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[yellowhearther0]

OKAY

@thisisacallfordreamteam​ helped :)

Au where theres a shitty live action verison of the dream smp

It ends after Season 1 (it runs through all major events until wilbur presses the button in actual dsmp lore)

It basically has the l’manburg war (casual nod to the discs at points for filler) and then the election and corruption arcs

theres only like 30 episodes or smth christ the pacing is terrible they needed like 2 or 3 seasons instead of one

Characters

They dont fuck up the human actors

other than tommy and tubbo who get played by old white guys in their 50s /hj

BUT

THE NON HUMAN CHARACTERS

OH BOY

They dont humanize everyone so dream, antfrost, fundy, and technoblade stay like they are

They dont even keep the CGI the same

This is long as fuck so im putting the rest under the cut but please read it its funny

Fundy, Antfrost, and Technoblade repectively look like:

Sally also appears!

She gets CGI’d too :)

They needed the fish to be sexy okay

Plot

OH BOY

they fuck up the lmanburg war by making dream eviler than he needs to be during that time

its terrible

and dreams actor is also like

legit terrible. they did dream dirty

they toss some really shit music in there too thats like super out of place

tommy’s discs are like a subplot and its never really explored much outside of like,, 2 episodes lol

there are no drugs because they try to make it pg13 but that is the only thing they change

the drug caravan is now the candy caravan :)

dweam is so mean and evil bc he wont let this grownass man and his children who also look like grown ass men sell candy on his property >:(

theres still like sword fights and stuff so people get hurt

but the blood is so fake

like so painfully obvious that its fake

the finale of the l’manburg war is a 2 parter

eret betrays part 1

and then it ends during part 2

and dream gets forgiven! bc friendship :) and eret does not but they never address them forgiving eret ever again so sometimes they’re buddy buddy with him and other times they hate him

GEORGE

GEORGE IS THE MOST INCOSISTENT BITCH IN THE WHOLE SHOW

THEY HYPE HIM UP SO MUCH TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE HES GONNA DO SMTH BIG DURNG THE VERY ANTICIPATED ELECTION 2 PARTER

AND HE NEVER SHOWS UP ASDFGHJKHGFDSA

During the corruption arc tommy and wilbur are stuck in the ravine but like its so clear they didnt have the budget for anything to look remotely like a ravine

so its all filmed in some long hallway

and they just add rocks and stuff

how the fuck did the remake get cleared again?

THE FINALE

IS SO BAD

DREAM SWITCHES BACK TO THE ‘GOOD GUYS’

PHIL TALKS WILBUR OUT OF PRESSING THE BUTTON BC WE CANT HAVE ANYONE DYING OH NO

SPEAKING OF NO ONE DYING

SCHLATT

HE DOESNT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK BC THATS lame <3

INSTEAD HES ARRESTED AND THE LAST SHOT WE SEE OF HIM IS HIM LOOKIN LIKE THIS

NIKI, WHO DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING, IS SUDDENLY THERE

GEORGE IS THERE TOO WHAT

LITERALLY ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE WHO THE FUCK-

(They’re all characters who are more relevant in season 2 but they never got a season 2 so ur just left with all these random ass people like who even-)

Curtains close the end go to credits

The DSMP Show is to DSMP Fans as the PJO Movies is to the PJO Fans

Everyone hates it

Like everyone

including the DSMP Members

bc they didnt have much say in the process

so everyone just clowns the shit out of it its so funny

Everyso often there are rumors that they’re gonna make a season two of the show but its never true

ANYWAY THATS ALL TY THAT WAS HORRIBLE IM SO SORRY