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Hear me out
Peruvian Kenny makes a lot of sense if you think about it!!!
Peru is a third world country, which translates to poverty everywhere!
Kenny's family is poor! (Their houses look the same honestly)
Peruvians eat doves!
Kenny's family surely have eaten doves for thanksgiving! (they're too poor to buy chicken so 😔)
Peru loves pollution!
Kenny's house is...
Peru is kinda the meme for the rest of spanish speaking countries!
And Kenny's poverty is a meme for all the kids (and even adults) in South Park!
See? Kenny being peruvian makes so much sense!!!
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Let me be really honest here, as a peruvian it kinda irks me whenever I see the Craig peruvian hc and people just make his skin darker and call it a day. Or to idolize third world countries and just think they're what Google or Pinterest first images (that will always show the best each country has) shows, when it's not the case. I can only speak about Peru but this country has a lot of bad things, from the insecurity (you can't use your phone on the streets) to the pollution and poverty (the pics I used are indeed from Peru).
Also imma be a bit biased but it's kinda racist to assume that all latinos are dark skinned when I've seen the whitest people here or the contrary! Peru has a lot of history and people from countries of other continents came here so we have a huge variety when it comes to our skin color, body proportions or well features sorry I can't find the right words.
As for my actual essay as to why I think Kenny being peruvian fits for Parque del Sur (South Park in spanish) well what I said before is true (except the dove bit that's a meme other countries make of Peru to mock them lol we don't eat doves, I'd say only the poorest families do because they're kinda an animal that's everywhere but in general no, oh also doves outside of Lima exist and they eat actual food so is actually hygienic to eat those i guess). Peru is a country that's used as a meme from other hispanic countries AND Peruvians themselves, which reminds me of everyone making fun of Kenny and Kenny joking with himself about let's say his immortality (ex. In Phone Destroyer he said "Oh no you killed me you bastard! Jk" so yeah he's casual about this so it wouldnt be a surprise if he also jokes about his poverty)
The poverty bit is true but for all countries, in any case I think here it's something that's very recurrent and happens in all regions/states, it's not exclusive to one zone. Plus this actually isn't what buys me into this hc because if it is then I'd fall into the bit of "Kenny's all character is being poor lol". What buys me is the environment of people making fun of him bc of this and I already mentioned how Peru is such a country with tons of memes from other countries lmao and him even joking about it
Another aspect I'd like to highlight that could fit Kenny being peruvian is how this country specifically is known for its informality and creativity when it comes to making a way to get money by hard work. Our economy is carried by "ambulantes" or informal workers tbh, not the formal enterprises. And I think Kenny is like that, he would find ways to gain cash by working no matter what and be creative with his ways too! I think that's something that yells PERUVIAN to me haha
Lastly genetics are insane here bc of what I said before, my great grandma had very dark skin, my grandma was super white, my mom has brown skin and I'm dark tan i think. It could lowkey explain why Kenny is somehow blond when none of his parents are blond (the same genetics apply for hair) so yeah it's not as crazy as you might think lol
In any case this is a silly hc thank you for hearing me ramble ^^
Note: Before I said it irked me the Craig peruvian hc but like only if people do it for the aesthetic. The hc is perfectly fine and I love it hehe (the more peruvian the better 🔥)
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ok. i have the most amazing idea. child reader, but they're from south park and hung around stan's group all the time before moving. (the list of crimes is astronomical, just like cartman and them). basically la squadra and south park! child! reader. bonus points if they have immortality like kenny
Anon you are genius!! And South Park is literally one of my fav shows
TW: cursing, mention of really disturbing crimes and cannibalism (not from reader's side ofc) but it's South Park so there's nothing to be shocked with
La Squadra x Child! South Park! Reader
No one in La Squadra has any idea how they ended up in this situation.. with you.. the most feral 8 year old they ever saw.
Risotto def didn't expect this, I mean, you're just a child, what can go wrong?
Everything.
Everything goes wrong.
