#please envision this being delivered to you in the voice of a boldly confident and very new-york-y twelve-year-old
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we found a tape of my dad's eighth grade graduation speech
#the cupola report#please envision this being delivered to you in the voice of a boldly confident and very new-york-y twelve-year-old#who has introduced himself in the third person#what other treasures will the depths of grandma's house bring us... well for one thing they bring us granddad's bighuge paper cutter#which is now henceforth going to be MY bighuge paper cutter#merry chrysalis I am going to SLICE with GREAT ABANDON (maybe also take up bookbinding)
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