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Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 4 part 7
(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])
(AAA entries: ep1 [1][2][3][4] ep2 [1][2][3][4] ep3 [1][2][3] ep4 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7])
THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE 4 ENTRY I SWEAR
agatha: why yes I'm listening politely because I'm being sociable, not because this story concerns me in any way shape or form
she did NOT want TO DO IT AGATHA. HE WAS HER SON TOO AGATHA. did you ever give her a chance to SAY any of THAT. damn rio is (metaphorically) fighting for her life here. waiting centuries to catch her wife with her guard down next to a random fire, and then reworking her LONG PLANNED SPEECH into bite sized easily digestible bits so that her emotionally stunted soulmate doesn't run away screaming
I was doing MY DAMN FUCKING JOB agatha
agatha looks away like whooops! wasn't listening! wasn't looking at you! no sir, not me!
that's right. acknowledge her feelings. show her that you understand but that you're hurting too. be mature. you're doing great. god the way she swallows and stares right ahead, so determined. this is such a crucial moment for her.
agatha: i'm stone cold. I'm a wall. this is not affecting me in the slightest. I'm bored, really.
lilia not missing a word of what rio's saying
lmao the neutral pronoun lasted two seconds. she's not even trying to pretend like she isn't talking about agatha. and the way she nods to herself like yes, I did the best I could with this. so, there.
"she is my scar" is going to the sapphic annals, isn't it?
LMAOOOO the unblinking cat stare. rio is like I WAS TALKING TO YOU DUM-DUM. I KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT, EVERYONE AROUND THIS GODDAMN FIRE KNOWS IT. CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING TALK TO ME PLEASE DEAR GOD
and agatha doing a teeny tiny side glance and going whoooooooops not looking! I'm NOT looking! I'm not even here! and scrunching her face more and more trying to keep it blank
AND she's gone. she's so predictable lmaooo. every dang time.
awkwaaaaaard
rio with her soft smile again! with the little amused eye roll! never getting mad at agatha's antics. she's like FINE I'll come after you, you BIG BABY. the patience this woman has
lilia is so scared of rio because somehow, through her exceptional Seer abilities, she knew instinctively that this is her mortal foe. but something funny has just happened: here in front of her there's just a regular little guy, a bit odd maybe, doing her little thing, trying to talk to her ex. might it be... might it be that death isn't a monster, that it's just a thing, a strange but natural thing that happens to everybody? lilia cannot accept that quite yet. so she grabs rio and says no, no. I've seen what you are. you're scary, you're evil, you're dangerous. this is lilia's survival instincts kicking in. we are simply wired to fear death, that's just how humans are. it takes an exceptional mind and soul to see past that.
oh god, here we go, here we go. deep breaths (I'm telling this to myself tbh. i need the pep talk)
stroking her hair so gently. soft, tentative.
hey, subtitle people??? what the fuck??
rio just stands and stares. lets agatha decide what comes next, goes at her pace always
the haiR CARESSING
the HUG. the BIG SIGH. this bitch was running away screaming from rio just yesterday. and here she is. her love. her partner. she finally acknowledges rio's pain and all that they lost and all that they were (and still are tbh) to each other. THIS is what rio was looking for. she's not flirting to manipulate and deflect now, she's not being somebody else. this is agatha cracked open and bleeding love and sorrow
and they melt into each other, and they're rocking each other back and forth, with all their pain and tenderness and longing
agatha with her face buried in rio's shoulder. I'm unwell
and then agatha gently pushes rio back and strokes her hair and cradles her face like she did so many times before and leans in and here I am giving you a play-by-play and running a commentary like a totally normal and sane person would
you know what makes for a perfect onscreen kiss imo? no it's not tongue, although these two will give us plenty of that too. it's the TREMBLING. THE HESITATION. THE YEARNING.
rio and her superhuman willpower. couldn't be me.
and and and and and agatha looks at her puzzled for a second and doesn't register what's happening and dives for a kiss again she's so far gone. the feral animal noises I'm making you have no idea
THE ICY SHOWER
THE STEP BACK. THE MOST PAINED SMILE
THE REGRET
I think one big reason why agatha is always so calculated is because she's afraid her instincts will take over. she does something big and spectacular and stupid and then calls it a 'calculated risk' when it was actually a rush of fear, desire, sorrow, anger that she couldn't control. tonight rio has managed to poke a little hole into a carefully constructed dam, and now all the water is rushing out and tearing down the walls. agatha has rio in her arms and her shape, her scent, her skin are so nostalgic and familiar. her brain goes on autopilot, she's been lonely for so long, she is FAMISHED for love and connection and sex and acceptance. rio wanted her to open up, but agatha doesn't do half-measures. rio wanted her to give for a change, but agatha can only ever take.
rio HAS to put a stop to it. she puts logic before heart, one of them has to and you know agatha isn't gonna. more than anything rio wants to take this one perfect moment and run away with it, but instead she tears herself away and asks, what happens next? what happens if I have to take billy away from you? that reanimated corpse, that freak of nature who walked into your life only yesterday and took over?
billy is now part of the equation and rio cannot ignore it. she has been so gentle and careful with agatha, easing her into a reconciliation that is now in jeopardy because here comes billy maximoff like a sword of damocles! what happens if agatha takes her back only for rio to break her heart all over again? there would be no coming back from that. rio cannot help being the grim reaper just as much as agatha cannot help being a succubus, and she is almost at her breaking point here. because she is hurting too! she is sick of having to be the mature one! she's sick of always coming in second after all of agatha's issues! turns out there's a limit even to the heartbreak an impossibly old and wise being can take.
