#please tell me you do

[gh0stlake]

I was looking on the wikihow 47 Gender-Neutral Compliments for Non-binary People

and I... Is this.. Nathan drawfee??? And Jacob drawfee is that you as well??? What are you doing here?? I mean I agree with Nathan and I'm sure everyone agrees but I don't understand how you got in my 47 Gender-Neutral Compliments for Non-binary People

[robjn93]

janet and jack on the brink of a divorce would have paved the way for so many stories if dc werent a coward and fridged janet. them actually getting a divorce and tim now has two houses to live in, two parents to lie to. and how would janet feel about tim spending so much time with bruce, about the bruises on her son’s face? would she feel like a failure as a mother and blame the divorce for making tim feel like he needs to run away from everyone? maybe janet is the one to purchase drake manor and maybe tim spends more time at janet’s because it was closer to wayne manor but jack feels like tim loves janet more and that he’s replacing him with bruce wayne, that maybe janet moved on already and now she’s trying her luck with the bachelor living next door? and then dana like the feeling of having a stepmom that is actually nice and kind but it still feels like a betrayal to janet because ‘there’s only one woman i can love like a mother’ but also… its dana and she is great and she never tried to steal janet’s spot in tim’s heart but it still feels unfair towards janet to love dana like a mother. throw in there some backstory on janet and jack, they are canon new money so how was their life before being ‘the drakes’? or when did they have tim? like maybe they had him when they were too young and inexperienced, maybe they thought they could pull it off and protect him from the world but then the trip at haly’s, the day tim’s life had changed forever. and what about janet and jack? how did the trip to the circus change their lives? they were already shown bickering but haly’s circus must have had a weight on their relationship that couldn’t be shaken away. imagine taking your son to the circus, to try and make him happy and have a nice family hangout, and you inadvertently exposed him to death and there’s nothing you can do as you stare helplessly because you took him there. so you can only blame the other and find some comfort in being the parent that could have prevented it, but was victim of the circumstances. and who would find out about tim being robin first? how would janet react? would she have tried to talk it out with tim instead of forbidding him to be robin? would she have understood why he does what he does? janet meeting stephanie, getting to know the girl that loved her son even with a goofy mask and thighs on, how would steph feel about janet? and so much more like i need this so bad, you don’t understand

[sh4thesh33p]

Do any of you guys know mst3k??

[the-rainbow-lesbian]

there is something to be said about how some religions control their followers by shaming them for having any joy and happiness and working hard to deprive them of it by glorifying misery and suffering and how that is starting to manifest in some leftist circles that view suffering as virtuous and any celebration of life as evil.

[corbyns-stuff]

Okay hear me out: chase petra and scary marlow

They are the same person

[n3-x-us]

..Do any of you know a hat in time perchance?

[biggestbaroufan6969696969]

*turns you into a pill bug and starts rolling you around in the palm of my hand*

[pepteezer]

headcannon time:

evil peppino wears these kind of shoes

[myoldiaries]

does anyone remember “i’m poetry, complicated, simply stated” in 2024

[dylan-duke]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JAX BRINDLEY PLEASE?!

im currently reading @lennysfridge ryan x noelle AU and little lottie so i want to talk about babies!!!

[maggot-collective]

Hey tumblr do homestuck fans who are also dedicated maggots / slipknot fans exist cuz i really fucking need friends to rant about how jake would look like paul if he was real

[sukimas]

do people in general know what a Hamiltonian is

[ftm-megamind]

hey.

newsies star wars au where davey and jack met when they were both padawans and they immediately clicked and became best friends. jack dragged davey into trouble and davey always helped him avoid the consequences. they snuck out together and daydreamed about their futures as jedis and promised they'd always be a team. they were scared and confused sometimes, when hearing about what's happening in the galaxy, but ultimately helped one another find clarity and hope, they were each others' safe places in a way.

but then snyder (galactic empire's general) attacked the jedi temple in which jack and davey were training and it was a big mess really, snyder captured countless innocent people, including jack (davey and his master managed to escape), who later experienced horrible things when snyder imprisoned them. he saw his friends and loved ones tortured and sometimes even killed. and that's when jack told himself he won't be a jedi, because he saw that all this injustice is inherently because of them, meaning because of him, too, and he didn't want innocent people to suffer.

then he managed to escape and started living on some shitty planet while hiding from the galactic empire. years go by and he's still wallowing, no hope left. he thinks about davey, he thinks about their dream of always being a team and so many what ifs. then one day the galactic empire finds him, despite him being so careful, but a group of mysterious strangers rescue him. turns out it's some rebels, the two who escorted him to their ship call themselves crutchie and racetrack. jack wants to go "home", but at the same time, for the first time since snyder's attack he feels something else than indifference and pain. crutchie asks him whether he wants to be part of their crew and jack immediately shuts it down, despite his heart aching for it - he remembers his own promise, he remembers he swore he would never let the force guide him again, that he wouldn't let himself be a source of pain for people. then jack meets the ship's captain, and it's davey, and dear god did jack miss him. he feels happy, and he hasn't in so long, and they start talking and remember all the things they did together, and it's as if they haven't seen each other for just a day or two, that's how good they get along after all these years. but jack still says no when this time davey asks him to join them. davey is surprised, and borderline angry, because he remembers when jack used to be passionate about this, about wanting to fight for a better tomorrow, not only for himself, but for civilians that looked up to jedis. jack feels shame, and he hates that davey is right.

then one day, during a mission, crutchie gets ambushed by some troopers. despite always saying he isn't a part of this, jack is the first one to rush for him, lightsword in his hand, davey not far behind, and that's when he really makes up his mind - fighting through the hordes of stormtroopers, rescuing crutchie and seeing happiness and relief light up his face- this is what he's made for. he found hope again and wants to share it, protecting others and telling them that maybe there's still something to fight for, no matter how small the odds of winning are, despite how scared and how angry he really is.

so he's officially a part of the team. and for their mission, they want to overthrow pulitzer, who rules this corner of the galaxy - this is neither safe or easy, but jack is more than willing to do it, partly to make up for his previous stubbornness. davey goes, too, to worried to let jack go alone. and somehow, they make it all the way to the big man's office, and they decide it's best if one goes in and the other stays outside, keeping an eye on any reinforcements. before jack goes to confront pulitzer, he and davey share a moment, and they both have been waiting long enought for it to happen- surely, if they've found each other after so long, it's meant to be. and if this is goodbye, davey makes sure jack knows just how much he's loved.

if you even care.

and then jack goes in. and succeeds, intimidating pulitzer so much that he promises to leave and never return if only jack spares his life, and jack hesitates for a moment; he's furious, he remembers everything pulitzer ever did, always making everyone suffer, but in the end, he lets pulitzer go - he maintains his anger and doesn't give in, and ultimately he knows it's the better choice, because they proved a point, forcing pulitzer to give up.

jack and davey go back to their friends, and jack feels so so happy, and now he knows that you don't have to be the narrative's slave, and you can make your own narrative, fighting for your values, finding people who share your passion and who love you, despite all your flaws. and he's so happy he might cry, actually, and he promises davey he'll never leave again.

[podoro-vines]

MIZISUA

[tio-trile]

@scorpling: *galaxy brains* someone should draw the TLT necromancers as their corresponding Sailor Guardians

Me: Oh that sounds like a great idea. Too bad I've actually never watched Sailor Moon tho

Me:

Me: Palamedes in a miniskirt tho.

[inkskinned]

we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.

"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."

i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.

you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"

i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.

what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.

i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.

"don't make a big deal about this," you said.

this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.

"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.

you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."

the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.

afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."