must be retrieved.

Rudy could be checking himself out in a mirror while a spirit would be looking right back at him and reader is just standing there, uncomfortable while he hums and fixes his hair and the spirit is highly confused because how the fuck isn't he being seen by the dumb very handsome human?

He's the type of guy who'd brush off any attempt at scaring him or cursing him without a second thought, a witch would try to curse him by planting a little pouch under his door matt and Rudy would absolutely have no idea and would never step on the matt at his doorstep because his legs are long and he never needed to step on it in the first place, he even has another one inside his house as well, it's just there to look nice really, so the curse never took effect in the first place until reader shows up and hisses in disgust, immediately finding the pouch for Rudy and throwing it away.

Even when a demon is actively trying to cause him nightmares, Rudy doesn't even notice because every night our boy passes out on werewolf knot, brain melted out of his ears, he barely has the energy to open one eye so it's impossible for his brain to conjure up dreams or be active enough so the demon can plant nightmares into his head.

I imagine Rudy getting his organs rearranged in the nastiest way possible while the invisible demon is just standing there like 🧍‍♀️😐 waiting for Rudy and the werewolf, who is probably Ale to be done so he can give him nightmares.

He's our unbothered King and I love him very much.

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[callofdudes]

✨COD as text messages✨ (incorrect quotes)

(may or may not scar you)

Soap: I need to go to the hospital.

Gaz: Why?

Soap: Everytime I close my eyes I can't see!

Gaz: Idiot.

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Rudy: Wanna come over? No one's home 😏

Alejandro: Be there in a few minutes 😍

Rudy: K

Alejandro: I'm here where are you?

Rudy: I told you no one is home

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Price: Hey do you have any condoms I could use? I really need one for tonight.

Soap: Captain?! WTF!! Do you realize who you just texted?

Price: Ya I know that I texted you son. And I also know that you have some. I need one is that ok? I don't want to make the same mistake again.

Soap: Is the mistake me?

Price: ...

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Gaz: Dude what is your street name?

Soap: Lil Marco

Gaz: You live on a street called Lil Marco?

Soap: Ohhhh you meant my address?

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Alejandro: How do you spell 'me'?

Rudy: ummm... M and E

Alejandro: You forgot the D

Rudy: There's no D in me...

Alejandro: ...I can fix that

Rudy: I'm blocking you

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Nikolai: How was Price's surprise party?

Soap: it was great! We scared the cum out of him!!

Nikolai: Soap that's not funny.

Soap: omg! I'm so sorry I meant cum

Soap: NOOOO! I meant we scared the *CRAP out of Price!

Nikolai: ok because the other ones my job :)

Soap: ...

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Alex: Dude how drunk was I last night?

Gaz: Well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose.....

Alex: Then what happened?

Gaz: You were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming "ITS GETTING AWAY ITS GETTING AWAY!!!!!!"

Alex: I hate you more then words can express....

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Soap: Simon there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Soap: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry

Soap: Simon

Soap: Ghost!

Ghost: Ghost is dead. You're next. Love, Moth

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Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Price: In a meeting

Laswell: Are you in a meeting?

Price: No, why?

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Soap: You're so beautiful.

Soap: Let me take you out. I wanna get you a table at Liv

Soap: Boy I wanna write a song about us

Soap: What u want me to call it?

Ghost: Restraining Order

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Alex: What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?

Gaz: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Alex: OK, I will ask Farah

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Price: How is practice going?

Ghost: Terrible I want to stab everybody here

Price: Okay just don't get any blood on your clothes

Ghost: You're a military captain you shouldn't be codoning this

Price: Don't tell me how to live my life

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Soap: Dude

Soap: Buttholes are like pockets

Soap: Like you can store stuff up there

Soap: And keep it safe

Gaz: no they are not

Gaz: do not do that

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Soap: Hey

Ghost: Hey

Soap: How are you

Ghost: I am fine. How about you?

Soap: I've been better

Soap: I'm actually really surprised you texted me

Ghost: You texted me

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Price: Hi babe, what are you doing?

Nikolai: Nothing much, 'em really tired. Just going to sleep now babe. And you?

Price: In the club standing behind you

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Gaz: So, I hear you like bad boys

Alex: Yea

Gaz: Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything but my bedtime is 7:00, but I go to bed a 7:02!! WHAT NOW!!

Alex: IS THAT EVEN LEGAL???

Gaz: Idk, I just like living dangerously

Alex: MARRY ME!!!!

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Soap: How could you?? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!

Soap: Oh, sorry Simon That was meant for (guy)

Ghost: Oh.

Ghost: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

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Nikolai: You got a letter.

Price: Ok.

Nikolai: From the bank, I think.

Price: Ok.

Nikolai: Tasted important.

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Ghost: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Soap: Isn't Gaz there?

Ghost: Yes, but I like you more.

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I don't know where this idea came from. I found a few funny screenshots that made me think of these guys so I went down a rabbit hole to make these. I'm sorry for any trauma these may have caused 😂. Let me know if you want to see more!

[hardlypartying]

S4E6 spoilers (in pretty much chronological order)

Okay right off the bat— I’m not loving this rando potentially being JJs real dad. If they wanted to do this storyline I feel like it would’ve been way more fucked up if it were Luke manipulating him/maybe telling the truth about him being a kook. And to make it hurt more he could’ve played into JJs obvious guilt and made him an accomplice in this by telling him about an “inheritance”. We see how loyal JJ is to any family he forges so it would’ve been a cool thing to see how far he’s willing to go. Just don’t understand why they brought Ward 2.0 to maybe be his real dad, it’s way too convoluted. Maybe it’ll make sense later (doubt it).

Sarah walking John B through her theory so he can reach the same conclusion as her… I love them sm <3 This was very early Jarah of them, the mysteries and uncovering it :))

Happy that JJ is finally opening up to Kie! Progress!! Hate how he’s not sharing it with the rest of the group and now looks like he’s been slacking 😭 they need to give him a break, he’s been going through ittt

🔊🔊🔊

Kiara saying Rafe’s name was a jumpscare—I really did not expect that! She never acknowledges him lmao I was so shocked that scene actually exists for her haha, part of me thought she’d just ignore that whole thing but let’s fucking goooooooooo.

So funny to me that for someone who pulled out the knife and was all >:( at him… she’s still relaying the message hehehehe. Is that a little crack I see in her hmmm 🤨 she’s soft launching a potential alliance hmmm 🤔

“Rafe Cameron, CEO” PLEASEEE HES SO PRECIOUS. BUSINESS CARD AND EVERYTHING HES TRYING SO HARD TO BE A SERIOUS GUY LIKE YOUR LINKEDIN IS ENOUGH KING

Sofia side plot with Hollis 😎 love to see it!! Idec if they’re scamming, let them!

RAFE WITH SARAH 😭 MY HEART. He’s so broken he has no idea how to apologize to her. This is such a mess. His love language is so acts of service, he’s trying to bury his guilt by bringing Sarah into this deal as a show of his trust. Maybe that’s mutually exclusive to him, trust being an act of apology. But Sarah is so scared of being there, the part where she flinches when he hits the desk :(( she really just wants an apology. Rafe’s coming at it from a Ward angle and she just wants her brother.

Stop the music. The gold cross was gold plated?! I’m pretty sure they said it was solid gold in s2. PLEASE WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKING BROKE AFTER ALL THE SHIT THEY DID. Rose was the real mvp in all this wow.

Love to see the Pogues getting together and spreading the word abt this bullshit zoning. Super important to mobilize their community for this, and it’ll get them the pay off they want— more voices and support = less the “officials” can do whatever the fuck they want shrouded behind laws that protect them. Love how Kie and Pope’s parents sat with them; but at the same time it breaks my heart to see this— how distant they are from them. At least there’s some effort being put now.

Anyway that riot was necessary. Also JJ is so goneeee, the way the camera keeps lingering on him and his relationship with everyone is shown 😬 It’s giving season 3 of the OC when that happened. But maybe it’s a misdirect 🤞 everyone helping JJ get away was so :’) <3 Anyway Rudy’s acting was amazing here! He’s such a full body actor, always using up the space he’s in— super compelling to watch!

Pls he’s in goblin mode and it’s sending me. Talking to himself. Tearing shit up. Welcome back JJ Maybank but also, it’s so heartbreaking to see him deal with this identity crisis that he might be a full kook when being a pogue is all he’s ever had. Idk I think he needs to pick up meditation or smth his mind is a wicked place for him to be in 24/7. He’s so hard on himself. Doesn’t help that he’s villainized by everyone and if they’re not making him the bad guy, they’re pitying him.

If he actually dies this season I’m gonna be pissed actually. Like this is no way to go 😭 I’m gonna be even more pissed off at Rudy for not being able to handle a fan-serviced ship to do this to JJ. If he’s alive and well by the end of the season I’m gonna be annoyed that I spent so much time stressing out.

Come on, the utinsels in the microwave?? He’s a pogue through and through 🫡

Pope taking the bullet (so to speak) for JJ 😭 brooooo it’s literally them in season one with JJ taking the fall for Pope after sinking Topper’s boat. I’m sick. This is sick.

