#pippin: h e l p

[kazz-brekker]

i think it's really funny that the scene with pippin and saruman's palantir in the two towers is about the dangers of touching evil magic artifacts but is also more or less a scene where someone answers another person's phone and their boss starts yelling at them before realizing it's the wrong person on the other end of the line

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

Tolkien Kink Alphabet

(Which characters have these kinks)

A- Anal

Bilbo, Boromir, Kili, Legolas, Lindir, Thorin

B- Bondage

Aragorn, Fili, Haldir, Lindir, Thranduil

C- Creampie

Boromir, Fili, Glorfindel, Haldir, Thorin

D- Deepthroating

Aragorn, Bard, Boromir, Elrond, Eomer, Glorfindel, Haldir, Thorin, Thranduil

E- Exhibitionism

Eomer, Haldir, Kili

F- Fingering

Aragorn, Bard, Boromir, Elrond, Eowyn, Faramir, Legolas, Lindir, Thorin, Thranduil

G- Gags

Haldir, Lindir, Thranduil

H- Hair Pulling

Bard, Bilbo, Boromir, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Fili, Frodo, Glorfindel, Kili, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Thorin, Thranduil

I- Intimacy

Aragorn, Arwen, Bard, Bilbo, Boromir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Glorfindel, Kili, Legolas, Lindir, Merry, Pippin, Thorin, Thranduil

J- Jizz

Bard, Boromir, Eomer, Fili, Glorfindel, Haldir, Kili, Thorin, Thranduil

K- Kneeling

Elrond, Glorfindel, Haldir, Thranduil

L- Love Bites

Aragorn, Bard, Boromir, Eomer, Glorfindel, Haldir, Thorin

M- Multiple Orgasms

Aragorn, Arwen, Elrond, Glorfindel, Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Thranduil

N- Nipple Play

Arwen, Bilbo, Faramir, Frodo, Kili, Legolas, Lindir, Merry, Pippin

O- Orgasm Denial

Haldir, Legolas, Lindir, Thranduil

P- Praise

Aragorn, Arwen, Bard, Bilbo, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Kili, Legolas, Lindir, Merry, Pippin

Q- Quickies

Bard, Fili, Haldir

R- Riding

Bard, Bilbo, Boromir, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir, Fili, Frodo, Glorfindel, Kili, Legolas, Lindir, Merry, Pippin

S- Spanking

Elrond, Glorfindel, Haldir, Thorin, Thranduil

T- Threesome

Elrond, Glorfindel, Thorin, Thranduil

U- Uniforms

Boromir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Haldir, Thorin

V- Voyeurism

Glorfindel, Haldir, Thranduil

W- Whips

Glorfindel, Haldir, Thranduil

X- X-Cross

Elrond, Haldir, Thranduil

Y- Yelling (REALLY loud moaning)

Aragorn, Arwen, Bard, Bilbo, Boromir, Elrond, Eomer, Eowyn, Frodo, Glorfindel, Haldir, Kili, Merry, Pippin, Thorin, Thranduil

Z- Zipper Sex

Aragorn, Bard, Eomer, Haldir

[wpip-raham]

B A S I C S

Name: W'pip Raham (ex Tia)

Nicknames: Pip, Pippin, Pippy, the Lad

Age: ~26-27

Nameday: 25th Sun of the 5th Umbral Moon

Race: Seeker of the Sun Miqo'te

Gender: Male

Orientation: Some degree of bi or queer with no apparent preference in gender/sex (aka whatever he can get)

Profession: Pit fighter

P H Y S I C A L     A S P E C  T S

Hair: A sandy blonde mop that's an amalgamation of wave, frizz, and poof. He generally wears it tied back (as seen in game) but had braids as a boy (he doesn't know how to braid, his mother did it for him). His hair is almost never down, save for sleeping.

Eyes: left: pumpkin orange, right: desert yellow

Skin: Deep tan, freckled.

Tattoos/scars: No tattoos, but many many scars--most of which are minor and not worth mention. A large scar cuts across the bridge of his nose diagonally, is mostly healed over his cheek, but still visible on his jawline.

F A M I L Y

Parents: Both alive, his mother is W'Ahra and his father is unnamed. Part of me wants to flesh out his backstory entirely, and the other part is lazy but pretends its left open for potential RP.

Siblings: Initially I had Pip be the only kit of W'Ahra but I'm thinking of changing this. He, of course, has several siblings in his tribe and a few brothers but I think having grown with an immediate brother (to W'Ahra) can help back his pervasive competitiveness.

Grandparents: In the tribe, yes but nothing specific written out.

In-laws and Other: Unmarried. Roric Raham, his late tutor/mentor was the father his Nunh wasn't.

Pets: None

S K I L L S

Abilities: Pip has no magical affinities or abilities. The only thing of note in his skill in hand-to-hand combat.

Hobbies: Fishin', drankin', trainin', being a nuisance to the public of Ul'dah.

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: Social, agreeable, welcoming.

Most Negative Trait: Annoying, constant peacocking, unsympathetic.

L I K E S

Colors: Loves a little color, especially warm or earth tones--gold, yellows, oranges, tans, greens, etc.

Smells: He loves the smell of water--sea, pond, river--the fishier the better. Leather and tack. Fresh and delicate perfumes/soaps like orange blossom, honey, etc.

Textures: Leather, hemp, linen, warm sand under the toes.

Drinks: He's never met a drink he didn't like.

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: Doesn't.

Drinks: Coffee in the mornings, though not opposed to tea. Water. Otherwise, something alcoholic.

Drugs: He's been known to use elixirs and potions during his fights. He doesn't ask what's in 'em but he has some ideas.

Mount Issuance: He canonically does not have a mount or anything of that nature. But in game and OOC I typically use the Flying Cumulus on him.

Been Arrested: Somehow, no.

Tagged by: @sundered-souls thanks!!!

Tagging: @bonespyre (any muse), @aroseyetbloomedwrites, @ooc-miqojak ( I know you were tagged already so use this additional tag to talk about a different muse if you feel up to it), @grumpy-limsan-customs-cat, @thestarsfury, @the-sycophant, @captainqster, @but-first--tea, @zhauric, @yloiseconeillants

[dancingsunflowers-ocs]

WBW for Poppy Whitfoot please!

B A S I C S

full name: Poppy Whitfoot

gender: Female Hobbit

sexuality: Asexual

pronouns: She/Her

O T H E R S

family: tbd

birthplace: The Shire

job: Housewife

phobias: Losing her loved ones

guilty pleasures: Honey nut cakes with marmalade, apples, potatoes, berries, cheese, bread, tea

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: chaotic good

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: introvert

organized/disorganized: organized

close minded/open-minded: open-minded

calm/anxious: both!!

disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable

cautious/reckless: cautious

patient/impatient: impatient

outspoken/reserved: reserved

leader/follower: follower

empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic

optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic

traditional/modern: traditional

hard-working/lazy: hard-working

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: Poppy Whitfoot x Samwise Gamgee

ot3: Poppy Whitfoot x Merry Brandybuck x Pippin Took

brotp: Poppy Whitfoot x Frodo Baggins

notp: tbd

{Oops!! I’ve changed another one of my OC’s faceclaims!! 😂 I will probably update her intro post tomorrow..}

[elles-writing]

MASTERLIST

Rules

- you can request a scenario you want me to write, but except:

NSFW, description of r*pe, heavy abuse in any way

- I write character x reader stories

- make sure that what you are requesting is clear & be polite and patient please

- I write for The Hobbit/LOTR, Narnia - mainly Caspian, Peter, Edmund, Harry Potter (The Marauders era mainly - Sirius, James, Remus)

Below you can find all my works💛

L O T R

l e g o l a s

secret love (legolas x fem!reader) - series (2 parts), fluff

-  You are Tauriel’s younger sister and fall in love with the elven prince and he with you. Your sister and his father find out after a few years, but he can’t banish you.

part one

part two

f r o d o

fears (platonic frodo x fem!reader)

