#planning to say bye bye to lev

[lei-lei-artz]

Chapter 6- Lev and Connor

Anything Meat grinder or Miracolina related was highly requested by: @mybrainisrottingat3am (pls shut up now)

Read previous chapter here:

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It was morning, Connor and Lev were walking to school together, like they usually do. Lev was suggesting different band names, since they’d yet to decide on one.

“Any ideas, Lev?”

Connor glanced over at Lev who shook his head no.

“Sorry, Connor. I ain’t got nothin’.”

Connor sighed in defeat “Let’s just hope the others have a name in mind.”

They continued to walk together in silence, Connor trying to come up with a name for their band while Lev was thinking of something else.

“Hey, Connor?”

Lev had spoke up, breaking the silence. “Yes, Lev?” Connor asked, raising a brow.

“So…I had this really strange dream last night…”

Connor raised both brows “Oh?”

Lev nodded “So you know how you like to smack me whenever I say something stupid?”

WHACK!

“Like that?” Connor asked, trying to hold in his laughter.

“Ow! Yes like that!” Lev rubbed the spot where Connor had hit him. “Anyways, so last night I dreamt that I had done something to seriously piss you off, I don’t remember what it was specifically, but it made you extremely pissed. So you took me somewhere strange after band practice, I didn’t know where we were at first but it was a warehouse of some sort. Suddenly you shoved me into a meat grinder! Like ruthlessly, you didn’t care! When I woke up I realized it was a dream- er, more like a nightmare, but it felt so real!”

Connor stared at Lev completely bewildered before bursting out into laughter “What! A meat grinder?! Lev, you are fucking hilarious!”

Lev groaned “I knew you’d laugh! Dammit, stop laughing at me! I was horrified!”

Connor’s laughter died down slightly “Jeez, I didn’t expect you to tell me THAT!”

Lev clenched his fists as they walked into the school, trying not to punch Connor because that wouldn’t end well. Connor was still chuckling every so often.

Throughout the course of the day, Connor would try tease Lev by saying something about meat grinders whenever he’d see him. Lev would have to shush Connor, who’d get a laugh out of it.

After the last bell of the day rung, Lev was heading to the music room for band practice, suddenly he felt a tap of his shoulder. He flinched and turned to see who it was.

“Miracolina!”

Miracolina stood behind him “Hey, Lev. Where are you heading?”

Lev turned to face her, clearing his throat “I’m heading to band practice. Wanna walk with me?”

“Sure.” Lev began walking down the hallway, Miracolina walking beside him. As they walked, they had some casual conversations about plans for the week, their families and how school was going. Lev was really enjoying getting a chance to talk to her, though she could be a jerk at times. Time flied and eventually her and Lev made it to the music room.

“I guess I’ve gotta go, Mira.”

“Yeah, good luck with band practice.”

“Thanks.”

They both stood there for a bit before Lev had somehow managed to bring up the courage to give her a little peck on the cheek. Miracolina’s cheeks tinted with a light pink flush, Lev scratched the back of his neck.

“I’ll see you later, Miracolina.”

“Mhm…bye Lev.”

With his mood brought up, he stepped into the music room where he’d find everyone else already there. Connor talked to Risa as she got out the pastries she baked, Cam was fixing his hair, Roland was tuning his guitar and Layton was eating watermelon. As soon as Lev closed the door, everyone looked up at him.

“Hey, Lev.” Risa smiled, setting down a plate of pastries.

“Took you long enough.” Roland said, Connor nodding in agreement. Those two would always bug and tease Lev for fun.

Layton snickered softly, shoving another piece of watermelon in her mouth.

Lev sat down over by his drum kit, picking up the sticks and drumming something. Connor smirked and spoke up.

“Hey, Lev. Whatcha playin’? Something about meat grinders?”

Suddenly immediately looked up from his drum kit, glaring at Connor.

“Dude! Shut up!”

“A meat grinder?” Cam had finished tidying up his hair and had walked over and sat in a chair next to Layton, who spoke up next.

“What’s wrong with a meat grinder? I mean, it’s random, yeah but why did Lev get so upset over it?”

Connor’s stupid smirk never left his face “Well, Lev told me earlier that he had a nightmare about me pushing him in one—“

“Shut up! No I did not!”

“Yeah, you did!”

Roland started laughing at the stupidity of that, Layton had to lean against Cam to hide that she was laughing so she didn’t seem rude, Cam couldn’t help but chuckle himself. Risa looked at Lev like she couldn’t believe what Connor just said.

“A nightmare about meat grinders?! That’s…new…” Risa was also trying not to laugh. Lev covered his face out of embarrassment, he wanted to kill Connor right there and then.

“Oh yeah?! W-Well at least I don’t have a crush on Risa!” Lev shouted out in defence. Connor immediately froze and glared at him. Risa gasped and nearly dropped the other container of snacks, Cam also looked astonished, his eyes widening in surprise. However, Layton wasn’t shocked at all, this was kinda obvious to her and she caught on quite fast. Roland didn’t really care either, he looked back down at his guitar and kept working on it.

“No, No I don’t!” Connor said defensively.

“You told me that one time we hung out after school!” Connor froze and mumbled to himself “shit…I shouldn’t have told you that!”

He turned to face Risa, who was still staring at him “Listen…Risa…” Connor didn’t know how to explain himself “What Lev said, is true.” Risa’s face flushed pink, Connor’s did too.

“I just didn’t know how to tell you.”

Connor scratched the back of his neck and smiled softly, Risa smiled back, her heart pounding like a hammer in her chest.

“Oh…I like you too…” She replied softly. Connor’s smile widened almost immediately, he went over to her and pulled her in for a kiss. Though it was sudden, Risa kissed back, practically melting into it.

Cam, Roland and Layton all watched this happen, Lev smiled “I didn’t expect that to work out between them.”

“I did.” Layton shoved another piece of watermelon into her mouth. “Saw that one coming from a mile away.”

Cam sighed and slumped in his seat, covering his face with his hands “I’m gonna be single forever, aren’t I?” Layton put a hand on his shoulder “You’ll find someone, me and Roland are in the same boat.” Roland glanced over at Layton, giving her a slight smile before nodding in agreement. “I don’t know about Lev though.”

Lev glanced up at Layton “don’t worry about it.” He said immediately, Layton giving him a suspicious glance.

Connor and Risa finally pulled away from the kiss, staring into each other’s eyes lovingly.

“Damn, this sure was an eventful practice…” Lev said, breaking the silence. “I agree, maybe we should get to actually practicing.” Cam picked up his bass.

“Yeah, I guess so.” Connor reluctantly moved away from Risa.

“Wait, Connor? Have you thought of any actual song lyrics?” Lev asked out of curiosity.

“Oh, I’m working on it. For now we’ll work on cover songs and once I finish some actual lyrics that you guys approve of, we can start working on a song.”

And so that’s how the rest of practice went, they worked on their cover song and afterwards they snacked on the pastries Risa had brought.

“Mmm, these are good! As per usual, obviously.” Layton said, shoving another cookie into her mouth. “Thanks Layton.”

As they ate, Connor sat there with an empty notebook page, he chewed on the edge of his pen while trying to think of lyrics of some sort. They had to be perfect, but what would it be about?

As he thought, Risa tapped his shoulder snapping him out of his focus.

“Connor, you want a cookie?”

“Yeah, sure…just busy with trying to think of lyrics.”

Risa hummed in understanding, Connor rested his hand on top of hers.

“I’m sure you’ll think of something soon, Con.”

Connor smiled “Yeah, hopefully.”

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[jentlemahae]

the ending of the idol makes no damn sense. we don't find out any of jocelyn's motivations and instead of her regaining her own agency after everything she's been through we're supposed to believe she let tedros abuse her bc it was part of her plan all along??? and she made up the entire abuse by her mom or at least being beat up with a brush even though she was so emotional while talking about + xander & leia knew about this abuse as well so we're they just acting along?? at one point xander (troye sivan's character) is super brainwashed by tedros and frames jocelyn's ex as a r*pist following tedros' orders and he isn't on good terms with jocelyn he basically insults her saying she's worse than her mom and that she controls everyone around her (alluding to her lying the whole time i guess but it still makes no sense) but then everything is fine again all of a sudden after he sings a song like i'm not making this up this show is absolutely STUPID. it's like the first 3 episodes were basically p*rn and by the 4th episode sam remembered oh we actually need to tell a story here and just threw in this nonsensical twist so we basically saw lrd suffer and being humiliated for nothing bc turns out she's the evil mastermind and we're supposed to feel sorry for tedros??? GIRL BYE!!! the rivalry with jennie's character could've been the main focus and would've been a more intriguing story but they really just used jennie as a marketing ploy bc her character isn't properly explored or utilized AT ALL.

this gq article explained the horrible ending very well: "A better show might’ve teased out more of this complex villainy rather than dropping it right at the end, but the resultant whiplash leaves you scratching your rattail. You’re telling us that we’ve just watched Jocelyn nakedly sob her way through a litany of humiliations — enduring the abuse of a sad sack cringe merchant not only whose favourite pastime is getting his rocks off on Valentino but, much more pertinently, looks like his armpits could double as chemical weapons — because that was her master plan the entire time? That’s what was going to rejuvenate her career? Has she ever thought about taking a nice walk? And sorry, we’re meant to have sympathy for Tedros “the queasiest fuckboy of all time” Tedros? Pull the other one" (https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/the-idol-season-1-finale-jocelyn)

sam lev and the weeknd are never seeing heaven - not only is that gross and misogynistic is SO many ways, but it’s also such lazy and awful writing im actually in disbelief that they managed to get it approved by such a big network. im sure hbo is embarrassed as hell to have platformed a show like that and to have invested money in a show that has flopped both commercially and critically in such a public way lol

and that quote is GOLD, i think it sums it up perfectly 🙃😐

[fracturedmotivationwriting]

the boys plan to avenge their fully capable, strong women

Atticus knew he needed help taking Lev down. So he naturally turned to the two most ruthless people he knew. 

"Don't make me knife you, Blackbourne," Excalibur growled from Torin's bed. Usually, a threat like that coming from Cal would make Atticus nervous. But today, Atticus was too full of rage to feel scared by any threats thrown his direction. 

"Oh, no, no, no, no. There’s somebody else we need to knife," Atticus chuckled dryly. "Again." 

"We?" Torin questioned, eyebrow raised. 

It must be a shock for the two assassins that the jokester spy was asking them to help him assault someone. Atticus thought the two men never took him seriously, just viewed him as Ravyn's annoying, talkative best friend. Torin maybe held a bit of respect for him, but that was more because Torin held a soft spot for Alice as she had helped him in quite a few missions. 

"Yes, we." 

"And why should I care? I'm too hungover to get involved in anything, Blackbourne," Cal drawled, his voice making it evident that he wanted nothing to do with Atticus' usual shenanigans. 

Oh, how wrong Cal was. Atticus would have found this amusing if he weren't a man on a very violent mission. 

"Somebody hurt Ravyn. Still too hungover?" he deadpanned, meeting Cal's glare with the same intensity. He didn't have time for Excalibur Cole to be belittling him. 

"What happened?" Torin interrupted the staring contest, his voice just as calm as ever. At least he was taking Atticus seriously. 

Atticus sighed, leaning against the wall and regaining his composure. Sure, he was absolutely furious and wanted to murder Lev on sight. But he knew he needed to play this smart. It was why he was seeking help from the Coalition's two best assassins. At this moment, Atticus wasn't thinking of them as Ravyn's two closest friends. They were allies with a skillset that Atticus needed to take advantage of for his mission. So he needed to stay calm, reign in his anger, and focus on the task at hand. Finding a way to take Lev down. 

"You're roommate, Lev," Atticus started, his voice almost betraying his fury at the man's name. "Tried to rape my sister. She only got away because she stabbed him repeatedly." 

Torin's anger had been growing the minute Atticus walked through the door, but now his blood was practically boiling. Alice was one of the few people in the Coalition that Torin considered pure and good. Most everyone else had red on the ledger, even if it was only a fleck. Alice wasn't like that. And Torin felt the same protectiveness over her that he did his own sisters. She had helped him hack into security systems many times for missions. After helping him get inside, she always left the rest of the mission up to Torin, distancing herself as much as possible. Torin understood that. Not many people had the stomach for his line of work. But still, Alice had always found him the following day to hug him and offer him her ear should he ever need to process what had happened. She was simply too pure for this business. And Lev had tried to take advantage of that. 

"Did Lev do anything else?" Cal asked slowly, clearly wondering where exactly Ravyn fit into this beyond her obsession with the boy. 

“He grabbed Ravyn so tight that there’s some serious bruises around her waist. He also threatened her, and not in the empty way, either," Atticus clarified calmly, waiting for the assassins before him to understand why he was coming to them. 

"So when are we taking Lev out?" Torin spoke up first. 

"Exactly what I was about to ask," Atticus smirked. He knew it wouldn't take long to convince the boys to help him. Now they just need a plan. 