Rafe is so smart but he’s gotten so bad at trusting his instincts now— I think he’s too nervous about trusting any part of himself that gets a little too crazy after his s1&2 arc. Maybe he’s taken up meditation.

“If you’re screwing me, I’ll come after you” 😎 tell himmmm 🗣️ the best part is that this guy has no idea how fr Rafe is. He’s such a vengeful person, no way he’s gonna screw him over and get away with it. Ugh love this bc it’s really setting up the Pogues + Rafe arc I know is coming. Foaming at the mouth for it. They need someone like him in their group to be the #realist and play bad cop bc they’re all WAYYY too loosey goosey. The pogues have a pocket full of dreams while Rafe’s got a pocket full of cash.

Also where tf is Barry?! Is he not a part of this season at all? I swear to god I feel his absence so bad it’s giving me war flashbacks to watching succession and lighting a weekly candle to see stewy on my screen :’( maybe it’s just the silver spoons story in me and I want to see more of them being crafty little cockroaches

Rafe waving at JJ is so…. More of that pls. I want him to be a little cocky and a dickhead to the Pogues 😋

TLDR; This got away from me and became more of a JJ review than a riara review, sorry! I hope this crumb of riara wasn’t what everyone was going crazy for!! If it is, I’m going to keep thinking about how she’s lowkey encouraging Sarah to reunite with Rafe (kinda just for money) but still, a win is a win. She wouldn’t send Sarah to see Rafe if she didn’t think he was a safe person to be around. That says more to me than the little knife scene earlier hehe. She acts like she’s terrified but then tells her best friend btw your brother came around, yeah the one we all hate and I pulled a knife on him you should go see him to check if he can help us out. Careful Kie :) you’re getting soft for Rafe

Either way I’m livingggg bc she acknowledged him 🥰 without as much venom as she usually has 🥰 #progress

I’m gonna watch the next two episodes tomorrow! It’s going slow because I’m watching it with someone and have to wait for them 👹👹👺

[yourwolfmuzzle]

This episode was...not okay.

I have so many problems with a lot of thing in this episode, but i kinda dont want just rant there too much (i get back into tumblr to post my stuff and not for this?? :”D).

I rewatch this episode multiple times and i still thinking that this episode is “shock content for shock content (and fanservice because OH BOI WE NEED ONE TO MAKE VOLUME 10 HAPPENS) because people love edgy drama” and again im love edgy dark bloody stuff but this was mine “hello wtf and why”. I love my dark stories and i love when characters falls for one reason and another. This is no about “never do this” its about “you can do better and not just shock stuff”.

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Listen. Its hard to trigger me with blood or with killing someone. But for a love of god, WHY not put AT LEAST “contains suicidal themes”? You didnt spoiler anything (especially since episode already did You already did stuff like this in volume 8 with Penny! EVEN if you dont think that because “oh she still alive and tree will bring her back” - Rudy is still pretty suicidal with this whole “i dont want to be me anymore” and she did “drink forever tea”.

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No matter if the tree will make “a new person” (just hardcore reset, dead, that on paper sound unique ngl - but again, you can do this without suicide), reset her depression into “oh wow i want to fight again! C:” (no development into Ruby emotions which is very sad because it was one of the most interesting parts of this season for me) or bring her back to home (...gen:lock s2, when everybody basicly “dissolved themself” to safe the world, but there is “do this to yourself so you can fix one of the problems!”) or even evil!Rudy (which is..sound like a cool idea for me personally, but you can do this without commit “tea party” u know?) or EVEN Summer Rose transformation (...YEAH UH THANK NO?) - this whole episode left a bad taste in my mouth.

Was wishing to see how Rudy can “fall so low and painfully and then get up slowly to keep fighting” or “run away from problems and everyone, reaching the lowest point, but stand up again”. By “falling so low” i didnt mean “metaphorical suicide for good thing” for fuck sake!

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Also pls can people stop use excuse “they are shocked!”, there was 20+ seconds after they got in Neo house and all they did was stand a little closer to her and watch her drink tea with NEO NEAR THEM. This is not the first time when “they was in shock” was using for argument. I dont even ask them to success to help Rudy, but they didnt even try to do something, and that make this whole episode even worst. (i have a small theory that in first drafts they were not in this scene or WAS but after Rudy “fall”. But because they want to make this dramatic, like OHH SHE DID THIS INFRON OF HER TEAM OHHHHH they decide to put them in the final script and didnt have time to polish this idea? Or they will use “bu-but this is animation error!” again?)

And i will not talk about Yang stuff, all this “she dont know/have hard time to real emotions” please did people sleep volume 4 with volume 3 ending? You tell me that after she was in depression she didnt “tried to compare” why Rudy didnt talk to her?

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Do u just love, when you think antagonist, who in series for pretty long time (even if we will not count volumes, whe she was “dead”) who was just assistant for other bad guys, finally will be main villain...only to find out that ACTUALLY she is not main evil girl - but this brand new character who is TWISTED VILLAIN? I know, there is still a chance that evil!Rudy can happens and she will be kinda main “bad guy” for final episodes but...yeah. I didnt think they will have “gray morally character” because they have REALLY hard time to write one like this

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I guess the only thing i did like-like is “the fanservice” with characters, who i love to see again but its impossible because...they dead or in real world (or they can be there, but not because Neo semblance, but this is absolutely different script...), or characters who dont even have maya models. Like...i will not lie, okay? I lost my SHIT when i saw spoilers because OHOHOH ROMAN OHOHOH PYRRHA OHOHOH CLOVER AND IRONWOOD AND A LITTLE BIT OZPIN (i know we already saw his maya model, but he was active only in openings). Like good for uuuu using characters who is not longer there to make fanservice (even know...there is no reasons for Lionheart and Clover to be there outside of...symbolism maybe? Also NOOO dont transform Clover into Qrow, whyyyyy pain again). Wish that what Ironwood said was something, that main cast finally (or writers) analyse more, because rn i feel like its will be “Oh its was Neo manipulate Rudy AND Ironwood was a baaad guy, so who cares?”. Like the fact that Rudy shout at Little and then was aggressive with Neo-Roman. Absolutely love the beginning of the scene where Rudy “Im sorry, i dont want to be me anymore” and Curious Cat starts to calm her down. For a seconds i was hoping there will be calming scene after such a breakdown. Something soft. But oh well, only in my dreams.

[revasserium]

rain what are the best books you’ve read since you’ve been away?

*cracks knuckles* oh my sweetest of baby jesuses nonnie, from wheremst do i even stART LOL. well -- i read about 99 books in the calendar year of 2022 alone (some were re-reads, but most weren't), though to be fair, i'd set that goal for myself at the beginning of the year. so i'm gonna pick from that subset + the about 20ish books i've read this year, sound good? alrighty, let's go.

fantasy - wayward children series by seanan mcguire

this is probably my new favorite book series. period. like. i'm trying to think of other series that i've read that i want to shove down other ppls throats as vehemently as i do this series and... it doesn't exist. the lyricism in the prose is just *chefs kiss*!!! they're novellas (about 150pages each!), and there are a ton of them, so i just devoured like the entire series in a single week. pls PLS give this a try!

fiction - a secret history by donna tart

not that i need to tout this book any more than it already has been on tumblr but. it created the entire dark academia movement and is still one of the cornerstones of my personal literary canon; like oH bOY can tart write a fuCKING SENTENCE. this was a re-read, cause i originally read it in like 2015, loved it, and then didn't re-read it again, but i did last year and i want to tattoo this entire book into my bones. this is the kind of writing to which i aspire on the DAILY

short stories - her body and other parties by carmen maria machado

again, i feel like this book has been talked about by everyone and their mother and pLEASE DEAR GOD read the trigger warnings!!! they are there for a REASON! but again, gorgeous writing, INSANE exploration of the female body (and the shit that owners of said bodies have to deal with), gender, sexuality, queerness, and general mind-boggling weirdness.

nonfiction - on writers and writing by margaret attwood

one of the greatest writers of our age, writing about her favorite writers and their favorite writings. what more could you ask for??? not much TBH. and add to that atwood's signature like dry humor and voice and just sldkfjaosidj also, this expanded my tbr by like 30 books cause she quotes SUCH GOOD STUFF at the beginning of each chapter!! and it's a short read - it just puts the art and tedium and magic and mundane of writing into such good perspective??? amazing 100/10, 5 stars on yelp, 3 michelin stars.

poetry - i'll fly away by rudy francisco

ppl who have been here since 3 years ago know that i am a rudy stan. i stan his slam poetry, his written poetry, him as a human being. this is def a more "political" collection than helium (also a fucking bANGER), but i still savored every single word. i love it. i love him.

honorary mentions:

the night circus by erin morgenstern

ninth house & hell bent by leigh bardugo

the house on the cerulean sea by tj klune

red winter series by annette marie

mythos, heros, and troy by stephen fry

if we were villains by ml rio

where the crawdads sing by deliah owens

a lesson in vengeance by victoria lee

evelyn hugo & daisy jones & carrie soto by taylor jenkins reid

grief is the thing with feathers by max porter

rebecca by daphne du maurier

bunny by mona awad

[allthedamnlove]

omg i love that you can talk about drewfiona & rafesofia for hours lmao bc same! i hate how the riaras (yuck) on twitter shit on sofia sm and say her and rafe had nothing and that she was filler like pls don’t piss me off…they literally had more chemistry than anyone else. that proposal scene itself was greater than every romantic scene combined. and they’re both such GOOD actors. they just didn’t have a fleshed out plot line which we can blame the writers for, but if they had the screen time and the material they would literally be the most talked about thing in the whole show. meanwhile kiara’s character only knows one real facial expression and it’s the pissed off face she makes all the time #nooffense anyways idgaf, i hope sofia and rafe end up together and married and i hope we get drew and fiona press next season. i need to see those sweetie pies interacting moreee!