- Imagine being the ring beare instead of Frodo and he comforts you after the ring gets destroyed. (requested)

h a l d i r

getting to know Haldir would include... - requested by anon

T H E  H O B B I T

lovely - Fili/Kili/Thorin x fem!reader

s m a u g

Dragon Heart

teaser

one old room & shiny things - pt. 1

rumours - pt. 2

old friends - pt. 3

strange thief & stars - pt. 4

looking behind - pt. 5

t a u r i e l

Dating both Kili and Tauriel would include

not so subtle (tauriel x fem!reader)

forehead kisses (platonic tauriel x fem!elf!reader)

random tauriel headcanons

daughter moments - tauriel x daughter!reader, requested by @imagines4everyone

t h r a n d u i l

holding on (thranduil x fem!elf!reader) - requested by @jadewestwriter

part one

part two

getting to know Thranduil would include... - requested by anon

l i n d i r

princess of rivendell (lindir x fem!reader)

butterflies (lindir x fem!reader)

part one

part two

b a i n

clear sky - requested by Megan

b o f u r

father's hen - requested by @kpopgirlbtssvt

t h o r i n

dragon sickness

- fanart by @grunid 💙

k i l i

kili x half-elf half-human reader would include... - requested by anon

strange behaviour

just the way you are

little secret - requested by @just-a-dreamer23

daughter moments - requested by @imagines4everyone

an apple - requested by anon

nyctophobia

kili with barista s/o would include

snow day

flowers for a girl

the sounds of home - requested by

broken

- Imagine thinking Kili loves Tauriel only for him to love you back.

when the worlds collide (kili x fem!reader) - series (? parts), 

- Some characters from The Hobbit end up in your house in modern world, and you have to find a way how to get them back to Middle-Earth.

tags: @moony-artnstuff @whenputtingpentopaper @kumqu4t @slytherinambitious

masterlist

part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

imagine you and kili arguing (kili x fem!reader) - oneshot (chat)

late night dinner

part one

part two

late night baking

- inspired by 'Chocolate chips' by @legolasoftherings

Dating both Kili and Tauriel would include

f i l i

sweet baking (fili x fem!reader) - gift for @guardianofrivendell

enchanted - (fili x fem!reader) - cinderella au, gift for @guardianofrivendell

a book - (fili x reader) - requested by anon

dad - fili x single mom!reader - requested by anon

t h e  c o m p a n y

once there was a hobbit (the company x reader) - series (? parts),

- You ending up in Middle-Earth and going on the quest with the Company.

part one

part two

h e a d c a n o n s

Fili and Kili having a crush/girlfriend shorter then them would include - requested by anon

LOTR characters while taking an exams

TH/LOTR characters on Tumblr

TH/LOTR characters on Tumblr pt. 2

Bofur, Pippin and Kili dating tomboy - requested by @rowandor

Kili, Pippin, Bofur and Aragorn comforting you before jaw surgery - requested by @rowandor

~ 1 3  d a y s  o f  s p o o k y  w r i t i n g  e v e n t  ~

- hosted by @dumbassunderthemountain

day 1 - love potion (Kili x fem!reader) - word: potion

day 2 - october stories & giggles (platonic Fili x fem!reader x platonic Kili) - word: haunted building

day 3 - spooky time (platonic Fili x fem!reader x platonic Kili) - word: spooky

day 4 - it suits you (Kili x fem!reader)

day 5 - monster (Kili x reader)

day 6 - pumpkin secrets (Fili x reader x Kili)

day 7 - ghosts of past (platonic!Tauriel x reader x Kili)

day 8 - fun times ahead (the company x reader)

day 9 - night skies and stars (kili x reader)

          - a human (the company x reader) - oneshot, fluff (I wasn’t happy with it, but it’s posted anyways)

day 10 - a messy situation (kili x reader)

day 11 - pet mom (legolas x reader)

day 12 - enchanted forest (thranduil x reader) - oneshot, fluff (melancholy)

day 13 - ghost stories (kili x reader)

g i f t s / r e q u e s t s

so-called matchmaker by @rogue-durin-16 - request

market day by @legolasoftherings - gift

family dinner by @legolasoftherings - gift

snowday with kili by @guardianofrivendell - gift

silver is the new sexy by @gossip-girl-of-middle-earth - request

kili & elle (me) headcanon by @kumqu4t - gift/request

worries by @bitter-sweet-farmgirl - gift (🥺❤)

birthday cake by @luna-writes-stuff - request

a c t o r    i m a g i n e s

l e e  p a c e

bad dream (lee pace x fem!reader)

- Yours and Lee’s son wakes you after having a nightmare.

MARVEL

SPIDERMAN

p e t e r   p a r k e r / s p i d e r m a n

christmas dumbass (peter parker x fem!reader)

baker of the year (peter parker x fem!reader)

christmas cuddles (peter parker x fem!reader)

HP/THE MARAUDERS ERA

h e a d c a n o n s

Hogwarts houses as moodboards

N A R N I A

c a s p i a n

baking with Caspian would include

dating caspian would include requested by @silverblades

THE ADVENTURERS GROUPCHAT

the adventurers as words + headcanons

[make-me-imagine]

Scenario Game - Lord of the Rings; Male Character Version

The Hobbit Version (male characters)

Lotr/Hobbit Female Character Version

(Link to Scenario Games Masterlist)

Rules: Just match the month/day/letter to yourself and you got yourself a cute little scenario to imagine. And you can also leave in the tags or comments, what your scenario is :) I hope they all make sense when matched up lol. 

*Please consider reblogging or tagging your friends/mutuals to share this around

Requests: These can be used as request prompts when requests are open.

Note: I didn’t use Gimli or Gandalf since most of these scenarios are romantic and I’ve never seen anyone simping over either of them lmao. But because of that, I ran out of characters, so I made a ‘your choice’ month. 

Your Birth Month:

January: Legolas

February: Boromir

March: Elrond

April: Frodo

May: Faramir

June: Aragorn

July: Merry

August: Eomer

September: Pippin

October: Sam

November: Haldir

December: Free Choice; You Choose

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

Your Birth Date: 

1: Brings you flowers... 2: Surprises you after being gone for a long time... 3: Cooks dinner for you... 4: Hugs you all the time... 5: Looks after you when you are ill... 6: Asks if they can court you... 7: Gives you a precious jewel/stone 8: Takes you on a picnic... 9: Promises to look after you... 10: Brings you a gift after their journey... 11: Writes you a love letter... 12: Surprises you with a kiss... 13: Holds your hand... 14: Gets nervous around you... 15: Is protective over you... 16: Hugs you close... 17: Takes you on a walk through the woods... 18: Kisses the back of your hand... 19: Asks you to come on an adventure with them... 20: Chastises you after you get hurt... 21: Hugs you so hard they almost knock you off your feet... 22: Suddenly asks you to marry them... 23: Asks you to move in with him... 24: Gives you one of their belonging as a token... 25: Brings you chocolates... 26: Confesses they are in love with you... 27: Is your secret admirer... 28: Gets jealous when you get close to others... 29: Is often caught staring at you... 30: Compliments you all the time... 31: Leaves suddenly with no word...

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

First Letter of Your Name (Or Username): 

A, B, C: Because he thought he lost you.

D, E, F: Because he harbors a secret crush.

G, H, I: As a gift for your birthday.

J, K, L: As an apology.

M, N, O: Because they are in love with you.

P, Q, R: Because it is your anniversary. 

S, T, U, V: To cheer you up. 

W, X, Y, Z: To protect you...

- - - - - - - - - - - -

I’m sorry if your combination does not quite make sense, it is very hard to make sure that every possible combination does. 

[musicalmessiness]

Musical Masterlist!

[❤️] means haven’t watched

[❤️‍🔥] means listening/watching currently

[❤️‍🩹] means finished or already have seen it

You’re free to give me any other musicals to put on here!