At first he didn't even want to tell you about the whole assassin thing. Cuz you know, you're a literal child. You actually found out by accident, finding some random documents on Risotto's desk.
And the last thing Ris wanted was to scare you. He was about to explain himself and that whatever they do, they have no intentions to hurt you while you just listened, like.. it didn't even bothered you?
The only thing you said was:
"Dude I don't really care what you do for a living"
The poor man was too stunned to speak.
Prosciutto HATES your cursing habit. Sometimes he thinks you're an old sailor that saw some things, not a child. You've got a bigger vocabulary than the whole La Squadra combined, I'm not even joking.
He tried to make you stop cursing, he really did.
Pros, in fact, didn't succeed.
"Oh fuck"
"Language"
"Shut up old fart"
"What did you just say??"
Yeah, he can't do this anymore.
Poor Pesci is terrified. How can a child be like.. this??! Children must be naive and innocent, but you?? Ohhh you're the other case.
You actually find it funny that Pesci is so scared of your stories about your old times in South Park. Pls stop traumatising him.
And you're just telling this at random times, which scares him even more.
"Oh, that's a nice chili, I remember my friend ate something like that once"
"Oh.. was it with beef too?"
"No, it was with his enemy's parents"
"WHAT"
Can I just say no one ate chili that day?
Illuso thinks it's amusing, really.
"I'll pay 200 lira if you go and say all curse words you know to Formaggio right now"
"400 lira and we have a deal"
But I won't lie, your stories are scaring him sometimes.
"You know I died once"
"Eh??"
Sometimes he thinks you saw more than him.
Formaggio really likes your stories. But one small issue, he thinks that most of your stories are a joke. Because how can an 8 year old saw so many disturbing things? Of course, it must be just your imagination.
Oh how wrong he was.
"I once was arrested for starting a Peruvian flute band with my friends"
"Haha, yeah, nice"
"And the government sent us to Peru"
"Of course, I believe you"
Actually, Melone is more interested in all your "I died once" thing. Like how?? You just rise from the dead?
"Dude, chill, my friend literally does the same"
So there's another immortal child?? What are you two, Jesus??
"I don't know it's because of some shitty cult I guess?"
"What cult??"
But anyway, he's interested in you in scientific way and doesn't care much about your little crime stories.
Ohhh, Ghiaccio and you are buffing every day. Morning, day, and night.
You just take any opportunity to piss him off. One day for example you pronounced your words wrong (he still remembers that).
Or you can start an argument with him about anything. No matter how small it is. The whole team now tries to distract you so they won't hear Ghiaccio's screams.
"Would you ever stop being so annoying?"
"I don't know, would you ever stop being such a bitch?"
And there it goes.
#jjba x reader#jojo bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#la squadra x reader#la squadra esecuzioni#la squadra#la squadra di esecuzione#prosciutto x reader#illuso x reader#risotto nero x reader#ghiaccio x reader#melone x reader#pesci x reader#formaggio x reader#child reader#jojo no kimyo na boken kin#jojo no kimyō na bōken#la squadra jojo#la squadra jjba#risotto nero#ghiaccio#jojo part 5#illuso#melone#jjba 5#jjba headcanons#jjba golden wind#jojo#jojos bizarre adventure#jojos bizzare adventure
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I'm assuming you're favorite sp character and hc is chronic pain Kenny, (Crazy, I know!!! 😱😱😱)
So what's your second favorite character and hc?! 😋
LMAOOO i definitely dont make it obvious at all huh? XD
i actually don't know in what order my favs are besides kenny uhhhh..... listing a bunch :3
Butters + the way his eye looks (like, broken fuzzy and dirty, like i drew it for a marj fanart i did a while ago idk)
Clyde + HUGE dog lover (probably a dog therian too tbh)
Kyle + humancentiPad trauma (yeah as in. everything that falls under it 😭)
Craig + peruvian, CDN fan, autistic (yes he gets 3)
Timmy + AAC user (PLEASE M&T MAKE THIS CANON PLS IM BEGGING--)
Tweek + LOVES spiders, has a room full of terrariums with them (and he also loves all creepy/weird creatures, but is scared of dogs and cats smh 😭)
#everyone getting something chill meanwhile kyle 😭#sorry kylebert you got the trauma 😔✨#yeah the reason butters is there is because I've thought about bunny so much lately butters is just permanently in my brain now#oopsie#TYSM FOR THE ASK<33333333#south park#south park hcs#leopold butters stotch#clyde donovan#kyle broflovski#craig tucker#timmy burch#tweek tweak#starlight chronicles
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pls help
okay for context: I have 75% of one sock done from nimble needles' generic sock pattern (I have turned the heel and am on my way towards the toes) but I started it back in... january? and have been on and off with it, could barely tell you where I am in the pattern, know I need to go in circles. the sock fits? probably needs to be blocked but it wasn't too loose, just a wee pinch
also, I have a pattern gifted from the owner of a local yarn store who sold me beautiful peruvian alpaca yarn and gave me "the easiest sock pattern you will ever do and love forever" for free with my purchase. and I'm kind of inclined to follow a step-by-step pattern vs do as you please
buuuut I don't know what to do and have decision paralysis so I'm crowdfunding a thought. what do you think?