(and now I need a smoke and a future episode that is just 30 minutes of hot but soft cuddles and kisses and sweet nothings. please.)
once again a big shoutout and thank you to all the people reaching out and leaving comments, it's incredible to hear from you all @crybabyheathen @onceuponalegendbg @idkbroletssee @psychicsolanum @73chn1c0l0rr3v3l @a-tad-bit-obsessed @a-rusty-bucket-of-woes @miacheezytoon @isagrimorie @april-december @aquaaquila and I'm probably forgetting someone but I see you all and I appreciate you so much!
and now for something extra
#agatha all along#agathario#agatha deep dive#rio vidal#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#character study
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no but seriously imagine it:
#phan#dan and phil#i am only half serious abt this#apollo please dont thrust apon me the gift of the prophecy#all this newleywed shit is freaking me out man#im gonna vomit#please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny#phard launch november 5#dont forget to tune in
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If he dies on my birthday that would be amazing
If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
#🙏 march 24#The first Queen Elizabeth also died on a March 24!#please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny
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#NO WAY GUYS#please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny#pain#me in the theater when this happens: THAT IS CINEMA!#but fr tho i bet it’s gonna be silver who’ll be appearing in the post credit scene#that would be the best possible situation.#alongside blaze!#Hey I’ve got a question for y’all now that we have The Knuckles Show#is it still possible for Blaze and Tikal to appear in the movie universe?#Like a multiverse style?#Sorta like MCU in a way.#Or Spider verse for blaze#like how Movie Sonic is Miles Morales and Blaze is Spider-Gwen#For Tikal having connection with the Owls Echidnas and The master emerald#Hopefully they are in the movie verse tho 🤞#maybe the potential fourth movie can be an adaptation of 06 just like how sonic movie 3 will be an adaptation of sa2#sonicmovie3#sonicmovie3hype
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Recounting times I've avoided death and I think I'm at at least 4 now if we don't count the times I was gonna off myself but just didn't. Like I almost died at 2 (illness). Then got chased by a dog at 9 and almost ran into traffic out if blind panic. Almost got hit by a car at 12 (mf was doing 50 in a 20 and missed me by like a foot). Took 8 Tylenol that one time because I was so desperate to get rid of cramps then spent the rest of my day panicking thinking my liver would fail. I guess the false alarm at school counts but there was no REAL danger so maybe not? Oh and was straight up anorexic at like 11. I am trying to return to my ana days so hard apparently I was on crack or smth then because I have no fucking self control anymore. I used to be able to do 200 Cals a day no problem wtf happened.
Like. Do I have plot armor????? Because this is getting excessive. God won't let me die
#honestly if i keep making this joke about how god wont let me die eventually im gonna do it for like 60 years and then die directly after.#“god wont let me die” *dies*#please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny
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is this anything.
#little animation test to commemorate ibis paint getting animation.#i loving it#and YES. he gets to have pierced ears.#for the love of god just let me get what i want. i want Rusty venture with earrings fuck you#rusty venture#rusty venture bros#dr venture venture bros#dr venture#venture bros#vbros#oh and sorry the hiatus i was BUSY!#i will make that stimboard. i will make those icons. i will draw those 8+ brusty/rusty ideas i have sitting in my notes app#god please let this happen because it would be so funny. thank you.#i mean amen#pnutart
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orv anime predictions: it's gonna out-horny the webtoon team. Im talking kdj babygirlism. Kdj sexualization. You name it. MARK MY WORDS
#if im wrong then.....shrugs#please god let it happen it would be so fucking funny#orv#orv anime#sorry#this was in my drafts but im letting it out for you guys to wash away all the mutualpostings
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Now he has to go get a burger with Kobeni again
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In My Inner Demons season two Lorelai and Ava are revealed to be ex girlfriends.
#my inner demons#aphmau my inner demons#PLEASEEEEE#IT WOULD BE SOOO AMAZING#please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
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what are your opinions on the "dr ratio is a worm and also an emanator of elation" theory ^_^
not only is it funny as hell it also makes a surprising amount of sense!! which makes it even funnier!
i really hope one day we get ratio lore that officially confirms his wormhood that would be so great
#*insert the “please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny” meme*#roadtrip.system#dr ratio#hsr#asks#maur!! :D
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Hi, the ao3 queen killer here. i hear king Charles just got coronated, It would be a shame If he didn't last long after it...
#meme#ao3#cursed fanfic#ao3 meme#king charles#death note#kings coronation#archive of our own#writers on tumblr#please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny#god kill the king#god save the king?#gay#ao3 funny#theres no queen of england#tumblr#uk politics#emperialism#princess diana#lizzie#prince harry
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Dashcon 2 has the opportunity to do the funniest fuckingg thing wver
#dashcon#dashcon 2#extra hour in the ballpit for me pls#please god let that happen it would be so fucking funny#i mean it would be NICE and all if it went according to plan this time#maybe im a forever pessimist but mmm#idk why it would really be different SOB#*eats a basket in anticipation*
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#🙏🏽 please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny#my ideal oscars slate: eeaao sweep except TG BP#top gun maverick
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CG5 should make a Homestuck song tbh
#insert that one image of timmy turner praying and thinking “please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”#Homestuck#CG5#Larkposting
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I'm getting increasingly disillusioned with Eurovision due to them not banning Israel, but if we gotta send someone.... just imagine if it was her
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