"Well, as much as I would love to do it right away, we can't," Cal sighed. Atticus raised an eyebrow. The sooner would be better, in his opinion. 

"Lev is still valuable to the Coalition. While he may not be the best assassin, he's still pretty high on the list. Him disappearing would raise too many questions," Torin said, already getting lost in his  thoughts as he ran through possibilities. 

"The Coalition would never believe an assassin from the outside could get to him," Cal continued, shaking his head. 

"Slowly poisioning him could make it look like he contracted some deadly disease, but the Coalition would likely run an autopsy and the toxicology report could show it," Torin added, frowning. 

"He's too narcisstic to make a suicide believable," Cal grumbled. 

Atticus watched as the two assassins went back and forth exchanging ideas among themselves and shooting them each down. He understood why Ravyn was so obsessed with them as her "OTP." They barely even had to speak to each other to go through ideas and reasons why they'd fail. They were just so naturally on the same page, that they were firing back and forth so rapidly that Atticus felt like he was getting whiplash. 

"Wait!" Atticus interjected loudly, catching the two assassins by surprise. "None of those ideas are salvageable, but they also aren't acceptable to begin with." 

Torin and Cal shared a glance before both looking at Atticus in confusion. 

"Not acceptable?" Torin raised an eyebrow. 

"Your ideas so far have been merely finding a way to kill him," Atticus began slowly, sitting down at Torin's desk. His voice measured and calm as he looked between the two sets of eyes staring back at him. 

"I want him dead, but I want him to suffer first. I want him to be in excrutiating physical and mental pain. I want him to be so terrified that he can't sleep at night. I want him to jump at the slightest noise. I want him be so out of his mind in pain and fright that he wishes for death. I want him to be begging us for mercy. And then I want to give him a silver of hope, a chance to survive, before ripping it away. I want him to die, but I want him to feel the same pain that he caused my girls. I want him to suffer." 

Both Torin and Cal stared at the boy before them. The boy that was sitting at Torin's desk, his face void of emotion, his voice as steady as ever, his demeanor the definition of calm despite the horrors that had happened to his sister and his best friend. Here he was discussing how he wanted to make Lev's life a living hell, how he wanted to torture the man before killing him, and he was as cool as a cucumber. This was the same boy that used to run around campus pulling pranks with Ravyn. The boy that quoted Shakespeare and other literature at the most inappropriate times. The boy that when he was serious, it was almost always for a case. The boy that drank too much and took too many pills and was always the life of the party (until Ravyn decided it was enough and took him home). The boy that, as far as Torin and Cal had seen, never displayed this level of rage, and certrainly hadn't done so as unperturbed as he was now. 

It was almost frightening. 

"We need to play the long game," Atticus continued after a pregnant pause, averting his eyes from the assassins before him. Their gazes were starting to make Atticus a little uncomfortable. They were looking at him like he'd grown a second head. He was in his own head now, thinking of a loose plan. Hopefully, Cal and Torin could help him fill in the details. 

"We need to find a way to extract both physical and mental torment on him without raising suspicions. Then we'll need to find a way to explain Lev's absence for a period of time. In that window, we'll kill him. By the Coalition or anyone else realizes he's dead, it'll be too late. We'll do it in such a way that any evidence won't lead to us, but that'll be merely a precaution. By the time they find a body or begin an investigation, most evidence should have deterioted." 

"Blackbourne, remind me why you aren't an assassin?" Cal asked, eyebrow raised and sounding almost impressed. Atticus' behavior was surprising, to the say the least. Cal may actually like this version of Atticus. The circumstances that called for this Atticus were terrible, of course, but this Atticus seemed serious and a lot like Cal and Torin. Maybe a little crazier, but still like the two assassins. 

"Blackbournes aren't allowed to be assassins," Atticus shrugged, some humor and liveliness returning to his eyes. "After one of my great uncles or second cousins once removed or whoever it was went on a little 'unapproved' killing spree, the Coalition stopped inviting us to the assassin program. It was a shame because before them we had tons of successful assassins. Many Blackbournes have been the pride and joy of the Coalition, and many of us are their worst nightmares. Two ends of the spectrum, or two sides of a very dangerous coin. Anyway, the Coalition came to their senses and realized that they couldn't risk and of the bad seeds of the family learning the skills necessary to commit mass murders and get away with it." 

"That's not a good enough reason," Cal shook his head. All the big Coalition families had bad seeds. Sure, the Blackbournes had some of the more dangerous ones in Coalition history, but that couldn't be the only reason Atticus wasn't allowed in the program. 

"He couldn't pass his psych evaluation," Torin interjected dryly. Atticus smiled impishly. 

"Now that, I believe." 

[chaoticevilorange]

Haikyuu x reader

You kiss him in front of his team

You didn't knew he forgot to tell his teammates he was dating you, so you walked towards him and greet him with several kisses asking how was his day between kisses as you usually do

You're not dating a person, you're dating a tomato 🍅 his face is redder than the Coca-Cola logo, yes, he didn't stopped you but when he heard his teammates gushing that was it, shy boy waves his teammates goodbye before holding your hand and walking to the nearest exit. When you both are alone he kisses you several times still red faced mumbling about his day

Asahi, Ennoshita, Yamaguchi, Hinata, Tanaka, Goshiki, Kenma, Yamamoto

He chuckles letting you kiss him, he places his hands on your waist and even kisses you back, between kisses and words he says his day improved since you're there too, when he turns to his teammates he can't help but laugh at their shocked faces, when you're walking to the exit hand in hand he can hear his team asking "when did this happen?" "Is this real?" And things like that

Hanamaki, Sugawara, Daichi, Yaku, Aran, Futakuchi, Atsumu

He enjoys your kisses, says his day was fine and pecks your lips a couple of times before asking you to wait for him outside, when you're nowhere to be seen he turns back to his teammates glaring at everyone "if anyone says anything I suggest said person to cover his head next time I serve" of course noone said a word, he can feel his cheeks grow warm when he sees you chuckling from the doorstep

Kyotani, Iwaizumi, Kageyama, Tsukishima, Semi, Sakusa

He says he is better now you're there, holding your face gives you several kisses on your lips, loops an arm around your waist and yells at his team a quick bye before leaving, he already planned on taking you to a date, he hopes you didn't have plans for today because he's dying to try a new dish from the restaurant near your house. Meanwhile his teammates are in the lockers processing what just happened

Matsukawa, Oikawa, Nishinoya, Satori, Kuroo, Bokuto, Osamu, Koganegawa

He leans over for you to reach his face, between kisses he talks about his day calmly while his hands caress your face gently, to be honest you both act like a married couple so his team decided to not say anything and mind their own business, when you leave the gym walking with his fingers tangled with yours he suddenly remembers "right, we're dating" you look at him very confused "I forgot to tell them I'm dating a beautiful girl" and smiles softly at your blushing face

Ushijima, Lev, Akaashi, Suna, Kita, Aone

[tetsunova]

How your first kiss with them would go

with: songs

genre: fluff

type: song cannons (I CAME UP WITH A CONCEPT BYE)

ft: multiple characters x gn!reader

a/n: i have no clue how to name it so i’m just gonna give a gist. it’s basically songs with time stamps and a little description about the setting. idk how else to say it just read you’ll see😭

Right at 1:03

i wrote a song for you, and all the things you do, and it was called yellow

You’re in his room and he probably has the LED lights on

The both of you are messing around, and you’re throwing pillows at him cause he said something stupid

The song’s playing in the background and all of a sudden he holds you by the waist and rests his hand under your chin

He looks into your eyes for what seems like forever

And smiles right before his lips crash yours

Oikawa, Kuroo, Tendou, Hinata, Bokuto, Terushima

at 1:12

your voice lives in my head, when i’m in bed, when i’m not feeling confident

When he’s listening to music while trying to make breakfast but you’re touch deprived

And you’ve just woken up so you’re very drowsy

You just hug him from the back

He turns around to face you with a smile like you’ve never seen before

He pulls you in his arms, your face buried in his chest

The song starts playing in the back since the music is on shuffle

You start swaying to the melody and he holds you by the arms causing you to look at him

Then he smiles and leans in to kiss you

“Good morning”

Ushijima, Akaashi, Kita, Suga, Kyotani, Osamu

at 1:48

as long as i got you, i’m gonna be alright, as long as i got you, i’m not afraid to die

You both get off the bus, hand in hand

The both of you have one earplug in your ears and are listening to music together

When you’re walking the cloud water starts tumbling down

You rush to find shelter but suddenly you felt him grab your hand by the wrist

The songs playing

“as long as I got you”

He starts singing while leaning closer to you

“i’m gonna be alright”

You stop dead in the tracks and look into his eyes; they’re filled with nothing but love

“as long as i got you”

The words are now almost a whisper as he leans in to the point where both your foreheads are against each other

“i’m not afraid to die”

His lips finally meet yours

Atsumu, Daichi, Kenma, Matsukawa, Konoha, Suna

After the song ends

You both likes eachother

EVERYONE knew but you both just couldn’t believe the fact that the other liked you

So everyone set up a plan

They both dragged you to a party and set up a karaoke machine

You both were forced to sing together

He finally took the risk and help you hand the whole time you both sang

After the song was over it was like it was just the both of you in the room

He kissed you like there was no tomorrow

BLUSHES SO HARD AFTER HEARING PEOPLE CHEER

Asahi, Nishinoya, Kageyama, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Lev, Iwaizumi, Semi

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[angelplummie]

THEIR OPINIONS ON VEGANISM

stupid haikyuu boys head cannons that no one asked for <333

masterlist

OSAMU: feels entirely neutral to it, included some vegan options in his shop to increase sales

ATSUMU: actively complains about vegans LMAO doesn’t understand why anyone would go vegan/vegetarian, “why would you eat fake meat”

AKAASHI: big flexitarian, will avoid meat wherever he can, but if it’s easier he won’t cause a ruckus, plans to go vegan one day but he’s easing into it, only drinks oat milk, does it for the planet

BOKUTO: i’m going to shock some people and say this boy is a vegan! not only did he hear it’s better for you, he visited a farm one day as a publicity event with some kids and met a piglet and gave it its milk and never looked back since

KAGEYAMA: vegetarian. consumes dairy by the kilo but says that meat gives him an upset tum tum :(

SUGAWARA: Isn’t vegan but doesn’t eat meat on week days, shops at the farmers market and only buys meat from a bonafide butchers. has SO many mason jars. always looking for new vegan recipes!

ASAHI: are you kidding me?????? if this man isn’t a vegetarian oml he couldn’t hurt a fly. not judgemental at all, tho

TANAKA: meat eating menace. waves beef in asahi’s face even though he literally doesn’t care LMAO actually uses the phrase ‘rabbit food’ when referring to vegetables. changed his ways the very moment he hear kiyoko say she was thinking about doing meatless mondays HEKEJS

KUROO; oh my god another member of the vegan hate club. goes on about how annoying they are but if u tell him ur vegan he won’t shut up about it for the rest of ur friendship. “plants have feelings too” boy i will hit you rnt u supposed to be smart?????

LEV: butt chugs Yeager bombs but tells you that it’s unhealthy to have that little protein in ur diet.

USHIJIMA: another beefy vegan!!! never really was that passionate about meat or the taste, and when he watched a slaughter house video on IGTV he gave it up for good. Says he feels more energised now

IWAIZUMI: big vegan, would never go back even tho something in me tells me that he’s partially doing it to get that tough-but-sensitive boy image and get the edge on oikawa with the girls LMAO anyway his smoothies are excellent

OIKAWA: hmm this is tricky i’d have to say an avid oat milk consumer, not vegan. he’ll try vegan options in a restaurant, and throughly enjoy it. started trying it out because of iwa (much to his annoyance). it’s that or he’s the most annoying vegan u will ever meet. won’t stop talking about it for one second, thinks he’s better than you no doubt. “is that beef? i haven’t eaten beef since i was five 😆” ok homeboy didn’t ask

AONE: vegan full stop. has chicks (as in 🐥). insulted at the mere mention of chicken tenders. eats eggs but only because their from his chickens and he knows they’re looked after well. a bit holier-than-thou but we forgive him bc he’s happiest when he’s giving his feathered children their feed in the mornings before work :,)

Hey so this was entirely random and no one cares but came to mind and i ran with it. i am 100% right no one can dispute me don’t even try. as usual, reblogs appreciated! bye love you bye!!!

[iwadori]

Hey! I really liked that atsumu x reader fic where reader's Kita's sister. Could we get a similar fic but instead it's Kuroo dating kenma's equally as socially awkward sister/team manager?

Dating your Brothers teammate PT 2 (Kuroo)

Part One Part Two Part Three

Word count: 1.8K

Genre: angst, fluff

You were a first year in Nekoma high school

You kept to yourself, since you found it hard to make friends

You spent your time in your classes, the library or joining your old brother’s (kenma) practices, although when you did attend you didn’t socialize with all your brother teammates you either sat with a book on in your hand or (if you were lucky) played on Kenma’s nintendo swtich.  

