#pjo Mr d

[bugwolfsstuff]

Hc that Mr D does not let his kids climb trees, under any circumstance.

Everyone finds it weird compared to everything else he lets his kids do which is more dangerous.

The actual reason is because of his first lover, a satyr called Ampelos/Ampelus died from falling out of a tree picking grapes and by the gods that is seared into his brain and he refuses to lose people he loves that way ever again

[the-chaotic-n3rd]

Mr. D: I hate everyone and everything my dad sucks my life sucks

Also Mr. D:

[camish-and-the-oc-gang]

What if Mr d had a silly tiny wet cat daughter. What then.

Feat @hazellum ‘s pjo character

[cavernclaw]

the mr d fandom is dying reblog if you love a cokey cola

[wolffox-makes-art]

In myth Dionysus is said to look like a handsome, long haired young man. (and has been mistaken as a prince before)

However

In Percy jackson, Dionysus has a chubby face, bloodshot eyes and a red nose from drinking, and dark curly hair

So...What the fuck happened there?

I headcanon that Zeus did a similar thing with D that he did with Apollo. By putting him in a considerably different body than his usual appearance to humiliate him further.

[softestaries]

Chiron and Mr D: now that you've trained at camp for one (1) week it's time for you to embark on a quest to retrieve Zeus' lightning bolt and stop all out war from breaking out amongst the Gods.

Percy: are you aware that i am twelve years old

Chiron and Mr D: this is your dad's will

Percy: is he aware that i am twelve years old

[andy-dandy]

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"

[readerconfused]

Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD

[uselessnbee]

you know i think it would be absolutely hilarious if after some time Percy would get so fed up by Mr. D never calling him by his actual name so Percy would just decide to do the exact same thing to him and start calling him anything but Mr. D/Dionysus

like mr. D would be like "Hey Peter Johnson" and Percy would turn around and with a straight face be like " yes, Dave?" and everyone else is just watching horrified like wtf Percy? do you want to be turned into a cockroach????

or Percy would be talking with someone and be like " Derek told me-"

" who..?"

"you know our camp director? god of wine and all that?"

"......you mean mr. D./Dionysus "

"yeah Dylan...so anyways he told me-"

and then it would become this thing between Percy and Mr. D where they would always try to come up with the most stupid and outrageous wrong names to annoy each other as much as they possibly can

everyone is horrified at Percy and just waiting for Dionysus to smite him but Percy and Mr. D are secretely having a fucking blast

[leah-jeffries]

[thisnerdetteoverthere-blog]

Ongoing List of very tiny details in the pjo show that are ridiculously book-accurate:

The WORD BY WORD narration if the first page

Grover being a vegetarian (as shown in tge scene at the met where Percy wordlessly takes Grovers ham from his sandwich)

The turquoise uniform of the candy shop sally works in that’s hung up on a shelf in the background of the scene between sally & percy in their flat for like 2 seconds

The Chevrolet Cameron Gabe drives

Grover being 24

The minotaur wearing panties

„you drool when you sleep“

Mr. Ds Tiger-Print Shirt

The diet coke in his hand

The satyrs on the strawberry fields

Riptide being a pen with a cap

The fact that percy sleeps on a mat & and a sleeping bag in the floor of the hermes cabin when he first arrives

The number of pearls on luke & annabeths necklaces

Clarisses Cargo Pants & combat boots

Annabeth fixing Percys Armor

[bugwolfsstuff]

I will never like or forgive Luke mostly because he is the reason Castor is never gonna see their dad again

Like its assumed that Dionysus had a good relationship with his kids.

And yeah Castor will have Pollux in the future but they're never gonna see their dad again.

They're dead and Dionysus is deathless

They're dead and never gets to see the parent they loved because Luke hated his parent

[assortedriceballs]

They could NOT have picked anyone better to play Mr. D. than Jason Mantzoukas.

Mr. D, (obviously on the best vacation of his life), sippin soda, wearing his shades: "PeTEr JohNsON IS hEre!!!!"

[cavernclaw]

im so fucking pissed. Mr D isnt fat in the new pjo series, where is my bitch of a gay bear, where is he disney. where is he

[pjosource]

[echo-stimmingrose]

I have funny but first a quick history lesson

In Ancient Athens they had things called ostracons. Basically every year everyone would carve a name of someone they didn't like into a small stone tablet and then submit it. Then they would look at all of the ostracons and if there were too many of one person then they told that person to get tf out. They had ten days to flee Athens and couldn't come back for ten years.

So now I would like you to imagine Dionysus doing a pseudo version of this at Camp Half-blood every month because we all know he LIVES for the drama. (He's stuck there for a hundred years he might as well have some fun)

He would hand out stone tablets (it was very important to him that the names were carved don't ask why) and every person at camp would write a name.

Whoever had their name written down the most would be sent to live in a cabin in the woods for two weeks. If they survived they would be allowed to return to camp.

Mr. D always makes sure there's a crowd around to witness their walk of shame and he takes a picture of said person every month. He keeps them hung up on a wall in the big house.