#captains log#knitting#sock knitting#knit#knitblr#knitters of tumblr#yarn#also you don't need to reblog if you're not feeling it#voting helps enough!!
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a review of the first week of cabo verde
so i've officially landed in the praia, cabo verde, airport seven (7) whole days ago, and i want to share my initial thoughts. this will be long, so here's a numbered list :)
1 . i feel like i'm a kid back in brazil but also a 21 y/o tall kid
so caboverdians speak portuguese (bc it's taught in formal schools) and they also speak kabuverdianu (creole, different across all the islands). being someone that can translate / speak at the store for the person they live with [1], it just feels like i'm a kid with a limited vocab
living in a beach town where everything is at a slower pace and is within walking / bus / taxi distance made me feel happy :) vacation!dasha is alive and well
2 . cabo verde is also a tall kid (but 48 y/o)
this one is sorta very much on me.
so i did the classic American Tourist thing and never actually learned anything about the history of the country i will be traveling to (sorry). since coming here and asking my co-workers and friends-of-misti about the general vibes of this country, i've learned so much! a lot of which Make Sense, a lot of which Confuse Me
older caboverdians tend to see themselves as not-african. i also learned that some ppl in some countries in mainland africa also don't consider themselves african bc of the way that the label "africa" comes with various histories, most of them negative bc of europe. this is why "kriolu" / "creole" are such popular words ! also younger caboverdians acknowledge that they are african / black if that applies to them
race is phenotypical here. which is what i expected (closer to how latam sees race ig?? more like how brasil sees race ig??). what i'm trying to say is that if you introduce yourself as "from the usa", they'll always say "no, where are u Actually from" and won't rest until u say something like "peruvian, chinese, etc." bc a lot of ppl outside of the usa don't believe that the usa has "actual indigenous ppl anymore" [2]. it also means that speaking english in the street invites ppl to ask you ur race
being east asian (chinese) in cabo verde is sorta .. rough. the microaggressions that i've seen in the two (2) days that my chinese-american roommate face is kinda Wild. when the person leading our cultural training said "oh sometimes ppl will call u 'china'" to my friend i thought that it meant that it would replace "ma'am" in the usual "yes, ma'am" / "no, ma'am" conversations with strangers, not that random ppl will yell "china!" multiple times to my friend when we're sitting on the sand. this has ties with macau and the rest of the chinese gov't building universities, casinos, and having a Business Presence in the country. but at least we got tourism industry students to invite us to clubs bc my friend is chinese-american??? [3] it's just really weird to me bc i haven't faced any racial / appearance-based ... acknowledgements ... even tho i clearly look like a foreigner in a sorta-racially-homogenous place (talking abt the mostly black island santiago)
independence day is not really celebrated here : ( ppl have conflicting opinions on the independence of the country. most of the country likes the day (july 5) bc it's a day off from work. other ppl say that it's hard to be a country with growing pains and would rather have portugal's gov't deal with building the infrastructure. other ppl are putting in the work to ease the growing pains. kinda sad since massachusetts, rhode island, and brazil (afaik) have big celebrations (fireworks and everything) rather than just a random ceremony where the president speaks for a bit and everyone goes home
a lot of the night life is european. someone pls teach me how to vibe to edm and house music and general non-lyrical music fjewiaofj but also shoutout to that club with brazilian funk. if only i learned the dance that my são paulo friend taught me </3
3 . the food is sorta fantastic here ngl
yes, i'm behind on the foodposting, and idk if i'll ever catch up lmao
for my lovely friends who eat meat, cachupa / caxupa is one of the loveliest things to eat. it's a meat-based (with veggies!) soup dish ?? it usually has either fish or pork tho. it's the national dish for a reason <33 also the seafood is good. sola-approved!
