#please i hate spiders so much

[xenophilderdragon]

Trying to avoid the ao3 author’s curse by drafting and finishing my entire erasermic x reader before posting it.

It did not work.

Spiders in my room. Spiders everywhere. Nothing is safe and nothing is sacred.

[ellie-talks-toh]

A friend of mine bought me Monster Hunter Rise recently, and I've been having a great time with it!

...and then I got to the spider. Fun fact; I have Arachnophobia. Not the kind that makes me scared of spiders, but the kind that makes it that seeing them or thinking about them too much makes it so that I can feel them crawling on my skin and biting me.

Video game creators, I am BEGGING you! Stop putting spiders in everything! Arachnophobia is like, one of the most common phobias in the world! Stop!

[ace-and-sleepdeprived]

fucking love the fact that a select few people got so fed up with how much sexual content of miguel there was that they just went "okay you know what?? he doesn't feel that kind of attraction. he doesn't NEED that kind of attraction. we're taking his sexual attraction and throwing it in the trash so you can grow to LOVE and CARE for him as an actual PERSON and not as a weird sexual fantasy come true."

[hollowsart]

@rancid-zinnia-onthepatio

hi hello, so uhm.. -drops this and runs-

thank you for the meal that is your [fic].

I started sketching this as soon as I read this scene. like I actually backed out and opened medibang just to sketch it before continuing to read LOL

it's ok y/n, we're all deeply unwell for that stupid man. I want to chew on him and savor him like the juiciest slab of meat.

[sangcold]

BILL(ford) CIPHER DOODLES!!!!

first image: FORD DRAWN BY @pjpants-art

more bill cipher doodles below cut (twink bill cipher real)

[archerofunspeakablelove]

horrible little imp man is plaguing my thoughts once more

[sciderman]

hey sci.how do you get wades personality to a T! I desperately wanna make a comic but I’m worried I’ll fall short to his character.Any Tips?

oh bless you! i don't think there's any sort of guide to getting wade's character right - all the canon writers write him so, so differently - he really is the sort of character that can be anything the author needs him to be (for better or for worse)

i know i've received complaints over the years about how i portray wade - sometimes people think i make him too emotional, or what-have-you, but i think the biggest crime anyone can commit when writing wade is him not being funny. (i know, that's so, so subjective.) i think when wade falls short for me in the comics or in any characterisation it's usually down to me just not finding the jokes funny! i can kind of forgive anything at all, as long as it's funny.

i've seen a lot of more serious depictions of wade in fanfiction and it kind of throws me for a loop - he's a showman. he'll always be cracking a joke, and if he isn't, you're in trouble.

i think something i'm kind of obsessed with when writing wade is the intentionality behind his words and actions - he's kind of a master of deflection. i think i do love to see a hyper-competent wade, who only plays the part of the idiot because it's what the audience likes to see. he's never stupid, he's just unlucky. when things go wrong for him, it's not due to stupidity - it's either self-sabotage, or he's a victim of the narrative. i think that's where my depiction of wade differs from daddy nicieza's - i think daddy nicieza's wade is big stupid, most of the time.

himbo rights.

but even then, his wade isn't as big of an idiot as he acts. and a lot of it is an act. he's putting on a show. i love a wade wilson who's actually so much more intelligent than he lets show. a wade wilson who's perpetually holding all his cards to his chest because he doesn't want anyone to be able to pin him down or predict him.

all his cards. on terms of capability, and also his emotions. he's so calculated about what other people get to see of him, particularly when he's wearing the mask. (when he's out of the mask he has decidedly less control over what people see of him.)

i think there's a few things that turn me off from a deadpool characterisation - mostly when i see a wade that's too sugary (i think that's why i can't care very much for the most recent deadpool series) - wade always has demons to overcome. always. being heroic isn't something that comes naturally to him. it isn't something that comes naturally to anyone, but at least wade's honest about it.

i like to see a wade that's a jerk. because he is. he's always been. it's like, his first ever personality trait. he is a jerk. a selfish jerk. please, oh please god, do not forget that he's a selfish jerk. i really love portrayals of him that don't shy away from that, but make him endearing anyway. you really don't have to erase all the bad parts of a character to make them likeable. you really, really don't. those bad parts are the tasty bits. makes me keep coming back for more.

when i see a wade that is not a selfish jerk i am like "wha. whuh. who is that. that's not wade. that's not my son. why is he not spitting in my eye right now."

i kind of have to hate him just a little. that's like, the whole point. you're meant to love and hate wade simultaneously, all the time. anyone who loves wade knows this wholeheartedly. to love him is to hate him.

second to that, please don't ever make wade wilson a sexual predator. that's a real problem (hate that).

[maroonangels]

harper mclean they could never make me hate you more than I hate dusty AMEN

[camellcat]

WTFFF I thought thirteen would be my new girl crush love of my life heart eyes wife you-came-after-twelve-you-must-be-better-than-they're-all-saying bbygirl and then I had to sit down and watch as she told a man who (if he were not a murderer, of course) literally every regeneration before her would've LOVED and FULLY SUPPORTED that "the systems aren't the problem. how people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. people like you" </33333 !?!?

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Since we're talking about Grandfather Spider can we Girls please just take one single moment of the day to remember and think about his, "I am beyond angry with you, but I could never hate you." quote to Grandmother Raven please. Please. Please can we do that? I will become sick as fuck if someone doesn't acknowledge this with me

[da-bees]

Jus found a spider crawling on me while trying to go to sleep so I can simply never sleep in this bed again :(

Like it was just chilling on my leg and I thought it was a hair so I grabbed it and it popped and

And logically I know there is not more spider in bed but emotionally the bed is dead to me.

[sunsukii]

I’m so scared of spiders it’s not even funny anymore.

one time I saw a spider on my bed and I was home alone so I started screaming and locked myself in the bathroom until my mom came home and ask me tf I was doing in the bathroom.

[achillean-knight]

COMMON, I DID THIS FOR FUN AND DESIGNED A VULTURE FOR MY SPIDER-SONA'S WORLD AND I MADE HIM HOT, SHOOT ME NOW 😭

I'm SOOOO tempted to fully render him out but idk SBBSBSBS I JUST KEEP LOOKING AT HIM AND THINKING "God I made him too good looking"

BECAUSE HAVE YOU SEEN VULTURE? THEYRE ALL CRINKLY OLD MEN WHO ARE BALD, WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF

[furrysmp]

congrats to everyone that is still following me after I saw I had way too many followers to not have at least one antisemitic person following me, the fact that you don't think I murder children for fun is truly a comfort

[destructionray]

I WILL INVEST IN A GUN IF I SEE ONE MORE FEM!READER HOBIE FIC

[greatestwizardofthisage]

google how to get rid of arachnophobia in 1 hour because there’s a spider in your room and you’re now too scared to sleep in there until it’s gone but it keeps hiding so now you think it’ll be easier to just move out