This is a biggg answer so ill put this down

first of all THANK YOU for the compliment. It is going to be a tough year waiting for obx and then RIARAS DRONING IN OUR EARS with a chainsaw talking about muh "enemies to lovers" trope while its clear that jj would probably come back alive, skin rafe and put him on the coffin rather than see kie and rafe. So any support for sofia is great

Oh both of them were amazing this season even tho they had like six scenes LIKE WHAT IS THIS, SOVIET RUSSIA can you please give me more I am starving here. But obviously since "sofia is a filler charcter' her own story and rafes and sof's relationship dont matter . i wish obx was shot in the 2000s then every season would have 23 eps and we would get such an amazing storyline. And you're so true, even with the minimal scenes their edits in insta and twt are going on fire. clearly some people who dont like fun are like "oh i dont like sofia" well I LOVE HER so move tf on and enjoy. People are clearly getting the agenda buttt some idiots are ruining it for us butt jiaras would literally hang jpates so i dont think fanservice will come in next season. They literally want rafe to be dead rather than with kie and they are pissed as hell abt jj so nope i hope to god that shit doesn't happen. I feel like next summer or autumn they may start shooting (idk tbh) so if we could just see on bts if fiona will be there, we will know for sure that sofia's story is not over.

I am honestly so sad for jiaras situation like they were so cute from s1 till s4 pt 1 like rudy leaving along with the entire drama kinda completely ruined jiara and its so sad cuz they have and HAD SO much potential like they COULD HAVE KISSED IN SO MANY SCENES. The scene when jj and sarah reunite with the rest of the gang should have also had a jj and kie reunion scene that would have ATE and also what the fuck was that ending, his own dad killing him that's so fucking tragic. That shit made ward and john sr the father of the series who both are ASSHOLES btw. Culimination of all that, madison and rudy just let go of professionalism and didn't provide the audience what they deserve. so that ended up kie looking like shes pissed off at jj; even when jj told his lifes been a lie she was...ok...like girl my bb sofia sounded more concerned when rafe called her in morocco. when compared to that with rafe literally proposing to sofia when rafes probably 23 and shes like probs 21 like OH HE WANTS HER BAD. jj didn't even properly kiss her LIKE THATS DIABOLICAL and they come for sofia being bland...like look in the mirror. Thats why psycho ship fans feel like they will get ri*ra like rafe actually was "amicable" key word "amicable" to her but again she had a knife on her back when he approached and rafe still kinda loathes her soooo.

I feel that they dont even watch the same series like jj and kie has been loving each other FOR YEARS loca and their delusional ass thinks that just because rafe threw some smouldering looks doesn't mean that kie is going to jump him and its very very disrespectful to kie that they want them together tbh.

Now....lets talk about it....I MEAN AGAIN THAT PROPOSAL SCENE CHILLSSSS. I hate that tiktok is a cesspool mostly filled with mentally weird people who are just liking riara edits when THERE IS LITERALLY A GODDAMN POWER COUPLE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON. I mean I loved all the ship chem this season; jarah blew me away and as usual we love cleopope in this fam but RAFE was actually making moves EXCEPT THAT FUCKASS SCENE like buying a property for her and marrying her LIKE THAT IS A FUTURE WIFE GUY. And AGAIN UGHH THE CHEMISTRY WAS CHEMISTRYING AND I HATE THAT I DIDNT GET ENOUGH SCENES. I would literally fall on my knees if I can get that enduro scene where rafe carries sofia BRIDAL STYLE like CALM DOWN. Buttt people say that its actually BTS which means DOUBLE DEATH LIKE HUH WHY DID THAT HAPPEN. Trust me, if only sofia was written by a woman instead of a m*n, we would have gotten so much more. Also a lot of self insert fics make sofia look like the bad guy NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT like obvio the yn is the heroine but like it just irks me that's all; that's just my personal opinion. And only very handful writers, not including the Brazilian Portuguese Rofia AUs (btw are amazing and you guys should totally check it out; i just google translate and read them.) there is not much fanfic or discourse abt them on ao3 or tumble again is kinda sad. I have mapped out a story for them butt i am kinda busy with my life rn even tho my brain and attention span is fried; so i cant be able to write it right now but i am for sure writing it cuz I'm sick and tired of the showrunners ruining the top tier potential that rafe and sofia have

I remember me and the approx 20 people in this app speculating abt whats going to happen in pt 2 after oct regarding rofia. I mean I thought the truth would come out and it will be messy so I THOUGHT I WAS READY to process it. BUT THEN BOOM RAFE PROPOSED

RAFE PROPOSED LIKE WHAT

I remember LITERALLY HOLLERING and screaming WOOOHOOO when he proposed. OH IT WAS EVERYTHING, some people say it was half baked like....whatever girl. the fact that man thought of marrying her itself is like HUH. I thought we'll get like a "i love you" confession BUT NEVER A FUCKING ENGAGEMENT SCENE. So Jpates your beatings will be less for that one reason.

And the way they kissed THREE TIMES BITCH I WAS UPPPP. Him close to crying like SOFIA YOU DID IT GIRL YOU DID IT. He clearly loves her like a lot and I hate that his INSECURE ASS would just break it up IN MOROCCO OVER A GUY WHOS CLEARLY A CON. AND THE WORST PART IS MY GIRL WAS SO HEARTBROKEN LIKE THAT SHOT OF HER JUST DROPPING THE PHONE. SOMEONE HOLD MY BABY SHE DOESNT DESERVE THIS. He straight up said "DONE" like mfer talk it out, acting LIKE HE JUST DIDNT CUT SOFIA OFF WHILE SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT SHE MADE A MISTAKE (again warranted cuz rafe is an insecure ass and deserves that whooping, treating the love of your life like that DUSTY BEHAVIOUR).

Everyone says that drew has chemistry with everyone...i kinda disagree. I watched The Other Zoey and as much as i liked it the chemistry between Katherine and drew was not hitting at all. And the background score was not it at all, I was actually fast forwarding for all the romantic scenes with music cuz that was just tacky. And i feel like the final kiss was like...meh. I love the character Zach tho, he is so fuckng cute but I feel like the art direction and the overall aesthetic and the chemistry was not up to the mark. I was expecting more like"to all the boys i loved before" level cuteness but nope it was...ok ig. Compared to that, fiona and drew seem so intense on obx like the banter and the sexual tension is very palpable between sofia and rafe. even in scenes like the one second WHERE SOF PUTS HER HEAD ON RAFES SHOULDER like I felt that chemistry was chemistryfying.

I can talk about them for eons I am not even kidding. I love them smmm. THANK YOU FOR THE ASK

[collecting-stories]

Rain - JJ Maybank

Request: hello💛may i request jj x reader, they are bestfriend’s and lately jj has been seeing reader in a completely different way and he doesn’t know why? like he‘d get mad at the boys interested in her and whenever rafe or topper tries to hit on reader it always ends in a fight? maybe he abruptly kisses her one day and then does he realise he’s inlove with her? FLUFF & A JEALOUS JJ PLS😭❤️

Request: could you do a jj fic with a rain kiss? i don’t really have a plot in mind but maybe one where they’re arguing in the rain or something💖

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JJ sat on his board, ignoring the growing waves and Pope telling him to hurry up and paddle the rest of the way out to surf. He was too far away to hear anything you were saying but he was close enough to see you, standing there with your board, talking to Topper at the edge of the water. He squinted against the sun, trying to get a better look at your face as stood there. Were you smiling or was he imagining that? Did you like Topper? You had never mentioned anything about the kook to any of them, unless you just hadn’t mentioned it to him.  

Pope called JJ’s name again and he waved his other friend off, still trying to decipher what was going on with you and Topper on the beach. He would never admit it out loud but lately JJ had been feeling different about you. It wasn’t just some lust fueled, empty flirting. It was more than that. He couldn’t explain it and he’d definitely never felt like it before but he couldn’t sit there and watch you flirt with Topper. He paddled back toward the shoreline, getting off his board when he was close enough and walking to where you and Topper were talking.  

“Hey.”

You looked surprised to see him when your eyes met his but you recovered pretty quickly, “hey, what’s up?” You asked.  

“Thought you were coming out...it’s gonna storm soon.” JJ pointed out. You and Pope had been talking about going out to catch waves all week and there was finally a break in what felt like seven days straight of rain.  

“Yeah, I will, I’m just...” you looked back at Topper, still standing there. He raised his eyebrows in question, “I’ll be right there I’m talking to Topper.”