for my lovely friends who don't eat meat, i found a vegan place like 8 min away from my apt! also bc i'm in a City, it's easy to ask for things to be made vegetarian (plus there's always couscous and salads lol). also veg cachupa exists
for all my lovely friends, the food isn't Too too varied. i feel like the most common foods are pizzas, pastas, burgers, and shwarmas. also chinese foods are translated in an interesting way: noodles are pasta / spaghetti, dumplings are pastels (the empanada-esque brazilian translation), etc. there are also a bunch of brazilian churrascarias and one (1) indian restaurant
also i tried to be Cool and add some hot sauce to one of my pastas and i had to pretend i didn't want to kill myself in front of the Adults on the table
4. kabuverdianu is a cool language
i learned duolingo's haitian creole to get the vibes of a creole language. though this is attached to portuguese instead of french, a lot of the characteristics are the same. the words borrowed from the european language are spelled in a way that makes sense (maybe in a way that makes more sense to spanish-speakers?). i also like how gendered things tend to just be made gender neutral (usually defaulting to the masc way). i can hear it and understand it if spoken to me slowly, but after that ... oof!
5 . marcha do orgulho made me v happy
what if i change my "go to carnaval in every continent" goal to "go to pride in every continent" hehe. i think it was so Good how the pride that had 30 ppl last year exceeded their goal of 100 ppl this year by A Lot. even though there were a lot of ppl from the EU who backed the event (logistically spread the word i think??), the ppl who showed up were mostly black and made it such a fun time :,)
i also met a trans woman who claimed was the only trans woman in her island :,0 [5] she traveled all the way to santiago for pride
6 . overall i'm excited for the summer
i think that i'll spend a lot of my time reading a book by the beach and learning kabuverdianu while telling myself that i can maybe be an immigrant like my parents [4] or at least work abroad for a few years maybe. i'm excited to be an adult. i went to the beach (one on the other side of the island) today, and i just feel refreshed. i got to swim in the water like if it were a pool and hang out with the fish lol
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[1] my parents as a kid, my roommate as a taller kid (now)
[2] overheard at a bar in barcelona
[3] my roommate will prob talk abt it more since she's doing the indentityX blogposts that misti hosts lol
[4] for those that don't know, there's at least a two-gen moving maternal history in my family line. my grandma moved across the country after high school. my mom moved across the continent after college. i wanna Continue that somehow bc i feel like it'd be cute
[5] lots of gays and lesbians, according to her, but being trans is a whole different thing there
#'but lately i've been crying like a tall child' -mitski#call points 1 and 2 a Reference#okay i realize that the italics sub-headings make the numbered list kinda useless#but y'all love me so you'll stand it#heart#also i've been watching the politician with ben platt and i kinda get how my silly little theatre friends ended up really liking ben platt#he's a lil silly but he can Act and Sing#dash rambles#cabo verde#cv#oh yeah also work is going well LOL#i forget abt the fact that i have to do Something to justify me being here lol
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I was looking at the wikipedia page for conspiracy theories bc I have to make a slideshow about one for french class and stumbled upon the disappearance of harold holt one and it reminded me of a post that goes like "Countries where the [Prime Minister/President] have [done something completely bonkers]" followed by a photo of the wikipedia map you can find in a country's wikipedia page and I'm SO SURE the disappearance of an australian pm was on it, along something that happened to a peruvian president but I CANT FIND THE POST FOR THE LIFE OF ME!!! crying
if anyone knows which post im talking about pls send it to me, i beg yall
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my slow improvement in doing things continues.