A

[❤️]A Chorus Line

[❤️]Aladdin

[❤️]Amélie

[❤️]Anastasia

[❤️]Anything Goes

B

[❤️]Beauty And The Beast

[❤️]Bonnie & Clyde

[❤️] Book of Mormon

[❤️]Bring It On

C

[❤️]Cabaret

[❤️]Carrie

[❤️]Catch Me If You Can

[❤️‍🔥]Cats

[❤️]Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

[❤️‍🔥]Chigao

[❤️]Come From Away

[❤️]Company

D

[❤️‍🔥]Dear Evan Hansen

[❤️‍🔥]Dreamgirls

E

[❤️]Elf

[❤️]Everybody’s Talking About Jamie

F

[❤️]Falsettos

[❤️]Frozen

[❤️‍🩹]Funny Girl

G

[❤️]Godspell

[❤️‍🔥]Grease

[❤️]Gypsy

H

[❤️]Hair

[❤️‍🩹] Hairspray

[❤️‍🩹] Hamilton

[❤️‍🩹]Heathers

I

[❤️‍🩹]In The Heights

[❤️]Into The Woods

J

[❤️]Jersey Boys

K

[❤️]Kinky Boots

L

[❤️‍🔥]Legally Blonde

[❤️]Les Mis

[❤️]Little Shop Of Horrors

M

[❤️]Mama Mia

[❤️‍🔥]Matilda

[❤️‍🔥]Mean Girls

[❤️]My Fair Lady

N

[❤️]Next To Normal

[❤️]Newsies

O

[❤️]Oklahoma

[❤️‍🔥]Once on This Island

P

[❤️]Phantom

[❤️]Pippin

R

[❤️‍🔥]RENT

[❤️‍🔥]Rocky Horror

S

[❤️]School Of Rock

[❤️]Shrek

[❤️‍🩹]SIX

[❤️‍🔥]Something Rotten

[❤️‍🩹]Spring Awakening

[❤️‍🔥]SpongeBob SquarePants

T

[❤️]The Color Purple

[❤️‍🩹]The Prom

[❤️‍🩹]The Wiz

[❤️]Throughly Modern Millie

[❤️]Tuck Everlasting

W

[❤️‍🔥]Waitress

[❤️‍🔥]Wicked

V

[❤️]Violet

Y

[❤️‍🔥]You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

#

[❤️]9 To 5

[❤️]13

[❤️‍🩹]21 Chump Street

[❤️]25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

[morwensteelsheen]

If Faramir went to Rivendell, how would the whole ttt/rohan plot be different?

A good question that I have spent an unreasonable time thinking about! My first LOTR fic was going to be an attempt to answer this, but then I got so wrapped up in not having the answers that I sidelined it and wrote WC instead. So I think instead of giving you one definitive answer I’ll give you a couple scenarios I think are plausible? If that’s not too much of a cop out lmao? Apologies in advance for the inevitable spelling errors, I did this on my phone and my dyslexia is off the charts today.

I think it’s basically unavoidable that he goes via Rohan first, geographically he’s sort of left without an option there. When he’s there, we get into this issue of whether and how he and Éowyn interact. Worth noting, I think, that the Unfinished Tales has Éomer living in Aldburg by the War, but Éomer does seem to imply he’s around for Boromir passing through. Is this because he knows and already is a fan of Boromir? Maybe! Or maybe Éomer goes to Aldburg after.

But I digress. We have to ask the question of whether Faramir falls in love with Éowyn because he was always going to fall in love with Éowyn, or if it’s because the things he’s gone through immediately preceding it primed him for it. I — perhaps quite cheaply — come down on the side of Faramir always having it bad for her on first sight. And contextually I think that comes from his, rather sweet, enunciation of the way his regard/love changes for her. He says that at first he pities her, and then he gets to know her and he doesn’t pity her anymore, he respects and admires her. That’s an interesting dynamic to bring into play in basically every AU, because you get this double barrel characterisation of his attitude to her changing, and his own character maturing/sharp edges softening.

I think he off the bat he sees that she’s beautiful, and immediately is drawn to her for that. Shallow? Maybe! But, to badly paraphrase my ol fav Victor Hugo quote — love always begins with a glance.

I imagine he stays for a short while, maybe a week, two at most. At this point I think that Éowyn’s basically viewing him as an official guest that she has to entertain, and I think Faramir is, in his own, slightly stilted, slightly wanky way, putting the moves on her. This can go, imo, one of two ways. She can either be receptive to it (which is a nice thought!) or she can be aware of it but mostly ignore it because, really, she’s got lots of shit on her plate.

Either way, he leaves Edoras at some point. The big question is where does his go from there?

One thing I toy around with is that, given his pre-existing relationship to Gandalf, maybe he’s willing to trust the Istari a bit more and goes straight for Isengard? Which, and I think I did the math on this once a few months ago, would have him arriving at Isengard around the time Gandalf’s getting his shit kicked in by Saruman lol. I think this could be a really compelling plot point, but I’ll be very honest with you, I 100% don’t have the imagination or writing skills to figure out how it proceeds from there, so I’m not going to try to.

If he goes the normal Boromir route, he still loses his horse at Tharbad and walks (lmao jesus???) to Rivendell. When he gets there, I think he’s immediately going to have everything he knows put to the test in quite jarring ways. First off, he’s going to be infinitely more deferential to Elrond, Aragorn &c when they’re trashing Gondor. He’ll push back a bit, no doubt on that, but he’s going to be starstruck by Aragorn in a way that Boromir just wasn’t.

No real difference I imagine between Rivendell and Lothlórien, except that he’d definitely be laser focused on palling about with Aragorn, and he’d probably spend more of his time being friendly with Frodo than with Merry and Pippin tbh (not in a douchey way, I just think he and Frodo vibe a little better. Though I bet he and Merry had some interesting chats about pipe weed history).

The underlying question here is what sort of relationship does he have to the ring? I don’t buy this idea that he’s not tempted by it, I just think that what the ring offers him is a bit shit. We don’t know what the ring tempts him with, he’s not clear on that in TTT. I can’t really see the ring being like ‘oh I’ll give you a king to follow’ because that is some intensely nerdy shit, but is somehow the one thing I could see Faramir actually being tempted by. Regardless of what it offers him in this AU, he resists it on the basis that he’s got this mythical king he’s been desperate for, and he’s not gonna risk that for anything.

Lothlórien comes next, and oh my god when I tell you this is the part I genuinely have no answer for. I stopped writing my first fic at Lothlórien because I couldn’t cope. Tbh it probably lowkey fries Faramir’s brain, and for so many reasons. The whole godmoding Númenórean stuff he’s got going on probably interests Galadriel a bit, and so that whole conversation is going to be wildly different than it was for Boromir. But what does she say to Faramir? I have no idea. I really don’t. There’s also probably a million and one things also going on psychologically for him at that point, which makes dealing with this bit difficult. Really difficult. So I’m gonna, uh, conveniently smash cut away.

Parth Galen! Again, another two potential splits here. The first, (from here on out I’ll refer to as Plot A) which I find rather endearing, is that he goes off with Frodo and Sam when Frodo makes the decision to split. I don’t know that I believe he’d do it, but it proves for a very delightful interpretation of his character.

Plot B is that when the Orcs show up, Faramir survives not by virtue of his being a ~ better warrior ~ or whatever than Boromir, but by the terrain surrounding Parth Galen being something he’s far more in the habit of dealing with, and by virtue of his having a bow at his disposal. I know there’s room for an interpretation of Faramir as not primarily an archer, but narratively I think that’s less interesting. So he’s an archer. He’s an archer and also his priority is on Aragorn first and foremost, so Merry and Pip still get taken, and Frodo and Sam use the hubbub to GTFO, which is actually slightly more in line with the movie’s chronology, funnily enough. The three hunters become four, and then go on Merry & Pippin’s trails.

In Plot A, they’re hauling ass across the Emyn Muil, bolstered in some ways by Faramir’s experience as a Ranger. The problem is the issue of getting into Mordor and whether or not they pick up Gollum. I think, in a way that frustrates me immensely, they do end up taking Gollum, not because they need a guide, but because Gollum fulfils this deep psychological need for Frodo, and I think he would have argued for keeping Gollum regardless. Faramir is going to be fucked off about this, but will ultimately, I think, be deferential to the ringbearer.

