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gayaristocrat · 4 years ago

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I Got Everything I wanted...

Episode 1: Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience...

Pairing: Vision x Male Reader

Taglist: N/A

‼️Authors Note‼️: I'm finally at a point where I can write this story. I know that It is long overdue, so I hope this can make up for it. This story is going to be breaking the 4th wall a lot since they tend to do that in the actual show. Also, please let me know in my Inbox/Askbox if you would like to be tagged every time I upload a story to this series. While reading this, you may realize that it seems rushed, and that's because it was. I wanted to put this out as soon as I possibly could. Also since you guys voted that I just divide it up into parts for you to read. I will be uploading part 2 whenever I am able to.

Summary: (Male Name) and Vision struggle to conceal their powers during dinner with Vision's boss and his wife

Time Period: 1956 (So everything in this chapter is going to be colorless and in black and white)

Word count: 4k+

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Have you ever dreamed of living the life you always wanted? Have you ever dreamed of something so bad to the point where you would do anything to get it. Have you ever dreamed of something so bad to the point where all of your care for others went out the window? Have you ever dreamed of wanting something so bad to the point where you would stop anyone who gets in your way.

"(Male Name), I love you so much. Please don't do this, cant you see that everyone is hurting, that everyone is in so much pain?"

"I'm sorry Vision, but I can't. I can't loose you...not again. I never meant for things to be this way, but now I can't go back. Not without you"

---REWIND MANY EPISODES BACK---

For a second, everything is black. The TV clicks on and a burst of grey static illuminates the screen. Everything is black and white, not a single drop of color is in the area. A happily little tune starts playing as a colorless 1956 Buick Special drives up a tiny hill and back down past a sign which says 'Speed Limit 35'. The camera angle changes to the back of the car, showing a banner above the license plate, 'Just Married'. Next, the camera cuts to us, (Male Name) and Vision, newlywed husbands.

It finally happened, we finally got married! Both of us turn take a quick look and smile at each other with nothing but love and glee, it seemed like nothing could go wrong in this moment.

🎵Oh~

A newlywed couple just moved into town,

A regular husband and husband,🎵

Vision turns his head back to the road and continues driving until we turn down a happy little neighborhood. Each house on the street has a pattern of different color greys with black roofs, their yards decorated with equally bland colorless flowers and grass. Children playing outside, and adults chatting with one another while they tend to their gardens, or while walking their dogs. Everyone is just so cheery and happy, even the mailman waves at us as we pass him. Everything is exactly the way it's supposed to be, perfect.

🎵Who left the big city,

To find a quiet life,

(Male Name)Vision!🎵

Vision drives into the driveway of our new home. We quickly hop out of the car and approach the house, but before we walk in I take notice of the 'For Sale' sign still in the yard. I quickly flick my hand and use my magic to change the sign to 'Sold'. After that I dust my hands off with a proud smile on my face as Vision scoops me in his arms bridal style, opens the front door, and carries me inside. I flick my wrist again and the front door closes and locks as we both move to the Livingroom of our already decorated 2 story home.

🎵He's a magical boy,

In a small town locale

And a hubby who's part machine,

How will this duo fit in and pull through?🎵

Once Vision puts me back on my feet, we start swaying with the jingle playing in the background while title cards pop up of written words that I don't care to read right now since I'm too busy enjoying this happy moment with my new husband. Vision then gives me a little twirl before wrapping his arms around my waist as we both dip into a loving heartfelt kiss.

🎵Oh, by sharing a love,

Like you've never seen

(Male Name)Vision!🎵

---SCENE CHANGE---

The scene suddenly changes as the lights flick on and cameras start rolling. You start the scene off by walking into the kitchen and start making your way to one of the grey drawers next to the oven and you grab one of your favorite aprons. Humming a little tune, you wrap the white cloth around your waist and start observing the kitchen to see what needs to be picked up or cleaned. Deciding to work on putting up the dishes, you raise your hand and the newly cleaned plates start levitating off of the counters and float off to the display racks, you then raise your other hand and a dark colored dish cloth floats out of the cabinet and it begins drying a glass cup. You then turn your back to the cup to observe if it had been cleaned good enough, suddenly you jump as a loud crash echoes through out the kitchen. Turn to see what the problem is, you only to find Vision looking up from today's news paper and glances at the shattered plate at the ground while a laughing crown erupts out of nowhere.

"My husband and his flying saucers" He says in his thick English accent (or is it British🤔), with a joking tone.

"My husband and his indestructible head" I reply back in the same tone as another laugh erupts from the crowd.

He then folds his newspaper and walked over to your direction, giving you a kiss on the cheek when he arrived, causing you to chuckle while twirling your finger, making the plate form back to it's original round shape before it floats off to it's designated spot.

"Vision, honey, what do you say to silver dollar pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, freshly squeezed orang juice and black coffee?" You say while walking over to the refrigerator, opening it and bending down, getting ready to grab out everything needed to make the meal for him.

"I'd say 'Oh, I don't eat food' " He says smiling at me, while the crown laughs again.

You look inside the fridge and hum to yourself in surprise while putting all the pieces together in your head before saying "Well, that explains the empty refrigerator then"

"(Male Name), my darling. Is there something special about today?"

"Well, I know the apron is a bit much dear, but I'm doing my best to blend in and have the 'Perfect House Husband' look." You say walking to meet him, assuming he's talking about the apron.

"No no, you don't have to try, you already are the perfect house husband." He says as he lightly grabs your chin with his pointer finger and thumb and lightly giving you a 'boop' on the nose. "But I was referring to the calendar. Someone's drawn a heart right above today's date." You then looked at him as you cluelessly try to figure out what he's talking about, so he puts his hands on your shoulders and turns you around to face the calendar behind you and he rests his chin on your head as you both look at the heart.

Trying to act like you know what day it is, you say "Well...d..dont tell me you've forgotten Vis?"

"Oh silly (y/n), I'm incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. That's not an exaggeration. In fact, I'm even incapable of exaggeration" He rambles boastfully.

"Hmm, well then if that's true, then maybe you can tell me what's so important about today's date"

He pauses for a second and thinks before he blows a slow puff of air out of his mouth, then deciding on saying "Uhhh...what was the question again? Oh well, no matter, perhaps you've forgotten yourself"

"Me? Heavens, no, haha. I've been so looking forward to it."

You both have actually been looking forward to day. Today you are celebrating...The first time you...uhhh...have ever celebrated this occasion before. It's a special day indeed, perhaps an evening?...of great significance?...to you both, naturally.. obviously...exactly! Well done for the both of you.

You two ramble on for a few more minutes trying to drill the other into spilling on what was so special about today, but you two couldn't since you were both obviously unknowing about it, then Vision remembered something.

"Well, sorry darling, that's me off to work, then." Vison says fixing his grey suit jacket and grabbing his suitcase walking to the front door. You quickly grab his hat hanging on the coat rack and place it on his head, fixing it to make it look straight.

"Also don't forget-"

"(Male Name), my dear how many times do I have to tell you I don't forg- oh you mean my face right?"

You nod letting him know that was what you were getting at. The audience laughs again as he quickly shakes his head and his face and hands transform from cold metal to warm flesh. Vision then puts his palm to his face and pretends to blow you a kiss, while you play along and pretend to catch it and put it over your heart.

Once he leaves out the door, you lock it a return to the kitchen, and make your way to the calendar, chewing on your polished nails (if you don't want nail polish then skip that part) as you try to remember the symbolism of the heart. Not even a second later your thoughts get interrupted as a loud knock at the door startles you back to 'reality'.

Going to go see who it is, you push the door that separates the living room and the kitchen, closer to the knocking. You quickly open the door and see a woman with a dark plaid dress and a styled black hairdo holding a grey plant in a white pot.

"Oh hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours" She says in a sing-song tone as she uninvitedly makes her way into the house. The eruption of cackles echo as you look at her in confusion as to why she decided to step inside, but decided to keep a calm attitude and not say anything about it.

"Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town...so I wasn't!" she says laughing with the audience once more as her dress sways with her movements. She rushes the potted plant into your arms and you smile and take it as she makes her way into the living room to continue her snooping. "So what's your name? Where are you from? And most importantly how's your bridge game, hon?" She says not loosing a single breath, and of course not giving you time to answer in between questions.

"Umm...Well I'm (Male Name)" You say reaching your hand out to shake hers

"(Male Name)? Charmed!" She joyfully says and returns the gesture.

"Golly, you sure do settle fast! Yes sir you did indeed! Did you use a moving company?"

"Why I sure did. Those boxes don't move themselves." The audience laughs as your inside joke, because let's be honest, the boxes did move themselves since you used your magic to decorate everything. (Damn (Male Name), you really are a powerful sum' bitch)

'"So (Male Name), what's a single boy like you doing rattling around this big house?" She says siting on the couch.

