#pls aussies spread this everywhere

[data-nerd-stuff]

Queer Youth Now

A survey for LGBTQ or questioning Australians aged 13-25

[thirstyandbeautiful]

Aussie Daddies' spoiled brat huh... would that result in any punishment? Or do they just keep on spoiling because their princess deserves the best? Xx mafia anon

oh anon, pls refer to the following examples...

When Daddy and Papi Disagree On Punishments

“No, absolutely not.” Michael looked at Daniel in complete disbelief. 

“She would love it.” Daniel held up the diamond choker so the light coming in through their hotel room balcony emphasized the clarity of the stones. “And didn’t you pick something up for her the other day? or did I imagine that sapphire necklace? Yeah, nah, yeah- shut up.” 

“Am I the only one remembering last night? When she snuck out of the house without any security?” 

“She went for a late night walk on the beach, she’s fine, and she never went out of sight of the cameras.” Daniel placed the choker back in its velvet box, careful closing it up and motioning to the broker in their room that they’d take it. 

“I could literally list a million things that could’ve happened, none of them good, Daniel.” Michael was pinching the bridge of his nose, the material of his dress shirt pulling tight against his biceps where his arms were crossed. 

Daniel licked his lips, approaching his man. He motioned for the broker to leave the room, the soft click of the door closing making Michael look up. His face pulled a deadpanned expression.

“Don’t you dare look at me like that. Don’t, Daniel, I mean it.” He dropped his arms so his hands were on his hips. 

To anyone else, he would’ve looked annoyed, with his chest puffed out as it was, maybe even threatening. But Daniel knew better, he knew that the slight pull in the corner of his lip meant he was cracking. That he was looking everywhere but at Daniel gave away that he was trying not to smile, not to give in. 

“Cmon, mate. Think of how beautiful she’ll look with it on.”  Daniel placed his hands on Michael’s ribs, pulling him closer until their hips were touching. “Miss her like crazy, I know you do too. Gonna be smiling all pretty when we get back, let’s give her something more to smile about.” Daniel nudged his nose against Michael’s, finally getting his lover to break into a smile. “I got the thin one too. The thick one, fuck it looked so good, but it would’ve covered her whole neck.” Daniel leaned in, placing a kiss on his jaw before dragging his lips to Michael’s neck, nipping the skin. 

“Possessive bastard.” was all he replied before he yanked Daniel forward and kissed him. 

“Only for you two.” He murmured against Michael’s lips. 

When Daddy and Papi Agree On Punishments

“You were right, Daddy, choker looks so good around her neck.” Michael grunted. All his groaning echoing up to the vaulted ceilings of your home. 

They had you spread out on the rug. The soft, butter like material doing nothing but flaying your nerves as you felt yourself falling into overstimulation. You were wiggling against it, the material rubbing against your skin. The only thing you had on was your diamond earrings, newly matching choker and your chastity belt. 

You were being punished for teasing Papi during a meeting. Him and Daddy had always allowed you to sit in on their meetings, usually in their laps, but for this meeting, Papi had asked you to sit pretty on his thigh and to not distract. It was easy at first, you were comfortable on his thick thigh, his arm around your waist, thumb rubbing circles into your hip. His legs were spread so you could cross yours between them. He didn’t want you sitting on his whole lap, your dress was too short for that. And no one was allowed to see what was Daddy and his. 

But then you had adjusted your knee half way through, really just pulling it up for a minute to get feeling back in it and feel it you did. Your knee accidentally brushed against Michael’s groin, feeling the heat and familiar feel of it had you fidgeting much more. By the end of it, Michael was fully hard, dismissed everyone from the room before scooping you up and fucking you against the wall until you had cum and he had filled you up. Daniel had come in midway, and patiently waited his turn. When Michael was done he dropped you on the table and Daniel took off right where he left off. 

“I’m always down for a fuck in a meeting room, but what was that about?” When Michael explained your naughty antics, they had both agreed that they shouldn’t have rewarded your bad behavior, which is how you ended up in punishment time now. 

You had expected the usual spanking, maybe some teasing, maybe a face fucking or two, but this was just cruel. 

When Daddy had barked at Papi to get the chastity belt from the freezer, you had whined, but were still ready to take your punishment. But then Daniel had reached into one of the small drawers on the coffee table and pulled out a small metallic bullet.

“No, no, no. Daddy, please.” You whined. 