So they go across the Dead Marshes, but they do NOT attempt the Black Gate first because Faramir’s not a fool. Do they go to Henneth Annûn? I say yes, but with the caveat that in all likelihood Boromir is gonna be there, which is gonna complicate stuff tremendously.

Over to Plot B!

The four hunters go to the Mark! They meet Éomer! Hey! Éomer recognises Faramir! (And he’s probably a little fucked off that he lost his horse lol). But whatever, he knows this guy, so he’s probably gonna be like, uhhh, everything you saw before in Edoras is much worse now. Also my cousin's dead and everything is bad. Here’s some horses, sorry for maybe accidentally killing your pals, see ya! And at this point I think Faramir’s probably having a, hmmm, g e n t l e  p s y c h i c  c r i s i s, because if he’s still very 👅 for Éowyn (which he is, sorry, he has to be) then he’s going to want to go there ASAP. Obviously though that’s not gonna happen, so: Merry and Pip chasing, Gandalf finding, Edoras arriving.

Which means Éowyn. If, at this point, she and Faramir already have something of an arrangement going on (nudge nudge) then she’s really not gonna give a shit about Aragorn. You know how in TTT it’s not even clear that she actually sees Legolas and Gimli? 100% that vibe with Aragorn too. Théoden’s gonna get his house in order, they’re going to head to Helm’s Deep, and Éowyn’s gonna get named head of house. (Faramir, if he starts off just thinking she’s beautiful, is going to have quite the paradigm shift here, because he’s going to have to start reckoning with her as not just a beautiful woman, but as a very, very intense person. This is how his love for her starts to mature.)

Sometimes I dream about him being like, ‘hey! I have some first hand experience of ruling a kingdom, how about I stay and…….. lend you a hand……..’ to Éowyn while she’s keeping watch on Edoras. This is wildly unlikely, but a delightful thought nonetheless. In the more likely case, which is that he goes to the Hornburg, she’s going to start feeling some strain about this whole war shebang, and it’s going to lead to some difficult conversations. Chief among them is that Faramir, as second son, actually has basically nothing to give her, which is not exactly a great position to be in when you’re in love with the niece of a king. I’m of the opinion that Éowyn’s not fussed by that stuff (she agrees to marry him when he’s prepping to give up a shit ton of power anyways), so she’s probably like, 'no, fuck you, we’re getting married.' And then he leaves, and it starts to emotionally unsettle her more and more.

If they don’t already have a thing, then it either begins at this point OR he gets overshadowed by Aragorn. In either case, off to Helm’s Deep he goes.

Helm’s Deep happens, I think Faramir ends up extraordinarily impressed by how the Rohirrim handle the Dunlenders afterwards, which also begins to soften his harsh opinion of them more generally.

They go to Isengard, Pippin looks in the Palantír, and away Pippin and Gandalf go. Both Gandalf and Faramir here would recognise that it would be batshit insane for Faramir to go back to MT now, because Denethor would read him like a picture book and he’d have to admit to the entire mission of the Fellowship.

Over in Plot A, I think we’re going to have some real emotional complexity vis a vis Faramir showing up at Henneth Annûn with two hobbits, a ring, and Boromir in control there. God, it would just be a disaster. My incredibly generous interpretation of this is that Faramir keeps the plan vague enough that Boromir lets them pass unhindered. My less generous interpretation is… yeah I don’t wanna do it tbh. It’s not pretty. It's also, to be clear: not an indictment of Boromir as a character. His response is entirely rational for someone expected to lead a kingdom and for someone put up against the unbelievable power of the One Ring. The reason Faramir continuously gets to pass largely untempted by the ring is because he's a guy with no actual responsibilities once you take the Rangers away. His understanding of his duty to Gondor is almost entirely conceptual in nature. He can think and talk about defending Gondor as it once was because there are several people above him in the hierarchy defending Gondor for what it is. This is also not an indictment of Faramir. He and Boromir just have wildly different realities to contend with.

They are going to go through Cirith Ungol even though Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass both speak Sindarin and don’t cotton on to what its name implies lol. This whole scene is much shorter because Faramir’s significantly more cautious, so there is no Orc capture and Sam doesn't take the Ring. This is where things get a bit complex, and where I don’t think I have the imagination to say much more. Sorry!

Back in Plot B, the lads catch up with Éowyn as they prep to go down the Paths of the Dead. If she and Faramir are a thing, this is where the real emotional distress kicks in for her. All of the men in her life have, at one point or another, functionally abandoned her, and here’s Faramir, love of her life, about to do the exact same thing. Faramir inevitably goes with the Grey Company even though she begs him not to. When she tries to convince them not to go down the Paths at all, he is in the fortunate enough position to throw up his hands and say 'not my call, actually. King’s in charge,' which lessens the emotional conflict there somewhat.

No part of me doubts that Éowyn wouldn’t then immediately go over his head to Aragorn. She would, she absolutely does not give a fuck. And she’s going to get knocked back re: joining them in exactly the same way as in the book, because Aragorn’s take here isn’t actually dependent on her personally, it’s dependent on the duty she’s been charged with, which is taking care of her people. (Also going to be an interesting narrative parallel to a later conversation between Faramir and Aragorn after the Pelennor, which I’ll explain in more detail later.)

Faramir will, perhaps somewhat less dismissively, say this to her. He learns much more obviously the way to talk to her on her own terms, and he’s not gonna fall into the trap of letting her be like ‘you just want me to wait and die after all the men are dead.’ He’s going to probably give her some line about her being the last organised line of defence, and he might even invoke Haleth! It’s not going to work, because Éowyn’s very aware of the apocalyptic nature of all of this, but it’s not going to cause such abject hatred and fury as it otherwise would.

If she and Faramir are not a thing, her emotional distress is as it is in the book, except now Faramir’s trying not to pout in the background. He might even step in to try and soften the blow.

Regardless, she ends up as Dernhelm, she rides to the Pelennor.

Boromir is the one responsible for the Osgiliath retreat, and because it’s heavily implied that Faramir only keeps his seat because he’s got this dumbass Númenor garbage going on ('master of man and beast' — king Beregond), Boromir’s going to get killed by the Witch king here.

This is going to send shockwaves through not just Denethor, but Minas Tirith more generally, because Boromir is fucking adored. Denethor’s going to go high holy crackers much quicker, mostly because Gandalf is a shit stirrer and is going to waste no time at all in announcing that Aragorn, The Rightful King, is on his way, and Denethor will — correctly — surmise that Faramir has chosen Aragorn over returning with whatever Isildur’s Bane is to Gondor. This is the end for Denethor.

Éowyn rides from Dunharrow, slays the Witch king. Faramir and Aragorn show up with the Army of Dead, Faramir does not end up injured, but does end up as the Steward (obviously) and (obviously) aware that Éowyn is in the HOH. And also that everybody else he loves is dead. Yeehaw.

Here’s where I think things get really interesting. I think, counter to the way this is portrayed a lot of the time, Faramir doesn’t go to the Black Gate at all. I think he stays in Minas Tirith, not just to organise the wider range defences (esp the Rohirrim dealing w the Druadan) but in this very grim preparation to lead the retreat from Minas Tirith if/when Frodo & Sam fail. I think he's kind of fine with this for two reasons. The first is that him being conscious to process the death of his father, and it coming hours after the death of his brother means that he's going to have a personal-political crisis, and he's going to have to take the defence of Gondor more seriously than he did before. Second, Aragorn's going to tell him to fucking stay put, and he's going to be fine with it because it means he's going to get to spend the last few days of his life with Éowyn.

He and Éowyn reunite in the HOH, there’s still a lot of deeply emotional stuff going on, but, at least now Faramir’s conscience is clear re: marrying her because, well, he’s the Steward now. Also their reunion is going to take on greater significance because she’ll have killed the thing that killed his brother. So, that’s a lot.

If they are not a thing before the Pelennor, she's still going to drag his ass over to the HOH so she can bitch about being stuck there. But this time he's not a fellow hospital-prisoner, he's having to actually do things, and he's going to use that to his advantage in terms of keeping her from doing stupid shit. I think he's going to try to involve her in some of the strategic questions re: the retreat if the Morannon feint fails. I think he's going to make a point of talking to her to get her help on dealing with the Rohir forces that are in and around the City. I think that's going to go a huge way to helping to ease her misery, and it's going to be such a significant vote of trust in her (even after she's done the unthinkable and deserted her people) that she's going to fall in love with him here, as per. And the contrast between him and Aragorn is going to be all the stronger for it.