When Kuroo first saw you, he thought you were the prettiest girl that he ever laid his eyes on. He was speechless, to say the least. Kenma introduced him and you first as when you started in your first year, since he knew that you two should at least be acquainted with each other as you were all going to be walking to school together.

You found Kuroo very annoying (and that was an understatement) his debonair smirk, his wild wild bedhead and all of his continuous chemistry puns were things you found attractive annoying about him.  

Sometimes when you attend practice, you could tell that Kuroo was trying extra hard in an attempt to ‘show off’ to you, but you took no notice since you knew what type of guy Kuroo was (well you thought). Kuroo was a heavy flirt (well everyone he laid eyes on) he also was a giant dick. To you, he was a your average stereotypical teenage boy.

One day, Kenma fell ill with a cold so it just left you alone to walk to school. However, when you left your house, you see the last person you want to see.  

“Kenma’s not coming today” you whisper softly, but loud enough for him to hear.

“Yeah I know” he smiled

“So then why are you here?” you ask

“Well I’ll have you know Y/N, I’m here to see you.” he said as you start walking

On your route to school, you don’t say much just letting Kuroo talk about things or asking you questions to which you just nodded or shook your head in reply. As much as you’d like too, you didn’t know how to properly talk to someone like Kuroo, knowing the types of conversations he’s used to having with people, especially other girls.

Reaching the gates of Nekoma, before you could step inside Kuroo pulls you to side and puts his hands on your shoulders “Y/N” he says,

“Yes Kuroo?” you look up at him

“I just want to say I like you..” he says waiting for a response from you  

“I-I ...umm” You didn’t really know what to say, although you did find him annoying beyond relief there were some redeeming qualities about Kuroo that you could think of. But would two even work properly?

From your lack of response Kuroo continued, “I’m sure you don’t trust me right now, but Y/N don’t worry I’ll make sure I’ll prove to you that I’m a good guy for you.”

You couldn’t do anything but nod, since you didn’t really know what to say to that. Just then, the bell rings and you were still frozen in place, only snapping out of your trance when you hear Kuroo shout from afar “Don’t worry Y/N im going to do my best to woo you!”

Over the next month, Kuroo is doing his extra best to get you to fall in love with him doing things like: walking you to your lessons, carrying your books for you, bringing you lunch and spending everyday complimenting you to your face and to his friends.  

His actions made you swoon, you did feel more comfortable around him, although you haven't confessed your feelings yet, you were planning on to at the date that you reluctantly accepted to go on. You were going to have dinner first at this nice restaurant that you showed interest in ages ago and you were planning to watch a sequel to *insert favourite movie here* since he knew that you really liked the first one.

Before leaving out to the date you looked in the mirror giving yourself a once over. ‘Wow I look hot’ you thought smiling, you were kind of excited to see Kuroo and hear what he had to say about how you looked today. When you were leaving you were startled by Kenma who said

“Where are you going Y/N?” he asked with his eyes focused on his game

“Oh, to the library” you lied your cheeks heating up.

“Sure, you are...” he said

“Bye Kenma” you say putting your hand on the door knob

“Oh Y/N” he calls

“Mhm”  

“You look nice today” making you smile wide giving your brother a ‘Thank you’ before finally leaving.

On the way to the restaurant, you had a pep in your step, you felt the happiest you’ve ever been in a while. You stood outside the restaurant and took a few deep breaths to calm the sudden surge of nerves that washed over you. You counted to 10 and walked in the resturaunt freezing at what you saw, there was Kuroo looking as handsome as ever but next to him was a beautiful girl who was tall and had long hair, pretty eyes and a great body who also reminded you of someone you knew (but you just couldn’t put your finger on it.)

She exclaimed “Tetsu!” and pulling into a hug, her boobs pushing against his chest making you cringe. You didn’t know what to do, you couldn’t compete with this European-looking supermodel, especially she already looks really friendly with ‘Tetsu.’  

You storm out the restaurant a bit too aggressively, causing attention to yourself making Kuroo look at over to you, cursing himself for knowing how the situation looks to you. He chases after you, but sadly you were already gone.

When you got home, you rushed upstairs to your room with tears in your eyes. You knew this was stupid in the first place ‘Trusting a guy like Kuroo Testurou, how stupid can you be.’  

Kenma came into your room, never asking or caring to know what happened as he knew that once you were ready to tell him you would. You and Kenma have always been close, as you’re both as quiet as each other you never felt the need to be surrounded by a bunch of people since both of you were just what each of you needed.

You managed to forget the awfulness of your ‘date’ getting distracted by trying to win in a game of Murder Mystery on roblox and also having fun trolling 6 year olds with your brother. The night was basically ended and before you dozed off to sleep and Kenma went to his own bedroom he said “At least talk to him Y/N” leaving your room not waiting for a response.

As you slept, you thought about what Kenma said ‘what more is their to say to Kuroo?’ You did think about all the possibilites of what could’ve really happened with Kuroo and that girl. Maybe they’re just friends? You didn’t want to think about the possibility of you being wrong. You were never wrong. So you just slept with the assumption of Kuroo being who you thought he was in the first place. A womanizing dick.

As lonely it was, you didn’t tag along with Kenma to the gym and you made sure to wake up earlier so you didn’t have to walk to school with your brother and your boyfriend his best friend.  

Kuroo really wanted to talk to you again but you were heavy on the ignoring him. He even asked Kenma for help, but even though your brother was definitely always going to be on your side no matter what, he didn’t want to be in between his bestfriend and his little sister.

When you were walking home from school one day, you were stopped by the pretty girl that was with Kuroo on your ‘date.’ “Hi, my name is Alisa Haiba” she said smiling

‘Haiba’ you thought ‘Where do I know that surname?’ until you realised, “Oh your L-”

“Lev’s sister, that knucklehead is my brother” she laughed

“So what do you need me for?” you ask  

“Me and Kuroo are just friends, I know you probably won’t believe me but me and him are NOT dating or anything romantic, he’s as much as a little brother too me then Lev is” she said

“Oh ok, thanks” you didn’t have any more to say and with this newfound information, you did feel more inclined to give Kuroo a chance, and that is if he even wanted one after all the ignoring and avoiding you’ve been doing. Now you feel stupid.

You thought back to all your times with Kuroo, making you smile. You knew what you had to do, you couldn’t shy away from this anymore, you thought about the scenario of him completely rejecting you and to be honest you were content with that as if ‘you don’t ask you don’t get’ or whatever the saying is. Since it was Friday, you knew that Kuroo would be at Kenmas playing smash bros on their switches (and that’s when you would usually spend extra time at the library to avoid him.)

So, you rushed to your house, dramatically opening the door exasperated. “Kuroo!” you shout, not even looking to see if he was there, to your horror there was the whole team over tonight who were quite humored by your shout.  

You went red and then shyly whispered “May I speak to Kuroo please?” looking up at him “that’s if you wanted”

“Umm...sure” he said getting up to follow you into your room.

Kenma gave you a reassuring smile that read ‘Everything's going to be ok.’ You led Kuroo to your bedroom and sat on your bed fidgeting.  

“I’m sorry”

“I’m sorry”

You both say at the same time, making each other laugh he waits for you to speak, “Kuroo, I’m sorry for misreading the situation and ignoring you and making you out to be a complete dick, I know I’m probably a bit too late but I’d love to ask you on a proper date... one that I won’t run away on this time”

“Y/N, it’s fine. I’m sorry for not actually explaining the situation as I know what it looked like. And yes, I will definitely take you up on that date... that’s if you’ll have a ‘dick’ like me” he jokes

You playfully shove his arm, making you both laugh. You spend the rest of the night with Kuroo in your room catching up on all the things you’ve both missed out on in the time when you were ignoring him.

The date you went on was better than you imagined, Kuroo was definitely a great guy (making you feel even more stupid for assuming differently in the first place.) You developed an amazing relationship with Kuroo, which lead you to eventually become mrs Y/N Kuroo and having Kenma and Kuroo be able to officially call themselves ‘real brothers’

AN: I really actually enjoyed this one, so I hope you do too. <3

[tetsvya]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷  haikyuu characters with a significant other that loves to watch crime shows/documentaries.

➼ pairing! various haikyuu characters x reader

➼ warnings! it’s about crime documentaries so talk of death and stuff (nothing explicit)

➼ type! just for fun, very self indulgent

➼ author’s note! wrote this while watching criminal minds (and avoiding doing my math homework) (also spencer reid please marry me)

also an avid fan, loves having marathons with you; kenma, TENDOU, yamaguchi, SUGA, makki, noya, oikawa

will watch them with you but won't understand your interest in them; suna, aran, kiyoko, daichi, yaku, konoha

won't watch them with you but will cuddle with you if one of them ends up spooking you out too much; iwaizumi, osamu, TSUKISHIMA (he always says he won't but he most definitely will), kyoutani, akaashi, AONE, hirugami s., komori

forces themselves to watch them with you to prove that they're not scary but end up being paranoid for the next ten days (like triple checking that the windows are locked & constantly looking over their shoulder paranoid); matsukawa, ATSUMU, shirabu (he will deny it if you ever bring it up), koganegawa, yamamoto, tanaka, KUROO (kenma and yaku have a contest to see who can scare him the most during that time), GOSHIKI

acts like you’re a weirdo for loving them so much but you always find them (not so discreetly either) peeking at the screen whenever you’re watching them; futakuchi, kunimi, SEMI, suna, kawanishi, yahaba

always seems to walk into the room just when a dead body appears on the screen; kita, reon, daichi, ushijima, kai, KAGEYAMA (prob just stands there like🧍‍♂️), fukunaga

accidentally walks in on you having a marathon just to walk right back out, kindaichi, asahi, SAKUSA, ennoshita

might start suspecting you of being a murderer because of your fascination with them; USHIJIMA (bye he'd literally look at you like 🤨🤨), kinoshita, kindaichi, inuoka, kageyama

please give them a notice beforehand if you plan to have a marathon so they can get as far away from the house as possible; GOSHIKI (he watched one with you & still has nightmares about it), LEV (i just know that he's the biggest baby ever), bokuto, hinata, YACHI, hoshiumi, komori, asahi, koganegawa

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

“Incorrect Quotes with Haikyuu Boys„

Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 , Part 6 , Part 7 , Part 8 , Part 9 , Part 10

Synopsis : Different Quotes From Brooklyn-Nine-Nine as Haikyuu Characters

Genre : Comedy

Pairing(s) : Goshiki x reader , Atsumu x reader , Tsukishima x reader , Lev x reader

Word Count : 1.07k

Warning(s) : She/her pronouns used , slight violence , slight timeskip spoiler

Masterlist Link : Here

*Shiratorizawa manager in this*

[Name] : Mm. All right. Haha, C’est la vie (“It’s life.” in French). Let me grab your student ID numbers ‘cause I will be filing an official student complaint with Coach Washijou.

[Name] , Semi , Shirabu : *All laugh the joke off waveringly whilst Semi and Shirabu side glancing each other*.

Coach Washijou : Why did a just receive a student complaint about ya two?

Shirabu : I can answer this. Because our manager is a goblin.

*Shiratorizawa manager in this*

Coach Washijou : Ye’ll stay after school hours at the gym for extra practice today.

Goshiki : Darn it. I had a belly dancing class today! Today is Egyptian undulation.

[Name] : Ooh!~ Show us some moves!

Goshiki : Sure! *Tries to get on top of the bench*.

Coach Washijou : Dismissed!

Kyoutani : It’s my birthday. I hate birthdays. If you wish me a happy birthday, I will punch you.

Oikawa : You’re a funny little bird, Mad Dog-Chan. Happy birthday!

*Gets punched in the guts*

*Inarizaki manager in this*

[Name] : *Holds up two pictures* Here are two pictures. One is your gym locker and the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Atsumu : *Points to the right one*, That one is the dump?

[Name] : They’re both your locker!

Atsumu : Gah! A should’ve guessed that, that’s good!

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Part 1/3

Atsumu : A can see that yer upset, but let’s just sit down and talk about it.

[Name] : Done talking! *Throws boxing gloves*, Time to dance.

Atsumu : Fine. But a should warn ya. A took three years of tap.

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Part 2/3

Atsumu : Again, [Name], it’s so good to see ya. Just outta curiosity, how did ye find out about this?

[Name] : I’m the club manager at Inarizaki High... Kita-San told me. I know you’re trying to set me up with some guy in class 7 as a joke!

Atsumu : What? That’s crazy! ‘Samu, come in ‘ere and stand in front of ma body and tell ‘er that’s crazy!

*Atsumu gets punched by the manager*

Atsumu : Ow! My lucky face!

[Name] : You gonna talk to me now?

Atsumu : Sure. If ya could be any vacation—

*Gets punched again*

Atsumu : Ow!

*Inarizaki manager in this*

Part 3/3

Atsumu : So we good?