the biggest step so far continues to be that i'm sleeping normal amounts of hours. i average on 8h a night and that's perfect. some days i go up to 10, some days i go to sleep late and still only get 6, but it's not 4 any more so wow yay woo.
i'm making simple lunches for work, but they are healthy and i AM making them :D
i realized that while it's true that i rarely crave sweets now, i still have a strong habit of thinking i need them, buying them, and if they are in front of me i will eat compulsively. but once i put them in the cupboard i forget they exist and i'm fine. (i did quite enjoy the peruvian sweets :D )
I met up with E a few times this week and she gave me a bunch of things. Most notably, a shirt! it fits me and the colors are wild :D i'm not sure what i'd wear down with it, but my wardrobe needs a bit of a refresher ... some time when i get paid and have money to burn i guess grr.
She gave me this herbal supplement that people seem to love by AG but I read once (and double checked now) and it's really hard to make sure that all the 6789098765 ingredients in the supplement don't mess with the ssri. so i think i'll give it back. i'm also gonna ask her to check if her sleeping problems didn't return once she started taking it.
she made banana bread with spelt flour and gave it to me today, it is DELICIOUS!
and finally, she gave me a bunch of perfume testers, one of them was for givenchy's l'interdit and i LOVE it so much i'm actually planning to buy it. again, money, what is it. C might be able to get it for me cheaper, and she also has a small version of it at home that she'll get me! :D having friends is nice.
i kinda want to find a dnd group or go watch hockey again... but all that would do better to wait for my next job, with a hope in more normal work hours.
I did treat myself by NOT buying the skz tour dvd because I was like... I literally don't have a dvd player what is the endgame here. i would much prefer for them to announce a tour here and spend money on multiple concerts.
work is causing a bit of anxiety as always. i had to have some discussions about not being racist in class pls, some insecurities about the upcoming exam etc. also i've already started working on the evaluations because it's so repetitive and boring for some students. what's the point.
i'm lowkey getting inspired to write again, so that lxc/jc fic might get another chapter soon :D it's been... 3 years now? :D if only i didn't keep changing previous chapters so i could at least post is as wip. but no, it only lives in my head :P
i am NOT keeping up with the raids needed to finish that timed challenge in pogo, i should probably do some stupid 1* raids even if i hate them, just to up the numbers. but i really want to do more shadow raids at the weekend. last sunday i went to the center but damn for once it was empty.
yesterday channie came online again and of course i was working but i snuck in 10 min of him during the break. it was so good to see him. and just as i was on the break, lino came to bbl :D <3 my minchan always :)
my korean is going well but i really really need to get a teacher again. i'm eating through duo too quickly :D
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knock knock it's
time to watch the In The Heights trailer again and fuckin cry my eyes out because it showed me what I'm missing re: my own mixed heritage
#pls pls don//t reblog#for context my lita is peruvian and my mom is 1st generation born in the US#i have.. some memories of when i was little. of dancing to spanish music with lita#if there was anything else i don't remember#but i never learned spanish and it's gonna be easier flying to the moon than becoming fluent in it#i never learned any as a kid and 4 years of spanish in public school was uh. not the best for me#don't ask me to read or write any Spanish but i can kind of hear and understand#speaking is like. the barest amount and I've never spoken it outside school#I JUST#watching the ITH trailer just made me realize how little (how fucking little) i know about/am connected to my spanish heritage#i live outside houston for chrissakes. there are so many chances for me to speak spanish#i feel like I'm trying to grab smoke from the air when i tell people I'm mixed.#as i get older it's not funny anymore hearing 'oh you must look like your dad!' or jokes about me being adopted#when I'm out with my mom (who has darker skin#(who has darker skin and dark hair and eyes. clearly i do not look like her)#it's just another reminder that there's my own personal history I'll never know or learn unless i go to peru myself#anyway this is a really long way of saying ITH makes me cry not just because of the story but because i want what they have:#culture they're proud of#anyway I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom now peace
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25 for hoshi pls!!