You laugh to yourself and dreamily look at the finger your ring should be on that Vision gave you to claim you as his, (He liked it so he put a ring on it.....sorry...anyways) but paused as it wasn't there. That's not right, because you could have sworn that it was there when you created this rea-

"Oh no, I'm not single I-"

"Well I don't see a ring

"Well I can promise you, I am indeed married...To a man. A human one and tall too! A a matter of fact, he'll be home later tonight for a special occasion just the two of us." You say putting emphasis on 'occasion' with a wink.

"Oh is it somebody's birthday? A holiday?" Agnes questions bouncing up and down in the couch with her legs crossed like a 'proper lady'.

"Well, no and no"

"An anniversary then?"

"Ye-uhh...yes, Its our anniversary!" You shout, finally able to remember what that heart meant.

Agnes waves you over to come sit on the couch with her and you obey, sitting down she grabs and rests both sets of you two's clasped hands on your apron.

"Sooo...tell me, how many years" She asks letting out a little squeal.

"Well..uhhh..it...it uh feels like we've always been together"

"You lucky man-" She shakes her head remembering about her own husband "-the only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer names June 2nd." She chuckles as the audience laughs from nowhere again. "So what do you have planned?"

"How do you mean?" You questioned her. I mean you never really did have time to come up with anything since you just realized, or assumed, what today was.

"For your special night, (Male Name)! A young boy like yourself doesn't have to do much, but it's still fun to set the scene. Say-" she says standing up to slowly make her way to the door "-I was just reading a crackerjack magazine article called 'How To Treat Your Husband To Keep Your Husband', and let me tell you somethin'...what Ralph could really use is, 'How to Goose Your Wife So You Don't Loose Your Your Wife'. She kidd's as her and the audience laugh. You look at her and shake your head trying to hold back your own laughter. "Hang on, I'll go grab it and we can start planning. Oh, this is gonna be a gas!" She shouts running to the door so she can leave and run to her house.

-----Time Skip---

Both Agnes and you are back on the couch, looking through her magazines trying to find ideas for the anniversary dinner you planned for you and Vision to share, when out of nowhere, the phone started ringing interrupting you two. You got up and rushed over to it hoping you don't miss the unknown caller, you pick it up and put it to your ear and then start talking.

"Vision residence how may I help you"

"(Male Name), darling I-"

"Vision, my dearest husband. How are you sweetheart?" You say cutting him off from his obviously panicked and frantic voice. I mean come on, you are just excited to hear your husband's voice after a hours of him being gone.

"Listen about tonight-"

You cut him off again, already knowing that he was going to talk about the anniversary. "Don't worry, dear, I have everything under complete control"

"Oh, well, that is a relief. I must confess, I'm really rather nervous" He says over the phone.

"Nervous? Whatever for?" You question.

"Well, you know, darling, I still get a little tongue-tied."

The audience coo's and aww's at how a dust of grey creeps up on your (dark grey/grey) cheeks. "Vis, after all this time..." you giggle out.

"There's a lot riding on this (Male Name)! If tonight doesn't go just so, I think this could be the end.

'Wait what' you think to yourself

"Well, it's just one night. There's no need to get dramatic." You say in a worried tone as you grasp your now queasy stomach.

Vision's tone begins to get more serious as the conversation continues in his attempt to express how important this is to you. "Look, I think the best course of action is to impress the wife."

"Well, first, I think you mean husband. And secondly I also think the best course of action is to impress the other husband too." You look over and give Agnes a thumbs up and a wink in her direction, and she does the same while sipping her martini.

"Glad to know we're both on the same page, love. Until tonight, then, my sweet little husband" Vision says making two smooching noises through the phone to you.

"Until tonight...my robotic husband" You return, whispering the last part so Agnes doesn't hear you. She couldn't hear you anyways, being too busy sipping her drink and flipping through the pages. You finally gently put the phone on the hook and return to the couch.

---Time Skip, Later Tonight---

Before Vision made it home, you set the big dining table that was next to the living room and tossed colorless silk scarfs on all of the laps in the room to set the mood and made your way to the bedroom to get dressed to surprise him for when he gets home. When you heard the door open and heard his voice, you tip toed your way out of the bedroom and into the living room, dressed a long fluffy white lingerie robe with white fur that wrapped around the arms of it which was trailing behind you, exposing both of your (dark grey/grey) legs. You then went all the way to Vision's black silhouette and gently wrapped your hands around his eyes, causing him to jump form the sudden contact.

The audience laughed again as they know your mistake. 'Where the hell is that laughing coming from, and whey is it happening right now of all times?' you thought to yourself in confusion.

"Guess who~" you seductively whispered to your husbands.

Suddenly the lights turn on and you hear Vision's voice that was filled with a mix of shock, embarrassment, and irritation at your recklessness. "(MALE NAME) WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

You gasp and look in his direction. "Vision? What are you-" then it hit's you, if Vision is right there, then who's-

"Oh! Oh my stars, I'm so sorry!" You say to the man you mistook for your husband. You quickly uncover his eyes and stumble away from him as he stares at you in shock. Then you look down at your attire and try to cover your exposed leg as much as possible.

"What is the meaning of this!" The bald headed mad says appalled, as his wife stands behind him looking around cluelessly.

Vision interrupts with his stammering voice just as confused as everyone else. "Well..uh yeah (Male Name) what is the meaning of-" Suddenly it hits him and he tries to comes up with an excuse off the top of his head. "-Oh, the meaning of it! You want to know the meaning of it...and...the meaning of it is...that this is the tradition of (Random Foreign Country/Continent) greeting of hospitality. Uhh...guess who???" Vision says as he runs behind you and overs your eyes.

"Oh is that my host being me?" You say playing along.

"It certainly is, darling. Lovely to make your acquaintance" Vision says vigorously shaking your hand. "See i forgot to tell you my husband is from (Random Foreign Country/Continent)" he giggles along with the audience.

"Oh, how exotic!" The man's wife cheerfully laughs.

"I never knew such a place as that existed" He says in a dark yet serious tone.

"Oh hush Author, have you no culture. Oh and the robe, I absolutely love it!" His wife replies trying to lighten up the awkward mood.

"Thank you so much ma'am-" you march through the living room and snatch off the silk scarves from all the lamps and tightly grab Vision's hand. "-Can I just see you in the kitchen for a moment, sweetheart?"

You both then slam your way through the kitchen door and it swings closed behind you, leaving Vision's boss and his wife behind as they sit down on the couch and patiently (more like impatiently on Arthur's end) wait for your return. You then turn around and look at each other before throwing questions.

"Who are those people?!"

"What are you wearing!?"

"Why are they here?"

"What are you wearing!?" Vision questions again boldly

"Well, it's out anniversary, that's why I'm wearing this!"

"Our anniversary of what?" Vison says, desperate to know what the hell you were talking about. Eventually you had enough of these shenanigan's and throw the scarves down at his feet stomping your way to the kitchen chairs. "Well if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!" you exaggerate, crossing your arms and pouting like a child

"(Male Name), darling! That...that man through there is my boss Mr. Hart! And his dear lady wife Mrs. Hart! The heart on the calendar was an abbreviation!" Vision whispers, roughly tapping his hand on the black heart drawn on the dull colored calendar.

You grab your head and shake it trying to put everything together. "Vision sweetie, you move at the speed of sound and I can make a pen float through the air. Who. Needs. To. Abbreviate!?"

Vision grabs both of your shoulders in an attempt to collect his thoughts and calm you down. "Darling, listen, it's all romantic to do the candles, the music, that stunning outfit. I don't wanna be unappreciative, but right now-"

"Your boss and his wife are expecting a home-cooked meal. Correct?" Vision nods his head while muttering 'exactly' while look around the kitchen in order to find somethin to serve to the unwarned visitation of guests. After looking around for a but, your eyes land on the mini round table that held a plate and food on it. "Well, does your boss and his wife have a hunger for a single chocolate-covered strawberry, split three ways?" Vision hisses while clenching his fists and shaking his head no.

"Oh wait, I might have better ideas" Without hesitation you raise both of your sands and snap your fingers, magically changing your outfit to the one you were wearing earlier that day, a pair of dark high waisted cuffed slacks and a white blouse to match (you can change if you don't like), and the audience claps in astonishment at your transformation whilst you tie your apron in a bow behind your back. Vision gives you a quick peck on the cheek and runs back to the living room to keep others company while you figure out what to serve everyone.

---Time Skip---

After minutes of looking, you couldn't find anything in the kitchen, and the refrigerator was empty, so you decided to call your good neighbor Agnes to see if she could pick up some things from the store and bring it over. A couple of minutes pass and you finally hear a familiar knock on the back door in the kitchen. As soon as you open it Agnes rushes through with her hands full of groceries stacked to her chin as she stumbles through the kitchen. Before you could even mutter out a 'thank you' she stops you dead in your tracks and puts all the food down on the table. "Before you can say anything don't think about it. I mean, what kind of housewife would I be if I didn't have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place. Not that Ralph wants to eat anything other than baked beans, which explains a lot about his personal appeal, mind you." The audience laughs one more at her silly humor as you quickly render to her aid to grab some of the groceries before they could fall. Unfortunately, it seems like the Universe was not on your side since the large cooking pot crashed and hit the ground, echoing throughout the kitchen, while Agnes yelled out an overexaggerated 'oh my'.