“Yeah...about what?”

“What?” You asked.

“What are you talking about?”

“How about, none of your business?” Topper commented, glaring at him.  

“How about you get the fuck off our side of the beach.” JJ said, stepping forward. You were quick to get between them, holding a hand out to JJ to stop him from coming any closer. Everything had been fine two minutes ago before he decided to come back to shore.  

“I’ll be right out J,” you said, “just go.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“Please.”

“She told you to leave.” Topper cut in.  

“Seriously,” you rolled your eyes, “I got it.”  

“I can’t believe you’re seriously choosing him over me.” JJ said.  

You clenched your fists, trying not to lose your cool right here on the beach in front of Topper. This was the same bullshit that JJ had been pulling for weeks now. Interrupting any conversation that you tried to have with anyone that wasn’t him. He’d been antsy and unusually clingy just the other day when you were hanging outside the Chateau with John B. Now he was embarrassing you in front of Topper.  

“Can you not do this right now?” You practically begged before turning back to Topper, “I’ll talk to you later?”

“Text me.” He replied, nodding. He glared at JJ one last time before heading off down the beach, away from both of you. If only you could have gone with him.  

“What the hell is your problem JJ?” You laid your board down and started to gather the rest of your stuff. Shorts, sandals, shirt, all went in your bag.  

“My problem? You’ve been bitching all week about going out to surf and we finally get a few good hours and you waste them standing around on the shore twirling your hair and flirting with Topper.”  

“Fuck you! I’m allowed to talk, and yes flirt, with whoever the hell I want to.” You snapped.  

“Topper though? Get some fucking standards.” He replied, dropping his board down beside yours and grabbing your bag before you could finish packing it.

“Give me that back!”

“No!” He held it away from you when you tried to reach for it, “I’m trying to talk to you and you’re standing here packing up so you can run away.”

“Run away? You’re so fucking dramatic JJ! I’m leaving because you’re being a dick and you ruined  my entire afternoon.”

“Oh sorry you didn’t get to suck his-”  

You slapped JJ, hands immediately covering your mouth, eyes wide as you stared at him. You knew about Luke and you’d always been carefully of the way you acted around JJ. You’d never so much as jokingly nudged him.  

“Oh my god...J-”

JJ shook his head, holding his hand up. “I was out of line.” He replied. The moment he heard the words coming out of his mouth he knew he had taken his anger too far. He wasn’t surprised you’d slapped him, he wanted to hit himself too. He was being stupid and he knew but he didn’t know how to fix it.

“I shouldn’t have-”

“It’s okay.” He insisted.  

“I wasn’t flirting with Topper.” You clarified, “I didn’t deserve the accusation but I wasn’t flirting.”

“You were just out here talking to him and I saw you and-”

“I can’t just not talk to people because you don’t want me to...I get the whole kook pogue thing but I’m allowed to talk to whoever I want, without some six degrees from you.” You replied. You hadn’t meant to slap him but you weren’t going to let him get away with his behavior because of that.

“It’s not a kook pogue thing.” He looked away for a moment as a drop of rain hit his cheek. You looked up as it started to rain again, the umpteenth time this week. As you turned your attention back to JJ you saw Pope coming in out of the corner of your eye. At least someone got to enjoy a few waves.  

“Then what is it, because I’m so sick of this shit with you JJ. It’s every party, every beach trip.” You said. “I can’t talk to anyone without you right there. I don’t get it.”

“I just-” JJ let out a breath, frustrated with himself mostly. He was terrible with words as it was but he felt like he was incapable of just explaining to you what was the matter. Why couldn’t he just tell you that he liked you?  

“What?” You asked, “you just what?”

“I just-” He tried again, the rain overhead getting worse as he pushed wet hair out of his eyes. Without warning he leaned forward, knowing he’d either be slapped again or you would reciprocate. He kissed you, hand laying at the back of your head but trying not to seem like he was holding you there.  

Your eyes went wide and then quickly closed against the rain. JJ was kissing you, mouth on yours as if it was the most obvious reason of all and somehow you had never even considered that the reason he was so pissed was because he was jealous. You kissed back, grabbing at his waist to pull him closer, hands slippery on wet skin. He was jealous of Topper or John B or any nameless touron at a party and you couldn’t even fathom that because it was completely unbelievable. What did he even have to be jealous of?

“Guys!” Pope called, coming up the beach to where the two of you were standing. JJ pulled way, turning to look at his best friend.  

“What?”

“I’m real happy for you but can we get going? Now isn’t the time!” He insisted, looking back to the darkening sky over the water.  

“Sorry, sorry,” you apologized, grabbing your bag from where JJ had dropped it on the sand and sliding it over your shoulders, “JJ was yelling at me over Topper.”

“I wasn’t yelling at you!”

“No, totally, of course. You were so calm and collected.”  

“I would’ve been if you hadn’t been talking to Topper when we were supposed to be hanging out!” JJ replied, that slight crack in his voice back as he followed you and Pope up to the car.

“I’m joking J, god I kissed you didn’t I?”  

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[cherryobx]

Who’s Who//Rudy Pankow x reader

requested?: yes, by lovely @joshy-obx “Can I make a Rudy Pankow request pls?? One where the reader and him are dating and the reader is part of the outer banks cast. They are doing The Who’s Who interview with Buzzfeed. And they’re just being like super cute during the interview.”

A/N: i feel like i could’ve written it better but since i’m lazy, you just have to deal with it haha

summary: you play Who’s Who with the cast of Outer Banks

warnings: my bad writing and grammar

WC: 767

(not my gif, creds to the owner!!!)

“Hey, guys! I’m Chase aka John B.”

“Hi! I’m Madelyn and I play Sarah.”

“I’m Madison and I play Kiara.”

“I’m Jonathan Daviss and I play Pope.”

“I’m Rudy and I play JJ.”

And then it was your turn. “I’m Y/N, I play Y/C/N (your character name) and you’re watching Disney channel.”

Everyone laughed, making you giggle yourself.

“Y/N!” Rudy groaned, but a small smirk formed on his lips straight after. You had previously talked to him about what you were gonna say and he thought the joke was cringy.

“Fine! We’re the cast of Outer Banks or whatever.”

Who is most likely to nap in between scenes?

Fingers were pointed towards you and Rudy. 

“These two were always sleeping. Like we finished filming a scene and they were literally asleep 2 seconds later. I’m not even kidding,” Chase said.

“Yeah, once I saw them napping in a boat,” Madison stated.

“That’s not true,” you protested but Madison had already pulled out her phone and showed the camera a picture of you and Rudy cuddled up together in a small fishing boat.

“How did you even end up there? Like what?” 

Rudy laughed. “I don’t know, dude. I have no memory of this.”

“Y/N? Care to explain?”

“I don’t know, it looked like a good place to nap.” You shrugged and looked at JD who was so confused.

“That’s the opposite of that, Y/N. There were couches in the trailers. Comfortable couches! And you decided to sleep in a boat?” 

Who is most likely to sing on set?

Everyone collectively pointed towards Madison, who was ashamedly pointing at herself.

“I think I’ve heard her more singing than talking, honestly. But I’m okay with it though. Your voice is beautiful, Maddie.”

“Aww, thank you, Y/N!”

“Yeah, it’s beautiful and all but your trailer isn’t next to hers. The walls are thin. I have to hear her singing 24/7,” JD whined, making everyone burst out in laughter.

Which two cast members are most likely to be hanging out between scenes?

Of course, all the fingers were pointed towards you and Rudy. 

Rudy smirked and placed his hand on your thigh, making you look at him and smile. You placed your hand on top of his.

“These two, 100%. Because they are dating and have separation anxiety or something,” Madelyn rolled her eyes but laughed.

“That’s not true.”

“It is, and you know it. I mean just look at them. They can’t even keep their hands off of each other.”

Who is most likely to nail a scene on the first take?

“Definitely not Y/N, that’s for sure,” Rudy said, everyone agreeing with him.

“Hey! I’ve nailed a lot of scenes on the first take,” you tried defending yourself but no one believed you.

“Yeah right. You start laughing as soon as the camera is pointed towards you.”

“Rudy, you’re supposed to be on my side.” You crossed your arms on your chest, pouting at him.

Madison then pointed at Madelyn. “I think it’s Madelyn.”

“Yeah, me too,” JD agreed.

Who is most likely to stop on the street to say hello to a dog?

“I have to go with Y/N or Rudy,” Chase said.

“Yeah, me too.”

“They already have 2 dogs but literally stop to pet every single dog they see on the street,” Chase explained.

“But they’re so cute though. I can’t do anything about it.”

“We should honestly adopt more dogs. What do you think Y/N?” Rudy asked, your head quickly turning to the side to look at him. “Oh my God! Yes, please. I thought you’d never ask.”

“Stop! No more dogs for you two.”

Who is the most similar to their character?

“I can’t really pick anybody because we’re all kind of similar to our characters.”

“I agree with Y/N.”

“Me too.”

Who is most likely to give relationship advice?

“These two might be in a relationship but they do not give good advice at all,” Madison laughed.