for the visual inspirations: one two
what a shame, you wouldn't be making it to dinner tonight.
you'd gotten dolled up too, wearing that dress soonyoung loved so much that sparkled under the light and accentuated your curves just right. after sightseeing in the city all day, you'd been looking forward to trying that michelin starred peruvian restaurant.
instead, while you'd been slipping your feet into your heels by the hotel room door, soonyoung had crowded you against the wall, brushing his lips along your neck to whisper how good you looked.
it hadn't taken much convincing for you to drop your shoes onto the ground and let him kiss your lipstick away, unbuttoning his white dress shirt until you could graze your nails down his chest.
"you made those reservations three months ago," you reminded soonyoung once you broke for air. "you were so excited."
he glanced down towards your impressive cleavage (thank you, expensive french push-up bra) before meeting your eyes again. "safe to say i'm more excited about this right now."
you laughed and shook your head, slipping your hands up to the nape of his neck. "it's the place jeonghan recommended, isn't it? he'll be disappointed."
soonyoung seemed to ponder this for about .04 seconds before he shrugged. "so we'll lie. the food was amazing, especially the branzino, really melted in your mouth. see? easy."
you snorted. "fair enough. now come here, i'll show you melt in your mouth."
you could sense your boyfriend's grin without even looking as you turned him against the wall, dropping to your knees in front of him and wasting no time with his pants. you were less than shocked to find him already hard once you pulled his briefs down enough to free his cock.
you locked eyes with him as you licked him from base to tip, flattening your tongue to linger at the tip before closing your lips over it.
soonyoung stared down at you with half lidded eyes, groaning the further you took him into your mouth. you knew he was struggling not to reach for the back of your head and ruin the hairstyle you'd spent forty minutes on in the bathroom.
"fuck, like that. so pretty like this, love."
his sweet words only made your chest swell with pride and encourage you to take him further into your mouth, to stretch your jaw to accommodate his size. soon enough, you'd worked yourself up to the rhythm that you knew he enjoyed - nice and slow, so he could truly enjoy the wet warmth of your mouth.
the next time you looked up at him, you found he wasn't looking down at you anymore. his head was resting against the wall, eyes still half closed as he stared forward at the opposite wall of the hotel room entrance.
he was looking so intensely, you found it odd, but continued your ministrations, bobbing your head to take him deeper and deeper.
all of the noises he was making were beginning to get to you, you could feel your panties were already dampening between your legs just from the way soonyoung was moaning louder as each minute passed.
closing your eyes, you slipped your free hand into your panties to relieve some of the tension, knowing it wouldn't finish you off but it'd be enough for now.
you became so enthralled in your own actions you didn't even notice soonyoung moving until you heard the sound of his phone unlocking and his thumbs tapping against the screen.
was he texting someone right now?
you stopped your movements and pulled back, opening your eyes to look up at him. "what are you doing?" you asked, furrowing your eyebrows.
"enjoying the view," he told you, a proud smirk on his lips.
you realized a moment later that he wasn't texting. no, his phone was pointing at the full length mirror on the other side of the wall. he was filming the two of you. in the same mirror he'd taken a thousand "ootd" selfies in earlier this morning before you'd headed out into the city.
and it was kinda hot.
knowing you were being filmed now, you simply nodded and continued as if nothing was different. except now, you made it a little dirtier, a little sloppier, imagining him watching it back the next time you were apart and he needed a release.
with that image in mind, of him laying in bed with his hand on his cock, stroking himself as he relived this moment and remembered just how good you'd made him feel, you picked up the pace of your own fingers in your underwear.
soonyoung didn't miss a beat. "you touching yourself, baby? you love this that much, hm? gonna make yourself cum while you're sucking my cock?"
he was working the camera too, you realized, but you didn't mind. it wasn't the first time he'd filmed you sucking him off, but it was the first time he'd been in the frame like this.
you moaned around him, which only caused his hips to buck towards you. you had to fight against a cough when he hit the back of your throat, knowing he was close enough now that you didn't want to stop.