[Name] : We good. And for the record... If I can be any kind of vacation... I’d be lake trip.

Atsumu : Classic!

*Karasuno manager in this*

Nishinoya : Come on. You’re not even moving. Let’s go.

Asahi : Get your hands off me! I’ve heard about this in the news! You’re cyber-bullying me!

Nishinoya : Shh!

Asahi : I’m getting [Name]! Get the hell away from me!

Nishinoya : No, you’re very misinformed. Please don’t get [Name]—

*Slight timeskip spoiler*

*Karsuno manager in this*

[Name] : Here’s the plan: We’re gonna go to nationals, you’re gonna enjoy and fall in love with volleyball, you’re gonna want to pursue being a volleyball player as a career. And that’s a [Surname] guarantee.

Tsukishima : Your last [Surname] guarantee you made was that you could dunk a basketball.

*Flashback*

[Name] : *In a ladder with a basketball in hand*, I never said I couldn’t use a ladder. [Surname] guarantee achieved! *Tries dunking the basketball but falls off the ladder and misses the shot*.

*Nekoma manager in this*

Part 1/3

Kuroo : Now, I have been taking notes on points of friction in this gym for three years. *Pulls out a poster that is highly detailed with work flow strategies for Nekoma*, The red areas are places where no work gets done. If we can fix these problems without anyone knowing what we’re doing, we will make progress.

Coach Nekomata : Are you saying you want to secretly perform scientific experiments on your friends and colleagues to increase efficiency?

Kuroo : Yes.

Coach Nekomata : Sounds fun, let’s do it.

*Nekoma manager in this*

Part 2/3

Coach Nekomata : Tell me about the Haiba-[Surname] reaction...

Kuroo : Lev gets cold a lot because of what he calls his—

*Flashback*

Lev : Medically diagnosed thin skin.

*Flashback over*

Kuroo : So he goes to the lost and found, and he grabs something that’s usually unflattering... That’s when [Name] usually gets involved.

*Flashback*

*Lev walking past [Name] wearing an oddly knitted sweater*

[Name] : *Condescending laughter* Sweet sweater, Lev! You look like you’re starting in an Albanian remake of The Cosby Show.

Lev : ...

[Name] : Dr. Huxtable! Dr. Huxtable!

*Flashback over*

Kuroo : [Name] is completely useless when Lev is wearing lost and found clothes.

Coach Nekomata : Well, I can’t really blame her on this one. Maybe we should just uh... empty lost and found.

Kuroo : Already done, sir.

*Lev walking past them in a white cowboy fringed jacket*

Kuroo : Don’t worry! I had a backup plan. I distracted [Name] with a mirror. She’s like a cockatiel, sir— Fascinated by her own reflection...

*[Name] staring at her reflection*

[Name] : Muah! Hello, sexy!~ How are you?

Lev : *Not glancing up* Right back at ya!

Coach Nekomata : Well done...

*Nekoma manager in this*

Part 3/3

Kuroo : Sir, I’m begging you, please, we have to stop!

Coach Nekomata : The problem is, we didn’t take Yaku into accounts. In our next trial—

*[Name] clears her throat whilst dramatically turning around on the office chair*

[Name] : Hello, boys. Welcome to your own office!~ I hear you’re trying to make the precinct most efficient.

Kuroo : [Name], what are you doing in the coach’s chair?

[Name] : I’ve narrowed the problem down to one location: The Coach-Kuroo vortex. Things would go a lot faster if the two of you did less experimenting and more working... And I’m not the only one who thinks that.

*Double clapping and the whole Nekoma team enters the office*.

Coach Nekomata : Well, I suppose it’s possible we may have been a tad enthusiastic in our pursuit of efficiency—

Kuroo : Really? A tad, Icarus?

Coach Nekomata : Fine, message received. Kuroo and I will get right to work.

[Name] : *Still in Coach’s chair*, Great, that will be all. Thank you.

Coach Nekomata : Get the hell out of my chair.

[Name] : Yeah, All right, I pushed it a little bit on that one. Okay~ Bye!

Kuroo : Today we face the worst Tokyo has to offer— Fukurodani Academy.

*Kuroo and Bokuto walking in slow motion towards each*

Kuroo : Fukurodani captain, Bokuto, we meet again.

Bokuto : Nekoma captain, Kuroo, your fly’s down— I made you look!

Kuroo : I didn’t look. And I’m wearing shorts, so there is no fly.

Bokuto : That’s not what your mom said.

Kuroo : You make no sense.

Bokuto : And now I’m inside your head.

{Pretend this is a divider pls}

Author’s Note : GAHHAHSA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 90 NOTES, I can make this a series if you’d like, they’re really fun to make and think of as characters and I just have to write them down as soon as I see them LMAOO

[weallhatebean]

||HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AND INSECURITIES THEY WOULD LIKE (pt.1/?)

✨BEING THICC//PLUS SIZE

•Bokuto (with a special thing for thick legs in general)

•Asahi (tummy pouch lover pls)

•Washiou

•Aran (chubby cheeks and arms are this man's thing)

•Ushijima

•Kai

✨ACNE SCARS

•Yamaguchi (if you have these he'll simp for you like-)

•Goshiki

•Yachi (she thinks they're adorable)

•Ennoshita

✨LOVE HANDLES

•Osamu (he likes squishing them)

•Daichi

•Yukie

•Hanamaki

•Kuroo (says it's better having more to grab LMAO)

•Sugawara

✨STRETCH MARKS

Honestly I can't think of a single character who wouldn't love them. Like literally I just can't

✨SMALL/FLAT CHEST

•Semi

•Oikawa (like he loves loves it)

•Shirabu

•Kita (another man who's a sucker for them small 🍒)

•Matsukawa

•Akaashi (especially whenever you wear thight tops)

✨SCARS

•Tendou

•Kiyoko (she says they show how strong you've been)

•Iwaizumi (he calls them battle scars, says them make you look badass)

•Hanamaki

•Mad Dog

✨BEING SHORT

•Kenma

•Hinata

•Konoha (calls you shortie or like shortcake)

•Atsumu (he loves hugging you from behind and picking you up)

•Kunimi

•Yaku

✨BEING TALL

•Tsukishima (I think he's into both very short ppl and very tall ppl yk? The two extremes)

•Suna

•Lev

•Nishinoya (he does that thing where he puts his hands on your shoulders and jumps, it's adorable)

•Kindaichi

||Hey everyone!! Here's the first part of this series!! I might or not make more of these, depends on what you guys think about it. Thank you to everyone who was open to share their own insecurities with me so I could put them in here (sorry if not all of them are here, I'll probably put them in the next part) also quick reminder that these are headcanons, my opinion on which character would like each one of those. But honestly we all know they'd love every part of you no matter what💜 My first plan was making one shots but it would take way too long to come out. I will be posting random one shots here in the future I guess. That's it for now, bye folks

[okaywa]

Hello can i request a scenarios for Kuroo, Oikawa, Bokuto who is dating with top volleyball player and when they tell it to the team, they just laugh or called him delulu but one day his fem!s/o shows up and the rest of team are like *shocked pikachu face*

Yessss bb!! This is a really cute request :)

Kuroo

With Kuroo I think he’s going to mention you so much that his team thinks he’s making you up to sound cool 

He’s always bailing on hangouts bc “I’m hanging out with my girlfriend today.”

“Sorry, can't come to the study group because im studying with my girlfriend.”

“Me and my girlfriend went to this really good place the other day-”

Until finally his team decides to call him on it

“Oh let me guess,” Yaku says. “She goes to a different school?”

“Yeah, how’d you know?” Kuroo blinks

Even Kenma’s laughing now. “What’s her name then?”

“Y/n Y/ln, she plays volleyball too,” Kuroo grins. 

“THE Y/N Y/L/N?!” Yamamoto yells. “Now I really don't believe you.”

“Who’s that?” Lev asks, looking around.

“She’s the top ace in the women’s division,” Yaku answers, squinting at Kuroo. 

“And, super hot,” Yamamoto sighs. “I want her to spike a ball directly into my face.” 

“I am never bringing her here,” Kuroo decides, watching Yamamoto practically drool. 

“That’s convenient,” Kenma mutters under his breath, running away before Kuroo can make him practice more serves.

“Ah, Tetsu-chan!” You wave energetically from across the gym. “Did you just finish your game?”

Kuroo catches you easily when you jump at him to hug him, hefting you up so you can wrap your legs around his waist. He sets you down after a moment, taking in your flushed appearance and uniform. 

“Yeah, did you?”

“Yes!” You’re practically bouncing. “We won! We’re going to semi-finals!”

“That’s my girl,” Kuroo grins, accepting your high five. “Us too.”

You wrap him up in another excited hug, rambling about your spikes from your game until someone clears their throat. 

“Uh, Kuroo?” Lev asks, poking his shoulder. 

“Oh, Lev,” Kuroo steps to the side. “This is my girlfriend, Y/n Y/ln.” 

“Hi, nice to meet you,” you beam, shaking his hand eagerly. 

Lev stammers out some sort of greeting before backing off and running to get Yaku. 

“That was weird,” you blink. “Is he always like that?”

Kuroo is smirking mischievously. “Just about.”

“Kuroo! You were being serious?” Yaku stomps over. “Why didn’t you say?”

“I did. Repeatedly,” Kuroo snickers. “But you all said I was lying because she goes to a different school and is out of my league.”

“I mean, she is,” Yamamoto scoffs honestly, stepping forward to shake your hand. “Hi Y/ln-san, I’m a big fan.”

“Back off, you pervert,” Kuroo growls good-naturedly. 

After meeting the rest of his dumbstruck team Kuroo drags you down the street to a small cafe for some postgame food. 

“So, I’m out of your league, hm?” You ask, nudging Kuroo’s foot under the table. 

“Uh, yeah,” Kuroo says. “Was that not obvious?”

Oikawa

After his last less than pleasant relationship he decides to keep you on the DL for a little longer than he usually would

So when he tells Iwaizumi who he’s dating, the guy can’t help his loud laughter 

“Yeah, right Oikawa. I get you’re a hit with the ladies but I don’t believe that for second!”

He’s laughing so hard the rest of the team is starting to notice and wander over 

“What’d Oikawa say that’s so funny?” Mattsun asks

Iwaizumi straightens up, wiping his eyes while still chuckling

“That he’s dating Y/n Y/ln,” he manages to get out before he doubles over again “And has been for the last few months.”

“Y/n Y/ln as in the number one libero in the women’s division?”

“Yes” Oikawa crosses his arms.

Oikawa glares at Iwaizumi, his expression growing increasingly offended when the rest of his team joins in with Iwa-Chan’s boisterous laughter

“Why would I lie about this? You guys are being mean!”

“I guess we have to start calling you Lyingkawa instead of Stupidkawa,” Iwaizumi wheezes,

Oikawa huffs, “Get back to practicing your spikes before I make you all run a mile.”

Is this the right gym? You look at Oikawa’s text again. He’d sent you his address just in case his practice ran a little late and this did seem like the right place. You peak through the window, grinning when you spot him. 

Deciding it’s best not to distract him, you slide into the gym quietly and settle in a chair next to the door. 

“Oh, are you looking someone?” One of the players asks. 

“I’m okay, just waiting for Oikawa to finish up,” you replyr. 

The spiky-haired man nods and then freezes, eyes growing wide. “Oikawa- hold on. Y/ln?”

“Erm, yes,” you smile. “Iwaizumi, right? Oikawa talks about you constantly. It’s always ‘mean Iwa-chan did this’ or “Iwa-chan hit me with a volleyball!” Iwaizumi flushes. “I’m sorry, I didn't think he was being serious when he said you were his girlfriend.”

“Y/n-chan!” Oikawa runs across the gym. “You’re early!”

“No, Tooru, you're running late,” you correct him with a knowing smile, standing up to kiss his cheek. 

Oikawa blinks and checks the time, face falling when he sees the time. “I didn't realize.”

“Don’t worry, love, I was expecting it,” you laugh softly. 

The rest of his team has walked over during the exchange and were currently exchanging varying expressions of shock and confusion. 

“Oh, I’ll introduce you,” Oikawa beams, taking your hand. “Team, this is Y/n Y/ln. My lovely girlfriend!”

You wave, an easy-going smile on your face. After all, Oikawa talked about them so much it felt like you already knew them. “Nice to meet you guys.”

“You’re actually his girlfriend?” A light haired boy asks. 

“Makki,” Oikawa scolds. “Don’t be rude.”

“I take it Tooru hasn't mentioned me,” you laugh, shouldering your boyfriend with feigned offense. 

“No he has, we just didn't believe him.” Mattsun admits, rubbing the back of his neck. 

Oikawa shoos them away after that, insisting he has places to be. 

“So,” you hum, now at the ramen shop. “Care to tell me why no one believed I was your girlfriend.”

Oikawa snorts. “Because they think, and I’m dead serious, that you're too cool for me. Being the number one libero and all that.”

“Well, at least they were right about that,” you sigh. 