“Hey!” you and Rudy said in unison, disagreeing with Madison.

“I’m gonna have to go with JD. He’s the most neutral of us all, so he gives pretty good advice.”

Everyone agreed and pointed towards JD.

Then it was time to wrap up the video. That task had been given to Chase.

“We all had a fun time here today. Thank you for putting up with our dumb selves. Again, we’re the cast of Outer Banks and you’re watching Disney channel.”

You then hit Rudy with your elbow. “I told you it was funny.”

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[missyoumaybank]

Summer days-r.p

In which friends become lovers because of a bikini

requested; Yes!

warnings- alcohol, light smut(if you squint) 

Word count;1.3k

It was a regular day for the outer banks cast in Charleston, deciding to head to the coast to bask in the shining rays. The cast were all sat around in a circle, laughing at the stupidity from one another.

‘’But listen yeah, would I not be time travelling if I travel to a place that is behind a few hours than we are?’’ Drew exclaimed, full of confidence. You tried your hardest to hold in your giggles, but you could not contain them, a wheeze escaping your mouth which resulted in everyone laughing at you.

The outer banks cast were basically your second family, in such a short space of time, you all clicked and got a long so well. Especially with Rudy. There was something about Rudy that just made him stand out to you and it was the same case for you. Despite the obvious chemistry you had on screen with him, there was some not so obvious chemistry between you and him. Well, not obvious to you or him, but sickeningly obvious to the cast.

There were many moments between the pair of you that made you question was he more than a best friend to you, and you were scared. Scared of change and the baggage that would follow through.

Hence, being friends, it still did not stop you from wanting to be ‘Risqué’ as on may say. The last cast night out, the boys talked about their favourite types of bikini’s and although you were out of it, Rudy’s answer stuck with you. You of course, being the nice girl, you are, bought a new bikini for today and made sure it was one that Rudy would like. You were finally done hiding your feelings and you wanted him to know.

It started getting warmer that moment and you felt it was a good time to begin. Grasping the end of your hoodie, you pulled it over your head, placing it in the sand next to you. That very second, you could feel his eyes on you, and you loved it. The red lacy fabric rested amongst your sallow skin, accentuating the outline of your breasts, which Rudy could not take his eyes off. The look on his face was all too familiar to you, knowing full well he was undressing you with his eyes

You heard cat calls as you finally stripped off. Your face reddened, but you caught sight of the devious smirk on his Sunkissed face. ‘’See something you like Rudes’’ JD shouted, gaining the attention of others as Rudy groaned, punching the idiot beside him. From then, you knew it was going to be a long day ahead of you.

The rest disappeared into the ocean or bathed in the scorching heat. You laid on your towel, close enough to Rudy. As a thought popped into your mind, you asked to put sunscreen on your back. He agreed with no hesitation, grabbing the chance to feel you somewhat. ‘’Can you untie the knot at the back please’’ you smirked, feeling him tense up at the question. ‘’Sure thing, doll’’ grasping at the knot and taking his time pulling it. His bare hands spread the cold lotion over your back, shivering at his touch, you leaned back into him wanting more. He caught the message and began messaging the liquid on you. You whimpered at his actions, a wetness pooling between your legs. You did not know if you could keep this game up anymore.

 As his hands made his way up to your shoulders, he pulled you into him, resting between his legs, his hand lightly grasping your throat. A light moan escaped from your lips, the grip tightening. ‘’What are you doing, darling?’’ he demanded, sick of the teasing. As you saw the others come into view, the grip disappeared and you almost whimpered, feeling the loss of touch. You left his embrace, getting up slowly and making sure you bent upwards in his face.

He grunted at the sight, feeling the growth in his shorts. He wanted you there and then, but he knew he could not have you.

As the night progressed, you began to let loose, feeling the effects from the alcohol and the joints from earlier. The ocean breeze brushed against you, shivering at the feeling. You felt a nudge, looking over to see Rudy handing you his hoodie. You began to protest but he quietened you, claiming that he felt like a ‘radiator’. After a while, the conversation began to die, and it became quiet between all of you. Until Chase suggest you play ‘Truth or Dare’. You hummed in agreement, wanting to distract yourself from Mr. Pankow, who was tracing patterns amongst your thigh.

The questions started out simple, getting the flow through. As it was your turn, you picked dare, feeling spontaneous. Drew began giggling, having a dare in mind and projected his idea to Austin and Madelyn, nodding in agreement.

‘’Give our dear best friend Rudy a hickey’’ They laughed, knowing you’d feel embarrassed. You rolled your eyes but decided to go along with it. You gazed at Rudy, silently asking him if he was okay with this. He nodded at you with hungry eyes, wanting to hold you again.

His hands rested on your hips, as you straddled him, legs on either side of him. Your breath hitched as you leaned into the crook of his neck. Kissing softly among the neck that represented a blank canvas, you began sucking on his skin, smoothing it with your tongue. Feeling a stiffness beneath you, you grinded slowly on his crotch, nipping at the skin. He mewled softly, as his heart raced because of the girl in his lap.

You pulled away, observing your work of art. Hickeys began forming fast on the neck and it was visible that you left them in multiple places. The others laughed at the boy, who had significantly been silent since you left his embrace. He turned to you, grabbing your hand, and pulled you up, dragging you in the direction of the beach house you were living in.

Slamming the door behind him, he walked you back near the wall tauntingly, desire in his eyes. ‘’You think I don’t notice baby girl’’ He pulled back, tilting his head downwards ‘’The teasing and everything’’ He whispered, slowly turning you around. You leaned against the wall, not knowing was going to happen. Suddenly, you felt a sharp sting as he spanked you. As you whimpered, he slapped your ass again, with more force. ‘’You should learn to behave’’

He spun you around and pressed his lips against yours passionately. Immediately throwing your arms around his neck, you kissed him back with as much energy, moaning as he grabbed your ass. ‘’I’ve wanted this for so long’’ she moaned against his lips, tugging at the ends of his hair.  ‘’You have no idea angel’’ he mumbled, disconnecting his lips from yours.

‘’Jump’’ he demanded, grabbing her by the thighs and bringing her to his bedroom. Placing her down on the bed, she flipped them over, dominating him. She grinded gently amongst his crotch, building further tension between them. ‘’Please do something baby’’ he whined, wanting to be inside her. The blonde’s hands found your waist, guiding her against his lower region. ‘’Can I take this off?’’ he whispered, eyes focused on the bikini that’s been taunting him all day, reading your facial expression to make sure you weren’t overwhelmed.

You nodded hesitantly, not noticing you crossed your arms protectively over your chest,beginning to realise what was happening right now. Rudy caught on and sat up against the headboard, slowing his actions and wanting to comfort you. ‘’We don’t have to do anything’’ He reassured, not wanting to pressure you into anything. You leaned down and kissed him slowly, your heart hammering in your chest.  

‘’I’ll do anything if it means being with you’’

 And after that, the night was full of bliss and pleasure, and you finally had Rudy Pankow by your side.

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hello quick side note this was meant to be a smut and i got scared in case id mess it up  but anyWAYS pls give feedback pls n thank u x also this is my first piece in over a year iM SCARED

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GH | 18. April 15th

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madelyncline

Liked by kellyinwinterland, obx and 210,462 others madelyncline Sarah carole baskin killed her husband Cameron reporting for duty in one week. April 15th ☀ @obx 📸 @kellyinwinterland

obx best caption award goes to -madelyncline @obx im blushing kellyinwinterland The koolest kook -obx @kellyinwinterland That was a good one -madisonbaileybabe @kellyinwinterland Ok miss we need to talk -kellyinwinterland @madisonbaileybabe You're not really a kook kook so... But I love you! -madelyncline @kellyinwinterland I love you kelly kell YOU're the koolest user God is a woman lilah.pate I'm just seeing this lilah.pate But WOW lilah.pate SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT CAUSE ITS TOO HOT IN HER -kellyinwinterland @lilah.pate Flawless demonstration of my thoughts when I took this -lilah.pate @kellyinwinterland SNAPPED jonathandavissofficial Here kitty kitty user1 Stunning!! hichasestokes Nice car, Uber? -madelyncline @hichasestokes with a heaping side of smog -kellyinwinterland @hichasestokes Dude you suck at flirting -hichasestokes @kellyinwinterland Spent a long time with Rudy, lost my game -kellyinwinterland @hichasestokes You had a game? -jonathandavissofficial @hichasestokes @kellyinwinterland 🤣🤣🤣 -hichasestokes @kellyinwinterland 😡 anyway, Maddie user2 Ur hot

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hichasestokes

Liked by obx, kellyinwinterland and 40,720 others hichasestokes Soo dope you guys are rockin with the trailer. April 15th is comin in hot. Thank you thank you. 🏴‍☠️🗺

user So excited about it! user1 This looks really good kellyinwinterland 🌊✨❤ -hichasestokes @kellyinwinterland ❤ jakeshort Y'all about to dominate streams in quarantine -hichasestokes @jakeshort I love dominating streams user2 can't wait!!

