#platonic yandere dino sqaud

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I immediately got an idea for a Dino squad reader(or maybe oc? Idk)

Imagine a young adult who's working at Raptor Dyne, just trying to do their job and not get potentially killed, and hope they don't get killed if their Boss' plan actually ends up working

I just think they're neat, I want a reader who's one of the villain's goons

Aha! Yes! We have a new Reader and a new AU!

Reader, a young 18-20 year old trying to pay bills, survive being aroace/queer in the early 2000s, and possibly having an illness or disability. RaptorDyne was one of the only places that would take them and that paid enough for their medicine and housing and food budget, so they accepted, even if their boss is weird and scary and is a LITERAL F*CKING DINOSAUR WHAT THE-?!?!?!

So. They're fine. Totally fine. (They're not fine).

@thewickedweiner @sugar-soda @crowwithguns @dinosquad-central

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@thewickedweiner and @vivid-bun and @sugar-soda and @crowwithguns and Spino Anon...

Any questions or asks for Platonic Yandere Dino Squad, or the Platonic Yandere Dino Squad AU with Goon!Reader and Platonic Yanderr Veloci, possibly the Teens later?

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For Platonic Yandere Dino Squad AU where Reader is a goon for Veloci but a good person, what dinosaur would they turn or be turned into, amd how do they get mutated?

They like to wear boots, a leather jacket, sometimes a hat to cover their eyes, and have red ombre hair with a black streak or two in it. (They paint their nails black. They used to love dinosaurs. They drank a cup of coffee and 20 oz. of Moutain Dew and then fell asleep. They like noodles. They're a bean when they aren't stressed.)

Oh, and they found out a teenager was one of the dinosaurs. So their guess? The rest are too. Are they telling their boss? F*ck no.

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@crowwithguns @thewickedweiner @sugar-soda @dinosquad-central

Hey, psst... Should I do OG Dino Squad as platonic yanderes?

You'd have Ms. Moynihan your suspicious teacher who's also an old old OLD velociraptor who is supposedly NOT evil or suspicious at all; you have the Five Idiots, erm, Friends: Max the leader who likes football and can turn into a Tyrannosaurus rex; Rodger who likes inventing and can turn into a Styracosaurus; Caruso the diva who can turn into a Stegosaurus; Fiona the sports enthusiast who can turn into a Spinosaurus; and Buzz the lover of odd animals who can turn into a Pterosaur; you also have Victor Veloci, definitely suspicious velociraptor a CEO who wants to bring back dinosaurs and mutate the world and its animals and knew Ms. Moynihan in the past, long long long ago...

(This show was kinda... not the greatest with writing or story arcs or character development or personality beyond one dimensional, but hey, the concept was awesome, and you should watch the show for free on YouTube!)

(No clue how long I'll be on for Dino Squad, but woo! It's a fun idea to imagine them as a but darker than the show! And maybe with extra personality and backstory)

(Gooooooooo~ GO DINO!)

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Goon!Reader whenever they become a dino and sleep on a warm rock for the first time: oh my god.. I get it now-

Insert reader having a bonding moment with their bearded dragon/any other reptilian pet because i can definitely see them having some kind of reptile as a pet

They enjoy the sunshine and the breeze, and lay among the rock surrounded by leaves!

They have a little pet boa named Gloria, and Gloria is a sweetie pie honeybunch apple pie of their eye!

(Does Goon! Reader turn in a raptor dinosaur, or some other kind? And when they eventually leave RaptorDyne and go into hiding, when they end up at Kittery Point, should they be a student, or a janitor, or a teacher assistant?)