“Not you too!” Oikawa pouts. 

Bokuto 

Now like Kuroo he talks about you to the team except even more. He is constantly gushing about you and how you both play volleyball and how talented you are

The only reason his team doesn’t believe him is because they can't imagine someone other than Akaashi being able to handle Bokuto 

So they think you probably consider him as just a friend and he’s definitely overthinking the friendship y'all have 

“So, Bokuto-san, do you have plans?”Akaashi asks as they clean up after practice. 

“Yeah! I’’m going to Y/n’s house and we’re watching movies.” He says excitedly

“Y/n, your girlfriend,” Akaashi says slowly. He knows how excitable Bokuto is and doesn’t want the guy getting his feelings hurt bc he misunderstood the situation 

“Yes, my girlfriend,” Bokuto replies. “Have I not mentioned that?”

“No, no, you have.” Akaashi hums. “Are we ever going to meet her?”

“Her schedules pretty busy considering she also plays volleyball.” 

“Are we talking about Bokuto’s ‘girlfriend’ again?” Konoha walks over with a shit-eating grin. “What position does she play?”

Bokuto perks up, happy to brag about you. “She’s a setter! She’s super good, like one of the best in the women’s division.”

Akaashi pauses, quickly connecting the dots. “Y/n Y/ln?”

“Yeah! You’ve heard of her?” Bokuto tilts his head. 

“Uh, yeah, Bokuto-san. She’s the number one setter in the prefecture.” Akaashi says, looking back at Konoha. Akaashi actually enjoyed watching her matches to get ideas for his own setting. 

“She’s your girlfriend?” Konoha asks incredulously. “Like, girlfriend girlfriend.”

“Yes, I’ve said that,” Bokuto smiles, walking away oblivious to the doubtful look shared between Akaashi and Konoha. 

The entire team knows Bokuto’s got another date after practice because he keeps mentioning it every chance he gets. Akaashi and Konoha share a look every time Bokuto talks about you, 15 times and counting. They’re still convinced Bokuto has completely misread the situation and are tense at the prospect of meeting you. 

“Hey, hey, hey! Y/n!” Bokuto yells excitedly, immediately dropping the ball he was going to put away. 

He rushes across the gym and sweeps you up in a hug that pulls you off your feet. “I already know where we’re getting food, okay? And I found this milkshake place that looks super yummy.”

“Kou, please put me down,” you giggle, tapping his shoulder. “I'd like to meet your teammates.”

“Oh, right! Of course,” he sets you down, still grinning excitedly. “Guys, this is Y/n. The girlfriend I’ve talked about so much.”

So, he’s actually got a girlfriend, Akaashi thinks with a small smile. He’s relieved that Bokuto hadn't been confused. 

“Y/ln-san, its really nice to meet you,” he says. “You’re an excellent server, I enjoy watching your games.”

“Oh, wow,” you flush. “That’s super flattering, thank you, Akaashi.”

Bokuto beams, glad to see you and his best friend getting along. The other teammates file through with their greetings until Bokuto is bouncing with impatience. 

“Okay, okay let’s go eat! I’m starving,” he complains, grabbing your hand and dragging you out of the gym. 

“Bye, it was nice meeting you all!” You manage to wave goodbye as Bokuto pulls you away. 

“So, he’s actually got a girlfriend.” Konoha comes up beside Akaashi. “I’m kinda jealous. She’s a catch.”

“She seems good for Bokuto-san,” Akaashi says thoughtfully. “I’m happy for him.”

[koshifairy]

𝐤𝐞𝐢, 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐯 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮

my first post :)

𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐀

suga having a crush on you ??? you're gonna be the happiest person in the world !!

because this boy is always trying to make you happy.

he is so adorable and gentle with everyone, but with you he is more. literally an angel ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ he is like your boyfriend but without kisses and those things.

he cares a lot about you !!! sometimes you think he is your mother lol.

if he knows that you are overwhelming yourself, not eating enough or not sleeping well, he's giving you a lecture. you've never seen him so upset before :(

so DON'T overwhelm yourself !!! suga will be so grateful.

only asahi and daichi know that he has a crush on you, they realized how much suga cares about you, blush every time he sees you laughing or smiling and it always gives you a much bigger smile than he gives other people 🥺

he is always talking about you to them and honestly, asahi and daichi think that's the cutest thing

but they still tease him >:)

suga is planning to confess to you and really wants everything to be perfect and cute.

he would definitely have a flower in his hand and give it to you and he will definitely die if you put the flower behind your ear and smile at him. rip suga <3

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀

kei realized that he likes you when he caught himself thinking about you at night.

wondering what it would be like to date you and hug you while you run your fingers through his hair. he was even asking himself what would it be like to kiss you.

the next day, he was looking at you too much during classes with a tiny smile on his face

yamaguchi saw this and questioned him if he likes you and it is obvious that he denied 🙄 but of course tsukishima likes you !!!

even tsuki knows that, but we know that he will never assume this :( you for some reason makes him nervous and he hates it.

tsukishima teases you, yes of course, but if he sees that he crossed the line and made you sad, he will say sorry to you and then act like he didn't care.

yamaguchi is freaking out !!! because he almost never does that and he also praises you !!!!

“your hair it's really pretty today y/n.”

when your grades are bad, he doesn't care about studying with you, actually he likes it. but of course he will say something like ‘you're not that smart are you?’

he loves you okay.

tsukishima it's a simp for you, nobody will change my mind bye.

𝐋𝐄𝐕

seriously, everyone knows he likes you, even his mother and she doesn't even know you.

he usually makes it clear that he likes you, the bad part is that only you don't notice it. poor lev :(

ok but when you go to the gym to see the boys practicing ????? he just wants to show himself in front of you all the time.

lev is trying to do something so “yeah, cool 😎 look y/n!!”.

but in the end it doesn't work, he ends up doing something really dumb.

kuroo is losing his mind and yaku wanting to kick lev sm

ok,,, but lev sends you videos and photos of two cats hugging or kissing with the caption saying “hey! this remembered us :)”

it's cute 🥺

he is talking a lot about you to alisa and she already loves you !!! really, you make lev happy and that's adorable for her. she just wants him to confess to you and maybe even try to help bc lev.... errrr... you know.

also kenma just wants him to confess to you too, i think he can't handle anymore seeing lev so sad bc u r not his girlfriend yet.

the TEAM can't handle anymore!!

[i-need-entertainment]

Haikyuu!! Boys and who’s sister they’d unknowingly date

**Keep in mind, it may happen that not all of these characters actually HAVE sisters, but let’s just ~pretend~ for entertainment purposes. I also put in names for the sisters, but feel free to put your name/an OC’s name and descriptions!!**

Characters: Akaashi, Washio, Konoha, Kita, Ushijima, Yahaba, Iwaizumi, Futakuchi, Daishou and Numai.

This has taken me...days.. I kid you not. THESE ARE REALLY LONG oOps

**I HAVE ADDED Numai Kazuma BECAUSE HE IS AN INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE MAN AND NEEDS MUCH MORE ATTENTION**

Akaashi Keiji: 

It was during the Tokyo training camp.

Akaashi was with Bokuto, Kuroo, Tsukishima, Hinata and Lev in the 3rd gym in the middle of another 3 on 3 match.

Despite his initial concerns they weren’t doing too bad. It helps that the other team was comprised of 3 middle blockers where no one adequately knew how to set, and their newbie (Hinata) was just a *little* bit better than Lev.

“TETSURO YOU JERK!!!” They all turned towards the door where a girl wearing a black t-shirt with red athletic shorts came running in, straight towards the middle blocker. Kuroo, who had a smirk across his face began to retreat. 

“Welp, looks like it’s time for me to go. See you guys later!”

“Oh no you don’t. Where did you put my phone?! It’s been missing for over 2 hours. 2 HOURS!”

Akaashi looked at the girl, noticing she was really pretty. She had beautiful brown eyes, and her black hair was styled into two French braids, which were bouncing as she desperately tried to attack the middle blocker.

“Try checking the club room, I saw him and Bokuto go in there earlier and come out snickering like idiots,” He heard an offended gasp from Kuroo and a ‘Hey!’ from Bokuto. “Thank you, at least someone here has some decency.” Akaashi nodded.

He didn’t really know what it was but he felt intrigued by the girl and he wanted to know more about her.

“I’ll come with you, I have an idea of where they might have put it.” The girl smiled and nodded her head. As they were making their way out of the gym he heard Kuroo say ‘simp’ while Bokuto asked ‘who is’, he stopped listening after that. He spends too much time with them as it is, it’s best to preserve the brain cells he can.

“I’m Azumi by the way, thank you for helping me, you didn’t have to do that.” Akaashi smiled, “I’m Akaashi, it’s not a big deal really You’re actually doing me a favor by getting me out of there.”

The girl, Azumi laughed. ‘She has a pretty laugh..’ Akaashi’s eyes slightly widened at his thoughts. He just met the girl! What’s wrong with him.

Pushing the thought aside he continue to chat and talk with the girl, learning she was also a second year and Nekoma’s manager.

They got to the club room and started looking for the device.

“Why did they take your phone?” Azumi sighed and shrugged her shoulders. “My best guess is for their own entertainment, Tetsuro is always doing things like that.” Akaashi nodded and tried his best not to appear as disappointed as he felt.

Of course she’s dating Kuroo, he’s smart, good looking popular. Figures...

“Sometimes I wonder why out of all the people on the planet I had to get him as a brother, y’know?” Akaashi’s head shot up at her words.

‘Brother?!!?’ He almost laughed at himself. Looking at the situation now it was obvious the two were siblings. He smiled, he still had a chance.

“Yeah I know the feeling. Sometimes I think, out of all the spikers why did I have to get Bokuto.” Azumi laughed again, “I don’t think Fukurodani would still be standing if you weren’t there to reign him in. Not to mention you’re a really good setter and vice-captain.” He felt the tips of his ears turn red as he tried not to stumble over his words.

The rest of the training camp went smoothly, the two became pretty solid friends and exchanged numbers making plans to meet soon.

He went home with a smile on his face and a warm feeling in his heart.

And then he realized, he had a crush...

A crush on Kuroo’s little sister...

oops.

Washio Tatsuki: 

Washio had just gotten out of practice, a really good practice actually.

Everything went pretty smoothly, Bokuto had no tantrums, he nailed a really good spike and it was just a good day all around.

Because of this wonderful day, he figured he’d go to a café he had been wanting to try.

It was a small little coffee shop that had opened about a year ago but he hadn’t had the chance to go yet.

He walked in and was seated by the hostess at a small table by the window.

“Hi there! My name’s Yui and i’ll be your waitress today! Can I get you something to drink?” Washio looked up to see a girl, somewhere around 5′7, with white/silver hair that was tied up in a ponytail. She had the biggest smile he had ever seen, heck she was probably the prettiest girl he’d ever seen.

He ordered his drink (focusing hard so he wouldn’t mess up in front of the pretty girl) and she gave him another bright smile.

“Coming right up!” She walked away going behind the counter to get the drink. Apparently the girls enthusiasm was contagious, because Washio swore he was feeling better than when he and walked in here. And he was feeling pretty good.

She also looked really familiar..but he couldn’t place just where she seemed familiar from.

Removing himself from his thoughts he turned his attention back to the girl, who was back with his drink.

I really hope this doesn’t sound weird or creepy, but do you go to Fukurodani?” Washio seemed a bit surprised by this, but he chalked it up tot he fact he was wearing his school uniform.

He nodded, “I do, do you go there too?” The girl excitedly nodded her yet. “Yup! I’d know that uniform anywhere! Oh! You’re on the volleyball team! Washio, right?” He nodded again. “Sorry if I seem random, my brother’s on the team too so i’ve seen a few games. You’re really good!”

Washio could feel his cheeks burning. No one had ever complimented him like this, well aside from his coach/teammates and family.

“T-thanks...it means a lot...” The girl smiled, a bit more sheepish this time.

“Of course...you’re actually my favorite to see play. My brother’s a spiker so I’m used to his antics but it’s nice to see talented blockers too. Plus, blockers are much cooler in my opinion. OH! I’m still at work, um, here...” The girl reached into her apron and gave him a little note.

“I hope we get to talk again soon, bye Washio!” Before he could even say goodbye the girl had pranced back to the kitchen.

Looking down at the note she gave him he could feel the blush on his cheeks but he didn’t care.

Because written on the note was the girls number, ‘xxx-xxx-xxxx, <3 call me~’ he smiled, he for sure was gonna call her later.

Before he could put the note away however he noticed the writing at the bottom.

...Now he knew why she looked so familiar.

Because signed at the bottom was, in adorably messy handwriting, ‘Yui Bokuto’.

Oh boy.

Konoha Akinori: 

Konoha had been chilling at home when his younger sister, who was a first year at Fukurodani had come home, announcing she had brought a friend home.

Standing up from his place on the couch he stopped in his tracks. In front of him was the prettiest girl he had ever seen.