You had to get rid of Agnes and as quickly as you can, so you decided to just push her out the back door despite her protests to help you cook. "Thank you so much Agnes but I can take it from here-"

"Are you sure dear, many hands make light work. And many mouths make good gossip too!"

"Oh ahahaha, you are so naughty! But-"

"Oh, shall I preheat the oven then? hmm?"

"That won't be necessary, thank you for your time!"

Somehow she managed to escape your grasp on her waist and make her way back to the counter to crab some kitchen tools to start cooking for you. "Well, I know you're in a pinch so this menu can be done in a snap." She says snapping her fingers before continuing her rambling. you run back over to her and snatch the utensils from her, setting them on the counter, and grabbing her arms to march her back to the door. "Lobster Thermidor with mini-minced turnovers to start. Chicken à la King with twice-cooked new potatoes for your second course, and Steak Diane with mint jellies for your main. Oh wait! Do you set your own jellies, dear?"

"Yes Agnes I do, now can you please-"

"Ah there you go, good boy! Recipe cards are all on the counter there. Bon Appétit!"

"Haha, yes will do, thank you so much again Agnes! Bye now!" You say slamming the door, making the audience laugh at your exhausted expression. Now that she's gone, you run to the middle of the kitchen and throw your arms around, making all of the drawers and cabinets in the kitchen fly open, the dishes start floating out, and the food starts cooking. Out of no where the doors to the island bar swoop open to show Mrs. Hart, but before she could see Vision distracts her by breaking out and singing Yackety Yack by The Coasters, causing her to break out into a little dance, making her way back to the couch. Dear gods and goddess', how lucky are you to have a savior like him.

But little did you know, that the night was only just beginning.

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iknowyuu · 4 years ago

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Me again, I'm in love with your writting. I dont know if you write pro hero of any one of the characters on your list so if you don't please ignore me. Pro hero!deku × cat quirk! Reader reader get stuck in a tree, but fear not! Hero 1# is here to save the day... and to adopt you... or at least try to

Clueless

Izuku Midoriya x Neko Quirk! Gender Neutral! Reader

In which reader with a cat quirk fools the #1 pro hero into thinking they're a real cat.

WARNINGS!!: slight nsfw at one point!! its marked >:)

author's note: BRO 🥺🥺🥺 thank you sm!!!!!! i gotchu 😎 hope you enjoy! i plan to make a part 2 soon bc i really loved dis request 🥺❤️

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- you liked to hang in trees sometimes.

- take lil naps, too.

- that's all it is! i promise,,,

- but it ain't ever that easy, huh?

- deku was just coming back from his shift, on his way to his apartment

- he was beat bruh, it had been a really long day and all he wanted to do was go home, eat, take a shower and schleep

- but of course shit never went his way

- "help! please! somebody help!" his ears picked up the noise and the direction it was coming from, and quickly made his way there

- "hey! what's the problem ma'am?"

- "th-that cat! it's in a tree and it can't get back down! i-i think it's dead!"

- deku nodded and comforted the lady before advancing up the tree

- he held you in his arms as you purred and snuggled into the heat source

- the #1 hero got down and turned towards the lady, who was already in her way

- "hey! wait! what about your cat?"

- "huh? oh, it's not mine. it was stuck in a tree and in danger! i just wanted to be a good samaritan." she walked away.

- deku stared at her disappearing figure and deadpanned

- he couldn't just leave you here! he wouldn't be able to forgive himself if something happened to such a cute cat

- so he did what any logical person would do

- took you to the pound

- LMAO YOU THOUGHT

- he took ya ass home

- entering his apartment, he took you to his bed and placed you down, before going to the bathroom to take a shower

- a few minutes in, you began to stir in your sleep, before waking up and stretching

- yaaaawn

- pause

- where tf are you??

- what happened to the tree you were napping on??

- the door to the left of you suddenly opens up and you snap your head towards the firgure that walked out

- wh

- WHAT

- IS THAT THE PRO HERO DEKU???

- AMEREEKKA EXPLAIN

slight nsfw below!!

- there was towel wrapped around his hips but that did no good hiding the rest of his body

- his abs glistened from the water drops dripping down his chest, his hair damp and floppy from having just washed it

- his v line was very clear, and his muscles flexed as he fixed the towel hanging on his hips

nsfw done!!

- "oh, you're awake!" he says innocently, totally unaware of your wandering eyes

- surprisingly, you've managed to keep your cat form

- you mewled at him and he chuckled, realizing a cat wouldn't understand him *blink*

- he finishes drying himself off (with your back turned ofc) and put on his nightwear before turning his attention back to you

- he fed you some broccoli and strawberries before eating something he had cooked for himself

- by the time it was 9pm he was basically out cold, his bed big enough for the two of you

- overtime, you both get more comfortable with each other

- while he's at work, you do your human business and when he comes back, surprise! you're a cat again :D

- there's always a lot of you sitting in his lap, and him petting you

- you often lay in bed with him and he'll rant about his day to you

- like he'll be on his side facing you and you'll be curled in a ball facing him

- "there's something strange about you. it's like you understand what im saying!"

- you always make sure to meow in response

- usually you don't like people picking you up but when he does it he always boops noses with you and it's so cute 🥺

- but as weeks go by you begin to realize you've got yourself stuck in a pickle

- he's been talking a lot about adopting you when you're not A REAL CAT BRUH

- and he might be beginning to catch on, you've been slipping when it comes to covering your tracks as a human

- at one point you're gonna have to tell him butttt

- it can wait

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01/06/2020

#bnha #bnha fanfiction #mha #midoryia x reader #izuku midoriya x reader #bnha x reader #bnha x y/n #bnha x you #deku x reader #izuku x reader #yuyusfics

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p1nkwitch · 4 years ago

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Please may I have number 3? Drunk/sloppy kiss, with either jmart or lonelyeyes?

This got out of control, so forgive me, i just have this scene in the backburner of my mind for months and wanted to post it somewhere. So its soft and a little bit sad, but ultimately i love it. I hope its what you want!

Also im a lonelyeyes shipper first so if given the option i would always pick it first, sorry if you wanted the Jmart.

Maybe later i will compile all this shorts in ao3.

3- Drunk/sloppy kiss

Elias is trying his hardest to focus but it was proving to be a little bit too hard. Today was…

Well today was not a good day for him in several instances, so when he got home he decided to drink to more or less forget the day happened and just wake up the next morning with a headache, more bearable in his book than overthinking things and beholding being particularly bitchy by making it worse.

However he did manage to get significantly drunk which is why he was currently talking animatedly to Peter who was looking at him amusedly from behind the couch, since he just arrived and Elias was not up to getting up.

“sSo i was with- with OsCAR AND you would not believe what he said-” Peter hums in agreement and starts to move away, making him pout so he gets up slightly and grabs his sleeve before he escapes.

“I'm talking Peter!!” His husband? Were they married now? He can't recall, sighs and gets his hand off him, making him upset, but he goes around the couch to sit next to him and pour what's left of the scotch on a glass, taking a gulp.

“Why did you think getting drunk on a… wednesday night was a good idea?” He doesn't want to think of the reason now, so he shrugs and says what comes to mind.

“Awful day, wanted to not thiiiink about it” He sees him scrunch up his face at him, but ultimately nods, he won't pry, it would mean caring about his wellbeing too much and Peter can't bring himself to do it. Or well he does sometimes, his moral sense is a spinning wheel anyways.

Elias feels still slightly upset, but more importantly he is also mesmerized watching Peter drink and just stay close to him, what a peculiar man that he is, claiming to be lonely yet staying with him who represents everything he hates. It makes him smile.

Peter is an acolyte of the lonely yet he has his personality and is not a boring husk, he knows exactly the kind of person he is and yet he still marries him, more importantly Peter is aware that one day he could be the death of him, and Elias has the suspicion that he wouldn't even be mad at him for it. Merely annoyed at himself.

Peter Lukas would never hate him for how he is even if it brings him his doom.

Elias slides closer and leans on Peters side, with his head on his shoulder making him stiffen and yet not pull him away, he giggles at the contradictions of this man, this silly little big man that he loves. Oh.

Oh he does love him, it does not mean he won't let him go if it serves him and he would be offended if it wasn't the same way for him. But nevertheless he does.

His face burns pleasantly and he nuzzles his side a little bit. He must have mumbles something, because he hears him sigh and kiss the top of his head.

“Dead of me for sure” Elias looks up at him and he sees the surprised and flushed look he has. Silly man. Nodding he grabs his arm and pulls him until they are both lying on the couch, with him lying almost practically falling off it. His husband or not husband doesn't protest much, beyond grumbling and snorting at his feeble attempts at kissing his neck, they were sloppy as hell, but he was having fun!! It's been a while.

