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7,8, and 23 for the music ask game!
7: a song to drive to - i don't drive and have no intention to so no idea fjdsljfk i put on fiddler on the roof and an aretha franklin album when in the car with my dad idk
8: a song about drugs or alcohol - ngl between the whole auditory processing disorder and mostly using music as background noise i never really notice what most songs i listen to are about so i cannot draw anything to mind except my dad was playing the wurzels' drink up thy zider. which is not a good song. while trying to persuade me to come to their gig on sunday with him and his brother
23: a song that you think everybody should listen to - personally i think everybody should listen to Bad Losers On Yahoo! Chess or Lord Hereford's Knob both by Half Man Half Biscuit but i think most people would not agree that either are necessarily essential listening after hearing them
#if i make fun of one of my dads bands he likes im allowed to shill for half man half biscuit thats how it works#plausible deniability of having dad taste in music
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middle school bathrooms -
(an intermission)
You were little girls together
racing across frozen ponds
and tossing grass in each others hair
and rolling through leaves
and stumbling around in heels for the first time-
You were girls together.
But someday you’ll turn eleven,
and on the night of your sixth grade dance
you’ll stare at the hair that rests atop her eyes
and choke down the jealousy that grows up your throat like vines
while she reapplies her sparkly lipgloss
in the gymnasium bathroom mirror-
and you’ll think she’s beautiful
and you’re so sure it must be
jealousy you’re choking on
as you think about the fluorescent lights painting her
in soft shades of ethereal and hard lines of grace,
and you will watch her mouth
and you will wonder what it tastes like-
(when god asks about the taste-
you insist you mean the lipgloss
when god asks about the jealousy-
you insist it's of rather than for)
She’ll catch your eyes,
because you’re eleven and you
haven’t yet learned how to skirt her gaze
like a sinner or a guilty dog,
and she will smile,
like headlights and old country music
That leaks static into the night air,
while she beckons you over
because you are two girls in a middle school bathroom
and she knows you like she knows
which hall steps creak and how to close her screen door quietly.
You’ll fight down your blush and bite back your hesitation
as you stand next to her in the mirror,
like a soldier awaiting execution,
she’ll watch how your
dark hair and white knuckles
are curled into knots tight enough to choke
and she'll trace your angles with a slow drag of her eyes
and ask if you want to try.
(You will not ask any questions
you have already learned,
you are a type of girl who needs
plausible deniability)
This staticky numbness will spread through your blood stream,
like an oil spill from your dads old truck
and when she leans into your space
you’ll hold your breath tight like your fingers in your skirt
while she uncaps her lipgloss
and you’ll watch with eyes wide as a doomed doe
when she runs the wand
along the crest of your bottom lip
and she’ll pucker her lips
while you watch her eyelids sparkle
and she’ll laugh and squish your face
and then and then and then-
She will hold your face in the palms of her hands,
steady as a prayer while she,
drags her lipgloss along your top lip-
you won’t manage to fight down
the shiver, the ache, the knowledge so-
the gloss will smudge across your cheek
like pastels or charcoal or ink and-
distantly you will be thankful for the excuse
to tinge red under her gaze as she
giggles and traces her thumb
under the curve of your mouth and up the meat of your cheek,
like Michelangelo with David, and
she will cap the lipgloss and hand it to you
while she steps back with a cherry smile
and eyes wide and pleading as Eve in the garden
while she tells you to keep it like a secret and an oath and
you will nod, you won’t ask any questions-
dumb and dazed and foolishly optimistic
like a newborn kitten
with your eyes still sealed shut
(like Adam holding an apple with one bite missing)
as she grabs your hand and drags you out to dance,
and, you will imagine
that the pink leaking across her face
like the sunrise after a storm
is because she has your hand in hers
(your heart in hers)
instead of the boy with the heavy gaze
staring at the swish of her skirt.
You will start to wear that lipgloss every day
like a ritual or a promise or a prayer,
silent and desperate but
by the time the tube runs out
and the taste of cherries fades from your mouth
saccharine and chemical
like chewed gum left to rot under desks
she will have forgotten
about middle school bathrooms and sixth grade dances
but you-
you will run your tongue over your teeth and
imagine the taste of
cherry stained teeth
flashing under fluorescents.
