#please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny

[monachopism]

no but seriously imagine it:

[afterlife-2004]

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[xfang-is-deadx]

Recounting times I've avoided death and I think I'm at at least 4 now if we don't count the times I was gonna off myself but just didn't. Like I almost died at 2 (illness). Then got chased by a dog at 9 and almost ran into traffic out if blind panic. Almost got hit by a car at 12 (mf was doing 50 in a 20 and missed me by like a foot). Took 8 Tylenol that one time because I was so desperate to get rid of cramps then spent the rest of my day panicking thinking my liver would fail. I guess the false alarm at school counts but there was no REAL danger so maybe not? Oh and was straight up anorexic at like 11. I am trying to return to my ana days so hard apparently I was on crack or smth then because I have no fucking self control anymore. I used to be able to do 200 Cals a day no problem wtf happened.

Like. Do I have plot armor????? Because this is getting excessive. God won't let me die

[shabbyshoebox]

If he dies on my birthday that would be amazing

If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

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[ranfren-confessions]

What if you take Nyen's hat off there's a giant bald spot

[pnutsdotorg]

is this anything.

[auuwmk]

orv anime predictions: it's gonna out-horny the webtoon team. Im talking kdj babygirlism. Kdj sexualization. You name it. MARK MY WORDS

[lyceal]

In My Inner Demons season two Lorelai and Ava are revealed to be ex girlfriends.

[cralaofmandalore]

Hi, the ao3 queen killer here. i hear king Charles just got coronated, It would be a shame If he didn't last long after it...

[compacflt]

[theeighthwonder69420]

CG5 should make a Homestuck song tbh

[heddailler]

I'm getting increasingly disillusioned with Eurovision due to them not banning Israel, but if we gotta send someone.... just imagine if it was her

[mugzymiik]

hey so what if like tons of artist drew very disproportionate things and uploaded them specifically to ai JUST to "teach" the ai and fuck up ai art to the point where its not useful to anyone at all anymore

[frankenstuff]

every time i see someone reblogging this post i keep misreading it as “reblogged the hell out of your post” and i think tumblr should make that a feature beacuse it’s really funny

[fevervoidthing]

As a retail worker i think it would be really funny if retail employees, as a collective, started just ominously staring at people who don't put their carts back in either the main or parking lot corrals and just. Leave them anywhere they damn please i tried it today and wordlessly shamed a customer into returning her cart to the corral