Its when he brushes a certain spot that Peter stiffens and laughs.

Oh?

“Elias no- don't you dar-!!!” He blows a raspberry and Peter starts laughing like crazy!!! He was ticklish that asshole told him he wasn't! He always got him and he could never get revenge not until now!!

“YES!! I KNEW YOU HAdd to be Ticklish someWhereeee” Peter wheezes and he laughs against him trying to reach the spot again, oh god he has to remember his tomorrow, he has to otherwise it would be for nothing- shit- He-

Flops to the ground with a thud.

There is silence only shaken by Peter's heavy breathing. Despite the fall he is grinning ear to ear. He sees the man peak from the couch at him with an afronted look and very flushed face.

“Are you ok?” He keeps his grin in place and laughs nodding.

“Yes!! Oh that was funnn” He sighs dreamily, it was so much fun. Peter shakes his head at him.

“Who knew being drunk got you to be so...sappy and childish, you really were holding out onto me huh?” Was he? He probably was, he really had to hold back most of the time.

“Mm” He sees Peter hand go to his face and he tilts it to the side expectantly, the man merely puts some hair out of his face and hesitatnly boops his nose. His smile turns softer. Quickly he grabs his hand and kisses his wrist softly. The man stiffens and he laughs before lifting himself up a little bit to start to kiss his way up the arm.

Peter breathing goes up and when he checks his face is completely red, not only that but he doesn't seem to know where to look. God he is so cute.

Laughing softly he keeps going, advancing like he wants, grateful he was wearing a short sleeve. Once he reaches the fabric of his clothes he jumps up directly to kissing him in the mouth, now that they were at the same height. Its good.

More importantly he feels the other unwind and reciprocate. Elias is honestly in a cloud right now, whatever was upsetting him was definitely out of mind, the feels of his sometimes husband slightly chapped lips pressed against his, his hitched breath at the whispered words that he knows makes him usually run, but not today, now now, make ti all the better and sweeter. Of course that's when the man tries to get closer and ends up rolling too much falling half on top of him. They both groan at first, but then-

Then he starts to laugh uncontrollably, Peter pouts but chuckles along before pressing his face on the crook of his neck. Far bigger than him, but always awfully cuddly when he can get away with it.

“What?” Peter shakes his head.

“You are not going to remember any of this are you?” He blinks a few times and after measuring it he has to admit he drank too much.

“Mmmmayhaps not?” A kiss to the neck.

“Good” Ah, that's why he is so sappy. Loneliness by being the only one who recalls this.

“Peter?”

“Mm?” Well if he is not going to might as well go out?

“Want to danceeee”

“No”

“Please?” Silence.

A resigned sigh.

“I hate you” Elias smiles and kisses the top of his head.

“No you dont-”

They get up and he is shakily clutching Peter who merely spins him around the room without rhyme or reason, but that in his addled mine is the closest to waltz he can manage with his coordination at hand. He spends most of it laughing and talking and occasionally just leaning up to get more kisses, that Peter obliges. Silly, silly man!!

In the end he drags him to bed and they lay down to sleep, not before his husband leaves him a cup of water and some pills for an upcoming headache in the morning. Once in bed he snuggles closer to Peter who lets him and curves himself around him.

“... It's the anniversary of Barnabas death”

“... Which one-?”

“The skull, your- Mordechai?”

“Ahh the lonely one” He stays there in warmth not as bothered by it anymore.

“Would you watch me and still let me die little pufferfish?” He scrunches up his nose and thinks, but the answer has always been the same.

“Yes… would you hate me for it?” Peter doesn't answer and he is almost asleep before he hears the answer.

“No, i dont think i could, i know how you are, it would be stupid of me to do it” It was the answer he was expecteng yet having it confirmed lifted something out from him, a small weight he wasnt expecting.

“Thank you, love you Peter”

“...You too my lovely downfall”

Elias sleeps and dreams of foggy beaches with lost rings and skulls. One day he will miss Peter just as he does for Barnabas he is sure of it.

#writing prompt #elias is dumb when he is drunk #also very sappy #and giggly!!!!#peter cant handle soft touches and its delightful to Elias

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lonelycouchpotatoe · 4 years ago

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Secret Santa Apex

@apex-secretsanta

@dupesoclock I hope u like it bro marry Christmas my dude

Sorry if it kinda sucks if u dont like it i can write u something else or try to draw u something but ya i hope u like it bro

Octane smiled softly as he brushed a stray strand of hair out of Elliot's face. He looked so peaceful. Like nothing bad could ever happen, and for once octane hoped things would never change. Elliott stirred awake before wrapping his arms around octane, pushing their bodies impossibly close. The sound of octane's heartbeat lulling him back to sleep. Octane pulled Elliot closer, wrapping his legs around him before returning to sleep. The warmth of his partner made him feel safe. Elliott woke up, smiling upon seeing how octane was positioned. Octane had trouble staying still even while sleeping apparently. He was face-first on the ground with what was left of his legs resting on the bed. He was going to be sore after this. Elliott went to the restroom and when he returned octane was still face-first on the ground. Elliott picked him up, carrying him back to bed placing him in a comfortable position before placing a kiss on his forehead. Just as he was about to leave octane grabbed his hand pulling him down.

“Where are you going, mi amor (my love)?” Octane placed a kiss on his cheek.

“Uh breakfast and it's 10 am we should probably get up” Mirage reasoned trying to stand up.

Octane crawled on top of Elliott, making sure he would be able to get up.

“No, we don't”.

“Are you telling me that thee Octane wants to stay in bed all day but isn't your whole motto go go go”?

“It is, but it's just so comfy with you” He pressed his face into Elliot's chest.

“Your chest is very soft by the way” Octane grabbed Eliott’s chest pressing them together.

Elliott slapped his hands away sitting up before pushing Octane away.

“Leave my chest alone!” Elliott stuck out his tongue and covered his chest with his arms.

“You mean your boobs?” Elliot's face turned bright red, he grabbed a pillow throwing it with all his might hitting Octane in his face.

Octane laughed at Elliot's little outburst.

“You're an asshole, you know that right!” Elliott shouted, his lip forming a pout.

Octane crawled towards him, “And your prefect” octane placed a quick kiss on his lips.

“You can't do that! You can't win every argument by kissing me!” Elliott turned his back facing Octane.

“Oh come on, no estés enojado conmigo amor (don't be mad at me love). I was just joking. You still love me right?” Octan hugged Elliott from behind wrapping his arms around his waist resting his chin on his shoulder.

“Of course I still love you! I'm just up-up, sus-set, frick, I'm just upset!” Elliott pouted, crossing his arms.

“Pero porque (but why)? Is it cuz I said you had boobs?” Octane slid his arms up to cup Elliott’s chest.

Elliott sighed pushing Octane’s arms down.

“Maybe” he whispered.

“But I love your boobs,” Octane said, placing a kiss on his shoulder, placing a hand over his chest before grabbing a handful of flesh.

“Can you stop saying boobs please?” Elliott said, moving away from Octane.

“Ey, no te enojes (hey don't get mad), If I make you something will you forgive me” Octane reached for Elliott making grabby hands.

“You'll burn the house down” Eliott rolled his eyes.

“No! I can cook. My parents were always too busy to cook for me and the maid never made anything I liked” Octane grimace at the memory “I don't want no rich people food yuck” Octane stuck his tongue out.

Elliott glared at him.

“Fine I can only cook like three things and I make a mess… but my arroz con leche and flan taste good! Ask Ajay she can vouch for me!”.

“Fine but you're cleaning the kitchen and you're washing the dishes” Octane groaned but agreed.

He grabbed his prosthetics and ran off to the kitchen. After what seemed forever Octane came back with the food.

“Tada! What do you think” Octane grabbed a spoon and placed it at Elliott’s lips “Does it taste good?”

“You made this tavi? I don't believe it” Elliott said, taking another spoonful of the arroz con leche.

“I'll take that as a yes,” Octane said before eating his.

“Hey, amor” mirage hummed in response.

“Tienes algo aquí (you have something here)” Octane cupped his face before kissing him.

“Did you get it?” Mirage smirked.

“You know what I think I missed” Octane kissed him again.

“There”.

“You're so cheesy sometimes you know that, pretty sure that was my job” Mirage kissed the tip of Octane’s nose.

Octane giggled, “But you love me for it don't ya?”

“Maybe I do, maybe I don't guess, you'll never know” Octane pouted.

“Come on, come on, come on! The suspense is killing me amigo” Octane gripped mirage’s shoulder shaking him lightly.

Mirage laughed making Octane smile. He felt as if he was falling in love all over again.

Mirage warped his arms around Octane pressing a kiss to his face, “Does that answer your question?”

Octane pretended to think for a moment before giving him his iconic shit-eating grin, “No I don't think it did”.