She had medium length dark brown hair and beautiful gray eyes, she was taller than most females, around 5′6 would be his guess, but she was still a few inches shorter than him.

Looking at her, she looked...familiar? He didn’t really know where she seemed familiar from, school maybe?

He shrugged it off, deciding it wasn’t something worth driving him crazy.

She introduced herself (his sister introduced her really, the girl was pretty shy) as Momo, he didn’t catch the last name though.

Anywho as the afternoon went on the girls remained down in the living room doing homework, which they needed help with. Luckily Konoha was a few years ahead and had already gone through that, so he helped them with their homework.

Seeing as it was the middle of the year and mid terms were coming up, the girls would ask him for help a lot.

Now, he may not have the best track record of helping others (...i.e Bokuto with spiking *cOuGh couGh). But this was his little sister! And it definitely wasn’t because he had a *little* crush on Momo...definitely not...Okay maybe.

But it’s not like she didn’t have just as bi of a crush on him so..

Anyways, one day Konoha’s little sister, Azumi had to leave early for a doctor’s appointment but Momo still needed help.

Knowing her brother was a ~gentlemen~ and Momo didn’t have a problem with it she left the two alone.

They were both...nervous. I mean who wouldn’t be! They were both unknowingly left alone with their crush.

Konoha decided he’d just start a conversation, and with that conversation the two found out they actually had a lot in common!

Konoha found out she had an older brother, who also went to Fukurodani! She didn’t mention a name though..Oh well.

The two spent the afternoon chatting and getting to know each other! And he may or may not have gotten her number...For studying purposes of course!

At about 4:47 there was a knock at the door. “Oh, that’s probably my older brother!” Konoha nodded, but walked over to check.

He opened the door...”wASHIO!?!  What are you doing here?” The middle blocker looked just as shocked. “I’m here to pick up my little sister...” Konoha just about felt the color drain out of his face.

. . .He had a crush on Washio Tatsuki’s little sister. . . 

Oh he was dead. 

Kita Shinsuke: 

It was during lunch one day when a 2nd year had approached him, Reina Omimi.

She was very pretty with long silky black hair, slanted gray eyes standing out to him but what caught his eye the most was the cute smile on her face.

She asked him to tutor her, since she was having trouble in English, he agreed asking her to come to class 3-7 after school since he didn’t have volleyball practice.

So, the two started meeting each other after school on the days he didn’t have volleyball practice and she was free from her club activities.

He truly thought it was a coincidence.

I mean, sure there were similarities beyond their names but couldn’t have been that rare right? Besides it’s not like everyone with the same last name was related.

Anyways, soon enough the two had gotten so close, they started dating!

They had yet to meet each others families, not on purpose of course! It just didn’t seem like the biggest priority on top of everything else going on.

One day before practice the boys were in the locker room changing from their school uniforms into their practice clothes.

All was fine until *Atsumu* just had to bring something up..

“Say, Kita, I saw you with a girl the other day, who was it?” 

Kita, being unbothered by the question answered, “My girlfriend” the whole locker room went quiet before erupting in a chorus of ‘wHaT?!’, ‘who is it’ and other unintelligible things.

“Her names Reina, she’s in class 2-6 so I doubt any of you second years know her.” That instantly shut up the rambunctious (minus Suna) second years (Suna and Osamu are 2-1, Ginjima and Atsumu are class 2-3...).

...But it did intrigue a certain 3rd year.

“Shinsuke...what’s her last name?” The captain in question turned to the third year middle blocker.

“It’s Omimi, wh-...oh.” Realization hit him like a truck.

The name, the hair, the eyes, the brains...how didn’t he see it?!?!

After Omimi assured Kita he was fine with him dating her, the team got on with practice. 

But let’s just say it was a fun conversation to be had between Kita and both Omimi’s...

Suna Rintaro: 

To be fair, NO ONE knows how this happened!

SUNA doesn’t even know how this happened!

Anyways, Suna had been going for a walk (his parents had kicked him out of the house for the day for being lazy) when he bumped into her, Megumi Kita.

He recognized the name when she introduced herself, but he didn’t put two and two together.

Kita had brought her to practice about a week or so ago and had introduced her but Suna had been asleep in the club room so..

Anyways, megumi had been on her way home from the store when she and Suna collided.

Seeing as it was his fault and he wasn’t allowed back in the house yet anyways he offered to help her bring the groceries to her house.

When they got there they were immediately greeted by Yumie Kita (Kita’s grandmother), who insisted Suna stay until he could go back home. (*and her granddaughter was single and he is a very handsome young man)

Not being able to turn down the sweet elderly woman he gratefully agreed. The afternoon went on smoothly.

A few hours after his exile his mom texted him telling him he could go back home.

Wanting the two to spend more time together Yumie insisted Megumi go back with Suna, and to meet her older brother on the way back since he was nearby.

The walk was filled with playful banter and getting to know each other.

So when they got to Suna’s house he obviously asked if she’d see him again and she happily agreed.

It wasn’t until he tried to sleep that night he remembered why that name had sounded so familiar.

Fast forward two months, Megumi and Suna were happily dating, er happily dating in secret. Why? Because the two knew Kita would not be happy to know someone (from his team nonetheless) was dating his little sister.

It was during practice one day that the fateful encounter had occurred...Suna had mysteriously disappeared, and Kita’s little sister who had come to watch had disappeared as well...The team went on a scavenger hunt for the sleepy middle blocker, figuring the sister’s absence was just a coincidence.

Until they found them snuggled up and asleep in the stairwell...

Suna did a few extra drills that practice...

And for 5 practices after that.

Ushijima Wakatoshi: 

Okay...to be completely fair...he knew she was Oikawa’s little sister.

He met her at the beginning of his second year when she became the first year manager at Shiratorizawa.

Due to her sweet and kind personality, which he found greatly contrasted Oikawa’s he took a strong liking to the girl one she returned.

At first the two were just friends but as they spent more time together they developed feelings for each other.

Despite not going to the same school, and Natsuki staying in the dorms the Oikawa siblings remained close.

So Oikawa knew she went to Shiratorizawa...and that she was their manager...he just didn’t think she even TALKED to Ushijima.

Let alone that she was DATING him!

N E wAys Ushijima and Natsuki were out on a date, it was a Saturday and the two were out and about in town.

The two had just exited the café they were in when they heard a loud gasp.

Turning around the two were met with....basically all of Aoba Johsai.

And a broad range of reactions.

Oikawa looked DiSgUsTeD, iwaizumi looked conflicted, Yahaba showed a *hint* of surprise, Kindaichi looked scared and Hanamaki, Matsukawa and Kunimi were all laughing at their captain.

“wha-why-how-hUH!?!?! HOW DID THIS HAP-” He was promptly cut off by a firm slap to the back of his head. “Get over yourself loserkawa! You should’ve known you couldn’t control her forever!” 

Whining from the blow to the back of his head Oikawa turned to face the love birds, staring down Ushijima and proceeding to look his little sister in the eye.

After much mental deliberation (and another hit from Iwaizumi) he sighed and turned around, waving a dramatic hand in the air.

As he walked away he shouted, “Oh~ But don’t think you’re getting off easy now Ushiwaka,” He momentarily stopped to turn his head and give the two a *look. “We will be discussing this later.”

Yahaba Shigeru: 

 After a game ended he was headed towards the locker room when someone stopped him.

She introduced herself as Emi and said she wanted to say he played really well.

Yahaba, thinking she was really sweet and cute asked for her number which she gladly gave to him.

As he walked to the locker room, he couldn’t stop thinking about her beautiful long black hair that was perfectly curly. 

She really was quite pretty, one of the prettiest girls he’d ever seen.

Fast forward a week, he had asked the girl on a date and she’d said yes!

So now, he was headed to an address she had given him to pick her up.

She was running a bit late so she told him to knock on the door and her older brother would let him in.

Making sure he looked his best he got out of his car and knocked on the front door.

He almost choked when none other than his teammate, Matsukawa opened the front door confused as to why Yahaba was there.

To stunned to answer coherently, Mattsun’s little sister skipped past her brother and gave Yahaba a hug, explaining to her brother this was the guy she had been talking about.

...Yahaba knew he was in for it later when he saw the look Matsukawa was giving him...it was the same look he had perfected as a middle blocker.

Y’know, the one he used to intimidate his opponents.

Nervously gulping Yahaba promised to have her home at a reasonable time and nervously left with his date.

The next practice was a dreaded date for the poor man.

Iwaizumi Hajime: 

Iwaizumi had been racing the halls of Aoba Johsai (he was late to practice...) when he had accidentally bumped into someone, sub sequentially knocking them to the ground.

Looking down he saw that he had bumped into a girl he had seen around, Kanna something or the other.

Apologizing he was quick to offer her a hand up, which she gratefully accepted.

He helped her gather her things and discovered she was on her way to deliver some papers to the guidance office.

Seeing as he was responsible for them being knocked to the floor he offered to help her take them there.

On their way to the office Iwaizumi made some small talk and got to know somethings about the girl.

He knew the name ‘Kyotani’ but he didn’t think anything of it especially since she was so nice and sweet!

So he figured it was a coincidence the two had the same name.

After that day the two would meet for study sessions, lunch, etc. Until they eventually started to go on dates.

So when he asked her to be his girlfriend, she had agreed.

On this specific day the two had plans to hang out after school, but because of a quick team meeting after practice Iwaizumi would be late to pick Kanna up after her club.

She assured him it was fine and that she’d just meet Iwaizumi at the gym.

“The HECK are you doin’ here?” Iwaizumi turned from where he was chatting with Hanamaki to see his girlfriend had just walked into the gym.

“Shut up Kentaro! Oh, Hajime! Sorry if I’m a bit early, club ended sooner than I had expected.”

Iwaizumi walked over and gave his girlfriend a short kiss on the lips, which wasn’t that weird since they’ve been dating for a few months now and had kissed several times.

“Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?” The whole gym (minus one player) cracked up at Makki’s joke, Iwaizumi rolling his eyes.

“Chill out everyone, this is my girlfriend, Kanna-” “GiRLfRiEnD!?!”

The team now directed their eyes towards Kyotani, who was a mix between fuming and shocked.

“Oh shut it Kentaro! You knew I had a boyfriend.” Kanna rolled her eyes at her overprotective younger brother. He sputtered a bit before he could formulate a response, “yEah, but I didn’t know it was him!”.

Before young Mad-dog exploded Yahaba came over and dragged him by the collar back to the court to ‘practice his spikes’ or whatever.

Futakuchi Kenji: 

He swears it was an accident! 

How was he supposed to know she was Aone’s little sister?!

Futakuchi had gone over one afternoon to work on some homework with Aone.

When Futakuchi knocked on the door, a beautiful kind looking girl opened it, asking him why he was here.

Introducing himself as a friend of Aone’s, the girl let him in, figuring he was  friend of her brothers.

You see, before Futakuchi had come over that afternoon, Aone had warned him his younger sister had some friends over.

So naturally he assumed the girl who answered the door was one of those friends since the girl (whose name he learned was Niko) and Aone looked absolutely nothing alike!

She was also quite bubbly and extroverted, easily keeping conversation with the girl.

Being the absolute charmer he is he begun lightly flirting with the girl.

And IN HIS DEFENSE!! She flirted back.

IT WAS ALSO AT THIS TIME THAT AONE HAD COME DOWNSTAIRS.

A look of concern came over his face as he saw Futakuchi flirting with his little sister. 

Quickly walking over to the two, he pushed Futakuchi away (by his face of course) before turning to his younger sister who was frantically asking why he’d do such a thing.

“You know that guy on the team I always talk about.” Niko looked at him confused, “You mean the scummy one with a terrible personality?” Aone nodded and pointed at Futakuchi, “He’s that guy.” 

Futakuchi just yelled out a “HEY!”, knowing his friend wasn’t exactly wrong.

Niko just laughed, “He’s not that bad! He seems nice to me! Plus you never mentioned he was so handsome.”

Making a face of disgust Aone just shook his head muttering ‘It’s your funeral’ before heading back to his room.

The two hit it off, and despite his initial protests Aone is very happy for both of them.

Daishou Suguru: 

It was after Mika dumped him, he had been incredibly distraught and had gone to a local park to let his feelings out.

Unfortunately, it had started raining and Daishou hadn’t exactly been in the right state of mind so he had forgotten to bring an umbrella.

Just as it had started to sprinkle he had gotten shielded from the rain,

Looking up he saw a really pretty girl with black hair and warm gray eyes looking at him with concern.

Convincing him it was dangerous to be out in this weather, the two made their way to the safety of a nearby café.

The two talked for hours and as it turns out the girl, Yuna as he had learned her name was, had been going through a similar situation.

Exchanging numbers the two continued to see each other and eventually started dating.

They had yet to meet each other’s families due to both of them being busy, so they decided to wait until after the Spring High Preliminary’s since Daishou would be free after them. (Due to scheduling conflicts Yuna was not able to go to the Match, but consoled her boyfriend after they lost)

Knocking on the door Yuna let him in and the two hung out in the living room until everyone had gotten there.

