#platonic snily is so cute but toxic

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Hello :))

Do you ship characters? If you do, what hp ships do you like? Do you like any snape ship?

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Well, of course! Hahaha, I’ve always been total shipper trash in any fandom. Yes, yes, of course I ship.

When I was a teenager, I used to read a lot of Dramione. These days, I’m not really into that dynamic because it feels super toxic to me, BUT I do enjoy it when the story explores them as adults, even with their canon kids, and they meet again years later in a setting where they’ve both matured. I also like Hermione/Viktor Krum because it’s super cute, honestly. I’m not going to lie.

I’m old-school FF.net, so I’ve always had a soft spot for Luna/Theodore Nott, which became really popular in the late 2000s. And sticking with crack!ships, one of my current favorites is Neville/Pansy. It might seem weird, but OMG, THE DYNAMIC. Soft boy/BAMF girl—my cardio. Oh, and Cho/Dudley, because it’s absurd as hell, but canonically Cho married a Muggle, and what better irony for the Dursleys than ending up with a magical grandchild? Lol.

If we’re talking canon ships, I ship Dumbledore/Grindelwald so much because, while I have a lot of issues with Dumbledore, old-man yaoi gets me every time. Add the drama, and they have everything needed for a tragic gay Greek tragedy, and I live for the angst. Please, give me all the pain. I also love Lucius/Narcissa because I hate the theory that Lucius was abusive or that they didn’t love each other. They absolutely loved each other deeply, and as someone who was a teenager during the Gossip Girl boom, I have a soft spot for sassy old money couples who are awful people but are madly in love with each other.

When it comes to Severus, the most popular ships are usually with Hermione or Harry, and honestly, I find those really problematic because: 1) They’re his students (and I don’t like teacher/student dynamics at all; the power imbalance makes me so uncomfortable), and 2) He literally saw them grow up. He met them when they were 11, literal children. I don’t mind age gaps if both characters meet as adults (and by adults, I don’t mean 18—I mean 20+), but if one of them was a child when they first met, that’s a huge trigger for me. Then there’s Snily, which I only like in a platonic sense. I don’t think Severus and Lily would have ever worked as a couple. Like, ever.

And then there’s shipping him with any of the Marauders, which is a huge no for me because they literally sexually assaulted him. Honestly, the least problematic one is Snupin, but even then, I don’t like shipping Lupin with anyone (not even Tonks, lol) because I think he’s trash, and honestly, anyone deserves better than Lupin as a partner, lmao.

Nah, I don’t ship Severus with any canon characters. I much prefer OCs or Reader inserts.

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Yo! I'm Ash.

What my blog covers: Stuff about Naruto (including Boruto), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (even HOO).

My OTPs:

HP-

Snily - I think had Snape and Lily continued their friendship, their bond would deepen, hell maybe no Death Eaters for Snape

Romione - Simply beautiful, I love it :)

Dorlene - Meh, sounds fun

Anyone EXCEPT the Marauders x Snape - By this I only mean Snucius and Snucissa

Prongsfoot (platonic) - I'm neutral on James and dislike Sirius, but they are still good friends

Hinny - Same boat as Romione

Remadora - Remus wasn't forced to marry Tonks, he wanted to but felt she deserved better. Kinda like Snily, so obv I WILL ship it.

PJO-

Percabeth - Eh, amazing frenemies to lovers dynamic

Perachel - Controversial, yes, but they had chemistry. AND RACHEL ISN'T JUST A LOVE RIVAL FOR PERCY!

Leo x Calypso - At first it was a NOtp, but in the end it had potential, so yeah.

Jason x Piper - Piper standing up to Hercules pretty much sums up my reasons for liking this ship, I like the codependency.

Frank x Hazel - The Snily of PJO, but no falling out so their bond deepens.

Nico x Will - It's cute ig.

Naruto-

SasuSaku- In Boruto, not Naruto. In Naruto too much shit unfolded between them.

NaruHina - I like it, lots of chemistry.

MinaKushi - Pretty nice ship, also Kushina's temper issues are entertaining af (poor Minato lmao)

Jiraiya x Tsunade - Well, bc I like Jiraiya.

NOtps-

HP -

Jily - C'mon, imagine your best friend was being waterboarded and sexually assaulted, and the SAter tries to blackmail you into dating them, NO GOD PLEASE NO. Oh wait, James matured, let's give him an award 👏. NOT.

Wolfstar - Remus was used as a murder weapon, AND THIS SHIT IS CALLED BEAUTIFUL?! What the FUCK.

Any of the marauders x Snape - Why the FUCK would Snape ever want to date his tormentors? This ship emits more toxicity than Wolfstar.

Dramione - Jily but Golden Trio era. Ok, jokes aside, if you ship this get therapy. Would be better if Malferret AK'd Bella (ik he could not, just yell at her to stop you ferret) and saved the GT.

Drarry - Actaully, this guy loves Harry so much! C'mon, he legit wanted to hand Harry over to Voldy, how loving!

Any minor x adult ship - Yes, even ones involving Snape in them. As for Tomarry, you fuckers think Harry will willingly date the man who murdered his parents? Mfs.

PJO - Zero NOtps here. The ships that aren't my OTPs, I'm neutral on. Same with Naruto.

I will NOT include sex in any fics. Tho, I will write smut, fluff and angst.

Thank you for reading. Have a good day.