“I thought you were smarter than that because the answer is obviously I do love you” Mirage kissed his cheek.

“Amigo you shouldn’t expect that much from me. I mean come on we share a brain cell and you own it”.

Mirage ruffled Octane's hair, “You know what, maybe we should stay here all day. It's not like we had anything ur-ur,ga-gan… important to do”.

Octane looked up at mirage like he meant the world to him, and he did.

“Stop”.

“Stop what? Going to have to be more specific than that amor”.

“Stop looking at me like that!”

“I can't help it you're just too adorable when you stutter”.

“No, I'm not!” Mirage’s cheeks flushed bright red.

“Boop” Octane poked Mirage's nose with his index finger.

There was a moment of silence before they both burst out laughing.

“Te quiero” octane said out of nowhere.

Mirage giggled, “I know”.

“Good just wanted to make sure you knew” Octane placed a kiss on his forehead.

“Well, then you should know I love you too” Mirage cupped his face and returned the kiss.

Everything was perfect. There was nothing wrong. No one was shouting, there were no gunshots. No scary murder bots, no drug addictions to worry about. It was just perfect. And they both hoped that it would be like this always and that time would slow down a bit to let them enjoy this moment a bit more.

#apex legends #mirage #octane #miage x octane #domestic fluff #ApexSecretSanta2020

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revasser-destiny · 5 years ago

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Hello I am your lovely positive Mun anon! This is for you mun! I dare you to show which muns you love like friends or family! You can list as many people you love but for every one person you list, you must say what you feel about that mun.

@idv-ask-azrael ❥ You always make me smile and laugh with Azzy, or just with your amazing personality! I know I always worry you when I consume sweets (pls forgive me, mama), but I do love you very much as a mother figure. You're just the sweetest cupcake I met so far, and I hope everything goes well for you. Ily! ♡

@theunconcernedembalmer ❥Another mama figure I love and cherish. Her artsyle is a lovely dreamscape to escape into when you want to indulge in the world of her muses! She is very kind and smart (dont you dare say no, or give me the no u card), and I look up to her like a butterfly shaped cloud in the sky. Also CLLLLLLAUUUUDDDDEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAA

@ask-idv-embalmer ❥Papasop is a beautiful ray of stardust at night, who listens to you and tries to make you laugh. I love them very much, and I would give them a homemade cake in shape of a heart. Their art is like looking at a colorful meadow of personalities and gold itself in my opinion! They also know my weakness for dad jokes so that's bonus there ♡

@cezlovesart ❥SISTER! I really love Cezzu to the point she is family to me. If I could, I would happily give her my munies and cookies without hesitation. 100% would cuddle and boop this precious angel of a sibling ♡

@idv-mike-morton ❥CLOWN MUMMMMMMM! I remember the day I made a mistake and became your child. I still don't regret it, haha! You are the funniest and loveliest person I met so far, a goddess in my eyes if I may be honest. You always know how to make me laugh and smile, even make the days seem brighter than before. I hope everything goes well for you, and if not, I'll be praying that it'll get better! ♡

@ask-the-idv-magus IZUMUMMMM! She is the chaotically beautiful gf of my clown mum, and I cherish her like the sun (no pun intended) itself. She also knows how to make me laugh, and I enjoy talking with her about aus and story ideas in vc. I compare her to the gentle rain in spring, soothing and understanding, but also very beautiful and sweet as the flowers curl up in wonder.

@seer-is-here ❥Fellow Detective StalkerGay, aka Gayboi Starboi. She is the gayest owl person I know, and she's really funny that I tend to giggle a lot, especially in rank. Jaff is an uplifting angel to me, and she's so kind that often I cry.

@identityvarchives ❥We may have just met, but let me tell you are such a beautiful diamond in the gallery of AUs and storytelling. I look up to you a lot, but I also wish the best to come your way, Alice. Ily! ♡

@http-idv ❥Same with the lovely Alice here, I also look up to you as an inspiration. You're such a gorgeous emerald in the meadow of writing scenarios, and telling the story of your muse. Much love! ♡

@ask-prospector-v ❥BROSIS! *inhales* YOU ARE SUCH A PRECIOUS GREMLIN TWIN THAT I WOULD SACRIFICE EVERYTHING I HAVE SO YOU CAN BE SMILING AND HABBY! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND GO UWU, GOD ILY SO MUCH! QAQ♡

@flowwerpot ❥You always take my kokoro with your Flower AU, and for that, I love you. In all seriousness, their Flower AU is like a beautifully made cake decorated as the blossoming dawn. They're just the sweetest person I've met, and I am honored to even be called their child. Flower mama is OP ♡

@nootnotno ❥NOOT, ILY SO MUCH THAT I WANNA CUDDLE WITH YOU ALL DAY, NO HOMO! You're such a solicitous angel, and I'm so happy to have met you in my life. Thank you for being my friend, and I hope you continue being such a sweetheart penguin! ♡

@ask-victor-grantzcampbell ❥Kira Kuro is just,,,, an angel sent from the heavens and I cherish them plenty. Their artstyle and storytelling with Victor has me intrigued and wanting for more. They're such a sweetheart that I wonder sometimes that if meeting them was a wonderful dream.

@ask-thepuppeteer-idv ❥D,,,DIA! She has taken my kokoro many times as well, but I love her very much that I let it happen. Dia is a darling to have around, and an amazing friend to talk with. She makes me smile with her presence and ocs, even if I do cry when angst comes over at times (SOBBING NOISES). I would 100% hold her hand and call her the Queen of Beautiful Dahlias ♡

@idv-lunar-shine ❥Hello, may I hug the mun and the muses (if I can without dying) please? The AU with Alice and Lucie is a wondrous gem to view over and over again that it makes me cry often. The dark parts mixed with light moments is a beautiful bouquet to be shared with people who are interested, and I feel blessed being one of them. If I could, I would love to give yumi a gift but sadly like always, Im a shy birb

@theincessantmercenary ❥First off, I like to mention that I didn't expect a Naib to come in my inbox and make me cry two rivers for an hour. Second, Lucie is a delightful rose in spring and no one can change my mind whatsoever. Their version of Naib is an engaging performance to watch alongside with Alice's Eli and yumi's lunar shrine (how do i mention everyone without breaking the keyboard), and I can't wait to see more. Also Marpesia is precious and I will die for her, thanks for coming to my TedTalk 😔

@ask-idv-conartist ❥A beautiful person with an amazing muse and artstyle. Their introduction is just perfection, and I often reread it because holy shit, it's just exceptionally good. I love the amount of work and care put into Charlie (100% would smooch on forehead, and hold hands with), his story

@ask-cesarandamelia-idvoc ❥Okami is a talented person whose muses are on my must protecc list. They're just the most amiable person I know, and they deserve much love for their creativity. They've also made me cry because of their art and writing to which I say please give me back my heart pls

@ask-magnetboi-nortnort ❥Have I mention that your Norton is the funniest bastard I have ever met so far? Now you know how much I love your blog, interpretation of Norton, and lovely you! Please don't hesitate to take a break once, and take care of yourself! Love you, Cousin Nyeli! ♡

@stitchedstatic ❥Mama Static is an affable rose in the meadow, and I love her very much! Her storytelling is a wonderful experience as more pieces are revealed from the characters. I'm not just talking about Alec and Nikola (you can obviously infer that I love the two), it's also her reverse characters and Clarity that make me go doki doki about everything. Mama Static, I would give you all of my donut cakes without hesitation and carry you to victory ♡

@ask-idvgardener ❥Mama Gwitchy is a wonderful mama, and I love their protrayal of dear Gardener. I would protect them with all of my life because they deserve the best. 100% would smile at just their presence alone ♡

@idv-missionary ❥Hi, Mama Fluff! I would like to tell you that you are the most loveliest morning glory I have ever met, and I wish that happiness will come your way when you need it. Love you! ♡

@ask-vampire-hunter-naib ❥Woosh come back from the war, jk. I love your interpretation of a vampire hunter Naib (including the others as well~)! Makes me want to care him, but also punch him at the same time fhdhdhdh. Please know that you are a beloved jewel in my heart, and I hope that everything blooms better for you! ♡

@ask-chloenair ❥Briar, we need to talk about how importantly beautiful you are. The representation of your muses is beautifully done, and their backstories makes me want to do a chef kiss every time. Your artstyle is just the perfect dessert to go along with the main dish, and I honestly can't wait for more of your story to come soon. I love you, Briar! ♡

@asimplecherry ❥Ah yes, the Angst Demon. Queen of said subject herself. My inspiration for darker writings and art itself. She is also a singing queen, and that opinion cannot be changed. Her muses are blast to have around, especially gremlin Emma who thonks people in the face. I just love Cherry's work so far, and I pray that everything goes well for her.

