#pll recap

[immortaliteapodcast]

Bad idea right? (Aria’s version) 🎶

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[jaggedwolf]

area car geek getting nerdsniped by ABC Family's advertising while watching the teen girl blackmail show

[heronroseeros]

okay. okay. I've got it. PLL: Original Sin is like if you put an American Horror Story filter over OG PLL.

[theboyatthebustop]

how long would it be when something like Buffy/Charmed/Lucifer falls victim to the “multi-hour show board retrospective” trend that happened to vampire diaries, pretty little liars and victorious?

[timaeusterrored]

I love following the Samurai bot on Twitter bc it posts in all lower case and I read it in lower case KNOWING it’s Johnny and Kerry screaming their hearts out about burning the corpos.

[unimportant-ramblings]

I think recap podcasts of shows hosted by stars of said show are very tacky but if the pretty little liars girls started recapping no I don't I never said that

[eugeniedanglars]

i know this will be a controversial opinion but actually we shouldn’t bring back 22-episode tv seasons. for sitcoms and mystery-of-the-week shows yeah sure go nuts but anything with an actual overarching storyline needs to be contained to 8-12 episodes maximum. most stories simply cannot be stretched over 22 episodes of television and trying to do it anyway is how you get pretty little liars

[rodrickheffley]

tbh i'm glad i had a phase were i thought i was a cis lesbian i wouldnt trade that for accepting that i was trans sooner

[zroqravity]

Mutuals to binge PLL with

[shubblelive]

i've got 4 more event asks to write they'll come out over the next 2 days and then it's back to requests i know i complain about school a lot but i am really struggling with my workload this semester so if your request takes a second then i am very sorry i'm doing my best <333

[immortaliteapodcast]

That's immortali-TEA, my darlings.

[jaggedwolf]

thinking about how the mom in Furiosa is also the ex in that Anyone But You film that I only tolerated a third of, and am once more so distracted by its choice to steal names from Much Ado About Nothing and none of its plot - cool, Hero/Claudius are now lesbians, but then one of them still needs to be horrific to the other, what else is the point!

[m-jay-gee]

why is pretty little liars trending ?

[yellowjavkets]

I have a confession to make. I don't like quinton reviews i don't think his videos are very good and i don't think his commentary is very entertaining and also he called andre boring which basically put him on my hitlist. but i hope he keeps doing it because i enjoy other absurdly long videos of the like

[avephelis]

seriously though that girlie's video essays are the only background noise that can get me to focus he's so slayful

like if you aren't watching mike's mic what are you even doing...

[zalrb]

PLL 1x04 Review - Per Anon Request

"Aww, like little headstones." HA, yes, Hanna's my fave. Got called desperate, totalled his car in response - excuse me, damaged - and her snide remarks.

Y'all, A is just sending texts. So who cares. They're not going to actually do anything.

"So you're really done?" He did sexually assault her, Aria. But you're in the midst of a statutory rape/predatory thing right now, so.

No matter how many times I hear Secret, I just think of Gossip Girl. Sorry PLL.

Hot scarf, Em. It's a red scarf.

Is don't ask, don't tell what you would use to describe Hanna's relationship with her father, Spencer? Isn't it just, "we don't talk about it"? Don't ask, don't tell would be if you found out about Aria and Ezra and she knew you knew but you didn't ask her about it so she wouldn't have to lie about it.

Aria, are you telling him not to ride a bike?

"You wore a scarf this morning." Toby, please.

Also, why are we acting like people don't wear scarves in Rosewood?

How many times are we going to flashback to the affair scene? Just show it in the recaps, my god.

"Oh God, there's barely enough left of you to hug." Can you all stop? PLEASE. Lmao, let that poor girl live.

I like how Hanna is taking no accountability for wrecking a car. He should yell at you, Hanna.

"Mostly it's to remind myself that there was literature before laptops" what kind of English teacher needs to be reminded of that?

"I asked you here because I don't see you as a child" this man belongs in JAIIIILLLLLL.

"I think he wants to spend more time with me" He's getting married or he's moving countries or something.

Emily is terrible.

That is not how you introduce your new family to your daughter.

This is a good shot

You are making grand drunken gestures to a high schooler at her house.

Ooh I'm recording you with Wren and I'm going to do nothing about it except send it to you. Staaakes.

I really don't know anything about you except that you're underage.

One cup of coffee and he's sober!

"You two on a boat." "See who's coming back?" "Is ... that a joke?" "Of course it was a joke. And this was a fork." LOL.

"I'm a fixer when it comes to my family." Aria, I haven't seen you fix or try to fix shit.

"I'm the one planning and negotiating." When was this? Where was I?

"Wishing how I'd met you first" what, when she was fourteen? Get a grip.

LOL this is ridiculous. A knowing exactly what station Hanna is listening to and when.

Oh finally, A does something. Jesus.

Who CARES if the bracelet is gone? The bracelet doesn't mean anything.

I like how fixer Aria sees the note from A that her mom read and doesn't even try to talk to her mom, she just keeps looking at the note.

Aria, why is the jungle red note on the mirror more disturbing to you then A leaving a note detailing everything happening with your dad in your house?