#playoffs 2020

[kazoosandfannypacks]

saw a post where someone said that said they can't stand the idea of another "taylor swift sueprbowl" and while i love my girl taylor i lowkey agree because if i have to see kansas city at one more superbowl the trout population is going to be affected.

[cashmere-caveman]

because i am delusional and love looking at numbers i actually checked how much playoff experience the current ottawa senators have and if u count every active player on the roster plus everyone on IR they have a combined total of exactly 300 playoff games played

fun fact u can split these 300 games almost perfectly in 3! namely into david perron (104), claude giroux (95) and everyone else (101) lmfaoo

[1634archive]

TORONTO, ONTARIO - AUGUST 07: Auston Matthews #34 of the Toronto Maple Leafs looks on from the bench during the second period of Game Four of the Eastern Conference Qualification Round against the Columbus Blue Jackets at Scotiabank Arena on August 07, 2020 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Mark Blinch/NHLI via Getty Images)

[polyabathtub]

Cleaning up my docs and I found a little deleted scene from An Abundance of Tysons. This is EJ/J.T. Compher/Tyson Jost, the morning after they first hooked up in the bubble:

J.T. and Tyson are still there when EJ wakes up, hot and sweating under too many limbs. The threesome now feels like a great idea, but he needs them out of his room before someone sees them. 

EJ pinches J.T.'s nipple. J.T. flails to life, kicking Tyson hard enough that he comes to with a confused grunt.

"That was fun but you need to get out of here," EJ says.

J.T. blinks his eyes open slowly, then faster once he takes in the light in the room. "Oh, shit." He tugs Josty out of the bed, pulling on his own clothes and then starting on Tyson's. EJ gets dressed while they do—at this point he might as well just get breakfast.

Tyson goes up on his toes to kiss EJ before they leave; EJ melts into it for a moment. J.T. winks at them from the doorway when Tyson finally pulls away.

"We're definitely doing this again, by the way," J.T. says.

"I still need to try the no-teeth blowjob," Tyson adds, patting EJ's chest.

"Yeah, okay," EJ says. It's still a terrible idea, but he isn't opposed to the occasional bad decision.

EJ checks the hallway before sending them out. They only get a few doors down before Nate's door opens up across the hall. EJ's mask is dangling from his ear, and he's still stepping into his shoes.

Nate squints at EJ, and EJ tries to keep his face expressionless.

Nate's eyes skim down EJ's body, and EJ fights the urge to adjust his pants. He's pretty sure he's not hard, but Nate looks concerningly suspicious.

[freshthoughts2020]

[annieqattheperipheral]

this one's for those interested in events bts!

here's the nhl chief content officer talking about preparing for playoffs and surrounding events in sunrise & edmonton (no direct flights between the two cities!), then immediately flying to vegas to rehearse awards & draft

also some stuff on the 2020 bubble in edmonton with jason demers chiming in

vid at x1.25

Florida - Game 1: the kid laroi ; Game 2: dj khaled

Edmonton - canadian performers tba

[girlishwhimsyy]

sorry i'm thinking about this being huggys 400th game again...... like wdym i wasn't JUST watching him in his rookie season

[qhughes43]

the way i can say i’m having fun as a canucks fan for the first time in 22 years

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

okay so i used to follow the overwatch league up to the 2020 season and ive been missing it a lil and decided to watch some old (ancient) matches from 2018, (which is just about the only old owl matches you can still find with any sort of ease)

then got bored and since the owl has been going continuously since then, i watched a lil from the 2022 season

and like. yeah i expected changes i know theyve been adding heroes to overwatch and changing the rules and overwatch 2 is a thing now??? i lost track of it a long time ago tbh ive not been following this for like 3 years

anyway okay different arena different stage - it’s only 5 people per team now huh?? oh Carpe is still there its nice to see a familiar face. what the casters tearing into him now cus hes been there too long??? okay uber and mr x literally the same casters as we saw in the inaugural season. lay off the good man Carpe fucking rocks okay hes a great player and i literally dont know anyone else in this whole match. only 1 tank now per team which is sad i loved watching the flex tank players. new heroes that im not familar with i was expecting that

but you know what really threw me, and made me unable to watch anymore?????

lijiang tower!!! it’s not even night time anymore!! what the hell is this??

okay im done now i think it may be time to never check out the owl ever again sadly

[starscelly]

this is my favorite bit of my own lore. bitch you dont want this interest fucking RUN!!!! get OUT NOWW

[shakira-fan-page]

New photos | Shakira with fans at last night’s Miami Heat playoff home game against the Boston Celtics. (May 23, 2023)

[liveorganism]

very funny to be someone who isnt a hockey fanatic but who knows enough and had been watching long enough to look at the pwhl game fuckery and be like "oh yeah that happens"

[eriecanal]

i know the canucks were in the bubble but not only was that weird and strange but also that entire time of my life was barely real. so basically girl what the hell girl...

[1634archive]

TORONTO, ONTARIO - AUGUST 09: Mitchell Marner #16 of the Toronto Maple Leafs congratulates goaltender Joonas Korpisalo #70 of the Columbus Blue Jackets after losing Game Five of the Eastern Conference Qualification Round at Scotiabank Arena on August 09, 2020 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Mark Blinch/NHLI via Getty Images)

[goalie-superiority]

rest in peace dobby. he didn't die he just got traded to chicago (arguably worse)

[barzysbaby]

If they l*se, I’m blaming the suit pics