@idv-askclaudedesaulnier ❥Number one criminal who has stolen my kokoro so many times I've lost count. Their version of Claude is a darker, yet mystifying fairytale - which I fell in love with and thus my love for Claude began. Their artstyle is a mesmerizing star at night that carries on a different story in each of their blogs. And Bee, you are the most marvelous person I met so far, and I love you for being you. Take care of yourself, okay? Love you ♡

@peachy-teacakes ❥Dal here is my wise big sister who can also be dumb at the same time. Doesn't stop me from loving her because of her golden heart. Did I mention that she's a very beautiful being on this planet to the point that I believe she is a Queen? 😔♡

@ask-sculptor ❥My egg sister who apparently thinks that Wick is a, um.... not going to continue that because I know a couple will be screaming soon after i post this (XD). Winter is a beloved snowflake (no pun intended) and she is chaotically funny at the same time. Charlie Gayboi is my tol big bro, and you cant change my mind. ♡

@hatsirsir ❥BIG BROTHER! CAN I JUST SAY I APPRECIATE YOUR EXISTENCE EVERYDAY BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SWEETEST AND MOST CONSIDERATE PERSON I HAVE EVER MET! I CANT DIE FOR YOU, BUT I WILL HAPPILY COMPLIMENT WITHOUT HESITATION! YOU MAKE ME SMILE AND CRY HAPPY TEARS EVERYDAY WITH YOUR LOVING COMMENTS! YOUR CHARACTERS MAKE ME SOFT (except for obvious rats) AND PUT ME IN A CUDDLY MOOD. ILY HAT QAQ! ♡

#this took me about 7 hours finish dhdhdh #look I want to compliment every living being that is close to me qwq #i love everyone on this post and im beginning to cherish more people #*gently sends hugs and kisses*#nini is sobbing

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little-owly · 7 years ago

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I'm gonna project here, so please forgive me if this crosses a line or you don't like or whatever. But. Yan being genderfluid and Assigned Female at birth (AFAB) and getting her period and it making her feel really dysphoric. And then Anti shows up and promises he loves them, no matter how they identify. (again I'm projecting and if you hate it and never wanna talk to me again that's cool. I just. need. ya know?)

its okay, anon!! i dont mind at all – and i could never hate you!!

anti pops in, knowing something’s wrong. making his way up the stairs to their room, sneaking past warf’s study.

he gently opens the door seeing yan curled up, holding their pillow and sniffling quietly into it. looking up and curling up tighter.

“yan? what’s wrong, babe?” he whispers, closing the door and rushing over to yan.

yan stays silent, sobbing as anti rubs small circles into their back. knowing that’s the one way he can calm down yan.

he sits, listening to yan’s heartbreaking sobs before yan slowly sits up. he sees yan is in sweatpants and a large sweater. sniffling as they point to the dresser nearby.

anti looking over to see the box of pads. getting the message. he rubs their stomach, “are you in pain?”

“no.” yan cries, “i…hate it. i hate having this. i hate the way it m-makes me feel, i hate my body and myself. i cant be happy like this, anti, and i know you hate me for complaining about all this. for being a wreck.” they hiccup, resting against anti’s shoulder.

“hey,” anti answers, holding yan’s hand in his own. his cold skin against their warm skin. “i love you, okay? i love everything about you. from your soft hair to the soles of your feet. you make me happy as ever, yeah?” he sighs, moving them so he can look them in the eyes.

“i love you, no matter what you identify as. i love you so much, yan. i could never find it in myself to hate someone as amazing and wonderful as you.” anti smiles. leaning down to kiss them softly, his cold lips against their warm lips. feeling yan’s tears fall down their face.

“i love you too. thank you,” they whimper as they seek in a few more kisses. wrapping their arms around anti’s neck in an embrace.

“…you have such a way with words…for a demon.” yan whispers.

“hey,” he laughs, booping his nose against theirs, “im not always evil and hellbent on destruction.”

“…really?”

“well…a majority of the time. maybe an even 50-50-”

“shut up, evil side is at least 95%. the other 5% is the big softie i love” yan laughs, anti cuddling them closer. happy to see yan smiling again.

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cryptidofthekeys · 7 years ago

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I never wanted to hurt them (OC Story)

((WARNING: VIOLENCE, A BIT OF GORE MENTIONS AND A PINCH OF ANGST, BY A PINCH I MEAN A LOT))

