#plotting planning scheming

[julandran]

Newfaire Trail

[The group is planning their tactics for an undercover mission at a formal event.] . Aimee: I wouldn't be opposed to maybe slipping a little something in [my bosses']… a little Visene-like product in their drinks. Imari: (amused) A little dysentery for the evening? Aimee: (laughing) Something to get them to leave. Liam: I love it. The night before, or in the hour–? Aimee: Well, I need them to come in. So, y'know, maybe in the cocktail hour, before the performance begins. And I think they'll have no choice but to leave me with the busts and try to make a sale. Alex: (encouraging) Ethically speaking, I can't tell you how to do this, but if I were to accidentally leave a book somewhere that had that information in it… I can't control what you do. Aimee: (solemnly) Understood. . Candela Obscura — chapter 4, ep.2 'The Gilded Graveyard' (youtu.be/PgqgDpQiVvE)

[stars-obsession-pit]

Due to issues with Jack’s fertility, the Fenton kids were both conceived using donor sperm. The donor they ended up receiving wasn’t anyone special; just a random chemical engineer from Gotham City by the name of Jack Napier

And perhaps things could have ended there. Perhaps in another reality, they did, and Danny never had to pay more than a passing thought to his genetic father.

But in this world, Jack Napier faced one extraordinarily bad day, and it broke him. All he could do in response was laugh at the utter meaningless of it all. And by the time his cackles subsided, the man he had once been was dead. In his place, only the Joker remained.

Yet despite how suddenly everything changed, neither of them knew the truth of things right away. The Joker had never even known he had a son, since the service didn’t inform people if their donations were used. And though Danny had known Napier’s name, he had no reason to pay enough attention to the man to notice his disappearance.

That ignorance couldn’t last forever, though.

All it took was a few medical tests from Danny before the automated database systems made the connection.

And that certainly didn’t go unnoticed by those in Gotham.

It looks like it’s time for Uncle J to pay his kid a surprise visit! Ooh, maybe he could break out the ol’ electroshock kit and bring back Joker Jr too, make it a proper family reunion!

[cubbihue]

Vhnemdkjf purble irep! Can we see more fairy irep and anti-fairy peri?

Yup!! During their schooling, where the most amount of swaps happened, the two would end up swapping in more than just color palettes!

Sometimes Peri would get caught scheming and plotting Irep's demise (Revenge for Ruining his Science Project). Or Irep will get caught doing something very nice and wholesome for another Fairy (Helping a new student find their way around school).

Just as Anti Cosmo and Cosmo has a bit of each other's personalities mixed up, Peri and Irep has a bit of an overlap in behaviors, haha. They both love to monologue, for example. The more swaps a pair does, the more mixed they get!

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[lonely-north-star]

always "what are you scheming and plotting" never "how are you scheming and plotting" can i get an amen 😔 @kelotalks @satangcrush

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

in addition to cannibalism, some trout also like to feast on the opportune bird, mouse, or vole.

[beatcroc]

Mecha Sonic, in what way is the echidna an obstacle for you?

[constantvariations]

I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Banesaw's first of his only two sentences being, "Finally, I get to kill a Schnee," knocking Weiss unconscious in a single hit, then just chucking her into the next room so Blake can save her

[ineffablelarents]

All is right again

[mermmarie]

As planned, a Rise Donnie version! 💜✨✨

Of course, mine is a future version. (22 years old, good timeline, 6'2. Canon-Donnie is standing on a box. LMAO!)

I high-key miss his goggles, but perhaps they'll make an appearance from time to time. 💕

Individual pics of my style down below

[astrobei]

using haven’s visit as an excuse to see challengers for the third time probably

[julandran]

Do we wanna keep contacting morally ambiguous people, or do we wanna get into, like, disappointing friends?

Ashton Greymoore, keeping options for alliances open Critical Role — campaign 3, ep. 49 “The Aurora Grows”

[mouse-prince-of-the-rats]

Yes, yes… it’s all coming together……..

[knightofsuperior]

Wherever You Soar Away, Remember That It's Always a Blessing to Be Here with You

Fandom: Fire Emblem Three Houses, Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury

Summary:

Suletta Mercury is shattered. Her dreams are but a folly, her life's philosophy turned out less than ideal, and her love has been torn to shreds before her eyes. It's a blessing, then, that she's just where she needs to be to rebuild herself. Or: After episode 12, Suletta Mercury becomes a Deer, Fodlan discovers it has neighbors beyond the skies, and Miorine tries to rectify a mistake.

Read the fic here, and check out an excerpt/my thoughts below!

Excerpt:

Byleth gasped in shock as a wave of heat rushed over her; it was nowhere near as searing as the earlier one, but it was still far from pleasant. Forcing herself up to her feet, she took in the sight before her. Encompassing the whole of the opposite end of the path (or, rather, crater) was a massive, smoking figure. Its body was made of pure steel, shaded with varying hues, but not left unharmed by its approach. Scorch marks and melted iron dripped from various spots on its arms, though its chest area appeared relatively unscathed. The creature’s face (or what she approximated as its face) had the most damage, with cracked glass and torn metallics throughout. What in the world is this? I wish I knew… Byleth intended to return to the others, to call upon the Church to investigate, as further engaging with this… thing was far past what she had been ordered to do. However, this was before the creature turned its head to look directly at her. It’s alive?! Sothis screeched, horror in her every breath, How is something like that sentient, let alone alive after falling from the sky in flames?! …sU…Le…tTa… If Byleth had much of a heart, it likely would have stopped. “You… can talk?” Sa…ve… Su…lE…ttA… The creature’s chest opened, steam billowing from its sides.  It held within its casing a girl with bright red hair.

Author's Note: Somehow, out of all the things I've written on AO3 over the years, this is my most-viewed story with almost ten thousand hits and over 300 kudos. I'm sincerely blown away by that, because I just wanted to write what I thought would be a fun AU that'd last a few chapters at best. I love writing these characters, and exploring new facets of their personalities as they interact with someone so far out of their norm (and vice versa for poor Suletta), and it's given me a great challenge in writing drama and intrigue.

This specific story is barreling toward its climax, but I've got plans for what's beyond--so whether you're an old reader or a new one, I sincerely hope you enjoy it!

[deadbeandrop]

i always feel like there's such an underappreciated aspect of lumpus being the one to have feelings for slinkman (over the years) which is that there's something so Hilarious about him wanting to dump his head in a vat of acid because he's thinking stupid mushy shit, or Worse, about this Thing again

who also does not pick up on this at all and just thinks he's being weird again

[fruiteggsaladit]

Question if Mukuro is based on Kushana, does that make Hiei Nausicaa?

This is not ship Do not interact with this as such.

[nothazellevesque]

honestly i have to give props to eddie for not killing himself on the spot after chris’s birthday. because i would’ve done some truly drastic and heinous shit if that were me. i would have singlehandedly ruined both my son’s and my parents’ lives and mental health for the foreseeable future. im talking “stage my own death so my will kicks in and christopher is forced to leave texas and now no one gets what they want” levels of drastic and heinous. because if I have to be miserable and in severe emotional distress without my baby, we’re all going to be miserable and in severe emotional distress. fuck you.