#please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny

[monachopism]

no but seriously imagine it:

[shabbyshoebox]

If he dies on my birthday that would be amazing

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

[afterlife-2004]

💀

[xfang-is-deadx]

Recounting times I've avoided death and I think I'm at at least 4 now if we don't count the times I was gonna off myself but just didn't. Like I almost died at 2 (illness). Then got chased by a dog at 9 and almost ran into traffic out if blind panic. Almost got hit by a car at 12 (mf was doing 50 in a 20 and missed me by like a foot). Took 8 Tylenol that one time because I was so desperate to get rid of cramps then spent the rest of my day panicking thinking my liver would fail. I guess the false alarm at school counts but there was no REAL danger so maybe not? Oh and was straight up anorexic at like 11. I am trying to return to my ana days so hard apparently I was on crack or smth then because I have no fucking self control anymore. I used to be able to do 200 Cals a day no problem wtf happened.

Like. Do I have plot armor????? Because this is getting excessive. God won't let me die

[reactionimagearchive]

[pnutsdotorg]

is this anything.

[auuwmk]

orv anime predictions: it's gonna out-horny the webtoon team. Im talking kdj babygirlism. Kdj sexualization. You name it. MARK MY WORDS

[sometimesiwanna-disappear]

Now he has to go get a burger with Kobeni again

[lyceal]

In My Inner Demons season two Lorelai and Ava are revealed to be ex girlfriends.

[the-roadtrip-system]

what are your opinions on the "dr ratio is a worm and also an emanator of elation" theory ^_^

not only is it funny as hell it also makes a surprising amount of sense!! which makes it even funnier!

i really hope one day we get ratio lore that officially confirms his wormhood that would be so great

[cralaofmandalore]

Hi, the ao3 queen killer here. i hear king Charles just got coronated, It would be a shame If he didn't last long after it...

[possumteefys]

Dashcon 2 has the opportunity to do the funniest fuckingg thing wver

[compacflt]

[theeighthwonder69420]

CG5 should make a Homestuck song tbh

[heddailler]

I'm getting increasingly disillusioned with Eurovision due to them not banning Israel, but if we gotta send someone.... just imagine if it was her

[mugzymiik]

hey so what if like tons of artist drew very disproportionate things and uploaded them specifically to ai JUST to "teach" the ai and fuck up ai art to the point where its not useful to anyone at all anymore