((Btw, yes, Iver/Revi is a giant, but when they begin the true fight, they'll shrink down to a certain size)) Iver was standing there, holding his head and growling all the while "W-What the...?" He mumbled, shaking his head a little, but this only seemed to make things worser. Boop and his other halves looked up at the giant, Boop was the one to speak [ Iver? Are you feeling alright? ] He questioned, raising a brow, his tone surprisingly held concern for once. Iver simply groaned "N....No... Something's.... W r o n g..." He snarled, clutching his head even more before screaming in pain, the others looked on in concern as they backed up. Iver now had his head tilted down to where you couldn't see his face anymore, this made Boop grow more and more worried as he approached [ Iver...? ] His eyes widened when he felt the force of a kick knock him back, it wasn't hard enough to cause critical damage but it was enough to daze the poor robot. [ W-WHAT THE HECK?! WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU IVER?! ] 'Iver' started to chuckle maniacally, then it turned into full-blown laughter as he lifted his head up, revealing dark green eyes, a wicked smirk and when he spoke his voice was much deeper. "Iver? Nah lads, m somet'in much more excitin~! Name's R e v i~!" He exclaimed with a sick glee as he stared down at the bots, his gaze cold and merciless, he pulled out a knife and grinned "So, who wants ta go ferst lads?~ Hmm, Purple? Red? Or how bout Black?~" Boop and the others growled and stood close to each other, Boop spoke up once more [ I... I will not allow you to harm me or my other halves, stand down User or else you will r e g r e t i t... ] This made Red curl his hands into fists, glaring up at the giant [ I WILL D E S T R O Y YOU... ] The being chuckled "Aw, ain't tha' cute~ So Red's yer anger... He'll be tha' ferst ta die!~" The being dashed over, preparing to swing his knife, Red quickly dodged and snarled [ H E Y! YOUR A GIANT, THAT'S CHEATING YOU LOW PILE OF TRASH! ] Revi sneered at the tiny bot "Oi, yer right lad~ T'is wouldn't be too fair now would it?~ Fine, m' gunna fight fair for t'is~" He stated, taking the potion around his neck and gulping it down, he shrunk down to about 7'0ft. Boop and the others growled, he was still a lot taller than him but he wasn't giant-sized anymore so this should make things fair, the bots took they're stances and so did Revi. The bots looked at each other, giving a small nod, the first to step forward was Green, however he was pushed out of the way by Red [ Green no, stay outta this, he's M I N E... None of you interfere! ] He growled out, glaring daggers at Revi who simply chuckled and rolled his eyes "Brave of ya lad~ But, m' afraid tha' won't get'cha anywhere in tha' long run~!" Red's eyes flared with pure rage as he charged at Revi [ E N O U G H! ] He shouted, proceeding to try and punch Revi, the being stood there and took the punch as if it were nothing to him, he did get shoved back by the force however. "Oh wow, ye punch like a girl laddie! Hmm, once yer done fer, m' gunna tell tha' others a lil secret~!" He cackled, dashing towards Red with his knife held high, slashing at Red but missing, the bot growled aggressively [ What do you mean s e c r e t? AND DON'T MOCK ME, I AM STRONGER THAN YOU THINK! ]He roared, his blood red eyes flaring up intensely [ I WILL MAKE YOU R E G R E T KICKING ME! ] (the reason he says me is cause basically, they're all apart of Boop they feel his pain when he gets hurt) Red rushed once more at Revi who had a smirk on his face "I knew ye'd succumb ta tha' rage~" Boop and the others stood back, Boop's eyes widened however when he saw Red become enraged [ RED! STOP! FOCUS ON YOUR TARGET, YOU ARE-- ] Red cut Boop off with a snarl as he turned to face the other bot [ S t a y o u t o f t h i s! ] however turning for even a split moment was a bad decision, he turned back only to be face-to-face with Revi, his eyes widened as he felt a searing pain shoot through his chest. His circuits were going haywire now, his body was making booping and warning sounds [ W-W-W-W-WARNING: C-C-CRITICAL....D-D-DAMAGE... ] He announced as he collasped to the ground at the monster's feet. Revi cackled, twirling his now bloodstained knife, he tsked down at Red "Didn'tcha ever learn na' ta turn away from yer opponents?~ M' disappointed in ye lad~" He sneered, picking the damaged bot up by the shirt. Red gasped for air, blood and some form of silver liquid seeping from the wound and his mouth [ G-G-Go... t-t-to... h....hell.... ] His eyes then closed as he fell limp in Revi's grasp, the brute simply smiled, tossing Red to the ground and then turning towards the others. Boop gasped loudly, falling to his knees [ M-My anger... My rage... It's... gone, there's... nothing there anymore... ] The others glared at Revi who simply laughed and twirled the knife around "W h o ' s n e x t?" His tone becoming darker as he cackled, meanwhile... *In the mindspace* Iver sat there... hugging his knees to his chest, his ears fallen completely back "Lads... M' so sorry ye had ta see this side of me... Please, forgive me..." He muttered pathetically, tears streaming down the big brute's face for once. *Poof, back to the fight scene~!* Revi began approaching Boop next, his stare was cold and uncaring, he stopped when he saw Purple, Black, and Green jump in the way. Purple spoke up [ Now listen here big boy... You can fuck with me, in more ways than one but, if you fuck with my friends... Well, guess as the saying goes... ] His tone took a darker turn as he glared at the brute in front of him [ Y o u d o n e f u c k e d u p... ] This made Revi burst out into laughter "Aw, lad, yer too funny~!" He continued to laugh, not noticing that Purple had dashed towards him, punching him straight in the face, this was enough to leave a bruise. Revi's eyes widened as he was dazed for a moment, before he turned back towards Purple, a glare on his face for a moment before it turned into a wicked grin "Ha....ha ha ha ha.... Lads, ye remember how I said I was gunna tell ye all a lil secret? ...W e l l... If ye hurt me, then yer hurtin' yer P R E C I O U S Iver~ We do share tha' same body after all~!" Purple's eyes widened [ Oh... Oh no! I don't wanna hurt him... ]He mumbled, looking towards Boop with a concerned look [ Boop... What do we do...? ] Boop simply looked at him, not saying a word, suddenly Black stepped out, a knife of his own in hand [ Oh wow~! Big bad man thinks he's sooo tough huh?! Well, I'll show ya how to REALLY handle a knife! You don't scare ME~! ] Black cackled insanely as he charged at Revi, raising his knife high however the brute dodged, making Black curse loudly. [ JUST, GO AWAY! NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOUR H O R R I B L E AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING FROM ME! ] He glared at Revi, his eyes widening when he saw the other's terrifying grin. "Aww, lad, ye hurt me so~ So, yer na scared o' me huh?~" He took a step forwards, sneering when he saw the other take a step back "Oh? If yer na scared o' me laddie, then why ye backin' away?~" Black's eyes were wide with fear, he knew deep down he couldn't beat this guy, for once, he felt fear... [ I.... I.... I'm not-- ] He gasped when he was shoved back against a wall, knife pressed against his throat. Revi smirked when he noticed the bot starting to tremble "Na' so tough when yer a victim now are ya?~" He purred in sick delight, digging his blade a bit deeper into the bot's neck. Black trembled and tears began forming in his eyes, a small smile suddenly stretched across his face [ Haha... Oh how the t-tables have turned... haven't they? Heh, so, this is what it feels like to be a victim... There's only one thing I gotta say before you kill me User... ] Revi rose a brow "Ay? Speak on up lad~" Black's smile never left his face [ I don't r e g r e t a D A M N T H I N G for what I've d o n e ] He laughed a little, before the laugh turned into garbled and strangled noises. Revi had slit the bot's throat, watching as the red and silver liquids mingled with each other, he then let Black fall to the ground with a thud, the bot managed to make some final garbled noises [ S-S-S-Systems... f-f-f-ailur-r-r-re.... S-S-Shutting.... d-do-own... ] His form went limp, laying on the ground in a pool of blood and the same form of silver liquid. Revi cackled as he turned towards the others, grinning when he saw they're moritifed expressions "Did'ya enjoy th' show lads?~" Boop gasped again, clutching his head [ Black... My....My... insanity?... I... never fully understood what emotion he could ever be but he was still apart of me... He's... g o n e too... ] Purple and Green growled loudly as they glared at Iver, Green's eyes were filled with tears to see basically his brothers dead on the ground [ YOU... YOU M O N S T E R! ] He cried out, only to get a chuckle from the brute in response. "Ay lad, tha' I am~ I've been called worser~ Now, which one of ye wanna join yer fellas in tha' afterlife?~" Green cried out in anger for once, usually he was happy, a bit sarcastic at times but still an overall good guy, he rushed at Revi suddenly, screaming out in frustration. [ GREEN NO! DONT' DO IT, YOU AREN'T STRONG ENOUGH-- ] Purple was cut off when he heard Green scream out in pain. Revi stood there, a menacing stare on Green as he had plunged his knife all the way through the bot, he then roughly removed his arm, leaving a gaping hole of robotic parts and a lot of blood and silver liquids oozing from the wound. Green was gasping and garbling out something, before he fell over on the ground, sparks radiating from his body as he twitched and sputtered on the ground [ I..... I'm sorry... All of you... I failed... S-Systems... s-shut-- ] He was cut off when Revi stomped down on him, crushing him for good. Purple put a hand over his mouth [ N-No... No.... NO NO NO! WHY?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! ] He screamed, glaring at Revi who simply grinned and laughed in return "Oh? Ye wanna know why m' doin t'is? Well its real simply lad~ M' gunna make E V E R Y O N E Iver c a r e d about S U F F ER! And thar aint no stoppin' me~!" Purple kept his glare, tears running down his face [ You... bastard...! You will pay for all of this, for Red.... Black... And... Green... ] He then realized something, turning back to Boop with a look of concern on his face. Boop sat there, an emotionless expression on his face as he rocked back and fourth [ My happiness.... Gone... It's gone... it's gone... it's gone... ] He kept mumbling over and over, this saddened Purple deeply as he turned to glare at Revi with an intense expression of hatred [ I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! ] He then charged at Revi full force, his newly found rage fueling him. Revi tsked and wagged a finger at Purple "Remember, ye hurt me, yer hurtin' Iver too~!" This made Purple stop dead in his tracks, he sighed, stopping his assualt before it continued, standing there with his head down [ Just.... Just kill me... ] He sighed, ready to accept his fate [ Kill me but whatever you do, please, let Boop live... ] Boop looked over at Purple, tears in his eyes [ Purple...! Don't.... Don't do it ] Purple turned back to Boop with a smile on his face [ Boop.... I know we didn't get along the best out of the others but I want you to know... I always cared for you, you gave me life basically, and I thank you for the life you have given me... Thank you... ...Goodbye... Boop ] He turned towards Revi who had his knife raised "Oh fer feck's sake, enough with the sob stories!" He grumbled, glaring down at Purple who suddenly spit in the brute's face [ I'll see you in hell, d a r l i n g~ ] Revi growled loudly and plunged the knife into Purple's chest "Aye... Same to ya laddie... Ye feckin' prick..." He then shoved Purple's body to the ground harshly, smirking when he saw the bot just simply shut down. He turned towards Boop who looked completely broken now, he laughed when he saw the bot rocking back and fourth [ Purple.... gone... No more... can't feel... can't.... can't breathe... They're all gone.... They're dead... No... Gone... forever... ] Revi rolled his eyes and approached the bot, grabbing Boop by his throat "Pathetic, ye didn't try once ta save em... They were trying they're hardest t' protect ye and whaddya do fer em? N O T H I N G!" He snickered, staring at the bot with a merciless gaze. Boop was uncontrollably crying, his body shaking and making all sorts of noises [ My fault... They're dead.... I did nothing... I can't... I'm sorry... I couldn't save any of you... I'm weak... I'm pathetic... ] Revi rolled his eyes "Yer weak an' pathetic... Now, ta finish ye off~"He smirked, raising his knife up and stabbing right through Boop's throat "Sweet dreams...~" Boop gasped and his body sparked a little, he didn't do much, he didn't want to... He didn't care if he died, he simply fell limp and his eyes went dark... Showing no signs of life anymore. Revi cackled and threw Boop beside his other halves "Tha' takes care of tha'... Now, ta let Iver take over an' see th' c a r n a g e fer himself~" Revi let his head hang down, dropping his bloody knife... ...... A gasp, suddenly, forest green eyes opened as he looked at the bloodied bodies, the blood on his hands, he began trembling and crying as he fell to his knees "M' sorry... M' sorry... M' sorry..." He kept repeating over and over, Iver was completely distraught right now... Knowing what HE did... "It's my fault... I shoulda told ye all... Now yer gone... An' I can't do a damn thing bout it... ...Please, fergive me lads... I never wanted to hurt ye..." ((AND DONE, A LOTTA SADISTIC SHIT AND angst-ish stuff? Poor OCs.... I torment them too much, but ya know, its fun sometimes~! Anyways have a story bout my OCs Iver or well his dark side Revi basically killing Boop and the other halves, slowly one by one, the people Iver cares about die!))

#Boop #Iver #Revi #ocs #oc story #My OCs are my babies #oc angst #tw blood #tw dead bodies #tw gore mentions #just incase #if you dont like extreme violence then please don't read ^^

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[[The sound clearly came from the infirmary, but further shouts of surprise do not continue. In fact, it is eerily silent and moreso than usual.]]