So yes. Those are just some of the possibilities I think! Sorry for the word dump!!

[nael-opale]

10 fandoms 10 characters 10 tags....... I've not done a tag game in a while ! Thanks @muslim-flint, love you Rizou, will never stop saying that and meaning it with my whole heart

I like to add useless rules to make sense of things... So I'm going chronologically and I'll say who used to be my fave and who is my fave now, feel free NOT to follow my example (here's how it's actually supposed to look if you're not chaotically passionate about lists)

💀 Pirates Of The Caribbean

Ah yes, my (bi?)sexual awakening movie, good stuff. Jack Sparrow played a huge part, but can we all appreciate Elizabeth Swann, please ?

🏴 Treasure Planet

All the main characters are pure gold. My fave used to be Delbert Doppler (clumsy yet competent nerd ❤︎) but Captain Amelia...can't get over the way she talks in English (also gotta love their alchemy)

🛡Lord Of The Rings

Oh I love them all so much...obviously Aragorn is incredible but I love Pippin because he is a precious bean and he makes me smile

🌑 Le Pacte des Marchombres

Had to include Pierre Bottero's work somewhere... I love Ellana, always have, always will

☠️ One Piece

Yes, I have pirate issues. Loved Zoro for the longest time, very basic I know...and then Trafalgar Law showed up and I got even more basic

🔎 Sherlock BBC

Not my proudest fandom, but it was very important to me. Of course I loved the main characters, but I decided to only acknowledge Mrs Hudson today

🗑 Le Visiteur du Futur

It does not sound as good when you translate the title. Le Visiteur is my fave but Judith is so freaking cool !

⭐️ Steven Universe

I'll say Pearl because I relate to her and I love her growth but the Crystal Gems are basically family

✨ She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

I'm going to say Bow because I can't resist his adorable voice cracks, but Scorpia is pure and have you seen Double Trouble ? They are so entertaining, could watch them for hours

⚔️ Kaamelott

...is there any doubt for anyone that Bohort is my fave and always has been ?

Here come the tags, feel free to do it or not, love y'all ❤︎

@garnetrena / @little-water-lily / @kabbal / @superiorkenshi / @kaantt / @sherhaanks / @capitanogiorgio / @pingou7 / @feelix-felicis / @madou-dilou

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

Song Tag Game!

Thanks @cutesiewooren for tagging me friend! I put mine separately since i know my url is a bit long 😅

Rules: For every letter of your URL, put a song that you like that starts with that letter.

u - under the see

p - pretty funny (dogfight)

p - people like us (kelly clarkson)

a - achilles come down (gang of youths)

s - soulmate song (carson james argenna)

t - try (the lightning thief)

t - the things we used to share (thomas sanders)

h - hellfire (hunchback of notre dame)

e - ease on down the road (the wiz)

j - jar of hearts (christina perri)

e - eyes open (taylor swift)

l - line without a hook (ricky montgomery)

l - lost boy (ruth b.)

i - i just might (9 to 5)

c - corner of the sky (pippin)

l - legend lake (miggie snyder)

e - everybody say yeah (kinky boots)

m - michael in the bathroom (be more chill)

o - once and for all (newsies)

o - oh the thinks you can think (seussical)

n - neverland (finding neverland)

tagging: @storyweaverofgondor @skimblyclaus-is-comin-to-town @queen-with-the-quill @platothefluffbutt @rainbowratsstuff

[catchmeifyoureallycan]

Sheet Music - Musicals

Just a disclaimer, I found these looking through tumblrs, Googling them, or people have sent them to me. This is just me compiling a list for everyone to enjoy and use.

Note: If you notice that any of the links are broken, or you just found sheet music that I don’t have, please send me a message!

Songbooks

Cole Porter Songbook

Another Broadway Songbook

#

9 to 5 (Piano/Vocals)

13

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (Broadway)

35MM (Vocal Selections)

A

A Chorus Line (Complete Score)

A Little Night Music

A Year With Frog and Toad

The Addams Family (13 songs - Songbook)

Aida (Song Book)

Aladdin (Piano/Vocal; Disney film)

All Shook Up

American Idiot

Anastasia

Annie (Full Score)

Annie Get Your Gun (1999 Revival)

Anything Goes (Conductor’s Score)

The Apple Tree

Assassins

Avenue Q

A Very Potter Musical

B

Bare (Vocal Score)

Bat Boy (Piano/Conductor)

Beauty & the Beast

Beautiful

Be More Chill

Big Fish

Billy Elliot

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

Bonnie and Clyde (Complete Score/ Sheet Music)

Book of Mormon

Bridges of Madison County

Brigadoon

Bring It On

Bye Bye Birdie (Complete Score)

C

Cabaret

Carousel

Carrie (Broadway)

Catch Me If You Can (Piano/Vocal Selections)

Chicago

Children of Eden (Piano/Conductor)

Cinderella (Rodgers & Hammerstein)

The Color Purple (Broadway)

Company

Crazy For You

D

Damn Yankees (Revival)

Dogfight

Dracula

Dreamgirls

Drowsy Chaperone (Broadway)

E

Evita (Vocal Selections)

F

Falsettos

Fame the Musical

The Fantasticks (Full Score)

Fiddler on the Roof

First Date

Footloose (Score)

The Full Monty

Funny Girl

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

G

A Gentlemen’s Guide to Love and Murder

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Ghost

Godspell

Grease

Guys and Dolls

Gypsy

H

Hair (Piano Conductor’s Score)

Hairspray

Hamilton (Piano/Vocals)

Heathers (2014 score)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Hello Dolly

Hercules (Disney,Complete Book)

How To Succeed (Vocal Score)

Hunchback of Notre Dame   Part 1   Part 2

I

In the Heights

Into the Woods (Piano/Conductor Score)

J

Jane Eyre

Jekyll & Hyde (Piano/Conductor Score)

Jesus Christ Superstar

Jersey Boys

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

K

King & I

Kinky Boots (Vocal Selections)

Kiss Me Kate (Revival)

L

La Cage Aux Folles (Complete Score)   Part 1   Part 2

La Traviata

The Last Five Years (2002)

Legally Blonde

Les Miserables

The Light in the Piazza (Piano/Vocal)

Lion King

The Little Mermaid (Disney Movie)

The Little Mermaid (Broadway)

A Little Princess

Little Shop of Horrors (Broadway)

Little Women

Love Never Dies

M

Man of la Mancha

Mamma Mia

Mary Poppins (Broadway)

Matilda

Memphis

Merrily We Roll Along

Miss Saigon (Piano/Vocal Score)

Music Man

My Fair Lady

The Mystery of Edwin Drood

N

Newsies (Piano/Vocal Selections)

Next to Normal

Nightmare Before Christmas (Disney Movie)

Nine

O

Oklahoma!

On A Clear Day You Can See Forever

Once

Once on this Island

Once Upon A Mattress

Ordinary Days

P

Pajama Game

Parade

Pipe Dream

Pippin

Pirate Queen (Piano/Conductor Score)

Pirates of Penzance

The Producers

Q

R

Ragtime

Reefer Madness

Rent

Rocky the Musical

S

The Scottsboro Boys

The Secret Garden

Seussical

She Loves Me

Show Boat

Shrek

Side Show

Singing in the Rain

Sister Act (Broadway)

Sound of Music (Broadway)

South Pacific

Spamalot

Spiderman - Turn off the Dark

Spring Awakening

Sunday in the Park With George

Sweeney Todd

Sweet Charity

T

Tarzan

Tick Tick Boom

[Title of Show] (Libretto)

Thoroughly Modern Millie

U

Urinetown

V

Violet

W

Wedding Singer

West Side Story

Wicked

The Wild Party (Andrew Lippa)

The Wiz

Wonderland

X

Xanadu

Y

A Year with Frog and Toad

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

Young Frankenstein

Z

[nancywheelxr]

m o r e h o b b i t a n d B o r o m i r f l u f f p l e a s e ? ? ?