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johnatandavissofficial

Liked by obx, hichasestokes and 16,053 others jonathandavissofficial Hey if you guys didn't know the official Outerbanks instagram page is up!!!! get ready it's coming APRIL 15th

user can't wait to watch! user2 exciteeeed hichasestokes What's obx -jonathandavissofficial @hichasestokes son do I have a show for you -carolinearapoglou @jonathandavissofficial @hichasestokes wait... we were making a show?? Tbh I thought we were just summering in Charleston. Hope the acting is okay -hichasestokes @jonathandavissofficial tell me more now son kellyinwinterland I want to marry this picture, y'all look so precious 🥺 -obx @kellyinwinterland tbh same -user3 @kellyinwinterland Kelly is all of us -madelyncline @kellyinwinterland No way you're marrying this picture without me in it -kellyinwinterland @madelyncline I'll marry you in private baby -madelyncline @kellyinwinterland 😏 -rudeth @kellyinwinterland @madelyncline I feel like I should intervene -user4 @madelyncline @kellyinwinterland I LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIP SO MUUCH -user3 @madelyncline @kellyinwinterland @rudeth RUDY STEALING HIS GIRL BACK WE LOVE TO SEE -user4 @user3 @madelyncline @kellyinwinterland @rudeth OKAY I ALSO LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

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madisonbaileybabe

Liked by obx, kellyinwinterland and 65,317 others madisonbaileybabe I feel obligated to make a pogue mixtape after @kellyinwinterland accidentally making the cover art.

obx 10/10 will bump to it at the next hurricane party -hichasestokes @obx I can attest. hurricane parties get rowdy kellyinwinterland Destroying the streams and destroying the charts -obx @kellyinwinterland Damn straight -madisonbaileybabe @kellyinwinterland You already know my dude user the best!! user1 The best team! rudeth Squad deep austinnorth55 Nice davey waynes shirt @rudeth -rudeth @austinnorth55 @oldnavy user2 U are soo cool!

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rudeth

400 764 views rudeth Watch this magnificent sailor (@charles_esten ) on Outer Banks coming April 15!!! @obx

madelyncline AHOY YE RIGS hichasestokes "Nice catch Charlie" user Woww Madelyn fake as fuck she commented but he didn't like it kellyinwinterland Ward doing his lil dancey dance -rudeth @kellyinwinterland Reminds me of someone -kellyinwinterland @rudeth Caught, I taught him the dancey dance -rudeth @kellyinwinterland A lady of many talents -hichasestokes @rudeth dUdE yOu SuCk aT fLiRtInG -kellyinwinterland @hichasestokes Go to sleep :) -rudeth @hichasestokes Not gonna lie I kinda do -kellyinwinterland @rudeth @hichasestokes Yeah can't deny -jonathandavissofficial @rudeth @kellyinwinterland ⛴⛴⛴ user1 DID... DID RUDY AND KELLY JUST FLIRT IN TH COMMENTS?? -user2 @user1 THEY SO DID IM SCREAMING -user1 @user2 EVEN JONATHAN SHIPS -hichasestokes @user1 @user2 everyone does actually but they're stupid -user1 @user2 @hichasestokes AHSGKASDHJ

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kellyinwinterland

Liked by obx, rudeth and 10,788 others kellyinwinterland Outer Banks comes out on Netflix April 15th! It was a pleasure working with these guys, they're a pain in the ass but they're also my favorite people on Earth. Oh and thanks @netflix for blessing me with the best job ever and giving me friends for life in the process ❤ @obx OUT APRIL 15th 🌊☀

obx Your presence was a gift. Thank you ❤ -kellyinwinterland @obx 😭🥺❤ rudeth Fam ❤ -kellyinwinterland @rudeth Forever ❤ madelyncline MY BABY KELLY I LOVE U SO MUCH -kellyinwinterland @madelyncline I LOVE YOU BABY MADDIE jonathandavissofficial Miss you already! -kellyinwinterland @jonathandavissofficial I miss you too!! Can't wait to go to LA to be with y'all -rudeth @jonathandavissofficial @kellyinwinterland HURRY -hichasestokes @jonathandavissofficial @kellyinwinterland No seriously please come, we can't stand Rudys whining anymore netflix We love you user I don't know what I'm most excited about, the show or to see Rudy and Kellys relationship development -user1 @user LIKE SERIOUSLY I dream about the day they annouce theyre dating -user @user1 THATTT -user2 @user @user1 The fact that Kelly is not even on the show but they treat her like family and I ship her with Rudy SO HARD user3 AWW RUDY MISSES KELLY -user2 @user3 HI GOD ITS ME AGAIN I WANT PICTURES OF RUDY AND KELLY TOGETHER PLS drewstarkey You know I feel sad that I'm not in this picture with that beautiful caption but it's ok you're still cool and I still love you -kellyinwinterland @drewstarkey 🤣 I love you too Drewey boy

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masterlist 🕊

hi!! welcome to my masterlist!

i try to make all of my imagines as inclusive as possible. PLEASE let me know if i discriminate against any group in any way; this is a safe space for everyone!

fluff 🧸 | angst 🕯| steamy ⚡️| personal favorite 🦦 | from an event ✨ ↬ i write predominantly fluff!

PETER PARKER imagines - anywhere from 1k to 10k words

desperate times and desperate measures 🧸 ↬ you're an avenger on a fake date with peter to get information from a group of villains, and peter has to think quick in order not to blow your cover... wink wink

far from home (part one, part two, part three, part four, part five) 🧸🕯 ↬ you and peter sit next to each other on the plane to europe and what begins as a friendship turns into so much more

can’t help it 🧸⚡️ ↬ you and peter have been dating for a few months now, and being the kind boy he is, he always asks for a kiss when he wants one. when kissing he always lets you set the pace because he's afraid to hurt you (because of his powers), but this time, his feelings are too much…

sista-sista 🧸🕯 ↬ you (peter's sister) were recruited by nick fury multiple years ago. ever since he discovered you, he took you in and trained you to work behind the scenes at S.H.I.E.L.D., and was the one to help you recover after being kidnapped by a terrorist group and experimented on (which resulted in you getting your powers). nick convinces you to work on a mission with peter, resulting in your coming clean to him about your past and the biological relationship between the two of you

study date 🧸 ↬ you and peter have been friends for most of your life but have slightly grown apart this last year due to peter's spider-man duties. finally, the two of you get together to work on a project and things... happen?

fancy-schmancy 🧸 ↬ you and peter sneak out of a fancy charity event because adults are boring and there’s better things to do

competitive 🧸 ↬ you and peter have had an interesting relationship due to the fact that you're both competing for being number one in your class. but, over time, a small, unexpected romance grows out of the rivalry

laser tag 🧸⚡️ ↬ tony organizes a game of avengers laser tag. you and peter are on opposite sides and have made it clear to each other that you will fight to the death- whatever it takes

NINE-NINE! 🧸 ↬ you and peter spend most nights watching brooklyn nine-nine together and have found just how similar the two of you were to the show's lead couple, jake and amy

how about a kiss, saumensch? (part one, part two) 🧸🕯 ↬ when peter sees you reading the book thief and talking about it afterwards, your love for it makes him want to read it. so, he does, and he decides to follow in the steps of rudy steiner, asking for a kiss at every chance he gets

take your things and go (part one, part two) 🧸🕯 ↬ you and peter have a love-hate relationship that makes some advances when the two of you land in a close situation

holy water!  🧸⚡️ ↬ after catching you and peter getting a little heated, natasha decides to take things into her own hands... in the messiest of ways

letters 🧸 ↬  after too long a wait for you and peter to just get together, the team decides to get you together their way

curiosity killed the cat 🧸🦦 ↬ peter parker is a photographer. the boy is absolutely obsessed with taking pictures of anything that attracts him, anything that catches his eye... anything, particularly you

under the mistletoe 🧸🕯 ↬ high school holiday parties can lead to unfortunate circumstances... especially when it involves your lifelong enemy and one godforsaken garnish

spider-man chapstick 🧸 ↬ nostalgic finds at new york bodegas can lead to flirtatious and awkward encounters with the boy you call your best friend

the benefits of fake dating 🧸 ↬ although incredibly annoying, flash thompson’s arrogance was just what you and peter needed

valentine’s and pickup lines 🧸🦦 ↬  sometimes, having to do mj's job for her can work out in the best ways. especially when it's valentine's day and a certain local hero has an errand to make

midtown morning announcements 🧸🕯 ↬ as a reporter for midtown tech's daily announcements, it's easy to get carried away with ideas. especially ones involving the newest superhero from queens

brace-face 🧸🦦 ↬ in which you get braces, peter is persistent, and mr. delmar gives you free slushees

take a bullet 🧸🕯 ↬ you and peter go on your first mission without the team, flirting can be a powerful tool, and cliches like "taking a bullet" for someone don't seem so unrealistic anymore

bad date 🧸 ↬ maybe trying to get over a crush on your best friend wasn't such a good idea after all

trust issues 🧸🕯 ↬ it wasn't peter's fault that he had trust issues after his mentor's death and his most recent superhero friend's manipulation, but it also wasn't your fault that you just wanted to be his friend

locked out 🧸 ↬ y/n can't remember to grab her keys, peter misses the old days with you, and may baked extra cookies

peter! from physics! 🧸 ↬ y/n can't be controlled by wallets, peter parker gets crushes too easily, and crime in new york is abnormally low

to the man who let her go 🧸🕯 ↬ fuck brad davis. yeah

odd one out 🧸🕯 ↬ thanos' plan was to wipe out half of the universe, but what happens when the universe isn't evenly numbered?