Once dinner had been cooked the family sat down at the table, all except one who Yuna had said was still at practice.

About 1/4 of the way through dinner they heard the front door open, in walking Yuna’s little brother.

“Oh! I should have asked earlier but you two know each other don’t you Yuuki?” 

Daishou mentally screamed realizing his girlfriend’s younger brother just so happened to be the rookie libero he had targeted during the preliminary’s.

Stilling in his tracks Shibayama nervously shook his head, saying he had only gone up against him at the preliminary’s and that they hadn’t really met.

Seeing as Shibayama is a stand up guy, he didn’t say anything to his family. So all was actually going well until Mr. Shibayama said Daishou had looked familiar....

Yuna had not gone to the Match...but Mr. Shibayama and Mrs. Shibayama had...and they had now recognized Daishou.

Oh boy.

Numai Kazuma:

It was when Numai had dislocated his thumb.

After the match he had gone to the nurses office, where a very pretty girl helped him.

She introduced herself as Kaia, she was helping out with first aid since she was enrolled in a medical program at Nohebi.

When Numai heard ‘Nohebi’ he talked about how he was the Ace for the Boys Volleyball team.

Kaia then asked him questions and before the two knew it they were engaged in a conversation while she helped him with his injury.

The two bonded over volleyball, since Numai learned her little brother played, and he played as a wing spiker!

During the duration of his stay, he built up the courage to ask her for her number, which she of course agreed to.

Seeing as she had done as much as she could do for a dislocated thumb, she released him, opting to walk him back to his team (definitely nOt just to spend more time with him h a h a).

When they got to the club room, where the team had just finished discussing the game.

Numai opened the door a smidge before he paused, not noticing the team eagerly waiting behind the closed door.

Turning back to Kaia he took  deep breath before nervously asking the girl out sometime, which she also happily agreed to.

Little did he realize the girls reply had interested someone behind the semi-closed door, he hadn’t really cared what was going on until he recognized that voice.

When the team decided their ace had had enough fun, the quickly opened the door and pulled him inside, the whole team piling on top of him.

All except one...

“Kaia...what are you doing here..?” everyone turned to look at a now awake Kuguri, who had been napping after taking over for the poor ace.

Kaia then entered the room and gave her little brother a hug, congratulating him for stepping up.

Noticing the team’s weird stares, the eldest of the two siblings turned around before properly introducing herself.

“I’m Kaia Kuguri, Naoyasu’s older sister.”

The underclassmen went silent, since they didn’t want to seem disrespectful towards their ace, while the third years all started howling with laughter, Sakishima and Daishou being the worst offenders.

Kaia just shook her head before leaving her dumbstruck brother and a red and stuttering Numai behind to deal with his cackling teammates.

[daddyjackfrost]

okay heyy 🥰 do you write for lev? How about Lev + 34 👀

heyyy🥰🥰🥰🥰 i do now!

prompt 34: “If I gave you a chance, would you take it?”

hurt/comfort (aged up!) (bye this isn’t even hurt??)

lev x f!reader

You tapped your foot, irritated. Lev is late again, and you had just about had enough.

You had met Lev a couple of months ago. You had just found a new coffee house and it quickly grew on you. Coincidentally, it was Lev’s favourite coffee house.

You didn’t spot Lev, though you often wonder how you could’ve missed him. Lev spotted you. Tucked away in a secluded corner, your face covered by you favourite book. The Secret History. It wasn’t until you felt a tap on your book that you realized Lev was trying to talk about you.

You still remember what he said.

“That’s my favourite book! I feel like I identify with Richard too much.”

Instantly, you were intrigued with the insanely tall grey haired man. You remember how his green eyes pierced your own, and the way your cheeks flushed when you took in how good looking he was.

Sighing, you pushed your chair back and stood up, grabbing your iced coffee. Lev had asked you out to coffee today but he didn’t even show up. It had happened three times now, and you had enough.

You knew how demanding his job was. Modelling was not easy, and you prided Lev for working so hard, but it didn’t feel nice to be stood up.

You grabbed your purse and walked out the coffee house, tired and slightly embarrassed.

As you walked, you tried not to think about Lev. After he had said he identified with Richard Papen, you invited him to sit, and from there on, you and Lev became fast friends. Obviously, it was very hard not too fall for the model. Not only were his good looks just overwhelming, his personality was capturing. His catlike slanted green eyes were intimidating, but when he opened his mouth, all that intimidation was thrown out the window.

Lev was a slightly childish and cheerful guy, and he had wedged his way into your heart.

“Y/N! Y/N! Wait!”

You didn’t stop. You didn’t need Lev to look at you with those piercing eyes, because you knew you would forgive him, but you were quite sick of being stood up.

A firm hand grabbed your shoulder, halting you. You shrugged the hand off and turned around, meeting Lev’s covered eyes.

He wore sunglasses and a hat, trying very weakly to cover his identity.

“Y/n, hold on. I’m sorry.”

You tilted your head up to look at him. Lev looked down at you with guilty eyes, but you didn’t waver. You liked him, but did you like his lifestyle?

“Sorry, Haiba. I have somewhere to be.”

You didn’t even manage to take a step before Lev had grabbed your arm, gently.

Pleading, he looked down at you. Lev knew he was late. God, he knew. But he couldn’t escape his manager.

“I’m so sorry. Let’s go for coffee right now?”

You both looked down at the coffee in your hand and he cringed, rubbing the back of his neck.

You tried to smile at him. It didn’t matter how much you liked him. Your lives differed, and you didn’t belong in his lifestyle. You knew that, and it was time he did too.

Taking a couple steps back, you gripped your bag tighter.

“Lev.”

Lev looked at you at your voice.

Flexing your fingers anxiously, you took a deep breath. “I think you’re really cool, but I don’t think we should continue... whatever this is. You’re busy all the time, and I don’t like the feeling of being forgotten. Let’s just part ways, yeah?”

You wanted to end what hadn’t even started yet. There was no point in getting attached or create expectations when you knew you would just be disappointed in the end.

Lev looked down at you with wide eyes. The model wasn’t used to having people not want to be in his company.

“You...you’re sure? I promise I won’t be late again. Scouts honour.”

Your lips lifted into a small smile at the attempt at humour, but you both knew he was lying. Lev was late to a lot of things, and it turns out he was too late here too.

You nodded softly. It’s not that it didn’t hurt, it did, but you didn’t have high expectations. You were just you, and Lev, well Lev was so much more. A previous volleyball player and now model. There was no place for you in his world, not with your ordinary self.

“Yeah.”

You didn’t let any more conversation happen. Smiling at him, you turned around and walked away.

Though, absent minded to you, you were the first person to walk away from Lev Haiba, and he hated it.

*** 4 Months Later ***

Stupid, is what you are. You honestly thought that you would last see Lev that day, but you had forgotten that you lived in the heart of the city, in an apartment.

You woke up to a shirtless billboard of Lev Haiba every day since that day.

It was ironic really.

Every time you looked at the billboard, which was at least once a day, you couldn’t help but think about what could have been. What would your life look like right now if you hadn’t cut Lev off?

Shrugging, you lulled yourself to your kitchen. You had an early shift at the library and you wanted to eat before you got there.

You had only opened your fridge door when the bell rang.

Sighing, and then slamming the door closed, you trudged to the door, pulling it open.

Your breath hitched when your eyes fell on the man that had plagued your thoughts for the last four months.

Lev stared at you with wide eyes, out of breath. He couldn’t stop thinking about you since that day, and every day since, he hated himself from losing you.

Lev was in the middle of a photoshoot when he saw his copy of The Secret History. Admittedly, Lev only read the book because he saw you reading it at the coffee house before he introduced himself. He had noticed the way your eyes never wavered from the page, completely mesmerized by the ink of the page.

So, later that night, Lev bought a copy and started reading it. He finished it two days later, and when he went to get coffee the next day, he only hoped you were still reading it.

The coffee house wasn’t the first place Lev had seen you. It was like fate was trying it’s very best to push you two together. First, Lev had seen you run across the street while he was in his car. Then, he saw you in the park outside his agency.

That day at the coffee house, Lev had planned to officially ask you on a date. He was sick of pushing fate out of the way. Damn his job, he just wanted a nice evening with you.

Not being able to see you or even text you over the last four months had killed Lev. He had grown attached, and though his friends always teased him about it, he had never felt this way about anyone before.

You gripped the door harder, blinking a few times, trying to wake up in case you were sleeping.

“Y/n...” Lev whispered.

You noticed the crinkles in his suit, and the way his usually parted hair was now a mess.

“Lev? What are you doing here?”

Lev blanked. He had planned to pour his heart out to you, but now that he stood here, he felt stupid. You were the one who had cut it off, whatever it was you two had. You were the one who walked away, and it looked like you didn’t regret it.

Oh how wrong Lev was. Because you did regret it.

Swallowing the lump in his throat, Lev straighten himself out.

“Y/n, I... I can’t. I tried really hard to forget about you. I tired so hard to just move on, but I couldn’t. I like you, y/n. Too much. Way too much. It’s killing me inside and I don’t know why I feel like this.”

You stared at Lev with wide eyes. Was he... serious? Lev liked you? No. That can’t be.

You pursed your lips, but when you eyes his clenched fists, your eyes softened.

Letting go of the door, you stood straight, hugging yourself.

“If I gave you a chance, would you take it? And not just to try it out, I mean really take it? I don’t do short infatuations, Lev. I’ve had bad luck at relationships, and I need to know that you’re all in.”

Lev nodded, his eyes desperate. “We haven’t even known each other for long, but it kills me to not have you in my life. I know my lifestyle is hard, but I promise I’ll try to make it work. I promise I’ll put you before everything else.” Lev took a few steps closer to you. “I’m all in.”

You smiled at the man, and opened your door wider.

The library could wait.

BYE I DONT LIKE THIS.

what are the chances of me taking this down tomorrow and rewriting it?

i’d say 98%

this is such soft hurt/comfort. hmmm. real hardcore angst coming soon! this is too soft for me

LOOK AT THIS PIC OF LEV THO. IM SORRY IDK THE ARTIST, ALL CREDIT TO THEM THO.

@elektrosonix @h-grangerstudies @snoozless

oh my pls just step on me

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[shhhlikeme]

You know the working daddy captain fanart that you've reblogged recently.. I can't get Kuroo and his son out of my head so may I request a domestic married life au oneshot revolving around that particular fanart - him, his wife and their first kid, a toddler son? Fluffy and romantic, no angst please. If you're up to date with the manga maybe it could be based on post timeskip Kuroo? Thanks a lot!

DILF Day Care With Daddy Kuroo Tetsurō 🤱👼🍼 📆📈

(Fluffville)

‼️ TIMESKIP SPOILERS BELOW ‼️

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“Yeah. Yeah. So that’s what I told Jim in marketing already. To send Bokuto to Tampa to surprise a Japanese little league team there and to send a camera crew with him. Kenma is already putting our ads on his YouTube channel—he told you what?! That he’s not doing it? Well did he say why?! That bratty cat, must have caught him on a bad day. Okay. No, I need this handled TODAY, Greg! Hold on, he will. He’s currently in Italy at some big video game tournament but I’ll stop by his office right now to work it out with his assistant. Just give me thirty minu—“

“Oh no you don’t, Kuroo Tetsuro!”

The wife of the sexiest businessman in the Japanese Volleyball Association Corporation set a cup of French vanilla coffee in front of her talkative husband before stomping her foot. Kuroo quickly covered the speaker part of the phone and gave you a pleading face.

“No!” You repeated. “I am going to Lev and Alisa’s Vogue Magazine cover day-party at their mansion. The babysitter is on vacation. Which means you and only you have to take River to his appointment cross-city.”

Giggling because he understood his own name, almost 2-year-old baby River Tetsurō blew bubbles with his own spit and clapped his tiny hands. Kuroo looked down at the miniature baby he held in his lap as he was on the phone. River looked up at his Daddy and Kuroo’s stomach tightened in return. He quickly said bye to his group call with the interns.

After marrying you 2 years ago, Tetsurō never thought he would love someone as much as he loved you....but he was happily mistaken 9 months after the honeymoon when little River Kuroo popped out.

***

“This is my son?” Kuroo, decked out in a light blue hospital dress—took his baby from the doctors hands. He was the first to hold him. He stared down at his son, already seeing the start of little jet black hairs pressed to his baby’s head.

“Yes.” The nurse grinned, moving Kuroo’s hand so that it was supporting the newborns neck.

Fresh tears sprung out of the ex-middle blocker’s eyes as he shuffled his son to one arm as he moved hastily to hold your hand and show you. He squeezed your hand and the tears kept pouring, showcasing the life you two just created to the wife he loved so much.

“Oh Kuroo....” you whispered drowsily as your eyes filled with tears also. You looked up at your husband in amazement. “He looks just like you.” You whisper to him and then sit up so that you can hold your beloved son yourself.