Y e s ( more of this AU here )

*

There’s something to be said about the freedom of not being heir to anything anymore. Before, there had always been a pressure constantly reminding him his people had been depending on him to defeat what is quite truthfully the worst evil of this age. It had been crushing. Now, walking the halls is just that– walking. No heavy eyes on his back or the growing tension between Faramir and their father. No bitter silences at the table, no news of fallen soldiers.

There’s just Boromir and the responsibilities he chooses for himself.

Which might or might not include the care of two Hobbits. Sometimes, he thinks he might have adopted Pippin and Merry without noticing and now it’s too late to back out– he’s too fond of them for that.

So, honestly, he’s doing nothing to warrant the odd looks these people are throwing him. Can’t a man visit his friends in their home town? True, said home town is clearly not built for someone his size, but still.

“Don’t mind them,” Pippin says, loftily drinking his beer. Meeting at the local pub had seemed the best course of action at the time, considering Boromir is new to the place, but now, he’s beginning to reconsider under the stares of all the others. “Hobbits don’t like new things.”

“Or adventures,” Merry adds, “and most of them are still frightened over the whole Saruman thing.”

It earns a snort out of Boromir. “Understandably so,” he nods, “I believe Aragorn is thinking of banning Men from entering the Shire altogether to help keep things like that from happening again.”

Their faces fall. “Oh,” Pippin blinks, “but then you won’t visit again!”

“Well,” Merry sets his mug down, “then we’ll just have to visit Gondor more,” to Boromir, he grins, “we’re getting quite good at traveling without getting lost, you know?”

“Or losing track of time,” Pipping agrees.

Silently, Boromir decides to keep tabs in the inns on the way to Gondor. It’s always good to keep an ear out anyway. “Is that so? You’ve been traveling?”

That brings the bright grins to their expressions again and Pippin launches into a tale of their most recent adventures with Merry interrupting him every other word, and while that only works to earn more scowls from their table neighbors, Boromir just smiles.

It’s been some time since he’d been with friends, Gondor being too far from the places he’s been visiting and Legolas and Gimli still holed up either in a forest or a cave, no one can quite keet track anymore. And, if he’s being honest, it’s not like it’s any secret that he’s always had a soft spot for the Hobbits. Their excited happiness is surprisingly contagious.

So while the story is winding up to be a long one, clearly exaggerated, Boromir doesn’t mind, he just settles in his seat and waves for another beer, feeling more lighthearted than he’s ever been.

[fettuccine-andsunflowers]

kimura’s wants [updating]

s p e c i f i c s h o w s

- american psycho: melbourne, melb opening show, closing night - be more chill: oob, obc, opening night - bonnie and clyde: opening, finale - book of mormon: melbourne, brisbane, sydney, adelaide, perth, london, a.j. holmes, blake bowden, any opening night - falsettos: opening night, final performance - hadestown: opening night, previews [if those exist!!] - hamilton: london, tours, jon rua, thayne jasperson, miguel cervantes, joseph morales - heathers: any australian performances, west end cast, obc - in the heights: opening night, o/ob, obc - jersey boys: sydney and melbourne runs, oob [original off-broadway], current ob cast, opening, melb final performance - mean girls: opening, ben cook - newsies: tours, mike faist, corey cott, thayne jasperson, openings, finals - spongebob: obc, occ [chicago], opening, finale - waitress: jason mraz, jeremy jordan - west side story: melbourne’s opening and final performances

s p e c i f i c p e r f o r m e r s

- a.j. holmes, alex gibson, andrew rannells, aaron tveit, andrew garfield - ben cook, ben platt, betsy wolf, blake bowden, brandon uranowitz, brendon urie, barrett wilbert weed - cameron macdonald, corey cott, cristina d’agostino, christian borle - daniel raso, drew gehling, darren criss - eddie redmayne - gavin lee, glaston toft, gavin creel - jason mraz, jeremy jordan, jon rua, joseph morales - karen olivo - laura osnes - miguel cervantes, mike faist - ryan gonzalez, ryan mccartan - shoshana bean, stephanie j. block, sutton foster - thayne jasperson, thomas mcguane - wes taylor

g e n e r a l w a n t s - american psycho - angels in america - be more chill, billy elliot, bonnie and clyde, book of mormon - come from away - dear evan hansen - falsettos - hadestown, heathers - in the heights - jersey boys - kinky boots - les miserables - mean girls - natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812, newsies - pippin - spongebob, waitress, west side story, wicked - any anime that got adapted into a play/musical

[bootleqs]

BOOTLEQ'S MASTERLIST

Hi! So, as promised, here are the links to every single bootleg I have, as well as my list of requests! My goal is to streamline this blog and make it more of a community effort, so feel free to take what you need but if you have one of my requests please send it my way! Make sure to check this post before asking, but if you are looking for something that isn't here definitely shoot me a message!Also, if one of my links is down, please message me so I can try to fix it or remove it! Thank you for helping me out!

  A

Aida

·       2001 with Mara Days, Matt Bogart, Idina Menzel (x)

·       Broadway full show (x)

Aladdin

·       Pre-Broadway Full Show Toronto (x)

·       Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular final performance HD (x)

Allegiance

·       Broadway with George Takei and Lea Salonga (x)

Amelie

·       OBC (x)

·       Audio w/ Philippa Soo (x)

American Idiot

·       (x) [password: greenday]

American Psycho

·       OBC (x)

An American in Paris

·       Broadway (x)

Anything Goes

·       Sutton Foster & Joel Grey (x)

Annie

·       1982 Film (x)

·       1999 Film (x)

·       2012 Broadway Full Show (x)

Assassins

·       2004 Broadway Revival (x)

Avenue Q

·       Broadway full show (x)

A Bed and a Chair

·       Bernadette Peters and Jeremy Jordan (x)

A Chorus Line

·       excellent high school production (act 1) (act 2)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

A Very Potter Trilogy

·       A Very Potter Musical (x)

·       A Very Potter Sequel (x)

·       A Very Potter Senior Year (x)

B

Bare

·       2012 Off Broadway (Part One) (Part Two)

Beauty and the Beast

·       Benet Academy 2008 (part one) (part two)

Billy Elliot

·       2008 Broadway (x)

·       Broadway with Trent Kowalik (x)

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

·       Broadway (x)

Bonnie and Clyde

·       Laura Osnes & Jeremy Jordan (x)

Book of Mormon

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

·       US Tour (Act 1) (Act 2)

Bring It On

·       (x)

Bye Bye Birdie

·       1963 Film (x)

·       On Stage with Alan Cumming (x)

C

Cabaret

·       1972 Film (x)

·       Televised performance with Alan Cumming (x)

Camelot

·       1982 (x)

Carrie

·       1988 Stratford Opening Night (x)

·       2012 Off Broadway Revival (x)

·       2013 Seattle Production (x)

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

·       1984 VHS (x)

Cats

·       Stephanie J Block (x)

Catch Me if You Can

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Chess

·       (x)

Chicago

·       US Tour (x)

Children of Eden

·       (x)

·       Chess pine high school (but still excellent for a high school show!) (x)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

·       1968 Film (x)

Cinderella (R&H)

·       1997 Film with Whitney Houston (x)

·       Broadway with Carly and Fran (x)

·       Broadway with Keke Palmer (act 1) (act 2)

 Company

·       2006 (x)

Crybaby

·       Stage (x)

Curtains

·       (x)

D

Dear Evan Hansen

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Dogfight

·       (x)

·       HD (x)

Dracula

·       German {English Subtitles}(x)

Dreamgirls

·       Original Broadway Cast {low-quality}(x)

·       2006 Film (x)

E

Equus

·       (part one) (part two)

Evita

·       2012 Broadway Revival (x)

F

Falsettos

·       2016 Broadway Revival (x)

Fantasticks

·       Fairfield Community Arts Center (part one) (part two)

Fame

·       1980 Film (x)