swing and a kiss 🧸 ↬  crushes from english class and a *touch* of ptsd turn into a new form of transportation, messy rooftop shenanigans, and a lecture from one (1) tony stark

i want it, i got it 🧸 ↬ newfound confidence during karaoke night certainly can end up in peter parker making bold moves

stolen kisses 🧸 ↬ secret dating always ends in getting caught, especially by a suspicious best friend and a group of superheroes that’s been rooting for you and peter for years.

wish i were heather  🕯 ↬ a relationship that never happened and the wrong one that did.

blurbs - under 1k words

party confessions 🧸⚡️ ↬ you and peter get paired up for seven minutes in heaven

go fix my car, assbag 🧸 ↬ you catch flash bullying peter in the hallway and you decide you've had enough of his crap (haven't we all?)

over-protective peter 🧸 ↬ when flash harasses you in the hallway, peter steps in and gets maybe a bit too angry…

movies and cuddles 🧸 ↬ the avengers have a movie night and you and peter end up in a slightly embarrassing situation

let me show you 🧸 ↬ peter helps you frost a cake in the avengers' kitchen at midnight and it turns into a food fight in which your father, tony stark, catches the two of you mid-fight  

scaredy-cat 🧸 ↬ you and peter are dorm neighbors (at MIT, of course), and he helps you out of a sticky-spider-situation

condensation 🧸🦦 ↬ cute neighbors drawing on condensated windows sure have the key to your heart

may? 🧸 ↬ sometimes, peter parker is a bit too caught up in the moment to realize the words that come out of his mouth... but, all for the lolz, right?

care package 🧸🕯 ↬ life is tough, but when a boy donned in red and blue shows up to make you feel better, it isn't so bad

eau de cologne 🧸⚡️🦦 ↬ avengers galas normally annoy you, but the scent of a certain hero can most certainly distract you

massage for massage? 🕯 ↬ unrequited feelings hurt, especially when your hands are the one massaging away his pain

a drive to montauk 🧸 ↬ a peaceful roadtrip with peter

moonlight tears (part one, part two) 🕯 ↬ depression took you away from yourself, but peter didn't let it take you away from him

the penis game 🧸🦦 ↬ a group of boys at the library plays the penis game and none of them manage to get above a quiet yell, so you take matters into your own hands

peter parker for pepper spray! 🧸 ↬ y/n lost her pepper spray, old men in new york are creepy, and peter parker just walked out of delmar's with a sandwich in hand and a kind enough heart to help out an enemy

english lit meet-cute 🧸 ↬ all it takes is an awkward mishap and some confidence to finally get you and the boy you keep seeing around campus together.

overnight beach trip 🧸✨ ↬ in which you and peter take a trip to the beach for a night.

headcanons - stories in the form of chaotic bullet-points

internship 🧸 ↬ tony stark not only helped in bringing together a group of people to protect earth, but also in sparking young love

dirty talk (part one, part two) ⚡️🦦 ↬ to the public, peter parker is the epitome of innocent, but after a conversation at lunch, he is determined to prove the opposite

hallway bookworm 🧸 ↬ girls reading and crying while walking in the hallway sure do seem to have an effect on peter parker

tiktok famous (part one, part two, part three, part four) 🧸⚡️ ↬ the wonderful chaotic adventures of y/n and peter making tiktoks

midnight at delmar’s 🧸 ↬ working alone late at night can be dangerous. 'nuff said

i go hard like thanos 🧸 ↬ popping off to an absolute banger during an avengers meeting is the best way to set yourselves up for failure

quaranteens 🧸 ↬ how you and petey boi spend your quarantine <3

gross 🧸🦦 ↬ chaotic mess in which you pull a Dumb Bitch Move and write a song for peter while relying on the hope that he never sees it

new york boy 🧸 ↬ life is hard when you visit your uncle in new york and all of a sudden there's a cute boy named peter parker in your life

giant teddy bears 🧸 ↬ first dates are awkward, peter sucks at dance dance revolution, and the night ends with a giant teddy bear and something sweet

actual books!

flicks (currently on wattpad; i will not be uploading this to tumblr as of now) ↬ in which a girl named indigo and a boy named peter bond over the love of movies, the loss of parents, and the power of saving the world | bonus imagine! 

lmk if any of the links are faulty or if there are any other problems with the imagines! i have been on this site working on transferring my work for hours i have the brain of a strapless croc rn pls forgive me!

[contrabandhothead]

Could I have a gen kill ship pls?! 💜 I'm 5'2", brown eyes and my hair is constantly changing style and colour. I have a growing collection of flower tattoos. I listen to A LOT of music and I love to read, write and play the guitar. I'm sarcastic, hyper-active, and an introverted extrovert. I'm super weird. Humour is my go-to out of awkward situations 🤣 I have a lot of friends but only a few close friends (if you become a close friend you're stuck with me for life, sorry bitch!).

A/N: i’m so goddamn sorry this took so long, i got really behind on requests and i should have done this sooner. thank you so much for your patience, i hope you enjoy your ship! i want you to think it’s at least decent, i don’t think anything i write would be worth the wait you had to go through tho so i’m sorry 

- RAY PERSON - 

- [ general ]

i..... i don’t know why but i feel like you saw this one coming 

IT’S A GOOD SHIP OKAY ANYWAYS SAIL ONWARDS 

the first thing that is necessary to cover: he fucking l o v e s how much taller he is than you i’m so sorry 

he calls you so many short people nicknames like tiny temper, short stack, munchkin, smalls, oompa loompa, ankle-biter, short stuff, shrimp, dwarf, little gremlin, hobbit, etc. 

in reality, he’s only 7 inches taller than you, but he prides himself on it 

Ray puts his chin on top of your head when he hugs you from behind 

i’m not joking when i say that he will literally dye and cut your hair for you in your shared bathroom while you sit on the toilet sea and scroll through your phone 

he actually would do a pretty good job, believe it or not 

this is random but he really loves scalp massages and holding your hand

he’s just constantly reaching for it, and he loves to show you off too 

Ray’s always like “yeah homes, you fucking wish your partner was as cool as mine” 

Ray traces your tattoos before he falls asleep every night, he really adores them 

he also traces them when he gets nervous, or if he’s just bored in general 

wants to go to every tattoo appointment whenever you get a new one just so he can hold your hand 

Ray loves to share headphones, especially when you guys are taking walks around the neighborhood 

he lets you pick the music because he doesn’t want you to complain but he’s bitter about it

good luck getting any reading done with Ray around, this man demands your attention 24/7 

he will snatch the book and run away with it just to get your attention, and for you to chase him around the house 

he teases you for having shorter legs after he gives it back 

Ray wants to read all of your writing, and he begs for you to let him 

however, if you say no, he respects that 

if you say yes, he sits there with his little cup of coffee while reading your writing all morning 

Ray loves playing guitar duets with you, he’s so excited you share a similar passion 

will actually sing songs to you (accompanied by his guitar playing of course) 

you both have really similar personalities and senses of humor, so sometimes conversations just turn into wholeass sarcasm battles

may occasionally offend you with his jokes, and is s o apologetic once he realizes what he’s done 

he won’t stop sucking up to you, he’s really putting aside his pride to do it too

loves how loyal you are to your small group of friends, and probably easily charms them with his odd sense of humor and quick one-liners

- [ how you two met ] 

you and Ray met because of recon, as you were a part of Brad’s team 

for a while before the invasion, being in the humvee was like going on a long road trip with 3 bickering siblings packed into one car 

you and Ray would always try to outdo one another, whether it came to jokes or your jobs, it didn’t matter 

the banter was constant, but the bickering honestly had a tone of underlying romantic feelings 

it was no secret Ray had a massive crush on you, but he didn’t know how to even bring it up in the first place, much less admit to himself that he had feelings for you at all 

to be fair, you weren’t supposed to like each other in the first place 

you had mixed feelings on Ray when you first showed up, but you’d admit that he was beginning to grow on you 

although you bickered often, you had a begrudging respect for one another

you thought he had a great sense of humor, and you admired his loyalty to his friends, as well as his ability to cheer them up 

and Ray.... well, Ray just thought you were the most beautiful creature to walk this planet to put it lightly 

throughout OIF, you grew closer, always sharing MREs and watching each other’s six

but you were starting to become increasingly concerned for Ray’s wellbeing 

he was under a lot of pressure, and going through ripped fuel withdrawal wasn’t helping his shrinking fuse 

it was becoming difficult to approach him, you never knew when he was going to explode 

you missed the Ray that told you jokes and wasn’t so quiet, you always hated when he was too silent 

everything all came crashing down when Ray went after Rudy, you didn’t think you’ve ever seen him so humiliated 

thinking that you were the only one that could possibly get through to him, you did what Brad wouldn’t do; you followed him 

Ray was wiping his eyes aggressively, sniffling as he stormed off 

“Ray,” you called out “please just come back here for a moment” 

“fuck off” 

you sighed, continuing to follow him 

“Ray, i’m serious. Rudy feels bad, you can both fix this-” 

“i’m not going to go apologize to Zoolander when I was just beaten to a fucking pulp in front of the girl i’ve been in love with since Pendleton, so i would really appreciate it if you could just fuck off for two minutes and let me bask in my own humiliation. thank you.”

you yanked him by the arm, forcing him to turn back and look at you 

“Ray, quit being a stubborn ass and apologize to Rudy before i kick your ass myself. we can talk about us when we get back to the states. don’t go running off with some stripper because i want a relationship already.”

grinning, Ray moved closer to your face 

“really? you love me?” 