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SPN 1X01 Pilot
We’re watching supernatural let’s gooooo
(and I have no knowledge other than what I’ve absorbed through tik tok, tumblr, and being on superwholock pinterest when I was in middle school)
(also fanfic)
-FRIDGE YOUR WIVES! WE CAN’T LET THERE BE GIRLS IN THIS SHOW
-Also Garfield said only jump scares were the cause of scares, but that opening scene was genuinely suspenseful
-...was...Mary alive? while she was getting set on fire? I don’t think I’ll like that answer
-Sam has an interview and he’s the golden boy...nooooooo I know where this is going
-”What would I do without you?” “crash and burn”
How’s that for foreshadowing Jess I’m so sorry
-Dean is so SHORT
Yes I’m well aware he’s 6′1″ but Sam is very tall, and Dean’s face makes him look young
-BuT it WasN’T thAt bAd
Dean please get therapy
-DAMN YOU DEAN SAM WAS OUT
-LIKE I GET IT AND NOT WANTING TO DO IT ALONE AND ITS THE ONLY PERSON YOU KNOW THAT CAN EVEN P O S S I B L Y HELP BUT ALSO ISDJOFAHFOSIH
-...I might have gotten way more attached from reading fanfic than I thought
-that lady looks like ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
-IS THAT BLAIR WALDORF??
-it’s not :(
-wait I remember something about her kids, doesn’t that make her kinda like la llorona?
-oh THERE’S the jump scare
-HA THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING HORNY
-Ok but that scene with the ghost lady was still genuinely scary? Like?? As a horror show I’m enjoying it thus far
-Dean’s taste in music? immaculate. You play that Black Sabbath u funky lil car man
-Dean you’re gonna get yourself caught, please stop being an idiot and be nice to the policemen
-Victim guy’s name is Troy SQUIRE??? HAHAHAHA
-weLl tHat’S hEalThy Dean you have no room to talk about what’s healthy u still listen to classic rock to deal with ur daddy issues
I mean mood but still
-Who’s driving your car?
*holds up keys*
-Also Dean kinda looks like baby Shawn Spencer it’s hilarious
-”no chick-flick moments” Dean why
-How are you this bad of a liar Dean you’ve been living off of credit card scams your entire life
-”we’re reporters” “Where is your wife buried?”
listen I understand plausible deniability is a Thing but you’ve gotta be stretching that pretty thin now
-I can’t unsee Dean from Gilmore Girls whenever Sam talks, it’s breaking my brain
-The boys act like siblings, and it makes me quite happy
-OH FUCK IT’S HER
-OH FUCK SHES IN THE BACKSEAT
-JESUS I ACTUALLY GOT SCARED WHAT THE FUCK
Alright first time a jumpscare got me, I’ll give it that
-These two make me so sad please JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER NORMALLY
-OH MY GOD JESS IS DEAD OH MY GOD
-she deserved better what the hell
Ok so uh wrap-up:
Genuinely suspenseful, and the horror actually got me scared
The plot was good for the most part and the story was interesting, if a bit predictable, although I can’t tell if it felt predictable because I know what’s going to happen
Sibling dynamic good
I like Sam, still neutral on Dean cuz I feel like I haven’t gotten enough either way for him
Characters didn’t get much of an intro past their character traits and basic relationships, but I think that’s a good way to start a series
Literally both named female characters got set on fire this episode...great
I’m excited
Current theories(influenced by fanfic)
1. What happened to Jess was orchestrated by the guy at the beginning to get Sam back into hunting and closer to his Destiny
2. Their dad dies early in season 1
I have no idea when he dies, I just know he does, but it has to be recent enough that the boys get their time to shine and he’s technically the “mentor role” even though he’s a terrible mentor
3. Stanford will be mentioned the next episode
Alright that’s it for episode one boissss
#pawswatchesspn#1x10 pilot#I enjoyed this a lot so let's see how it goes#Edit: I was technically right Jessica's funeral was the next episode and they mentioned Stanford go me
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