first impression: of course was that dante is just a self insert for the player
current impression: i would not say shuckaroonies personally if they actually were a self insert. we love dante for their unique fail attributes that make the sinners go mild + a reinvention of the self that preludes to a harry du bois level past to be revealed
favorite moment: in the prologue when meursault introduces himself and dante inexplicably says merci to him even though he didnt say a word of french. meur just replies: Yes.
story idea: i would love to hear dante sing and its just several sound effects layered over eachother like a ytpmv
fav relationship: ummmm i dont really think about dante pairings that much verg/dante is funny cuz its like a my boss is so hawt and im just a little secretary romance except its a decrepit old man and a clock. ill never love again... tic tick tic tic tick tock tic.. oh.. you get me.. anyway clockroach (good name) is sweet they are just two little guys against the world and most yi sang ids have made a pass at dante in some way
fav headcanon: i niaow its not Canon but i love when ppl draw their clock hands as like eyebrows and when theyre asleep the hands are at 6 its awesome Keep It Up
I'm going to out myself as the helpless romantic that i am but uhm
I watched One episode of With Love on amazon prime and i am Excited !! It litterally takes so little my god. There are two queer latino characters and one filipino bi character and... is the leading lady a latina aromantic character????? Is this Happening rn??
Maybe it's not happening. Maybe im hallucinating but !!!!
I just love these characters they're so sweet and so much like my own family with like.. a third of the drama somehow idk how that's possible to have a family yhis wholesome BUT ANYWAY i love to see it
Really hoping no gay characters die or smth stupid *knock on wood*
ok i had this thought about 4 seconds ago so it's not even a quarter baked but this is the second time alice's computer has a .jmj error. i don't believe there's been computer errors for anyone else yet. so why are the computers fucking up with her specifically. my ideas for now are:
alice is the least engaged in the cases and the computer needs her to be focusing on that shit more intently. sam was maybe the one to get the "corpse speaking after death" case because the computer knew alice wouldn't have listened to it but sam would've told her about it. so something tricking alice into learning shit wouldn't surprise me
in a similar vein to option number 1 but more far fetched: a .jmj error is freddie and chester (and maybe norris and augustus but they seem less active) fighting for control of the machine and chester is trying to tell alice something but freddie is shutting that shit down bc plot?
there is something wrong with the dyers? in the tma universe the entities interacts poorly with certain types of technology. is her whole vibe fucking up the computers somehow? (unlikely but who knows. i'll take anything that supports the nonhuman alice theory)
as usual. please fuck with me. please correct any non factual shit in this. please tell me why you think computers hate our girl
Captain John Price (COD) NSFW Headcanons (1) (requested)
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I think he would pretty much be into every kink you’re into/ask him to perform with/for you (except scat, but the golden shower is okay-ish). He trusts you. He wouldn’t shame you for it, rather he would find it interesting/hot that you’re into that kind of stuff. When it comes to sharing you, though, for example, he would def have to be present to watch or, even better, participate in the sharing of your body. Others can use your mouth or ass, but your pussy is his (he would make you wear a plug/wearable dildo to make sure you, and everybody else seeing it, remember that. The sharing thing shouldn't be too frequent though, otherwise it would start to annoy him, and never with the same people more than once (you get to choose them and he never says no to whomever is your choice). He would always personally make sure everybody’s clean though, he would never risk your health (or his, for that matter)
He wouldn’t pressure you into performing his own kinks, bc he’s lowkey “scared” it would backfire on him during a discussion. As long as he’s fucking you and you know you’re his, almost everything else is secondary to him
I think he would be one of those men who enjoys you sending them nudes and videos (even the ones where your face is visible). He would never share them with others or let anyone else see them on purpose, but I’m pretty sure that, if you two ever broke up, he wouldn’t delete them and would lie about having deleted them… Also, he wouldn't/couldn't send you his nudes/videos (reputation and all. I know, double standards suck, but let's also remember what his world and profession is)
He gives off the vibes of a lover who would praise and degrade you at the same time during sex (if you’re into that). For example: “Who owns this greedy pussy, love?”, “Your cunt is sucking me dry, love (he always throws the "love" in there, for good measure, lol)”, etc…
He’s gonna give you all the kids you want, seriously. He definitely has a breeding kink and likes seeing you pregnant with his kids. Plus, I'm sure he would be a great father and very patient with them (would give them life lesson speeches at every occurrence, lmao)
He likes manhandling you into every position
Don’t ask me why, but I think he would be a good and dedicated pussy eater, lol
Would def appreciate a unshaven pussy: “Like God intended”, and would not pressure you into shaving—in general
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(I don’t really want to say this anonymously but I’d rather present as my Danganronpa blog rather than my primary one, so that blog is @chisalovebot) I cannot describe to you how happy your posts make me. I tend to fixate heavily on post canon Danganronpa, both with the DR1 survivors running the new Hope’s Peak and 77-B up to their shenanigans on Jabberwock Island. I rotate these ideas in my head constantly and love seeing what other people think they’re up to. I feel like post canon is under appreciated, since you get all the room in the world for happiness and creativity but don’t lose the substance and tragedy of the canon. You drew Hajime and Ibuki together one time and it made me sososo happy bc they’re my favorite ship (you even got my headcanons spot on, bi and poly! I personally believe there’s hardly anyone monogamous on that island post canon lol) I hope to see you draw Hinabuki again, if you do I will be here for it!! :)
thank you for saying so it's very sweet! Post canon is my actual poison from the milk root and wow I am Passionate about Ibuki and Hajime being polyam. Hajime has protag anonymity but Ibuki is just so. I mean they both are if you have eyes but especially Ibuki you know it. The polyam