He ignored you, pulling your legs open before popping the thing in his mouth, slicking it up. When the cold metal was pushed into you you had jumped, Daniel slapped your inner thigh and tsk’d at you. Then Michael had joined, and fit your belt on you while proudly claiming the idea as his own. 

Sadistic bastard.

Now the bullet was turned on, the chastity belt was in place and you were given strict rules not to touch Daniel while he was leaned over you getting fucked by Michael. The worst part being that Daniel’s cock hung down between your legs, nudging the pussy lips that were squeezed out between the small leather opening in the belt. Each small touch felt like a completely different type of lightning than the one currently building up inside you from the bullet. 

“My ass better than her pussy?” Daniel groaned.

“Mmm, tonight it is.” 

You whined, feeling shame from how wet you were getting from your punishment and the obvious way they were talking about you like you weren’t even there. 

[bananannabeth]

I'm going to be doing a study abroad to central Queensland university from one of the snowiest cities in America- any advice?

ohhh man. which campus are you at?? because there’s a lot of regional differences depending on where you’re visiting

if your campus is actually in queensland, prepare yourself for heat and humidity

no matter the campus:

if you’re coming over in summer (when are you getting here?) it’s going to be much hotter than you’re used to, and the australian sun is fierce. make sure you have sunscreen and a cute, stylish wide brimmed hat to wear if you’re going to be out in the sun for an extended period of time and please do not attempt to sunbake/sunbathe/deliberately lie in the sun to tan, you will burn to a crisp

prepare yourself for flies. they’re disgusting and they’re everywhere and you’ll quickly become accustomed to swatting them away. again, this is much, much, much worse in summer

we don’t tip. some cafes and restaurants will have tip jars but it’s not expected. everything is expensive because our workers are paid a liveable wage, we live off our income, not tips

wait staff generally won’t come and check up on you during your meal. if you want something, you have to get their attention

if you were planning on travelling around australia while here you’ll need a lot of time. a lot of people don’t seem to realise we’re actually pretty much the same size as the U.S.A. you can’t just hop from one city to the next

speaking of, there’s a lot of empty, natural space. everyone lives right on the coast, and if you go just a few kilometres inland there’s bush pretty much everywhere. there’s lovely bushwalks to do if you’re keen on some nature sight seeing

our power switches are individual!!!! you can’t just flick a switch and have the entire bloody room charged with electricity. you plug things in and then turn the individual plugs on and off as needed. it’s a much better system!!!!

no one drinks fosters beer pls dont

in australia you will drink the first true coffee of your life. percolated, drip-fed coffee is disgusting and frankly the entire country of america should be ashamed. we take our coffee very seriously here (melbourne, particularly, is colloquially known as the coffee capital of the world) and there are so many types to choose from: flat white, cappuccino, latte, mocha - and that’s before you even get into the different flavours!! try them all

cadbury chocolate puts hershey’s to shame make the most of it while you’re here

ALSO TIM TAMS

don’t try to eat vegemite by the spoonful, you need to spread it really thinly over a piece of buttered toast - so thin you can see the butter through the vegemite - and then layer a slice of cheese over the top

our internet is terrible. laggy, drops out, over priced and just generally shit. free wifi is still sorta rare-ish?? mobile data is so expensive. i am sorry

i don’t like it, but a lot of people use the c-word here. it’s become almost a complimentary, joking term between friends

DONT TOUCH ANY SPIDERS

THEY WILL HURT YOU

wild kangaroos are not for petting, they will fight you, and they will win

don’t feed seagulls, you’ll never escape them if you do

drink and meal sizes are much, much, much smaller than you’re used to in america. like i think a large drink from australian mcdonalds is the same size as a medium from american mcdonalds?

mcdonalds is called maccas

if you go to the beach, swim between the red and yellow flags!!! they symbolise the safe area to swim, where there are no rips/dangerous currents

‘bogan’ is generally, roughly comparable to ‘redneck’

thongs = flip flops

if a homeless person/anyone approaches you asking for money, just say, “sorry i don’t have any cash on me” without making prolonged eye contact and keep briskly walking

in general, aussies are weird about people who brag. be subtle about it

if a shop assistant says to you, “are you all right?” they mean, “do you need any help or are you okay on your own?” either ask for help or say, “just looking/i’m okay, thanks”

no worries = no problems

if someone says, “my shout” it means they’re paying for you

we drive on the left. be careful when crossing roads

if you drive: NO TURN ON RED. ONLY GO WHEN LIGHTS ARE GREEN

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