"fuck. i'm gonna-" soonyoung started, "can i cum on your face? please," he said, no longer looking at the mirror but down at you.
you nodded as much as you could given the circumstances, and it was all he needed before was pulling out of your mouth. he quickly panned the camera down to you, using his other hand to jerk himself to his finish.
sitting back on your heels, you let out your inner pornstar and blinked up at soonyoung, innocently batting your lashes.
"cum for me, please," you said, licking your lips. "want to taste. want you to mess up my pretty makeup with your cum."
soonyoung didn't last ten more seconds before he came with a long moan. he'd learned by now how to avoid getting his cum in your eye but you closed your eyes anyway, still rubbing quick circles into your clit.
"holy shit," you heard soonyoung say, then the sound of him setting his phone on the small table beside you. "that was hot. wow."
when you opened your eyes, you were relieved that you could still see and although he'd come close to your lower lash line, your boyfriend had learned well. you licked your lips to clean up the mess there.
"do you mind?" you asked, gesturing to your face with a smile.
"yes, yes, sorry," soonyoung chuckled, rushing off to the bathroom to get a wash cloth.
when he came back you were standing, your dress already unzipped and pooled at your feet. his eyes scanned your body slowly before meeting your eyes once again with a giant grin.
"come clean me up," you said, "then you can return the favor and we can make use of that mirror across from the bed."
#seventeen smut#hoshi smut#svt smut#kwon soonyoung smut#soonyoung smut#writing#yes this was inspired by his ootd ig post from today
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i wanna draw Vader eating Peruvian food cause u know I am blink blink but I’m also doing the stormtrooper comic thing
I’m feeding myself this content
-jalepino bc my iPad has no internet rn 😭
Oooo ive never had Peruvian good before, but i bet its so so yummy!! Our boy would love it too I'm sure!!
PLS SEND IN THE COMIC WHEN YOU CAN THO IM DYING TO SEE IT
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Headcanons and unpopular opinions for kyle and craig pls 🥺
I did Kyle here, so this one is just for Craig!
Why I like them
Craig is cute. His hat, his nasally voice, his intentional boringness, it's all very cute. I also like how, despite claiming to not like the main four and claiming to not want to be involved in shenanigans, it was VERY easy for them to involve him in the pan flute band scheme. I think he lowkey wants to go on adventures and is a little jealous that weirdness tends to find the main four. But I also think he mostly likes being a side character with nothing going on. I appreciate the little things, too, like Craig smiling while doing the Easter egg hunt. And I love how he and Tweek have kind of forced each other to develop more as characters. I think Craig is just a good person, he's kind of a dick to most people but when he cares he REALLY cares. Like, he's willing to compromise and go out of his comfort zone to help Tweek and understand him better, and I think that's just wonderful.
Why I don’t
I honestly can't think of a reason. Yeah Craig doesn't really like the main four, but he has good reasons so I don't blame him.
Favorite episode (scene if movie)
Put it Down
Favorite season/movie
Uhh... it's not a movie OR a season but I'm gonna say TFBW.
Favorite line
"Was there ever a moment, when you had the genius idea of becoming a Peruvian flute band, that you thought, 'Hey, ya know, this might backfire'?... No. That never occurs to you guys, 'cause you guys are jerks, and you never learn from your mistakes, and that's why everyone at school thinks you guys are assholes."
Favorite outfit
Feldspar, because I'm just a Stick of Truth kinda gal.
OTP
Creek!
Brotp
Craig and Clyde, or Craig and Token.
