#playing with my dolls again!!!!

[spooksier]

sane and normal men in london town

[your-fuccked-up-dad-volume100]

The urge to kidnap her & rape her in the woods. Chained against a tree & split open on my cock. The screams in pain drowning out all the pathetic cries for help. Carving our initials inside of a heart on, “our” tree afterwards so everyone knows what a sweet couple we are.🔪

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Danse Macabre

[Commission]

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?

so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.

perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.

enter best friend eddie.

he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.

but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.

when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?

it's just friends helping friends.

and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.

it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.

[aquanutart]

"little miss prairie faerie" is a cute name actually... (but I won't use it if she doesn't like it)

[macbethz]

sometimes when you wonder why your alien clone boy(?)friend is acting like that you have to remember that he is also part middle aged woman and has like 10 gender and identity crises a week

[saltseashark]

space airport show :-)

[quarterlifekitty]

DRAGONFLY 141 OBSESSED WITH THE SWEET LITTLE DAMSELFLY HYBRID THAT WORKS AT THE BAR NEARBY

Okay so. This once again got me fixated on hybrid size differences. So I thought to myself that Nikolai would totally be a tarantula hawk wasp. But I wanted to put him with a very tiny bee. So I looked. Perdita minima is the smallest-- but I wanted a honeybee. So I looked a bit further, found the black dwarf honeybee, and eventually: the dammer bee, also known as the stingless bee. It's a very very tiny honeybee that lives in India. It makes very highly valued honey ( a very small quantity per year) that's used in medicine. It cannot sting, but it can bite and will do so to defend itself.

So yeah. Tarantula Hawk nik with his dammer bee gf. Maybe she grows her own teas to have with honey. And it's so cliche... but maybe she bakes too. And as you may know, the tarantula hawk wasp sting is one of the most painful in the world! So he'd be well equipped to keep his pchelka protected.

[arunneronthird]

have we, perhaps, met somewhere before?

[heroes-of-lemuria]

‘Eyes’ are one of the more common magic eating species found throughout the Spiral. Though mostly solitary, large flocks do congregate around areas of heavily concentrated magic, a property that has aided in the mapping of Leylines.

Different species of Eye feed on different forms of magic, each shaped by the type they consume. Most wizards have experienced one following them around at one point or another; they’re loyal pets to some and nuisances to others.

Eyes tendency to follow outbreaks of magic has led to much superstition and folklore surrounding them, especially the death variety.

[smilesrobotlover]

Idea from @/twilishark 😆 thank you haha

Some doodles from church :)

Transcript:

First page:

Uli: Rusl sweetie, don’t you think it’s time to cut your hair?

Rusl: I haven’t had hair this short since I was a kid.

Uli: oh but you look so handsome! Don’t get me wrong, I liked your long hair! You just shed. A lot.

Second page:

[scratching sounds]

Kori: dude, what are you doing?

Zant: shush. Do not interrupt me (To Do: -respond to letter)

Third page:

Link: hey Kori, I’m going to the store. Do you need anything?

Zant: the souls of the innocent

Kori: a bagel

Zant: NOOOOOO

Kori: two bagels

Fourth page

Zant: hehe you can’t see me

[amber-laughs]

Katniss volunteered, killed and was psychologically tortured all so Prim wouldn’t have to die. She kept up the romance front and did her best to quell rebellion and at the end of it Prim died anyway

Finnick was human trafficked, didn’t fight against his own rape and CSA for 9 years because he wanted to keep his loved ones safe then Mags died and Annie was kidnapped and tortured anyway

Fascism keeps no promises and war has no mercy

[stuffyflowers]

Strike a Pose!

[dmbakura]

got the whole squad laughing

[homosubtext]

i fear i’m falling victim to the sakuatsu brainrot again.

[sonknuxadow]