#pll recap

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[jaggedwolf]

area car geek getting nerdsniped by ABC Family's advertising while watching the teen girl blackmail show

[heronroseeros]

okay. okay. I've got it. PLL: Original Sin is like if you put an American Horror Story filter over OG PLL.

[theboyatthebustop]

how long would it be when something like Buffy/Charmed/Lucifer falls victim to the “multi-hour show board retrospective” trend that happened to vampire diaries, pretty little liars and victorious?

[timaeusterrored]

I love following the Samurai bot on Twitter bc it posts in all lower case and I read it in lower case KNOWING it’s Johnny and Kerry screaming their hearts out about burning the corpos.

[unimportant-ramblings]

I think recap podcasts of shows hosted by stars of said show are very tacky but if the pretty little liars girls started recapping no I don't I never said that

[eugeniedanglars]

i know this will be a controversial opinion but actually we shouldn’t bring back 22-episode tv seasons. for sitcoms and mystery-of-the-week shows yeah sure go nuts but anything with an actual overarching storyline needs to be contained to 8-12 episodes maximum. most stories simply cannot be stretched over 22 episodes of television and trying to do it anyway is how you get pretty little liars

[rodrickheffley]

tbh i'm glad i had a phase were i thought i was a cis lesbian i wouldnt trade that for accepting that i was trans sooner

[zroqravity]

Mutuals to binge PLL with

[shubblelive]

i've got 4 more event asks to write they'll come out over the next 2 days and then it's back to requests i know i complain about school a lot but i am really struggling with my workload this semester so if your request takes a second then i am very sorry i'm doing my best <333

[jaggedwolf]

thinking about how the mom in Furiosa is also the ex in that Anyone But You film that I only tolerated a third of, and am once more so distracted by its choice to steal names from Much Ado About Nothing and none of its plot - cool, Hero/Claudius are now lesbians, but then one of them still needs to be horrific to the other, what else is the point!

[m-jay-gee]

why is pretty little liars trending ?

[yellowjavkets]

I have a confession to make. I don't like quinton reviews i don't think his videos are very good and i don't think his commentary is very entertaining and also he called andre boring which basically put him on my hitlist. but i hope he keeps doing it because i enjoy other absurdly long videos of the like

[avephelis]

seriously though that girlie's video essays are the only background noise that can get me to focus he's so slayful

like if you aren't watching mike's mic what are you even doing...

[zalrb]

PLL 1x08 Review - As Per Anon Request

If Toby and Jenna really did sleep together and a therapist knows, like I'm not sure what the laws would be with regards to informing the parents if the parents don't know already, and I'm aware that this show doesn't care about the law, but it makes no sense for Jenna and Toby to be in the same house anymore.

Do TVD and PLL share a theme? Their recap theme sounds very much like one of TVD's themes.

"How did he get into an ivy league school?" You can get into an ivy league school and listen to punk, Aria. 🙄

Must've been affirmative action for goths and emos? Really Spencer?

"I wish we could choose the age we wanted to be and just stay there." I bet you thought that was really deep, Aria.

"It's gruesome." No, the correct word would be morbid. It's morbid.

"The fact that is a one pay cheque family." Does your ex husband not pay child support and alimony?

Jason does not look like he would be Alison's brother.

I mean, if I was minding my business and then got blinded because some girls decided to stink bomb my house, I would mess with them too, the fuck.

"How are we going to stop her without looking like bitches?" I mean, you were all complicit in blinding her. We are well past that.

I am lowkey fascinated with how horrible Shay is in this.

Oh yay, an Ezra flashback.

"So Noel's at this place where he wants to ask her but not if she's going to say no." That's a Noel thing, Sean, who the hell wants to be rejected asking someone out?

Also, every time I see Noel in the subtitles, I pronounce it Noël in my head. I guess some French Immersion stuck, idk.

Oh God, Maya and the slouchy beanie. That was my look for a while.

I like how they're "selling stuff online" but won't just work part-time somewhere.

I like when Aria thought that Emily's dad may be sick or dead or hurt she asks "Is he OK?" from the door and doesn't rush over to sit next to her. Details.

Aria and Emily should also never be alone in a scene together, they need a scene partner who can carry them and neither one can do that for the other.

CAN JENNA WEAR SOMETHING OTHER THAN BLACK.

"Do you ever get tired of going after the low hanging fruit?" "Don't ruin a perfect day, Spencer." LMAO.

Oooh A said "I'll be watching just like Tom Sawyer" and Tom Sawyer went to his own funeral so omg it's a cluuuueeeeeee OR IS IT?

Hanna shakes her head a lot because she's trying to emphasize something.

Hanna, REPORT HIM.

"She deserves this memorial and so do we." LOL Spencer's speech would just solidify that I would fuck shit up at hat memorial.

Nothing has indicated to me why they were all friends with her.

"I would write a cheque but I don't trust my cheque booking skills for now" how does that make sense in this context?

Is Aria's dad and Hanna's mom going to be a thing because that would be funny.

"The secrets of the girls cuddled up in Alison's bedroom" what brother speaks this way about his sister or her friends.

I feel like I remember that there's something off about him. Idk.

"Just because I made it up doesn't mean it's not true." Alison, listen to that sentence.

"Aria, the lights in this how are dimming because of all of the energy you're sucking out of the air." HA.

"I mean aren't you always going to be 'The Friend of That Girl Who Was Murdered'?" ... no?

Aria, just go home.

"So I guess this guy was serious." Yes, we made out a couple of times and had the same amount of conversations. And he's a predator.

I like how sterile the interiors of all the houses look. They didn't even try to make it seem like people lived there.

"Don't sell your things." Just get a JOB.

Look at Lucy doing this memorial speech, trying to act.

Couldn't even smash all of the tiles?

[beenovel]

So towards the end of February PLL was trending and out of curiosity I browsed the tags bc I used to love the show. I saw screenshots from a YouTube video called "An appropriately unhinged recap of Pretty Little Liars" by Mike's Mic. I thought "I have nothing better to do, may as well watch it". This put a couple things in motion.

1: I started hyperfixating on it. Not the show, just the video.

2: I have now watched the YouTube series five. fucking. times. The series is six hours long. This means that I have spent THIRTY HOURS watching these videos in the last three-ish months

3: I now regularly quote the videos not only in my own head, but also out loud. Some popular quotes: "my back hurts, my bra's too tight" "felon, felon, felon, jail, prison" and the specific way he says "what. The fuck" in one part of the video

4: I have started legitimately thinking about creating my own Plot Wall like the one in Mike's video for another show (probably Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated, one of my other hyperfixations. If not that, then maybe the Barbie movie when it comes out). For those of you who haven't seen the video, it looks like this:

Have I lost my mind??? Maybe. Am I having fun?????? Abso-fucking-lutely