·       2009 Film (x)

Fiddler on the Roof

·       1971 Film (x)

Finnian’s Rainbow

·       1968 Film (x)

First Date

·       (x)

Flash Dance

·       1983 Film (x)

Follies

·       2001 revival (x)

Frozen

·       Live Musical First Showing HD (x)

Funny Girl

·       1968 Film (x)

Fun Home

·       Act 1 & 2 (x) [password: funhome]

G

Gentleman Prefer Blondes

·       2012 New York City Center Encores (x)

Grease

·       New Broadway Cast with Laura Osnes and Max Crumm (x)

Grey Gardens

·       Chesterton, Indiana (x)

·       West End (x)

Gypsy

·       1962 Film (x)

·       2008 Revival (x)

H

Hair

·       1979 Film (x)

·       2009 Revival (part one) (part two) (part three) (part four)

Hamilton

·       OBC (x)

Heathers

·       Barrett Weed (part 1) (part 2)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

·       Neil Patrick Harris (x)

·       2001 Film (x)

·       Off Broadway Full Show (x)

·       Anthony Rapp (x)

High Fidelity

·       2006 Broadway (x)

High Society

·       1956 Film (x)

Holler if Ya Hear Me

·       Broadway 2014 (x)

Holy Musical B@man!

·       (x)

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

·       1967 Film (x)

·       Broadway with Daniel Radcliffe (x)

·       Broadway with Nick Jonas (x)

Hunchback of Notre Dame

·       1999 Berlin (x)

·       Idk what performance this is but its hunchback (x)

·       Idk what performance but this has a really good view for a bootleg (part one) (part two) (part three)

I

If/Then

·       Broadway Preview Performance (x)

·       Pre-Broadway Washington DC (x)

In the Heights

·       OBC (x)

·       I’m not sure what production this is but if you’re looking to watch the show here it is (x)

Into the Woods

·       1991 Film (x)

·       2014 Film (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

·       2002 Revival (x)

J

Jesus Christ Superstar

·       1973 Film (x)

·       2012 Live Arena Tour (x)

Jersey Boys

·       Broadway full show (x)

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat

·       1999 (x)

K

Kinky Boots

·       Original Broadway Cast (part one) (part two) (part three)

Kiss Me Kate

·       1953 Film (x)

L

Legally Blonde

·       With singalong (x)

Les Miserables

·       2014 Broadway Revival (x)

·       25th Anniversary Concert (Part One) (Part Two)

·       2000 with Sutton Foster {missing part one} (x)

·       Broadway full show (x)

Lestat

·       Opening night on broadway (x)

Little Shop of Horrors

·       1986 Film (x)

Little Women

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Love Never Dies

·       London Full Show (x)

M

Mamma Mia!

·       2008 Film (x)

Mary Poppins

·       London {missing the beginning} (x)

Matilda

·       Broadway 2014 (x)

·       Broadway with Sophia Gennusa (x)

·       Broadway with Oona Lawrence (x)

Memphis

·       Broadway (x)

Miss Saigon

·       Final performance on broadway (x)

·       Broadway 1/7/01 (x)

·       National tour (x)

·       2008 (x)

N

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

·       OBC w/ Josh Groban (x)

Never Forget

·       2007 Manchester Premier (x)

Next to Normal

·       Final performance of Alice Ripley, Jennifer Damiano, and Brian d’Arcy James (x)

·       Jessica Philips and Kyle Dean Massey (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Newsies:

·       1992 Film (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

·       Broadway with Jeremy Jordan (x)

·       Broadway with Corey Cott (x)

·       Touring Cast December 2014 (x)

O

Oklahoma!

·       1955 Film (x)

·       1999 Film with Hugh Jackman (x)

Oliver!

·       London 2010 (x)

Once

·       Broadway (x)

Once Upon a Mattress

·       Movie (x)

P

Paramour

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Passion

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Peter and the Starcatcher

·       Original Broadway Cast (x) [password: starstuff]

Peter Pan

·       2012 Tour (act 1) (act 2)

Phantom of the Opera

·       Sierra Boggess and Norm Lewis (x)

·       1925 Film (x)

·       1989 Film (x)

·       2004 Film (x)

·       Royal Albert Hall 2011 (x)

·       Broadway December 2014 (x)

·       All of the tour links that you could possibly want, I’m not going to list them all but check it out here (x)

Pipe Dream

·       (x) [password: suzy]

Pippin

·       Live in Toronto 1982 (x)

Q

R

Ragtime

·       Poor quality (x)

Rent

·       Hollywood Bowl Performance with Neil Patrick Harris (x) [password: tango maureen]

·       2008 Broadway (x)

S

School of Rock

·       Broadway (act 1) (act 2)

Seussical

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

She Loves Me

·       Livestream (x)

Shrek the Musical

·       Broadway [Netflix] (x)

Side Show

·       (part 1) (part 2)

Sister Act

·       Broadway (x)

Something Rotten

·       Original Broadway Cast Preview (x)

·       (x)

Spring Awakening

·       Original Broadway Cast with Mattt Doyle ad Melchior (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast with Gerard Canonico as Moritz, Matt Doyle as Otto, Jennifer Damiano as Martha (x)

·       2010 with Leah Michelle (x)

Starship

·       (x)

Sunday in the Park with George

·       (x)

Sunset Boulevard

·       (act 1) (act 2)

T

The Addams Family

·       Original Broadway Cast and Chicago Preview Mix (x)

The Apple Tree

·       Broadway (part one) (part two)

The Bridges of Madison County

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

The Drowsy Chaperone

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

The King and I

·       1956 Film (x)

The Little Mermaid

·       Pre-Broadway with Sierra Boggess (x)

The Lion King

·       2000 Broadway (x)

The Music Man

·       1962 Film (x)

·       2003 Film (x)

The Producers

·       1968 Film (x)

The Sound of Music

·       1965 Film (x)

The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown

·       Orange County Performing Arts Center 2009 (x)

The Wedding Singer

·       (x)

Thouroughky Modern Millie

·       Original Broadway Cast (act 1) (act 2)

Three Musketeers

·       With Aaron Tveit (x)

Titanic the Musical

·       Peace Players Production (x)

Title of Show

·       Broadway (x)

Tuck Everlasting

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Twisted

·       (x)

U

Urinetown

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

V

W

Waitress

·       Broadway..i think obc (x)

Wicked

·       Original Broadway Cast Preview (x)

·       Original London Cast (x)

·       Donna Vivino & Alli Mauzey (x)

·       Nicole Parker, Alli Mauzey & Aaron Tveit [password: swankified] (x)

·       Pre-Broadway (x)

X

Xanadu

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Y

Young Frankenstein

·       (x)

Z

#

13!

·       Broadway (part one) (part two) (part three) (part four) (part five) (part six)

·       Broadway full show (x)

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

  WANTS

These are bootlegs that have been requested or I am looking for! If you have any of these please feel free to drop the link in my messages so I can share! :)

•           Cursed child

•           Priscilla queen of the desert

•           A little night music

•           Giant

•           Finian’s Rainbow

•           The Glass Menagerie (2013 w/ Celia Keenan Bolger & the revival)

•           Finding Neverland

•           The Wild Party with Sutton Foster

•           Picnic

•           Light in the Piazza

•           Fiddler on the roof (especially the 2016 revival)

•           Big Fish

•           Rock of Ages

•           Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime

•           Cinderella OBC – laura osnes & santino fontana

•           The Woman in White – west end

•           Heathers chicago

•           Heathers with ryan as JD

•           Godspell

•           The color purple

•           Hairspray with Aaron Tveit – 2006

•           Hairspray in general really

•           Bright Star

•           Violet

•           Spamalot OBC

•           Christian Borle in thouroghly modern millie ??

•           Elegies (off-broadway)

•           Pamela’s first musical

•           West side story with Karen Olivo

•           9 to 5

•           The outsiders

•           Loserville

•           Parade

•           How to Succeed in Buisness without really trying with Darren Criss

•           Wicked with Kara Lindsay as Glinda

•           Born Yesterday 2011 revival

•           Beautiful, the Carole King Musical

•           Footloose

•           Bronx Tale

•           Come From Away

•           Rent 20th anniversary

•           La Cage Aux Folles

•           Hamilton (all casts/shows)

•           Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Christian Borle

[azems-familiar]

i would have followed you

an old LotR oneshot i never posted. Boromir’s death (mostly the movie scene, with a few book details thrown in) from his POV.

