#please let this be a normal field trip

[bluesakura007]

*Cruisin On Down Main Street intensifies to the DW theme’s beat*

[iamthepulta]

now I've completed all my distractions, I'm forced to teach everybody about cobalt refining

[digiblueslush]

Y’all I am so close to unfollowing the jjk tag WHY IS IT ALL SMUT FANFICS I JUST WANNA SEE CUTE FANART THE FUCK

[thingsifoundongeoguessr]

This place will get you so wasted you'll feel like you just took your space helmet off on Pluto

[cheeriosgreg]

All I’m saying is that if I had a magic school, screw microbiology! These kids are learning the dark arts!

[elaraskirbyart]

OK EVERYBODY HEAR ME OUT HERE

This is Tuff.

- Two toned, spiky hair

- Large head

- Oval body with directly attached feet

Here’s Tiff.

- Spiky hair

- Large head

- Oval body with directly attached feet

This Pokemon is Tinkatuff.

- Tinkatuff

- Spiky, two toned hair

- Large head

- Oval body with directly attached feet (sort of)

🤔

[raccoonzinspace]

~"Cruisin' on down Main Street"~

~"You're relaxed and feelin' good (yeah!)"~

~"Next thing that you know you see a-"

(Horrific screams of the students as they all go mad)

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(IDK if this has been done before. I just thought of this in like 30 seconds.)

[puddles221b]

I sure as shit hope not.

[monster-energay-ultra-blue]

someone said its normal to post your delusions on this website so ill happily exclaim that i once typed my life story into a youtube comment section. only thing is, i was asleep when i typed it, and im pretty sure the entire story was a lie. i was NOT a farmer with a wife and kids and grandkids at 12 years old, all my haters were right, sad face

[freckles-and-fallenleaves]

Had a rough therapy session and decide to go out with a friend to a brewery for a little fun. Get to the brewery and within 5 minutes the worst guy in the room invites himself over and has the viscerally uncomfortable conversation about religion before the group excuses ourselves to go hide in the back

[princepestilence]

I was grading end-of-session exam papers for a university-level English Literature subject years ago, and one student wrote that Percy Bysshe Shelley was a female writer who fought for women's rights. There were many other very stupid things but this is the one that really stayed with me.

If you guys want to know what it is mostly like to be a college teacher, it's reading a FINAL PAPER where someone refers to The Night Watch as a sculpture and then another FINAL PAPER where someone says two paintings are similar because they both use paint

[bedlam-moon]

"please let this be a normal breakup"

"with the frizz? no way!"

[twowivestwoknives]

downside of working in peer based mental health care is a client starts describing Symptoms TM that you thought was just normal guy every day stuff that everyone does

[thingsifoundongeoguessr]

He's only got one so you gotta call fast

[2econd2ight2yd]

every single episode involves ms. frizzle forcing the class to enter one of the students bodies. does that not sound creepy or perverted to you?

just watch the first 5 minutes of any episode. any of ‘em. you will find that the children are reluctant to be rummaging through the insides of their classmate. you can see them become noticeably more uneasy as their teacher makes her way to the bus.

wanna learn about photosynthesis? let’s turn phoebe into a fucking plant. wanna learn about diseases? let go inside of ralphie. come on. don’t be shy. let’s explore ralphie’s body.

this is going to be a little controversial but the magic school bus fucking sucks

[goldensunset]

that slight hint of mild attitude… n is usually cold-cut and blunt so i love it LOL

oh get it king. or not-king