“ever minute you waste not apologizing to Rudy is another minute of you not getting a kiss.” 

“you know you love me.” 

[ishqbaaaaz]

Ishqbaaaz - Sept 19/17 - Episode 371

Alright guys sorry there was no post yesterday because to be honest with you, the episode was boring lmao. Aside from Shivaay and Gauri’s scenes and the use of “tu jaane na” which is one of my fan songs, it was shite 

Oh my God Annika is gonna be back todayyyyy! Thank goodness its like the life was sucked out of the show

ok here we go

So dadi and Shakti talking about these papers and this raaz again

shes worried Pinky is gonna reveal everything

if they dont trust Pinky then why is she still in the house

It’ll bring a tufaan in Shivika’s life? How the fuck??

Ive had enough of tufaans I just want this damn wedding

Shivaay wont be able to handle it?

Lol remember when Annika thought the same thing and it fucked up everyone’s life?

Oh shit theres billu

she redirects it to the wedding

Shivaay is so utavla to see Annika

Hes waiting for Annika what a damn cutie

Gauri is at her first english class!

Okay ya’ll I was rewattching old epiosdes the other day and I came upon the episode where Gauri’s mom comes and shes all im sorry I couldnt help in you be more educated and all and Om comes in and defends her. Hes like she hasnt learned from books but shes learned from life. 

DID GAURI FORGET WHEN HE SAID ALL THIS

HAS OM FORGOTTEN ALL THIS? THIS WAS LIKE BACK IN JULY WHEN THE BABY TRACK WAS HAPPEN

ugh rant over

Theres other people at this class too

lol why did i think she was going to be alone

My nugget is introducing herself

lmao this guy’s son brought an American bahu so he wants to learn english thats so cute

Teacher is laaaaaate

oh shit that other dude is the teacher

and hes young

IF THIS IS GONNA BE A JEALOUSY TRACK

ITS GONNA HAVE ME SHOOKED

IM READY

GIVE ME JEALOUS OMKARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh hes one of those “im your friend and we’re equal” teachers

he asked Gauri to intro herself

he shook her hand

LOL HE HAD NO ONE ELSE INTRO

Shivaay wants to go pick up Annika what a nerd I love you

oh shit shes home

ANNIKA IS HOME LETS PARTY

THE JAAN HAS RETURNED

Hes like wtf i was gonna come get you

LMAO “Thank you”

shes still so mad bye

She came on the bus

she wont stop saying thank you this is amazing

he tells her she lost weight

shes like i didnt but thank you 

THANK YOU

LMFAO HES LIKE ?????

Hes like lets go talk in our room

shes so mad

They both grabbed her bag

IM SO HAPPY ANNIKA IS BACK I CANT CONTAIN

shes walking away

WHAT A NERD HES STARING AT HIS HAN\D BECAUSE HE TOUCHED HER 

She turned around and said thank you 

hes like i fucked the fuck up 

Dadi is all worried about Tej

im so confused about how im supposed to feel about Tej

i know all the past history, but now theyre writing him as a whole new person

Dadi leaves and Shivaay shows up

Annika is tense af

he asks her whats wrong

she says you never know what’ll happen in life. you should say how you feel or else time passes by and it never gets said

hes like fuck i need to tell her i love her 

Omkara is so mad he doesnt know whee Gauri is

hes impatient 

HE SEES HER ROUNDING THE CORNER AND HE RUNS TO HIS MURTI

shes so far off in her thoughts

hes like hm?

shes like you’re here?

LOL TUMNE MUJHE DEKHA HI NAHIN?

OMKARA IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK LMFAOOO

How does it feel to be invisible BITCH

he asks her if she ate

shes like no you must’ve so imma go eat

HE DIDNT EAT

WHAT A NERD HE WAITED FOR HER

BUT SHE ALREADY LEFT

AW

anOTHER FUNCTION?

Can we please stop JUST GET MARRIED STOP WASTING MY TIME

He wants Annika to feel happy and special with this function

Annika is hugging papers..girl u ok?

oh its prob the custody papers

shes so happy

SHES HUGGING SHIVAAY

fuck man thank god Annika is back LOL imma keep saying it all damn episode

Shes telling him that he gave her her brother back forever 

IM SO HAPPY

LOL SHE SAID THANK YOU AND HE GOT CONCERNED

shes like chill i aint mad im happy

hes like pls stop crying

he tells her she gave him the biggest happiness ever and all he did was disappoint her

thats right ya bitch

she tells him he will never be able to say it

hes trying but struggling

shes like chill its ok just dont say thank you 

she called him a bheegi billi

she tells him after what he did for her its ok if he doesnt say those 3 words

what the fuck no he better be saying i love u imma be PRESSED

SHES MOVING CLOSE

SHE KISSED HIS CHEEK

GOODBYE FRIENDS IM IN HEAVEN

SHE WHISPERED I LOVE YOU TO HIM AGAIN

HES FUCKED UP

HES SO FUCKED UP

AND SHE KNOWS SHE FUCKED HIM UP

SHE KNOWS SHE HAS THE POWER

ANNIKA FINALLY TAKING CONTROL

ALL I WANTED

FUCK YES

she leaves feeling all powerful

He says it she may not need to hear it but hes gonna say it to her because he wants her to feel what he feels when she says it to him

THAT SHIT IS SO CUTE

Ok Swety and Jhavni wtf is happening theyre still in this warehouse??

Swety has the video of him killing at dude from forever ago

thats the proof??? THATS WHAT ALL THIS HAS BEEN ABOUT?

oh hes protecting Jhanvi too

im forwarding i dont care enough

Package for Gauri from bareilly

MA NE BHEJA HOGA

HE SAID MA

MA!!!

OMKI

Gauri aint home

Pinky why.are.you,HERE?

Hes like why are you stretching this baat

go away no one likes you and everyone knows you’re a shit starter

Gauri is struggling in the class and is starting to panic

what the shit kind of teacher is this

bby says she isnt intelligent 

class is done but they have to wait until rain to stop

JHANVI TOOK CONTROL AND IS GONNA FUCK SWETY UP

She made her tell her shes there for a painting

why the fuck does she need a painting???

well i cant tell if shes lying or not

Jhanvi tells Shivika and Om and theyre confused as fuck

this painting is a copy??

what is happening

she already has the painting? then why does she need to be back in OM?

All we know is something abut a painting and keys what the fuck 

White guy is asking to stay because his car broke down and the teacher says sure

TEACHER IS PASSING OUT

why the fuck would you eat the sandwich if it had eggs and you were allergic

YOU CAN SEE EGGS AND SMELL IT AND TASTE IT ARE YOU GOOD?

is this their version of an anaphylactic shock...?

Om is worried about Gauri

Shivaay is like chill she’ll be fine time to go to the functionnnn

Rudra is sad im forwardinggg

Another function haye bas kar do

its to see who has a stronger and deeper relationship? 

Ru is sad and Om keeps calling Gauri but she wont answer

Annika is like wtf why are we doing this i already said what you wanted me to say

I didnt say this before but damn Surbhi looks so beautiful

Look at Shivaay

Same bro

dadi says Shakti and Pinky are first

this bitch doesnt wanna play because she isnt in the mood

LOL SHAKTI “tumhara mood kab acha hota hai?”

LMFAO DADI ROASTED HER

shes like when we dont include you, you get mad, and when we do you have nakhrey

Shivaay is like i dont want any unpleasantness 

dont spoil the mood because of others

LOL PINKY IS LIKE SAY IT TO MY FACE

MRS OBEROI

she tells him to stop calling her that her dil burns

bitch this ya own fault

LMFAO SHIVAAY WAS GONNA SAY THAT TOO

but Annika stopped him

he changes the topic

Shakti is starting

give your partner a flower that suits her personality

lmao please give her a venus fly trap or a dead flower

Rudy is leaving hes aint in the mooood

Shivaay makes him stay

This doctor is talking in english and theyre all confused as fuck

I bet this is a test

Swety and Tej nonsense 

Gauri is taking control

she is googling 

girl same

shes doing chest compressions 

hes like sorry hes dead

Aw I actually feel bad for Tej and Jhanvi

maybe this situation is going to make him a changed man?

Aaaand the teacher is up

What the fuck kind of teaching technique is this??

Precap: Gauri and Om’s turn for the game

She has to find him blindfolded

YAS

Om looks mad though, probs because she wasnt answering his phone