Head Canon
I'm just going to link to @south-park-meta's Craig post because I have the exact same headcanon thoughts, especially when it comes to his and Tweek's relationship over time.
I definitely think Craig will end up being really tall, since his dad is noticeably taller than the other men in town. I like the idea of there being an obvious height difference between him and Tweek, too. I also like the idea of Tweek kind of bringing Craig out of his shell more and getting him to open up about his feelings a bit, and Craig being reluctant at first but ultimately appreciating the impact Tweek has had on him. I also think he and Tweek are probably both a little weird looking, but they see each other in such a positive light. No one else really gets what their appeal is, but they think each other are solid tens and that's all that matters. Craig describes Tweek with words like "ethereal" and everyone else is like "lol what the fuck?".
Unpopular opinion
I guess I don't really LOVE the 'Craig is actually Peruvian' headcanon, though I don't dislike it either. I totally get wanting more representation in a show that's so overwhelmingly white, but idk, I personally think he's just your run of the mill white kid.
A wish
More Craig-centered episodes, please.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
I don't want Creek to break up. I think they're good for each other. :(
5 words to best describe them
Reserved, introverted, closed-off, stoic, logical
My nickname for them
None
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Hi there! I would like to know if maybe you have any resources about witches who happen to be mestizas, like, idk if I can worship/practice indigenous gods/religions bc cultural appropriation=being an asshole but I also don't wanna just stick with the purely European witchcraft bc it doesn't really resonate with me (also eurocentrism yucky) and I'm also super lost on where to even look for. If you find/know anything pls let me know. Lots of luck! ♥️♥️
To start off, this isn’t my area of expertise, but I think I have a few things for you! I would say as a general rule, read into different religions and whether or not they’re open. If you’re ancestrally related to people who worshiped the deities, I’d say you’re probably doing just fine.
Bruja Positionalities: Toward a Chicana/Latina Spiritual Activism
Conjuring with Coca and the Inca: The Andeanization of Lima’s Afro-Peruvian RItual Specialists
"¿Espiritus? No. Pero la Maldad Existe": Supernaturalism, Religious Change, and theProblem of Evil in Puerto Rican Folk Religion
Women on Top: The Love Magic of the Indian Witches of New Mexico
The Inca’s Witches: Gender and the Cultural Work of Colonization inSeventeenth-Century Peru
and then I have one that shouldn’t take any account at all (again, if it doesn’t work, please PM me and I’ll get it to you from elsewhere!)
Las salamancas mestizas: de las religiones indígenas a la hechicería colonial. Santiago del Estero, siglo XVIII
I hope this is helpful!
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hello g! could i possibly get some fc suggestions for woc that rock a bob cut / chin to shoulder length hair ? i know that hairstyle is somewhat common for korean women, but i'm already playing a korean character in my current rp and am trying to bring in some ethnic diversity w my next character. pls and thank you for your help!
i’m so sorry this is late, but here u goooo !!!! i hope this helps, or that u already found someone !!!
CHINA ANNA MCCLAIN - african-american, age 21
NATHALIE KELLEY - peruvian and argentinian , age 34
AMANDA ARCURI - argentinian, age 22
NAOMI SCOTT - gujarati indian , age 26
ASHLEIGH MURRAY - african- american, age 32
KIKO MIZUHARA - japanese, age 29
LANA CONDOR - vietnamese , age 22
LIZA KOSHY - indian , age 23
LULU ANTARISKA - indonesian , age 24
WAKEEMA HOLLIS - african american , age 35
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my brother recently turned vegan and i'm like ok pls don't eat quinoa and he's like... why and i'm like *kathy bates voice* overcultivation displaced millions of peruvians but what the fuck.. it's cool
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE CAN I HONDO OHNAKA THE 8TH EPISODE OF THE MANDALORIAN?????!
#Pls I need to see it#I haven't slept all night waiting for links to see it#It's NOT MY FAULT DISNEY DIDN'T MAKE AN INTERNATIONAL LAUNCH#I'm a simple Peruvian woman making my way through the universe#Trying to be a p i r a t e#PLS
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