“Yeah, he does.” Kuroo handed him over to your weak arms, still keeping his hands under yours to support you and the baby. He kissed you on the side of your forehead and wiped your tears. “I love him so much already, Y/N. I love you so much.”

You smiled through your happy tears and leaned your head in to reciprocate Kuroo’s embrace, then leaned down to kiss your baby boy. After a few minutes of admiring him, you handed him back to Kuroo and told him to show the baby to your families and Kenma who were all still waiting in the waiting room. You knew Kenma seemed disinterested to others because he was on his video game, but all who knew him well knew that Kozume was only distracting himself because he was itching to meet his new Godson.

“Okay.” Kuroo whispered into your hair before taking River and planting a kiss on your lips.

***

Returning from his flashback, Kuroo realized that you were in the middle of lecturing him about the balance between work and parenting. He was a phenomenal father and he was there 95% of the time, but he was still a businessman and that meant sometimes he had to work more than he would like to.

Your son started to cry because he didn’t like seeing his mum worked up, so like second nature, Kuroo gave his two index fingers to River to grasp in his tiny hands. That, combined with his dad bouncing him on his the leg (which is exactly what Kuroo was doing) stopped River’s crying in its tracks. River loved holding onto his father’s fingers for some reason, it soothed him. Baby River blew more spit bubbles and giggled.

Kuroo watched you lecturing him, biting his lip because damn was his wife sexy when she was mad. You were all dressed up for this day party in a long black sundress that hugged your curves and as his eyes roamed your figure Kuroo decided that the amazing morning sex you two had earlier suddenly wasn’t enough.

“—Kuroo!! Are you even listening?!”

He returned his eyes back up to yours.

“Uh yes. Listening and undressing you with my eyes. Yep.”

You narrowed your eyes at your man then reached over the expensive island to use River’s bib to clean your son’s snot and spit off his babyface.

You leaned in for a kiss from River and the angel cutely bumped his face against yours, getting saliva all over you. You used his bib to wipe your face too.

“River, honey? Mommy is going to go and have some fun at a party that mommy put on the obvious calendar weeks ago.....the party that she has been excited about going to FOR MONTHS! So, baby boy, your annoying twin will take you to see Dr. Wimble this time because he shouldn’t be working on his days off anyway not to mention he promised, okay my Riv-honey?”

Kuroo deadpanned. “I hate when you speak to our son but you’re really talking to me.”

“Don’t care. I left both your boys’ breakfast is on the stove. And Don’t forget River’s diaper bag!” You stole a sip of your husband’s French vanilla before snatching the car keys and your purse off the island.

Kuroo tried to think about what he was going to do as he continued to bounce his son on his leg, his analytical brain running through dozens of scenarios in a matter of seconds. No matter how he spun it—though, the sexy businessman knew he wouldn’t be without his son today. Looking down at his spiky haired mini-me that looked back up at him with bright, happy eyes, Kuroo realized that—no matter how he spun it—nor would he desire to be without his son today.

“Wait, Y/N! What time is the appointm—“

“—Calendar! Use it!” You yelled dryly before you shut the door and headed to the car Kuroo bought you for Valentine’s Day.

Back inside, Kuroo dragged his son’s high chair next to him at the island and served him the kiddie breakfast you made. Your husband sat beside him, giving River his finger while he drank his coffee and ate his food with one hand. When both boys were done he picked up River and walked over to the calendar.

You were right: it was there. In plain capital permanent marker on today’s date:

It read:

RIVER’S APPOINTMENT - 3:30PM

HAIBA’S VOGUE PARTY - 1PM

DO NOT MAKE PLANS KUROO!

River giggled as if he was making fun of his father and Kuroo looked down at the love of his life. “River, should daddy piss mommy off and erase it so that daddy looks like he was right?”

River stopped giggling and pouted up at his daddy, his tiny lip quivering like he would cry if he did anything to upset mommy.

“Okay okay!” Said Kuroo hurriedly, giving his son his finger again so he’d stop crying. River smiled. “We have 2 and a half hours until your appointment Rivs, which is on the other side of town, and in between is Uncle Kenma’s office. So we will stop there on the way and then the park. Let’s go, son.”

The raven haired baby cheered. “YWAY DA!”

In 30 minutes flat, Kuroo was decked out in an elegant Armani navy blue business suit. He had every colour and material. He collected River’s diaper bag, packed snacks and his baby chest carrier.

Locking up, Kuroo buckled his son in the back of his 2020 Jag, checking thrice if he was safe in his car seat. Then, he clicked the button to play River’s favourite kid show on the car tv and handed him the stuffed cat Hinata got River for Christmas. It was his all time favourite toy.

Once Kuroo parked in front of Kenma’s high-rise office, he strapped on his baby carrier over his Armani suit and placed River in it. The tall and sexy businessman garnerned SO MANY stares as he looked PRIMO SEXY DILF as he locked his car and strutted inside Kenma’s office building with his son, pressing the elevator button. As he waited, he called his best friend who was in Italy. Kuroo held his phone in between his shoulder and cheek before he snapped at his friend.

“Kenma. Do you need me to hop on a plane with River and crash your video game tournament right now?! Because I will.”

There was murmuring on the other line.

Kuroo gasped.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN RIVER CAN COME BUT I CAN’T?!”

River squealed loudly because he heard his name.

“Listen Kozume....... I have the keys to your loft, did you forget? You’ll come home to a mountain of River’s diapers in your game room if you back out now. You can’t just say no because my administrators are calling too much!!”

Baby River smiled cheekily and clapped his adorable hands as he rode the elevator with his daddy all the way up to his godfathers top floor.

That boy had a mother, father, godfather and a long list of pro volleyball player uncle’s who doted on him....

He couldn’t be happier.

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[hinatas-sunshine]

Synopsis: Practice was supposed to be normal today, but with these crack powerhouse teams, that’s never possible

Suga come collect your kids 😐

Genre: fluff

Warnings: None

I wrote this so fast sorry it sucks hehe

Iwaizumi:

• This is something you would expect from Oikawa

• But Iwaizumi stood there, Kageyama confused, and Oikawa fuming

• You raised an eyebrow at Iwa who smiled sheepishly

“I can explain..”

“OH YOU BETTER MISTER.”

“I don’t have to explain myself to you shittykawa.”

• You held the pretty boy back from throwing hands, at Iwa or Kageyama? Who knows

“Tobio what are you doing here?”

• Kageyama looked at Iwaizumi, like a lost kid expecting their mother to answer

• Iwaizumi cleared just throat and looked away

“He, uh... he isn’t training with the shorty today so he’s training with me.”

• Oikawa gasped so loud, while you again held him back from swinging. Still not know who he would swing at.

“That’s nice! Then I’ll train with Oikawa today!”

“I don’t want to train with you y/n! You suck!”

• This time Iwa was holding you back by your waist and you tried to kick Oikawa who was now hiding being Kageyama

“Babe, it’ll just be for a little.”

• You nodded and smiled as he kissed your temple, dragging Oikawa by the ear and away from the two other boys

“Ow ow ow ow ow-“

• You looked at Oikawa, who was now rubbing his sore ear

“If you interrupt them I’ll rip your hair off.”

• He grabbed onto his head, a scared look on his face at your threat

• An hour into practice you were tired

• Kageyama was too, laying sprawled on the ground while your boyfriend sat a few feet away from him

• Oikawa wasn’t as tired, just sore from all your kicking, punching, pulling and hitting

• You automatically ran to Iwaizumi and sat with him on the floor while he held you

• The gym was silent, with the exception of the heavy breathing from you guys being tired

• They gym doors slammed open

“WHERE IS HE?”

• You all looked to see a angry Hinata and a nervous Suga already apologizing

• You stood up and went to go say hi to Sugawara while Hinata had a tug of war with Iwaizumi over Kageyama

“Let shorty have him Iwa-Chan!”

“No!”

“He’s on MY team!”

“So? He was on mine first!”

“Am I not enough for you Iwa-Chan!?”

“Shut up shittykawa!”

• You smiled sheepishly at Suga who laughed nervously at you, you both went to pull one of the boys away and Kageyama stood there

“Kageyama go to your own gym.”

“Babe-“

• You glared at Iwa who sighed and waved bye at Kageyama who then waved back and left with the other two boys

• Iwa poured and he layed his head on your shoulder

“I feel betrayed Iwa-Chan.”

“I don’t care what you feel Trashykawa.”

• You giggled kissing Iwa’s cheek as he nuzzled his face more into your neck

“Now you guys are being nasty in front of me!”

“Don’t care!”

Bokuto:

• You and Akaashi sighed while Bokuto bounced around the Gym with Hinata hot on his tail

• You weren’t sure what happened one minute Bokuto texted you he had a surprise the next this was happening.

“How did he even get Hinata over here?”

“Bo!”

• At the sound of your voice the boy stopped running and smiled at you charging your way

“Oh he’s coming fast.”

“Really fast...”

“Y/n move!”

• Before you could, Bokuto already had you lifted in his arms hugging you in a tight hug

“Look who I brought!”

“Bo baby put me down.”

“Oh yeah!”

• He did as told while you smiled at Hinata who waved at you

“What brings you here you ball of sunshine.”

• He smiled and pointed at Bokuto

“He brought me here!”

• You furrowed your eyebrows as you looked at Bokuto who smiled proudly and nodded only for Akaashi to smack the proud boys head

“He has to be home soon, you know how worried everyone must be for him Bokuto-San?”

• You and Akaashi automatically noticed Bokutos fallen face while you smiled at him holding his face in your hands bringing him down for a kiss - to which he smiled and accepted

• While Akaashi talked to Suga about where Hinata is, the two killed time by playing some volleyball with the whole team

• You smiled taking note at how happy Bokuto was to be around the smaller boy

• You also noticed how much energy the two had, exhausting everyone around them

“So, how did Bokuto get Hinata over here?”

“He showed up and Hinata started following him like a little bird.”

• You giggled as you sat next to Akaashi who let out a laugh too

• Bokuto was teaching Hinata all about being an Ace right now, the tangerine boy listening with sparkles in his eyes

• You approached right when Suga stormed in looking for Hinata

“Hinata! You can’t just leave like that!”

• Bokuto automatically took Hinata into his arms trying to keep him with him

“Bo he has to go home baby.”

“Or he could just live with me and we could be his parents!”

• You laughed at this placing your hands on his arms

“No we couldn’t because we’re still underage.”

• He pouted and nodded, understanding while you smiled and kissed his nose

• He went to say Bye to Hinata while both boys began to pout

“It’s okay Bo! Maybe we can visit Hinata soon!”

• Now he was happy and bouncing around, while you looked at Akaashi

“You’re going too.”

“I don’t want to...”

“Please?...”

“Fine but you’re buying me dinner.”

“Got it!”

“Are you guys making plans without me?!”

“No.”

Kuroo:

• When you saw Kenma full sprint to the gym, you quickly followed confused

• Seeing Kuroo with a bouncing orange haired boy, you smacked your forehead

“Why?”

“Kenma needs to practice.”

• Upon seeing the boy excitedly jump around Kenma, Kenma smiled and you walked up to your boyfriend

“So, when did you get him?”

“...”

“Kuroo.”

“I skipped school.”

• Now you kicked the boy across the gym, causing Hinata to stare at you scared while you approached him

“Hinata, sweetie, why are you here?”

“Oh! Well Kuroo said that we were practicing here today and I could get a head start!”

• Kuroo stood up ready to run, but before you could charge at your boyfriend Yaku held you back

“I already told Sugawara!”

“How do you have his number?”

“We complain about our teams all the time together.”

• You raised an eyebrow at this but looked at your boyfriend who looked away avoiding your eye contact

• You sighed and let him run practice as usual as you fulfilled your manager duties

• You has to admit, Kenma was more active with the energetic ball of sunshine around

“See I did something good.”

“You kidnapped a student.”

“Well when you put it that way, negative Nancy.”

• You watched as Suga opened the doors to the gym smiling at everyone while Hinata bounced up to him

“Sugawara-Senpai! Where’s the rest of the team?”

• Suga raised his eyebrow at this, looked at Hinata confused

• You elbowed your boyfriend to step forward, who did guiltily, and explained the situation to Suga

“Don’t stress it! This isn’t the first time one of our team mates has been taken by another team, especially Hinata.”

• Everyone deadpanned and stared at Hinata who smiled, you giggled smacking your boyfriend on the back of his head

“Well you got Kenma to work a little for practice, Hinata we would love to have you back to train with us.”

• The boy smiled brightly at this and waved at everyone before leaving and you turned to the team about to speak

“YAKU! YOU STUPID MOM! NOW YOU TOOK SHOYO FROM ME!”

“Kenma you always have me!”

“I don’t care Lev!”

• Kenma was upset with everyone for making Hinata leave

“I blame this on your y/n ✨”

“Kuroo I’ll stomp on you, you kidnapper.”

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