DAVENFORTH: -Okay, so maybe he wasn't actually able to place that scream. Regardless, Davenforth wasn't sleeping well. A combination of a lot of things, a lot feelings he wasn't processing correctly...or at all. Keeping busy would help right? He rounds the corner into the infirmary, hair poofy and without its proper treatment.-

DAVENFORTH: Whats goin on here

QIRIN: =She is in the hallway in the process of stepping from wall where in her surprise she had flattened herself against it and knocked over several instruments on a medical cart. Lowering the hand she had thrown in front of her by pure reflex, she briefly rested it upon her chest then allowed it to drift down to her side.=

QIRIN: =Qirin lifted a brow to him in greeting as though she hadn't just emitted the noise.= Pleasant night, Davenforth? =On the floor in front of her in a pile of linen which had spilled from the closet rose a teal colored grub that is chirruping happily, waving her forelegs and slowly waddling her way toward the carapacian.=

DAVENFORTH: -Okay wow, that's a lot of commotion for...a grub? He raises a brow at her.- Thought someone was being murdered

DAVENFORTH: Looks like condy is enlistin em younger and younger

DAVENFORTH: Cuter too

DAVENFORTH: -Squats down to the grub- A lil messy though

QIRIN: =She knelt to the ground beside him as the grub turned her head towards Davenforth, lifting her head to sniff the air= She is not supposed to be here. Her caretakers must be wondering where she is. I must notify Miss Raziga immediately. How long has it been since we departed from Avalon? =As she continues, her voice is gradually getting more strained. She is calm however, despite hiding a great deal of panic. =

DAVENFORTH: Long enough that we cant afford to turn the ship around to bring her back -Welp....more grubs. He holds his hand out to the tiny-

DAVENFORTH: So youre not a tiny assassin huh

DAVENFORTH: Thats good because youre really sloppy

QIRIN: =Small, extended whine of despair=

QIRIN: Truly, a criminal mastermind. This was her plan all along, I know it.

GRUB: =She's squinting under the bright infirmary lights and gingerly bats at Davenforth's hand, i.e. the blurry blob in front of her=

QIRIN: This one has been following me from the brooding caverns since the Union's physicians were assigned to give the little ones health checks. I should have known something was amiss when she did not appear at the ship for her scheduled stalking within a week. =her shoulders droop= I suppose I had hoped she had finally lost interest and another lusus had selected her under their keeping.

DAVENFORTH: -Congratulations grub, you have a hand. Davenforth squints at her behind his shades- So you never told anyone she kept sneaking off

GRUB: =still squinting, she hooked her other foreleg around his hand and dragged herself forward. His hand is going into her mouth, and she subsequently began to nibble at it.=

QIRIN: Of course I did. Dirk has known of these occurances since he caught me returning one day. At the time, I told no one as it was merely a minor issue and I felt it was unnecessary to inconvenience staff. The caretakers of the mothergrub know. Some of them thought this to be quite funny.

DAVENFORTH: -Ugh...gross...this is his life now- Looks like shes got somethin in common with jin

QIRIN: Jin? =She's a little out of the loop=

GRUB: =Now that the meat has been sufficiently tenderized, it is time to scale this mountain.=

DAVENFORTH: -Just gonna let this grub climb on him.- Uh yeah

DAVENFORTH: Me and lif have a grub

DAVENFORTH: Thing just kept stalkin her so she decided to keep it shes a limeblood

DAVENFORTH: A statistical impossibility

DAVENFORTH: Like me being a parent

DAVENFORTH: Which apparently i am now

QIRIN: =Her eyes trail from Davenforth to the grub, who is now crawling up the length of his arm=

QIRIN: =she snickered= Congratulations. It should have been expected with the way impossibilities seem possible on this ship. Trolls caring for the own, mystical abilities, coming back from dead. Even you, Dave, becoming a guardian.

DAVENFORTH: Yeah no shut up im not supposed to be a parent

QIRIN: And why is that?

GRUB: =Now perched upon his shoulder, she continues her exploration by sticking a leg in his ear=

DAVENFORTH: -This is fine. Except it's not, and he cranes his head away like please no.-

DAVENFORTH: Because ive got no right bein apart of a kids formative years all im gonna do is fuck it up i dont even know how to take care of a kid

GRUB: =when he moves, she makes a mrrrrrp! noise=

QIRIN: ... =You and me both, Dave=

QIRIN: I am sure you would make an excellent caretaker. If not, there are many on this ship from who you can take advice.

QIRIN: Your namesake, for instance. He has a child of his own.

DAVENFORTH: First things first im his namesake

DAVENFORTH: Im not askin my little nephew about baby pointers

QIRIN: You will have to forgive me for that slip up. Blame it on the fact that I am still reeling from the shock of a grub leaping at my face from what was supposed to be a harmless linen closet. =She laughed again=

QIRIN: Are you betting your child's life on a matter of pride, Dave? ^_^

DAVENFORTH: No cuz lifera is a great mom the kid is halfway in good hands

QIRIN: And why not make "the kid full way in good hands"?

DAVENFORTH: Because my hands aint good for raisin kids -Speaking of, he plucks up the grub into his hands and boops her nose-

QIRIN: =eyes those hands= You are not providing sufficient evidence to prove your theory correct.

DAVENFORTH: Playing with a kid and actually helping them grow without fuckin em up are two different things

GRUB: =looks astonished by the boop and waggles her legs around trying to find the source of what did it=

QIRIN: =she glances at the bby troll, slightly concerned. The eyedrops hadn't improved her vision problems, and Qirin wouldn't know more information until pupation.=

QIRIN: You have barely begun. How are you so sure of this?

DAVENFORTH: -Squints at the little grubby and places his hand over her eyes, kind of shielding it from the light-

DAVENFORTH: Because its me and if theres one thing i know its me

GRUB: =squints a little less=

QIRIN: =she watches this interaction closely. He wouldn't be a good father my ass.=

QIRIN: So. What you are saying is that you have already resolved to failure and you are not even going to attempt it?

DAVENFORTH: Its the light thats botherin you huh yeah its stupid bright in here -Bye Qirin-

QIRIN: Why is it when I come close to making my point, you divert the subject?

QIRIN: =She huffs and gets up to stand to fix the lighting situation, because he may be onto something there.=

DAVENFORTH: Whats that rami

QIRIN: =She flicks off the lights to that portion of the hallway and dims the others to the floor lights so that they arent sitting in complete darkness.=

QIRIN: I am trying to state you will not know until you try, and there is absolutely no harm in asking for advice from those who know the subject of childrearing.

QIRIN: =she began picking up the linen that had fallen to the floor, neatly stacking them back in the closet again.=

QIRIN: You can either accept that there are certain subjects of which you are unaware, and pursue sources of knowledge to rectify that. Or you can make no attempt and remain ignorant. ^_^

DAVENFORTH: Pffft and here you are preachin again look i know what i know and i know what i dont

DAVENFORTH: Didnt know a damn thing about being my own manager and i figured that out

DAVENFORTH: If youre so high and mighty as a parent then why dont you take care of this one instead of screamin bloody murder

QIRIN: =she seems aghast at the prospect.=

QIRIN: Dave, I know that I may sound—

GRUB: =At the adjustment of the lighting, the grub's eyes turn spherical and she chirrs. Nibbling Davenforth's fingers in thanks, she makes a subsequent beeline for the Carapacian.=

QIRIN: =eyes the grub almost fearfully= ....incredibly...hypocritical....

GRUB: =starts crawling up Qirin's skirts=

QIRIN: But I literally know nothing of the subject. When I was cloned, childrearing was not written into the construct of my DNA. I have no intrinsic knowledge of how to care for the upbringing of my own kind, and I especially do not have the knowledge of how to care for children of another species.

GRUB: =Slides back down the fabric of her leg=

QIRIN: =slightly distressed= Oh, little one, I do not fit the requirements necessary to be your caretaker. D:

QIRIN: Surely, there are others far more qualified.

GRUB: =tries climbing up her leg again=

DAVENFORTH: No one is born with child testing in their dna

DAVENFORTH: Besides

DAVENFORTH: You wont know know until you try and theres no harm in asking for advice from those who know

DAVENFORTH: You can either accept that there are certain subjects of which you are unaware and pursue sources of knowledge to rectify that or you can make no attempt and remain ignorant

DAVENFORTH: B|

QIRIN: :(

QIRIN: I admit I dug my own grave there.

DAVENFORTH: Theres always someone more qualified

DAVENFORTH: Just because i think im gonna fuck the kid up dont mean i wont try

QIRIN: Well.

QIRIN: That is good, then.

QIRIN: Effort is always commendable.

QIRIN: However Dave, this is an entirely different situation that I—

GRUB: =manages to crawl up her side and into the crook of one of Qirin's arms=

QIRIN: =her arm automatically (and subconciously) moved to cradle the grub.=

GRUB: =She snuggles in, just wanting to be held.=

QIRIN: =horrified=

QIRIN: This is a manner of...of...of mistaken identity! I am no lusus!

#in which a stowaway #tenaciousgodliness

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