He runs through the forest, skidding over dry leaves and frozen, winter-brown underbrush, a thick carpet of death shredding beneath his boots. The metaphor feels almost apt, in a sense, foreboding in a heavy way he cannot begin to understand but does not dare ignore. The Uruk-hai are coming, are here, just ahead, and he failed Frodo but he will not fail the other Halflings.

(they are so young and innocent and utterly unprepared, even after moria, they will not survive for long alone, and the chief gave orders to find the halflings, and)

(he will not fail them, young merry and pippin, even if it claims his life)

His sword slides from his sheath, leaping fluid and silver into his hand, and not even the familiar wrapped hilt can ease the horror smothering his lungs; and so he lets the fear fill him, lend speed to his legs and strength to his sword arm, and he has just enough time to regret the absence of his shield before the Halflings come into view, trapped by Uruk-hai, one foul beast lunging with sword upraised--

He doesn’t think, just launches, catching the orc’s black blade on his own, kicks the creature in the crotch and shoves it away. There’s no time to think, even to breathe; he can do nothing but fight, one Man against easily one hundred Uruk-hai, but he is Boromir, son of Denethor, a Man of Gondor, and the blood of Numenor flows still through his veins, faded and fallen though it may be.

But he cannot do it alone.

He fumbles at his belt with his left hand, wrenches the great horn of Gondor from where it has hung for leagues upon leagues of perilous travel, and sets the silvered mouth to his lips and blows a mighty blast. The great cry shivers through the air, sends a new rush of strength through his limbs, causes the ferocious Uruk-hai to hesitate in their brutal onslaught; but no help answers.

(all hope is not lost; surely aragorn will come)

He drops the horn, gestures furiously at the Halflings, retreats from the again-advancing orcs, pausing for a swift exchange of blows with one that ends in his sword driving through the orc’s chest; behind him, Merry and Pippin fling stones at the iron-clad Uruk-hai. Several of the beasts fall, but there are so many more, and still help does not come.

(perhaps aragorn did not hear)

He spares the little ones a glance; they are as wild-eyed and fierce as he imagines he is, but there is such fear and trust and desperation there, and it nearly breaks him. He raises the horn to his lips once more, looses another blast; leaps back a step and parries a blade slicing at his legs, and channels all the desperate need into one final breath.

The cry the horn releases is like nothing he has ever heard before; fierce and proud and noble, a defiant shout in the face of black evil, a fist raised in the face of the Enemy, and it is so powerful the horn splits in two in his fingers. He lets it fall, tethered still to his belt by the leather cord, and lunges forward at the lead Uruk-hai with teeth bared in a feral grin. For surely Aragorn has heard the last echoing call; even now the Captain of their Fellowship must be flying through the forest, Anduril wreathed in red flame in his hands. Boromir needs last only a little longer, and then there will be aid. The Halflings will be safe, for no Uruk-hai can withstand the combined force of two Men of Gondor such as they.

The softest of sounds, nearly lost in the clash of blade against armor, trembles through the air; the familiar music of a bowstring. He turns, eyes straining to make out the form of Aragorn, or Legolas, but there is nothing.

The black-feathered arrow drives deep into his flesh, the head vanishing within him until the tip grinds into his bones, and his eyes catch upon the cruel, imperious Uruk-hai standing tall and grasping a bow before his knees give out and he falls.

(where are you, aragorn?)

The pain takes a breath to register, and then it breaks over him like the sea, and he is drowning in a flood, a deluge of white-hot flame, scorching his lungs and blistering his skin and turning him to ashes, and

(the halflings)

The image of the Halflings flashes into his mind, and somehow the pain falls away, and he breathes in the scalding air and surges to his feet, lashing out, another orc falling to his sword, black blood dripping thick and hot from the blade, and he twists towards another orc and then--

(aragorn, please)

The second arrow flies deep into his gut, stealing his breath and flinging him backwards and down to his knees, and this time there is no kind moment of respite before the pain hits; clawing his insides and shredding him, tearing his mind and body to ashes and dust, blood bubbling up in his throat, steaming and metallic and tasting bitterly of failure and death.

(must not)

(fail)

(aragorn w h y)

A screaming, wordless howl of anguish and frenzied rage tears itself from his lips, and he flings himself at the Uruk-hai again, choking on pain, and he wants nothing more than to fall to the ground and rest but he is alone and there are the Halflings--he must not--cannot--Frodo and the Ring and give it to me!

[ m y  k i n g  i  n e e d  y o u ]

(he is fire and flood and broken glass, shattered rock, the crumbling stone balustrades of osgiliath and the dead-and-faded white tree, and all is darkness and eternal night about him, and the walls of minas tirth are broken and decayed, the gates naught but twisted heaps of blackened wood and tarnished silver)

(and the third arrow is a strike from the hand of sauron himself, molten-hot and whispering, and the white tree burns to ashes in the courtyard of his fathers)

(he is )

(must not fail must not the)

(why did you abandon)

(my king)

(everything is a blur, lost in the endless night, the realm of the dark lord, and screams, and he has failed)

And then the last Uruk-hai, the one with the bow, stands stern and smirking before him and with a cruel half-laugh he stares down the shaft of another arrow and this one will kill him and Aragorn--

Green flame crashes into the orc, and there is a streak of red blazing brightly, and they have finally come but it is too late, they are gone, he lost them, and

(there is something heavy and hot on his chest, and he is staring up at the stark branches, stripped of their warmth and their life by winter’s chill, and he cannot breathe)

(someone kneels over him, and if he could only focus his eyes, and there is a flicker of dark and noble eyes)

(it cannot be)

“They--” and he cannot breathe through the pressing on his chest but he must speak, he failed, “they took the little ones--”

Aragorn’s voice, choked and desperate, forces out words he cannot understand, and his own blood is thick on his lips and coats his tongue, and--

“Frodo, where is Frodo?”

There is a pressure on his shoulder.

“I let Frodo go.”

The blur resolves into a fuzzy, vaguely remembered image of Aragorn’s face, and Boromir finds the man’s eyes.

“Then you did what I could not,” and he must be honest because he has nothing left, and he has failed them, and he must say it… “I tried to take the Ring from him.”

“The Ring is beyond our reach now,” and Aragorn is soft and gentle and quiet and he hurts and--

“Forgive me, I did not see…” and a breath, thick and burning, and “I have failed you all.”

“No, Boromir. You fought bravely,” and is it his imagination or does Aragorn’s voice crack and shiver? “You have kept your honor.”

He feels Aragorn trying to bind the wound, and there is no point, and he must say something yet--

“Leave it!”

The darkness covers his eyes and he cannot see and his King is there and--

“It is over… the world of Men will fall and all will come to darkness, and my city will fall…” He chokes in a breath. “Aragorn…”

“I do not know what strength is in my blood,” the other man says, low and urgent, “but I swear to you, I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.”

[ o u r  p e o p l e ]

(does he speak?)

(there is nothing left in him but there is still yet one thing)

Something presses the hilt of his sword into his hand, and he clutches it reflexively, somehow jerks it to his heart in a rough mockery of a salute.

(who is he saluting?)

(there is something

       someone

                                                      important)

“I--” and there is only one thing, he must not fail now-- “I would have followed you, my brother…” and the darkness is so thick now, and he cannot see, and there is nothing left in his lungs, but he must-- “my captain…”

(more he is more and he must)

(it is so dark now)

(he will not let the white city fall)

“My King.”

[troiings]

W H E L P

WAFFLES.HECATE HARDBROOM (are you even surprised)Elephants are pretty greatLASAGNAuhh p is tough I'm racking my brain for things that start w the letter p and drawing a blank??? don't you hate when that happens??? I'm gonna say Pippin from lotr because mischievous spoiled Hobbit royalty